How did the Romans go to the toilet?

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3 жыл бұрын

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For many of us in the modern world, a conveniently located toilet that efficiently and safely removes our bodily waste is a luxury that we take for granted. If we were to step back in time, to approximately 2000 years ago, we would see that life for the ancient Romans was not always quite so easy.
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Hobson, B., 2009. Latrinae et foricae: toilets in the Roman world. London: Duckworth.
Jansen, G.C., 2003. Social distinctions and issues of privacy in the toilets of Hadrian's Villa. Journal of Roman Archaeology, 16, pp.137-152.
Koloski-Ostrow, A.. 2015. The Archaeology of Sanitation in Roman Italy: Toilets, Sewers, and Water Systems. The University of North Carolina Press
Magness, J. 2012. What’s the Poop On Ancient Toilets and Toilet Habits? Near Eastern Archaeology,75(2), 80-87. doi:10.5615/neareastarch.75.2.0080
Mitchell. D, Piers. Sanitation, Latrines and Intestinal Parasites in Past Populations
Ancient Rome: Facts and Fictions, Monica M. Bontty · 2020

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@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838
@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838 3 жыл бұрын
0:52 - “So... did you watch the game last night?” - “Shut up, Cassius”
@ordotectonicus8585
@ordotectonicus8585 3 жыл бұрын
"I guess they don't make gladiators like they used to eh?"
@Dr._Rizk
@Dr._Rizk 3 жыл бұрын
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@Anwwoo
@Anwwoo 3 жыл бұрын
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@marmer4541
@marmer4541 3 жыл бұрын
Yo! That gladiator was sick! Did you see those moves?!?!
@luki188
@luki188 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@robinlaszlo
@robinlaszlo 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think your animator had a fun time drawing Roman dudes taking big dumps lmao
@j.peters1222
@j.peters1222 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no doubt about it lol
@woodliongaming7383
@woodliongaming7383 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a scene from the tv show plebs that they’ve animated
@Chuked
@Chuked 3 жыл бұрын
@@woodliongaming7383 lol
@jeffandjoannbauer9567
@jeffandjoannbauer9567 3 жыл бұрын
@@woodliongaming7383 yeah, that's totally Stylax, Marcus and Grumio!
@jordanwilkinson4322
@jordanwilkinson4322 3 жыл бұрын
@@woodliongaming7383 I love that show
@juantwothree3011
@juantwothree3011 3 жыл бұрын
“Excuse me. If you’re done, can you pass me that sponge, please.”
@MM-yz7pj
@MM-yz7pj 3 жыл бұрын
Ewwwww
@baxterismyyoutubename5077
@baxterismyyoutubename5077 3 жыл бұрын
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@monaradu3034
@monaradu3034 3 жыл бұрын
😔🤦‍♀️🥴
@gw5309
@gw5309 2 жыл бұрын
@@MM-yz7pj Beat me to it 😆🤮
@sakuraharuno4667
@sakuraharuno4667 2 жыл бұрын
Ewwwww
@thescarlethunter2160
@thescarlethunter2160 3 жыл бұрын
Learning history makes you appreciate what we have today
@IntrepidMilo
@IntrepidMilo 3 жыл бұрын
So glad for modern plumbing.
@Hamsteak
@Hamsteak 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, you don't want to share a sponge lol
@pyeitme508
@pyeitme508 3 жыл бұрын
@@Hamsteak true
@TheKarifax
@TheKarifax 3 жыл бұрын
You haven’t even watched the video yet
@tracyfearn8223
@tracyfearn8223 3 жыл бұрын
@@pyeitme508 true
@CatsEyethePsycho
@CatsEyethePsycho 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@midnighttale3388
@midnighttale3388 3 жыл бұрын
This is the ultimate "I don't need sleep I need answers"
@xDryZek
@xDryZek 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@hopebinsar2594
@hopebinsar2594 3 жыл бұрын
800th LIKE
@kylesen4952
@kylesen4952 3 жыл бұрын
we use silence to answer
@artym2000
@artym2000 3 жыл бұрын
999 likes from me🗿
@eliguano6150
@eliguano6150 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@John2r1
@John2r1 3 жыл бұрын
Actually the Romans tollets used water from the Aquila Ducts which did work efficiently. The water running infront of it was used to cleaning themselves. And you could bring your own sponge. Which was probably fairly common at the time. Because even the Romans probably didn't like using other peoples sponge's.
@d2d2d
@d2d2d 2 жыл бұрын
You are just the only one who does not believe this video. All the things said are just not true. Are you from uk?
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
Wow what an amazing journey
@John2r1
@John2r1 2 ай бұрын
@@d2d2d No. I'm actually from the US. But I've been to several countries over the course of my career. And human nature doesn't really change. Humans don't like feeling unsanitary. And using the same sponge as some guy across from you ticks the box of eww for most people given a choice. Plus there was an entire industry based on harvesting and selling sponges back then. Which still exists today. But rather than using a sponge as toilet paper we use them to wash dishes today.
@John2r1
@John2r1 2 ай бұрын
@@NewGuy-gt7py Yeah the Romans where very good engineers at the time. We only relatively recently figured out what was in Roman concrete.
@garnachoff2023
@garnachoff2023 2 ай бұрын
So we have the fact that Roman civilization was using big amounts of water, many times coming from very far away, of the best posible quality, running trough impressive aqueducts, tunnels and pipes, all of them constructed and kept in order for centuries, for sanitation and for the rare tradition of taking a bath more often than in many modern-day Western European countries, and to the end they were cleaning their bottoms with a communal piece of sponge?? Hard to believe
@alvin101978
@alvin101978 3 жыл бұрын
“Urine played a vital role in cleansing cloth. me: wait, what
@hoolioh3721
@hoolioh3721 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, it still does in some places around the world. Remember, it contains ammonia, a very basic substance that can dissolve and de-attach dirt. Google it up. So next time you forget to carry soap to the laundry you'll know what to do🙃.
@CharlieFoxtrot
@CharlieFoxtrot 3 жыл бұрын
Urine is actually sterile coming out, not fun after it sits awhile though
@DOI_ARTS
@DOI_ARTS 3 жыл бұрын
That persian carpet your lying on the floor is drenched in piss before being washed for selling.
@karaokeentertaintment8197
@karaokeentertaintment8197 3 жыл бұрын
Urine is sterile learned that from Dwight Shrute
@IansOddInterests
@IansOddInterests 3 жыл бұрын
Pee on blistered hands clears up blisters
@GM-dg6mj
@GM-dg6mj 3 жыл бұрын
bruh i can only imagine the awkward eye to eye staring accompanied by the sound of farts and sharts
@1ah164
@1ah164 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@theelixirdefender2714
@theelixirdefender2714 3 жыл бұрын
...why am I laughing at this so hard?
@SohaibKhan1
@SohaibKhan1 3 жыл бұрын
Its awkward for us today because we are used to taking a dump in full privacy from the day we are born. Back then, it was not really awkward since it was the norm...
@ouzi9122
@ouzi9122 3 жыл бұрын
You dont dare break eye contact, once you lock, you keep and hold until the other man lays down in deuce dominance 🤣🤣🤣
@gromit848
@gromit848 3 жыл бұрын
It's not that awkward. If you've ever served in the military you know.
@CivilWarWeekByWeek
@CivilWarWeekByWeek 3 жыл бұрын
Well this is something I never thought I would want to know
@CatsEyethePsycho
@CatsEyethePsycho 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I just saw your comment on Overly Sarcastic Productions. 😄
@micahistory
@micahistory 3 жыл бұрын
he comments under every single channel i watch
@dude9318
@dude9318 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome isnt it?
@Medschoolsurvivor2022
@Medschoolsurvivor2022 3 жыл бұрын
And now that you know I hope your next poo is relaxing
@historywarsandweapons932
@historywarsandweapons932 3 жыл бұрын
Me to
@Wumbo202
@Wumbo202 3 жыл бұрын
I like how simple history is talking about a slightly disturbing topic while playing nice music in the background.
@applepiepieapple5464
@applepiepieapple5464 3 жыл бұрын
Even though this seems so primitive to us, the fact that the romans did what most in the middle ages couldn't so was astounding.
@TigerPrawn_
@TigerPrawn_ 8 ай бұрын
Where geographically in the middle ages do you mean?
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
Romans can go go the toilet and pee all over again (zí wo jie shao)
@DominikHatHunger
@DominikHatHunger 3 жыл бұрын
A plague ravages the 21st century: People rush for toilet paper. Ergo mihi, virum intelectualis: Tersorium
@somebodysomewhere1520
@somebodysomewhere1520 3 жыл бұрын
Europe in 2020: ah exrementum, hinc vado interum.
@kiryukazuma1308
@kiryukazuma1308 3 жыл бұрын
This is actually pretty funny, to me atleast.
@Chuked
@Chuked 3 жыл бұрын
I mean u can always use ur hands 🙌
@1vanguard4
@1vanguard4 3 жыл бұрын
Me who doesn't rush for toilet paper but instead quickly jumps into the shower: Amateurs....
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 3 жыл бұрын
In the wild west people would use their left had. The right hand would be used for handshakes so having poo on it was not ideal.
@lvtheo_
@lvtheo_ 3 жыл бұрын
This is something I did not expect to pop up on my recommended list..
@brianstabile165
@brianstabile165 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@CatsEyethePsycho
@CatsEyethePsycho 3 жыл бұрын
Same. I wish I could un see it.
@oliverguy
@oliverguy 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@antaxari
@antaxari 3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that they used to recognize each other by the fart's sound and smell.
@darkaidenalex3551
@darkaidenalex3551 2 жыл бұрын
thats how you start a friendship in roman times
@mda1218
@mda1218 4 ай бұрын
men competed to honk loudest farts & deliver biggest loaf
@prabhumohana6482
@prabhumohana6482 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing this. I can now sleep in peace after 32 years of sleepless nights trying to figure how Romans took a dump
@JENDALL714
@JENDALL714 2 жыл бұрын
I am curious how the Amish take a dump, since they have access to modern plumbing but don't use it?
@awakefortwoweeks4770
@awakefortwoweeks4770 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@GothicConservative
@GothicConservative 2 жыл бұрын
I wanted to know at 28 years old. Sometimes with age it takes us wanting to know those really deep answers we weren’t taught In school, rather just really becoming curious! It’s a beautiful thing lol
@alexisgem3923
@alexisgem3923 Жыл бұрын
😂
@cannonball666
@cannonball666 3 жыл бұрын
"Where is the Emperor?" "He's on the throne. No, the other one".
@JohnWayne99999a
@JohnWayne99999a 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@raginbakin1430
@raginbakin1430 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@vintagejock3951
@vintagejock3951 3 жыл бұрын
Good one
@imperialguardsman5929
@imperialguardsman5929 3 жыл бұрын
That explains everything
@DuckyVonDuckton
@DuckyVonDuckton 3 жыл бұрын
@@imperialguardsman5929 LOL
@kiuk_kiks
@kiuk_kiks 3 жыл бұрын
So grateful for being born in an era of indoor plumbing, disinfectants and germ theory.
@MartinLeong25
@MartinLeong25 3 жыл бұрын
And be happy humans contribution will only make it better
@mojaytriz8048
@mojaytriz8048 3 жыл бұрын
But if you wasn’t, it wouldn’t bother you, for you couldn’t comprehend the technology after you, like now, I’m sure future humans will think we lived savagely
@kriegsman9779
@kriegsman9779 3 жыл бұрын
And technology
@KandiKlover
@KandiKlover 3 жыл бұрын
San Francisco is still pretty much like this.
@MrSimplified
@MrSimplified 3 жыл бұрын
@@mojaytriz8048 True I can this imagine in 2202 them writing history books about the people who used there fingers to type on phones, when you couldve just used your brain to scroll and type
@samjohn7501
@samjohn7501 10 ай бұрын
It's a good way to socialize
@IIvanNuno
@IIvanNuno 2 жыл бұрын
"reusable sponges on a stick" omg I want to erase that from my mind.
@d.esanchez3351
@d.esanchez3351 3 жыл бұрын
Nostalgic: I miss the good old days... Modern pumbing: No you dont
@GrosvnerMcaffrey
@GrosvnerMcaffrey 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think they're talking about ancient times when they say that
@mat7083
@mat7083 2 жыл бұрын
Toilet paper: I do. I wasn’t even born yet
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
Born in 1996 Toilet Paper were unexcepted to see the boy in 1950's guide xD
@DragonballBlack
@DragonballBlack 3 жыл бұрын
In the words of Randy Marsh "I LOVE THE FUTURE!"
@idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678
@idkwhatthisisforplzhelp3678 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on 300k
@axlrose76
@axlrose76 3 жыл бұрын
The first thing I thought of at the end of the video was Randy Marsh
@dude9318
@dude9318 3 жыл бұрын
Cool Beans
@idkredactingalilsus3484
@idkredactingalilsus3484 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@arponda
@arponda 3 жыл бұрын
Omg u r here too❤️❤️😂
@oldthug7624
@oldthug7624 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for covering these important topics. I’m not sure what I would do without this information.
@fooforce
@fooforce 3 жыл бұрын
This background music is so cheerful, too cheerful for the subject.
@joseguilhermesantos7148
@joseguilhermesantos7148 3 жыл бұрын
I was in the toilet when watching the video. I will never take it for granted again.
@gabinator777yt3
@gabinator777yt3 3 жыл бұрын
I too was just watching this while taking a dump 😂😂😂
@MrJlee93
@MrJlee93 3 жыл бұрын
@Nicolas d'Avout don't question it
@Arborpress
@Arborpress 3 жыл бұрын
Did you see the octopus
@GhostChild808
@GhostChild808 3 жыл бұрын
At least you don't have those toilets where you squat down and shat hard. XD
@Thackery_binx
@Thackery_binx 3 жыл бұрын
@@Arborpress yes
@curraheewolf
@curraheewolf 3 жыл бұрын
Many places I went to, training centers and on real world deployments, while I was in the Army were like that. Ft. Irwin, CA had a big bathroom with about 25-30 toilets on each side. One could be setting a mere two away from the other. If it was a full house, you would be sitting butt cheek to butt cheek. Some of bathrooms at the ranges were the same. There were even some old WW 2 wooden bathrooms at some of the ranges. I was scared that the wooden toilets would fall apart when I would sit down.
@DyslexicMitochondria
@DyslexicMitochondria 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@sterlingarcher8041
@sterlingarcher8041 3 жыл бұрын
@@DyslexicMitochondria you got a really cool channeI my dude
@Pyrotov
@Pyrotov 3 жыл бұрын
Why does it say you posted this 4 weeks ago?
@lapiswolf2780
@lapiswolf2780 3 жыл бұрын
How'd you post 4 weeks ago?
@micahdadbeh5955
@micahdadbeh5955 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pyrotov It’s called being a member
@stevenbreach2561
@stevenbreach2561 3 жыл бұрын
When we were holidaying in Turkey,we visited Ephesus,and can confirm the public and cosy toilet facilities of the Roman ruins
@snips1469
@snips1469 3 жыл бұрын
Another interesting fact that wasn't really portrayed here that I thought would be fun to add: Roman latrines were often co-ed, meaning men and women shared the same area to expel their waste.
@BritishRepublicsn
@BritishRepublicsn 2 жыл бұрын
Gender equality
@fauziaabdullah3884
@fauziaabdullah3884 2 жыл бұрын
EWWW
@TigerPrawn_
@TigerPrawn_ 8 ай бұрын
Co-ed is such a funny word to use in this context. 😂 I feel unisex or gender-neutral works better in this context!
@TigerPrawn_
@TigerPrawn_ 8 ай бұрын
​@@BritishRepublicsn The Romans were many things, but feminists was not one.
@BritishRepublicsn
@BritishRepublicsn 8 ай бұрын
@@TigerPrawn_ twas a joke
@alexthegreat5009
@alexthegreat5009 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine having explosive diarrhea in a full public toilet room. The legs of people would definitely touch in this crowded room and you can prepare for some awkward eye contact while listening to the sounds and imagine the smell
@Aristocratic13
@Aristocratic13 3 жыл бұрын
Un yeah my bathroom shyness would prevent this
@MrJlee93
@MrJlee93 3 жыл бұрын
Phhhhhbbbbbbttttt!!!!!!! "DAM Fisnian, I can smell your dinner"
@TheDangerRoom1776
@TheDangerRoom1776 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone just locking hands together to help each other push it out.
@_Dat_Edgy_Boi_
@_Dat_Edgy_Boi_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheDangerRoom1776 forma testudinem glomerabantur
@AleF202
@AleF202 3 жыл бұрын
And let us not forget how common dysentery was during this era.
@betriz_07
@betriz_07 3 жыл бұрын
Historians: "I wonder who killed Julius Ceasar" Meanwhile simple history:
@allisvanity...9161
@allisvanity...9161 3 жыл бұрын
It was his adopted son Brvtvs, and about 60 other senators. He received 23 stabs, Brvtvs delivered the killing strike.
@potatoeyboi
@potatoeyboi 3 жыл бұрын
*P U B L I C T O I L E T S*
@umbra9472
@umbra9472 3 жыл бұрын
@@allisvanity...9161 Brutus*, also not his adopted son just a very good friend.
@j.peters1222
@j.peters1222 3 жыл бұрын
Basically all of his constituents turned on Caesar. Most of them being senators.
@allisvanity...9161
@allisvanity...9161 3 жыл бұрын
@@umbra9472 Thank you, I forgot the he only adopted Octavian, that was a sophomoric mistake. I used V instead of U because that was the Roman usage, I was being pedantic, which failed on account of my mistake.
@adankmeme651
@adankmeme651 3 жыл бұрын
I could imagine a sign in some roman street saying "This is a sidewalk, not a Sideshit"
@edski8536
@edski8536 5 ай бұрын
Sidechic
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
Ancient times were pottying in the masters of Chinese ancient such as Ouyang Xun Yan Zhenquing and Liu Gongquan
@darkwind75
@darkwind75 3 жыл бұрын
I love how angry everyone looks while using the public toilets 😂
@VikingMuayThai
@VikingMuayThai 3 жыл бұрын
Accordion to a recent study, 90% of people didn’t realise I put an instrument at the start of this sentence.
@DyslexicMitochondria
@DyslexicMitochondria 3 жыл бұрын
Oooof I just made a video about a similar topic how our brain skips insignificant details
@Tekkenandgaming
@Tekkenandgaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@DyslexicMitochondria you got yourself a sub, don’t disappoint me.
@pepefrog4066
@pepefrog4066 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed it immediately and read it like three times to make sure I wasn't going insane.
@SentinelGhost
@SentinelGhost 3 жыл бұрын
I did. I just thought it was an autocorrect thing
@jefflanong8361
@jefflanong8361 3 жыл бұрын
How wait HoW I didn't notice 2
@rufussthubbins8891
@rufussthubbins8891 3 жыл бұрын
“Literary sources suggest that the men would often relieve themselves in alleyways and on public statues” Ah...some things never change
@nandinhocunha440
@nandinhocunha440 3 жыл бұрын
Tradition
@s0nnyburnett
@s0nnyburnett 3 жыл бұрын
@@nandinhocunha440 Brotherhood across time.
@astitvakumar8618
@astitvakumar8618 3 жыл бұрын
India
@GarkKahn
@GarkKahn 3 жыл бұрын
If they were the civilized ones then why us simple barbarians shouldn't follow their example?
@KandiKlover
@KandiKlover 3 жыл бұрын
It’s like San Francisco
@WandaII
@WandaII 3 жыл бұрын
This episode has definitely the best ambiant sounds in the outro! Oh boy! x'D
@MrCombatmedic00
@MrCombatmedic00 3 жыл бұрын
This has convinced me that we need to bring back public toilets just like this. I want to look my fellow citizens in the eye and greet them while I relieve myself.
@luciatat4084
@luciatat4084 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@angrybigfoot752
@angrybigfoot752 3 жыл бұрын
The grunting and fart sounds randomly during the video had me rolling 🤣
@midmichiganrr24gp9
@midmichiganrr24gp9 3 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder if Roman food was the equalivant of modern day taco bell lol
@J_Braz_
@J_Braz_ 3 жыл бұрын
It was tastefully done
@edski8536
@edski8536 5 ай бұрын
really Child?
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
I can see your pee from here XD
@ProdiJay
@ProdiJay 3 жыл бұрын
“The sea sponge sticks were communal” 🤢
@johnnyblaaaze
@johnnyblaaaze 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my
@d2d2d
@d2d2d 2 жыл бұрын
Just not true
@TyHever
@TyHever 3 жыл бұрын
Could you do a history of “war dogs” starting from the Roman Empire with the use of their Molossian all the way to modern dogs with the US Army
@vimbayi
@vimbayi Жыл бұрын
Great video. this helped so much. thank you
@lmillenium8819
@lmillenium8819 3 жыл бұрын
Me: "Okay, it's already 3 A.M, enough for youtube and time to sleep!" Simple History: "Hey Wanna see how Romans go to the toilet?" Also Me: "Interesting, sure do"
@shreya-iu4le
@shreya-iu4le 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣same here it's 3:34 AM
@beatrizsoto1167
@beatrizsoto1167 2 жыл бұрын
4:15am Sounds interesting
@comradeleppi2000
@comradeleppi2000 2 жыл бұрын
@@beatrizsoto1167 it's evng 6:18 pm
@meowmeow8766
@meowmeow8766 2 жыл бұрын
Reletable its 4.39
@sidrahishtiyaq5412
@sidrahishtiyaq5412 2 жыл бұрын
And here it's 3:45 rn. And I'm watching how Romans pooped.
@afrikasmith1049
@afrikasmith1049 3 жыл бұрын
Ancient Rome: (Men sat on the toilet while looking at each other with no shame.) Modern era: (Men sat on the toilet while looking at hentai in private.)
@duanemiller5606
@duanemiller5606 3 жыл бұрын
What part of public toilets makes you think that the women weren’t using them too?
@henrystickmin5286
@henrystickmin5286 3 жыл бұрын
@@duanemiller5606 bruh just shut up. it’s meant to be a joke. of course women used the restroom, dumbass
@duanemiller5606
@duanemiller5606 3 жыл бұрын
@Shoota Boy ever seen a Roman urinal? It’s a square with a rim around the edge. It’s 2 to 3 feet per side and about three inches deep. there’s a hole in the center and there’s 2 foot pads. You stand on the foot pads and squat over the opening to relieve the old bowels. And then some parts of Italy it’s hard to find the good old fashion commode because they have Roman urinals but today they do separate for men and women.
@residentelect
@residentelect 3 жыл бұрын
@Shoota Boy I bet Duane is a really blast at parties... Then again it might not be his fault, as some people have a very low SOH threshold. Being British I'm quite sarcastic and use silly off the wall humour, but not everyone gets it. The "urinals duh..." gag made me spit my tea out 🤣 props to you Good Sir...
@sam8742
@sam8742 3 жыл бұрын
@Shoota Boy Most of asia, and anyone out side squats, there are toilets that have a toilet seat for squatting, squat toilets are the standard in a lot of places
@focalpandora9185
@focalpandora9185 3 жыл бұрын
"It is possible that some people would've preferred going in the open than a public toilet." Some things never change....
@timotius_sdv
@timotius_sdv 3 жыл бұрын
Me While having dinner: Hmmm interesting
@laszlohrabovszky2489
@laszlohrabovszky2489 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, you are watching animated characters sh!tting while a guy narrating about them
@kevinchapman2794
@kevinchapman2794 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine striking a conversation while "dropping the kids of at the pool".
@bogdanbucurean2087
@bogdanbucurean2087 3 жыл бұрын
cool
@thedarkerknight2188
@thedarkerknight2188 3 жыл бұрын
They also wiped
@station992
@station992 3 жыл бұрын
Go back in city 17 where the sewers was 90% of that city.
@residentelect
@residentelect 3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinchapman2794 "Nice to see you Kev. How's the fa..." _PAAAAAAARP!!!_ *Splash!* "Ooof... Yeh, so, how's the family?
@lexobischof7069
@lexobischof7069 3 жыл бұрын
4:50 the legs of the rats I’m crying 😂
@mehmetseinurgrovater417
@mehmetseinurgrovater417 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 its not a leg anymore its ''SOMETHING''
@TDJIMAGS
@TDJIMAGS 3 жыл бұрын
Is pink thing moving fast
@eliguano6150
@eliguano6150 3 жыл бұрын
@@TDJIMAGS xD
@rlm2933
@rlm2933 3 жыл бұрын
it’s gum legs
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
@U_Z_I expect were RATS R A T S
@kuralovien5524
@kuralovien5524 3 жыл бұрын
Well if you look at the sewage system of indus valley, you'll find that every house in the city had a indoor toilet and all the sewage waste was washed down to by the water bath which was built on top of the city
@MidnightMiik
@MidnightMiik 2 жыл бұрын
Great video. The sound effects should be louder though. At least as loud as the music. Don’t be afraid that people won’t be able to understand you. The narration is loud and clear!
@cannonball666
@cannonball666 3 жыл бұрын
"Dangit, where is the azz sponge?" "Wait your turn"
@JohnWayne99999a
@JohnWayne99999a 3 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@mayorgeneralramirez1997
@mayorgeneralramirez1997 3 жыл бұрын
That probably happened
@hestiashearth478
@hestiashearth478 3 жыл бұрын
I read this with a manly voice and some grunts
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
Wow i already guide to see this exciting language Wo xing jiao
@richardgonzalez6409
@richardgonzalez6409 3 жыл бұрын
*Octopus rising from the hole of a public toilet* Everyone: I think we all know where this is going
@SamLeroSberg
@SamLeroSberg 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, Witches and Sorcery, **AM I RIGHT? totally not something else that starts with H**
@thegoldengamer9315
@thegoldengamer9315 3 жыл бұрын
@@SamLeroSberg ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
@duxlorbitxl9986
@duxlorbitxl9986 3 жыл бұрын
I... I think I like where this is going
@lyziace8589
@lyziace8589 3 жыл бұрын
thus, Tentacle was born ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@McmcTimboJimbo
@McmcTimboJimbo 3 жыл бұрын
?
@elennapointer701
@elennapointer701 3 жыл бұрын
I remember one of Mary Beard's glorious videos on the subject of ancient Rome, wherein she discussed Roman sanitation and some of the terminology that arose from it. According to her, if a person in communal toilet was said to be "driving a mule cart", this was a euphemism for constipation - as in, heaving at a big load that was going nowhere fast. Never let it be said the Romans lacked a lavatorial sense of humor.
@hopebinsar2594
@hopebinsar2594 3 жыл бұрын
They give us the last 15 seconds to hear what kind of noises and expressions ancient romans made while in a public toilet.
@BigBossIvan
@BigBossIvan 3 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this after I just absolutely destroyed the bathroom at work this morning. I had Chipotle for dinner last night.
@mehmetseinurgrovater417
@mehmetseinurgrovater417 3 жыл бұрын
the destroyer of bathroom
@gabrielagustinhomas
@gabrielagustinhomas 3 жыл бұрын
Why does Chipotle make you go to the bathroom so badly?
@nazzer_xlon
@nazzer_xlon 3 жыл бұрын
Same, except the room started overflowing
@quantumblue-xn9qz
@quantumblue-xn9qz 10 ай бұрын
I thought you said you got destroyed at the bathroom
@quincyadams48
@quincyadams48 3 жыл бұрын
Italians: Who are you? Romans: Im you but better.
@AO00720
@AO00720 3 жыл бұрын
More like Romans:who are you? Italians: I'm you but worse.
@mehmetseinurgrovater417
@mehmetseinurgrovater417 3 жыл бұрын
@@AO00720 🤣
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 3 жыл бұрын
Or more like : Romans: Who are you Italians: We are you, but less virile
@eleonoredebangkok1127
@eleonoredebangkok1127 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, appreciate that for my recommendation, very!
@FansteRambo
@FansteRambo Ай бұрын
Currently I am watching this in toilet.
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei
@whoelsebutmeofcoursei 3 жыл бұрын
The octopus who lives in the toilet and goes out looking for food is surprisingly a cute story
@wheneggsdrop1701
@wheneggsdrop1701 3 жыл бұрын
Finally some real answers to real questions.
@jamesbednar8625
@jamesbednar8625 3 жыл бұрын
The current White House Press Secratery will probably just say something like, "I have to circle back to that".
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
No i can be true i could fly to the toilet and pees all over again
@sandeepsandeep-mt5fp
@sandeepsandeep-mt5fp 3 жыл бұрын
Good compilation of information
@dominiclenguyen1437
@dominiclenguyen1437 3 жыл бұрын
Such a sophisticated and important question that needs to be answered immediately
@P40man2
@P40man2 3 жыл бұрын
This is fitting, because I am literally on the toilet while watching this.
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this now, you’re watching a video on the toilet and a guy next to you leans over and says: Whatca (grunt, followed by splash) watchen?
@kaizerkeith2771
@kaizerkeith2771 3 жыл бұрын
Same, currently pinching off a loaf
@mathgasm8484
@mathgasm8484 3 жыл бұрын
pass the house sponge.
@kaizerkeith2771
@kaizerkeith2771 3 жыл бұрын
@End Censorship! Went pretty well! I didn't need to grunt nearly as much as the guys in this video lol.
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
U z
@fidelpersaud3163
@fidelpersaud3163 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, that must be really awkward... But atleast they're not bored in the toilet, they can play rock, paper, scissors with each other
@figo3554
@figo3554 3 жыл бұрын
Or Cholera, Hepatitis, Typhoid.
@alanmaclaren4366
@alanmaclaren4366 3 жыл бұрын
@@figo3554 which defeats which?
@notisttt1240
@notisttt1240 3 жыл бұрын
@@alanmaclaren4366 cholera has the environment advantage
@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109
@chaowingchinghongfingshong3109 3 жыл бұрын
That game is actually fairly new. It probably came from Japan in the 17th century
@thelordnaevis4946
@thelordnaevis4946 3 жыл бұрын
That’s like saying “closing the stall in the bathroom is awkward” It’s not awkward, it was the norm, everyone did it
@viperaputakeyteaparyou8237
@viperaputakeyteaparyou8237 3 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the fun the animators had creating this one ahahaha
@grandpatzer
@grandpatzer 3 жыл бұрын
I never would have known how much I truly needed to know this information.
@hughesholman6533
@hughesholman6533 3 жыл бұрын
imagine trying to dump and a octopus goes straight up
@CMDRFandragon
@CMDRFandragon 3 жыл бұрын
Tune in next week for the sequel: How did Roman Soldiers take a dump in the field.
@deep40
@deep40 3 жыл бұрын
You can find these types of toilets in old Portuguese house in Goa ( India) . The Portuguese judges used to read newspaper and think about the rest of the day. That's why toilets in Hindi got the name "Shauchalay" meaning " A place for thinking ".
@indianheadlogan
@indianheadlogan 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, this has been on my mind all day
@rbs1201
@rbs1201 3 жыл бұрын
*Bro how’s your day?* The dude: *I’ve been here all day. Augustus’s olives gave me diarrhea.*
@rishenryan2880
@rishenryan2880 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized how toilet can become such a valuable item during thousand of years ago. Good thing we got pipes and toilet paper everywhere.
@countchocula5379
@countchocula5379 Жыл бұрын
The real live footage of the ancient Romans relieving themselves indicates they were often quite constipated. Fascinating footage!
@deeptibajaj9140
@deeptibajaj9140 3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine how unhealthy few of the habits were from communal sponge to pooping right beside kitchen to open defecate. India was far ahead of this atleast 3000 years before this. Many things to learn from that civilization
@masakkali499
@masakkali499 3 жыл бұрын
Ya sure...many things to learn from India including open defecation which is still practised in many places in India along with open sewers and dumping rubbish on roadside.... don't forget dead bodies floating in the holy Ganga.. India seems to go backwards day by day....
@deeptibajaj9140
@deeptibajaj9140 2 жыл бұрын
@@masakkali499 I will not defend these practices, every civilization - from any part of the history till date, in any part of the world - has problems. Read about vedic indian society and there is lot to learn, that's what I meant above. Now if you always want to see indian society and indians backward, uneducated and unprogressive, then that's personal view!
@JENDALL714
@JENDALL714 2 жыл бұрын
I think i would bring my own sponge and if someone asks to use it, "Sorry, this sponge is mine, I brought it from home."
@demon3286
@demon3286 3 жыл бұрын
Roman people: we are the greatest Also them in toilet: you got a staring problem?
@gooseoverlord459
@gooseoverlord459 3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine to conversations had in these
@exposingproxystalkingorgan4164
@exposingproxystalkingorgan4164 3 жыл бұрын
This video even has toilet grunting sounds in the background.
@imbored2727
@imbored2727 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night by yourself and you feel a rat or insect crawl up your crack
@SlickCookie
@SlickCookie 3 жыл бұрын
oh god
@jakeweberzwier8655
@jakeweberzwier8655 3 жыл бұрын
A rat?
@MrJlee93
@MrJlee93 3 жыл бұрын
I would scream and everything would come out when I jump off the seat
@imbored2727
@imbored2727 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrJlee93 lmao
@jamesbednar8625
@jamesbednar8625 3 жыл бұрын
Had that happen many times while using port-a-potties while in the military or old style wooden poo-shacks out on rifle ranges - was quite "interesting" experiences.
@sirarnie9837
@sirarnie9837 3 жыл бұрын
If you watch the first episode of Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, you can see a scene where they use the communal toilets and sponge sticks.
@KorbinX
@KorbinX 3 жыл бұрын
Plebs too
@benojojojojo6149
@benojojojojo6149 3 жыл бұрын
Yes i watched it and had me curious to know about the toilet, then i found it here at last. 😀
@waseem7195
@waseem7195 2 жыл бұрын
@@KorbinX The bogs lol
@patrickwester7936
@patrickwester7936 Жыл бұрын
At school, my history teacher showed this video to the class today. Pretty cool.
@elenawester9359
@elenawester9359 10 ай бұрын
Now I’m in 7th grade.
@TheAngrySaxon1
@TheAngrySaxon1 3 жыл бұрын
Makes you thankful for what we have today!
@sgeffect
@sgeffect 3 жыл бұрын
I like how they added the guys from plebs 😂.
@KorbinX
@KorbinX 3 жыл бұрын
Grumio is a boss!
@NewGuy-gt7py
@NewGuy-gt7py 2 ай бұрын
@U_Z_No one expects you to believe that toilet Okay
@knight8812
@knight8812 3 жыл бұрын
i clicked faster than the word faster
@pandamilkshake
@pandamilkshake 3 жыл бұрын
"Yo, can you pass the sponge after you done wiping?"
@billlam7756
@billlam7756 3 жыл бұрын
Dam, sharing that sponge stick gonna be tough lol
@Achillez098
@Achillez098 3 жыл бұрын
Me: (Is about to have lunch) Also me: "Sure, I'll watch a video about Romans pooping..."
@user-te2vs2vt3r
@user-te2vs2vt3r 3 жыл бұрын
The octopus coming out from the toilet in front of everyone: FEED ME PUNY PLEBS
@bobbycrim
@bobbycrim 3 жыл бұрын
Civilians: how awkward would it be to have to look at each other while taking a dump Military: some of the best conversations I've ever had was with a bunch of guys taking a dump
@jessbubb6339
@jessbubb6339 2 жыл бұрын
I have never been so happy for toilet paper before....
@usamazahid3882
@usamazahid3882 3 жыл бұрын
*"Yesterday, there were the ruffians, Today, they control our lives, Tomorrow, they wound up as keepers of the public lavatories."* ~Juvenal~
@lgosuberalles4336
@lgosuberalles4336 3 жыл бұрын
Wat
@hicksau78
@hicksau78 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I'm born in mordern time I would be suffering from this
@Realmzzzz
@Realmzzzz 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@CatsEyethePsycho
@CatsEyethePsycho 3 жыл бұрын
I wish I could go back to ancient Sumeria.
@notoriousbigmoai1125
@notoriousbigmoai1125 3 жыл бұрын
India still has this bro but worst.
@KandiKlover
@KandiKlover 3 жыл бұрын
You could always be homeless
@nonye0
@nonye0 Ай бұрын
not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment
@bulgartsar9988
@bulgartsar9988 3 жыл бұрын
hey yall at Simple History i have been watching your content for about 2 months now and its really good but can you guys make a video about Bulgaria?
@johnathanross4805
@johnathanross4805 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on the toilet watching how Romans went to the toilet
@hiimryan2388
@hiimryan2388 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in the modern era where we have a Mexican stand off when there's 2 people in the public restroom.
@JohnHenrySheridan
@JohnHenrySheridan 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the great lesson !
@ClockWork-zj7zy
@ClockWork-zj7zy 3 жыл бұрын
I bet this was so fun to animate
@Spartan265
@Spartan265 3 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this while on the toilet. I feel connected to our ancestors.
@control4050
@control4050 2 жыл бұрын
Eww, you take your phone to the toilet🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@frederickoftheartic2209
@frederickoftheartic2209 3 жыл бұрын
Average Romans: Minding their own business A Random History KZbin Channel: *Did Romans poo?*
@maincoon6602
@maincoon6602 3 жыл бұрын
Another great video 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@dxreel9529
@dxreel9529 3 жыл бұрын
this is one of the questions ive been willing to find an answer for
@grecojones
@grecojones 3 жыл бұрын
Wow what timing. This video is the perfect potty companion.
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