How Genghis Khan used a 1000 Cats to Conquer a City

The strange incident where the cunning Genghis Khan used a 1000 cats and birds to conquer a city. #shorts #history #genghiskhan

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[@beethao9380]

BULLSHIT!

[@GhostStealth590]

This man's moral compass is buried down farther than the Mariana trench

[@LivingDeadBabyDoll]

That’s unfortunately not too uncommon for people who have conquered other people in the past. Or the preset 😅

[@carolinesalv]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AiSyYoo]

I thought you can't get any lower than bedrock. Genghis Khan's morality proved me wrong.

[@TheGalacticCrusader045]

There are many more more more evil people in the history...

[@HarumNasiku]

​@@LivingDeadBabyDollstill better than most roman emperor, atleast he used the cats as a weapon instead the roman does to satisfy their sexual desire

[@J_O_K_E_R69]

Clever and cruel at the same time. As expected from Genghis Khan, didn't give sh*t about morality.

[@PROOB-xq2rq]

Wouldn't really care about morality when you have to sonehow survive your whole life.

[@aaad3552]

@@PROOB-xq2rq literally every animals did that 😂 maby if the ruler see him as one this won't be happening

[@PROOB-xq2rq]

@@aaad3552 Humanity was an idea developed in the centres of civilization like Egypt, Greece, Rome, India, China, etc. Do you think someone living in the Sahara or the Arabian desert would survive long if he cared for humanity?

[@vincente515]

Same reason why we nuked Japan

[@aaad3552]

@@PROOB-xq2rq That's just wrong. Most Chinese kings toture people acholic and abusive. Mate with many wifes treat them like slave. By toture I don't mean prisoners but everyone who pisses him off or critise him or just for fun like daily and so much corruptions killing each other for positions like thinking life in center of civilization has humanity is just narrow-minded. Idea of humanity exist everywhere as long as good/kind people exist just isn't advertise like more developed country. And why do you think human developed the idea of humanity? And why should people treat a person who sacrifice humanity for pride other then an animal. And you don't need to be a warlord to survive 😂 that's just dumb. Don't play victim card mate.

[@JPLMONEY23]

"No cats were harmed during this event" - Sun Tzu

[@scardini67611]

If only that were true...

[@killeanmcchesney5138]

Lmfao

[@killeanmcchesney5138]

@@log2nz don’t ask don’t tell lol

[@tammychapman1521]

I have to ask, HOW is it even possible for the cats NOT to have been harmed?

[@killeanmcchesney5138]

@@tammychapman1521 my client has been advised not to give any public statements due to this being an ongoing case but we can absolutely assure you and the rest of the general public that “he did not have any relations to those other kitties” nothing to see here people keep it moving. Yours truly the Bill Clintons defense attorney of law.

[@DavidC2-fc7tj]

"Bring out the secret weapon... UNLEASH THE KITTIES!!!"

[@darkbright99]

Underrated comment. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@untamedforever9940]

I shouldn't laugh at this 😂. Those poor fur babies 😭

[@RohanDhandr8]

Genghis khan conquering the lands of his son in law: " Bring the Secret weapons, Unleash the T-"

[@Cameraman9369]

Austin Powers Villian assist voice: 🗣RELEASE THE KITTENS!!!!!!!!

[@ScottyShaw]

This is fake. Valohia never existed. Look on Google and Wikipedia. You won't find Valohia.

[@paoloviti6156]

Gengis Khan was extremely smart but also incredibly ruthless.

[@maverick_echo1761]

He was your great grandfather though

[@blaumax918]

And dishonourable as well.

[@deckhead33]

Psychopaths usually are

[@paoloviti6156]

@deckhead33 exactly unfortunately there a few other guys like him that comes in my mind.

[@technicalnepaltuts]

Perfect combo

[@allenhickman6896]

That Trojan horse comes in MANY forms

[@brinjal1371]

Trojan cats

[@AxewPR]

Many many forms

[@kiel3588]

Underrated

[@schlauspieler1991]

the story is much closer to the knyaghina olga than the trojan one.

[@witchhazel4135]

Did they set the birds on fire too?

[@TtotheCizzel]

A great man is rarely a good man

[@keizan5132]

History gives us abundant examples of the opposite. It's been the great geniuses who've changed the world and not the ruthless rulers like Genghis Khan, although this one was quite a play.

[@idermunkh888]

@@keizan5132Chinggis Khaan literally changed the world by opening up trade between the east and west. Without him you either wouldve never ate rice or watched netflix.

[@just_a_curious_thinker]

There were also good example of Great men 1) Ram 2) Jesus 3) 10 gurus of Sikhs 4) Chandragupta Maurya 5) Abraham Lincon and other freedom fighters of USA and other different countries History is filled with names of thousand of such morale people but sadly 95% people were&are mostly bad and immoral

[@JustFingAwesome]

​@@keizan5132what kind of fairy tale history book have you been reading?

[@keizan5132]

@@JustFingAwesome uhm, it's called history. Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Phidias, Seneca, Newton, Einstein, Tesla, Cervantes, Shakespear, Montesquieu, Rousseau... I could go on forever. Genghis Khan or Charlemagne couldn't ever create anything. They just killed and conquered what existed, none of them could change the world not even in a tenth of the proportion of an actual great mind. Great minds change the world, not great killers and robbers, no matter how much they conquer, the world as a whole is still in the same point of progress until an actual great mind comes and tweaks it. So no, an actually great man isn't rarely a good man. Quite the opposite.

[@colinloh6427]

Cats are so underrated.

[@multicraftfan69420]

Cats are overrated not underrated

[@Based_Gigachad_001]

​@@multicraftfan69420 Okay "multicraftfan69420". The jokes write themselves.

[@matuszeman4787]

Oil cats

[@ScottyShaw]

This is fake. Valohia never existed. Look on Google and Wikipedia. You won't find Valohia.

[@lvl_1o0o20]

Didn’t the cats get burned from the fire?

[@fcbarcelona9238]

- Open gates, now! - No! - We got cats - Oh, ok

[@asteryt5277]

That is funny xD

[@Baguetteman357]

Me thinking that they would be dressed in armor and swords

[@bovineavenger734]

​@@Baguetteman357The Ocelot squadron is ready. 👉 👉

[@Baguetteman357]

@@bovineavenger734 do we have the horses ready we gonna raid the polish

[@neilkritzinger6071]

This comment deserves WAY more likes. 😂

[@Alteronx]

As a cat lover, that hurts but boy his ruthless tactics were also genius

[@oqp489]

He also r*ped many women….is that genius?

[@jianth]

Just like what samson did with the foxes

[@angelachan9238]

don't worry the outer layer of fur on cats tails are actually semi-fire proff. Here is an example, probably the cats survived and are ancestors of your kitty. kzbin.infoLIintT3OEg4

[@amritasooriamoorthy6787]

Genius?? 😮🙄🙄

[@declanjones556]

It’s treachery there’s nothing genius about it.

[@James-hc2rb]

Every war story i hear from Genghis turns out to have the most outside the box strategies I’ve ever heard. The guy was wicked but smart as hell.

[@jenghiskhan69]

You have no idea

[@HotBoii91]

was it smart or did he just lie and not hold up with any agreement 😂😂

[@ScottyShaw]

This is fake. Valohia never existed. Look on Google and Wikipedia. You won't find Valohia.

[@StealthTRD]

​@ScottyShaw ohhhhh we got one that things google is the ultimate authority 🤡🤡reject

[@luffydash]

​@@HotBoii91okay here is ur score on test F+

[@Chris-vt6nl]

He played the most lethal cat game ever

[@ScottyShaw]

This is fake. Valohia never existed. Look on Google and Wikipedia. You won't find Valohia.

[@grimsgraveyard3598]

Even the god damned cats weren't safe when Genghis Khan shows up he's using them as improvised siege weapons.

[@anony5021]

Lol

[@morningstar2045]

And for dinner too

[@Tennosoul]

@@morningstar2045ಠ_ಠ

[@someguy2744]

But why not use catapult/trebuchet to cause a fire?

[@davidos8760]

@@someguy2744because memes

[@boldbearings]

"Never believe what your enemy says. Never take what he offers you." Art of War

[@mr.google7364]

Nah mate not at all

[@tonybarrientos6610]

​@@mr.google7364your dommed

[@agelos_pal_]

​@@mr.google7364the trojan horse

[@dontreadmyusername6787]

Funny enough this might be the first real quote from sun tzu i have seen on the Internet

[@declanjones556]

This is perfidy if you pull a stunt like this you can never negotiate again and you will never be taken prisoner no ransom will be demanded

[@LifewithDwson]

Genghis khan was ahead of his time

[@bl8680]

And is dead

[@aaad3552]

He kill cats he doesn't invent electricity..... And he doesn't use any tactic. He betrayed someone trust.

[@msvishwas5606]

​@@bl8680his genes are not dead tho

[@bl8680]

@msvishwas5606 that doesn't make "him" alive. He is no more regardless of offspring who are a unique entity with their own DNA.

[@aaad3552]

I like u said that with confidence when you don't know anything kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKC5n5WVidF9bqMsi=bSsHyQTcEi3X14KK No He got lucky. And he throw that away for his ego and now some people are stuck with his geans instead of adding another first world country into our life.

[@agrimpuriya2585]

There should be a movie on this man. These stories seem hella interesting.

[@mentaritravel1004]

there are already series of him, quite some time ago.

[@agrimpuriya2585]

@erenkara-tl8uy Why are their so many movies on Alexander then. He was a disgusting murderer too.

[@canchero724]

​​@@mentaritravel1004they need to throw a billion dollars on this movie. The amount of wars and violence in this man's life could easily give a trilogy's worth of material.

[@tatsumisouma]

Hitler of the East is what it should be called

[@user-gr6uj8bc9i]

​@erenkara-tl8uydo you think alexander is great? Cause he was a murderer too Killed millions and you think one is great and one is just a murderer by his tactics?

[@Mr.Capitalism]

Dude can weaponize everything, from his daughters to animals Edit: damn this amount of likes for this shitty joke 🤣

[@theshriekinghominin1760]

Living in the steppes with very limited resources would do that

[@TindahanPampalipasOras]

daughters? now that more than ruthless

[@_ono_5568]

@@TindahanPampalipasOras no not really he just marry of them to some lord and make the lord fight for him in the front line and killing them so he’s daughter can rule he’s territory

[@sibusisofaya7874]

Lmao i also saw that short. Sgy are kengis khan shorts on my Feed??? Lmao

[@KazuKazu-]

Bro's a certified 2b2t player 💀

[@xMister.Misterx]

He’s most certainly NOT on PETA’s Christmas List

[@prot07ype87]

PETA would absolutely love Genghis Khan for this.

[@groban88]

he will absolutely be on PETA's Christmas list 😎

[@chaddfrancis2179]

Genghis Khan:I killed 1000 cats PETA:just a 1000?how cute.

[@zebrawlsan1079]

PETA: Write that down. write that down!!

[@tylerprince9494]

Lets all send them postcards this cristmas with his picture on the front and this story on the inside. 🐈 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@angel.6920]

The tail is the cats most sensitive part 😢

[@ScottyShaw]

This is fake. Valohia never existed. Look on Google and Wikipedia. You won't find Valohia.

[@ganaaganaa7657]

​CAN YOU STOP YAPPING@@ScottyShaw

[@DaveDdd-bk6js]

Lol I agree these mythological tales seems to turn some of these people into gods

[@hike8932]

bro was ruthless af

[@lightmarkal273]

I mean, there had to be a reason for him being able to conquer half of the world. Bro was the literal definition of thinking outside the box

[@tombowers6713]

Outside the litter box 🤪

[@lalithrockz]

​@@tombowers6713badm tusss

[@kabosui]

I'm related to him. It's pretty cool to think that one of the strongest rulers in the world is in my bloodline

[@kabosui]

@sgkhk2397 0.5% of the world carries his Y chromosome. Did a DNA test a while back, and he is a relative of mine.

[@herbertdesmarais1375]

Its fake

[@siringc]

I swear, this man came up with the most bizarre ways to win his battles

[@JayTX.]

If you ain't first you're last

[@bwackbeedows3629]

​@@JayTX. If you ain't first, you're driven before him, hearing the lamentations of your women

[@thehermitman822]

@@JayTX. He really did Shake & Bake them.

[@abdurrahmansen1]

@@JayTX.this was a test from god now he died any way by winnig battle or loosing .. i will burn like all those cats

[@salladpatron3395]

​@@JayTX.yea but not everyone can think like that. May warlords just lose or die because they aren't smart enough to come up with this type of tactic. Wanting to be this clever isn't the same as being this clever

[@smothclipsers]

I, too, want to conquer my enemies, but the kitties bro😢😂

[@ScottyShaw]

This is fake. Valohia never existed. Look on Google and Wikipedia. You won't find Valohia.

[@adamslaroth6284]

Gotta be a psycho/sociopath when conquering entire cities

[@Petraclark]

No shit Sherlock

[@mapuiiralte4664]

And to rule one too, see how all these politicians are psychopath

[@kirkusmaximus6753]

Almost as cruel as the people who have ruined most of the cities in the United States

[@daigorowolf2136]

Funny how when Alexander or Caesar do it is clever but when Genghis Khan does it he’s a psycho and a sociopath 🤦‍♂️

[@evanpetelle5669]

Yup. Shits cuhrayzayyy

[@karansena]

Cruel but effective

[@aaad3552]

U mean dishonorable?

[@aaad3552]

And pathetic depending on cats to win a war.

[@chads6098]

@@aaad3552 mf those were the medieval ages what do you expect

[@guessnot8015]

​@@aaad3552 thats a war

[@aaad3552]

@@guessnot8015 you know what a war is? Do you even know his history for that matter 😂 You think he's a better ruler then the king? U think he's doing it out of kindness or any moral reasons? Dude being weak isn't an admirable trait and cruelty and cheating on top of that lol. Dude just burned houses innocent ppl put effort into it just cause he's incapable of defeating them.

[@Miner09er]

"Nesting birds and well fed dogs always return to the walls of their master." Ghengis Khan

[@kaspermigi9456]

That’s not cunning, that’s demonic.

[@ScottyShaw]

This is fake. Valohia never existed. Look on Google and Wikipedia. You won't find Valohia.

[@I_Practice_Karate_On_Swans]

Maybe you should search up the meaning of the word "cunning"

[@whocares3577]

I thought demons were cunning

[@pathfinder011]

He's like the villain who would use his son as an arrow shield if that would make him win.

[@kanhaibhatt913]

Nope. Mongol familial loyalty was very strong. These werent some primitive savages with no feelings, they were just way more cruel than the average man to their enemies. Edit : It seems people have no sense of history and just wanna label Mongols as defacto demons because it do be like that. Read some primary sources, OPs comment is complete bull.

[@cabalpirate1310]

Actually he used her daughters as a shield allegorically speaking.

[@RoyOnMove]

@@kanhaibhatt913 lol Chengis even used his daughters as honey trap.

[@kanhaibhatt913]

@@RoyOnMove did he use them as meat shields ? I dont think so

[@cheesecake7159]

​@@RoyOnMoveit's normal at the time, Chinese already used this tactics hundreds years before Genghis khan, they usually send princess to married one of strong khan so they can infighting and not invade china

[@Useless22]

Never underestimate your enemy. If they make weird requests like this, and the deal is too good to be true, then it is, and you’re overlooking something.

[@jacobanderson6767]

It wasn’t that weird tho cuz cats back then were used for rat infestations rather than as pets, so they probably thought they had a rat problem and needed more cats

[@sriharshacv7760]

I am sure they didn't underestimate him. They thought he was going to let them go free. Poor souls. May Chengiz Khan rot in hell forever.

[@aric__lifts]

Cant Walt to see you in a tiktok video with the robot sounds audio

[@understand20]

Free cats is always too good to be true sadly 😢

[@citizenerased1955]

You're so smart. U musta got one of them schoolings

[@user-no1ig1er9s]

I heard the same story about Olga of Kyev when she sieged a sity of Drevlians. But she used pigeons and sparrows instead of cats.

[@probablysomeguy4806]

Great minds think alike.

[@Ninjaananas]

Indeed.

[@dcmhsotaeh]

Ever trust your enemy never believe historians

[@Based_Gigachad_001]

Genghis Khan was one of the most deplorable people on the planet. No different from Hitler or Shiro Ishi.

[@cjay5641]

He is a genius combined with ruthless, cunning and shrewd tactics. Hitler, stalin and ishi were nowhere near him. But he was merciful too. Whoever surrenders were given freedom and only become puppet States. Rulers got to kept their kingdoms and people got to live their normal lives. No one was harmed. But Those who didn't surrender got the worse possible fate. Genghis had a code of rule and he lived by it.

[@Based_Gigachad_001]

@@cjay5641 You can be a genius and be a bad person at the same time.

[@zen8458]

It's brutal but you can't deny it's brilliance

[@denisemcdougal6445]

True

[@Christobanistan]

its ("its" is a pronoun like his or her, so no apostrophe!)

[@Uggabugga-rg5wi]

Fx bro

[@chilledwinter4]

​@@Christobanistanit's it's not the same as he or she

[@Christobanistan]

​@@chilledwinter4 his or hers

[@Agrovated]

Although he was cruel and evil you can't deny he was one of the most brilliant strategists and generals ever

[@imir_]

He was smart but ruthless

[@sonofizzy]

He was horrible and cruel.

[@zoech99]

@@sonofizzybut you cant deby he was smart af

[@sonofizzy]

@@zoech99 I didn't even try, because he was smart - ruthless and smart. One has to be most careful in deals with such as him.

[@LprogressivesANDliberals]

Humans are no different than animals, biology is undefeated. Reality is unfair, has winners and losers, some eat some starve, some breed some don’t, some die at birth some live to 90. Etc once the curtain of abundance and safety leave the modern world we go back to biology 💯

[@estebong]

Genghis Kahn was said to love cats. Imagine how he felt about his enemies

[@ddolddol.master]

Lol source: trust my TTS voice bro 😂😂😂😂

[@sloanebrittanychannel7634]

Who needs drone when you have cats -Art of Khan

[@life_is_a_myth]

Art of Khan😂

[@yusufalqubaisi7481]

Hahaha u r right 😅 Allah heal the worlds... Have joyful lifes

[@logangrimnar3800]

"Find out the number of enemies in a formation, then reduce that number to zero"

[@paulallenpatriarca]

@@life_is_a_myth goodbye sun tzu HAHAHAHHAHA

[@lordharsh9689]

​​@@yusufalqubaisi7481enghis Khan was not a Muslim lmao The title ‘Khagan’ means ‘supreme leader’ in Mongolian. The word ‘Khagan’ was synonymous to ‘Khan’. Genghis Khan was not a Muslim He was a Tengrist ruler

[@guspapadopoulos]

Anyone who tortures thousands of animals to win access to a city is cunning, diabolically clever but at the same time purely evil.

[@samiam830]

He raped tens of thousands of women. I’m sure he didn’t care about a bunch of cats

[@Nozarks1]

Agreed. Poor cats.

[@daveywynter1607]

Evil or not it won him his victory at the end of the day as long as you win a battle that's all that matters when you fight war you fight to win regardless of cost or suffering.

[@clubbinmag3]

That’s war

[@dhavamanyramasamy4371]

Well said. Even now to make money China uses harmful matter like artificial eggs, n plastic rice. A lot of others

[@kylirwolffe5614]

Angry Grandpa would be happy as hell about this. 😂

[@michaeldickson7119]

Apparently that was a way of saying, "He hates Cats".😮😅🙄🤔🤗❤

[@teamnecrocasters2210]

Not just cats. He did it with horses, and birds that nested in the roofs of homes. It’s actually not an uncommon tactic.

[@azizanputra]

​@@Elamado97The mongols have better horse breed

[@teamnecrocasters2210]

@@Elamado97 When they sound like literally demons. The psychological effect that they have in a battle is worth it

[@WhiteWolfeHU]

I mean even in WW2 dogs were used as suicide bombs. If you have to kill or die then some animals life is of very little value. I still have family members alive that had to eat horses and dogs in a war zone to avoid starvation.

[@nodosa994]

​@@Elamado97 Besieging a city was an astronomical feat, costing a lot too. Horses are not that pricey compared to a siege. Failed sieges generally tipped the scale of war, one way or another.

[@ryneagheilim9782]

Black Kite and Brown Falcon: Yeah, we know ..... *while flying and carrying a burning twig*

[@flyingofdays]

Damn he pulled an Olga of Kiev, but with cats instead of birds.

[@sokyu7723]

Olga walked so Genghis could run.

[@ashannoweria2855]

I think chengiz used that statergy first with the birds

[@flyingofdays]

@@ashannoweria2855 Olga of Kiev predates Genghis by a few hundred years. She was mostly alive in the 9th century. Genghis was alive in the 11th and 12th centuries.

[@ringofasho7721]

The things you learn at Sam O Nella university...

[@soniagheza391]

These are invented legends.

[@monkey-chin4835]

I think Genghis Khan might be one most creative tactician ever

[@Juve_Fan2601]

Bro took exploding kittens literally lmao

[@raygun26]

It’s like that old saying: “death by a thousand cats”

[@sandydouglas2914]

It’s death by a thousand cuts ! I can’t imagine being tide up and people cutting my skin and organs off until I die ! Imperial China came up with this torture !

[@eddiep1008]

Lol! 😂

[@jakemacdougall8737]

😂😂😂

[@memarks]

Good one

[@maambomumba6123]

Maybe the wittiest comment on YT

[@GSS_94]

Never expect morality from your enemy especially in war.

[@tom4488]

​@@Gaurav_Mukherjee war

[@ishakadriansyah8085]

@@Gaurav_Mukherjee bruh, why u guys indian hate muslim so much, i understand u hate indian muslim, but historically, most muslim war against non muslim are way more humane than genghis khan war... i bet u never go outside indian border ur whole life

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@Gaurav_MukherjeeGenghis Khan wasn't Muslim and honestly he treated them very well as long as they were allies

[@davijchaudhry8924]

Now I'm certain that Genghis Khan is going to hellfire.

[@painvillegaming4119]

@@davijchaudhry8924 he did a lot of good as much as bad The state of the Mongols was way more hierarchical after he at least made it more about being less about we're born and more about how good you are at the job

[@r.a.8407]

The screeching would’ve been terrible by itself

[@sneckotheveggieavenger9380]

I read a research paper exploring if the mongols suffered from ptsd from all the atrocities they committed. It turns out.... they absolutely didn't. Truly a punishment sent by God

[@puneethardasani3656]

Genghis Khan took "Everything is Fair in Love and War" way too seriously.

[@vancejoy3724]

He must have really loved cats

[@somacruzin4474]

Point to be noted : In a war do not expect anything to go according to morals, no matter how pious your enemy is.

[@cherrydragon3120]

War has no rules. Why do you think that DESPITE laws around war... people still commit warcrimes? 😂

[@declanjones556]

It’s perfidy you’re not a man if you do it so no one will treat you like one

[@heman4325]

Who the fuck said that.

[@adamstevens3263]

When you forgot your enemy is crazy as fuck

[@masterjay4992]

Wish I was there to see the burning cats running lmfao! 😂

[@Godd858]

True moral of the story: make sure cats don't learn firebending

[@CharlieApples]

It wasn’t just cats-he also released thousands of sparrows with pitch painted on their backs and legs and set on fire. The sparrows, which were from the city’s roosts, fled home to the palace and the houses of the nobility, into nests padded with straw.

[@bunkydoes8048]

Thanks!

[@Vlad.the.Inhaler]

Surprised they made it that far and them on fire! 😮

[@rhinen7714]

Olga of Kiev used a similar tactic in a siege where she took the birds of the city and tied burning cloth to their legs before letting them fly back, resulting in a hellish rain of fire that roasted the entire city. This tactic wasn’t necessarily uncommon, though it is the first time I’ve heard Genghis Khan use it.

[@noexcuses5524]

Did he live a peaceful life, what age did he die?

[@fishybusinessco.8398]

Easily one of the most evil thing

[@redeye9912]

That was brutal...but ... common in that era. ....i think I'm lucky to be born in this era😅

[@mariachaudhry4608]

Moral .... Don't give your enemy anything like ANYTHING

[@user-mm3cs1kt5r]

True.

[@based-iranian]

Meanwhile cambyses the second of persia was straight up throwing cats at Egyptians who whorshiped cat's which scared the crap out of the Egyptians mid battle and caused chaos and panic And he ended up conquering Egypt

[@suryanshgautam9831]

No wonder cats don't like humans anymore 😂

[@user-uc7qb1su4e]

@@suryanshgautam9831 they never did tbh. Dogs >

[@persianguy1524]

Cats are assholes

[@empressvengeance513]

Wut😮 thats actually pretty smart

[@GODsoN_216]

They didn't worship cats just held them in high regard.

[@rebeccamiller3248]

They say Ghengis loved Cats. I don't think people read the fine print in why he loved cats. Edit: This post denotes sarcasm in the difference of opinions of historians and scholars who claim Ghengis loved cats and why he possibly loved them, was it for the devastation they caused in battle or the touchy feelies most animal lovers have. Or the flip side he didn't love them because he weaponized them. If you don't get it as sarcasm I am sorry. Some people do not understand sarcasm. I apologize to those of you who emulate the fictional Sheldon Cooper's character from TBBT and need a sign. So just scroll on.

[@jessepinkmen8365]

Lol

[@crazylector]

💀

[@bedakbayi579]

💀

[@batjardalmc1166]

Because he told a lie this isn’t true

[@rebeccamiller3248]

@@batjardalmc1166 actually there are people actual historians who say he loved cats. You think they would see what he did in this battle and reconsider he didn't love cats except as weapons. That's what I mean about fine print. When people completely skip this battle.

[@stayout9]

This reminds mi of St. Olga.... After acting in revenge against her husbands killers, their homeland wanted peace with the scornful queen. So she asked for every one in the city to send her a carrier pigeon with a note of apology. Once received, she would tie papers to their legs, lighting them and sending them back to the homes they came from. Since the roofs of the city were made of straw, the entire city went up in flames...

[@SunLake-pr1di]

Ghenghis Khan once said he is the punishment of God on people for there sins.

[@13579Winter]

The Egyptians would’ve had a field day with that guy.

[@nightmareking8193]

The mamluks you mean

[@kevramsey4733]

@@nightmareking8193The Mamluks never fought Ghenghis Khan only his successors.

[@masrr3678]

The Egyptians would likely have been crushed by Genghis

[@13579Winter]

@@masrr3678 Depends on the period. Egypt had other great civilizations allied with them at various points. So I’m not going to make a blanket statement and either agree or disagree. The original comment was more a quip about the place that cats held historically in the culture.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

@@13579Winter If it was any era of Egypt that's post-Bronze Age, then they're getting flattened every time lmao They never fully recovered from their battle with the Sea Peoples. After the Bronze Age Collapse, even though Egypt survived, it was a shadow of it's former self and was constantly being conquered by other powers like Greece and later Rome. Ghengis Khan's Golden Horde would have absolutely obliterated Egypt, bro.

[@Saktoth]

That AI art cat is something else.

[@staypositive5718]

Who said it is AI?

[@Holy_Weazle]

​@@staypositive5718look at Chinggis Khan's FUCKING SAUSAGE FINGERS. just count them.

[@Holy_Weazle]

no neck for u

[@mangobaby_videos]

@@staypositive5718yeah honestly this comment is so disrespectful, i was there back then and filming everything and i was great at it

[@edgyplays0290]

@@mangobaby_videos 💀

[@twocents7509]

Genghis Khan's thoughts when seeing anything: - I can win a war with this.

[@user-ks3rk6vs9y]

Seeing those cats run was probably the funniest shit ever

[@bostearns7083]

So in other words.........Ghengis invented the original CAT-tastrophe.

[@Meatlover971]

😂😂😂

[@Cleeon]

Wew😅

[@ctingle1990]

Underrated comment. 😂

[@yawokyere8416]

Damn man😂

[@HIPP13]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grey5135]

Winning is easy when you have no soul and feel nothing😂

[@StarsRebublicBall]

That dude is pure evil in my opinion

[@NOVA_STARK]

Fun fact: Genghis Khan's favorite animal is cat 🐱

[@sainaasainkhuu6025]

I guess horse ,

[@alimurtaza6318]

Dude took "everything is fair in love and war" very seriously.

[@socalpainting7652]

Smart because cats knew how and where to head back to since that was their original home. He couldn’t have done this as effective if he brought the cats from elsewhere

[@Rysphex]

As Mongolian We still betray enemys in pubg☠️

[@LoganAcer_20]

Remember: False surrender wasn't considerated a warcrime back then

[@NomadWalker-io3ne]

there was no false surrender, it was a false truce

[@teamroninz3108]

Moral of the story: it is dangerous to make deals with a cat person

[@vdhiekl1812]

They set the cats on fire to conquere a city

[@aidanforman5950]

A cat person would NEVER do that. Not for the peoples' sakes, but for the cats' sakes.

[@shevonbailey4478]

😂

[@WhiteRanger1298]

Damn straight. We are more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[@aaad3552]

​​@@vdhiekl1812burn cats to trick the trusting ruler what a smartass I bet some philosophers aren't even smart as him. I am sure the soldiers he sacrificed to win HIS wars are thanking him for it.

[@ChessShaastra]

Ghengis Khan: What do we need to win the battle? Minister: Cats Sir, many cats... Ghengis Khan: Ask our enemies for cats.

[@rah7866]

I've read this in Aku/Uncle Iroh's voice

[@30pranaypawar17]

​@@diddigamingu dont get it...

[@30pranaypawar17]

@@diddigaming and why do you think he asked *them* to give ?

[@30pranaypawar17]

@@diddigaming because, the cats would eventually return to their homeplace or masters if they were hurt or released. If genghis khan had brought the cats, there was a chance the cats would return to the army or scatter elsewhere causing the plan to backfire...

[@30pranaypawar17]

@@diddigaming yeah but i added more. Don't you wonder why he didn't brought his own cats ? Ps: i know he's joking...

[@idosafran2810]

Nah man genghis khan is too smart

[@MalikA-ks4mw]

The meaning of “ All is fair in love and war “

[@aaad3552]

It wasn't? Which idiot think that.

[@aaronneabril20]

"Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake" - Napoleon

[@dieglhix]

And that comes from Sun Zi

[@PhyrexJ]

And how does this apply here? Hate it when people quote others to seem smart themselves

[@TalibanHatesme13]

That doesnt…. Uhh no

[@xxxhoodooxxx]

"Life is about, hot greasy fast speed." -Eleanor Roosevelt

[@JoJo-vg8dz]

Psychopath's most famous quotes.

[@RaccoonCityPD]

"Oh, and what happened to the birds you ask? Ghengis simply allowed them to watch as their natural adversaries were lit on fire. The birds were pleased"

[@mr.equity1120]

Let me guess, Dog lover right?

[@prismaticlightpods6698]

​@mr.equity1120 More like a twit with delusions of grandeur, superiority and might v right, while coddling his little teeny-weeny twig.

[@Axemcaxington]

@@mr.equity1120how’s he a dog lover?

[@Axemcaxington]

@@mr.equity1120also what’s wrong with loving dogs?

[@mamen6486]

​@@mr.equity1120no, a dinosaur lover. He love dinosaur to the point where he hates cats

[@darrinburkowske5162]

He was no different then any other cruel insane leader.

[@miking4737]

I sometimes feel like I wanted to be born hundreds of years ago and make my own empire

[@troutwarrior6735]

“What were the birds for?” “Nothing. I just thought it would be funny.”

[@richiejohnson]

🏆

[@evilsharkey8954]

He attached fire to them, too.

[@bovineavenger734]

​@@evilsharkey8954We call that cooking

[@christopherpawelczyk4497]

This was a scene in the Netflix show Marco Polo as a memory of Kubla Khan Genghis's grandson and aire, damn shame they quit making it after the second season it was a great show

[@theclowninghasbegun3442]

Genghis: "don't kill my messengers!" Also Genghis: breaks peace treaty

[@calebh7902]

Fuck the peace treaty... nigga burned 1,000 kitty cats.

[@MnrGouws]

Like America

[@MayankSharma-vz5of]

Moral: never trust gengiz khan when meets you on the table for peaceful demands

[@cjay5641]

Genghis always stayed true to his words, he will offer to submit to him before he marches his armies. If the rulers submit, everyone is spared and daily life will continue to go as normal. You refuse and thats it.

[@bossEdo311]

ruthless, brutal & sadistic

[@ganaaganaa7657]

I can tell you saying this because your profile

[@UrbanLyfeGH]

Gengis was extremely smart and effective warrior. He knew the cats could easily climb walls, barricades etc. Lighting their tails with fire is the perfect op

[@ricfax]

There would always be small holes, nooks and crannies. Probably figured the terrified animals would try return home where they'd formerly felt safe. Genius but exponentially evil.

[@Addy_Am1r]

OPERATION: MEOW-MEOW

[@jprules2578]

Flaming Feline. Combustible Kitty Tomcat torches

[@thirdplanetfella1417]

😂

[@thirdplanetfella1417]

😂😂

[@Ibn267]

😂😂😂😂

[@kingoftheworld22]

😂😂😂 👌🏽

[@ambro3747]

I felt emotional for those cats than humans, but why those poor cats.. 💔

[@raidaiwik2006]

do you eat non veg

[@ambro3747]

@@raidaiwik2006 if iam not, is it ok for comment like that

[@raidaiwik2006]

yeah i am just saying that every animal deserves love. i mean if other people eat cats or dogs we will feel sad but if it is chicken no one will feel like that@@ambro3747

[@eduardo6380]

And the modern Mongolia regard this monster a national hero...

[@cjay5641]

Yes, whats the problem. Thats their hero. Literary conquered almost everything and formed the largest empire in history. Any nation would love a person like that, a conqueror or not. Just like greeks love Alexander the great and france love Napoleon.

[@Karznax]

I mean weren’t europeans also burning INNOCENT GIRLS alive by accusing them of being a “witch”? Different times, different standards

[@junaidalishahid4255]

A dead man:-So,how did you die? Dead men from Valohia:-We got overrun by cats.

[@Georgesspierre]

That man was just the devil in human form.

[@zion367]

​@@C12341well said.

[@anhbayar11]

​@@C12341Ruthless and extremely smart at the time he was alive. Biggest empire needed ruthless king. Conquer or be conquered.

[@batyenh403]

@@C12341what you fail to realize is, those people that got killed their stupid and large ego rulera thought they could defend themselves agains our khan. The cities and kingdoms that submit didnt have their cultures changed, no religon imposed, they flourished, had protection from bandits, if they were in a famine or something they would just ask and get like food and what not. All that they were asked in return was their skilled craftsmen to make nee weapons and idea’s and from that idea’s spread from china to eastern europe. Obv times were different back then but genghis was th most merciless yet understanding, we werent like the christians who forced people into Christianity or kingdoms that wiped out other cultures because they thought their culture was better and the others barbaric

[@nini_1204]

​@@C12341he united his country and conquered half of the world aaand he was extremely smart thats why hes praised. And if you still have a sympathy for that 40 million people good for you

[@dantdmfangamingrich9802]

Adolf, Joseph, and Mao: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@davidkrapensits4367]

Im betting alot of those cats survived as well

[@OmniZeb666]

Do you guys know that his father killed by enemy tribes at non war time. And he was 9 at time. He learned lessons from that day.

[@edwardlittle5541]

Ghengis Kahn was probably familiar with the ancient story of Samson. Samson took down a Philistine enemy by using foxes in a similar manner. He set their tails on fire and set them loose in the city of the Philistines. He later conquered 30,000 by himself.

[@Noah-jk8go]

Thank God I found this comment. I was wondering if no one has ever heard of the story with Samson before.

[@trentmonaghan179]

​@@Noah-jk8goWell, I've seen where if you ask an apologist about this, that they'll find some way to explain it away or not make it sound as bad as it looks.

[@edwardlittle5541]

@@Noah-jk8go Glad I could be of assistance. I'm very familiar with the Bible and I'm happy to post anything I know, especially if someone asks me to do so.

[@NikoBellaKhouf2]

That never happened

[@NikoBellaKhouf2]

It's amazing what kind of fairy tales you can get idiots to believe. The people of Moses had an entire army and GOD HIMSELF directly behind them and they were still too terrified to fight the Filistines. And here you are telling a mythical story about one man who defeated 30,000 warriors with the jawbone of a donkey. You have to be a donkey to believe that 😂🤣😂🤣

[@FlorntBringby]

Bro didn’t even care about the cats, just wanted to destroy a city, pure evil

[@justno.6011]

It wasn't evil he was a conqueror and he conquered

[@anhbayar11]

Kill or be killed.

[@zahidmahmood3720]

Anything go’s at war !

[@michaelhammar2778]

​@@justno.6011braindead? Pure evil

[@FlorntBringby]

@@michaelhammar2778 whoosh

[@lancasterbristow9410]

Genghis unleashed a Catastrophe to the city dwellers 😬

[@robertfritchey-zq1wn]

Ghangis Khan still looks like Big Bobby

[@EmelitaMonterola-vw8qi]

Bruh the cat had a painful day 😂

[@swjdnansjdjs4224]

This guy was single handily the worse human being in history this just scratches his cruelty and lack of morality. Absolute sociopath

[@kool9174]

Must have gotten that from Alexander the Great

[@aronbalabs9389]

It seems you are saying that because he built the biggest empire ever, it follows that he is the worst human being in history. Those two things may not be corelated. Read history books and I'm pretty sure there are accounts of more sinister humans. Take a look at Roman emperors, for a start.

[@user-dq7mq1cj7k]

Now he is burning in hell, with his tail his tail on fire,. The almighty God knows , how to burn his tail, LoL, sociopath,

[@chrislopez8180]

he is awesome

[@tigris.hominis2357]

Are you a citizen of valohia? 😂

[@user-tf4ub4uc6y]

He took everything is fair in love and war to extreme levels.

[@Nehauon]

Everyone who’s the best at what they do MUST be a little insane