Dungeons and Dragons Stereotypes

[@OffbeatOutlaw]

HELP ME GET BACK IM LOST (also, hilarious video, truly top tier)

[@OneShotQuesters]

*sees you struggling, looks at your channel* She’s mine now John

[@darkboyx7]

this is hilarious

[@cookies8970]

XD

[@sunsetsleeper]

I am the too many chracyer guy my friend literally was cursing me out for how many chracters I went through within 3 sessions everytime I got downed I swapped characters

[@josephmurdock5549]

Offbeat!

[@Rehase1397]

"this die killed one of my players. I just threw it really hard and..." 😂

[@OneShotQuesters]

He died 😂

[@afajardo9938]

As someone who’s sat next to a rage monster with metal dice, I can confirm: Those things HURT

[@gamingmaster6377]

@@afajardo9938 nerd abuse

[@afajardo9938]

@@gamingmaster6377 thanks for helping to spread awareness about it

[@gamingmaster6377]

@@afajardo9938 ur welcome

[@xMaugrex]

the newbie's "WAIT, I CAN DO THAT??" is my favorite part of having new players.

[@theramendutchman]

I legit had a group of new players I was introducing to the game; I asked what they wanted to do, one of them asked what the options were, I told him "just tell me what you want to do, and we'll figure out the appropirate roll"... Which blew their minds I kinda loved that little moment

[@skell6134]

@@theramendutchman Kinda someone who not been playing TRUE roleplay games i guess XD

[@theramendutchman]

@@skell6134 Yeah they were used to computer RPG's of course, so they were kinda like "What types of interactions does my character possess" or something like that

[@kuroyuki6254]

That's super wholesome

[@Name..........]

@@skell6134 me everytime we play dnd again because we have one or two games every 3 months wait ...... which dice do I use for this again.....

[@jacksonreed4519]

“The *not so* rage monster” that was the funniest thing, I was not expecting that.

[@OneShotQuesters]

Glad you enjoyed 😂

[@alliegivens1129]

It reminded me of Hulk in endgame XD

[@devynwyma3153]

Wait... Tyler's not here? NOOOOOOO XD

[@DaBlueIghuana]

Which popular channel was Duke referring to??? Because almost all the ones I know do the rage monster joke

[@devynwyma3153]

@@DaBlueIghuana Dude Perfect

[@suchaniceperson4602]

The fact that he’s on his way out the door in formalwear for each of the funerals implies that the Canceller does indeed have four grandmas and I love it

[@flyingfish5448]

The power of lesbians

[@DH-xw6jp]

@@flyingfish5448 or, grandmothers + great grandmothers. Gives a total of six

[@grantbarday5760]

@@DH-xw6jp or if both parents who had divorced parents, then both dad’s remarried. That’s how I have 4 grandmas lol

[@Rave0911]

as someone who has 3 grandmas and 3 grandpas i can confirm its true my bio grandma on my moms side was divorced from my grandpa he remarried she did not so there is the extra grandma and on my dads side my grandpa died and my grandma on that side remarried years later so extra grandpa.... and she out lived her 2nd husband two currently only my grandpa on my moms side is alive and my grandma on my dads side....ive already been to 4 grandparents funerals lol

[@forrest6939]

i mean that might imply his parents sit up and either rhey both remarried or one remarried twice

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

“I’m just gonna leave. I don’t wanna die” That is the most un-paladin-like statement I’ve ever heard

[@shiisnotmad6013]

and with the lawful good alignment too lol

[@the_algorithm]

The only line I speak all game long ONWARDS!!

[@blissful.ignorance]

Then they hit you with a, “it’s part of my backstory”

[@archellothewolf2083]

Someone please tell this to my buddy. He always plays either a paladin or barbarian and this is his go-to line. Love him like a brother but he is the main reason I've stopped GMing. -_-

[@tafaridh]

my friend is a paladin and I'm a bard of whispers, totally used this when he tried to get us to save some farmers from some wizard cult. hilarity ensued as I'm not going to actually avoid the fun.

[@killianasheart5175]

Gonna be honest, being a noob is great. Just the sheer moment of “I can do that!” Is something I would love to experience again. Unless it’s the tired and frustrated kind of “I CAN DO THAT!?”

[@OneShotQuesters]

Yes, and yes 😂😂

[@robopope7584]

When it’s a problem that you haven’t had and you are the only person who can do it it’s the “I can do that!”. When it’s a problem you’ve had and you discover it it’s “I CAN DO THAT? REALLY?”

[@WreckinPoints11]

I like to give players leniency on doing really cool shit, so if they have an idea, they just need to ask me and I’ll think about it, ask them to explain how everything would go down, and if it’s even slightly possible and really goddamn cool, I’ll allow it

[@Guardsman_Greg]

I am sadly the forever dm

[@gavriella77]

I'm the noob. It's so funny cause I said the same things the newbie said here. XD

[@joshuapilger8430]

"It's what my character would do." My previous character, an aarakokran monk with an obsession for shiny things went to scope out a possible dragon lair. And instead of informing the group it was the lair, he saw glowing crystals on the wall. Decided to go after that instead, prematurely starting the fight with a shadow dragon. He is now a bone flute in the possession of the barbarian.

[@dantefaber-smith1986]

Bone flute 😂

[@faceless5472]

@Elijah Feuerstein lmao

[@MrGBH]

I don't understand. Are you saying a player made a terrible decision based on "That's what my character would do" and actually accepted the consequences?

[@Starman062]

@@MrGBH that’s what HIS character did. And now they’re a bone flute

[@user-yt8ud9np9i]

Well I've created a character (it's still in processing fase, I've almost finished it) that literally can cheat death. It can "die", but it's strange... Hypothetically it can come back to life countless times. And it's a Lich...

[@ForgeofSouls]

You forgot a few: the player who doesnt pay attention, the player that seduces everything, the player optimizer, the player who was tricked into playing 😂

[@caldwin]

I'm sorry, what were you saying. I was just over here seducing the bar wench since that's the only thing I'm really good at doing in this game I found myself playing after I was promised we were going to an actual bar!

[@grr-OUCH]

I used to game with a group that at least let a couple of the players take turns at being the "seduce everything" character. I don't see how it is fun, and have wondered if perhaps they are trying to compensate or something. Fortunately, the players that never pay attention usually quit after a while. My sister in law used was one of those, and an (in)famous example was that she would read a novel while we gamed. At some point in the session we get on a boat. A couple of hours later, someone asked her what she wanted to do. She said "I get on the boat". That is what we now say if someone was not paying attention. "Do you get on the boat?"

[@ForgeofSouls]

@@grr-OUCH Wow...yeah it can be hard to find a group that you jive with. I came close but unfortunately, too many people were in a transitional part of their life so it all died out. It was fun while it lasted though...

[@gxsliver]

Could also do the note taker.

[@KeirKee]

that last one is me but I do enjoy the game.

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

"Oh, and this one killed one of my players." "I just threw it really hard" That went from 10 to 100 real quick.

[@EstebanBrenesV]

so as the dice did...

[@bagseys]

Went from a d4 to a 12d8

[@501Magnum]

@@bagseys 12d12*

[@foxstorm2920]

@@501Magnum 3d20* cause that players (fail) IRL death saves

[@501Magnum]

@@foxstorm2920 No wait. 100d100.

[@zaaadud2178]

“I just threw it really har-“

[@OneShotQuesters]

I mean, am I wrong? 😂

[@stubbs5622]

That one had me cracking up

[@RGIlerio]

@@OneShotQuesters no, you aren't 😂

[@maximumdon7637]

Not gonna lie, I genuinely thought he was talking about a player’s character, until that sentence popped up.

[@LostSoulNexus]

@@OneShotQuesters was that one of those heavy asf solid metal ones? From MTG? Used to have a set for my 5 colour Hivestone Sliver deck

[@cchapa7470]

"WHY DID I WRITE EVERYTHING IN PEN!" I many or may not have said this at a table back in the day.

[@OneShotQuesters]

Bahahaha 😂

[@amirelvalhdros7251]

Dude, my cousin once wrote, not only in pen, but on the character she IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK!!! dude said it came with one and used it. I think he cried that night.

[@wolfjack5802]

I mean I type up my character sheets in PDFs but I leave lots of blank space for write ins and stuff like coins I’ll leave blank and write in with a pencil. I reprint it every level or so if there’s been major changes.

[@basiccatastrophe2863]

I have a few sheets printed off, but now I either use beyond or roll20 to store my characters

[@user2C47]

I use MS Excel.

[@_AstaLily]

A sweet, geeky boy in my year who is just in general a really nice guy played a barbarian once The moment the game started all his usual innocence just disappeared and he started talking like a barbarian, and role playing like one, much to the shock of everyone around him

[@AzaloonyToons]

He knows how to get into character. Good on him!

[@paramambalia6024]

Me. I'm that player

[@justinbiege5975]

“Wait, I can ACTUALLY do that? Really?!” Explains the entire game

[@Rhino-Prime]

Me trying to explain to my friend that you can infact seduce the gaint dragon turtle for no reason My friend: impossible

[@afajardo9938]

One of the greatest moments as newbie...

[@BeckyNosferatu]

My wife did that exact thing to our DM last; "Wait, Cloud of Knives?! Is that a REAL spell?"

[@Gemini-Lion]

@@BeckyNosferatu Cloud of Daggers*

[@pupsicle5345]

We all are eternal newbies

[@Chuusuisetsujojutsu]

“This one’s in permanent dice jail” That die looks exactly like my first d20. And yes it’s a traitor die.

[@epicjeong]

What did it do

[@ShadeYTR]

It’s funny because the first dice set you get is always the traitor but mine is my best set

[@lycanthropia6044]

In my game I had the rule to put every dice in jail, that rolled below a five three times in a row. After an hour I had no more dice.

[@lacrossestick132]

My first dice, a very expensive set of metal dice, betrayed me in my first campaign when it rolled me a 5 and ended our first campaign. Had I rolled higher than the DM, we would’ve restarted and had a chance to do the entire campaign over again, bringing everyone back to life and everything. This was a year ago. I have not used those dice since.

[@blade7y156]

@@ShadeYTR first d20, first roll, nat 20. Love this one

[@darkestlune9580]

"Too Many Characters" didn't just hit close to home, it broke a window and landed in a sink.

[@MercuryA2000]

Which sink?

[@thelordscrusaders387]

@@MercuryA2000 kitchen sink

[@MercuryA2000]

@@thelordscrusaders387 Oh now that's bad. If it was just the bathroom sink it would be one thing, but the kitchen one? Dang...

[@banna377]

I have way to many characters

[@averagegamerguy5967]

yeah that one hurt i just have so many interesting ideas i want to try

[@henryhere]

The funniest part about rules lawyers is that they're always wrong because changing the rules to make the game more fun is literally a written rule in the base game

[@corbinfulford9761]

Thank you i was looking for that comment!

[@c3ntravaswani427]

Yes if the rules lawyer is talking about people who only bring the rules out in cases of doing cool stuff. They can be valuable though for combats or just guiding new players through things in general, especially for a DM that already has a lot to handle

[@zarahwielder]

I am the “Too Many Characters” and “The Forever DM” at the same time...which is sad... Welp at least I can make those characters NPCs

[@OneShotQuesters]

Hahaha welcome to the club!

[@alex96pop]

I just switched from being the guy with too many characters to being the DM. Finally i can play ALL my characters!

[@kanevivi]

Lol our dm is learning why we trust him being dm. And our too many character player is being forced to limit his crazy stuff.

[@danielcunningham4339]

Glad I'm not the only one who's just using my to many characters as NPCs

[@gyrtiasnecrotaros4710]

Use the extra characters to kill your party Except Barry the Chopper He's a failure

[@DarkAngel40]

The *Not So* Rage Monster: *Tips over the dragon statue.* Me: Look out. We got a bad ass over here.

[@OneShotQuesters]

Careful, you might anger him!

[@josefzalusky7307]

Beware his not-so-anger!

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

I fear for my life rn O_o

[@deloreigames8641]

2012 called, he wants his rage sticks meme back

[@WexMajor82]

It's awesome when you can grapple a dragon and shove it to the ground in game.

[@linkfan1234567891]

Real talk, hearing a new playing get all excited and say "wait i can ACTUALLY do that??" Is one of the best feelings

[@fluberdebluber7566]

truth

[@VTMADDIE]

I remember when I had this moment myself, its great.

[@ElijBrower]

I love how the rule follower is telling the dm he was wrong about several things even though he was reading out of the Monster Manual.

[@percyross7612]

The “I have a million characters and a million campaigns but no time reliable friends to play with” player

[@haerdalis84]

F

[@basheer5672]

Me ;-;

[@generalzeta7000]

Time to write a book.

[@bonk7364]

@@generalzeta7000 I actually ran my first campaign cause I suck at writing and wanted to adapt it into a campaign just to test it out. Now I've fallen into the forever DM trap :')

[@adamkeiser5933]

Pretty much me in my group. Certain things I want to run, but no time reliable friends.

[@charliewilliamson4431]

My man literally showed his groceries in a video so it’s a tax write off. Respect. Eat for free king next time show us a ribeye and some sushi

[@andreas_iced8297]

Wait, you're fucking right. That's genius.

[@obamacare5352]

I’m not that smart, what exactly is a tax write off

[@claudioclaudio7953]

European here. Could you explain please?

[@andreas_iced8297]

@@claudioclaudio7953 I'm not an expert, but this is what I gather: If you buy something as a supply for your job, you get to write down the cost you paid, and when everyone gets their tax returns, you get that money back. Example: say I were a vlogger. Because of my work, I buy a fancy camera. Since I bought it for work, I write down the money I paid as a work expense. Later, when I do my taxes, and everyone gets money back (called tax returns), that money gets reimbursed. This has created a kind of running joke, you'll see it if you watch American youtubers long enough (macdoesit comes to mind). Whoever you're watching will take the object they bought, hold it up on camera, and say something to the effect of "gotta make sure it's in frame long enough, get that tax writeoff--aight, we're good". Because if it's in the video, its related to their work (even if that relation is... questionable). Its either: they get reimbursed, or they dont have to pay taxes on it. Again, not sure. But it's something to that effect.

[@claudioclaudio7953]

Thank you very much, it's clearer now

[@DS-bk7nb]

D&d character idea: a Kenku bard that doesn’t have an instrument, but instead, uses its sound voice mimic thing, and mimics ORCHESTRA To all y’all who wanna use this idea: it’s just that, an idea. It’s not copyrighted or anything, so go nuts, use it if you want, I really don’t care or mind.

[@OneShotQuesters]

Oh I love that!!

[@Asyia]

ohhh i just imagined them singing and it just sounding like a violin oh my gosh

[@WardNightstone]

...so LITERALLY Kenku Bobby McFarrin (he's actually an orchestra conductor now)

[@dirtycas]

You cant have an Orchestra without an Orc

[@odysseussavvakis5396]

And it only knows La Fortuna

[@amberherin4741]

One of my favorite dnd moments was when I kept rolling awfully for a whole session and one of the times I rolled a nat 1, my dm told me just out of curiosity to try one of his d20s and I rolled another nat 1. He promptly said “Yeah, never touch any of my dice again.”

[@wumpusrat]

I had an "the overpowered" character in one game. We were all rolling stats in front of each other (so no cheating, even), and I ended up rolling 18 17 17 16 16 13. Ended up making her a paladin, with her 13 in dexterity. Her crippling weakness was that she was only slightly above average in nimbleness. :) She ended up dying at level 6 saving the rest of the party.

[@vdubden10]

First, rip, second, f.

[@lyebatenkaitosofgluttony2452]

I usually put my lowest score in intelligence unless im the partys genius. Its not really as useful as the other scores, as the only things that really require it are saving throws against mind flayers shit and stuff like history. Literally every other saving throw and ability check is a lot more common Because of this i often end up playing characters that are about as smart as dolphins, but at least they stay alive

[@An_Average_Idiot]

That was a death flag already. Dont ya know that in a story, the strongest character has to die to save their friends at least once?

[@baalzamon6187]

i once had a half orc fighter with 20 str 18 dex and con 16 cha and wis and 7 int, we also rolled infront of eachother so no cheating there. it's also how i discovered my curse, anytime i roll good stats for a character, the campaign falls through

[@chieuleyang6768]

How are people normally supposed to play DnD? Whenever I play dnd I always seem to die at least once a session, usually much more and the DM just made up a rule that whenever we die we resplendent later that day and get a random death effect as punishment

[@dyll101]

when i saw the ''forever dm'' prompt i had a feeling someone would show up

[@OneShotQuesters]

I messaged him INSTANTLY!!

[@Project_Lies]

Forever Dm when he shows up: "Clever Questers..." (And then dies to velociraptors... or course)

[@RecordsoftheDeepFolk]

As a forever dm, in a pokemon 5e campaign (which is the most fun I've had in dnd so far in 3 years), this is so true. Also, love your content on youtube! :D always makes me smile!

[@Grey_Shard]

@@RecordsoftheDeepFolk That sounds like a blast. Any chance your DM will put some stats up on reddit, because i've been tempted to do up the elemental dogs i had in a prev campaign and that sounds like something better.

[@alexbeltran6668]

@@RecordsoftheDeepFolk as someone who is creating a pokemon campaign for my friends to play in Can i ask some questions?

[@elliedereyna5014]

"my spell sheet is around here somewhere" "WHY DID I WRITE EVERYTHING IN PEN?!" story of my life

[@gamerman782]

Laugh all you want at the Dice Goblin, but you never know when you'll need a bucket of dice when a player decides to go full auto and maximum spread

[@strangecolouredbird]

Throw it at someone

[@roninomalley1766]

Fun fact: My grandma divorced twice before meeting her permant husband. All of the men she divorced remarried. I have 4 grandmas and 4 grandpas to match. My great grandma is also still alive. Also, one of my unlces is only 6 years older than me.

[@IngenieroBasado]

Ok

[@zbigbozbboy5245]

Lol

[@augustjay6436]

I also have 4 grandparents due to similar issues but each normal one divorced and their husbands remarried.

[@taijmohabeer4515]

Your familly tree is a recyclings symbol

[@hdewott6863]

My niece is 4 years older than me.

[@booorue4876]

"You rolled 18 for every stat" I kept rolling an 16 for every stat so I just ended up using standard array so no one thought I was cheating.

[@kaitlyngarner740]

Yeah I had a similar issue with my 1st character so I just use the point buy system now. I prefer it anyway since it's the exact system used in KotOR and Dragon Age

[@バテンカイトスライ]

My brother somehow got 17 on every stat

[@EdenOfChaos]

A few months ago I had applied to join a campaign that had been going on for over a year, they had lost a player and wanted to round it back out. I joined their discord and we were creating my character and when it came time to roll my stats, they had a macro to do it and my rolls were 18, 17, 14, 18, 18, 16. I immediately thought, "holy shit, I'm so glad that this is recorded because no one would believe this." and two of the other players who were in the channel were laughing and congratulating me and...the DM simply says, "Yea, that's a bit much, I'm gonna need you to either re-roll or subtract 5 from any four of those." I thought he was joking and didn't say anything, and the other players spoke up and questioned him and he was serious. This caused them to get upset on my behalf and were arguing that I rolled the stats, there was nothing unfair about it and there's no reason that I should be punished just because I rolled well. In the end, the DM refused to relent and the players ended up leaving. I'm currently playing a campaign with one of them DMing, even got to keep those stats, and the other players from that campaign also left the other and joined this one. They've since said that this was the first time they'd ever had a problem with him, and normally he was great. I felt a little bad that this DM lost his players over one incident, but I got over it pretty quickly. Don't have rolled stats if you can't handle players getting high stats.

[@penthactussoul]

@@EdenOfChaos I love reading those stories

[@jenoyt1337]

You somehow have crazy good luck

[@meteor7528]

Shout out to this dudes lesbian grandmas who all tragically died, RIP Edit: I hate to be having to edit my fucking comment, but like guys I don’t care if you have four grandmas because of divorced parents or other shit like that. It was a fun gay joke I made, but I am getting very sick of all the comment telling me ‘Umm, it doesn’t have to be gay, In fact it’s not gay for me’ because like no one gives a shit, look at the other replies and see 50+ people saying the same thing, and like no one asked

[@MOTHHMAN]

Hahhaha

[@DUUFFACE55]

Thats what i thought too. its also weirdly accurate that he apparently didnt know about them

[@sirgalahad7515]

All of them

[@teaberrytime1101]

I have 4 grandma's and none of them are lesbian. My Grandma on my Dad's side just got divorced multiple times and the grandpa's just remarried.

[@dndeadly6883]

I have 3, my mom was adopted but is close with her birth family

[@pixeldoesart1864]

3:13 Impressive that he managed to get a Yahtzee with only one die

[@the_fungus_]

As someone who is starting their first campaign, I can definitely relate to ‘the newbie’ part

[@phelixstragus7841]

I started mine about a couple months ago so i still fall under it too. I got thrown right into it. Been enjoying playing a barbarian. And I have another character from a new which is the complete opposite of the first one. Whiplash for roleplay is very strong for me.

[@KaylaPearlCPNinja]

I have yet to start my first campaign.

[@BlackfeatherMain]

"let's go into a dungeon and slay some dragons, ha ha" *THE NEWBIE* I'm laughing so hard at that, it's so accurate

[@MechanisCaduceus]

I was laughing because I had a new player that said exactly that about 3 years ago now... I wanted to hurt him because I didn't want to admit that I was chuckling at such a horrible pun.

[@KadRSP]

That feeling when Skyrim has more dungeons and dragons than Dungeons and Dragons...

[@lisagaughan7154]

@@KadRSP technically, there's more types of dragons in DnD.

[@annasolovyeva1013]

My first DND adventure was a dungeon with an undead dragon...

[@veajakorobearej1369]

@@lisagaughan7154 but to tell the truth all skyrim dragons have personality (they sentient) so every dragon is not like the other in lore sense

[@ZoisDucks]

I am so glad One Shot Questers is posting on youtube too cause I am not on tiktok but I need more dnd content damn it!!

[@OneShotQuesters]

Don’t worry, more will be coming in the new year ;) a lot more!

[@thatoneguy5884]

2:50 I plan on DnD sometime, and this is absolutely going to be me "IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE?"

[@etcetera1995]

"Wait, I can actually do that? Really!? :D" I didn't expect *wholesome* stereotypes lol

[@RunningWithRoses]

thats why I love older editions. Player: "I kill the goblin party member because that's what my character would do". DM: "Oh well thats super out of alignment, so let me shift your alignment. Your xp required for the next level also doubles." Player: "WAAAAAH thats unfair!!!" DM: "But it's just what my rules would do!"

[@annasolovyeva1013]

Yeah, it would be great

[@Aquilenne]

It would be great to get some more interactions between the stereotypes like that. Rules Lawyer meets "It's what my character would do". Rager meets latecomer. Newbie meets overly prepared.

[@RunningWithRoses]

@@Aquilenne I was more referencing that older editions actually had consequences for players acting in bad faith, but yeah that would be an amusing set of skits

[@princessstrawberry4623]

@@Aquilenne As a complete dumbass when it comes to dnd, the overly prepared one despite being the opposite of me tends to also be the nicest and most understanding tbh

[@thatguy5391]

I love all additions, "congratulations, you killed your party member, and the rules you agreed on, makes you, a paladin of to change classes," I wouldn't double the XP they need because then they'd level slower then the party, and that makes for resentment

[@OneShotQuesters]

This is the video where I did my "One Good Take" challenge...it was rough at first 😂 but let me tell you that it helped the confidence in myself go WAY up, and now I am looking forward to acting again knowing that it won't take all day! Let me know what you all thought! Hope you all had a good holiday! :)

[@ScalestheMaenad]

So proud

[@snowjohnson8095]

Hey can you do a video about playing D&D alone because i dont have anyone to play anymore...

[@JohnSmith-tc7ti]

One good take? Wow you aced it! I didn't even realize!

[@umokwhy2830]

Well confidence well earned, good work on this one.

[@Cagne123]

4:25 i have that same set and it is also in permanent dice jail. Weird.

[@impulse4501]

0:55 yeah can't forget the milk, it's absolutely essential for a meeting of any sorts. That and seven dollars

[@ivannabeprivatetoo5287]

Dont forget "The one who does not want role play and just wants to fight"

[@FlareDarkStormGem]

Excuse me did you spy on my last session because this was half of the players The other half never played D&D before and didn't know that wasn't what the game was about until I forced them to have at least one session without a fight

[@generalzeta7000]

The murder hobo

[@_bludie_]

That’s kinda me

[@thenumber27issomehowtaken]

The roll player

[@mr.misfit9514]

aka the fun sponge

[@krisring8157]

"Wait, this isn't my series." Love it!

[@OneShotQuesters]

So glad! 😂

[@nickchance1107]

I laughed so hard at that

[@Chrophiss]

Brilliant! When i saw the forever dm tag i thought of him.

[@godortega]

What Is the name of that guy?

[@krisring8157]

@@godortega Offbeat outlaw, the champaign he's running on his yt channel rn is great! Highly recommend

[@TheDjMoo]

"And this one killed one of my players. I just threw it really hard."

[@AquaMystique18]

Absolutely needed this laugh. Love that Offbeat Outlaw did a cameo. Seeing collabs like this show there's still hope left in humanity.

[@overse7938]

You forgot these ones -the one who always relies on the dm -WAIT, what does preparing spells mean -the chaotic evil/lawful good

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

-that guy

[@CartoonyPirate]

@@professionalcommentstealer5271 oh god that guy

[@aldercyng7287]

You forgot chaotic stupid

[@tanyahausman4639]

I have a feeling I will become the dice goblin. I haven't even played the game yet, and I have 70 dice..

[@Gyup523]

I haven't played it ,but have everything needed dice ,books ,all I need is a bit more knowledge and a place to play

[@silverwolf9642]

Have you played yet?

[@TheMysteryGamingCrew]

That's only 10 sets, those are rookie numbers

[@AngelConfetti]

Just had to get rid of 24 sets because my dice draw got too full...... that's 168 dice...... I'm keeping a lot more than I'm getting rid of.....

[@Luinta]

Ye best start believin in dice goblins ... You are one! It's me. I'm the dice goblin. I have more dice than I can typically carry on me and I just backed a Kickstarter for MORE DICE! Omg... I'm the Laura Bailey.

[@starlightmoone]

“Wait, I can do that?” -Me, trying something stupid to fix a problem nearly every session

[@XavierScratch1987]

I love the inclusion of Offbeat Outlaw's Forever DM character. It actually made me giddy seeing him. This has become one of my favorite D&D themed channels & I love it. And all I could think of is: "FOR FIREBALL!" when I saw Forever DM

[@dhruvrathi7116]

FOR FIREBALL!!! Da!

[@wierdpeopleotherdude1422]

How to have the ultimate group: forever dm: knows how to get you all to have fun and improves well Dice goblin: has dice for the dm because they forgot stuff To many characters: has characters for everyone in the one shot do to having no notes Overly prepared: has the books and battle maps

[@VanNessy97]

Tardy Food Bringer: Feeds everyone in case of a 9 hour session

[@r.s.2890]

Me (sees Dice Goblin, Too Many Characters, Overly Prepared) "So I'm the main player needed to play D&D? Nice." Also, only reasons Forever DM dont count is because my friends have run their own homebrew mini campaigns while mine is a 'proper' campaign. Still homebrew though. 😆

[@wierdpeopleotherdude1422]

@@VanNessy97 very true

[@wierdpeopleotherdude1422]

@@r.s.2890 eh i would count it so we just need you to play that means you are in fact the: forever alone

[@r.s.2890]

@@wierdpeopleotherdude1422 considering I said I've played and _am playing_ with friends, "Forever Alone" doesn't fit. :)

[@craftyplayz8150]

You’ve forgotten the most common stereo type: the “never played Dnd” fan

[@kaiuwe4gabbert556]

Ja

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

Sir or Madam or Captain, this is personal assault

[@barbarazottis5915]

I've actually played with one. He would talk about d&d constantly but when I invited him he became the player who constantly cancels games... still talks about d&d tho.

[@heymint2093]

I feel seen

[@treesquirrel3995]

Im the "never played dnd and really wants to…but just doesn't have any friends who will play with them" fan

[@dunkelfuchs3195]

The delivery on that "This one killed one of my players!" punchline was pure gold. Definitely in the top 5 of moments I loudly laughed the hardest at on YT, ever.

[@Phoenix58803]

The punchline was pure gold, just like the die

[@moonlordkiller9167]

@One Shot Quips I dm a group in a pretty decent campaign. This sums us all up. One who is "The Old Fashioned" thinks that everyone should use paper and not D&D beyond. He also is "The Role Player" always worrying about acting the same as he should in places such as doing the same cultural things. One who is "The One Who Always Cancels". I have hosted 4 sessions so far and he says he will come, but never shows up saying "I slept in." or "Oh I went on a vacation to another city." (actually happened, but for obvious reasons, the last one was changed up slightly [city names/me being too cautious]). I might boot him if he doesn't show up for the next one which he also agreed to. One who is "The Rules Lawyer" that always calls me out on things I changed for somewhat obvious reasons. He is also the "Too Many Characters" that always wants to somehow play two at once and has at least three backup characters. (He also wants me to commit TPK, that will only happen if the players do dumb things such as not running from a beholder when they are at low level.) Lastly, he also is "The Too Literal One". Also he is the "Thats What My Character Would Do" and finally lastly "The Role Player" he has came dressed in costumes before. One who is "The Over Powered" somehow manages to stay 1 level above everyone else at all times. (I don't give him extra xp) One who is "The Newbie" that never talks. Then there is me who is and will forever will be "The Forever Dm", "The Overly Prepared", and "The Dice Goblin" (I am just trying to be nice. Also me hoarding 1...2...3 [a few hours later] 204 dice. That is actually how many dice I have.)

[@cameronmoore136]

I literally laughed out loud when he said "I just threw it really hard."

[@soulangel980]

Same. Somehow, should have but wasn't expecting it...

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

We had a session with a few newbies, and when one of the characters died we went outside and burned the sheet ... Much to the confusion and disbelief of the newbies, who have never heard of this tradition, and didn't think we were being literal, let alone serious, when we said "well, into the fire it goes"

[@benjamincarlson6994]

I've been playing for over a decade, and I've never encountered that tradition. I kinda want to do that now

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

@@benjamincarlson6994 wow, really? It was like one of the first things I encountered haha Weird fantastical world we live in

[@MrCarlosfera]

I use DnDBeyond... Crap... I have to set my computer on fire?

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

@@MrCarlosfera hmm.... you could print a screenshot? Or you could look for a gif of a burning character sheet lmao

[@8-bitsarda747]

Why would you burn it? We always hand it over to the DM. I think he's used about 5 previous/dead characters against us

[@barbaragordon7381]

"Mr. DM, I don't feel so good" I understood that reference

[@michaelmorton5698]

"Hey, you--you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Ran into that Imperial ambush; same as us, and that thief over there."

[@richtyty9416]

I understood THOSE references

[@kaiit10]

I just have to tell. My favorite things are going full runaways of "hear me out, this session is a big one. If it all happens good you will get closest than never" and then 6 hours of intense roleplaying for 2 hours of combat and a break in the middle when they have to search again to this BBEG. And the late/food one is my blessing.

[@Rise_Tofu]

"this one killed my player. i just threw it really ha-" AGSHHSJSCS 💀💀

[@OneShotQuesters]

What?? What did you expect??

[@dreamwolf7302]

I put one of my players in the ER once. He had to take a shot each time his Bard tried to seduce an NPC...

[@naturalone6529]

2:07 I actually had that happen, though not in every stat. My dad was rolling a halfling rogue wizard, and got 3 18's.

[@OneShotQuesters]

Oh snap!!

[@Nesto_]

Honestly for the rules lawyer the thing about ranged attacks and dual wielding is just helpful, meanwhile the nat 20 thing is annoying and the looking up monsters is just straight up cheating.

[@0Fyrebrand0]

I agree with you on all that except for the nat 20 part. A natural 20 on an ability check does not mean whatever you're trying to do is guaranteed to succeed. The king does not abdicate his throne to you simply because you got a lucky roll. You can't have every party member attempt to persuade the BBEG to lay down his weapons and surrender each round of combat, in the hopes that sooner or later you'll get a natural 20 and they'll have to obey. The DM still gets to decide the outcome of the roll, and I don't think it's "annoying" for a player to acknowledge that. If anything, it's WAY more annoying if a player is trying to bully the DM into giving them what they want because "I rolled a nat 20, you HAVE TO do what I say!"

[@Nesto_]

@@0Fyrebrand0 I know, and I never said a nat 20 was an auto-success. I agree wholeheartedly and have heard that exact example a million times over but if the DC is clearly not above 20 or the DM says that it’s a pass then why are you bringing it up? I’m similarly annoyed when a DM says “A 20 isn’t an auto-success on skills/saves, what’s your modifier?” When there’s no shot the DC is so high that a 20 failed unless your mod is in the deep negative. It kills the excitement of a moment that would otherwise feel sick because apparently a barbarian rolling a nat 20 to grapple an enemy wizard isn’t guaranteed to succeed.

[@BalimaarTheBassFish]

@@0Fyrebrand0 I play with the nat 20 = success rule as a DM but my players are also aware that a lot of the time NPCs just arent going to comply with a demand or agree to a course of action. I only call for the dice roll if there is a chance that the NPC just might do the thing if the party approached them right. Oddly enough, there are very few (comparatively) dice rolls in my games. The RP just flows with minimal need for Persuasion rolls and the like.

[@faithjolley6034]

@@0Fyrebrand0 If a nat 20 doesn't succeed, the dice shouldn't have been rolled in the first place. Also. Success is a totally subjective term. You can have your players technically succeed on something, but have something from that come back to bite them in the ass. Like, they get a nat 20 haggling a merchant, you can just have the merchant give them a fake version of what they wanted. There are creative ways to work with a nat 20 that technically doesn't meet the DC you set.

[@Skyte100]

@@0Fyrebrand0 The true rule of the nat 20 is it is a hit if its an attack roll and for any other rolls it has to awesome (because it does). Could still be a fail but its gotta be a cool fail. If you a roll a nat 20 and get a "no you fail" and nothing more, then thats just bad DM. Gotta give the players a little reward for the nat 20 even if its just a better outcome from the normal fail they were gonna have. Read one thing where someone got a nat 20 on an attack when they were trying to subdue a guy, DM decided it killed the guy instead. Thats just DM being a dick.

[@Ax0l0tl029]

No one gonna talk about the dude perfect “rage monster “ refrece😭

[@lukehaney3258]

The actually guy should just be the dm with the amount of cheating he does by looking at the monster manual during a fight!

[@OneShotQuesters]

That is my ONE pet peeve 😂

[@D4n1-VA]

STG I see someone look up SHIT during a fight, I will throw my coffee cup at them.

[@lotusluminance5872]

@@D4n1-VA Or take the D20 and throw it REALLY hard...

[@user2C47]

Would it not be typical for an adventurer to carry a book that details the general details of the monsters they may encounter? For example, in real life, we have books about identifying various animals. Edit: For correct balancing, my DM made this book weigh 20kg and only make complete sense to players with 18 intelligence. Edit 2: An example in popular media is the _Monster Book of Monsters_ from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

[@D4n1-VA]

@@user2C47 If someone would have a book on monsters? yes. But things like AC, ability scores, etc. are meta concepts that would not be written down like that. Also, in combat you wouldn't have time to search through a book about what you found. There is also the concept of them using that to try and "one up" the DM and try to speak over their ruling.

[@creativedesignation7880]

My standard line as a newbie to any roleplaying game: "What do I have to roll?" I started taking notes on that a while ago, so I don't annoy the heck out of the DM. I will drive them mad with stealing everything and following every tangent though. Started playing a campaign about some missing merchants and I'm currently betting on an iguana race.

[@ronia3181]

As a DM. The only things that actually annoy me are not showing up, being on your phone (unless it's DND beyond, or looking up stuff for the game), and being a dick to other players. Anyone that's played more than 3 sessions will be more than happy to explain EVERYTHING to you.

[@OfficialArmyman]

How’d the race go?

[@C_orvid]

The "too many characters" stereotype is legit my neighbor we're at session 24 and he has had 4 characters

[@OneShotQuesters]

I know someone who has 32 😂

[@C_orvid]

@@OneShotQuesters holy heck, in my total of 3 years of roleplaying I haven't even changed characters once

[@ColdspaceDog]

@@OneShotQuesters I have 100

[@runawaygemm5397]

@@C_orvid have you been playing the same campaign?

[@C_orvid]

@@runawaygemm5397 not same campaign but in all the campaigns I've played I haven't changed the character I started with

[@jadebayoba7073]

For the DM's mental health reasons Imma try and adapt my OC's spells in a Persona-ish level of organization bc, its... Its a lot to cover.... (plz i just wanna play DND yall make it sound so fun omg its literally just imagination IT HEALS THE INNER CHILD)

[@zerogoodcontent7293]

The fact that the over prepared dude knows what’s going to happen makes me think his a either a psychic or a divination Wizard

[@vdubden10]

He rolled a 20

[@ChaoticGoodWings]

Or hé just read the notes hé stole 😅

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

I feel called out with the overly prepared guy. I always carry the books and extra papers for the guys who forget their sheets. I legit have extras of their characters, yep.

[@ChaoticGoodWings]

That is just sweet

[@dumbnerdychild1928]

I... The newbie was me. It's almost scary, how accurate it is. Good job!

[@OneShotQuesters]

Thank you 😊

[@hangmx]

I love your videos! As a DM I would absolutely love to see one that is the "Types of Dungeon Masters" or something of the sort

[@definitelynotalizard]

Listen, I NEED a new set of dice for each character. How can it roll well if it doesn't have the right aesthetic? 😅

[@redmystery3.143]

My personal favorite one is the newbie, the look of joy on a newbie's face when they first have fun in dnd is amazing

[@shambles-v9d]

Ngl, it reminded me of myself when I started playing D&D last year

[@anthonyporche8110]

Since lockdown started, I started getting the idea of trying out dnd. I've even been watching a bunch of instructions and lore videos in preparation for a while. Suffice it to say, the whole world of possibilities dnd offers has gotten me interested.

[@robertaperoglio]

So, did you start playing? :)

[@anthonyporche8110]

@@robertaperoglio Unfortunately, no. I hadn't gotten around to it due to stuff happening in my life, mostly school. Maybe I'll try looking for some stuff this week.

[@RampagerBOH]

Same here.

[@just_a_butterfly]

I fell into the dnd sinkhole, I'm stuck in a loop of watching dnd videos, reading about everything and making characters. Now I just need to find someone to play with because the people I know who play don't have a group

[@anthonyporche8110]

@@just_a_butterfly I've been there. I understand.

[@QueerArtistInTheCorner]

The too many characters one reminds me of someone. I was playing a Druid and was the main healing person. I had just learnt a necromancy spell to bring people back from the dead. But the person said that if it ever comes down to them dying just don’t do anything because they we’re going to just use a different character.

[@DarlingChaos]

My husband is the "too many characters", I'm the "always brings baked goods". 😝

[@andreassmed2255]

Never trust a changeling… 😨

[@DarlingChaos]

@@andreassmed2255 LOL, luckily I'm chaotic good, pretty chill unless provoked. 99% chance I won't poison you with those baked goods.....but never 100%. 😜

[@andreassmed2255]

Oh… Okay! 😄 *eats baked goods *dies 😵

[@ninjashoe2158]

@@andreassmed2255 Uses the Revivify spell on you to get you back up. "Cookies any good?"

[@rednassie1101]

4:25 I have that exact same die. I put in into salt water and it was weighted towards a 1, so my purple die is also permanently in dicejail

[@jaydeedoan3022]

"Actually, ANimated Armor has an AC of 18..." **Is using the Monster Manual**

[@justafan9206]

Lol

[@theramendutchman]

Wait? Can someone explain me the joke? The Animated Armor IS in the MM, no?

[@abominablesnowman646]

@@theramendutchman normally the players wouldn’t have a monster manual out it’s like it’s kind of cheating

[@theramendutchman]

@@abominablesnowman646 Ah I see, okay that's a fair point

[@katherynedarrah4245]

Best way to shut the rules lawyer up is the #1 rule of D&D that has been published in every DM's guide: the DM can do whatever the hell they want.

[@djtherandomraven]

"I don't think that's how that spell works but I'm gonna allow it because that's dope as hell."

[@dannydanggang1675]

The fact you actually got The Forever DM himself Outbeat Outlaw is awesome

[@OneShotQuesters]

We are tight

[@A_Professional_Idiot_mk.2]

I love that the one who always cancels was legitimately getting ready to go to a funeral every time

[@SorenDoesStuff]

1:17 this isn’t a stereotype this is completely accurate

[@ronanstander3022]

the "role players" are the mot fun players to dm for me in my opinion its nice to actually see them get into the game makes the hard work feel worth it

[@earldeatheater]

Fr it makes it all feel like it's actually immersed instead of just fireball

[@felixhenson9926]

@@earldeatheater As a role player who turns up to sessions in borderline larp gear, lemme also fireball haha

[@henrymars6626]

Lmao im not a rules lawyer im a "when was this invented" lawyer. Whenever someone introduces an invention or something i look it up to see if it fits the "time period" that d&d campaign would take place.

[@OneShotQuesters]

That’s ok in my book 😂

[@amirelvalhdros7251]

My man can't even take a break out of game. Lol

[@allenyang5697]

I'm a reverse "when was this invented" player. I look at things that were invented in the approximate time period the game is set in and bring it in

[@Rockzilla1122]

I'll save you the trouble The Forgotten Realms are NOT an accurate depiction of medieval earth's technology level or the way feudal society was organized, surprise surprise

[@magicalawnmower4764]

That's why all my games take place in the 15-1600s so i can have firearms

[@SolarFluxation]

1:00 wow, I wasn't expecting to be covered so early in the video. P&P D&D FOR LIFE BAYBEE!

[@edex59]

I straight thought P&P meant Pen and paper for a split second I am so sorry I know it’s pencil and paper (and eraser I guess)

[@dylanlewis5113]

The last few times I rolled stats, I ended up with some great stats (16-18), some good stats (12-15), average stats (10-11) and very bad stats ( 6-9). Once, I got a 3. My last Barbarian wasn't technically sentient.

[@iota-09]

Aaand that's why i roll for average total. (70-100 result to avoid mid-low, underpowered and overpowered characters) while my dm rerolls lower than 10s as he likes to go ham on both sides of PCs and enemies once you get enough levels.

[@lostschedule51]

I'm the only one who comes on time so I give cookies to the person who comes next. Other than that, I'm the overly prepared one.

[@OneShotQuesters]

Bahaha noice 😂

[@izzaamazing9277]

@@OneShotQuesters Does a DM have to stand up? I saw the VLDL Npc dnd... Kinda felt bad that Robert had to stand for what looks like hours

[@Carnage7209]

"You're a lawful good paladin!" Shout out to all oathbreakers out there 😎

[@starlight_studios_art]

Well, except the paladin of throwing it back Why wouls you break that oath

[@castorsdoodliez]

im legit scared to break my oath, i swore it on my ancestors man i dont wanna get my butt royally kicked by some dragons

[@omegadadragon]

I somehow learned a few new things just because a rules lawyer existed in this video.

[@ariscinti7117]

The 4th wall break with the Rage Monster was unexpected and greatly appreciated lmao

[@jamessicard1705]

"WAIT I CAN ACTUALLY DO THAT?!" Nothing hit me harder than the realization that you can do anything you want as long as RNGesus blesses you

[@uajrh1]

“If I don’t take my vacuum out for a walk, who will??”

[@zar1536]

1:04 "You know there is this thing called PAPER!"

[@thestarrunner4743]

I mean, I did make my character poke a dead horse while everyone else searched for the tracks of the goblins that nearly killed us and stole all our stuff.

[@SGAman123_]

Mines of Phandelver?

[@hyperball3288]

@@SGAman123_ Lost Mines of Phandelver

[@richtyty9416]

Yeah I made my character stab a zombie that got up twice while the mayor was thanking us for saving the town or whatever

[@umokwhy2830]

I love "director" Duke is stopping "rage monster" Duke. Another hit on saturday

[@OneShotQuesters]

It’s just how show business works 😂

[@umokwhy2830]

@@OneShotQuesters yeah, but you were able to do it very well. Then when you factor in your "one take" philosophy it goes even beyond.

[@forfaerghus8092]

I'm VERY guilty of being the "too many characters" guy. That said, I don't wanna kill any of them. They're like my children.......and seeing them die hurts me so much. Edit: I'm also immensely guilty of being the over-prepared and the role player.

[@bongibot1104]

I have a player that won't stop making characters every FUCKING SESSION. Like he wants to choose just one but we have like a new one every fukin session that replaces the old one. Liek they're all great character ideas and he won't choose , fuck. Sorry had to vent somewhere

[@shambles-v9d]

I'm also "too many characters", but that's just because I used to join a lot of West Marches servers so I needed to have characters ready for them, and I also just tend to get a lot of ideas for chars I wanna play jsgdjshs I don't kill them off though, would rather bring their stories to completion XD well, aside from last week, but it was just so in-character and so hilarious that he had to go

[@HopeAngel777]

I think I've run into the rules dude once. DM tried being patient but eventually killed them off 🤣 An agility check rolling a nat one at a disadvantage. Beautiful.

[@bria1648]

One time we were fighting a troll and my character is deathly afraid of trolls, litterally they are the only thing she's afraid of so she ran 60 feet away, cast Entangle, and then kept running.

[@iota-09]

Similarly, my character is deathly scared of any humanoid with zoomorphic traits cause she was trasnformed in a werewolf by one, the only characters i ended up bonding with were a shop owner who had no clients after i git stalked by some bird in armor, and an order knight who offered to escort me so i wouldn't be attacked in the sleep by the stalker. The first one likely died god-knows-where, the second one had it written in her fate that she would be traumatized for life. Everyone else i ended up avoiding like the plague(except the one who actually was plagued, cause they were on the verge of death) because my dm really likes his race of rabbit-eared peeps 🙃

[@Malenrick]

To be fair, my favorite reaction from new players as a dm is when they excitedly go "Wait I can actually do that? REALLY?"

[@oz_jones]

The pure joy in their eyes is amazing

[@Predator20357]

The Rules Lawyer counter is for the DM to say: “I didn’t realize MY campaign was going purely off the book”

[@oz_jones]

Rule 0: whatever the DM says, goes

[@LtDansLegs7]

Yeah but the dual wielding and ranged attacked examples here are correct. If you give 1 player the ability to dual wield any 1h weapons, all of a sudden their damage output is much higher than the other players. It makes the other players feel less useful. There's feats for those things for a reason.

[@Predator20357]

@@LtDansLegs7 did you sent this to the wrong comment? Because it doesn’t address the comment I made as the DM can still go “That’s hilarious, don’t remember MY campaign going off the book” even if it’s unfair for the players not duel wielding.

[@Paladin_440]

The literal first rule of dnd is that you can break the rules if you want. The rules are tools, not law.

[@Predator20357]

@@Paladin_440 Indeed it is, just remember to let them know if there are any big changes to it, because that’s just as annoying as a Rules Lawyer if they don’t tell you that they changed important parts without telling you.

[@USB-CEnthusiast]

6:13 the portrait of the bbeg behind him is so funny to me