Stupid Things People Say When Selling A Car

Here are some of the stupid things you'll hear when selling a used car!
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[@colinfurze]

Had a right laugh doing this with the Car Throttler's, I was robbed I tell ya.

[@EngineeringExplained]

My whiteboard's gone missing as well, any ideas?

[@danafaidulla4537]

Loved the video with both of you in it!😂

[@bishoos123]

i think the whiteboard is used now to write everything wrong with that car.

[@OfficialSynthical]

Love waht you do :D !

[@willharris8632]

Ur m4 looks pretty noice

[@EngineeringExplained]

Didn't realize I'd have the honor of being in a video with Mr. Furze (shame Ethan was in it)!! My first car was silver as well, Colin makes a great point about Peregrine falcons. The science is clear, they actually are really fast!

[@MrRikrdorm]

"Doug DeMuro cool" that line was amazing.

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

Hello everybody

[@AartardVII]

Yes, but it weighs about a kilo. It's all about the power-to-weight. Jason, you just got scienced. Edit: obviously joking. We all know it's really because the falcon has V-TEC.

[@2JZDestroyer]

@@MrRikrdorm and the fact that its the M1 that he's referring to , just makes me smile.

[@VitorMadeira]

This is amazing! My favourite KZbinr guys are all making videos with each other! Greetings from Portugal.

[@mx_nana_banana]

Is it just me, or is colin the best car salesman ever.

[@leontopodium9653]

His name is Conner.

[@mynamefrank6567]

@@leontopodium9653 Colon*

[@cia6862]

*slaps car*

[@Infinity9_]

Chlorine*

[@kevwij3515]

Clitoris

[@moneyman295]

For car youtuber this is one of the most ambitious crossover events in history

[@lexus_offroad_adventures]

"Alex, I have a restraining order against you"

[@oe2706]

That killed me

[@wobblysauce]

Don't worry he is not the only one...

[@only1battman]

@@wobblysauce does he really have one??

[@nova8747]

@@only1battman Yes, Alex fucked his girl in the tailpipe.

[@only1battman]

@@nova8747 No way! how did you find this out?

[@honghunter2737]

The collab that we never asked for. But the collab we needed.

[@DarkNymph]

100 like

[@gpglicious]

jaw=floor

[@adammiller8133]

“That’s Doug Demuro cool” The car world really is coming together

[@ramunasgudauskas7582]

This is the real KZbin Rewind.

[@wiffiti_8169]

Ramūnas Gudauskas Aye fuckin men

[@ziqrsx]

True

[@lasagneman5586]

Ramūnas Gudauskas oh yeah yeah

[@beedslolkuntus2070]

Oh yeah yeah

[@thelazerproject]

I think so

[@wendyandmanny]

Engineering Explained, a Doug DeMuro reference, and Colin Furze. This video blew my mind, love it when KZbinrs I subscribe to show up unexpectedly together in a video.

[@ArtemLokhovitskiy]

Also movie "Snatch" at the moment when he took shot before take off.

[@ThomasWilliams-zo7ke]

Fantastic, also subscribed to all KZbinrs in video and mentioned

[@nissanoo0393]

where can u see a reference?x D

[@wendyandmanny]

@@nissanoo0393 from 3:21 to about 3:29

[@daszieher]

Yes, the snatch reference was unexpected and epic! Love the film and am subscribed to the other channels as well.

[@omermagen824]

"That's Doug DeMuro Cool"

[@t.m.b6742]

The most underated line in the whole Video

[@tigerpaw800]

XD

[@Luke-ey4df]

Should at least, AT LEAST, have 1k likes

[@ZaneDalton]

@@Luke-ey4df It does now.

[@StarrBoyVRC]

"never had to pop the bonnet it's been so good" Never needed an oil change... In 10 years???

[@JDJD-mw9rr]

Nope 🙅🏻

[@rafvierthstein5210]

Thats how reliable the car is 😂

[@JDJD-mw9rr]

Oil changes are over rated. Oil is like wine, the older the better

[@killerdinamo08]

Why change the oil if it's running? I mean, do you change your air in your tires if they're not flat?

[@StarrBoyVRC]

@@killerdinamo08 yes. Old air can ruin your tyres and in worse cases, make your suspension go rusty.

[@Ben-cx5qp]

I love myself a V5 BMW Avant💪 Best car France have ever made.

[@fizzy_4896]

That's a Spanish car you silly

[@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095]

lol it's an Australian car

[@dasKontroloer]

Its a russian atomic submarine

[@_chp_]

*bulgaria

[@scappley1735]

@@dasKontroloer dont you mean a pepsi Nuclear submarine?

[@damndank4150]

"the mx5 is too fast" said noone ever

[@benjaminrisbergnjaastad7104]

Damn Dank there, thats’s the comment i was looking for

[@alextherussian7366]

@Dee Jay of course it will smoke mine, engine failures do create smoke usually.

[@prodbyelija]

I mean... their's has like a v6 in it.

[@armadillolover99]

Lukas Gardeikis Alex’s has a V6, not Ethan’s

[@danielmargarido954]

Don't forget Car Wizard.

[@stefospoli9467]

Who else would like a video with ChrisFix, Engineering Explained, Car Throttle and Doug DeMuro?

[@zh8408]

Dont forget donut media

[@DiscoverObjay]

Scotty

[@ethan_hsv62l]

John no

[@mosafajeff6917]

mat watson

[@ethan_hsv62l]

Mosafa Jeff yes

[@philipoliversen9512]

Alex: any car that been going over 100000 miles needes to go straight to the scarp Also Alex: buys a car with over 400000 miles on it

[@qwertykevin1]

*any bmw with a 100k miles, Japanese run forever lad

[@gaboriloskity]

@@qwertykevin1 Until it falls apart because of the rust

[@jeepjoseph9036]

What about my old charger? Three different trannys, three different rear ends, one 392 and three 5.7s

[@mutated__donkey5840]

Jeep Joseph I like fixing shit but at that point it would have been better just to get another car

[@jeepjoseph9036]

@@mutated__donkey5840 why? It ran 9s, was extremely rare, great history and it was a celebrities car. It helps that it was under warranty

[@kumzman]

“With your imperial toolbox and this metric beast, you wouldn’t get too far” lololololololol😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@W-2Forms]

That made me laugh more than I should have tbh 😂😂😂

[@crawfordbrown75]

Love how Alex really did definitely 100 percent go to Engeering explained's house

[@rkan2]

crawfordbrown75 It was pretty convincing, till the cat!

[@DiscoFang]

Hey green screen counts as being there.

[@youkofoxy]

Actually they really met.

[@vedjanve4361]

That's Doug demuro coool!😂😂😂😂

[@insaneKGandJB]

I died.

[@Rheainstoun]

said no one ever :D

[@dlozza2000]

No Bullshit Promotions said your mom

[@johnbeaumont7403]

"The dog clearly enjoyed his time on there" - something you never want to hear when buying a car

[@EyesOfByes]

2:00 Took a while before I realized it's green screen

[@raspucin70]

Along with that SSIWS Air at 3:46 ;)

[@jm-c04____________________80]

i dont see it can you explain?

[@UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom]

@@jm-c04____________________80 bro alex didn't went to usa actually.... engineering explained shot the whole thing and sent him... alex back was put before the engineering explained's video and how do you put it like that you use the magic of green screen...

[@Randze]

wait its a green screen???

[@UtpoiyaMon_TituMousom]

@@Randze green screen is a curtain that you use it as background in your videos afterwards in editing program you can remove the green screen and put other background and the subject will be infront of it....

[@mougmeduro7017]

‘That is Doug DeMuro cool’

[@phillipshin1355]

The actual man himself

[@yoaashay]

*T H I S*

[@aaronross6346]

Phil and Colin? Coincidence? I think not.

[@RobRandomVids]

WELL THERE'S NO REASON TO BELIEVE SHE'LL ALWAYS BE THERE BUT IF Y'DONT HAVE FAITH IN WHAT'CHA BELIEVE IN 'S GETTIN' Y' NOWHERE!

[@graymatter78-23]

"In the air tonight"

[@angelbermejo9616]

RIP E36

[@OtisAdonisChad]

You can wear my hat 〰〰🎩

[@Bacon-ys2xi]

"Can I get a warranty on it?" *EVIL LAUGHING* that's Colin alright

[@porschedude7687]

"The E26 is Doug Demuro Cool." The best thing I've heard a car enthusiast say in my life.

[@chazzftw9313]

It actually failed in 2013 Due to the rear coil springs being ‘incomplete’ and because one of the tyres was bald. it also failed in 2006, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2014, 2015, 2017 and in april this year. seems to have a *great* history 😳

[@rkan2]

ChazzFTW And the 2013??? :D

[@josephjay5366]

Ok google

[@rubenlipoan1324]

Did you really just check The Mot status online ?:))))))

[@BeardieD]

Stupid things people say... buy a BMW!!! enough said!

[@zahirulislam4370]

@@rkan2 Offside Rear coil spring incomplete (2.4.C.1a) Nearside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)

[@iyanmanzano]

"no hot, cold... no hot, cold... no hot, cold... no hot, cold... just... plateau." HAHAHA

[@rkan2]

iyan manzano :D

[@TheVarietyProject]

"Got leather.. you can keep that" lmao!!!

[@ecbfilms001]

"And its NEARLY been doing it all in one journey" absolutely killed me

[@samuelantwi2838]

Went to the moon I guess

[@nalsra0]

Samuel Antwi Nope the moon is 238,900 miles away

[@f1lover694]

0:01 i thought its a spoiler in the back lol

[@ziqrsx]

Me too!!

[@freepickup4311]

Same I thought he riced it 😂

[@genericgoat]

0:05 And I thought that was a roll cage.

[@user-qv2xc1os7i]

f1 lover69 ahaha I only just noticed it wasn’t after seeing your comment😂

[@wtfbro959]

Me too!

[@worthlesstrash3704]

Lol EngineeringExplained

[@dashtesla]

When Clarkson Hammond and May retire it will be Colin Alex and Jason (ethan left out as always, jk XD).

[@BrandMalone24]

@@dashtesla I would watch that forsure

[@miaugato93]

he actually answers the door with "Hello everyone and welcome" i'm dying here :rofl:

[@bencrosbie]

10/10 for the circle drawing 😂

[@GermanTopGameTV]

This was all I wanted from KZbin Rewind.

[@calculus3661]

Well 170k miles isn't the sweetspot but for buying cheap 2nd hand cars you want them preferably after 120k miles after they had their first big major servicing done.

[@setokaiba567]

Boys I've gotta be real serious here these vids are amazing I want to thank you lads and your team for these great vids keep on keeping guys cant wait for the next one

[@ImReqularr]

So many car KZbinr names in this video😂 Didn't expect Doug 😁

[@rkan2]

ImReqularr Forgot to explain all the quirks and features pfff

[@noobus1423]

Im a simple man, I see Colin Furze, I click the video.

[@FirepoiMo]

Same 😄

[@braulioortiz6571]

I am a simple man so I give this comment a 😂 emoji and go watch some RSLASH

[@truckspank656]

.......yes simple

[@Zigmmaaaaarrssss]

So simple, literally most overused comment youtube has goten, theres so much variatons, hell even "Im a simping man, I see Pokimane, I cum." works with this. You are advanced because you had to write it as a comment, and intermediate if you reply.

[@jerryknudsen7898]

“Does it come with a warranty? “ *hysterical laughing meme occurs*

[@tyrereviews]

You missed out the obvious - can you make it quicker than an (my) e92 M3? :(

[@alexkersten1964]

You can make a diesel wagon faster than an E92 M3 so you do the maths ;)

[@davidviner4932]

It’s a Peregrine Falcon, they are very fast, in a dive

[@Akshan510]

E92's are the best M3 change my mind.

[@justinbetz6060]

@@Akshan510 as an owner of an e92, if you can do the maintenance yourself and afford some pricey parts, best car ever.

[@wackojacko123]

Shut it!

[@nickolaygavrilenko9962]

“That’s Doug deMuro cool”

[@roschereric]

I deaded with that LOL

[@AerinRavage]

Doug DeMuro's the type of guy to give his namedrop a DougScore.

[@overwatchcombinesoldier9917]

Ethan: Stupid car Subtitles: German car

[@randalfuentes6953]

Didn't have the subtitles on, when I saw your comment I turned them on and it really said that, that's funny

[@DashCamSerbia]

100% correct.

[@Dafastso]

"ive got a restraining order against you" "we dont have time for that" lmao

[@RackaApps]

Damn this channel keeps getting better. And i think i remember that BMW from Colin Furze's videos.

[@FabienWhite]

Alex bought this off of a viewer. I don't think Colin ever had it.

[@justinbetz6060]

This is the budget e46 he got after he did the upgraded e46 a while back. Epic colab for sure tho

[@RackaApps]

@@FabienWhite i think i have mistaken it for the sedan Colin had a while ago

[@SoldererOfFortune]

Colin made a mobile pool out of an E30 cab.

[@RackaApps]

@@SoldererOfFortune and i remember he showed us another E30 he had that was perfectly working and i had mistaken it for this one.

[@truckstreestoys]

"got leather you can keep that"

[@jamesrichards5601]

6:33 Colin: *gasps* "Nathan that's amazing!" found that too funny!

[@GumpoWumpo]

6:12 "I It's got leather, you can keep that" 🤣

[@ultimo3407]

*slaps roof of car* This bad boy has been through a lot but its just as new with the power of a bull

[@mendozerosu2272]

Loved the “BMW Avant” moment 😂

[@NakiriX1]

Vert is thicc neptunia character

[@mendozerosu2272]

@@NakiriX1 Cars and ani..game series are the bomb mate

[@NakiriX1]

@@mendozerosu2272 yuh

[@rajveerjassal5286]

"It rocks and then it stops rocking" LOL😂😂😂😂

[@inspectah6278]

"Did you know Brexit wasnt a Breakfast cereal" Damn

[@BobMcCoy]

*Blue cars **_appreciate_** in value!*

[@AlanJWatkins]

Is it because they are so sad?

[@themightydash1714]

@@AlanJWatkins It's probably because blue cars are rare, not many people buy blue cars new, so when they get to "classic" status, they are most desirable as they are rarest.

[@DiscoFang]

Coz angel tears & the mashed up blue eyes of dolphins make up the base tint.

[@jesperpsv98]

What about turqoise cars

[@MtnNerd]

I own a blue car so I hope this is somehow true

[@kirara4953]

I swear if Jason greets people like that

[@jugaljoseph3458]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ps36081]

Love the Snatch style USA travel to see Engineering Explained

[@AIexKilin]

Who else thought that Ethan legit didn’t know whack about cars?

[@Endersmens]

Thought I saw Colin in the thumbnail! Even read the quote in his voice xD

[@mgjamesfin7011]

"It's even the same badge as the car" for foooks sake :D

[@thefishbiscuit14]

Don't get that luxury in my diesel Rover 75 😂😂 Very different badge on the engine

[@ajb3904]

" THE NEXT DAY" (Ad pops up) " The all new Forester"

[@EyesOfByes]

6:00 Colin sounds like Jason Statham if he had accidently inhaled the NOX gas, and snorted coke.

[@themikevlad]

STOP MAKING E46'S POPULAR, YOU'RE MAKING THEM TOO EXPENSIVE. WE ARE POOR SODS

[@daszieher]

Not if you already have yours. Although I am still in the market for another (second) one. 😁

[@forevercomputing]

They're nothing special

[@cobydog456]

Forever Computing ...

[@forevercomputing]

@@cobydog456 Low quality. You are not getting the most from one in the UK at all.

[@daszieher]

@@cobydog456 let him. Whatever we say won't change his opinion 😉

[@ethanbmx2713]

At 0:01 seconds i thot it had a giant spoiler

[@srijangupta.automobile6320]

What spoiler?

[@ethanbmx2713]

@@srijangupta.automobile6320 i thought the trunk was a spoiler

[@pustekuchen8956]

I dont think you know what thot means, but nevermind xD

[@srijangupta.automobile6320]

@@pustekuchen8956 I do know what it means and what its meant to look like. It means *That Hoe Over There* and even I use *THOT* instead of *thought* everywhere but I thot that you really had a spoiler there.

[@BrandMalone24]

Haha that would be a dope wing

[@beeda69]

When I saw Colin in the car, I was like how is this car still in one piece and has not turned into a rocket or something.

[@SquaskewBros]

“No, I was here last night and I checked”

[@DashCamSerbia]

Yeah, that was the best line.

[@HB-ps6rn]

I'm incredibly disappointed about the lack of inline 5 on that triple Venn diagram

[@fouzaanamjad8498]

And rotary

[@govinlock8568]

Inline 5 is not common outside the europe. In my country (which is Asia) don't have car powered by inline 5 engine. Also, Rotary engine is not common for practical cars.

[@HB-ps6rn]

@@govinlock8568 We have a few 5 cylinder cars in the US but they aren't very common. Nothing beats sound though

[@ironymatt]

Did you not listen to the words coming from Mr Conner's own lips?! V5 mate, sure!

[@zogworth]

@@ironymatt who wants a VW really?

[@Maydarx]

2:50 wait no rotary? thats racist

[@TheVideogucker333]

there only were reliable engines on the white board

[@Toastmaster_5000]

Well, the center of the diagram sort of resembled one

[@godfreypoon5148]

Nope. Racist.

[@metivs]

LOL, had to check, so far the best comment :-D

[@awesomebilly9601]

TheVideogucker333 how are rotarys un reliable you dumb fuck

[@stellatecar7634]

So I watched this a few months ago and didn’t know Colin furze was a thing and now rewatching it I’m like ThAtS cOliN fUrZe

[@sticklebacketienne]

00:41 is the only time in history anyone has ever complained about an MX-5 being ‘too fast’

[@samljones]

2:50 Oof, my chest

[@Jointzzor]

Funny but true

[@MxGRhythmlModsMusicGamingl]

Well. My jaguar felt that.

[@HandIeThese]

Ethan: stupid car me watched the whole video: stupid Ethan

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

SOERYA OMG GAME wow you got the very blatant point of the video great job.

[@laurenzoangezohass6689]

100th liker XD

[@HandIeThese]

hi

[@MarvinJWendt]

This was such a great collab! :D Was really funny to watch.

[@kakigechi]

Has anyone not mentioned how hilarious Engineering Explained was? Bloody brilliant!

[@Builder707]

the best thing about your videos are despite of how you make ethan look when it comes to his understanding about cars you can feel a deep friendship beneath keep on going!

[@alejandrocortes1149]

That Doug Demuro reference was on point.

[@89elmonster]

What time is it at? I cannot find it ):

[@Elijah-cy9do]

Too fast???The E46 touring is faster than that MX-5🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dovic5201]

ok

[@nickcho0425]

Ok

[@TibiAltF4]

oK

[@nekytypec2052]

OK

[@sakariaskarlsson634]

Too fast? Cant happen mate. What is this? A top fuel dragster?

[@atrahasis3899]

I think this is probably one of the funnier things I've ever seen on KZbin. Accurate as well. Cheers!

[@krajnyakmilan8994]

Next time Colin could you try to sell them your jet bicycle?

[@ElbowTV]

The greatest crossover episode of all time

[@warrencao8673]

5:23 turn on subtitles

[@NotMyAccount]

actually go to 5:20 with subs on

[@trck5639]

4:55

[@BavarianM]

Lol easy to understand

[@JakTheLad]

Scrap Industries how we doing my tits Ethan?

[@anonymousperson4280]

“And I was here last night” then Alex says that the suspension on the car was disturbing 😂

[@BENKYism]

"That car is Doug Demuro cool" lol

[@emin86]

1:58 EE answering the door made me rolf.

[@Akuzastar]

“With your imperial tool box and this metric beast I don’t think so mate” hahaha 😂😂

[@dogslow4448]

"can i give the other guy a ring" "no" i lost it XD

[@MatWatsonCars]

That was funny. Great work guys.

[@SexFounder]

Soup

[@user-rw8rc3yp9d]

shut it lad

[@zacdawson6881]

*carries his passport in a draw by itself*

[@willpower3544]

@hahahaha

[@richardiusa5189]

Matt Watson, Car Throttle, Engineering explained, Doug DeMuro, Chris Fix, and donut media would be the best collaboration ever

[@kaveee971]

Car Throttle is The Best British Show I have ever seen... Top Gear has toys and money, Car Throttle has gold content!

[@MaxSpeedMike]

" my grandma was the only one who drove it. Only drove it on Sundays to church. Never beaten on, always maintained. Great car!" Meanwhile it's a pos wrx owned by a 19 year old kid who sucks at driving manual and beat the piss out of the car.

[@samuelryman]

They did a snatch take with the aeroplane

[@chasedotexe1095]

I drive an e46 330i, and that kind of hurt a little when he said “that’s too cool, let’s bring it down to your level” ; - ;

[@nicodemusjoshua9690]

Gotta love that V5 👌👌

[@alex_ag7022]

Nicodemus Joshua Sulaiman you mean straight 5

[@NapoleonDynamite69]

@@alex_ag7022 it's a joke

[@imthedarknight-8755]

Mitsubishi Evolution 9 *boxer 5

[@ARA-ej4fl]

You guys know there is actual v5 engines out there specifically vw

[@TIMETECH07]

Nah its a V13 Rotary Edit: with V-Tec

[@schnibbelhenry1232]

”That’s Doug Demuro cool” hehe another car enthusiast

[@jclar3565]

Sound of the Miata window rubbing, going down is priceless! Thank God you had an American handy to help sort you're confused British mind out LOL

[@andrewpearce2562]

J Clar *your

[@blanknone4505]

Bruh he said "BMW Avant" I fokin lost it there

[@2760ade]

Colin is brilliant, really entertaining. Reminds me of the guy who sold me my first car, which was a complete and utter nail, but worth it for the patter :)

[@jameslatham3521]

That French engineering!!!!

[@abdelhameedalotaibi3657]

Alex my man thats how you treat lying owners !! You forgot to mention how they always say its free from accidents and when you check deeply you find all sorts of repaint jobs and unfitting body panels lol ...

[@MrTomo2610]

"Service History?" "Yeah we got sum of that"

[@wv2100]

The Doug DeMuro comment really made my day

[@DameAndThatGame]

Loved the Snatch Reference lol

[@kvd1m]

"Could you do a warranty of it? - HAHAHAHAHA!!!" And Engineering Explained was also amazing!!!

[@ctc.stockscryptotrading581]

The best KZbin calibration in the world!

[@RichieRouge206]

I haven’t seen the whole episode before - it even funnier than the bit with Alex viewing it 😆😆