How Ice Hockey Was Invented!

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[@user-wp3ow3pu6q]

Canadian here, love this channel. My brother had his finger stepped on by a machete boot (over 25 years ago, still scarred) and I took a urinal cake off my cheek bone. Happily I have all my teeth.

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Trying so hard not to laugh at this comment. Glad you're both ok.

[@duffgirl216]

I read "urinal cake" before he said it and thought wtf?! 😂

[@Yesica1993]

"machete boots"! I'm calling them that forevermore.

[@ImperatorTFD]

As an ice hockey player, can confirm when the puck zooms past your face you tend to say fuuuuuuu

[@RippinAddiction]

Dude man, as a Canadian, I just want to say THANK YOU FOR THIS! I have watched this 10 times today and it just gets better every time. 10 out of 10.

[@LawAndBedlum]

0:41 😂I will forever see a urinal cake when I see a hockey puck

[@kristenbenser2168]

I went to a fight last weekend and a hockey game broke out 😂😂😂 that's my favourite sport joke 😂😂😂

[@user-wp3ow3pu6q]

So true

[@galacticmechanic1]

You actually made this sound more reasonable than most other games you have covered.

[@reneemcdowell9038]

Another Canadian here! Perfect description of the game😂 now you understand why we love the game

[@Yesica1993]

"an upside down wizard staff" I LOL'd for reals.

[@mused89]

"When does this end?" "When one of them hits the ice" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@LawAndBedlum]

1:45 Jason was not expecting the fights 😅😂

[@johnpettit6886]

Jason didn't even ask if they could fight with their upside down wizard staves

[@MemtosAndMoke]

I heard the first line as “Shitty Boots” 😂😂😂

[@amalaspina]

"Front teeth?" "The players will have none."

[@judieloveday1643]

Oh for the days when the fights got wild. We moved from Australia to Montreal in the late '60s. My mother used to kind of watch the ice hockey from another room. As soon as the gloves came off during a game, she was right there watching and cheering. Didn't have a violent bone in her body, but loved the ice hockey fights!

[@user-wp3ow3pu6q]

😂

[@JoTheSnoop]

As an Australian who loved the sport since a kid, before 'Mighty Ducks' movie was released (thanks Winter Olympics), I thought this one is quite funny. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingsillies]

The guy who decides one said… Whack a urinal cake around with a stick.

[@SableTwoSeven]

The way he said ice rugby had me dying 😂

[@heathertruskinger6214]

Love the machete boots and those urinal cakes !😂😂😂😂

[@lordtraust]

I got to watch ice hockey in Vancouver when visited there sitting right at the front next to the penalty box. Saw the players ram each other into the sides, saw a player taken off on a stretcher, and a spectator behind us up the back taken off in a stretcher after a puck went flying over the glass and smash her in between the eyes. It very quickly became my favourite sport to watch live not even half way through the game. This was also the quiet peaceful game compared to the next one we watched. I LOVE ICE HOCKEY!

[@bjw4859]

You had me at machete boots ROFL.

[@Giguere2011]

What if it’s a tie. Just have a shootout Unless it’s the playoffs, then let them play forever!

[@burnyizland]

"And when it whizzes past you, you go "Awww, phuck!"" Ok Jimmy, that was so good you're now an honorary Canadian. Welcome to the fold, eh. Have you watched The Good Place? Because there's someone in it who says "Jason Jason Jason, Jason Jason Jason Jason Jason," etc and you always remind me of him. And he reminds me of you.

[@arpadjszabo]

At the "front teeth... they will have none" part I laughed out loud in the office.

[@mustluvseinfeld4444]

What the puck?!

[@insulaarachnid]

Do you have merch with "Jason, Jason, Jason!"?

[@user-mv2jd5yx4c]

Holly crap! I was laughing my head off the whole time! Love it Jimmy!

[@lady_bexy]

Poor Jason, Jason, Jason! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nikiTricoteuse]

My rrrshole brother is called Jason so, this gives me far more satisfaction than it should. 😅

[@rob1733]

I loved it when the Anti Concussion League used to sponsor Exhibition Ice Hockey games here in Aus. Talk about irony! And still...STILL... they HAD to have a (mild) fight during the match. Every. Single.Time. 😂😂😂

[@piecesofstarlight]

H...hill...hill-mitts? Those weren't mandatory equipment until 1979 for new drafts. The last helmet-less player retired in 1997 And he didn't even mention that one time that a player climbed into the bleachers to beat a fan with his own shoe. 80s Hockey was WILDING.

[@rob1733]

In reality, you could only find the punch ups to make fun of (oh, and the machete boots!). Otherwise, sounds like a reasonable game! I'd watch that... I wouldn't play it, but I'd watch it! 😂

[@gcchick91]

Came here after seeing the field hockey counterpart. I'm Australian but follow the NHL and have been to a few games. Oilers fan here so I'm pumped for our second round playoffs match up against the Nucks!

[@chapshobai]

I'm amazed at the timing of this video's release - RIP Adam Johnson.

[@smbmxdirt3427]

In Canada we buy urinal cakes from Canadian Tire and use them as blocks to lift our trucks.

[@brucemcleod5575]

Watching Shorsey, thank you for the explanation of the rules

[@julietteconnolly5140]

As a Canadian who lives here in Aus, you make hockey sound quite reasonable. AFL on machete boots

[@leanneblake4248]

Saw a few comments from Our Canadian Friends 💕💕 I have never meet a Canadian I haven't liked . And they have a good sense of humour and they can spell it correctly. 😂🙃🤣 .

[@seanchristie7150]

Love this, well done

[@Icebeam1247]

The game is an Olympic sport, and worldwide there are more than a million registered players performing regularly in leagues.

[@pinkymixology4965]

Jason Jason Jason!

[@MD4564]

Gridiron on Ice.

[@Chinguenguenza]

This was good. It made much more sense than his explanation of cricket.

[@Walkerxy]

Never been good at moving around on machete boots while trying to smack a black urinal cake

[@truecountrymusicfan]

Love this video it reminds Robin Williams how golf was invented

[@beijingcornsalesperson]

well that explains that!

[@stacey4758]

This is about the opposite of how I explain broomball. No machete boots, yes running in ice in sneakers.

[@checco314]

Canadian here. Lost my front teeth to a wizard staff at 12 years old.

[@wossle73]

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[@colinmerritt7645]

I went to the arena to watch a fight and a hockey game broke out.

[@michellecoats6649]

Jason, call it a what?

[@Darrow1991]

Totally accurate. Except in Canada, we call it hockey.

[@jessicam6881]

Hockey is for extremely good athletes with anger management issues lol.

[@Alan_Hans__]

RIP Adam Johnson Godawful timing with a video about machete boots.

[@kerryannmoor5908]

Sorry, I'm an Australian, who is Adam Johnson?

[@trevorkirby3781]

​@@kerryannmoor5908 uk ice hockey player killed when his throat was slashed by a machete boot during a match.

[@MidgeyMouse]

AWESOME

[@lindsey4127]

😂 I’m dead

[@jimkeats891]

OK. I guess that "hooking" doesn't mean the same thing where you are from...otherwise there WOULD have been a joke about it! Love the videos!!!

[@kett7761]

This guy is just like my uncle

[@johnsyborg]

Lol

[@olib774]

😂😂😂

[@samijames6602]

Hilarious! I didn't know anything about Ice Hockey until I watched The Goon a couple of years ago! Went to see a local game in Perth and to be honest I was disappointed by the lack of fights. Not saying it's right but it is definitely a very different sport! Well said once again Jimmy! PS ALDI sucks and sumfink is not a word! (Just my opinion) 😁😁🤣🤣

[@benjaminparkinson5255]

They whack .urainail soap around

[@gingerdudemadness]

Lost on the bit about the name of the puck.

[@themetalslayer2260]

Jason! Jason! Jason! Shut up! Let's make it a national sport in the second largest country in the world, not the largest country but the second largest country because: who f*cking care?

[@vanessagoddess1]

'assholes" cringe. You've let me down Jimmy 🙁

[@jonasspiro6476]

It's just Hockey. No need for the word Ice. North Americans don't call Football "Field Football," we just call it Soccer.

[@MrNeroDiablo]

There is Hockey that doesn't involve machete boots and ice.

[@comealongcomealong4480]

@@MrNeroDiablo But not a Professional League. So that's 'Hockey' for the win 😉

[@LadyPatienceK]

In Australia, we call field hockey, well, "hockey". Because it is very common. Ice hockey is rare as we have hardly any ice rinks.

[@LadyPatienceK]

​@comealongcomealong4480 field hockey has professionals all across the world. It is a much bigger sport than ice hockey.

[@comealongcomealong4480]

@@LadyPatienceK Thanks! I had no idea that players could make a career from Hockey and be paid. In India perhaps?...