How deadly would Battle Cats be IRL? (Part 3/3)

[@CupapiTG]

Honestly? I think balrog deserves to be on a higher tier than paladin. Because while paladin slices you in half, balrog's MassiveFuckingWeapon™ that he swings is: - WAY heavier on its end, showing that his disproportionately small arm is able to swing that massive thing wirh ease - Again, way heavier on its end. This means that the kinetic energy you'd feel by heing in the way of the extremely thick and spiky hunk of fiery metal would hurt a lot. - Not so related but it'd probably be easier to sidestep paladin's "thin axe" than this wide-sweeping chunk of metal. Oh yeah, I'd like to leave you a funny thing: With (I think) EVERY SINGLE attack animation, you can literally just avoid it by triggering their attack animation then walking/running backwards. Usually it only takes a few steps back. This is not the case with Ultra Galazy Cosmos, whose attack animation implies that he actually has global range (even though his actual range is like 850 or something). So basically, you can't dodge this one by going backwards, no matter how fast you can run in his 12 second attack animation. Edit: nice video dude

[@ramaicatseye]

Somehow you managed to get even more technical than me.

[@CupapiTG]

@@ramaicatseye I've played this game far too long not to write long analyses on it Plus, _you_ gave me an opportunity to share it soooo thanks

[@Inactivepersonn]

Lasvoss’ Japanese line on the dynamites Uber banner poster even says “I’ll strike you with 1/3 of the world!” So he deserves that number one 100%

[@ramaicatseye]

Ohh, thanks for noting that. Lasvoss definitely sweeps the ranking.

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

Hm, isnt his line a reference to "Take thy rightful place at my side! Do so, and I will grant unto thee dominion over half the world!" (From the last boss of dragon quest 1)

[@Inactivepersonn]

@@mr.jitterspam9552 It is. How ever there are two ways of reading “世界の3分の1はお前にやろう、、、“. (As a Japanese person) you can read the line in two ways: 1. The normal way: I will grant you 1/3 of the world 2. The metaphorical way: *While charging his attack* I’ll give you 1/3 of the world… Since Lasvoss has savage blow which multiply his attack power up to 3 times the amount, Lasvoss when he savage blows means he is literally giving the enemy the entire world, in the form of an attack (if that makes any sense), so the savage blow was PROBABLY there as a pun about how Lasvoss can really “grant” you the entire world, instead of just 1/3 of it. But even if this wasn’t the case, he still deserves the number one as his name is definitely a play on the Japanese short abbreviation of “last boss ラスト　ボス (Ra/Lasuto Bo/Vosu)” as “ラス ボス (Ra/Lasu Bo/Vosu), implying that he IS the final, or should I say the LAST BOSS

[@Aura_BCP]

Now I know why they're called dynamites Most of them are setting their shit on fire 💀

[@ramaicatseye]

LMAO I love it when comments make me laugh

[@battlebotsfan4260]

Literally pyromaniacs lmao

[@joaomarcelo429]

I think cats in craddle REALLY depends on the position you are, because if you are close enough, titan would or smash you or break your head

[@ramaicatseye]

Yeah, it can be a bit blurry on how a human would be receiving the attacks.

[@Chad-A-Porterproductions]

Nekaluga’s: allow us to introduce our selfs

[@ramaicatseye]

oh god. I don't even know how I could rank those guys, they all would kill at least 5 people at once.

[@pokedaaby]

If Cat Machine attacked you, you would definitely have enough time to walk away before he lands his attack

[@ramaicatseye]

Yeah, true, I guess we're just gonna assume there is NO ESCAPE.

[@TheBESTRamenOfAllTime]

@@ramaicatseyewe got slowed/frozen

[@pokedaaby]

@@ramaicatseye Then we press the turn off button on Cat Machine

[@MartinaLavador]

Filibuster omnistrike:

[@TheBESTRamenOfAllTime]

@@MartinaLavador filibuster fucking ABSORBS earth. We are COOKED before he even LAUNCHES that attack

[@Pudding404]

Interesting set choice of units ranking. Momoco is an intergalactic policewoman but seems to be a pretty sweet girl if you aren't friggen Grand Moff Tarkin. Writing this, it makes sense why her abilities freeze, to incapacitate.

[@ramaicatseye]

Interesting, and yeah, definitely a weird idea from me.

[@dod4769]

we finally getting into the crazy ones, but honestly you need more views

[@ramaicatseye]

Yeah, I knew this would be quite an episode when I decided to do ubers. Also, I get plenty of views, but thanks anyway. :)

[@warioman9116]

Lasvoss summons the power of his previously defeated foes similar to that of majin buu

[@ramaicatseye]

Lasvoss is very interesting, so much depth inside that orb going boom.

[@calicocatasticmeowerson]

Hyped for iron legion also da helicopters hold a magnet (c.a.t mention at start )

[@ramaicatseye]

Ramai Catseye: How deadly would every single cat in the game be IRL? (part 316) video length: 4:15:56

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

4:07 it may be "hellfire" which is said to burn THE SOUL

[@ramaicatseye]

Oh man, you're probably right considering he has a hell theme.

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

If you ever do the Iron Legions, just make them all "you would die" (unless its lionheart, the drill is still somewhat short)

[@ramaicatseye]

...yep, that's kind of how it would go lmao.

[@amNotRed]

0:14 on the topic of cat sizes, they actually all have varying sizes, meaning a cat can range from cat sized to actually 6ft.

[@ramaicatseye]

Yeah there are multiple ways people have "confirmed" the basic cat hight but I disagree and just assume the most logical size.

[@amogussus2018]

keeping going man love your vids, so well made, keep strong!

[@ramaicatseye]

I appreciate it, lots of care and time goes into these

[@rosengre]

Hear me out… You should keep making more of these videos

[@ramaicatseye]

Well, it is my most popular series...

[@offlinenoobieytand482other3]

Alot of ubers are capable of destroying everyon

[@ramaicatseye]

I think ubers in this game have a very deadly design, which is well-done, that should be the goal.

[@cheetahbricks]

Congratulations on your channel growth Ramil

[@ramaicatseye]

Thank you Chay.

[@droolypurple]

Just realized, cat machine can fly over you burning you that could make more DPS than the canonball.Cutie momoco can be lethal to people who have epilepsy and put them to the hospital. Dark hunter satoru can bring you to the abyss of FIRE. If you accidentally touched balrogs hair ur done for not only their weapons are lethal. Grand yokai tengu can bring you to their nest and feed you to their babies with their claws. Lasvoss umm yep i dont need to explain lol.

[@ramaicatseye]

LMAO, I love this. You're really demonstrating how literally any ranking could be in a different spot.

[@TheBESTRamenOfAllTime]

Imagine just buying a new,HUGE house and a tiny meteor starts setting it on fire because someone messed with a clan of cats

[@mikadosannoji553]

this is why you keep catfood incase one shows up

[@ramaicatseye]

Yeah, poor “random people.”

[@BIGBOYBEN1007]

at 1:07 the dancing cats kinda sync up with the bgm

[@ramaicatseye]

I'm so glad you said this, because I thought the same when editing

[@angelaconwill4374]

I thought there were supposed to be 2 parts

[@ramaicatseye]

Yeah, but I got a lot of requests so I thought I would make JUST one more.

[@Bee......890]

I suggest you do Nekolugas or The Rekon Corps Banner thing

[@ramaicatseye]

Actually I'm not planning on making a part 4 (yet?) as I want some variety on my channel.

[@Bee......890]

@@ramaicatseye Okay, Thanksss I love battle cats vidsss sooo much

[@cidnhabatista2207]

Now Make How Deadly Would Be The EOC Enemies Of Battle Cats IRL

[@ramaicatseye]

It's planned. I'll end the series with that.

[@cidnhabatista2207]

​@@ramaicatseye I Think Bun Bun Would Smack You To Death And Hes Gonna Be #1

[@Dwight_Is_On_Top]

I love these videos!

[@ramaicatseye]

Thank you!

[@kasa-jizo]

Lasvoss disintegrates and erases from reality whoever is unlucky enough to be hit by its enormous power

[@ramaicatseye]

You put it way better than I did lol.

[@Camreamancat]

Hey i survived a car hit before, think i could do it again with baralog.

[@ramaicatseye]

60 MPH though?!

[@Camreamancat]

@ramaicatseye nah it was about like 25...

[@fpsking6741]

Can't wait for part 4

[@ramaicatseye]

Aw, sorry, but let me make it clear right now that this is the finale to this series. I did all I wanted to do, and thank you for the support.

[@cameronfrost9390]

Doh

[@bibi-goes-bye-bye-fr]

Darn it :(

[@Rc918anonmous]

Do one on flasher cat

[@ramaicatseye]

Not planning a part 4, but I appreciate the idea.

[@donutio2270]

Oh my shucks!!1 I'm sad that Akira wasnt here somewhere :(

[@ramaicatseye]

Ah, sorry. I was focusing on the Dynamites this video.

[@Eggguy-4]

Hey, I don’t know who to true evolution first, should I get necrodancer or shigong? You decide.

[@ramaicatseye]

Shigong!

[@Eggguy-4]

@@ramaicatseye thx, I already got it and now I need 3 purple seeds and 2 or 3 red seeds

[@roecatgaming]

6:39 wow its filly buster also do you have a discord server

[@ramaicatseye]

Yes, I would love you in it too! discord.gg/SGBGZCC9

[@roecatgaming]

@@ramaicatseye thanks

[@Enter_a_name69]

@@roecatgamingi wonder who wrote that comment above filly buster

[@roecatgaming]

@@Enter_a_name69 wdym

[@Enter_a_name69]

@@roecatgamingthe rectangle over the earth in the filibuster drawing

[@KevClubbox]

Barlog can just use his talents and one shot everything lol

[@ramaicatseye]

Hmm… talents… we’re NOT considered here. Good point though.

[@bibi-goes-bye-bye-fr]

Part 4=galaxy gals?

[@ramaicatseye]

Uh.... not happening. I'm not making any more parts anyway.

[@offlinenoobieytand482other3]

ALSO BALROG IS A DAMN DEMON

[@ramaicatseye]

Balrog is freaking nuts. He would also have an Area attack IRL too.

[@ElVirgenxD]

Crazed Cats for part 4?

[@ramaicatseye]

Hm, well, the rankings would be very similar to part 1 of the series.

[@ElVirgenxD]

@@ramaicatseye hmm thats true. Maybye Dragon Emperors or Nekolugas?

[@crazycat482]

Lasvoss❌️ Le'voss✅️

[@ramaicatseye]

I like the way I said it, even if it's wrong.

[@allanodin512]

i feel like lassvoss should have gone at number 4, right below Balrog

[@ramaicatseye]

Hmm... Perhaps, but... that purple orb... it scares me!

[@allanodin512]

@@ramaicatseye but getting hit by a flaming car going at 60 mph scares me more

[@superfortnitekidgaming6748]

@@allanodin512 I disagree

[@jonathanwezgray1756]

When are we doing iron legion💀

[@ramaicatseye]

I don't think i'm allowed to make a part 4, is that too much?

[@Godzillahimself2023]

What about ledgend units? Not ledgend rares but ledgend units. Example: bahamut.

[@Godzillahimself2023]

*Legend. Yes I corrected myself so no one else does.

[@ramaicatseye]

Aw man, there are a lot of good units I could do, although I wan't planning on making a part 4.

[@Godzillahimself2023]

@@ramaicatseye yea. Imagine ultralan pasalan or shishalan pasalan.

[@Godzillahimself2023]

I'm very aware those are Ubers, not legend units.

[@Lotionup914]

Are we gonna get enemies on part 4?

[@ramaicatseye]

Well, I wasn't planning on making a part 4, not anytime soon. If I were to, yes, it would probably be on the enemies.

[@Lotionup914]

R U FLIPPING KIDDING M-

[@joaomarcelo429]

Dynamites --> DynaMIKES

[@ramaicatseye]

DynaDontgetit.

[@joaomarcelo429]

Dynaok, Thanxbye (Thanxbye is a CoTC level if you don't know)

[@HieuOtakuClone]

No dragon here ???

[@ramaicatseye]

Nah, I only focused on the Dynamites, so no dragon, unless I missed one.

[@IMMat-y8g]

This is very interesting:d

[@ramaicatseye]

Some of my weirdest ideas tend to be the best ones.

[@Mission_panda]

What is the most annoying enemy in the battle cats

[@ramaicatseye]

Doge Dark (I'm serious)

[@Mission_panda]

Star ocean

[@ramaicatseye]

Exactly

[@Mission_panda]

I love your videos

[@cheetahbricks]

It would be crazy if the battle cats were my height 😂 (6ft+)

[@ramaicatseye]

Imagine seeing those cute fluffballs dunk

[@Enter_a_name69]

They canonically are 6ft It is confirmed the height of godzilla in the game is same as in the movies so by comparing cats to it these fluff balls are ginormous

[@ramaicatseye]

But like every animal in this game makes realistic sense if the battle cats are truly ~1 ft tall. Like, do we have massive squirrels?

[@Enter_a_name69]

@@ramaicatseyeconclusion: everything is abnormally huge

[@TheBattleDragon_YT]

I just subbed :)

[@ramaicatseye]

Wow, I didn't even need to ask in the video. Thank you!

[@TheBattleDragon_YT]

You welcy :)

[@TheBattleDragon_YT]

I just subbed bc I liked your content and felt guilty to not sub

[@micahtan1220]

i can’t imagine bullet train

[@ramaicatseye]

Yeah, the description would get quite involved with that analysis.

[@aaamogusthespiderever2566]

There wouldn’t even be anything left of you, you would immediately be atomized

[@juiceslayer2019]

Wouldn’t marauder cats second form be more dangerous because i don’t know it’s just the fucking black swordsman

[@ramaicatseye]

The massive flame along with the stab put him over Paladin.

[@BulletTrainCatIsAwesome]

anyone else though it was momoco not mo mo co

[@ramaicatseye]

I don't know which is truly right, but Mo Mo Co sounds better.

[@FrosTeeBee]

W video

[@ramaicatseye]

W money.

[@Enter_a_name69]

Judging by the thumbnail probably alot and im the person that said normal cats are 6 feet

[@ramaicatseye]

Yes, also, try and find yourself in the video :)

[@superfortnitekidgaming6748]

Oh... That's you...

[@Enter_a_name69]

“FILIBUSTER OBLITERATING THE GALAXY WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥” -an idiotic man

[@ramaicatseye]

Good Job, you found it.

[@What_is_your_current_location]

Of course bro cancels the only good content he makes three episodes in

[@ramaicatseye]

yeah bro is so weird why doesn't bro milk content (don't take me seriously)

[@What_is_your_current_location]

@@ramaicatseyenot necessarily milking just to see more of your opinions

[@Idc539]

I think I'm first

[@imzoybean]

@dustyisrusty is first

[@Idc539]

@@imzoybean no both of our comments are from 6 minutes ago

[@ramaicatseye]

Second, but still an incredibly quick comment.

[@superfortnitekidgaming6748]

Yeah. Now what?

[@R-Catseye]

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[@ramaicatseye]

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[@Enter_a_name69]

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[@ramaicatseye]

@@Enter_a_name69I was testing to see if my new comment notification system worked.