How Criminals Target You

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[@TheMasterGamer69420]

Imagine a robber uses the kidney bean trick, but you're only on vacation for three days, and you come back right as they're about to break in.

[@eeeeee8762]

Luckily for us, and unfortunately for them, we're in Texas.

[@Team_qwarxly]

You just made my day

[@tasarlasun1797]

This trick would be bad for me and a robber since I tend to use the garage and not the front door to leave the house. Those kidney beans could easily still be there even if I'm home!

[@reapersouls9269]

Gonna be a fun fight ​@@eeeeee8762

[@isaacfun320]

Hell yeah we’re from Texas

[@Rudolph_775]

Hell nah, bro got betrayed by his cat💀

[@davya123]

lol

[@EmmittGamer]

Who taught him to drive😂

[@faketaxiguy7878]

the backdoor crazy

[@Sotanaht01]

Well he did abandon the cat at home for at least 3 days.

[@Chill_GUY123-W]

" hit the gas Meowly Cyrus " 😂😂😂

[@Icanhazacat]

I'm losing it!!!! 😂😂😂

[@PlatypusOO7]

Wait the cat was the leader all along?!?!

[@Mage335]

She was behind it all!!

[@Leymonday_3v]

HE WAS THE MASTERMIND ALL ALONG!!!🙀

[@DamianYouTube-wi7cg]

Meowly Cyrus is such a cute name though

[@keepingeel7874]

Being alert to your surroundings, employing target hardening practices, adding barriers will help make you more safe to these things.

[@hellothere-s8d]

Bro thinks he’s playing minecraft😂😂

[@Blegh_x2]

Nah imma just carry a strap and it's on SIGHT

[@quantumAnarchist]

as someone who works from home and is very much a shut in, they could 100% put kidney beans in front of my door and i wouldnt notice until they are in my house with me

[@felicity0000]

I probably wouldn't even notice the beans & just walk past them

[@JWildberry]

Same, except I have magpies and seagulls who eat everything they find, so those beans would be gone in 3 days.

[@Flubaly]

the robbers who enter will never come out.

[@o7.oliver]

wouldnt you order food? and the delivery guy..

[@sihiri_kabari]

@@o7.olivermy guy, people have food at home. You think everyone go to the store or order food every three days?

[@SophieGile]

Ants are conspirators who didn't eat the beams.

[@Americathelandofthefree2.0]

Bots are getting crazy now

[@random_user-i2i]

​@Americathelandofthefree2.0 And 635 likes for nonsense coming from a bot? Really?

[@Americathelandofthefree2.0]

@@random_user-i2i exactly like what ants?

[@nachtlicht_0]

Dang that's the ultimate betrayal

[@MatteoSalotti]

​@@niherbigbloacki'm reporting you scum

[@cooldude3452]

Block thus guy he is a predator

[@CatTheG]

​@@niherbigbloack reset character IRL please 🥺

[@cooldude3452]

Dude this guy ain't safe ge is a predator and we gotta ban these guys if anyone can block him pls do

[@MrLaskyWD]

oh cmon the bots aren't gone yet

[@jagathdesilva1610]

Robbers be learning from Mike 😂

Im convinced that Meowly Cyrus was behind it all

[@coolperson69420]

real

[@Dragontheriankitty]

First and YESSSSSSSS real

[@goosegamer24]

Yooo only 2 mins ago

[@idkwhattodiscribe]

Tops ten anime evil plan

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Real

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Bro is the combination of a professional lawyer and a great teacher..

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Copied

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@@rahulchandani85 shut up

[@Littlegg78]

His own cat betrayed him lol😂

[@HariSeldon913]

Justifiably if he was left home alone for three days or more.

[@footyballerditszx]

meowley cyrus

[@NagitaEdward]

*Bro is the combination of a professional lawyer and a great teacher* ☠️🤣

[@TheClapMonster]

Bot alert

[@zagross3848]

Also a memer

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I am the 190th liker

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Nah bot

[@ayouxy]

Third one is legit, in the whole world. I live in a dangerously city so I follow it. Other good ideas include: wearing dark, inconspicuous clothes that are neither flashy or unique, walking with determination wherever you go, looking and being aware to show that you're not an easy target, but not paranoid to show that you have a valuable item, avoiding streets that are dark and/or empty, wearing running shoes to give the illusion that you WILL run/give chase if needed, and for girls (if the city is dangerous) walk in at least a group of three, or have one man with you. Be safe, everyone.

[@Hhhh22222-w]

That will not work in South Africa, they have guns and always drive a car, they come, they rob you and drive away, rarely anyone gets robbed by some dude walking, but yes, good advice.

[@ScarfaceLittlebee-mj2ch]

Homie paranoid

[@barnettmcgowan8978]

@@ScarfaceLittlebee-mj2ch You sound like robbery bait.

[@barnettmcgowan8978]

Solid rules for living in a dangerous city.

[@ayouxy]

@@ScarfaceLittlebee-mj2ch say that when you've had a blade on your body multiple times. Thank God I'm either very clever or lucky I didn't get hurt but the stories I hear are disheartening

[@giselaabarca7103]

NOT MEOWLY CYRUS 😂😂😭😭

[@Jonny-1590]

This happened to me and it's true they came back for weeks and finally he Left us alone

[@mobankts]

I love Mike 🥰🥰🥰 He's always teaching me how to be a criminal again 🥰🥰🥰

[@aliciacohen-dl4xe]

Again?💀

[@V-X0010]

Again? 💀

[@romeolenesimon6793]

Relatable

[@Minti2k7]

He speaks from experience 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@juicewrld6212]

Bro betrayed him so hard😭

[@Tomioka_Giyuu_TheWaterHashira]

😭😂😂

[@BomblacatBomb-l9k]

The ants that didn’t eat the kidney beans deserve a raise.

[@Klickity1]

They can also put a cookie under your doormat and if it's broken they'll know that you stepped on it.

[@DevinOwens-wf6nk]

Good thing we have cameras nowadays so the kidney bean trick is useless for the most part

[@Klickity1]

@DevinOwens-wf6nk they can easily check if you have a doorbell camera, ngl..

[@SNIPEOMASTER]

​@@DevinOwens-wf6nknot everyone has one

[@ewan8200]

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[@M0L1T0V]

If only we could hire Mike as our lawyer

[@Justakidplayinghockey]

You can

[@Super_Dart]

We wish

[@CharlieSavageMusic]

He has a website where you can hire him to represent your cases

[@M0L1T0V]

@ oh nice thanks

[@M0L1T0V]

@@Justakidplayinghockey I mean like full time instead of just a singular case

[@KeneilweMmola]

His cat was the one driving with his car they planned this all along 😂😂

[@ARARARARAGI-02]

Cat driving the car ☠️🤣

[@Justakidplayinghockey]

HIS NAME IS MEOWLY CYRUS GET IT RIGHT OR IM GETTING LAWBYMIKE TO SUE YOU Ok😊

[@Idk_who_ami-e9p]

The cat the robber were partner in crime😎

[@Idk_who_ami-e9p]

The cat and the robber were partner in crime the whole time😎💀

[@ChildrenMyloves]

Meowly cryus actually betrayed it's owner 😂😂😂

[@Moondragonzzz]

The cat at the end 😂😂😂

[@chasityvermette5442]

The way this ended was so perfect

[@TheSkittleGuy]

At this point, Mike is better than Saul Goodman

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[@Dexinty_Bedwars]

Better call mike

[@suc918]

Nahhh saul goodman best

[@RayhanKabir-o3v]

slow your roll there buddy

[@darkload09]

The cat in the end 😂

[@Val-en-ti-na]

Hey, the car one won't backtrack my dreams of making my car bright pink. 🎀💖

[@JWildberry]

Go for it! I have a bright green car, and I'm never going back to regular colors. I have ADHD, and I always forget where I parked. But with my brightly colored car, I can find it at a glance even in a packed full parking lot. And it makes me happy to see color, especially in fall/winter.

[@TommyLingling]

Fuck it criminals now know to steal any colored cars

[@ferretqueen2908]

Pink cars are actually even less often stolen due to their lower demand and resell value, so I'd say go for it!

[@Atomic2670]

the kidney bean trick won't work on me cause I go only once outside my house every week

[@CharlieSavageMusic]

I loved it when Meowly Cyrus drove the guys getaway car 🎵You drive it like a Yarn Ball🎵😂😂😂😂😂

[@TroupeMasterGrimm_]

Not me being too lazy to clean up the beans😭

[@ryanbahnsen6429]

I was about to say that 😂

[@sikey3peat]

Thank you for letting me know like your the only guy why im interested in law

[@locamiGI]

Bot

[@sikey3peat]

@locamiGI I think your in the wrong here buddy.

[@Fitingbros101]

@@locamiGI nah just drunk or dumb. Real though

[@VioletNull]

Thanks for the tips Mike, all great ideas

[@AlTIFERNO]

Three ways criminals target you ❌ Three tips for criminals to target you✅

[@j.svipas]

Thanks for the help 😃

[@franciscocontreras458]

One of the best quotes I’ve ever heard says “you won’t get mugged if you look like you’re gonna mug someone”

[@sishas2941]

Bro, Mike you're videos make my day bro keep being awesome

[@TakeshiVFX]

Bro was part of the plan🤣🙏🏻

[@nishidohellhillsruler6731]

This is what I needed to win that argument with my girl about painting my car purple zebra! Thanks, Mike! 😃👍

[@CollinAntagonist321]

Robbers in real life be like:”Hey get that boi away from my new car that I didn’t stole”

[@XuliusCaesar]

Walking with a sense of purpose with your head up is a big one. I spent time in uniform as a young man and that's one of the things that stay with you for life.

[@parley1994]

I also have a pitbull who is extremely protective of the house. Which, truthfully is actually a problem because she goes after * everyone* who isn't in her tiny circle of trust if they so much as get near the house ( she's a lot less intense when she's not at home. But she can still get mean if you make a sudden move toward me). It doesn't matter how non threatening they are. But the one good thing about it is. No one is getting through the door without getting bitten. Not if they don't live here.

[@gabybejarano4684]

I loved the end. Merry Christmas. Libby

[@thorstenwolf4065]

“ hit the gas Meowy Cyrus” caught me off guard😂😂

[@Dot...Just_Dot]

No one expected that kitty driving.

[@malakkhalid1343]

THAT’S GOTTA BE THE BEST PLOT TWIST I’VE SEEN IN A WHILE 😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@justNASCARguyYT]

meowly cyrus signaled the robber that he was gone😂

[@BTSARMY-7-q7r]

Whoever has Mike as his lawyer, I can tell he is really lucky

[@Nevzatsulejmani7319]

Bruh meowly cyrus at the end got me rollin' 😂😂 Thanks yall for 55 likes i love you all ❤️

[@Alabastas]

npc ahh

[@stratfordbaby]

OMG MEOWLY CYRUS IS ADORABLE!!!!

[@IAmTheGlovenor]

Jokes on them for #1, I never use my front door because I have a garage. So, while they give me a free serving of beans, I give them a free serving of the 2nd amendment

[@Hhhh22222-w]

They stake out for weeks before committing to it, not just three days, if the beans or whatever random crap is there, that means they already know if you're at home or not.

[@IAmTheGlovenor]

@@Hhhh22222-w Nope

[@harrismazari5484]

they don't target low IQ Americans, they know you are a poor little thang

[@nikkikawase1891]

I love this channel, thank you so much for all your hard work❤❤❤❤ It doesn't go unnoticed!! 🎉

[@coffeecrispeas]

“Black cars are easier to resell on the black market” That thought at the back of my head: 💀💀

[@Hhhh22222-w]

The drivers and robbers share a similar trait with the cars 💀💀💀

[@Georninja]

​@@Hhhh22222-w bruh really

[@CaleAi928]

The cat was hilarious 😂 what a great ending!

[@happypotatoallendings]

I did not expect that ending😂

[@Frenzi-b5c]

What a PLOT TWIST!

[@parimaladhanapal7342]

Meowly Cyrus was the real criminal

[@AllieMorgan-n8z]

Not Meowly Cyrus being the get away vehicle! 😂🤣💅✨💖🫶

[@Sweetbunnys24]

Have you ever wondered how his neighbors might look at him and see him play like three different roles😅

[@GamingWithCubby]

My neighbour gets annoyed bc I clean up any weird out of place looking stuff from outside the flat bc hes sometimes putting his cigs out in it but this is the exact reason I clear it all away immediately

[@inniyan-ef4nh]

If I ever needed to have a lawyer for a case, I’d prefer this dude

[@Tapatsatorn]

Mike make a meme before GTA6 is crazy 🔥🔥🔥

[@Lemonici]

I couldn't believe Meowly Cyrus was the Meow Robber Boss all this time

[@ApolloJustice-rs5ry]

I am so naming my cat Meowly Cyrus

[@kg-Whatthehelliseventhat]

LucyFur

[@big_ninja_go_fan]

MEOWLY CYRUS HIT THE GAS!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️that got me😂😂😂

[@supersnipe0351]

And this is 2 reason why I always walk with confidence and don't show fear when i see something when I'm walking. Especially at night

[@FractalCube]

Its important to remember that not every criminal is smart enough to do something like pay attention to how someone walks, so just always pay attention to suspicious things and stay safe

[@polon-nx6ft]

Normal people : this man is just a lawyer that teaches us about laws Criminals : 🙏💀🔥⭐️

[@dharmaferrera3027]

Well this is valuable information 🎯👏🏽💯

[@yedricknegron3403]

Sigma sigma on the wall

[@V-X0010]

@@niherbigbloack bro wtf

[@SomeoneC]

Whose the skibbidiest of them all?

[@DreStyle]

Tape on door Tape on key slots Things between doors or dirt So many things, just get a camera Especially when you have a nice car Also get multi tracking in your car or even a secondary killswitch immobiliser

[@TMK-e6o]

The owner got betrayed by his own cat 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Duck-O-Greene]

Ok Meowly Cyrus hit the gas got me laughing

[@shadowsaorvath9388]

A mugger tried once. I was going through a mental breakdown, and my body language said I was a target. He jumped out around the corner and ended up on the ground. I may have been distressed, but my training was still ingrained, and he was knocked out on the concrete before I knew what was happening, let alone him 😅 What I'm saying is, that body language thing is true. Short shuffling steps with bad posture while staring at the ground indicates someone who is used to being abused and will likely not put up a fight.

[@adast2013]

We defo living in England with this one 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@steakcakegrillbake5444]

And this. Is why protagonists hit the “MC walk”

[@muskelin]

Fun fact: black market was popular since 1800s

[@user-cn8sh2zn3t]

Meowly is entering her villain arc 😭🙏

[@AIMBOT_MONKE]

thanks for the advice. now i won’t get caught.

[@XanderSmith-t5l]

a cat driving before GTA 6💀

[@Ashley_Boasso]

I absolutely love your content.

[@brandonquan5454]

And if you're a criminal, don't worry, Mike's got your back😌

[@AmanJarkas-qh9jn]

The hello kitty bag 😂😂😂😂😂

[@_aqua_gaming_]

Imagine criminal uses kidney beans but you never come out for 3 days

[@GreatKillerMech_WR]

Kitty be conspiring with bro too 💀

[@aryansrikumar347]

Thanks for the lessons

[@kingchryslercabanting4645]

"alright bruv,give me ur wallet" "Hahaha....Lets do this Texas style"

[@MedgineSAINTJEAN-wy4bc]

Cat got controlled by criminal💀

[@pancakemacbuttery9142]

“Empty the compartments of your pantaloons”

[@stayclassybeautiful4530]

These shorts are top notch!

[@goodgala4303]

Great way to explain that "Possibility of inside job" still exists 🙌

[@MMC_Production]

When I follow this guy I don't need a lawyer nor a comedian in my life

[@UserAonyt]

Meowly Cyrus is such a diva✨💅💜🐆🎀

[@babikatspelman2308]

😂 love the ending!!!

[@XxSmileyPoptartxX]

Meawy Cyrus got merolling 😂😂

[@Ace_X3.o]

That's why i walk like I'm confident even though I'm never confident 💀🗿

[@lindajacobo840]

Hit it Meoly Cyrus is making me laugh more than it’s supposed to be 😂😂😂