How Don Mattingly Almost Killed Comedian Bert Kreischer | The Rich Eisen Show | 8/22/18

[@TheJuseman]

Bert wearing a shirt, he's clearly lying

[@thomasconnell1556]

The funny thing is they won’t remember that specific time they were firing line drives at kids in the outfield because it wasn’t the only time.

[@BennettFamilyAndFriendsRacing]

Can you imagine being Don Mattingly, and find out one of those kids from that one silly story you have, is actually one of the biggest current comedy stars and he’s telling the story.

[@kylez9094]

Bert said it wasn't Don Mattingly, but Dave Magadan, who went to his high school.... but it was definitely Fred McGriff with him

[@mattm8932]

Magadan never played for the Yankees.

[@MistaMaxG]

@@mattm8932 Magadan & McGriff are both from Tampa tho

[@c2itccase9]

It’s in the Golf Bible, Nicklaus 1-11…if you hit the range cart purposely or not, you will have 1 fewer Holes In One in your lifetime.

[@thomasconnell1556]

I missed the cart every time and I still haven’t had a hole in one. I call bs

[@USCFlash]

Why would Mattingly be with McGriff, in 89, in Tampa, at a HS, taking BP, during spring training? Problems: 1. 1989 teams: Mattingly - Yankees McGriff - Blue Jays 2. Spring Training locations 1989: Mattingly - Yankees.....Ft. Lauderdale, Florida 1962-1995 East Coast of Florida McGriff - Blue Jays.....Dunedin, FL 1977- present Tampa area, West Coast of Florida 3. Driving Distance from Ft. Lauderdale to Dunedin, FL - 270 miles. So, why would Don Mattingly, a Yankee, drive 270 miles 1 way to take BP, with McGriff, a Blue Jay, alone together, at a High School?

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

Because Bert's a GD liar. And one of the least humorous "comedians" ever to walk the Earth.

[@Eric-qk3bk]

Plot twist.. They were throwing the balls.

[@filipzaitsov4730]

Rich Eisen has to be Sean Evans father!?

[@samdustinchris]

Sean Evans dad is Sammy Sosa

[@bmcjr42]

Has Bert ever told a true story?

[@Fhhhhhhhhhgee]

“It’s not a lie if you believe it.” Bert Kreischer probably.

[@tmakinthehouse]

He has shown actual pictures of him hanging with the russian gangsters. Not sure why you doubt him.

[@tonymarselle8812]

Has your mom ever told a true story?

[@ericfix0521]

With love, no

[@michaeldoyle189]

Truthiness. That's a thing, right?

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

This is historic, a good Bert story. The only way it could be better is if he was the guy getting hit in the head with the ball.

[@brianlaughlin8974]

Bert tells a story like Swiss cheese: full of holes. High school students running "player appreciations?" What the hell is that? I highly doubt pro ball players went to a high school to do batting practice. He makes no sense, but I guess that's how he makes his living.

[@chrisbishop9308]

Seems to be the term for the drill. The team I coach we call them bow and arrows. You do full sprints, home plate to LF pole back to home plate to CF wall back to home plate to RF pole.

[@chrisbishop9308]

Also highly possible they did. How many NFL QB and WR go to high school fields in the off season to run routes, etc.

[@jessallen7756]

I went to a high school in S. Florida and pro players would work out with us every year before they had to report to spring training....

[@mikee702]

professional players go to high school fields/courts all the time in the offseason buddy.

[@tmakinthehouse]

@@chrisbishop9308 Happens every year. Buffalo Bills players get together at my old high school and others to work out.

[@JungleCrook]

if youre not aiming at the ball collector at the golf range, cha doin?

[@ianmcpherson2171]

It's nice to see Bert in his element

lying while getting attention? yep in his element

[@justayoutuber1906]

He owes Joe Rogan 20% of all his earnings for promoting him so much.

[@micahned]

Bro he goes all the way back to the Rachel Ray days.

[@csa06776]

Yankees weren’t in Tampa until 1996

[@TEAMGETHELP]

Fred McGriff the GOAT . Crime Dawwwwwwg

[@c64116]

Have you noticed how "Audience" is dead af now? yea...when are businesses going to learn to stop naming companies stupid names?

[@jakesmith9987]

Bert is a Freemason, huh, strange.

[@joecook5689]

The Yankees first baseman?

[@alromas8082]

No. The guy from the Waffle House.

[@scatcrank]

He didn't try hard enough, I'm out!

[@edwinearl4584]

Best baseball story. Ever. 🤣

[@LemurJackson]

“I’m not wikipedia” was a good joke. Not sure why the guy laughed that hard though, it was a 4/10 at best.

[@townsend5321]

bert laughs like that for everything

[@LemurJackson]

@@townsend5321 rich not bert

[@LifeHappensJustinTime]

Does anyone find Bert actually funny, and not just annoying?

[@mrdavidmillz]

You’re lying!

[@brandon4391]

Who? Cares?

[@paulpalazzo2326]

Bert is the biggest liar in comedy

[@FablestoneSeries]

his class mates have confirmed the machine story. and much of the van wilder story was confirmed. supposedly the bear video exists but i can't find it. He tells a slightly different version of The Machine story that goes into more detail with DJVlad (i think) that explains which parts are true and which are exaggerated, and what exactly happened.

[@jeccdog7584]

@@FablestoneSeries hey bro ur a crazy person for defending Bert the liar so hard

[@FablestoneSeries]

@@jeccdog7584 Nah i had just watched a video somewhere where he was talking about this very topic. Because the writers who are making the movie The Machine needed to know what was real and what wasn't. The Machine story, and Val Wilder stories have both been confirmed to be mostly true. He changed a few details to make it funnier.

[@jakeisnext]

It’s jsut comedy.

[@navrotron22]

this 100% never happened lmao

[@andrewt836]

Burt is a serial fantasist

[@amonrodriguez3518]

the machine was hilarious. nothing else he has done has been.

[@tmakinthehouse]

@@briancarroll4696 I was gonna say that. The chemistry between Bert and Tom is awesome.

[@mattm8932]

Yet you comment

[@tmakinthehouse]

@@mattm8932 Reinforcing his thought. Are you always this miserable?

[@amonrodriguez3518]

@@mattm8932 I like baseball and Mattingly. But keep telling people they are depressed if they don’t like what you like… I like Segura too, but same bout him, 48 hours bit was amazing then… so I will check it out thanks to the only good feedback to my comment…

[@aaronbrewer1831]

Nobody cares! And Bert is not funny!

[@pab1381]

Funnier than fuckin his buddy Tom segura. But nobody tops Uncle Joey.

[@famerhacker]

Found Tom alt account

[@Eric-qk3bk]

They new him and were throwing the balls.

[@philhunt26]

“It’s 1989!” Rays didn’t exist until 1998

[@gholwiih]

Yankees spring training is held in Tampa, Florida. Had nothing to do with the Rays

[@jackjackthompson5771]

Bert was a child in 1989…all bs but entertaining

[@type20]

@@jackjackthompson5771 Bert was either a Junior or Senior in high school then. How is that being a child...other than being under 18 at the time

[@mikee702]

@@jackjackthompson5771 he wouldve been 16....right at the high school age...also he said it was high school and has nothing to do with the rays. some of you are freaking morons lol

[@FablestoneSeries]

@@mikee702 he was born nov 72 so he would have been 17, wouldn't he?