How DM's react to what Class you play in Dungeons and Dragons

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Rogues make DM's go Bye-Bye
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@Calithecalico1031 7 ай бұрын

My first ever character was a half elf bard. My first roll was to escape jail. Knowing nothing about the history of bards, I say “I seduce the guard.” DM just lets out a deep, deep, deep sigh.

@Alice_Wonderlust 6 ай бұрын

It's just a natural psychic feeling bard makers get. It's normal.

@meapickle 6 ай бұрын

@@Alice_Wonderlust is it, is it really? Yeah it is

@vanixiii5657 6 ай бұрын

Its in our blood...its our natural instincts

@chad8767 5 ай бұрын

Any high charisma character should try that, unless they have another good angle. When I started playing TTRPGs I tried playing high charisma character and was SO SHY that it just never worked, the DMs wouldn't let me get by on just a roll, they wanted me to say something. But eventually Bard became my favorite class and I love playing the face, flirting your way in or out of a confrontation is just a very useful tool you have at your disposal.

@lukasperuzovic1429 5 ай бұрын

Thats how my Bard got married to a lovey female Litch and is Co-Overlord of the Realm. DM made me retire that character after that, as he became the new BBEG

@potatoalsopotato8378 2 жыл бұрын

when i was first starting out i asked a friend "how do i play rogue?" he explained quite simply that, "all you do is convince the DM to let you use sneak attack, then use sneak attack - you'll be fine" and i was fine.

@zoe1315 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who dms for a rouge… *felt*

@TheTruthx58 2 жыл бұрын

I literally just described that to one of my players, your job as a rogue is to parlay with the DM to let you use your sneak attack.

@mr.chimichanga6947 2 жыл бұрын

really not much convinving needed. play a ranged rouge and have at least one melee character in the party = unlimited sneak attack

@unterbm 2 жыл бұрын

Our Bard gave my rouge foresight for a boss battle recently. The amount of damage I did in that encounter was ridiculous.

@morganchurchill5193 2 жыл бұрын

Just make a Swashbuckler. That combined with the new Steady Aim feature means there are practically no situations in which you don’t get Sneak Attack. It’s in the RULES, DM!! Hah!

@raynmanshorts9275 Жыл бұрын

DM: "Avoid anything he can seduce at all costs." Bard: "I do love a challenge."

@galinichop7757 Жыл бұрын

The bard in my party managed to seduce a door open. Nothing is safe from these menaces

@thevillainofyourstory1928 Жыл бұрын

… they fvcked the water god to win the fight, it was a nat 20 and tbh it was pretty funny

@voldlifilm Жыл бұрын

"How's the door doing?" "It's locked?" "No no, I mean... How's it doing?" "SERIOUSLY?!"

@Xadov Жыл бұрын

Imagining the bard breaking the fourth wall and seducing the DM…

@Ajehy Жыл бұрын

Just seduce the Druid. I hear they’re an animal in the sack 😝

@Thardoc Жыл бұрын

My wizard not only died in my first campaign, not only in the first session, but actually died in our first combat. The boar rolled a 20 on a charge...

@Victorkronoss Жыл бұрын

Bro the same rng as me in any turn based game i play

@leoallison6807 11 ай бұрын

was it the first round? first turn????

@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832 10 ай бұрын

What was your wizard doing alone out in the open? Where were your tanks?

@richardmenz3257 10 ай бұрын

@@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832on the other side. We all know if you attack the back of the party the wizard always dies.

@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832 10 ай бұрын

@@richardmenz3257 Which is why a DM only attacks the back of the party if they're trying to TPK

@Jamfullife 2 жыл бұрын

I'm playing a peace cleric right now and my DM was so happy about it, but what he didn't realize is that my cleric considers death the ultimate peace

@konahrikdov6901 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! XD Tell me how did it go~ >:)

@BlueTemplar15 2 жыл бұрын

Soooo... you're the Peacemaker ? kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHPYnqBtor6HlZI

@howardbaxter2514 2 жыл бұрын

That’s like Nuclear Gandhi.

@konahrikdov6901 2 жыл бұрын

@@howardbaxter2514 ahh man Nuclear Gandhi is the best. Lol XD

@Not_Skynet2044 2 жыл бұрын

So, you're Ultron

@neb985 2 жыл бұрын

In my experience, a DM is usually not involved when the cleric starts hating the rest of the party lol

@TheGodlikeDragon 2 жыл бұрын

I can confirm that too. Cleric is one of my favorite classes. And the Barbarian is requesting a lot of me, why can't they ever play the Path Of The Zealot subclass? At least then I will not have to spend 300 gold every time I bring them back to life

@fredericdmk5356 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheGodlikeDragon make the rule that whoever gets revived has to pay for the next gem

@gaelofariandel6747 2 жыл бұрын

@@fredericdmk5356 I play a Forge Cleric Warforged whose damaged body parts heat up & "reform" as if being repaired in a legit forge. His understanding as to why people are always needing him to heal them so much and why it looks so different baffle him. He's not dumb at all (int 10) but socially clueless & awkward (cha 8). As such he does eventually get that rule/annoyance.

@magenstaffarts 2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, my trickery cleric actually secretly hates most of the party except the rogue (actually intelligent) and the Warlock (who he admittely has the hots for). The artificer runs in headlong into fights because he's a ball of angry tiefling and the Druid went Moon-Moon the first time he wildshaped, and the fighter, he's kind of had a grudge toward for a long time because he got food poisoning from the fighter's cooking.

@derrmeister 2 жыл бұрын

I don't even know why my Dragonborn Cleric is the only good character in an evil group...

@writingalias4401 Жыл бұрын

"No, you can't have a short rest, yet!!" As a Warlock player, i laughed very hard for about twenty seconds.

@Cpt.Str4ng3 Жыл бұрын

After that you needed a short rest.

@tcgcomics Жыл бұрын

same here 😂 im a warlock main yet i dont need that many short rests

@anneott7796 Жыл бұрын

Then you needed a short rest?

@leoallison6807 11 ай бұрын

i dont take many short rests, i just run with my slightly superior movement speed with wood elf and the mobile feat while spamming eldritch blast behind me

@yaoi4134 11 ай бұрын

I played a warlock where I somehow got my long rest down to 2 hours it was glorious

@gasriel3066 Жыл бұрын

In a campaign were I'm an artificer, I accidentally built a death orb that's also a nuke, ended up using it to kill a full grown false hydra, leveled the entire village.

@krisantusliang9595 Жыл бұрын

there were still civilians in it?

@gasriel3066 Жыл бұрын

@@krisantusliang9595 didn't save everyone, it was a very chaotic neutral campaign where we did whatever the fucks we wanted.

@X-SPONGED 10 ай бұрын

"my le bomb le killed people?" type beat

@GuyMan-dl1zn 9 ай бұрын

How do you acidentally build a death orb is my question

@ethanbrown2019 6 ай бұрын

@@GuyMan-dl1zn bruh was tryna make a death cube

@talleywa5772 2 жыл бұрын

"Cleric, why aren't you healing?" "Because I don't need to heal you if the enemies are dead first." *Laughs in lvl 4 inflict wounds crit*

@bretsheeley4034 2 жыл бұрын

"Ah. You must be from Eorzea then."

@jemm113 2 жыл бұрын

@@bretsheeley4034 no joke I want to DM an Eorzea/Hydaelyn campaign at some point!

@g80gzt 2 жыл бұрын

Just to put this into perspective upon glancing Inflict wounds is a 1st level spell (from the very get go) that does 3d10 necrotic. A crit doubles the amount of dice. Upcasting Inflict Wounds adds 1d10 per level. so 3d10 1st level, becomes 6d10 4th level, becoming 12d10 on a crit. like, 66 damage easy

@sethclark6593 2 жыл бұрын

@@g80gzt Then all you need is a Grave Cleric to pal up to and everything goes to hell on a critical hit.

@justapuffin7303 2 жыл бұрын

my friend plays a cleric and they somehow ended up getting Toll the Dead as a cantrip and our DM was basically like “0_O you have what now”

@mandykarevicius9746 2 жыл бұрын

"Oh wow, you're playing a Wizard? Nice... And now he's dead." *Necromancer* Excellent...

@wisppandemonium8106 2 жыл бұрын

Necromancer: *dies of 1d4 wizard subclass damage*

@Havok91 2 жыл бұрын

Mr Burns approved

@kingzecromatic 2 жыл бұрын

*Necrophile* : even better

@novadust6195 2 жыл бұрын

I love being a wizard! I haven't died once and have acidification trolls so hard it gave them PTSD

@noahdepoister5610 2 жыл бұрын

Despite having the lowest hp my wizard never went unconscious and became a running joke after he cleared encounters by himself using thunderwave. He also kept the party in line by slapping them.

@Chris-tw4gg Жыл бұрын

My very first DND character was an elven ranger. He was very useful. The majority of our campaign was in forested areas. And guess who had favored terrain in forested areas? This guy.

@WE_DONT_LIE Жыл бұрын

Me with cancer mage build i swipe away the forest with 60 strength

@thestranger954 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Rangers can be super good depending on the game. It's always important to talk to your DM about this stuff before jumping into a class dependent on specific scenarios.

@TheTdroid Жыл бұрын

"Ranger bad" is a funny meme, but they are legit more powerful than all 4 classes without spells if you pick good spells on them. Their main problem is that their non-spell class features get real bad real quick after lvl 5.

@brandonbrowning8723 Жыл бұрын

@@TheTdroid’m sorry I couldnt hear you over my 8 attacks in six seconds

@TheTdroid Жыл бұрын

@@brandonbrowning8723 Oh wow, you can take 2 attack actions on level 20. Soo impressed. I'll just be doing things like: - Creating surprise rounds with Pass Without Trace - Conjure Animal - Control the battlefield with spells like Spike Growth - Hard-countering many caster enemies with Silence - Going Barbarian levels of tanking with Stoneskin - Potentially deal 30d10 with Steelwind Strike And a whole lot more + utility + whatever I get from my subclass. Yeah, no. Fighters are not good. By the time their damage is okay, it has long since stopped mattering compared to control, defense and utility.

@lucaswickmansound Жыл бұрын

I was playing a fighter/monk multiclass and I cannot tell you the fear my DM got when I was granted haste, and said “I’m going to action surge, and use flurry of blows” The enemy was dead after the third attack but I just kept going to make a point

@defeatstatistics7413 7 ай бұрын

Honestly yes, I was a fan of my monk/cleric multiclass that used Spirit Guardians and Patient Defense

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

Everything exists with its opposite, we must remember death so that we can understand the value of life, seek to live life correctly and beautifully and prepare for death in the best way. Sometimes we must remember. Transitory life.. -is the translated text

@AidanWR 2 жыл бұрын

"Avoid anything that can be seduced." I've seen enough rolls to seduce doors that I know that's not happening

@yuki97kira 2 жыл бұрын

That door do be looking sexy

@Grey_Shard 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if the player hears that - it will be taken as a challenge.

@patricksmith6680 2 жыл бұрын

Make the door a mimic, problem solved. Forever.

@silence___ 2 жыл бұрын

@@patricksmith6680 mimic becomes flesh light

@danielstephens1185 2 жыл бұрын

More than one way to get wood, I guess. Just beware splinters?

@mitchellenderson7194 2 жыл бұрын

“Wait, you attack him how many times?” Five. Once for each level.

@lordtyrant1638 2 жыл бұрын

Fighter mains let's goooooooo

@KitArch 2 жыл бұрын

YEAHHHH!!!

@delphy2478 2 жыл бұрын

fighters and monks are my favorite class because i love playing as a blender

@jediknight1294 2 жыл бұрын

Open fist monk ftw

@lorenzojongste6766 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile I am a fighter paladin more or less for the sake of LORE

@The.Nasty. Жыл бұрын

You literally can’t avoid combat with a Barbarian… I remember my DM trying to talk me out of attacking a giant hand that was sticking out of the ground… I ignored all his pleas, struck the hand, it turned out to be a small part of a dark god, and I was immediately turned into a statue. My group carried me around in the bag of holding and made fun of me for like 3 sessions.

@yourneighborhoodxenos Жыл бұрын

Yeah... I play Pathfinder and I GM some games, but I chose my first barbarian class a few years into playing TTRPGs, going with the 3rd Party "Wolfshifter" barb class, which basically takes a standard Barbarian, adds some shifting aspects of nature classes, and turns your Rage Ability into a type of "werewolf" transformation... She also rolled 2 stats below 10, which I shoved right into INT and CHA... I justify it all with a "raised by wolves" backstory. Between her sheer stupidity, lack of understanding of society and other people, and her being an absolute unit from LVL1, she has caused more than a few issues in-game, but the table loves our party's dynamic. I actually murked a very awesome Silver dragon as her, despite knowing as a player that they're good, because she (and me as a player) had no idea it had helped another Player Party in the same universe, so when she saw the dragon transform in the town fountain from a fish, she just went for it solo with no questions asked. Now that is her water bowl, and she calls herself the "protector" of that town for "rescuing" them 💀

@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Жыл бұрын

@@yourneighborhoodxenos I play a dwarf axe idiot it’s mostly just a Barbadian with spiky armor but it’s simple concept can be pretty useful. we had to home brew stronger and better spikes but that aside, covering the armor in poison/holy water and other interesting stuff kept it viable and made anything that tried to do melee with me think twice. Sadly I am the forever Gn now, I miss my axe welding hedge hog dwarf. He was from a hill clan thanks to his ancestor bringing dishonor to the clan and could speak the language of demons as well as common. The fact he could speak to a wild beholder was a bit too funny, the fact my guy could brew booze that gave off light and made mushroom clouds when ignited was even funnier, the fact I created a brewing cartel and over threw a lord with a int of 7 was something I’ll laugh about till I die.

@jonathanwells223 Жыл бұрын

Really, no saving throw? What an asshole.

@The.Nasty. Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanwells223 I actually passed the saving throw… that’s why I was a statue, instead of being incinerated immediately upon touching the hand 😅

@rajder656 Жыл бұрын

as someone who barely just had their first session a barbarian in our group within first hour almost start 2 fights with the villager (and lost a fight with a chicken )

@Xylarxcode Жыл бұрын

We frequently have to 'bribe' our cleric just to keep him around and do some healing. We allow him to walk away with more than anyone else gets to loot, he allows us to do stupid things and live to talk about it. It was, perhaps unsurprisingly, one of the first lessons I learned both as a player and as a DM. It doesn't matter what you try to achieve or how prepared you are, you'll never be completely ready for all the stupid shit people wanna do and no one feels that pain more than the guy who's responsible for keeping them alive. Hence, the only way we can get someone to play any kind of healer is to stack them with more loot or face an early grave.

@gregoryeverson741 Жыл бұрын

i do the cleric/rogue, use scolls and wands, who wants invis and haste in 1 round?

@arvurebantra7639 11 ай бұрын

My old school (way back in D&D 3.5) grumpy ass Dwarven Cleric was so tired of the party's crap after a few sessions that the only reason he stayed to heal was because he felt that if he didn't, the entire party would either kill themselves, or kill an entire village. Can you guess which one eventually ended up happening when I missed a session?

@Hadeshy 10 ай бұрын

First session of our current game. We saw rats. I said "I shoot an arrow" DM looked at me "Are you sure? Your physic is terrible, your character background is LITTERALY about being bad with a bow" I nodded "How else am I supposed to hunt? With magic? And burn them? Don't be ridiculous, I don't eat cooked meat. So I shoot an arrow" *roll the dice* critical failure DM: You shot the tank. He hates you now.

@flyerton99 10 ай бұрын

@@arvurebantra7639 I feel sorry for the cartographers that had to remove the villages from the maps they've painstakingly made.

@jeshonloonskin4176 6 ай бұрын

@@arvurebantra7639IM guessing they destroyed a village when you missed the session

@benp1815 2 жыл бұрын

You don’t NEED a storyline to make your Cleric hate the party. They’ll do it naturally after the third combat encounter.

@Cpt.Str4ng3 2 жыл бұрын

Had the session zero a few days ago with my tempest cleric and i cant wait to murder all of them.

@uniboyo3320 2 жыл бұрын

My cleric hated me since session 0

@diegonunez3492 2 жыл бұрын

If they're a healer, it happens naturally

@nikhilbhavani981 2 жыл бұрын

@@diegonunez3492 they’ll probably hate y’all more if they AREN’T a healer. I ain’t your healbitch, I’m a killer of the highest order.

@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 2 жыл бұрын

That late in the game, huh? Your cleric must have incredible patience.

@brandongalvan6603 2 жыл бұрын

DM: "You do realize that you will have to make ridiculously high Tinkering checks in order to make what you want to craft, right?" Artificer: "Oh, no. It's fine. I multiclassed into Forge Domain Cleric."

@DeusMachina_EXE 2 жыл бұрын

Haha tool expertise and lucky feat go BRRRRRR

@kanevivi 2 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you! I'm tinkering into soup inspired spells and potions.

@royalfool0230 2 жыл бұрын

@@kanevivi Oh, like Giovanni Potage?

@kanevivi 2 жыл бұрын

@@royalfool0230 yes!

@TheDjMoo 2 жыл бұрын

"Well see, that's why I multiclassed with divination wizard after level 7 of artificer, started with a stone of good luck for my uncommon magic item, and took the lucky feat from my variant human feature." Seriously though, the artificer in one of my games has a +25 to all tool checks at level 10.

@Deadpool-ri3rq Жыл бұрын

The "you're attacking how many times now?" got me because it's so true fighter is underrated

@petrusv8752 Жыл бұрын

fighter is basic, not weak. sometimes people forget that.

@hazukichanx408 Жыл бұрын

Greater cleave, was it? Where you kill a foe, then get another attack from that, which in turn grants another attack if it also kills a foe, until you run out of foes within your weapon's reach... My kind of class, really.

@argos-ir7zn Жыл бұрын

@@petrusv8752 the sword is rly basic the pointy side in the enemy cheast, and works all the times,plus yo can learn magic and..tachan you sword now is a light saber

@rudelwolf1591 Жыл бұрын

@@petrusv8752 so true. I mean, while the ranger really isn't all that great, the main reason he seems so weak is because fighter can use basically all his features with ranged weapons. a fighter with a bow just deals way more damage then any ranger can.

@jackhilton4285 Жыл бұрын

@@petrusv8752u can play battle Master it has some useful combos like features that monk have.

@Kitten_Mother Жыл бұрын

Today I learned that my dad used to play D&D! He gave me all 8 of his books (he used to have 3 time that much but someone stole them 😒) and one of them is a collector item. He even has leveled a couple characters to IMMORTAL! His favorite is a minotaur named Torath. I love my dad, I hope to learn about dnd from him when he can teach me.

@Grox44 10 ай бұрын

Wdym leveled to immortal?

@Izbiski_ 10 ай бұрын

@@Grox44BECMI D&D, or as it's more commonly known as 1E, had sets of books for the game, the fifth set had rules on Immortal Levels, where a PC attained (demi)godhood, all EXP was converted into a Power system, and the prerequisites were massive, it required a minimum of level 30 to attempt. So an Immortal character took a lot of investment to get to. I didn't get to play 1e, but my old friend has a campaign that's hit the Immortal tier and they tell me that I've never played true D&D until I run a BECMI game.

@Grox44 10 ай бұрын

@@Izbiski_ Wow that's really cool. Have a site for these rules? I would want to play a really long campaign with this. Didn't know the actual game had rules for over the level cap.

@Izbiski_ 10 ай бұрын

@@Grox44 I have very old and battered booklets, no website unfortunately.

@darthrevan6544 8 ай бұрын

@@Grox44he means that his dad played either 1e or 2e and the system was completely different then what you see today. 1e and 2e also had you managing a realm and when you hit I believe lvl 40ish you were considered an avatar of your diety I think once you hit 80 you were considered a god. Oh and also a 1 was a critical hit instead of todays 20.

@firnen_ 2 жыл бұрын

Rogues with expertise and Reliable Talent be like: "Ah, I rolled a Nat 1!" "So you're failing your check?" "Nah actually it's a 22."

@creldest 2 жыл бұрын

22? Thats so low! Play a Bard-Paladin-Fighter-Ranger to have a range of 44~62 on persuade checks!

@thedrunkengreybeareddwarf8431 2 жыл бұрын

@@creldest the hell

@VillainousMuse 2 жыл бұрын

1s are always a failure at my table, regardless of arithmetic. There is ALWAYS a chance for failure, no matter how inclement

@LordShadowZ 2 жыл бұрын

@@VillainousMuse That's the thing about Reliable Talent though. Even if the dice says you rolled a 1, you didn't. It's actually a 10. Otherwise it's not reliable.

@VillainousMuse 2 жыл бұрын

@@LordShadowZ Doesn't matter to me, you can roll a 2 and up and it'll count as a 10. 1is *always* a failure. I'm happy to allow the player to use their reliable talent to mitigate the failure as not a CRITICAL fail but it will be a failure regardless.

@JohnDoe-df7bl 2 жыл бұрын

Player: I wanna play Mystic. DM: Get out.

@danielbernhardt1327 2 жыл бұрын

A perfectly understandable response.

@Soraking007 2 жыл бұрын

Theres a good ass reas9n it never made it past unearthed.

@lordhelmchen3154 2 жыл бұрын

I know the basic classes, their abilities and so on and got most of the jokes here, but could you please explain what's the deal with Mystics? I know basically nothing about them.

@franthehunter7441 2 жыл бұрын

@@lordhelmchen3154 They are completely broken, too many features that can be combined to be op af

@Y0ungSnake 2 жыл бұрын

@@lordhelmchen3154 good universal class is Jack-of-all-trades. Mystic is ace-of-all-trades.

@RedWizrobe 6 ай бұрын

I'm currently playing a Paladin who constantly tried (and failed) to win over monsters through acts of compassion, eventually snapped under the pressure and broke her divine oath, so I feel incredibly _seen_ by this video. I am, however, proud to say she never threw it back for the real ones, nor for anyone else.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@virraell2514 15 күн бұрын

my paladin constantly trying to "talk it out" with everyone. i do think he will want to kill his party in the future tho

@virraell2514 15 күн бұрын

my paladin constantly trying to "talk it out" with everyone. i do think he will want to kill his party in the future tho

@solsticegaming4551 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes. The fighter. The "I hit him 72 times" class. Fun thing is that my first ever D&D character was a fighter that wound up having four +5 dancing greatswords that could each attack four times along with my eight attacks. I made my DM crap a brick house when I solo'd a dungeon boss cause my party members needed to heal.

@Something.amiss5401 5 ай бұрын

Can you please tell what Subclass of Fighter you used? 😮

@inf3cted194 5 ай бұрын

Please, be more specific so I can copy this later.

@eston3418 4 ай бұрын

Anyone else waiting for answers or is it just me

@edwinvanooijen7749 4 ай бұрын

Yeah no, I call bs on this one, for one as a fighter you can only attune to 3 items (dancing sword needs attunement), second you cannot attune to the same item twice and three a fighter can only get 2 extra attacks not 7. And even if it is due to multiclassing, you would need lv 5 paladin, lv 5 ranger, lv 20 fighter, lv 5 barbarian, lv 5 blood hunter, lv 5 monk, lv 5 pact of the blade warlock with thirsting blade evocation to get a total of nine extra attacks, however since the lv cap is at 20 you only get 4 extra attacks for a gand total of 5 attacks

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@kevinskinner4986 2 жыл бұрын

How to actually play a paladin. DM: Turns out that the hosts of your dinner party are vampires. Me: "Does my god have any particular teachingsregarding vampires?" Rolls Knowledge: Religion DM: No, they have no particular hatred for them, and may have small amounts of sympathy because their desire to create family clans could be argued to embody her portfolio of Community. Me: Am i aware that they have broken any laws. DM: Not that you're aware of, no. Me: Am i aware of any harm they have caused or planned against any innocents in the area. DM: No. Me: Then I go back to my food for now until a new development occurs. I'm a paladin of the goddess of law, not good. I can't go around smiting people just because they're assholes.

@stephenflint3640 2 жыл бұрын

If Sam Vimes can stomach a vampire in his Watch, and in his City, and in his general vicinity, and not drive a stake into their hearts and then sweep their ashes into the Ankh River; then your paladin can sit quietly at the dinner table making small talk.

@ViveMeorLeti 2 жыл бұрын

My paladin and her party kinda did this by accident one time. We met an old lady who lived in the woods, and we were super on guard. She invited us in for dinner, and we made sure the stew definitely wasn't poisoned or made out of people. From the old lady's muttering we concluded she had decided not to kill us because we were pleasant and polite to her. Delighted that she wasn't going to attack us, we finished our food, made our goodbyes and left. It honestly didn't occur to us until later that we had basically gone "Oh, you only eat rude people? Well, that seems entirely reasonable, couldn't possibly fault you for that. Have a lovely day and keep up the good work!"

@the5destroyer 2 жыл бұрын

I'd do that as a Paladin Player anyways, I mean the golden rule: Don't start any shit, and there won't be any shit.

@thetattooedyoshi 2 жыл бұрын

"I can't go around smiting people just because they're assholes." I see you did not join the true church of CONQUEST

@the5destroyer 2 жыл бұрын

@@thetattooedyoshi Someone's Playing a LE Inquisitor and not a Paladin.

@chrispilcher2024 2 жыл бұрын

I see you picked the ranger, I also see that you made them a duel wielding drow, how original, with a panther companion too, daring today aren't we?

@The23rdGamer 2 жыл бұрын

Squidward Tennisballs moment

@SophiaAphrodite 2 жыл бұрын

Disadvantage in sunlight seems like a dumb racial choice as a pc

@drizzitdude 2 жыл бұрын

Too bad no one ever picks drow because of sunlight sensativity.

@loganblamires446 2 жыл бұрын

Your party is now made entirely of Drizzt Do'urden clones. Have fun!

@dontmisunderstand6041 2 жыл бұрын

@@SophiaAphrodite Almost nothing ever happens in broad daylight. It sounds like a lot bigger downside than it actually is. The darkvision alone will, on balance, more than make up for the sunlight sensitivity.

@paupau2299 Жыл бұрын

The "make the cleric hate their party" is kinda accurate 😂 when I DM'ed for a one shot campaign, I made my friend's companion NPC a chaotic genius who always puts herself in harm's way, so now my friend has to babysit them AND make sure to defeat an evil deity of shadows on the side 😂

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@kimberlymark553 Жыл бұрын

We did the Lost Mines of Phandelver campaign, our entire team was some level of chaotic, and it was everyone’s first campaign. I was a rogue and me and the wizard proceeded to deal about 3/5 of the damage required to defeat/kill a dragon before it could even attack us.

@FCNMike1 9 ай бұрын

Me (also rogue) and my wizard in that campaign thought about using dynamite to destroy the structural integrity of the tower, since the other 7 PC of our party weren't there that day and we completed most the stuff. It was killed instantly due to the weight of the tower collapsing on it. It was such a cool experience.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@enderbaggins2668 4 ай бұрын

Half our party got killed by the dragon in that campaign *way* before we were actually supposed to fight it. It was flying off in the distance, and it roared, and our kenku, instead of dying, decided to roar back. Luckily, my character’s backstory was basically “kidnapped and raised by a powerful fey wizard that tricked me into giving him my name” and so the DM was able to have the wizard revivify me (though the dragon had carried me off to its lair because I “smelled interesting,” so I had to escape by myself), and also, the wizard made a posthumous deal with the kenku (other party member that died) and he gave the wizard his name in exchange for being brought back to life. So, deus ex machina but with Consequences 😂

@WingComTheLion 2 жыл бұрын

"But DM, I promise I won't build a nuke... Just a mass soul-sucking device to power the magic items I want to craft."

@beetehotraroy3468 2 жыл бұрын

Why is Acererak in your party?

@fubar9629 2 жыл бұрын

@@beetehotraroy3468 hey hey, im just a warlock and hes my patron... (my tomb of annihilations campaign atm)

@lucaswinsor4469 2 жыл бұрын

Oh, I was just going to build a device that absorbs dragon breath (and other effects) to be later fired out of an alchemical shotgun.

@derekstein6193 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm just going to create a magical battery that charges via ambient fear... and it blew up. Last time I visit Barovia..."

@sethb3090 2 жыл бұрын

You know you've reached peak artificer when the nuke is the means, not the end

@werd3426 2 жыл бұрын

"Avoid anything that can be seduced" -So bard, you wake up in an endless void. It's "walls" are white, and you don't even know if you are floating or standi- -Can I seduce the void? -OH GOD DAMMIT

@erikburzinski8248 2 жыл бұрын

Bard rolls nat 20.

@thathighguy6980 2 жыл бұрын

The void turns sticky

@royalhydra9790 2 жыл бұрын

If it seduces the void, couldn’t you make the void eat him, or make it harder for it to leave?

@jongameaddict 2 жыл бұрын

"You rolled a Nat 20 to seduce the dragon. Roll for your anus circumference!"

@zemorph42 2 жыл бұрын

I legitimately laughed out loud when I read this. Thank you; I haven't had many reasons to laugh recently.

@Ni0-339 10 ай бұрын

“Wait you attack him how many times??” My main being fighter I have never heard of something more relatable

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@seth_skates7336 9 ай бұрын

I love the punch in the face when The Monk comes up

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@PanzerYeena 2 жыл бұрын

DM: "Who hurt you?" Blood Hunter: "I did."

@marmato9332 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@guitarjake4481 2 жыл бұрын

Nobody, kiddo. I hurt me. I also hurt marbles. I feel worse about the marbles.

@swiftstrike4044 2 жыл бұрын

@@guitarjake4481 so did you raise Jason Todd?

@guitarjake4481 2 жыл бұрын

@@swiftstrike4044 Might've done.

@coffeeaddict9847 2 жыл бұрын

MARBLES HURT ME

@plasmakitten4261 2 жыл бұрын

Wizard escalates from "dies to a paper cut" to "functionally immortal without even reaching level 20" in the fucking blink of an eye. Most level dependent class by far lmao

@sua8638 Жыл бұрын

Wizards in a nutshell : that went from 0 to a 100 real quick

@RawBlue Жыл бұрын

I was just gonna say my wizard was basically a demi-god before becoming a demi-god. After narrowly escaping death 5 times against a demon army we escaped into MMM and I spent a week creating a simulacrum army (you can't make more than one, but if the simulacrum has the spell simulacrum you can make them indefinitely) and our group came back and 1 shotted the whole army including it's general with about 15 simultaneous meteor swarms. If you get creative with wizard it can get a tad ridiculous

@heckmeck4087 Жыл бұрын

@@RawBlue Got smth similar planned for my wizard. He´s alive for almost a year now, barely escaped the death 5 times. Also he´s the only one left from the basic group, so he outlived 3 barbarians, 2 rouges, a cleric, 4 fighter and 2 paladins. I am now capable to summon a greater deamon and planar bind him to me for 30 days. Also he met a lich and a demi-god who will help him to become a lich in the next few years. He is able to gather all the recourses needed in no time and because of his background of being a wizard teacher traveling the whole world to visit as much libraries and universities as possible, he also have powerful wizards at his side, wich will also help him to endure the ceremony to become a lich. Also he got infected by a wereboar with the lycanthropie curse and will be capable to transform into a wereboar at anytime. In the wereboar form his strength rises from 7 (-2) to 17 (+4). So he is then able to deal max damage in ranged attacks aswell as in meele attacks. Bonus: He already got an Elven Chain wich rises his AC from 12 to 16 and in the wereboar form he again gets a +1 bonus to it. All that in combination, makes him so powerful that my DM would like to kill him, but he cant because he´s the groups favourite (they even wrote songs about him) and they protect him at all costs. One of them even engaged a pact to protect the wizard. And he´s not only the groups favourite, also most of the NPCs like/love him, so his lost would be one of the biggest bummers to this whole campain. All that makes the wizard as immortal as a PC can be.

@Twister133 Жыл бұрын

Hit lvl 2 as wizard and pick school of divination: pre roll 2 dice each long rest and replace a roll with one of them. Get a NAT 1 to give to enemies and a NAT 20 to succeed in a task

@Clovis5119 Жыл бұрын

@@RawBlue Simulacrum creates an exact copy, including your current spell slot status, and requires you to expend at least a 7th level spell slot. And because the copy you create cannot regain spell slots, that means your copy doesn't have a 7th level slot available to cast Simulacrum. If you wanted the copy to be able to cast the spell as well, you would need to cast the original Simulacrum at an 8th level or higher. At that point in the game most players are ridiculously powerful.

@perl7789 8 ай бұрын

Reminds me of my first character. A halfling druid named Rose (yes, I know, unoriginal, but my favorite game at the Time was The Legend of the Dragoon). My first campaign, our DM asked who would lead into the dungeon, and I said I would (I was only 15 at the time). Ten minutes in, and I get told to roll for a grapple. A great horned minotaur came charging out if the wall. I rolled a 20. The minotaur went back through the wall holding his private parts, leaving a ball hanging off my helm. She was, and still is, my favorite character. I just turned 32 a few months ago.

@BobBob-qq9xn 6 ай бұрын

Aren’t druids so fun bro!? It’s always good to see others who like them too hehe

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Bhaliack 7 ай бұрын

Ive played barbarian so many times at this point im cursed, every time ive tried playing a different class, the campaign unexpectedly ends for whatever reason. The dms ive had both find it funny when i submit knowing that im just accepting my fate as barbarian but they always worry because i make the most unpredictable monster of a character, one moment im gulping down every stew on a table, the next im blabering on about my plot to kill asmodues because i think it would be funny if i somehow managed to pull off the impossible. One moment im meerly working in a tavern, the next im half way in the process to becoming a lich whilst living in a equivalent to a porta potty. Mmm then there was a time where i had an npc companion who died and my dm enforced the fact that they arent relevant to the story and they are gone for good, so my half orc thought it wise to win a fighting tournament to gain popularity, then find someone who could send me to the astral plane so i could blindly float around trying to find a way to avernus which i assumed was where my companion was (who i knew for only a few ingame days). I eventually found my way there, having abandoned everyone in my group, fought through all kinds of creatures including a powerful demon, only to learn that this companion was well and truely dead and there wasnt any hope in bringing him back in the first place and so i just left hell and went business as usual. Man i change when i become a barbarian, it takes over

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@achimsinn7782 2 жыл бұрын

On the Ranger: So - What's your favorite terrain Hunter: Mountains DM: OK, let's avoid mountains, then.

@lorenzojongste6766 2 жыл бұрын

little did he know. the forests were the favorite terrain.

@BlackfeatherMain 2 жыл бұрын

@@lorenzojongste6766 In fairness, the DM asked for "your favorite terrain", not "your Hunter's Favored Terrain". As such this would be what is classified as an Epic Gamer Move

@sunray501 2 жыл бұрын

Next step is to convince your DM that with gear, you and your friends can climb anything 😁

@bluesknight9216 2 жыл бұрын

;-; I went with mountains and we have done nothing but walk through forests, I got the short end

@beastwarsFTW 2 жыл бұрын

Me: Underground. DM: Well you going to be on the surface the whole campaign Me: I have a dig speed, all ground has underground under it.

@reeneperson4088 2 жыл бұрын

It was my first time playing a wizard and I used a spell and said summon ostrich. Everyone looked at me like what the hell. The dm looked it up and the ostrich actually has some good stats. My dm said I don't like it but am intrigued. Honestly I said that as joke and did not expect him to say yes, but with that said I murdered all the goblins

@aidankeane8971 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, they are basically feathery raptors

@definitelynotanAIchatbot 2 жыл бұрын

Australia somehow lost the Emu War, so it's not implausable.

@WhiteScorpio2 2 жыл бұрын

Did the druid ride the ostrich?

@charlsearowland9746 2 жыл бұрын

@@definitelynotanAIchatbot I clicked just to say this and it makes me immeasurably happy that someone beat me to it.

@TheBerylfly 2 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why your DM didn't like it. As someone who DMs, this sounds incredible.

@thatpatrickguy3446 Жыл бұрын

One of my players wanted to DM for a while, and I happily agreed even though it was 5th edition which I knew next to nothing about because it's nice for the eternal DM to get a break. We were starting at 3rd level, and I was feeling goofy (high from the freedom of not having to plan out three additional adventures every week to cover all eventualities that the party would come up to do against the various hooks they were given) so I made a warlock. Sadly, I made a warlock based on Goku from the parody Dragonball Z Abridged videos and played him as written in the show. 😲 I mean, his pact weapon I randomly decided to make a trombone. Because Goku is dumb. Suffice it to say he died around halfway through the first adventure because *=> I

@perl7789 8 ай бұрын

LMFAO. As a fellow DM, I understand you struggles. I've learned to be flexible, and not plam out everything. You can't derail the plot when there is no plot. As for joke characters. One of my players chose a panda Andaman (2nd edition) martial artist named Po. We all thought Po would last two or three sessions, at the most, because he was playing him as a joke character. He had Po for years. When he died deep in a dungeon from friendly fire, we went through a whole God quest campaign to bring him back. Po was retired years later as we made new characters.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@HavonaDagenheart Жыл бұрын

As a cleric, I made my party hate me with my crippling gambling addiction

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@s4ad0wpi 2 жыл бұрын

"Make the cleric hate the party" Don't worry, the party can do that on their own.

@sethb3090 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not even a cleric, I'm an artificer, we're at level 3, and I already resent that I use 2/3 of my spell slots to cast Cure Wounds (because literally no one else in the party has heals)

@lorenzojongste6766 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile my cleric is being treated like a princess (She is a child. Make the cleric a young child and you'll be loved instead! Also she is mute so no one has a reason to hate her as well. Bam)

@shadowfiresword 2 жыл бұрын

The trick to that is to pick a cleric that can do stuff while Also keeping the party alive. I personally found with my murder happy party last campaign that a tempest dwarf works wonders, though admittedly I got above par when rolling stats. Out the gate with heavy armor, a super high hp for lvl 1 from my con and racial bonus (13 hp from a d8 is not shabby at all), let me tank, reactive damage belch out lightning, bonus action healing word, and normal action attack. Shit got even better when I multiclassed to warlock so I could learn wizard ritual magic (was magically carrying the party since they were all stab orientated) and few things bring a look of suffering to a dm's face like trying to hit the 'heal bot' at 20 ac who auto counters with armor of agathys and then belches lightning at them.

@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 2 жыл бұрын

Power move: play as the only person in the party…. ;(

@drumlessons833 Жыл бұрын

@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 Solo Cleric: **hates self** IT ISN'T WORKING

@skrilllfury2120 Жыл бұрын

I’m a DM and one of my players decided to multiclass as a Druid/Monk. We’ve settled on calling him The Drunk (Druid/Monk) and I… it feels like a take a shot every time he punches something as a bear.

@PoochMG Жыл бұрын

kung-fu panda build sounds kinda epic

@Bacillus4 Жыл бұрын

Is his character name Nicolas Cage?

@partialbullet2215 Жыл бұрын

I’m just thinking about Kuma from Tekken

@marcodaddario3965 Жыл бұрын

He's exercising his right to bear arms.

@Draliseth Жыл бұрын

As someone using a druid monk who is effectively Swamp Thing but loves to drink in the campaign (and while playing), I approve this.

@SugarSpice07 Жыл бұрын

My first D&D character was a half elf Ranger. I didn't realize that was a frowned upon class until halfway through my first campaign. My sister was playing a rogue and pointed out to me just how OP it was compared to me. Edit: Also, our wizard was a dragonborn who would insta-burn all the enemies in our path before they even touched her, our cleric was the team mom, and our bard thoroughly hated life and hardly ever attempted to seduce anything.

@hyperion8431 Жыл бұрын

Get a high as hell dex and you can punch holes into anything

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Dan-fw2db 4 ай бұрын

Oath of Vengeance Paladin, very flexible on what "Lawful Good" can entail. Crucifixion is not out of the question.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@dragonair2013 2 жыл бұрын

Rogue makes the DM quit trying...But Clerics make GM's trying null.

@marmato9332 2 жыл бұрын

Now that's a good way to put it

@cubing7276 2 жыл бұрын

Arcane trickster go brrr

@hoopthornseaweed 2 жыл бұрын

Ah a profile picture for a man of culture

@intangerbline3683 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your wisdom, Kusuo the Birb God.

@EridanAmpora311 2 жыл бұрын

@@inker6405 i have this same question, i just started a rogue

@PohatuEudyptulaMinor 2 жыл бұрын

The druid casually passing over a collection of what I can only assume are Pokemon or MTG cards was hilarious

@JohnPeacekeeper 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely going Moon Druid

@molybdaen11 2 жыл бұрын

"I can morph into a electric rat. So I can fight monsters with physical resistance, escape stronger monsters and rescuer my party from imprisonment."

@JohnSmith-bn5mi 2 жыл бұрын

I have a full folder in my computer of the stat blocks because my DM refused to let me do druid unless I provided them in advance. In retaliation, I became a shepherd druid. Face my 16 giant owls pumped with aoe heal spells on a BONUS ROUND! YOUR WYRM CAN'T FLY AWAY! THESE FUCKERS SWOOP! ONLY TARGET ONE AT A TIME!

@ThatGuy_212 2 жыл бұрын

I completely spaced on it being a binder of animals for the druid. I thought it was an example of a person over complicating thier character. Your deduction makes far more sense.

@mcparks1968 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone at the table laughs at my 38 page character sheet for my druid.

@Kat_dragon Ай бұрын

0:25 accurate. I’m a cleric, and I am a healer.

@samuraii_guy7832 Жыл бұрын

In my first ever campaign I played a ranger. A base, unrevised ranger. In a cyberpunk campaign. He somehow didn’t die until the campaign died out.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@yannismpa3701 2 жыл бұрын

"Clerics: Healer" Meanwhile me critting on inflict wounds on my first ever game at level one for a total of 54 dmg.

@archer3813 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much overused Cleric=Healer trope. They more of a field control.

@maximocaseres2526 2 жыл бұрын

A 54 rolling 6d10. 6 away from the possible max You really have a conection with god.

@SapphireSolstice67 2 жыл бұрын

@@maximocaseres2526 I just upcast thunderwave to 5d8 in the last game, and got max damage, quintouple 8, which is a 1/33000 chance, I was freaking out but my less probability understanding friends didn’t understand the fuss

@renatocorvaro6924 2 жыл бұрын

My group calls that the Necromancer High-Five.

@fenixmeaney6170 2 жыл бұрын

@@SapphireSolstice67 rolling an 8 on a d8 is so satisfying And you did it 5 times, with only 5 dice How is that not epic?

@Corbz_Art 2 жыл бұрын

You know your day was worth it when one shot questers posts a new vid

@woofergranade2044 2 жыл бұрын

In my party the cleric and Paladin looked on in dismay as the Druid tried to make friends with whites and devils… it was *an* experience.

@strongerthanever2039 2 жыл бұрын

That is SOOO TRUE!!!!!

@fireking5221 2 жыл бұрын

And quits when you choose your favorite class

@christophertaylor5992 2 жыл бұрын

On top of that A CORYXKENSHIN VIDEO

@somedude780 2 жыл бұрын

And as the rogue snake man appeared in the city he slaughtered two drunk men and said "lucky bastards"

@shadowbrookshire2832 Жыл бұрын

As a bloodhunter I felt this in my soul

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@YouWillBeHappyOrElse 4 ай бұрын

You're clearly a good DM. Most I've encountered regard "LG paladin" as a speed-run challenge to force the character to fall.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@mushmonkey15 2 жыл бұрын

As a Blood Hunter player, my DM actually asked me verbatim "Who hurt you?" after I explained some of the character's specific gimmicks

@100madmic 2 жыл бұрын

is it bad are blood hunter is the healer?

@artistsan3344 2 жыл бұрын

@@100madmic blood hunters are not particularly healers, it's hard to explain but from what I've heard from one of my old buddies is that they hurt themselves to hurt others.

@oinkytheink1228 2 жыл бұрын

@@artistsan3344 That just sounds like a masochist

@artistsan3344 2 жыл бұрын

@@oinkytheink1228 I mean you're not exactly wrong-

@celeridad6972 2 жыл бұрын

@@artistsan3344 God I wish I could play dnd, sounds like so much fun

@NinjaFlibble Жыл бұрын

in my D&D group, there's a warlock who used to be a druid. He became a warlock when his entire family was murdered by some unknown force and that same force severed his connection to the natural world and he just stayed in the grove they had called home until he went insane and THEN he became a warlock

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@ahstiasummers5583 9 ай бұрын

When I had my party go against an incubus, I had the incubus charm the party Barbarian against them. It was fun to turn the party DPS against their allies

@jadedandbitter 5 ай бұрын

That's gay bro

@Sabrina_Tea 5 ай бұрын

@@jadedandbitteri mean its an incubus a literal sex demon

@alexisauld7781 4 ай бұрын

@@jadedandbitter Oh no! Anyway~

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@elliedereyna5014 2 жыл бұрын

I literally cheered when one player out of about six decided to be the healer. She never heals anybody. Just sits and judges.

@rachelguderjahn2231 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds normal.

@waitwhat1029 2 жыл бұрын

... that is a cleric who is done with y’all’s crap. 🤣😂🤣

@baileyface54 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly no one needs to be a dedicated healer in 5e, which is cool. It's good to have someone with some healing for sure, but a dedicated healer rarely finds a right balance for their build. It's usually either you feel useless at least half the time, or everythings so crazy you can't really keep up. Why I like Celestial Warlock. You're still a warlock doing warlock things, but you got some emergency healing in your pocket that doesn't burn other potential resources. You can even do some big heals if you need to and haven't used your limited spell slots on murder yet since your last nap. Warlock is a lot of fun in general. Anyway, I could talk more about it but after typing this I think I need a short rest...

@dhark0n332 2 жыл бұрын

@@waitwhat1029 me:Heals the party and keep everyone alive and deal a lot of damage with inflict wounds Party:Let's make him a dog because he like eating alive beings Me:Make a nice plan using what i have (Wisdom =Using your inteligence efficiently while intel=Knowlodge) Party:He is stupid but not an idiot Me:Make a Bone-Merangue Party:He is just a dog trying to play smart Me:Don't heal them during combat because they treat me (Character) like a dog Party except rougue who just say "Y'all fucked" and vanishes in thin air (Stealth Nat20):Surprise pikachu face

@graftednormalcy1376 2 жыл бұрын

My party all made characters independantly. Not a single dedicated healer, but everyone could do a little healing through races or subclasses

@CrizzyEyes Жыл бұрын

"Hopefully he doesn't do anything _too_ basic!" *Several hours into the first session* "Alright so I use my 18 strength to roll the 2 ton boulder down the hill that I set up a day in advance for specifically this battle"

@QuantemDeconstructor Жыл бұрын

Chris Redfield type beat

@Documentoo Жыл бұрын

Chris "Boulder destroyer" Redfield

@stevenyoung9738 Жыл бұрын

Wizard: "look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power"

@WE_DONT_LIE Жыл бұрын

@@stevenyoung9738 cancer wizard with festering anger look what god needs to mimic a fraction of my power

@emetanti 10 ай бұрын

Sisyphus has had enough.

@LMay11037 5 ай бұрын

In my last session as a warlock I used one spell slot, as eldritch blast is just too good That one spell slot was command because two people in my party kept trying to fight eachother 💀💀💀

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@matthewallen6875 Жыл бұрын

My very first time playing DnD I was a cleric and I was ready to murder the rest of my party halfway into the session. The other players did that themselves tho. I told the party that “the only reason that I kept you all alive was because I couldn’t have made it out of that encounter by myself. I would have left you all to die if I had the opportunity.”

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 жыл бұрын

"Are you gonna be so lawful good that it hurts everything around you or not even act like a Paladin?" Jokes on you, because I can do both: Meet Ricky, the bandit-turned-Redemption-Paladin who's entire purpose is to use his 20 Charisma and Persuasion proficiency to turn every single combat encounter with sentient beings into a high-stakes therapy session!

@scolack123 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds lame and boring

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 жыл бұрын

@@scolack123 Lmao k

@kacpero02 2 жыл бұрын

I would backstab you

@christopherpoet458 2 жыл бұрын

@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Nice play! Imo. I like seeing some out of the box creativity with basic classes. The group I DM has been very fixated on Third Party Classes.

@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherpoet458 Third party classes are fun, but sometimes its nice to just see how you can twist around the basics into something unique.

@HalfAssDevil 2 жыл бұрын

You know, everyone always jokes about it, but I have never had a wizard be the first character in the party to die. In fact, the few times the wizard has died in my games, they were almost always the last one to fall because they knew how to hide behind the tanks. EDIT: there was one exception to this, but it was a character made purely for a joke. The player introduced her character, said she wanted to "discover what lightning tastes like," cast Shocking Grasp on her own tongue, dropped dead right there in the starting tavern, then promptly threw out that character sheet and pulled out the sorcerer who she actually intended to play for that campaign.

@DragonKnightJin Жыл бұрын

I mean, props for being prepared. And showing that doing something suicidally stupid *will* get your ass killed.

@dr.JackieBright Жыл бұрын

Legendary.

@thecognitiverambler8911 Жыл бұрын

Wizards aren't even frail anymore. That's a complete relic of older editions. Between shield, absorb elements, and mage armor (all lvl 1 spells), the wizard is kitted with fantastic defense options right out of the gate, and they only get substantially crazier as spell levels increase.

@TheNapster153 Жыл бұрын

That wizard story is a real good way to stsrt the story though. Earnestly, I'm not even surprised if that happened on and off in a fantasy setting. It's the same as that story of two or three drunks playing with and actual land mine one of them brought in to a bar..... you can guess how well that ended.

@Lastofthesigilites Жыл бұрын

My wizard has done that surprisingly but my Arcane Deflection raised my AC just enough

@YoloTheHeadHunter Жыл бұрын

Surprisingly accurate. I’ve only played DND once and have played two characters. One a Dragonborn Paladin, who didn’t play like a paladin, and despite being labeled as Lawful Good, played more like a Chaotic Neutral. The other an Elven Wild Mage/Sorcerer that was rather lazy, yet powerful.

@williamverissimo9818 Жыл бұрын

People don't know what paladin means, you aren't restricted to be always lawfull good. Acting different than that doesn't make you less of a paladin, you are still playing correctly. It Just depends on the subclass really

@iandurrett8940 10 ай бұрын

One of my OCs is a Oath of Vengance Paladin who is Chaotic Good. Holds his oath and maintains his faith, while defending the weak from tyranny and oppression. Not all paladins need to be lawful good.

@saiintFPS 9 ай бұрын

@@iandurrett8940 You can pretty easily make an evil Paladin these days. An Oath of Conquest Paladin who works to uphold the laws of an evil kingdom. An Oath of Glory Paladin who secretly manufactures crises and enables attacks on a city so that they can step in to 'save the day' and become a hero. Vengeance Paladins usually tend to be neutral rather than evil. They're oath bound to set right a wrong, but the methods they go to to 'fix' things can be evil. Torturing some innocent lacky for information, killing the workers in a factory that creates weapons of war etc. an Oath of the Ancients Paladin that believes humanity is a blight on the world and that killing is the only way to preserve the natural world.

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@mnspstudioful 10 ай бұрын

"I took the liberty of filling in my own death saves while writing up my back story. There's no way I lived over wizard school. So here's that Aarakocra grappler build as my backup."

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Mediados 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone: Making fun of the Fighter Meanwhile, the Fighter: stabs the dead body another 5 times

@indrickboreale7381 2 жыл бұрын

Fighter is the best archer

@JohnPeacekeeper 2 жыл бұрын

Fighter multiclassed with Bladesong Wizard for Self-Haste: *Multi-hit intensifies*

@Darasilverdragon 2 жыл бұрын

Rune Knights are absolutely amazing bunch of spell-like bonus actions and reactions to fill out your turn with, most of which help protect you or the rest of your party, and a major class ability that's great for filling hallways and providing cover while also getting bonus damage

@maxdeyorik192 2 жыл бұрын

t w e n t y e i g h t s t a b w o u n d s

@Asianladylover4l 2 жыл бұрын

Crossbow expert + sharpshooter + 11 level fighter = 4 attacks regularly and 7 in a burst with action surge dealing about 18 damage per hit (without a magic weapon) so about 72/126 if all shots hit not including crits.

@Mr.Ford3350 2 жыл бұрын

I keep a running count for how many times I can successfully get my DM to say "I fucking *hate* druids." Top score is eleven.

@FaerieWithAHalo 2 жыл бұрын

It’s that low? Step up your game!

@Adza2007 2 жыл бұрын

I assume the score is kept per session? Because 11 times in a session is somewhat impressive, 11 times in a campaign is rookie numbers

@Mr.Ford3350 2 жыл бұрын

@@Adza2007 The most spiteful utterance of that phrase I got was when I cast spike growth in front of the town gate when the party was defending it from attack by a roving goblin army. It was one of those "supposed to lose" fights. Needless to say, I got the most kills that night

@Grimm-A 2 жыл бұрын

I mean Depends on how the class is played, you can hate them for being op or hate them because, even tho they are a sentient wolf, when a druid is a wolf, they act as one

@Mhroczniak 2 жыл бұрын

I'm doing the same thing, just with monks :)

@rundus1andproud350 5 ай бұрын

My first character was an enchantment wizard. I was the party tank as well. It somehow worked like 85% of the time and the cleric saved me the rest. Bless up to mage armor and shield. Now I play a college of glamour bard who really doesn't use the +10 to Persuasion as much as I should and I gotta say: Mantle of Inspiration makes fights fantastically fun. Psuedo-healing with temp HP and everyone just moves around so much its wonderful. Coupled with a party member knowing Fly makes it even more so

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@cjlite0210 Жыл бұрын

1:21 Hey! I chose Sorcerer because it fits my character the best! But uh, yeah I'm very lazy, my character has powers and is for all intents and purposes a god

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Daz0n 2 жыл бұрын

"Make the Cleric hate its party..." One-shot, you don't even need to *try*. They'll just naturally develop a pile of seething anger they keep under lock and key. Smiling all the while and acting happy even as they consider the practical use of Hold Person and a cup of water.

@eon928 2 жыл бұрын

This sounds suspiciously familiar... And bittersweet :(

@Daz0n 2 жыл бұрын

@@eon928 Yeah. A reference to a great little Kobold Cleric, undoubtedly loathing the bull-headedness of a certain Fire "Genasi" Samurai Fighter.

@robinthrush9672 2 жыл бұрын

I like my party, I'm just tired of the DM rolling criticals to negate my 23 AC.

@TheR00k 2 жыл бұрын

I know my group is good at teamwork when no matter how much the cleric hates the others, he heals them

@salvadortoscano2534 2 жыл бұрын

@@Daz0n I wish we could've seen more of them before the DM went full psycho on his female players -_-

@DragoSonicMile 2 жыл бұрын

Player: "So, I home-brewed my own cla-" DM: *clicks real shotgun* "LEAVE."

@Marcelelias11 2 жыл бұрын

Still gonna be less broken than Mystic, I bet.

@JohnPeacekeeper 2 жыл бұрын

And then there's me, who picks up Chef or Peasant as Homebrew Classes

@lorenzojongste6766 2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnPeacekeeper A chef. Proficient in cooking. Instead of fighting he COOKS the enemy alive. Peasant. Never...Ever...Stand in front of a peasant with a pitchfork. Those things have pierce damage you don't even wanna know x3

@JohnPeacekeeper 2 жыл бұрын

@@lorenzojongste6766 That's actually not far off The Chef does buffs and heals for days and can cleaver and pan enemies And Peasant Class is a fucking tank... That yes, is MEAN with a pitchfork xD

@litletrickster5260 2 жыл бұрын

@@lorenzojongste6766 just play artillery artificer with cooking utensils as your foci and reflavor your spells as some sort of cooking technique. Your cannons can be cauldrons

@AtypicalWarrior 10 ай бұрын

I loved the sound effect on the monk punch

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Onyxolotl Жыл бұрын

When I played my paladin in our long campaign from 1-13, as a group we decided to have the most sitcom style antics of them doing things just behind my back or I don't understand their lingo for crimes and I am busy somewhere else it honestly never got old

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@zantosender3348 2 жыл бұрын

Playing a Blood Hunter was more painful for me than the DM on account of me not knowing how to play a Blood Hunter. It's just been accepted at this point that my character is a smooth talker and good planner but cannot be relied in a fight.

@gamergirl209 2 жыл бұрын

That's kind of incredible actually

@aceofjacks7071 2 жыл бұрын

yeah blood hunter is a bit too complicated for my small cleric brain but DAMN does it look cool

@TheSpencermacdougall 2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you wont use a blood malidict that drops you to 0 hp. You might be shish-kabobed by a enemy's sword, and die. (Yes, yes it is)

@SirGrimm 2 жыл бұрын

Really good class when you get the gist of it tbh, versitile in a fight as well as NPC interactions, even allows you to invoke disadvantage on your enemies when they go t ohit you or party member, as well as causing all forms of conditions. Recommend them, plus they are edgy.

@alessiomusolino4642 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSpencermacdougall *Glaive.

@IceMetalPunk 2 жыл бұрын

DM: "That's like... 500 feet away, so if you start walking now you can--" Monk: "OK, I'm there, I hit him with my staff." DM: "Wh--goddammit, why are you so fast?" Druid: *Laughs in Transport via Plants*

@casbienbarr 2 жыл бұрын

Transport via plants is such an odd concept

@Tustin2121 2 жыл бұрын

Fighter: *Laughs in longbow* Tabaxi Rogue: *Laughs in Feline Agility*

@tigerwarrior1787 2 жыл бұрын

Barbarian: *Laughs maniacally during a Hasted Rage*

@northernstar7443 2 жыл бұрын

My gremlin of a dragonborn rouge: *laughs in being somehow stupidly op due to dumb luck and being fast as hell*

@cinderschitt 2 жыл бұрын

Warlock: *Laughs in spell sniper eldritch spear*

@RainShine404 3 ай бұрын

My first character was a Wood elf Ranger named Ogmee. My DM hated me so much that he said “the dragon burns Ogmee to crisp, instantly killing him”

@andreww.3757 5 ай бұрын

DM: ^about fighter^ “I hope he doesn’t do anything too basic.” Monk: “And I took that personally.”

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@redstonecasey4713 2 жыл бұрын

"How are you going to build a nuke this time?" Oh, please. As if I'd spend all that time quarrying and centrifuging Uranium ore just to build a bomb capable of flattening a city? No, it's railguns and large-scale thermobaric bombs for this Artificer!

@casbienbarr 2 жыл бұрын

Hell, kinetic bomb that shiz

@hogfry 2 жыл бұрын

"Thunder cannons are large electricity powered guns." How I convinced a DM to let me make a rail gun that fired shortswords :)

@blood-redeemeddragon 2 жыл бұрын

The Peasant railgun.

@hogfry 2 жыл бұрын

@@blood-redeemeddragon no I had a trebuchet for launching peasants.

@blood-redeemeddragon 2 жыл бұрын

@@hogfry oh joy

@gaburelmesmo3824 2 жыл бұрын

Me when someone plays Ranger: "Yup, Time to change all enemies to goblinoids and all terrain to desert!"

@TalesStahl 2 жыл бұрын

he told you that his favorit enemy is a kobold and his favorit terrain is a forrest didnt he?

@Psychoginjaaa73 2 жыл бұрын

Little do you know, hes using the tasha’s ranger

@nightsflameoutdated3864 2 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you I always mark Goblins, and Orcs as my favorite enemy’s.

@jf_kein_k8590 2 жыл бұрын

You were expecting a Ranger, but it was me, a Fighter with a bow.

@noblesseoblige319 2 жыл бұрын

Oh behalf of a frequent ranger, THANK YOU

@AliceInWonder1and_is_a_sub 5 ай бұрын

"And he's dead" I feel called out...

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@RumpleVonStiltskin735 4 ай бұрын

And then you died again from 1d4 being-called-out-damage.

@mjuffiemjuff5109 23 күн бұрын

It is extremely rare that I laugh out loudly when watching a KZbin clip, but I did at this one when the Wizard showed up. And again when I rewatched it.

@Pundamental 2 жыл бұрын

I'm DMing for a party that consists of a kobold swashbuckler rogue, a barbarian monk combo, a circle of the moon druid, a tempest domain cleric, and a bard. Combat is so broken I have to use cr 6-8 monsters just for a balanced fight. I feel this.

@blackandwhitecats4243 2 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering what's your own reaction after the PC's gave you the class they are playing.(:

@jamesdosdall8391 2 жыл бұрын

Dude that party sounds like a walking nuclear weapon. So much POWER! All you need now is a Paladin and you're set XD

@OnetastyJoe 2 жыл бұрын

I really enjoyed my b'onk. Its crazy how good those classes work together if you have the stats for it.

@JW-452 2 жыл бұрын

i have a similar party, they trounced my first two fights, and killed the bbeg, in zero sessoin, started at lvl 10, im pulling out the big guns, and going to start using area denial like crazy just to slow them down. im constantly afraid that they will either massacre my minions, or i will tpk them when i finally get an enemy group powerful enoght to be a threat

@Casino220 2 жыл бұрын

@@JW-452 Oh, that's spooky, yeah. If you have copies of or access to their sheets, you could singlehandedly run a test during prep for at least the big fights.

@brentage5000 2 жыл бұрын

"Avoid anything (the bard) can seduce at all costs." So avoid any and all interactions with any creatures or beings in any state of life or death? Gonna be a quiet game...

@erikburzinski8248 2 жыл бұрын

Bard attemts to sudduve the dm and rolls nat 20.

@riseofevillink 2 жыл бұрын

Try avoiding that when you got someone who can cast bestow sentience. I've seen a bard seduce a chair.

@brentage5000 2 жыл бұрын

@@riseofevillink stool, rocking, or ottoman 😄

@riseofevillink 2 жыл бұрын

@@brentage5000 a good o'l fashion dinning chair. To make things even better the character themsleves was also only a couple of inches tall.

@techbeef 2 жыл бұрын

@@riseofevillink bard can't seduce if I never let the roll for it

@faithfulbrook 14 күн бұрын

1:13 Me: jk, im playing a bard Dm: I TAKE IT BACK

@peybern7924 Жыл бұрын

What's funny is that the cleric in my campaign ended up actually being the hated one instead of the hater due to his uncanny shenanigans

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@cataciudad9938 2 жыл бұрын

I just joined a party as a bard. According to the DM, they were scheduled to fight a witch and it's monster companion. Most of the players couldn't make it, there were only 3 of us playing against the witch. My bard rolled 3 nat20 and persuaded the witch to be our ally and gift us valuable geodes

@septiczambie2314 2 жыл бұрын

Stonks

@yourbellboy 2 жыл бұрын

i have only ever played a single session of D&D, but this DM just nailed the totality of my lifetime as a Monk

@jeremiahsmith916 2 жыл бұрын

This is literally the life of a low level monk 😂 (And after lvl5 it’s the same but the fist now has a “stun” written on it in sharpie)

@roanoke7551 2 жыл бұрын

dude same.

@droideka1890 2 жыл бұрын

I. CAST. FIST. *quivering palm*

@jeremiahsmith916 2 жыл бұрын

@@droideka1890 this makes monks sound like street-smart version of wizards, and honestly, I'm here for this

@xellanchaos5386 2 жыл бұрын

Falcawn... PAWNCH!

@Roadkill2012 7 ай бұрын

"NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A SHORT REST YET" This is so accurate

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Roadkill2012 3 ай бұрын

@@Liex09 w h a t

@ralonzoflamingjacketstudio914 5 ай бұрын

the amount of animals you can turn into is so awesome

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@waterdrinker90 2 жыл бұрын

At this point, I'm just happy when player pick a class/race from the core books without a perfectly min/maxed plan to multiclass and be good at everything.

@rudelwolf1591 2 жыл бұрын

i get min maxing when it comes to combat, but i find it extremely boring when it comes to roleplay. I never understand why some people want to run the campaign by themselves. I had that happen to me once, because the other players were pretty shy newcomers to D&D, so i was kinda forced to run the party, even though i tried my best to include them. and it got pretty boring very fast. i mean, the whole point is having a diverse party, with different characters good at different things. If i want to do everything myself, i could just play a typical rpg.

@proffesionalidiot5994 2 жыл бұрын

Um...

@yvoflaviosilvalima5889 2 жыл бұрын

@@rudelwolf1591 Um...

@mlmn3080 2 жыл бұрын

What's the point of playing a character who isn't good at what they're supposed to be good at?

@DDespicable 2 жыл бұрын

What do ppl not roleplay with their min max characters? I have a bunch of min max ideas I want to play and I plan to role play with them.

@BlackfeatherMain 2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the response to "literally anything homebrew", which is "so how exactly are you going to turn this into a min/max power trip where you do the entire campaign by yourself?"

@MsXmaster666 2 жыл бұрын

thats just a cleric not built as a healer

@marcgarrett4401 2 жыл бұрын

Half dragon/ half giant fighter with fire breath.

@Chaotic42Kami 2 жыл бұрын

Buddy of mine invited us to play a homebrew he'd spent two years planning. He made various classes, feats, skills, items, etc. First session he had us fight his BBEG with a plan to kick all of our asses and send us to the pre-planned start of the campaing. First mistake he made: He'd rolled the BBEG instead of just making him an "immortal object". To be fair he rolled him at level 10, so our group of "new" level 1 scrubs would be completely outmatched...but, by rolling him, he gave him defined stats and a finite set of HP. Second mistake he made: Another buddy of mine and me were not particularly veteran D&D players, but are pretty good at arguing and veteran YGO players (a.k.a. Rule Lawyers) and he had sent us all a copy of the prepared classes, rules, etc. So, my buddy chose a rather bizarre homebrew class that was a sort of mix between Cleric, Druid and Bard (a.k.a. An unholy mixture that basically focused on healing and buffing and debuffing) and I chose the DMs second biggest mistake. Third mistake made (a.k.a. Second Biggest Mistake):...he made a class that was supposed to be an OP class at higher levels but with loads of demerits at lower levels that was kind of a mix of Fighter, Rogue, Monk and Barbarian. Super short-range but capable of rapid movement and short range teleports starting at level 5. However, one of his homebrew races had a racial ability that basically doubled movement speed and range at the cost of AC and restricting armors to light class and weapons to small ones. Fourth mistake made (BIGGEST MISTAKE): As his campaign story went, each of our characters started with an enchanted piece of gear, chosen by us from a list he gave us, that we would "awaken" during the campaign but could use at level 1 at a disadvantage to activate their effects, and that even once "awakened" would not always activate. Mine was a dagger that, once boiled down, could inflict "insta-kill" on enemies my level or lower or inflict "unhealable wounds" (a.k.a. 2d8 "Bleeding" dmg on a failed CON Saving Throw and half that on a successful one every turn) and a "curse" (that boiled down to a disadvantage to all Saving Rolls and a lower AC). You can probably guess where this went. Thanks to my buddy buffing and a pair of Nat 20s on activating the effect of the dagger, not to mention abyssmal luck on the DMs part when rolling the BBEG's attacks, we chipped away at his health untill he tried to disengage and my buddy activated his own "artifact", which was supposed to be an amulet that "trapped" an injured creature, fiend or undead that tried to flee from combat and could then be summoned as an add for the user or deleted to make way for a new prisoner (basically a godsdamned pokeball) and the DM rolled a Nat 20 and a Crit 1 on the Saving Throw, which he had to take seeing as the "curse" of my own artifact was still in effect. So, since he had been very specific about his BBEG being a "True Demon", ergo a fiend, we had literally caught the equivalent of Mewtwo just outside Pallet Town when we just had a lvl 5 Starter Pokemon. Needless to say we were never invited back to play D&D with him ever again.

@TheRawrnstuff 2 жыл бұрын

@@Chaotic42Kami Huh. You give someone extremely broken shit and they break the game. Weird. I must say, did _not_ see that coming.

@CivilChev 2 жыл бұрын

@@Chaotic42Kami That's easy. After letting the party create all sorts of mayhem by summoning a literal demon into the mortal realm celestials descend upon the party to give them a simple warning; "Adventurers, if you continue to summon this demon you risk destroying the seal that protects your realm from becoming conquered by outsiders. We will only ask of you once, surrender your pet or face the consequences." Of course to make things fair have them rolled using the same rules as the BBEG was but give them a couple more tricks up their sleeve like dealing insane damage to demons. If they win the combat and continue to use the demon then it opens the flood gates for more demons to start wrecking havoc. If they comply and turn the demon in, have the angels give a reward before telling the players that due to their shenanigans it's very possible lesser demons have already found a way in and it's up to the players to deal with them. Of course this was just my initial reaction after reading what happened; after thinking about it more I'm sure there are many more ways the campaign could have been saved.

@oliverkey1435 Жыл бұрын

Eldritch Blast: a cantrip so good that they built a class around it

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@NRSGuardian Жыл бұрын

The last time I played a Ranger, he was a pure Ranger and he was basically the Goblin Slayer only with a longbow.

@hyperion8431 Жыл бұрын

Rangers with longbows can be overpowered. Once you get a 20 dex, you can hit anything

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@hunterfay9817 2 жыл бұрын

The artificer one just gets me every time, especially since it’s inevitable that an artificer player will attempt to dominate the world with magic warfare

@sethb3090 2 жыл бұрын

My artificer isn't like that. What he IS like is a spell sniper artillerist with enough CC to hit an adult dragon for three or four rounds before it can even get into breath weapon range, let alone melee range.

@hunterfay9817 2 жыл бұрын

At times I forget how horrifying the artillerist truly is in the right hands

@lorenzojongste6766 2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile a warlock in my team made a deal with demons is the mafia leader of pirates is tied with murders wants to overthrow the nobility as a noble themselfs (they want to stop noble's from ruling so revolution!) And meawhile Is a loving mother who keeps the daughter safe (which is my character they adopted)

@kayleighshikari161 2 жыл бұрын

Hehehe my artificer is an alchemist who's basically just become the city doctor and is a pacifist lol. He's been spending the past few weeks just curing a plague.

@dull_demon4717 2 жыл бұрын

@@lorenzojongste6766 sounds about right for what I imagine a warlock mother to be

@whistlerdan7718 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the 5e Rogue, every DM's nightmare: - Sneak attacks that can end intricately designed encounters in just one turn - Evasion that raises a middle finger to both the DM and the party because you survived an AoE - A level cap that lets you succeed rolls just because you say so -And roleplaying opportunities that can derail a campaign

@adamwhitman5308 2 жыл бұрын

If you know you have a rogue in the party, and you design an encounter that can be ended by a single big hit, then it wasn’t intricately designed. (Not to mention that rogue damage output is on par with other classes, it just FEELS strong because it either does all its damage all at once... or it misses)

@darwinxavier3516 2 жыл бұрын

I cast Greater Invisibility on the rogue.

@MrSamulai 2 жыл бұрын

-Good. The less we have to waste time fighting, the more we get to play. -Good. Party wipes are stupid. -Good. It allows for some great "hold my beer" -moments. -Good. Derailment should be the norm, not the exception. If everything just happened regardless of what players do, I wouldn't need players.

@raeishimura 2 жыл бұрын

Ah, I loved the insane torment my Rogue caused my DM. She did get wise though and saw that the huge damage was single target and started mobbing us with groups, but those bosses got skewered quick. Surviving almost everything because I could just evade was her nightmare for bosses because I could win any war of attrition, and he was a bit more of a mix of Jack Sparrow and Han Solo. Laid back, devil may care sort. His personality was the exact opposite of the typical Tiefling Rogue, and he is still one of my favorite characters

@techbeef 2 жыл бұрын

@@raeishimura sounds pretty generic rogue

@crispyblindead2413 Жыл бұрын

I’d love to see how he’d react to an honest lawful evil Paladin sheet. “My God gives. My God also takes away. Thine will be done.”

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@VivaLaDnDLogs 2 жыл бұрын

Foolproof plan to get the Cleric to hate their party: introduce them to the party.

@waitwhat1029 2 жыл бұрын

Truth

@lorenzojongste6766 2 жыл бұрын

My cleric is loved.

@jaimetheone9150 2 жыл бұрын

A Rogue and a Cleric enter the tavern... DM: Leaves the room.

@Cpt.Str4ng3 Жыл бұрын

Cleric and Rogue after shit goes down; Lets give them another minute.

@c.b.- 10 ай бұрын

My first cleric was multiclass cleric/rogue, alignment neutral-evil. Problem is the party never caught on to the alignment, so they never understood why loot went missing and prisoners kept dying in captivity. Such a shame.. luckily the party's wizard was a necromancer so the skeletons were put to good use. 😁 It took an amazing amount of _good-characters-not-paying-attention_ for that group to hold together.

@Quigonmoose Жыл бұрын

I just checked the character sheets I got from my players and 3 of them are rangers,there’s five players

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@Lee-ve5xz 5 ай бұрын

You should do this with popular multiclass characters as well. 🤣😂

@Liex09 4 ай бұрын

@aceofjacks7071 2 жыл бұрын

"alright, a healer!" me, making an offensive cleric who worships a god that thrives on blood: yeah, healer :)

@salgutierrez4710 2 жыл бұрын

They heal the enemy from living

@derekstein6193 2 жыл бұрын

@@salgutierrez4710 Death really is a cure-all. Disease? Gone. Injury? No problem. Madness? Fixed. Debt? Don't need to pay back (except student loans). Death will cure all that ails you. Get your death, today!

@markissleepy 2 жыл бұрын

I hear you. I've been pretty much the full time DM for the last 40+ years but on the rare occasion someone else DMs for a session, I almost always play clerics and not one of them has ever been healing-focused. They are just a great class in every edition and forcing them into a healing role eliminates a lot of great options. But then I have never been a big believer in the idea of balancing party roles that started developing in second edition and became a standard way of looking at the game since third edition - if everyone wants to play wizards or everyone wants to play rogues or no one wants to play those classes as DM I am totally cool with it - a big part of my job is creating opportunities for the party the players actually created to have cool adventures, not to design for some some theoretical "best" formation.

@jacobdagun3670 2 жыл бұрын

It's called "preventing future damage".

@netsuad 2 жыл бұрын

I have a half-orc war cleric, hes only gonna stop swinging and blasting to heal you if your down on the grouns