How Forrest Gump Should’ve Ended

Forrest Gump

[@malcolmmabota8957]

To be fair, She was running away from him the entire movie. It was his turn

[@DawkinsPlays]

LOL

[@JamesParker1998]

He did not run away,, he just ran out to buy some milk.

[@Sillee.L1ttl.G00BR]

In another video, somebody commented that the entire audience HOWLED with laughter when someone in the theater cried out, “RUN, FORREST! RUN!!” after Jenny said that Forrest is a dad now. Whoever that commenter was, I hope he or she finds this video.

[@devilbob]

That was the real reason why he started runnin'. The whole movie timeline is messed up

[@DawkinsPlays]

Yep

[@andyc27]

I bet he was only doing a job at the kids surrogate parents house and was only going to be working there for one day when the kid went to school. And also the kid isn't forest gumps kid

[@johndavid8815]

@@andyc27 He looks nothing like Tom Hanks😂

[@ognjengujanicic6656]

And just like that, all the milk in the house was gone.

[@DawkinsPlays]

?

[@dorkbrandon4422]

That very day forrest decided he needed to go out and buy some cigarettes even though he didn't smoke

[@caseycasey621]

Jenny……not your classic bad guy, but definitely the worst kind of bad guy

[@DawkinsPlays]

Meh, I didn't like her character

[@30Something90sChild]

Yeah, survivors of childhood sexual assault are the worst.

[@EndWach-gi1nh]

If you picked her cause she’s overly friendly for easy sex, then run from your child, well now you have become the worst kind of bad guy.- like hands down the worst.

[@caseycasey621]

@@EndWach-gi1nh could you restate that. I’ve read what you wrote 5 times and don’t follow. I think I might know where you’re going, but it mostly didn’t make sense

[@michaelanderson9914]

She is the worst

[@johndavid8815]

The kid looked nothing like Tom Hanks😂

[@rsn2012]

"You're his daddy, Forrest." Riiigggght. I'm sure none of those fine gentlemen she hung around stuck around for the grand finale. I'm sure they all used proper precautions. Get a DNA test dude.

[@drixjoker]

this made my day

[@curtcollett2893]

I would have liked Little Forrest to turn around as the bus door opened and said “Daddy, can we run to school?” And Forrest looking up at the bus driver saying “he’s not taking the bus, we’re running there.”

[@kas8131]

He should have switched to a normal voice and said “oh, fuck no”

[@Tezorus]

It just work so well.

[@DawkinsPlays]

Lol

[@Luke-oz6wn]

Uh Jenay I need to get the milk💀

[@ocsugar]

The original ending, everything after this scene, including Lt Dan getting legs, is a bit corner.

[@davidlevy6418]

Funny, I don't see Jenny getting hit by a bus.

[@DawkinsPlays]

That took a dark turn 🤣

[@davidlevy6418]

@@DawkinsPlays I have it on good authority that Jenny was patient zero. You know, the first to ever get AIDS. Little minx went on to spread it to her son Ryan White aka Little Forrest. The movie doesn't go into it but I could clearly see how it would further play out. Little Forrest grows up and kills his father to steal his fortune. Through years of experimenting with shrimp DNA and agreeing to sell his soul to the devil, Little Forrest cures himself of AIDS but in order to cure himself he must infect singer/song writer Freddy Mercury as that's the devils asking price. Then starts the first season of Jersey Shore and the devil officially takes over the world.

[@kirktuss4819]

In the reboot Jenny aborts her child and Antifa doxes Forrest for participating in 'war crimes'

[@Lupinthe3rd.]

he had a long trip for a pack of cigarettes'

[@buckmontana245]

Soooooo Basically a ghetto ending

[@DawkinsPlays]

I guess I don't know what that means

[@thetomster7625]

@@DawkinsPlays its a sort of racist joke... but not bad to be honest^^

[@thetomster7625]

@SpacePirateBollocks thanks for confirming my comment^^

[@thetomster7625]

@SpacePirateBollocks learn the difference between correlation and causality... I hope those words are not to complicated for you^^ it would be the same for me to say "there are less college degrees in the mid-west, that means everybody there is stupid" ^^

[@thetomster7625]

@SpacePirateBollocks xD sure, try turning it around now... this now has become amusing to me ^^

[@michaelfleming40]

No. It ended the way it was supposed to.

[@DawkinsPlays]

I bet you're fun to be around at parties

[@user-eq7tq4ww9y]

Agreed

[@anneominous7172]

joke /dʒəʊk/ noun noun: joke; plural noun: jokes a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes"

[@Sitchinite420]

Yeah…no.

[@g_br]

haha

[@semioval]

Lol

[@MichaelJeffreyJordan2]

10000

[@clich126]

😂😂😂

[@MattSmith-us3ru]

come up with something of your own, quit stealing things

[@DawkinsPlays]

How about you just come up with something? Or is that too much work?