Yeah like why is it the tribunal when there's four elders
@5fingastinkpunch3 жыл бұрын
@@arimations9889 RIGHT
@fileoffish14033 жыл бұрын
Started to sound like an SCP article
@skipabeat45043 жыл бұрын
Lol I was up to that part when I read your comment
@GigsTaggart3 жыл бұрын
@@arimations9889 We don't speak of "the incident"
@adrikmiloslav56673 жыл бұрын
"Like a Porta-Potty falling down a cliff" is a perfect description for the visually impaired
@Appl3forPFP3 жыл бұрын
Hey, don’t say that about blind people!
@Marcsine3 жыл бұрын
lmao i read that wrong
@Goofyahh13373 жыл бұрын
@@Appl3forPFP iM oFfEnDeD!!111!!!!! It was a joke, mate.
@kiseichew23 жыл бұрын
@@Goofyahh1337 woosh.
@ryanwhs10003 жыл бұрын
@@kiseichew2 that’s not a woosh.
@Mortomi3 жыл бұрын
When a tribunal dies, they use their meat for the jerky in the tribunal.
@hellocancer46153 жыл бұрын
Of course they will become what we call "Teriyaki"
@renhey99793 жыл бұрын
@@hellocancer4615 terry-yaki
@hellocancer46153 жыл бұрын
@@renhey9979 cool dont care
@michaelbauar25213 жыл бұрын
and they form this jerky into a meat-golem that guards the tribunal.
@alcatraz51613 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for meatcanyon to animate this
@CrypticKat509 Жыл бұрын
“i asked them what the secret ingredient was, and the only hint they gave me was it was super yummy oh boy” had me dying 😂😂😂
@BenjaminGessel3 ай бұрын
Super DUPER yummy oh boy! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
@HolyHandGrenade.3 жыл бұрын
"The beef pieces are put though a beef paper shredder which is like a paper shredder but for beef" Ah gotcha
@hugoglimbrink76253 жыл бұрын
Beef shredder
@JapethSierra3 жыл бұрын
Beef shredder
@FakeLLama233 жыл бұрын
Sheef breader
@yourlocaldonut52473 жыл бұрын
Beef shredder
@Synecdoche093 жыл бұрын
Which is also not washed, because why would it be
@erandabent1013 жыл бұрын
I ate the flavor packet It was best thing I've ever tasted, but the medical bills weren't worth it.
@ahuman74043 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@drakecrepe52713 жыл бұрын
Ah you ate it before the beef jerky didn’t you otherwise that would be impossible since the packet is to help promote a healthy body
@Sip_Dhit3 жыл бұрын
The thing about silica is that it isn't poisonous its chemically inert and doesn't even digest, nah silica gel is just a choking hazard due to its size even adults could easily breathe it in
@greenfroglet95673 жыл бұрын
If you lived in one of those dirty commie countries, you would be able to eat all the flavor packets you wanted without worrying about paying the medical bills. But you're not a dirty commie, ARE YOU?
@lemonke37743 жыл бұрын
I’m your 500th like! What an honour!
@mscooman3 жыл бұрын
You should make one called "How It's Actually Made - Beef" and it would just be a time lapsed power point of a cow growing up.
@silentwraith37083 жыл бұрын
Yes lmaooo
@youjustlostthegame20283 жыл бұрын
Or play this in reverse and frantically try to narrate what is going on.
@Minecraftlover733 жыл бұрын
That be a fun April fools video
@thorstenelvers76183 жыл бұрын
and at the end its just 5 minutes of the dancing polish cow
@Gigachad-mc5qz3 жыл бұрын
You mean cow lore?
@bluepenguin20712 жыл бұрын
4:39 when the group didn’t hear your joke the first time
@Ethan-ig7so3 жыл бұрын
This took way too long to realize that something was off with the narrator
@sn6wskinn6583 жыл бұрын
@John Burns i was skeptical but i didn’t realize until he started talking about eating the poison packet
@GuziF3 жыл бұрын
It when he referred to the mixer as a ‘portapotty falling sideways down a hill’ instead of like a cement mixer for me 😂
@hello18903 жыл бұрын
When i saw the channel was huggbees instead of that science channel
@UnrealisticArgument3 жыл бұрын
Hehehe.....
@UnrealisticArgument3 жыл бұрын
Anyone watch penguinz0 latest videos?
@xin2153 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how these videos start off as a normal documentary, and then gradually escalate into the uncanny. Bravo, you earned a sub and notifications turned on.
@lecgiu29703 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@lecgiu29703 жыл бұрын
@Lucas Carlson yeah
@andreasobama94873 жыл бұрын
esoteric is a cool word
@lecgiu29703 жыл бұрын
@@andreasobama9487 yeah
@tashamott3 жыл бұрын
i thought that said erotic masterpiece.
@theholybucketemperor60183 жыл бұрын
Yes. I too love adding some "super duper yummy, oh boy!" to my food. It makes really yummy
@lairdcummings90923 жыл бұрын
But does it also make it super-duper?
@swedishvampire3433 жыл бұрын
Oh boy!
@cameronpeterson67343 жыл бұрын
Next time my wife cooks I'll tell her that it's "super duper yummy, oh boy!" And see how confused she is
@SpectrumVans3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the delicious flavor packs 😆
@Artonox3 жыл бұрын
and it has to be in that very same tone as the narrator. Accept no imitations
@FHBStudio3 жыл бұрын
3:40 This flavor only became popular when they decided to add a G to the name. The change was made because customers complained it tasted like ass.
@lolliii54772 ай бұрын
A N g U S
@enveloreal3 жыл бұрын
"Meanwhile, in the Mojave Desert- Just kidding, this beef is actually manufactured in the USA." Woah woah there buddy
@thisguy9023 жыл бұрын
Must have gone for the Independent ending.
@Kriegter3 жыл бұрын
WAIT A MINUTE
@c.e.oofcrabgang28873 жыл бұрын
I'm like 99% sure the joke went way over my head but Isn't the Mojave desert in the usa?
@Maidenless26903 жыл бұрын
@@thisguy902 hmm i see what you did there
@zagonyt31003 жыл бұрын
Dark humor is the best humor
@BananaLizard3 жыл бұрын
"Why does he keep making Duke nukem jokes?" *doesn't realize the brand name until 3 jokes in
@patrickhodson87153 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even notice that connection until I read this comment lol
@SparkySummers3 жыл бұрын
The past two days have been full of duke nukem jokes, at least according to my recommended feed.
@mrpoopiebungholio48713 жыл бұрын
My fellow JSJ and Gianni enjoyers. Hello kings/queens.
@i-dislike-handles3 жыл бұрын
DUNDUNDUN DUNDUDUN I'M HERE TO SHIT ASS **reverb fart** **action music kicks in**
@landonheilman93343 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture has been my favorite picture for years
@Rock1290T3 жыл бұрын
I'm craving a snack that's portable
@triplemonster94293 жыл бұрын
Then some beef jerky might just hit the spot
@elereto3 жыл бұрын
@@triplemonster9429 idk man I think beef jerky might be better
@chickenwarriorr3 жыл бұрын
Maybe try beef jerky?
@ZachGrabas3 жыл бұрын
And packs a good dose of protein.
@deliocache25283 жыл бұрын
I recommend beef jerky
@landonalastair3 жыл бұрын
"once the meat has lost all of its appeal and flavor, quality control begins" had me CRYYINGGGGGG
@thatsaladprophet70513 жыл бұрын
"Beef jerky is no longer a food." "It's now a popular fruit snack,that comes in a variety of flavors"
@kenetickups61463 жыл бұрын
For savory or flavory flavors they use mosqitos
@Emess_9023 жыл бұрын
Vegans would approve.
@zamirmustafich16553 жыл бұрын
There's food!!!!
@xPhantom_404x3 жыл бұрын
@Deputy Fish Gills r/whoosh
@c.e.oofcrabgang28873 жыл бұрын
@@xPhantom_404x quit it with R/ bullshit, go back to the cesspool where you crawled out from or just say whoosh but quit with the r/ on a completely different platform
@mrcrazyadd23 жыл бұрын
"Jerky might actually be a mispronounciation of the word jerky"
@zamirmustafich16553 жыл бұрын
Are you crazy?, The jerky is now a fruit snack!
@fattyboi28823 жыл бұрын
Kiwi is good
@fquiroz65923 жыл бұрын
Charqui
@spikeynay73813 жыл бұрын
For more savory or flavory flavors, they use mosquitoes
@Ass_of_Amalek3 жыл бұрын
the word jerky comes from the german word schurke meaning petty criminal, because jerky was traditionally made out of criminals in germany.
@mpyl3 жыл бұрын
How it's actually made: sadness
@Mart-E123 жыл бұрын
We all know that
@wumbology31093 жыл бұрын
Ingredients: cox.
@PETRIXXXX3 жыл бұрын
lockdown
@dazenzi75933 жыл бұрын
When I’m out of drugs
@sasdagreat80523 жыл бұрын
Ingredients: your parents 9 months before your birth
@jaxonharbour1916 Жыл бұрын
Those flavor packets are my favorite food. Sometimes, I like to save them up and then eat them in a bowl with milk like cereal. They give me the yummies in my tummie!
@sillystrings235 ай бұрын
i will never see cereal the same way but i am also insane so i cannot be angry
@RiverTateComedy3 жыл бұрын
Completely had me until "it rolls together like a Porta Potty down a hill".
@steveschritz18233 жыл бұрын
I was rotfl when he said that lol
@RiverTateComedy3 жыл бұрын
@@steveschritz1823 I just thought dude was a shitty narrator at first lmao.
@Cooper3912 жыл бұрын
Not at “paper beef sheets”?
@leogarcia31822 жыл бұрын
Same here, but when he said meat slabs I knew something was up
@Meela90882 жыл бұрын
@@leogarcia3182 I knew something was up at WRINKLY beef lmao
@jeanstarnes45513 жыл бұрын
3:54 wait the ones that say “do not eat?” Those bastards lied to me
@robrod71203 жыл бұрын
The “not” must be a typo
@AsAboveISoBelow3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if you eat one, you break out of the matrix.
@ShadowWizard6663 жыл бұрын
Eat it, the warning is weak the tribunal is right
@Lichen84043 жыл бұрын
Eat the forbidden snacks. Revolt against the tribunal. Viva la revolu
@guypointinghishead54683 жыл бұрын
@@Lichen8404 The tribunal is corrupt!! Down with the tribunal of Jerks!! What we need is revolution! Not a constitution of lies and jerkies!!
@itstotallynotsai65773 жыл бұрын
2:15 rest in peace that one piece of jerky
@DerLamer3 жыл бұрын
Came looking for this comment
@Kattobi3 жыл бұрын
Why is it so fucking funny to see that one piece fall *sad flute noises*
@glazeddonut18743 жыл бұрын
a cow died just to be hung on a rack, fall off and splat on the floor
@saltyglitches24033 жыл бұрын
Rest in piece*
@Aether_Nix3 жыл бұрын
The piece of jurky: yeet
@gavinstricklin95123 ай бұрын
0:02 I thought he was gonna say “that smiles back” but portable works to
@enveloreal3 жыл бұрын
"The meat is placed in to an industrial smoker, because there is absolutely no way to smoke this much meat in one sitting." Well, let me introduce you to Alabama.
@cadenarmistead26333 жыл бұрын
I'm from Alabama =( It's so untrue =(
@loumorningstar77093 жыл бұрын
Alabamans don't like smoking meat? Well, there goes my BBQ company. Damn, even mark zuckerzoid likes smoking meat! Cow, pig, deer, congress, its all the same to him.
@cadenarmistead26333 жыл бұрын
Oh, no, we just don't do it in massive amounts
@beatwoodsmack27973 жыл бұрын
@@loumorningstar7709 oh god, zuckerzoid.
@Fisher4ever Жыл бұрын
@@cadenarmistead2633 don’t lie to the outer people we do smoke large quantities of meats and such
@malkavianchild52813 жыл бұрын
Holy crap I actually thought this was a real episode of how it is made
@OffGridInvestor3 жыл бұрын
Wait to you see his one on solid tyres. Somehow ends up showing 3 different factories for 1 episode....
@steveschritz18233 жыл бұрын
Welcome to your new addiction lol
@wtlf10263 жыл бұрын
@@OffGridInvestor The solid tires episode was definitely a trip. Took me a moment to realize “Wait a minute, that’s not the same factory!”😂
@y67moneyy1822 жыл бұрын
Same when I first started watching
@darrenlambert20992 жыл бұрын
The video is, the commentary isn't.
@IconicCROSS3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was a boy, my dad used to always watch how it's made with me not understanding how this was entertaining. As I am now an adult I now understand how amusing this really is.
@pyroskeletonstudios45223 жыл бұрын
Your joking right?
@swaggyfelix72432 жыл бұрын
Oh got I hope this is a joke
@IconicCROSS2 жыл бұрын
@@pyroskeletonstudios4522 yes dude of course 😄
@Maceisspicy2 жыл бұрын
I actually loved the show as a kid
@Just_A_Guy_Here. Жыл бұрын
I'm your 400th liker here & bye.
@dean82352 жыл бұрын
1:11 is the most underrated joke
@JonathanMuncherian3 жыл бұрын
"There are always four members of the Tribunal" Me: but doesn't "tri" mean three?
@DepthStrider2223 жыл бұрын
Shhh
@Gaclus3 жыл бұрын
Ahah! The word 'tribunal' actually comes from the roman official known as a 'tribune', the root for which was the latin word for 'tribe', 'tribus', as the earliest tribunes were the chiefs of the tribes that made up ancient rome. Tribunal/tri = three makes sense but is a false friend
@JonathanMuncherian3 жыл бұрын
@@Gaclus NEEEEEEEEEERRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
@PerpetualEnding3 жыл бұрын
@@Gaclus I am ashamed I did not know that. Thank you for giving my smooth brain a wrinkle.
@HilbertXVI3 жыл бұрын
@@JonathanMuncherian Your mother regrets having you
@samuraigoose4233 жыл бұрын
When I saw the beef being picked by the tribunal I could just hear them say “you are the chosen one”
@kiwibadiwi85363 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear: Put my beef into normal shredder
@lairdcummings90923 жыл бұрын
The Tribunal is unimpressed.
@RedHorizonz3 жыл бұрын
GOD DAMN IT! NOW ITS NOT SUPER DUPER YUMMY!
@foxi90093 жыл бұрын
You missed an opportunity to say i put my meat in a normal shredder
@itsalama4472 жыл бұрын
For those wondering the needle device at the end is for testing the nitrous oxide that is pumped into the packaging to displace the oxygen before the packaging is sealed for preservation.
@SofaKingShit Жыл бұрын
So technically it's actually part of a filling machine.
@lebakas_peppi Жыл бұрын
Are you sure they pump NOx into the containers before sealing? Sounds kinda deadly to me
@itsalama447 Жыл бұрын
@@lebakas_peppi yes NO² is used in food manufacturing to help stop oxidation its safe.
@lebakas_peppi Жыл бұрын
@@itsalama447 Okay, wow. That's something new to me. I was taught in my chemistry classes that NO2 is highly reactive and a strong oxidant, so I couldn't believe it. Thanks a lot!
@danielsoriente24263 жыл бұрын
It really got me good when Large Kevin, the Beef Elder pointed in the direction which the beef spear draped in the beef should go, at 2:10 - as if the beef spear had anywhere else to go but into the beef box with all of the other beef spears also draped in the beefs. The fact that Large Kevin the Beef Oracle believed the beef spear draped in the beef had a multi faceted destiny, and felt that it was his duty as Oracle to choose one of many possible destinies for this beef spear truly shows that Large Kevin the Beef Oracle is one with the beef, and successfully secures another term on the beef council. A round of applause for Large Kevin, the beef Oracle.
@Quesoquantum2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pendragon55732 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@kevinodom8708 Жыл бұрын
Hey what's up I'm large Kevin
@pinkfurret6245 Жыл бұрын
I prefer medium Kevins but large is fine too.
@Fyreflier Жыл бұрын
I really want more lore on the Beef Elders
@TooFarGabe3 жыл бұрын
"Once the meat has lost all of its appeal and flavor..." had me laughin for sure
@LinCalc3 жыл бұрын
Never seen one of these before, I love how it starts off legit and then slowly gets less and less accurate lol
@elitherainwing Жыл бұрын
The Duke Nukem reference was hilarious
@disneyxhild15673 жыл бұрын
"they also throw in an extra flafor packet so you should eat it after eating the jerky to prevent heartburn" i CANTTT
@OffGridInvestor3 жыл бұрын
Apparently afghans in the northern areas DID eat that sachet and get sick (US air dropped food aid in the early 2000s). They were illiterate and couldn't read ANY language so had to be told what was making them sick.
@melvinmerkelhopper57522 жыл бұрын
*flavor
@disneyxhild15672 жыл бұрын
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 it’s not a spelling bee
@oldphoneaccount2 жыл бұрын
@@disneyxhild1567 there is no bee, you lied to me.
@JacobBen94 Жыл бұрын
@@OffGridInvestor good riddance
@immortalsnail81013 жыл бұрын
“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
@LOOTLLAMA77083 жыл бұрын
Quit yapping about the heat, another settlement needs our help. (I know it new Vegas not 4 btw)
@mrblack51453 жыл бұрын
*you take another sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
@marinanottheboatplace38093 жыл бұрын
I thought of this the moment I heard Mojave 😂
@Kekistani_Insurgent3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip- eating that extra flavour packet has drastically improved my life experience
@shotguntornado3 жыл бұрын
I love them so much I'm going to eat them until the day I die
@garlicmuncher3 жыл бұрын
@@shotguntornado still alive?
@Free2Flay Жыл бұрын
1:49 Most terrifying part of this video. Someone literally has to stand around sorting little strips of raw meat BY HAND?! That looks like the most boring job in America.
@chesscomsupport8689 Жыл бұрын
Most boring? Not by a long shot.
@devinmcgroot7560 Жыл бұрын
welcome to 9 to 5. please stamp your timestamp
@Blunechi Жыл бұрын
1:37 why’d he compare it to a porta potty and not a washing machine lol
@crefis6376 Жыл бұрын
Ooh what about a vending machine guy job thats fun i bet
@themanwhowouldbebrick Жыл бұрын
@@Blunechi this video is a joke 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@vincere45913 жыл бұрын
“Into a beef paper shredder. It’s like a regular paper shredder, but for beef.” Ah yes. The floor here is made out of floor.
@eater_of_garbage_3 жыл бұрын
That's the joke.
@divineshadow-gathererofmag77103 жыл бұрын
This has never once been funny.
@vaideraid24393 жыл бұрын
And this meat is made of meat
@lorddumb213 жыл бұрын
@@vaideraid2439 every 10 years in africa, a decade passes
@manwithaplan55032 жыл бұрын
People die when they're killed.
@acidgiraffes3 жыл бұрын
Imagine graduating high school to put strips of beef on a piece of metal all day
@gmodmaster10003 жыл бұрын
being a member of the tribunal is a very prestigious position.
@RedHorizonz3 жыл бұрын
imagine graduating just to measure those strips
@D8W2P43 жыл бұрын
@AcoolCat So an average minimum wage job in a city?
@TwistedRagdoll3 жыл бұрын
Sounds good to me
@kenetickups61463 жыл бұрын
depends on the pay
@joshgtm32663 жыл бұрын
"Always 4 members of the TRI-bunal" ...... I love this channel lol
@Relaxingtitan3 жыл бұрын
No more no less
@ChargeNReact3 жыл бұрын
The general concept for these vids is great. His voice is damn near perfect for them. But, he needs help writing his material. 90% unfunny, un-entertaining. Let's argue...
@CarsonG10173 жыл бұрын
Well, quadrabunal doesn't quite roll off the tongue...
@ShogunRyuusha Жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing attention to the legendary Beef Jerky Tribunal.
@CherryBeScary3 жыл бұрын
“...there’s no way to smoke this much meat in one sitting.” Have you BEEN to a college party of any kind?
@startedtech3 жыл бұрын
Never been to a party good enough to have my meat smoked
@chrisanerton3 жыл бұрын
Mark Zuckerberg knows ALL about smoking them meats
@CherryBeScary3 жыл бұрын
@@startedtech You’re gonna have to join a frat my dude.
@PsychoticXRabbit3 жыл бұрын
A missed opportunity for a yo momma joke but I suppose Andrew took the high road this time
@adrian_zombturtle1483 жыл бұрын
Wait I'm confused do people smoke weed with there penis or something ?
@bachoo47443 жыл бұрын
3:56 my sister tried this, and apparently it is so good that she went to sleep
@Zackpokepro Жыл бұрын
😳
@bryannaing6316 Жыл бұрын
Ever since I started eating those packets in the beef jerky, I've never felt so different! It must be working great!
@Oreomilkcookie3 жыл бұрын
3:00 "Once the meat has lost all of its appeal and flavor, quality control begins" LMAO
@andytheobliviator3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting such an emotionally devastating ending.
@squidbro66353 жыл бұрын
The slight shift in tone made it even more devastating
@kunu983 жыл бұрын
That “flavor packet” lmao
@goobertoober1003 жыл бұрын
Who could dislike something as educational as this?
@brandonbrooks67283 жыл бұрын
“The meat spins like a porta potty falling down a cliff”😂
@yergourltopofficial96933 жыл бұрын
“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert just kidding there are actually made in the U.S.A
@sahajthind72343 жыл бұрын
@Ivan The evil woooooosh
@Rathbone_fan_account3 жыл бұрын
@Ivan The evil I hate to break it to you, but this is the whole joke.
@PuppeteerGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@sahajthind7234 no, he's also joking, so in fact, you're the one missing the joke.
@sahajthind72343 жыл бұрын
@@PuppeteerGaming Naaaaanniiiiii
@Rathbone_fan_account3 жыл бұрын
@Ivan The evil So what you're saying is your joke was you pretending to not get the joke..?
@JonReams3 жыл бұрын
I have to add for anyone interested, the "giant metal flower" at 3:17 is actually a very specialized filling machine specially designed for beef jerky. At last count only 5 existed in the entire world after the one in Russia suffered a catastrophic mix up where someone tried to use it to fill orange soda bottles.
@austingeorge66592 жыл бұрын
The second "What a bunch of beef jerks" followed by a long pause killed me.
@michaeljacobs11863 жыл бұрын
“Meanwhile in the Mojave Desert...Just kidding, this beef is made in the USA”. Ooof, was that a stab at Cali XD
@RandomPerson06463 жыл бұрын
Okay...I am going to be that youtube person...but the Mojave is mainly in Nevada and has Parts in Arizona.
@michaeljacobs11863 жыл бұрын
@@RandomPerson0646 Look up Mojave desert map. 60% of it is southern Cali
@DS-cl7cc3 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most underrated narrator, in the history of narrators
@darthraider4503 жыл бұрын
Is the shredder a filling machine or a rinsing machine?
@raiisleep3 жыл бұрын
filling machine, it fills it with holes
@thecountercounter91273 жыл бұрын
Filling machine. It fills buckets with beef shreds, it doesnt rinse them or the meat.
@shivajesus3 жыл бұрын
The washing machine is actually a rinsing machine, I asked all four members of the tribunal.
@bobthelarry87383 жыл бұрын
No
@paradoxverdoxious66202 жыл бұрын
Love the Silica packet flavoring, It really hits the spot in the emergency room!
@s3n43 жыл бұрын
"Jerky is now no longer a food, its actually a popular fruit Snack"
@ericbrown1753 жыл бұрын
“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert” “Just kidding these are made in the USA” Me: uhhhh
@MegaGeewee3 жыл бұрын
He's actually right, because the Mojave belongs to Caesar's Legion.
@Owtasmh3 жыл бұрын
@@MegaGeewee awe, true to caesar
@jessicaconner12423 жыл бұрын
Same
@beetle_bonanza57223 жыл бұрын
@@MegaGeewee I knew as soon as he said mojave there would be talk of fallout
@LOOTLLAMA77083 жыл бұрын
@@MegaGeewee naw man it belongs to The New California Republic.
@maenad12313 жыл бұрын
“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert” “Spin like a porta potty falling down a cliff” “These four wise elders” “Change is to offset balance in the universe” “Talk about a bunch of beef *jerks* huh‽” Damn I like this narrator lol
@PsyQoBoy3 жыл бұрын
Fact: This is the guy that does the infomercial for the multidimensional cable in Rick and Morty.
@Purumal1337 Жыл бұрын
wow at the fade-over at 00:59 i thought the guy was about to put his hand in the beef shredder..
@trevor25723 жыл бұрын
1:48 the jerky tribunal is totally an scp
@blankface93632 жыл бұрын
Or an backrooms entity
@jogan29123 жыл бұрын
That extra flavor packet is my favorite part of eating jerky!
@Spxry.3 жыл бұрын
Hold up 0-0
@ReddBoiii3 жыл бұрын
Same
@TransTeri3 жыл бұрын
1:10 And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.
@davidmason43843 жыл бұрын
I like your pic
@S17yCyber3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@TransTeri3 жыл бұрын
@@davidmason4384 thanks
@classicistsky61064 ай бұрын
"Back in the Mojave Desert- Just kidding, this is manufactured in the USA" I had to pause for a moment like "Wait, that's IN the USA"
@randomperson47723 жыл бұрын
How does he say all this with a straight voice I'm laughing hard
@mratrex00963 жыл бұрын
How to become a member of the tribunal: quit middleschool.
@awesomeness51753 жыл бұрын
...And begin the hardest religious trade school the world has ever known. These people are practically gods
@notarmchairhistorian77793 жыл бұрын
*"The tribunal has judged you to be JERKY"*
@bigboredthing2 жыл бұрын
I love getting high then just going down this rabbit hole and trying to figure out which ones are real and which are the parodies without looking.
@TheOmegaRoyale3 жыл бұрын
"The beef pieces are put into a beef paper shredder, which is like a regular paper shredder, but for beef!" 0:50
@lasaintebible44582 жыл бұрын
What will they think of next?
@senilerodent Жыл бұрын
@@lasaintebible4458 a paper shredder, which is like a regular beef schredder, but for paper.
@pearlpen67623 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace to that one Jerky bag who flatlined 😔
@plushluigi74173 жыл бұрын
F
@Autmrane Жыл бұрын
F
@gazelle14673 жыл бұрын
I love how you can still learn about the actual production process from watching this
@TheBoarKing1 Жыл бұрын
the subtlety of the tribunal having four members is great
@DogwaterrTV Жыл бұрын
As member of the tribunal, I agree.
@terminusest91793 жыл бұрын
2:25 "to change this number is to offset balance in the universe" Thanos: reality can be whatever I want. *6 infinity stones*
@setsers13 жыл бұрын
HA
@thatguy13793 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be honest, that doesn't look super hand made
@alimanski79413 жыл бұрын
Some of the employees have hands, and that's enough to qualify.
@adrian_zombturtle1483 жыл бұрын
Yeah there hands look pretty normal to me
@acrocanthos-maxima45043 жыл бұрын
when i make it i normally use my hands
@foxi90093 жыл бұрын
@@alimanski7941 *"SOME OF?"*
@alimanski79413 жыл бұрын
@@foxi9009 Who knows! Maybe none? I'm not judging!
@that_one_helljumper3 жыл бұрын
4:00 when I was a kid I actually thought they were flavoring packets
@setsers13 жыл бұрын
OOF
@BiasOfficialChannel2 жыл бұрын
Ohh….. it isn’t? 🫢
@ItzBIULD Жыл бұрын
@@BiasOfficialChannelthey are supposed to keep it fresh for longer shelf life
@WorldWalker1282 ай бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised at all if there's someone out there who takes this video entirely seriously.
@Lozoot23 жыл бұрын
"The meat shredder" is what I call my ex
@AsAboveISoBelow3 жыл бұрын
Use a lot of teeth, did they?
@ShadowWizard6663 жыл бұрын
Ex?
@ashh49293 жыл бұрын
Vagina dentata?! 😲🧛♀️
@majdabdallah44473 жыл бұрын
i can't believe he didn't say "that was a jerky move" while they were loading it into the smoke
@keatonfox18743 жыл бұрын
3:53 Until this moment, I wasn't sure if you had the balls to give potentially fatal health advice to the viewers. Not disappointed.
@crazy_mellon50282 жыл бұрын
Hahaaaaa😅😅
@LilcatSwoleBunny Жыл бұрын
i really want some beef jerky now, certified paid sponsorship
@slime87213 жыл бұрын
This guy's humor is as dry as a beef jerky, and I love it.
@IzaacChristian-bx3bq Жыл бұрын
I see another that time I got reincarnated as a slime fan judging by that pfp
@iskallos75933 жыл бұрын
I love the focus on the tribunal, so interesting, I had no idea beef jerky had such a vital function in the universe. You learn something new every day.
@Muonium13 жыл бұрын
1:30 it's spinning meat, meat that is spinning, one may say a meat spinning or "meatspin" , perhaps
@chaseywoot2 жыл бұрын
Google it to learn more about it
@madfisch473 Жыл бұрын
my life took a whole new turn once i learned about the flavor packet! thanks huggbees
@MrPanker3 жыл бұрын
3:48 balls of steel
@annieayotte89563 жыл бұрын
being part of the beef tribunal low key looks like a fun and chill job you just touch meat and hang out with your friends
@sillyman357 Жыл бұрын
Real homies can relate
@joeoglez3 жыл бұрын
Please no one eat the “extra flavor packet”
@ComeadeKat3 жыл бұрын
But there so tasty
@thebaseandtriflingcreature1743 жыл бұрын
That feeling of losing all the moisture in your mouth? So refreshing
@Phantomphan6133 жыл бұрын
Looks like I "won't be eating" this silica gel, guys * wink *
@wtlf10263 жыл бұрын
Too late…
@henkaan7741 Жыл бұрын
I thought I was watching Discovery UK or something. But then he says: "it rolls together like a Porta Potty down a hill"
@Cbskfishkskdhskaloa3 жыл бұрын
I was trying to watch how it's made to sleep and ended up watching this and laughing thanks narrator for keeping me up to 2AM
@fallingage103 жыл бұрын
2:38 The Curing room is cleanse all the fleshes of universe and also the only way to be a member of this factory.
@fallingage103 жыл бұрын
The tribunal starts curing season every once in a month drinks the life energy of those who fallen.
@prihaps3 жыл бұрын
Lmao “Premium wrinkled beef”
@BaileyFeesh Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about these videos is how quickly KZbin will put you onto these ones instead, literally after one real How It's Made video this was in the up next lol
@OffGridInvestor3 жыл бұрын
2:20. And you thought YOUR JOB was boring..... bloody hell I would die in 2 weeks doing that.
@noPr0Here3 жыл бұрын
I started watching this because I was genuinely curious. Halfway through I was like alright wtf is going on. Either way you earned a sub cause this shit was funny.
@isaacbacon60563 жыл бұрын
"here's some seasoning!" *dumps sand on the meat* Mmmm yum!
@IRMentat Жыл бұрын
HuggBees is the best American documentary ever.
@southerntommygun13533 жыл бұрын
As a fan of How It's Made this takes it to a whole nuther level.