How I became the fastest s3x% Speedrunner in the World...

Tune in to the tale of DisguisedToast's first World Record speedrun of Baldur's Gate... s*x%. This is the grind that humanity has partaken in for centuries, and now, Toast.
0:00 figuring out the tech
15:05 THE RUN
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Outro Track ► "French Toast" by Drew.0 ( / drew0 , co-written and produced by Steven Tran ( / snk_tran )
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[@Yueff]

Toast out here proving he always finishes first. Massive respect.

[@SplitterFR]

lmaoo😂

[@baxabaxabaxabaxabaxabaxa]

seems i gotta step up my game…

[@Markas-ee4qd]

@@baxabaxabaxabaxabaxabaxanow ur gonna have to try beat his record in this game, but i think think this comment is talking about both ways

[@RowStam]

Finish first, finish fast.

[@lilacaiu]

toast is so real for this, never seen this man so happy

[@deleted-something]

Real

[@fpsoccer9791]

As of 2 days ago, Maeeeee has reclaimed top spot with a record of 2m 13s. They did it by bypassing the first dialogue with Lae'zel, going immediately to the transponder by seemingly glitching through the wall by dashing. They also skipped the fight at the grove somehow. Not really sure how. Toast's record now sits at 5th.

[@lemonke5341]

what about glitchless

[@redholm]

They managed to jump just outside the trigger for the Gate fight. Basically the designers expanded the trigger as far as they thought someone would be able to jump. But you can jump a little further and the players found out about it.

[@kkkk4444....]

@@redholm once they fix those, that will be the permanent records

[@redholm]

@@kkkk4444.... Indeed. But often when that happens you will either just be forced to play the old version or they make new sub categories depending on version.

[@koraoyadondon5142]

The absolute concentration and childlike joy on this man’s face throughout the video really says it all about who disguised toast is.

[@realthunder6556]

And now the guy that got surpassed by Toast, did it in 2 minutes and 13 seconds🗿

[@Akame4514]

How

[@DankBobRoss]

@@Akame4514that ain’t nothing It takes me only about 30 seconds without even trying

[@Nocturne989]

@@Akame4514 yeah this Toast run is now 5th of 9 so its bottom half of the leaderboard. maeeee has both sex% and any% world records atm

[@MyShiinA]

yeah toast still on 5th now, but maybe he can do it less than 2 mins... lmao

[@Filipclavin]

@@Akame4514 He discovered new speedrunning tech

[@JZLee1015]

Never seen a man so proud to finish this fast. A true chad

[@chai.kandie6461]

"I'm getting my speed run down from 26 years to 5 minutes. Aaaaaaah-" 🤣🤣🤣 11:16

[@jadorefrancais3540]

now this speedrun was just meant to be for toast 😂

[@snixxx831]

I wasn't able to watch this stream due to work. I'm LOLing that he actually made a video of this. Funny thing is, within 24hours of his record, a few other people beat his already. 😅🤣

[@arashianfromargentina7996]

The fact that this is his first speedrun ever is so Toast 😂 Congrats on the record 🎉

[@brianadam_s]

The fulfillment in this mans voice and face when he broke the record felt like he did this his whole life and now that it's done, he has nothing else to do.

[@ImJeremy23]

How the intro ended at 0:38 just had me geeking so much, and congrats on setting the record for a bit, but looks like it's all the way down below 2:30

[@wtfisggon7251]

I thought he meant in real life 💀

[@FutsuDoko]

Ofc its fking toast of all people to accomplish this lmao

[@andrewlee9257]

Surprised Charlie isn't speed running this category lol

[@thickthighsenthusiast]

cant wait for summoningsalt video of this legendary run

[@Dundeee]

11:36 Seeing Boaster sub to toast when this is the stream he was doing is so hilarious to me

[@romy3265]

Truly an impressive record

[@dragonking3489]

I heard SEGS in toast vod and I am here for it

[@nagitokomaeda777]

That thumbnail of Toast is scary.. I feel like he's coming for me..

[@Dnno4563]

Coming here after watching a 2 minute run of this is absolutely hilarious

[@clashwithparijat4213]

perfect speedrun category for Toast!

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

great job, congrats toast! excellent achievement!

[@Mari-gg2nm]

Toast:*I just beat the world record for fastes s3x* Me:😳 Toast:in bulders gate 3 Me:OHHH

[@silassza2890]

Sick you came up with a new strat to improve your time and didn't just optimize!

[@damtan6286]

Can't wait for Summoning Salt documentary on this speedrun

[@btchpls6363]

7:39 "Lanceherlots" HAHAHHAHA LMAOOOOO

[@RhaidOnDeez]

He's Happy And I'm Up For it.

[@aoelobi]

This is something i would have never seen toast do let alone do play bg3 on a video

[@ItsClou]

Toast this one made you tooooo happy💀

[@falconpally]

Didn't the speed runner whos record was broken by toast already brake toast record?

[@sunnykilla101]

Yep

[@SirVG]

Yeah, the record now is 2:13 with load times removed. Toast's record lasted like a day.

[@Akame4514]

How they remove load times

[@KimParkkinen]

@@Akame4514 The timing software we use for speedrunning (Livesplit) can have automatic load time removers added. It just automatically pauses the timer whenever there is a loading screen. I honestly do not know how the program knows when there is a loading screen, but somehow it does.

[@shmillsyshmillsy6624]

@@Akame4514they just pause the timer while the game loads

[@henryreturns1397]

Watching this video with "HOME - We´re finally landing" as the background.

[@Monk1400]

Nice speedrun, toast!

[@BillySkceuk]

Can’t wait for the summoning salt video on this

[@scarymonsters9130]

I’m actually doing the opposite of this irl seeing how long I can go my entire life without sex so far so good

[@nothrix121]

Wr is now 2:13s, skipping the fighting scene completely

[@JorgenVonStein]

That’s our Toast, fastest man on the planet.

[@Lummox271]

Ngl this is wild af

[@IWantToStayAtYourHouse]

Cant wait for summoning salt video of this

[@Timelessness0]

"There is not a person alive that does not look into the mirror and see some deformity. Except for us. We remake ourselves on our terms. The world has no say in it." - Tissaia de Vries.

[@Draconas]

How tf is the new record down to 2:13?

[@Wooorbie]

the record is now 2:13 and toast is in 5th place rip wr

[@gildarmesh3809]

watching a man reduce his PB from 26 years to under 5 min in the course of 20 minutes

[@Zekaino11]

When this notifs on my phone i just read the "how i became the fastest..." and clicked it without hesitation. But danm didn't expect this kind of speedrun. 😂

[@EjinRenos]

Poor Toast was beaten the day he set this record. They watched some other videos that aren't posted on his KZbin account to figure out a better trick....

[@floweringorchid4140]

Toast is just him.

[@justfaxxxxx01234]

The God of HUH speedruns 😂

[@Saida___]

It’s funny how the 2nd place is also another Canadian 🤣🤣🤣

[@toxiclunch]

Bro had it out with a Grinch.

[@Pho_]

Why isn’t this surprising

[@Luneri]

Oh god damn it

[@skiceman9611]

This is top professional gaming right here :)))

[@EojneV]

That’s Thumbnail got me feeling something else 😏

[@Zeracan]

"How do I submit" Jeremy unknowingly said in character.

[@Zeracan]

Jeremy Wang... is... is he a Baldur's Gate 3 sex speed run character?

[@aapovaarala]

oh wow, a true speedrunner

[@lmr4403]

His time has already been almost halved yesterday.

[@wampwamp]

"they call me the flash"

[@Deh207]

Ayo, Boaster is enjoying them good streams @11:35

[@Najemniczkas]

Toast screaming at the actual s3x scene is never gonna be not funny 😂

[@joeyheffernan4336]

Great vid

[@AstronScion]

Gotta be a quick shot

[@darktempestrl6883]

it got beaten already?!?!?! 2 minutes?!?! DAMN THATS FAST

[@Nocturne989]

Man should have waited, this is like fifth now not even in the top half for the category

[@greenrangertsc]

My first time was age 5 my babysitter introduced me to sushi. It is what it is 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@weekangpoh772]

Toast has peaked.

[@jckdnls07]

Hi toast keep up the good content

[@buenchiko007]

lasted like an hour with the record but still, impressive.

[@superior052crowd2]

I was confused for a second

[@brokenbattery6086]

THE THUMBNAIL FACE LOLOLOLOL

[@thenumberguy3022]

This video came out 6 minutes ago but with my x4 speed on I watched all of it in 6 minutes 😤

[@LouieNano]

Nice 🔥

[@HelloDerBud]

Good job, now beat the irl one

[@ConfusedKev]

Toast, The Quickest Rizz in the West

[@wilbo_baggins]

Im so crap at speedrunning its taken me over 31 years and still going

[@JustAKid.]

I just watched a short about him killing the record

[@dragonking3489]

Sadge not even top 5 anymore

[@NanoLT]

You've already been destroyed Toast

[@rahn45]

Next step: 100% run.

[@jayabegglen4665]

I’m glad I’m living in the right timeline 😂

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

Aw man, my time was 13 years.

[@Hyzayn]

I showed this to my gf and she said that i should be the one winning the fastest s3x speedrunner.. i don't know what she meant by that

[@zapdos6244]

F in chat

[@nicswie]

Sad that you not even mention the new record holder. like in the description

[@parijatsarkar8280]

HUGE W 🎉

[@Naex__]

you gotta say you kept the wr for less than 24hrs tho, the other one is a menace at having sex

[@DeluluHirapngLife]

bro not only the fastest in game, he is also fast irl 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Vahleh]

I like how the editor just gave up on the censorship after the sex

[@lukacaric9936]

You were beaten again, like 2h ago with a 2:19 I believe

[@theoverlord3839]

22:34 uncensored

[@Waliant8349]

I wouldn’t say boning Laezel is an accomplishment 😂

[@pholowdaflow1393]

For a brief momment of course. The former world record holder took that back after 2 hours witht he time of 2 mins smth

[@djkang9222]

Lol this is tagged as black desert online.

[@gabest1651]

Nice

[@bluestguyhere]

bro wtf i just see Toast's devious smile in the thumbnail and i had to click on it

[@PeaceMindForever]

i am 29 years and still counting...damn...

[@potatogaming7044]

What the tell is toast on now?

[@skulmask9647]

THEY HAVE WHAT

[@shuunduus]

Bro what

[@rokas5693]

Damn you quick 😏

[@FaultyWirestv]

That's my streamer.

[@drekky23]

He actually did it. The Mad lad actually did it.