How Duolingo thinks people talk

[@NaudVanDalen]

Actual Duolingo sentences: "I don't love you, I only love mayonnaise." and "Oranges are always sweet, but not my children."

[@Varad.....699]

Lol 💀

[@LiberatedMind1]

😆

[@j.d.4697]

Sounds legit, I mean who has oranges as children?

[@LiberatedMind1]

@ Trump's parents had one.

[@soundpreacher]

@@NaudVanDalen it makes you wonder what the children taste like.

[@soundpreacher]

I get sentences like “I am well because I have a duck.”

[@stevedenny7887]

To be fair, if I had a duck, i would probably be well for that reason too ;)

[@heatheryonker8860]

In all seriousness, I am well because I have pet chickens, so that makes sense.

[@soundpreacher]

@ I have chickens. I understand. Apparently that’s a phrase because it almost sounds like “I fart well because I have an anus.”

[@RandokatTheOnion]

I get things like “the Swedish cat is a wizard and the Norwegian dog is a Viking”

[@cinarkrss]

I got "Im a fish"

[@NoOne-xl5ve]

Sometimes when Duolingo offers me basic sentences I feel like I'd never actually use, I try to imagine them in the context of a soap opera.

[@blueshoes7519]

What is a soap opera?

[@therearebonesinmymailbox]

​@blueshoes7519 it's like a reality show but it's fictional and way more dramatic I think

[@maxwell_edison]

​@therearebonesinmymailbox not really how I'd describe it but I see what you're going for. They're just a type of show in the "drama" category. Very melodramatic usually.

[@sing5085]

SAMEEEEEEEEE

[@littlefox_100]

"You are not teachers and you are not doctors" Straight out of my japanese lessons.

[@theduckie701]

Same omg

[@wah--]

SAME 😭

[@DaniRexZ]

Straight up 「せんせいといしゃはじゃないです」

[@Dnr381]

An offence of this level? How did they even allow it in an app for all ages?

[@SieMiezekatze]

​@@DaniRexZ why not kanji? Also sensei is how doctors are called in japanese usually and teachers is 教師 (kyoshi)

[@DaNintendude]

"The witch has a boyfriend. He is a bear."

[@bending4me]

Zoophilia?

[@heatheryonker8860]

@@DaNintendude that's illegal in many places

[@Linkman8912]

​@bending4menah, the witch's boyfriend is just hairy

[@soundpreacher]

I've read a few novels like that. Werebears are incredibly popular right now.

[@Linkman8912]

y'all, I'm pretty sure the bear is just a hairy guy, you're not up to date on your gay man subclasses

[@sabremendes]

The weirdest sentence I've got from Duolingo was from that blonde kid saying "I just got out of prision"

[@LadyWithDarkThoughts]

😂

[@KATORI_EMPIRE]

Not the blonde kid 😭🙏🏻

[@JustAnInnocentLamb]

I've gotten "the cat is a Viking"

[@wokecaesar3157]

Some sentences have Junior talking about his children/grandchildren

[@realdragon]

39 buried, 0 bodies found

[@sethgamman]

I remember I kept getting "Cheese or dessert? I want cheese and dessert!" for like a whole unit in French.

[@Wh_itepoppy]

As a French I'm sorry. However, if you go to a restaurant it's true that people usually have either cheese or dessert 😅 I have no idea why, because during family time we have both

[@DZrache]

To be fair that sounds very french

[@sasvkeee._]

I REMEMBER THIS ONE. OOHHH MY GOSH THIS MAKES ME EXPERIENCE ALL THOSE EMOTIONS AGAIN. 💔💔 “cheese or dess-“ GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@ObvMxtt]

OMG ME TOO

[@LitoMike]

honestly this is a sentence i would want to learn

[@mikewelker2460]

"Yes, the owl is smart and nice."

[@ascorfpotatoes]

"The spider speaks Greek"

[@Withering_Emberz]

“Anna is a carrot”

[@stonemanguitars]

"Vihreä pöllö puhuu suomea"

[@LitoMike]

“Oh, meine katze is sehr lecker!”

[@alejandroamaraldelacruz7487]

hELP MY DUOLINGO LESSONNS ASK ME TO LEARN THE OHRASE "THE AVOCADO IS PINK" 💀

[@LimezArt]

What is the reason...

[@sokokokoko]

@@LimezArt Just in case...

[@ThatGuyRNA]

Are you taking Greek?

[@stinkyglitterglue]

R U LEARNING GREEK CUZ THATS WHAT IT TAUGHT ME WHEN I WAS LEARNING GREEK

[@LeviElevn]

Mine gave me “I know where you live” now I can now threaten people in Spanish

[@WohaoG]

This video is Big, hell, Smart even. I found it more delicious than fish...

[@Krispykreme15]

Your pfp 😭

[@EyemachineStudios]

@@Krispykreme15 what is wrong with his pfp exactly? its a character from undertale

[@RuffledRain]

WOOAOOAOAAAOOHH STORY OF UNDERTALE

[@iamasalad9080]

​@@RuffledRainI FELL FROM THE LIGHT

[@SubparLameBros]

amazing

[@blockman3508]

Latin Duolingo is fun because it goes from “there are three owls in the forum” to “perhaps the gods are not wise.”

[@lukewilmington9807]

Virgil moment Edit: Or Augustine

[@Technobabylon]

The hubris of owls

[@TonklePokemon]

Tres bubones in foro est et deus non sunt sapiens.

[@user-qt8py7ph5d]

tbf most latin we have today is pretty prophetic and formal

[@blueshoes7519]

I haven't reached that part yet.

[@Doopen]

"You are not teachers and you are not doctors" HAHAHA I LOVE THIS LINE

[@cd-guy]

I read this in your icon's voice

[@oorrbbiitt]

@cd-guy LMAO

[@Micah_YT]

​@cd-guyhe'd probably say it to a loser hater

[@YoylecakeVibes]

Wonderful choice of profile picture

[@AidenOSCoffical]

Cake. Get back to the elimination space.

[@suspicious_fishes]

"There is a snake in this taxi" -duolingo in Russian

[@The_Almighty_Axolotl]

as a russian speaker, that's hilarious asf aslo good luck learning the language

[@adkoiscool]

“my boyfriend is your mother, mia.” -duolingo german

[@ColinSohrweide]

Sequel to Snakes on a Plane

[@panda4247]

I have had it, with the capitalist snakes in this capitalist taxi, Ivan!

[@wokecaesar3157]

My favorite sentence in the Russian course is, "Торт или смерть!"

[@flyguy8814]

My favorite duolingo sentence I've gotten so far is "dat is geen water, het is geel", which is dutch for "that is not water, it is yellow" and I think that is beautiful 😌

[@PercydeRoloFangirl]

Lol

[@coolomet]

@@PercydeRoloFangirlyou look good

[@ThemingObsessed]

'Ik ben langzaam maar ik ben niet snel' I am slow but I am not fast...

[@nlgames1691]

wat een rare zinnen die die Duo ook creeërt, vind je niet? ik hoop dat jouw brood wel heel slim is. このばかー

[@StormSucksAtGames]

i once got "you are an apple" in my dutch lessons

[@BowserPow]

Why is “a coffee with milk” so true 💀

[@CharlieBruinsFilms]

Is it stupid?

[@TheGoldmine101]

Kaffe og melk 💀

[@nranger55226]

Kaffee mit Milch bitte ☕️🥛

[@Dubito_Fluffywolf]

Un caffè con latte

[@TwoSauceLong]

@Dubito_Fluffywolf don’t forget to add “vero” every other sentence

[@LimezArt]

"The waiter is BAD >:[" how little children talk

[@magu_weem9168]

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW >:(

[@adkoiscool]

“im sorry

[@Lun41s._.S1lly]

⁠@@adkoiscoolIt’s okay

[@lolkin3k]

You are nice >:(

[@joaopedrodosreis6127]

"hello, i am a waiter" - the waiter

[@MicroExister]

i got 'the man is not a university' once

[@adkoiscool]

“mein freund ist deine mutter, mia.”which translates to “my boyfriend is your mother, mia.” it’s even worse when zari is the one saying it 😭

[@aros-kiwi]

I lost it at "And would you like your bread big or smart?" 😂😭

[@aViewer13]

“I want coffee with sugar, please. The girl will have orange juice.”

[@EspeonMistress00]

I mean seems pretty stndard

[@ROBOTNIK-24]

Yeah cause I mean I like coffee with no sugar or milk seems logical

[@EspeonMistress00]

@@ROBOTNIK-24 Ig you could just say Espresso?

[@ROBOTNIK-24]

@@EspeonMistress00 true

[@TheBaguetteSandwich70]

Nah, one time I got "can i please have coffee with wine" and "sandwich with strawberries" and "my three year old daughter cooks well" in my german lessons

[@EspeonMistress00]

The second one is basically Japanese fruit sandwiches

[@makeandbreakgames1791]

THE COFFEE/TEA WITH MILK IS SO REAL I SPENT AN ENTIRE UNIT LEARNING THAT

[@AngelOfTheStarzz]

in polish every other question would have something to do with milk

[@Natalie-l5s]

That is soooooo real

[@HaveYouSeenMePFP]

"I'll have a pizza with cheese" to the tune of we didn't start the fire

[@fern35678]

I think my lessons are just relatable because most of the conversations are: “How are you?” “Goodbye.”

[@Litiocandic]

lol

[@PercydeRoloFangirl]

I got “Surely the young man is not a city” in my Latin lessons

[@NextianGeometry]

A citizen is merely one person, but in concert we are the city.

[@JacobM-1435]

"The pizza with cheese" 💀

[@jarrmann]

yeah its a cheese pizza

[@DecayPerSecond]

Do you want your youtuber big or smart?

[@taha-e3q]

i want the youtuber with cheese

[@user-hf8gu1yn5j]

I want the caseoh size, please.

[@Acorn_donut]

A youtuber without milk, please. Thank you!

[@blixten635real]

My mother is very big.

[@BLTvariety]

MASSIVE like the low taper fade meme

[@MrOuchMouse]

Why does bro look like a young Ryan Reynolds or am I crazy 💀

[@PAR4SIT3]

Watching this makes me feel like it’s 2am and I’m watching movies that star Riki Takeuchi

[@ConradsChannel]

Would you believe you’re the 4th person to tell me that?

[@Litiocandic]

....who?

[@theblasteffect4499]

​@@ConradsChannelOnly if the first three people don't exist. There is only doctor bread and teacher bread. Because bread is smart.

[@leticia-iu4my]

"Regret it?!?! Forget it." 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TNDecho]

Uhn uhn uhn uhn

[@nullv0d880]

Tech bros: AI is good. AI is the future The AI:

[@Kirio_Dorito]

The worst thing is that Duolingo sentences were created by humans, not AI💀

[@prestonandtom9337]

AI is more delicious than fish.

[@MomokoMai]

To be fair these simple stupid sounding sentences do help actually talk semi-normally irl

[@donttreadonme123]

it’s like a bunch of English second languagers with an American accent

[@Rlly2mance]

I love my bread big and smart..

[@drajanacz.1376]

The Hungarian Duolingo learnt me two things: that Kindergarten teacher is in the fridge and that the Kindergarten teacher walks on water.

[@redtheorist]

my best duolingo sentence has to be 'oh, so that's why he sometimes acts like a wild dog' (this was on the intermediate english course)

[@cheydinal5401]

The "common expressions" that nobody actually uses are so spot on lol

[@arandomperson920]

Literally my duolingo german lessons summed up.

[@ascorfpotatoes]

and my mandarin/italian ones as well 💀

[@Zavitorxd]

is your work stressful but interesting?

[@PlayerJ1]

milch und kaffee bitte 💀

[@notevenbeer]

eine frau und eine katze😭😭

[@BaloneyBenny2012]

duolingo german course in a nutshell.

[@millissecondchannel999]

got “the waiter is eating your croissant” from french

[@imcarakins]

1:02 THIS KILLED ME. THE DELIVERY WAS PERFECT

[@andraw4003]

No one is mentioning how this guy looks just like Ryan Reynolds.

[@autumnf5183]

I was looking for this comment!!! 🙋‍♀️😂

[@barren73]

this is hilariously accurate

[@Burbee1511]

The German lessons taught me exactly all the things in the first minute of the video 😭

[@panda4247]

"You are not teachers and you are not doctors" that will come in handy if you ever want to become an Asian parent.

[@David-v6z5v]

"The owl enjoys hiking with his north korean husband"

[@start.from.scratch]

This video would make no sense to someone who doesn't use duolingo😭😭😭

[@corasundae]

I think people would get it's beginner grammar.

[@Prestumbra]

Duolingo: mm-mm, no espanol, say bye to your mother

[@elinh9755]

One of the best lines I've got is: "My dog is unemployed and has one eye"

[@naattxxnaattxx7055]

I was hoping for "oh! The schnitzel is very good!"

[@LitoMike]

it's always the “Oh! D__ _____ ist sehr _____!” 😭😭

[@Aa_rush9]

As a guy doing German on Duolingo, this is accurate, right down to the last detail

[@Nowheres_Channel]

"The parent is missing"

[@aki_toasteruwu]

"Sorry, you are an apple"

[@vollkornkeks9177]

a bad apple

[@patrioticcanarian]

The fact that I learned most of that in German Duolingo lessons

[@brianswitzer7811]

The way you grow those mustaches! Just wow!

[@jamesestridge7885]

My dog is not an architect, guys. Come on!

[@3nderf0x90]

I feel like I can tell what lessons he’s taking just by the key phrases- I hear these all the time in my German lessons 😭

[@LocalLoser11]

This is a video that is entertaining.

[@LemonScented_DisinfectantSpray]

“Hello, I am a waiter.” It was at this moment I realized how accurate this video is.

[@noblinkreal]

Bro one time I got something like “I am an apple.” Or something like that.

[@TitanKaempfer]

I know that exact sentence was in the beginning of the Japanese course.

[@aki_toasteruwu]

That's also the beginning of the Dutch course

[@danieltojzan6869]

​@@aki_toasteruwuDo everyone have the same sentences at the start of these, and ar not procedually generated? Because I just started Dutch and I had this sentence

[@aki_toasteruwu]

@danieltojzan6869 pretty sure the start is the same for everyone. It only becomes customized to the user over time

[@ThatSkykidJuno]

My Dutch lesson taught me how to say “You are an apple head” 😭

[@Coffeepanda294]

Vietnamese Duolingo was an acid trip. I seem to remember something about a vase being a fish.

[@MeatBean]

1:24 I love how the waiter just walks in a straight line

[@unnathichandra1799]

this was on point. as someone almost 300 days into learning Spanish on Duolingo, there's not much work to show when others ask what you've learnt so far.

[@EspeonMistress00]

Days isn't the metric from what I understood (I am around 50 to 100). It's how far you are into the course

[@Spooky-n6l]

You don't like sausage with smart bread?

[@rubenjoseph1700]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA ✋😌🤚

[@Quinchysan]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE, this is the language they be teaching us😭 Or in Duolingo language, I mean: "This is many smart, Anton's friend learns this language."

[@cyberia___]

this how conversations go down in bill wurtz skits

[@Coolguy-wl9ng]

My Duolingo told me to learn “Where is my wife, where is my husband.” Funnily enough I live in Utah. The one place where this sentence would make sense.

[@Speed-TV]

You forgot someone constantly cutting the other person off while they are stuttering

[@HPerm.]

"The owl is nice"

[@arandompersonidklol]

i got "the doctor is four years old"

[@Alguien644]

I once got something like "The mosquito is ill"

[@OrthodoxKerygma]

You know the kid charecter? Yeah, he said “I am the father.”

[@HameleoshaDeHoga]

"do you want your bread big or smart" What- excuse me?? Since when "smart bread" is a thing?

[@gretasleegers]

I bet you couldn't say that in German!

[@Gorilamúsico]

He agressivily swearing in german

[@GhostPossumz]

Sie seien NICHT Lehrerinen, NICHT Doktoren, ihr Sind SCHLECHT! Und NICHT gross. (My german is awful)

[@eleanorgibson9704]

Didn’t someone screenshot a lesson that said “where do we hide the bodies?” 💀

[@kateburdon]

“The dove drinks wine” - Duolingo

[@sirvaleron7041]

is that Ryan Reynolds

[@KLTRRFanSongs]

did anyone else genuinely expect the video to show the "smart" bread

[@TellTheShadows]

2:11 when you are talking but hit a random unrelated emote

[@pilyglot3037]

I am a penguin. I see the sponge in the kitchen.

[@hafplace1346]

i can tell this came straight out of a reading test

[@Everest_kit]

i been getting “dad, this is not my motor.” like ok junior💀💀

[@Hemington09]

I expected at least 1k subs you deserve more!

[@nathaniguess598]

The milk with the drinks is so accurate

[@gohraru]

this reminds me of my french teacher. he said that duo teaches things like "i am an apple"

[@LitoMike]

it does 😭

[@Jester_Eclipse]

Meanwhile my Russian lessons "Can I have some blood"

[@EBAnimations]

Хахаха!

[@anastasiao4036]

Very true to Russians. They are very bloodthirsty

[@JackDonaldson-gy2zu]

YES BRO my entire Spanish course is “mY bRoTHeR iS a DoCToR aNd mY sIsTEr iS A tEaChER

[@ga4667]

Seems like a regular dining experience to me and my smart bread

[@blueshoes7519]

The angry parrot kills him.

[@MulberryFlower]

I've used Duolingo for French, Korean, Japanese, and a little bit of Irish and this video is the best way for me to describe to my dad why Duo CANNOT be the only resource I use to learn languages

[@EspeonMistress00]

I feel like French is good for a tourist. Like I finished section one and now in section 2 There is like 3 other sections? I think the point is you learn the words and grammar structure and then make sentences yourself Yk like all languages

[@TheArtCoop]

“The duck is eating an animal.” Said my Spanish lessons. I thought it was the animal eating a duck but NO.

[@snowangelnc]

I'll give them credit, some of these really make you pay close attention to the sentence structure.

[@dacallp]

yo can i get a uhhh a smart bread please

[@prishasmusicalvlogs]

I eat,you eat,they eat - duolingo in Español

[@kindzadza134]

bro looks like a Ryan Reynolds deepfake

[@MagicByHaylie]

I got the sentence "I am an apple" too many times to count so this is too relatable😭😭

[@CuroxX]

This is the most accurate crap I have been taking duo for 2 years 😭

[@badace15]

I love it when my bread is smart

[@adkoiscool]

mein brot ist klug.

[@badace15]

@adkoiscool ich habe keine fruende. Thank goodness you did German and not Italian so I didn't have to Google lol

[@_daydream_]

"my job is interesting, but stressful" is literally straight from my norwegian lessons 😭

[@Lily-GraceRenfroe]

My duolingo has had me organize the phrase “how many times have you been arrested last year” several times 💀