How GTA Civillians Survive in GTA

[@brycewilkins9421]

This video was a miss you’re better

[@malwrld]

I needed this thank you 🙏🏾

[@babytime1]

this comment was a miss, you're worse

[@fvcklunacy]

cuh be spitting wrong opinions

[@babytime1]

@@fvcklunacy kid cuhdi

[@TheJTwin]

L mentality

[@MLGHazrad]

To be fair, in GTA V, you could swim in some far off ocean with nobody knowing you are there, get eaten by a shark, and later spawn in some nearby hospital. It has the best medical system ever.

[@Xeno-my8gy]

Ain't it tho? Swear then doctors be teleportin to your location. Also the worst medical system also because sometimes the ambulance is the reason you're in the hospital

[@funnybleepbloopthing]

the hospital also removes your criminal record for some reason.

[@TopOppOtaku]

& you can get sh0t to ⚰️ & they’ll do CPR on you then you’re up in like 30secs

[@jaisummons2304]

RP server: is that an civ or is that a person. Me: Has skin surgery to look like the person next to me. Others: don't know who I am Me: Has a car that 2 others are driving in front of me. Others: drive pass me looking for the person that shot their homie.

[@Deleted669]

POV u r in ohio 0:00

[@kabukiuchiha6020]

"It was at that moment that I realized I am not in GTA, I was in Gmod" That comparison had me dead, and the fact I never thought of that cause that makes sense

[@narrativeless404]

Gmod is Half Life 2 but in creative mode GTAV is not anything like that, unless you have mod menus

[@kabukiuchiha6020]

@@narrativeless404 it's somewhat like that especially with all the glitches and absolute dumb shit you can do in GTA online

[@narrativeless404]

@@kabukiuchiha6020 You can't die in creative mode GTA Online is an opposite of it It's an apocalypse SURVIVAL

[@kabukiuchiha6020]

@@narrativeless404 you never really die in GTA online either, you always get brought back to life, it's shown in your first ever death in the game how the epsilon guy just brings you back to life, their still alike not entirely but still somewhat

[@narrativeless404]

@@kabukiuchiha6020 Just like in Minecraft survival Seems like the Epsilon gods really like to watch this chaos unfold And the Jesus is griefer himself

[@ehoraida5900]

"Last week a nigga pulled up on me, unprovoked, shot me with a ray gun and then bounced in a BATMOBILE." BRO THIS SENTENCE LMAO 🤣

[@zerosorigin8387]

Unprovoked, don’t forget unprovoked

[@ehoraida5900]

@@zerosorigin8387 oh shit my bad

[@arciere9986]

@@zerosorigin8387 it's just the hard knock life out here

[@kenrickkahn]

Cause it happens! I was just walking through with my character online and this dude pulled up in an armored vehicle jumped out and hit me with rockets and then jumped back in it taking off into the night.. GTA Online is insanity! It's like the Wild Wild West there..

[@R1SE101]

@@kenrickkahn That's worse than the actual Wild West in RDR2

[@zionleach3001]

I'm surprised the government doesn't just quarantine Los Santos. It's the basically the "Forever Purge."

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Same could b said about every gta

[@koraegi]

Or Gotham where 40% of the population are supervillains

[@pencilduster2938]

@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T nah man only gta 5 and gta 4 are forever purge like they have multi-player so death can happen in every corner of the whole map

[@narrativeless404]

@@pencilduster2938 GTA IV has way less intense multiplayer And GTAV players don't typically kill random NPCs unless just run over accidentally

[@greenarrow3756]

@@narrativeless404 have you ever played gta online? When not killing other players you kill npcs

[@laoming6497]

The NPCs in this game are the luckiest and unluckiest people of all time.

[@sho829]

What do you mean luckiest?

[@SARDBoi]

Lucky to not die .. at least Some of em and they dont pay for cars because they get destroyed every day

[@sho829]

@@SARDBoi what if they aren't insured though

[@Boba_Fett1980]

@@sho829 easy, they could carjack somebody and then hope they’re not blown up by a tank, or ran into by a Batmobile..

[@sho829]

@@Boba_Fett1980 i find that unlikely as I heard flying bikes dominate the game

[@maxanderson3733]

_”You deal with gangbangers. I deal with people who treat the city like it’s freaking creative mode on Minecraft”_ Easily takes the title of funniest line for this whole video

[@icemanjr.5819]

Nope, them getting on “Saints Row” was the highlight of the video

[@maxanderson3733]

@@icemanjr.5819 Agree to disagree

[@narrativeless404]

@@icemanjr.5819 That wasn't so funny at all Just fuck SR for no particular reason You can't even have such a dynamic and intense destruction gameplay as you do in GTAV It doesn't even have proper physics(and ppl like to say GTAV doesn't have it LMAO)

[@icemanjr.5819]

@@narrativeless404 GTA IV is the one with good physics, they cut corners in V and the reason certain people like Saints Row cause all the dumb stuff you could do in it or the unique weapons, I’ll admit I liked the third one but the fourth one plot was too dumb snd we all see how their latest one turned out

[@narrativeless404]

@@icemanjr.5819 GTA IV had an exaggerated take on IRL physics GTA V cut it too much, but that is better than GTA IV car handling, when the car could tilt at 45 degree angle and make it so you can't turn at high speeds at all (That's actually the reason you can't really go fast in GTAIV, you drive even slower than you do in GTAV)

[@TechNinjaSigma]

"AYO THAT'S SIX!" killed me 🤣

[@SinarBaru-bp4jx]

His runaway escape had me rolling

[@Codex951]

The way GTA 6 ran was just 👌

[@animetrashamvs]

For real, just did a scooby doo type run right outta there😆

[@DanialTarki]

Limp arms

[@memesandhoi2924]

GTA 1 and 2 Civilians: Well at least we get less terrible treatment. 3 and Vice City: **YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN.**

[@banjo9158]

San andreas, IV and V: Bitch you guys don't even know how to swim.

[@Supperdude9]

@@banjo9158 If I recall correctly, San Andreas had a few bugged areas where civs would spawn in unlucky places and fall to their deaths. So some NPC's only existed to die immediately.

[@felps_4500]

@@Supperdude9 Something like that, it was a programing error, like, instead of detecting the "path closer to them", the NPC was detecting the path on the other side of the map (usually on one of the main cities), which ended up with them being drowned or some shit when they tried to go there Best example is the "suicidal photographer"

[@Supperdude9]

@@felps_4500 Well there's that, but there's also a sidewalk spawn point that's up a building, and the NPC's just walk to their doom.

[@felps_4500]

@@Supperdude9 Really? Ok I didn't know that, nice

[@DBfan106]

"i'm trying to retire!" I'm dying.

[@brandonadrien3476]

GTA 5 is basically just the most destructive creative mo- and never mind, he said it as I typed it 😭😭😭

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

💀

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Lmaooo

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

A heist every hr

[@cyclix5314]

GTA Online in a nutshell

[@TheVocalTune]

God menus and cheater in general. While letting my friend do his sell cargo mission I fought a jet player who I shot him down and saw it slowly spinning and losing power ( it should habe exploded but made a tiny hit yo its wing was just a scratch) it instantly and fully repaired his jet midair and I was in ghost organization and he still found me whileni hid up in the clouds and my friend said "Probably using quad-lens" and I stated "nah man that wasnt a human I was fighting." After he did repeated jet staraffing on me like the cheater he was I left. And my friend later who was still on the ground shot at him man times in the head and found out the dude was in godmode.

[@chunkycomet9117]

big smoke's order is one of the most iconic quotes in gaming history. If you've heard his order and/or have played the game with the order mission, and don't remember it, you may want to get checked for memory loss

[@courier6640]

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ! **Drives to McDonalds.**

[@chunkycomet9117]

@@courier6640 I wonder if cluckin bell and burger shot are just taco bell and burger king

[@courier6640]

@@chunkycomet9117 If the burger wrapping fits...

[@sho829]

@@chunkycomet9117 uh no duh dude lol

[@chunkycomet9117]

@@sho829 well some games do make fake restaurants that are coincidentally similar

[@da1onlyfrfr]

I've always wondered how the npc's still be there after getting kill 99 times

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Lol

[@laythdorsey4713]

Their probably mentally depressed

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Lmaooo

[@jefersonarthur4518]

Respawning at the hospital it's not only exclusive to the players I guess

[@MrSwallows]

They really have a very nice Healthcare.

[@STR847.]

" it was at that moment I realized, I'm not in gta5, I'm in gmod" had me in space💀💀

[@LKOnyx]

Mafia (entire series) - completely down to earth franchise that knows it’s literally about dudes that make a living off of crime GTA - started off in the streets, then made its way out of the streets and into the high life, only for the high life to expose it to its ongoing cocaine addiction Saints Row (until 2022) - the crazy ass drug addict that loved to get fucked up while doing way too much shit it saw in the movies until it eventually OD’ed itself

[@thatspookagain4030]

So what you're saying is that saints row after 2022 is the last synapses firing in the brain after the OD

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

🅓🅐🅜🅝 guud analogy

[@courier6640]

@@thatspookagain4030 That's a good comparison, alright.

[@maxanderson3733]

Jesus Christ this metaphor is incredibly depressing. It’s like hearing about one friend making it and two others just destroying themselves. Just how bad was saints row?

[@courier6640]

@@maxanderson3733 Not as bad as you might think. SR1 and SR2 were GTA IV, but goofier. Basically, they were pretty messed up, but never took themselves too seriously. SR3 was a parody of itself, already getting pretty ridiculous, but still a pretty good game. SR4 was, uh, weird. Aliens invade, the Boss is the President, you can f*** everyone in your crew, and you get fricking super powers in a simulation like it's Matrix, but on neon cocaine. Agents of Mayhem isn't even a Saints Row anymore, just a squad-based rpg style hero third person shooter. Then there's the notorious reboot. It just craps on Saints Row as a whole. At least Saints Row 4 tries to honor the first two.

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

"Ayo that's SIX! When you gonna be finished I'm trying to retire 😒" 😂😂😂

[@brandonadrien3476]

I know GTA civilians be celebrating players getting banned harder than angels when someone makes it to heaven

[@Tential1]

Y'all in the comments kill me.

[@yadig.]

When Saint's Row walked in the look from the others was hilarious af

[@ChaoticUrges]

Pulled up with the Sombrero and everything. Man's thought they were sharing funny stories around a circle.

[@jahimuddin2306]

In GTA Online they have to deal with borderline terrorists. Edit: Terrorists are people who terrorize civilian populations for political or religious reasons. Our characters do not have those reasons.

[@afroshima492]

BORDERLINE? Mf, full blown 😂😂

[@AszBlaster1802]

Domestic terrorism I believe its called

[@thegiantrat8779]

not very borderline

[@edgarustinov1094]

Borderline? *pulls up in fighter jet to local bank to make small withdrawal of all their cash*

[@mpondachongo1138]

Terrorists and demigods

[@pyrosplicer85]

I love the rant against Roman and his damn bowling.

[@SentinelRider]

Hey niko its roman lets go bowling

[@ultimatecontagion]

The only thing I didn't like was the NPCs slandering Niko. They make it look like as if he was killing innocent people along the way when that's just not true. GTA III and Liberty City Stories, on the other hand, the rants are well-warranted.

[@-burstverse-1010]

This was bound to happen. Life in GTA is some crazy shit.

[@SquidCena]

I would rather live in Gotham city or Metropolis and have Joker shooting down the street I'm driving on or Superman accidently fly through the building I'm in than to be in Los Santos. Even the Marvel Universe is more peaceful, like dang.

[@-burstverse-1010]

@@SquidCena Metropolis, maybe. Gotham....not so much

[@narrativeless404]

@@SquidCena Press "X" to doubt

[@greetings.haveaniceday.7162]

3:36 Roman will never stop calling😂

[@omnipresentl1316]

I see Mafia as the calm mature game, Saints Row as the fun crazy ass good time sandbox, and GTA as a small amount of both.

[@narrativeless404]

GTA is a mix of both, with funny physics

[@draculastraphouse7863]

I think Mafia 1 and Saints Row 1 are the best ones, the others after that aren't as good

[@omnipresentl1316]

@@draculastraphouse7863 Gat out of Hell is pure fun in my book, sandbox even if it was a crazy jump in story

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

All we needed was for all three Red Dead games to be there just for all the GTAs to be confused as all getout

[@jackakakreanxx5587]

@@draculastraphouse7863saints row 2 was pretty good too

[@khaylittle8286]

2:44 This is the definition of "Are you serious?" Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@Cheddar_chezYT]

5:28 The run was a masterpiece. it’s true we never get GTA six

[@Averagebasementman]

Well my man

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

About that...

[@rashidfaisal6276]

Sooo who's gonna tell him

[@ultimatecontagion]

Brother do I got some fucking news for you.

[@ahmedalanzi.]

the was he was running 😂😂😂😂

[@SuperKiller757]

“ I’m trying to retire “ 🤣🤣🤣 this shit HIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Mr.Galaxia]

“It was at that moment I realized I was not in gta I was in gmod” oh sweet lord 💀💀

[@callmev3531]

1:30, 1:45, 2:03, 3:09 This entire segment is just hilarious. All these videos do an amazing job at putting all the insanity and absurdity in these games into perspective.

[@courier6640]

Bro, the way GTA VI fled floored me harder than a helicopter in V...

[@lavenderllamamusic]

the way VI ran off was the best part for me 😂

[@troysgaming529]

Growing up is realizing that Ohio is just gta5 in real life but not sponsored

[@vonnie2162]

Right

[@SentinelRider]

You mean florida?

[@jaiemadeyoulaugh]

True

[@malwrld]

Thanks for the love as always. LINK TO OUTRO SONG IS IN THE DESCRIPTION!!!!!!

[@Remorsefulz]

Bro, when 6 showed up I cried 🤣

[@brotheraracon3646]

Cyberpunk 2077: I saw my friend get cut in half by a dude going 100 mph Fallout 76: someone dropped a nuke in my house because it was funny, but I am still alive

[@JargonMadjin]

The Fatboy is a more ridiculous weapon than a raygun because you're literally firing nukes at people

[@jonahmiller988]

3:14 i deal with people who treats this city like its creative mode smii7y out here, flying his hover bike to his evil lair and shot a $14million orbitol cannon at grizzy also smii7y: " YOU SENT A MUGGER ON ME GRIZZY"!!!!!!!?????!!!

[@SentinelRider]

So true, man bought a bunker just to use a orbital strike on him because he got mugged

[@dbreeziiful]

I have to say the NPC’s on GTA V got the the best aim ever! You could be driving 100 mph and still get hit through the driver window 😂

[@flamelord1477]

i wonder how every enemy in the infamous series react to being killed or subdued in each others game

[@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T]

Lmaooo especially after u go all evil & shit :after being heroic @ first

[@flamelord1477]

@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T yup first gamerun you're a superhuman vigilante second time: wait why are his powers glowing red like that?

[@jwithextrajj]

Infamous and Prototype enemies would be hilarious for a video. Or the civilians.

[@narrativeless404]

@@flamelord1477 *DETERMINATION =)*

[@Qwark909]

Just love that the characters have some level of understanding that they live in a world controlled by vengeful game developers

[@RealWorldGaming]

2:12 San Andreas trying to make himself valid against GTAV 😂

[@treeves4447]

“ my name aint nico and no I don’t wanna go bowling” 💀💀💀💀 thank you

[@ngeeddynamo2698]

2:09 this made think about 2020 where I just kept watching mod videos and I immediately felt sorry for V😂

[@reptilo7099]

Rdcworld1 game house reference at 3:06 😭😭😭

[@ddramos956]

If I could give this video 1000 likes, I would. Dude had me rolling the entire video!!!! This is by far my favorite video from you so far! Keep up the awesome work. Now if y'all excuse me, I'm finna watch this again

[@deaitch]

It’s scary how accurate this is 💀

[@mael7980]

Hilarious from start to finish. That Freekey part is perfect.

[@maestrogamersz2120]

"As I was evaporating, I saw him pull off in a batmobile" I'M DEAD FROM THIS LMFAOOO

[@ChanceCorbittLTTPG]

2:50 “The Nigga Swung His body TO THE SIDE” lmao

[@vergilblue8065]

Bruh im mad no one really peeped that 🤣🤣🤣 “ spun da nigga around , and put em in a full nelson” 🤣🤣

[@Noobmaster91181]

If GTA 6 has online you can only imagine the pain the NPCs will have. They might not even spawn just to stay away from players😂

[@iamthemoose3331]

Them insurance rates be crazy😂😂😂

[@Nuuk_]

4:08 I liked that bit, Mafia needs more attention especially 2

[@probablyagoatedplayer7755]

....

[@HypahPlayz]

I almost died of laughter when he said “my car got blown up…again 🙄” 😂😂😂

[@geminizodiac2532]

I loved the ending and when 5 explained his life amazing you don't miss stay fresh mals

[@Odstboi]

"Our gameplay is superior" "We want you to tell the difference between these two pictures." *Pulls out saint row and gta symbol for the games* "They're the same picture."

[@HOURLYSNIPES]

Nicko Avocado: I'll have one of everything please Me: 0:53

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

The question is: was he actually ordering food, or deceiving us to think he was getting food

[@lukai5782]

GTA5: *Doesn’t like Saints Row for being over the top* Also GTA5: *compares his game to Gmod and Minecraft* (Great video as always 👍🏻)

[@illusion20]

5:03 Got me dead

[@kyszenith]

It wasn't that funny

[@BIGTHANKSHEESH]

@@kyszenith yep. To me it was hilarious

[@ynziggy]

“aye dats 6” 😂 idk why but 6 gave me the chills

[@shanecrawford7885]

This was amazing especially when he said “as my body is getting rag dolled I’m getting shot with rocket launchers” 😂

[@naelmohammed9551]

Why did GTA 6 run like that? That caught me completely off guard 🤣🤣

[@timothy4223]

“ I DONT WANT TO GO BOWLING “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anjr9915]

LMAOO the full nelson reference was fire af

[@hegatinekul8196]

2:00 lmao idk why those pictures found me

[@DillonioDj]

The thumbnail guy was happy it was the best living hour for him

[@Voiddgt]

2:18 bruh😂😂😂

[@belovedage]

This my first time seeing your video and I cried laughing when all the GTA games pulled the 🔫🔫🔫 out on Saints Row 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm subscribing to your channel

[@calvinwillis3460]

2:30 I see what you was doing there that’s clever 😂😂😂

[@charlesmitchell3167]

As someone who plays Saints Row 2-4 4:29 had me dying

[@Dr._Bo]

For years I always asked this question, now here is the answer

[@scorpio9774]

vito is a g, so glad to have played mafia 2 in my childhood

[@aidenbpierce8079]

damn not even a minute since it released im here lol man u got some really good content

[@KiLlACaMrOn94]

That whole order was not just for him, he ordered for everyone in the car

[@livinghawk3559]

It was for him every body looked at big smoke when he ordered it. Also in the mission he was eating the food

[@KiLlACaMrOn94]

@@livinghawk3559 it was for everyone in the car. Listen to the whole thing again, not just the order. Everyone gave him their order and he orders for them. He then ordered two burgers and two fries for himself and a drink or two, I don’t remember the whole thing.

[@luizeduardomagalhaesferrei1265]

"(...) you deal with gangbangers I deal with niggas that treat the city like its creative mode on minecraft(...)" That is pure gold sir, not going to lie it caught me off guard! Well done!

[@tyken144]

these 3 games raised me seeing them personified was 🔥🔥

[@KIPPZY]

This video was fire lmao. Literally perfectly done man.

[@mins_marv]

1:45 - 2:20 Bro I was dying when he explained what he had to go through lmao🤣

[@EmperorApathy]

2:28 not a lot of people get this reference, but i do and that shit is funny

[@elijahc3846]

Literally I was looking for someone else that caught it 😂

[@kevthepoet]

I don't get it 🤷🏾‍♂️ and I finished San Andreas twice.

[@shaunvalentines4252]

its a story this rapper was telling lol. I forget dudes name but google "i had him in a full nelson rapper" and you could prolly find it. one of the funniest things i ever seen because he was so serious@@kevthepoet

[@czarbuscus1475]

Same😂😂

[@czarbuscus1475]

​@@kevthepoetsearch up "the nigga swung his body to the side meme"

[@TheTysaun]

Yoo you in your bag with this one 😂😂🐐

[@painof7]

The ending got me, but I know you always going up from here.

[@RyzenTheorum]

No cap when he said "nah ain't gone lie, you need to skedaddle and that's on grove street bitch" I had to keep laughing while fighting my coughing. Fucking worth it lowkey lmfao

[@michaelscott6022]

_Saint's Row_ 3 & 4 (and the DLCs), I played them because they were just _fun._ There's no point in taking it seriously, because it's obvious that the games don't take themselves seriously. So just play and laugh and have a blast.

[@itsjustvin7630]

I got bored with 4

[@TheGhostLegend001]

Saints Row 2 was an objectively better experience though, it had the wacky parts for the people that liked that and it had the story where it took itself a little more serious. I don’t see why one had to be sacrificed for the other.

[@maxanderson3733]

@@TheGhostLegend001 OK if that’s actually what happened I can see why so many people are pissed off. If a series starts off being balanced with it’s comedy and serious story only for one of those things to get thrown out the window of course people are going to be confused, annoyed, and disappointed

[@tart3300]

@@itsjustvin7630 Right, that game is too easy and chaotic as hell

[@sho829]

@@maxanderson3733 that's pretty much what happened to the reboot. And also bad bugs

[@mr.martian7065]

I've been watching these gaming vids for the past week everyday

[@blazaybla22]

I came back to GTA V a month ago after not playing it since 2015 and I definitely felt that Gmod shit 😂 Edit: I love that Saints Row was in the closet

[@kydphoenixyuh]

Dawg I actually like the one with the aliens ngl it's childish and actually funny asf 💀

[@romansmith4286]

Blood block blockade is the equivalent of GTA5 and I’m sure no one will get that joke if they haven’t seen the anime. 1:40

[@simple__sigma3287]

Good anime, haven't finished it though

[@CoralCopperHead]

Mad respect for taking criticism to heart and using it to improve. Stay gold, Ponyboy.

[@DonNaireo]

Idk what hit me harder… the phone call I got a million times or needing an arcade just to steal a diamond that I’ve never seen 😂

[@geegedwah]

“At that moment I knew I wasn’t in Grand Theft Auto, I was in Gmod!” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@VERSACE_RunningBack]

#0:02 Npc: Waiting patiently for death while players get close(accepts fate)

[@thereaper4232]

Bro The Overwatch Reference had me Dying xD😂😂😂

[@pwonk2862]

Imagine a fight between the saints and any other gang from the gta series, shit would get wild

[@firefly56embers33]

That city is dead on arrival

[@Thepunisher90thGaming]

😂😂😂😂 Roman be tripping with the bowling.

[@dreamsbetween5575]

Laughed my ass off when he ran down the hall 🤣 😂 😆

[@skatinwhenican]

Johnny Gat became the president, fought aliens, died, defeated demons on some shit, then earned his life. My man’s a Animé protagonist so bad

[@darkspartan1278]

"I'm trying to retire " that got me

[@SirToaster9330]

GTA: Guy defies physics to break the law Mafia: fighting criminals Red Dead Redemption: Guys saves the world from Zombies while bullying racists

[@JDunham97]

looks like Six cant hide now

[@rangerally9]

The most entertaining vid I've watched😂😂 +1 sub👏

[@S_mply]

this is funny already, keep it up 🔥

[@kevinescobar9680]

This is the first vid I’ve ever seen on this channel and I liked it keep up the good work bro