As someone that used to work in an orange harvesting plant, I can confirm that the Orange Fondlers have been a serious issue for decades.
@meanone48863 жыл бұрын
Pfffft
@Remembrncee2 жыл бұрын
so you were an orange fondler?
@MANABEANS_YOUTUBE2 жыл бұрын
@@Remembrncee no. I was in charge of keeping the orange fondlers out
@Remembrncee2 жыл бұрын
@@MANABEANS_KZbin whew. i thought you WERE an orange fondler, i was about to put up a cancellation tweet cause you know, that does stuff..right?
@splaty22312 жыл бұрын
@@MANABEANS_KZbin hmmmm. I saw you on the jellybean video saying you used to work at a jellybean factory too……. I’m on to you
@tuckerindrikovic43424 жыл бұрын
I love how honest this guy was with how he wasn’t paid enough to check for punctures or scrapes
@thomasboi22554 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Alexander_l3224 жыл бұрын
It’s a joke 😂 love this
@vimbt11714 жыл бұрын
The dump truck is sanitized just enough for fda approval
@AntonioGonzalez-fx4mw4 жыл бұрын
Bet that guy sees this video and says “damn bout time I get some recognition” meanwhile the manager sees it too “ shit well maybe if I’ll pay him more, he won’t bring this up?”😹 jk jk
@marcoss33244 жыл бұрын
I heard that part and immediately had to come to see the comments lol
@ghostfacegengar3 жыл бұрын
"Since the cameras are rolling, she takes one last inspection" LOOOOL
@tactics64043 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂I heard that too
@xans56323 жыл бұрын
snitched on her and everything 🤣🤣
@fynkozari92713 жыл бұрын
I thought it was weird using a dump truck thats been cleaned.
@Tim.Stotelmeyer3 жыл бұрын
Not far from the truth. I've watched oranges covered with blue mold be sent through those fresh squeezed orange juice machines at some restaurants.
@draykode2 жыл бұрын
i had to watch the video twice to hear it LMAO
@STICKMAN991003 жыл бұрын
"He's suppose to check the greens for tears and punctures, but he isn't paid nearly enough to do that" - There's a whole can of worms behind that line.
@Florescentia023 жыл бұрын
And a can worth of worms in the greens
@user-pr6ed3ri2k Жыл бұрын
was about to say ^ too but realized this was one year old
@STICKMAN99100 Жыл бұрын
@@user-pr6ed3ri2k OMG it's been a whole year!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it's still a can of worms
@user-pr6ed3ri2k Жыл бұрын
@@STICKMAN99100 o k
@SergeantExtreme Жыл бұрын
@@STICKMAN99100 Well yeah, he's a messy can. Of course he's going to do a terrible job no matter what he's paid.
@enliieise4 жыл бұрын
Literally didnt realize it was a joke until he said that the noodles are shipped to restaurants
@shibarino37054 жыл бұрын
Fucking same
@aikomaliako4 жыл бұрын
I realized it was a joke when he said he isn’t paid nearly enough I get why it says actually in the title
@jacobkupferman7684 жыл бұрын
Same
@englishisntmyfirstlanguage74134 жыл бұрын
Same here, i was believing about the "greens" thing lol
@superharry14 жыл бұрын
We should start a club
@Nouno4704 жыл бұрын
"It could be done by machines. but it's not."
@Martdogg30004 жыл бұрын
I'm just watching that part over and over, it's so funny.
@jaakkohaapasalo18734 жыл бұрын
Facts + humor = inaccurate perfection
@nou63544 жыл бұрын
Hi brother
@Nouno4704 жыл бұрын
@@nou6354 sup. how's pops?
@nou63544 жыл бұрын
@@Nouno470 doin good
@CoreysCrustaceans4 жыл бұрын
“he’s supposed to inspect the oranges for tips and tears. but doesn’t because he’s not paid enough”
@greenxdsayhi18024 жыл бұрын
WHEEEEZE
@Oskar_4644 жыл бұрын
haha I realised it was a joke after that one
@admiralackbar36154 жыл бұрын
@@Oskar_464 it probably isn’t even a joke lol.
@Oskar_4644 жыл бұрын
@@admiralackbar3615 yeah maybe
@matsumuratrp4 жыл бұрын
@@admiralackbar3615 Oh it definitely is not a joke
@dougbrown043 жыл бұрын
I'm glad im not the only person out there that rewards themselves with an orange fondling.
@thiswasnoboakingaccident63683 жыл бұрын
Theft of a new iPhone is always cause for celebration!
@royalpain92813 жыл бұрын
Do you at least ask for consent?
@royalpain92812 жыл бұрын
@Firelord Eliteast67 that ain’t orange consent dude!
@royalpain92812 жыл бұрын
@Firelord Eliteast67 …I’m still calling the cops…
@leonardojuangorena48182 жыл бұрын
Aww... fondling oranges is tight!
@JBlooey4 жыл бұрын
2:48 He's clearly fondling a green, not an orange.
@satan60264 жыл бұрын
Right? I cant believe the script writers missed that. They should be sacked.
@yowennalcachupas95594 жыл бұрын
@@satan6026 not sacked, fucking kill in sight
@Drache8324 жыл бұрын
@@yowennalcachupas9559 Very fitting name and comment
@polarknight53764 жыл бұрын
@@yowennalcachupas9559 Still at war with Ad01f Hi713r?
@sci_pain34094 жыл бұрын
@@polarknight5376 nah i heard he has beef with H4RRY TRUM4N now
@FirstManDead4 жыл бұрын
As a chef, I can confirm this is how we zest our noodles.
@ianplace99773 жыл бұрын
@Maze dude what happen
@legitmusicgaming47493 жыл бұрын
@Maze dude oh *yes*
@christopherwason33493 жыл бұрын
fellow chef, can also confirm
@ranjanbiswas32333 жыл бұрын
Your noodles? 😨🤢
@user-nh3qg6gw8p3 жыл бұрын
Oh
@geddiayon774 жыл бұрын
"Since the cameras are rolling, the juicing operator performs one final inspection before she places the oranges in the juicer." No truer words have been said
@AmanPatel-ye6im4 жыл бұрын
was searching for this line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gilbertgotfried3 жыл бұрын
"Shortstack oranges. They're known for being small, juicy, and are used as a powerful aphrodisiac in certain cultures." I knew you were a man of culture.
@Misha-dr9rh3 жыл бұрын
certified goblin moment
@xilpes62543 жыл бұрын
Hey hey people
@nintendoman121113 жыл бұрын
I mean, he used to have a R34 art showcase in his channel, so it isn't surprising.
@denseaf15823 жыл бұрын
@@xilpes6254 “Today, I will show you the world of fantasy horticulture and other breeding techniques that also happen to work on various fantasy species.”
@oatmeal56723 жыл бұрын
Wait i don't get it can someone pls explain
@spaammz76514 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know it was a parody until he said “they aren’t nearly paid enough”
@DestructionVicey4 жыл бұрын
Same
@thesand50774 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@snarblewarbs61994 жыл бұрын
I like purples because
@AcemanX4 жыл бұрын
Me 2
@claritabbz4 жыл бұрын
Same
@pink22114 жыл бұрын
I love seeing new people thinking this is actually real.
@younlok10814 жыл бұрын
me one of them but i like him check also zefrank he tells good jokes
@carljason42994 жыл бұрын
That would be me
@jacksoncorbridge34534 жыл бұрын
You ruined it, your comment is the first one :(
@Ihopeiwin4 жыл бұрын
What this is not actually real? I thought it was *REAL*
@TheSorrowSoul4 жыл бұрын
Jackson Corbridge Same happened to me :(
@sid55274 жыл бұрын
wtf i didn't realize this was a meme until he said "once the cameras turned off, she threw oranges in the juicer" HOW DID I BELIEVE THE PASTA THING LOL
@user61224 жыл бұрын
you WHAT
@bakedice67674 жыл бұрын
"He will now fondle an orange" failed to tip you off?
@squa-squathedragon41244 жыл бұрын
Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling
@sid55274 жыл бұрын
@@squa-squathedragon4124 -_-
@ronanrobinson464 жыл бұрын
you beleived that a theif snuck into the factory to steal an orange?
@ismailantar87293 жыл бұрын
"Go easy on the orange juice, that stuff doesnt grow on trees, wait it does"
@flipflop84363 жыл бұрын
So why is it so goddamn expensive?!
@nuclearbomb94833 жыл бұрын
@@flipflop8436 you pay for the effort they go through to remove all the flavor from the oranges
@alimohsin4963 жыл бұрын
Hey I know where this came from
@coconutpog5963 жыл бұрын
@@nuclearbomb9483 I don’t think you’ve tried pure orange juice…
@potassium39483 жыл бұрын
@@nuclearbomb9483 but just enough so FDA accepts it as “orange juice”
@brain_apostrophe_t4 жыл бұрын
I like how he always starts with bland normal how its made lines and then slowly slips into crazy shit. Edit: I'm aware that that's the joke. In this comment I am acknowledging how much I like that joke.
@menherakun6703 жыл бұрын
He is HowtoBasic in speech
@statyk65203 жыл бұрын
I believe he uses the actual how it’s made intro before going off script
@SlyHikari033 жыл бұрын
That’s the point
@boop993 жыл бұрын
Almost like that's the joke
@nomorejellybeanflower66593 жыл бұрын
true
@SCP--nk2wj4 жыл бұрын
“Sometimes a local thief would break into the factory after stealing a brand new iPhone and fondle an orange” that legit had me dying xD
@Noahs80series4 жыл бұрын
Peanut
@jammeranimated26274 жыл бұрын
I did not expect that line XD
@thatusernamehasnotbe3 жыл бұрын
Me too, i am now dead.
@P.H6913 жыл бұрын
No wonder my oranges taste like someone put their hands on it, god damn it orange fondler!
@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN3 жыл бұрын
Ah shit I can't look away
@tnovuh4 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for "How It's Made: Babies"
@ColonelFanzipantzen4 жыл бұрын
No one knows who came up with the idea of squeezing the pp to make semen
@unmenv28974 жыл бұрын
I want babi, I never had big boy talk
@Prankalanka4 жыл бұрын
Stealing one is easier, trust me.
@touryouka4 жыл бұрын
petition to make “How its really made: Babies”
@JBlooey4 жыл бұрын
He loosely covers one element of that in the paper episode.
@KniferJ3 жыл бұрын
"Cleaned just enough for FDA standards" they cleaned it with the water hose
@SteventheOrigin2 жыл бұрын
Did he stutter??
@lawl_4llie Жыл бұрын
Idk about anyone else but I have urges to drink hose water sometimes.
@Annoniempje4804 жыл бұрын
"Don't even get me started on the travesty known as orange soda" Yeah, those require filling machines.
@seancollins72603 жыл бұрын
Not a rinsing machine?
@excuseyou71983 жыл бұрын
@@seancollins7260 How many times do I have to tell you, the filling machine is NOT the filling machine.
@__-kb9no3 жыл бұрын
Dontchu wanna Fanta Fanta ???🥴
@El_Jongus3 жыл бұрын
Feel like it might be a rinsing machine actually
@the_otaku1013 жыл бұрын
I mean the rinsing machine does kinda fill the bottle
@kelleycomer75084 жыл бұрын
"Go easy on the orange juice that stuff doesn't gro- Wait it does The why is it so damn expensive?"
@emilpersidski4 жыл бұрын
Came from that too lol
@KrashersTV4 жыл бұрын
This video played right after.
@curtwalker2244 жыл бұрын
I came from there to lol
@lemonsweet.17224 жыл бұрын
I got this in my recommended after watching that
@tsarmatthiaschapelston38584 жыл бұрын
Emil Persidski ditto
@NickNitro4 жыл бұрын
You had me for a minute, gg my guy.
@frnnzy_4 жыл бұрын
Nick Nitro LMAO first time watching huggie? Wow I posted this ten months ago ok
@DestructionVicey4 жыл бұрын
@@frnnzy_ my first time
@GrimmBlacksousl4 жыл бұрын
Hi
@aceofspades81294 жыл бұрын
same, lmao
@bip-bap47744 жыл бұрын
Looks like we have a rookie.
@orange50572 жыл бұрын
this is horrifying
@liamvieira77419 ай бұрын
@huggbees ONE HAS ESCAPED
@TheBruhster3172 ай бұрын
Back to the orchard
@kanaa.2857Ай бұрын
Delete this comment before he sees it.
@FrogAviationАй бұрын
QUICKLY RUN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
@claudia-uy5gkАй бұрын
AHHHH
@ctf_2fort1394 жыл бұрын
Huggbees has made a mistake calling them all greens, because there were also some yellows and sea foam greens in there
@libbip13234 жыл бұрын
Everybody must bow down to The One, The Only, Todd Howard 🙏
@twocows3604 жыл бұрын
a classic blunder
@isaacsrandomvideos6674 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard **bows to the god Todd howard**
@isaacsrandomvideos6674 жыл бұрын
Todd Howard **i bless you for making glitchy games**
@mosshivenetwork1174 жыл бұрын
COULD I INTEREST YOU IN SOME SEA FOAM GREEN?!?!
@ericneverdasovs61294 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I pretend I'm a teacher who unknowingly put this on in class thinking it's a real "how it's made" video and I see how long it takes me to notice something is off
@unexpected24754 жыл бұрын
I always hope that a teacher will accidentally put one of these on.
@NethanMontgomery4 жыл бұрын
This would be the greatest troll if a teacher put this on on purpose in class
@unexpected24754 жыл бұрын
@@NethanMontgomery That'd be awesome for an April Fool's Day prank. "Alright class, we're watching a documentary on how chocolate is made." *grumbles* "The beans are poured into a cage of starving refugees, who lick the beans clean of any dirt on them."
@vborovikov4 жыл бұрын
2 minutes in. This guy got me second time already.
@mirzaiscandle4 жыл бұрын
I don't know how so many people got "in this stage they're known as greens" and thought this video was real until they reach the pasta joke
@static79854 жыл бұрын
i thought the bag made of orange peels was obvious enough
@YeloJello4 жыл бұрын
@@static7985 and a random their fondling an orange
@YeloJello4 жыл бұрын
Theif*
@TheSicariuss3 жыл бұрын
How about the poor soul that didn’t get it untl AFTER the pasta joke?
@enliieise3 жыл бұрын
I had no reason to doubt this good man
@spugintrntl2 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, that juicer mechanism is a thing of beauty.
@catslino5037 Жыл бұрын
You mean The cruel contraption that tears into the oranges pulpy insides for our consumption?
@spugintrntl Жыл бұрын
@@catslino5037yes. Stunning beauty.
@Mikurou4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time KZbin has notified me on time.
@ThatsBitFunny4 жыл бұрын
#MILKGANG
@SaucyyAce4 жыл бұрын
Same
@pullbackracer52234 жыл бұрын
Same
@TakaiyoTheSquidDog4 жыл бұрын
Same
@coolbrotherf1274 жыл бұрын
I have the notification bell on. I always get the notifications whenever he uploads.
@andrewkappler55034 жыл бұрын
I love how it always starts outs sounding real then quickly derails 😂
@IINC0RRECT4 жыл бұрын
Honestly 😂
@andrewkappler55034 жыл бұрын
@@IINC0RRECT lol
@Camo1x4 жыл бұрын
Not really, it seems like from watching this it doesn't derail quickly
@eminatorstudios4 жыл бұрын
I too start my day with a tall glass of Mister Simpson
@dylanchouinard61414 жыл бұрын
“Juice so good, it should be criminal. Really...it really should be criminal.”
@JimJamMS4 жыл бұрын
That's why they call him Juice.
@rushshahaiosifovg4 жыл бұрын
fart
@annanicholson53094 жыл бұрын
Oh Homie... mmmm
@starlite044 жыл бұрын
Damn
@SuperROFLWAFL2 жыл бұрын
I like how a stolen Walmart shopping cart is a part of this process. It really ties in with the rinsed out milk jugs with the inkjet printed labels they put this juice in
@oliviersavard867610 ай бұрын
it feels like they spent all their money on the cleaning conveyor belt, then they ran out of cash and grabbed whatever shit they had lying around for the rest of the process
@vomitkermit34465 ай бұрын
Its vero beach, they are special there.
@TheIceLurker4 жыл бұрын
2:38 you know, even without Hugbee's voiceover this is hilarious, he slowly walks from out of nowhere, grabs a single orange out of the 1000 as if to quality check it and walks away. What the hell
@shinybreloom40274 жыл бұрын
Probably was scanning everything, found one with dubious quality, then decided it should theoretically be alright.
@edwardcortez66624 жыл бұрын
@@shinybreloom4027 You're one of my favorite shiny pokemon. Just had to let you know lol
@enchantedlimestone3734 жыл бұрын
* Green, not orange
@davidhong19344 жыл бұрын
I mean, sometimes you just have the urge to squeeze an orange.
@KokoroKatsura4 жыл бұрын
a n i m e n i m e
@Steele474 жыл бұрын
talking about the minute maid and tropicana, here in mexico we have "Tampico", the label for a 1 gal containeer states "less than 1% juice"
@querakuraginn48124 жыл бұрын
what
@bananabuns13694 жыл бұрын
mm, love me 1% juice
@johnnyhotcakes52174 жыл бұрын
We used to have Tampico here in NE OH it was like ghetto sunny delight lol
@spikeynay73814 жыл бұрын
Mmmm 0% juice
@calanon5344 жыл бұрын
I've had Tampico. Damn tasty stuff.
@WarChallenger4 жыл бұрын
“So, is this going to be completely satirical, or did he make a real documentary by mistake again?” *1:44 “Alright, it’s real.”
@zirjaeger40374 жыл бұрын
I mean knowing what we do about companies today it probably is
@obsidian_oki4 жыл бұрын
Your not wrong
@Snow4174 жыл бұрын
stop fondling with the oranges
@nonameforyou22384 жыл бұрын
which one was the mistake documentary?
@WarChallenger4 жыл бұрын
@@nonameforyou2238 There was one from April that was completely factual.
@eliteshinx88842 ай бұрын
2:38 I can’t get over the fact that the narrator knows that the thief is a “local”, as if the company are aware that only thiefs within a certain parameter go after their oranges
@AdubyX4 жыл бұрын
The fact you're overcoming your hard and harsh moments make me embrace the fact you NOT ONLY cheer my day up but you also make me feel proud for you you significant man.
@RomanBraixen4 жыл бұрын
Nooby to the channel here. What happened?
@unexpected24754 жыл бұрын
@@RomanBraixen His dad passed away a few weeks ago.
@kayots4 жыл бұрын
“A decommissioned dump truck, which has been sanitized *just* enough to meet FDA standards”
@chasenoel72254 жыл бұрын
we best bee seeing "how its made 2- orange soda edition"
@abysspegasusgaming4 жыл бұрын
Yes, because that delic- travesty needs addressed.
@chasenoel72254 жыл бұрын
Yes indeed my orange brother. And I mean like oranges not your race.
@Fightre_Flighte4 жыл бұрын
@@chasenoel7225 wha.... What? When did ethnicity join the issue when referring to someone as your orange brother? Also, I just want to hear Huggbees make funny noises whilst trying bacon soda.
@chasenoel72254 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t trying to bring peoples ethnicity into this, but with everything going on I don’t want people to think I was being racist.
@alfiegordon90134 жыл бұрын
@@chasenoel7225 how could that be construed as racist??
@X-SPONGED3 жыл бұрын
"As the worker empties the greens into a collection bin he is supposed to examine them for tears and punctures but he isn't paid nearly enough to do that" (1:33) That is simultaneously a joke and a fact
@seanlim2224 жыл бұрын
'He will fondle an orange' Orange: I feel sexually harassed.
@yolkyostritch16924 жыл бұрын
We were bad but now we’re good
@dylanjb40654 жыл бұрын
sean lim צדחמדן,חקשפד
@dylanjb40654 жыл бұрын
sean lim siwj iwh
@Icarusinhischariot4 жыл бұрын
@@yolkyostritch1692 moving into your neighborhood
@bentramer6824 жыл бұрын
#Fruit2
@c.f.74084 жыл бұрын
I've wondered about how orange juice was made my whole 31 years of living
@rigelknight62964 жыл бұрын
I just thought it was orange squeeze and never questioned if
@joltedjon4 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments: "I didn't realize it was a parody until he said this" Me: "First time?"
@bip-bap47744 жыл бұрын
Looks like it's amateur hour.
@tornadogirl90994 жыл бұрын
Yes it is.
@gtmuellermueller70024 жыл бұрын
Dang, im just another one of those people
@MegaFregel4 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it. So he does serious videos normally?
@haroldchugsmayo48464 жыл бұрын
Nice
@aspen_leaf99222 жыл бұрын
I love that these videos actually tell how it's done as well as the added comedy. Good Job!
@darkySp3 жыл бұрын
I hate how your intros are perfectly sound, no sarcasm or weird stuff. Then the first parodied line hits you like a truck and i keep falling for it. I love you!
@Purple_Sloth3 жыл бұрын
Truer words cannot be spoken
@LordQueezle4 жыл бұрын
I've had a theory for a while now that Huggbees actually has all these industrial machines from his videos in his back yard and this is all just an elaborate tour of his estate.
@jacoblamberson27092 жыл бұрын
He not only owns all these different businesses and factories on his estate but he educates us all on how the product is made. A truly great role model.
@A_Ducky Жыл бұрын
I believe it. People who made "Shake Hands With Danger" also own their own equipment. Every KZbinr does. Rich bitches!
@wackyart27374 жыл бұрын
4:07 *As a hater of having pulp in my orange juice, I feel personally attacked.*
@ParadigmUnkn0wn3 жыл бұрын
I love how they just have random shopping carts as a key part of their operation.
@Appleboy781653 жыл бұрын
Yeah they clearly stole one of them from a local Walmart
@Nomadsword4 жыл бұрын
"...and don't even get me started on the travesty known as orange soda, that would take an entire episode of its own." Don't threaten me with a good time.
@bioswalesbioswales30044 жыл бұрын
im going to be floored if there isn’t an orange soda episode after this one
@aidanmaxwell10193 жыл бұрын
“Fondle” is a word that appears a little too often in this guy’s vocabulary.
@BenjaminGessel3 жыл бұрын
I have found that one could fondly say that he is fond of the word fondle. I myself have found that I am fond of the word fondant...
@aidanmaxwell10193 жыл бұрын
@@BenjaminGessel I enjoyed reading this reply. Thank you.
@BenjaminGessel3 жыл бұрын
@@aidanmaxwell1019 😁😁😁😁😁👍
@Thund3rDrag0n123 жыл бұрын
Maybe it just doesn't appear often enough in yours
@Wythaneye2 жыл бұрын
Maybe people in the factory need to stop touching my food. Seriously, why does every food factory have professional food fondlers?
@cycek12044 жыл бұрын
"...Sometimes a local thief will sneak into the factory after having stolen a new iPhone. To reward himself for a job well done he will fondle an orange" Instant subscribe
@MissStehkeks3 жыл бұрын
i screamlaughed for a solid 2 mins after that part
@layle721_3 жыл бұрын
@@justmehereUK yes, yes I did
@ps928093 жыл бұрын
@@justmehereUK eeveryone
@the1017M3 жыл бұрын
@@justmehereUK It's funny for Americans because somewhere in some state a guy probably actually fondled oranges. Most likely in Florida.
@Chromatic453 жыл бұрын
Same
@ThePsykoLP3 жыл бұрын
1:05 ah yes. The shortstack oranges! My favourite!
@maulmemes4 ай бұрын
Your inner Dantes is showing.
@EZRA-BET4 жыл бұрын
"Shortstack oranges" > they also happen to be green Ah yes, Goblin oranges
@nasuamaya4 жыл бұрын
and in the distance, the quiet chanting of "hey hey people"
@KaedeLanyo4 жыл бұрын
Stealing an iPhone and then fondling a shortstack? That thief has better days than us, that's for sure.
@jademonas4 жыл бұрын
"it could be done with machines, but its not" "the thief fondles an orange" "the bin taken fron the bosses car" "dont even get me started on the travesty that is orange soda"
@Popebug4 жыл бұрын
Yes, we all watched the same video
@GavinMercer4 жыл бұрын
orange soda is the best this dude is tripping
@acesenpai983 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
@Spurdospaerde692 Жыл бұрын
Now that you've assured us of your future dedication to the truth, please tell us if you were being sincere about being had in the first half.
@fireboy939394 жыл бұрын
I could go for some Greens, just clean enough to meet FDA standards rn if I don’t say myself
@whateverppl12294 жыл бұрын
milk: how it's actually made directors cut: how we discovered milk
@williamfalls4 жыл бұрын
"Why's that baby cow keep drinking there? I better get me a sip."
@kormagogthedestroyer3 жыл бұрын
This is the first video I watched from this channel, and I still think it is the best. There is a perfect progression of increasingly obvious fibs about the yellow juice called orange juice in this video
@ewpert. Жыл бұрын
I accidentally put tis on the tv to watch with my mom and didn't know that this wasn't an actual informational vid. That was fun.
@QB20114 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite "how it's actually made" of the year so far. Just the right amount of satire and gas lighting. 4.5 thumbs up.
@xinyuxue8684 жыл бұрын
"People mistakenly thought green juice are made from leaves..." Oh i fell for it
@GrumpyIan4 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for "How it's made: Meth"
@nytrodioxide4 жыл бұрын
You can watch Breaking Bad for that one
@antrax6074 жыл бұрын
Hi Ian McCollum here
@araw540 Жыл бұрын
As an orange fondler I do just walk right in and celebrate my latest iPhone thefts with the zesty supple green orange goodness and walk out without talking to anyone.
@tresbeans4 жыл бұрын
"It could be done by machines... But it's not" The no explanation kills me
@filtratedmars67113 жыл бұрын
5:01 I like how he didn't even include sunny d since it's literally sugar water colored orange except it's 80 percent sugar
@grizzlydino2 жыл бұрын
When I think of Sunny D, I remember that article where some girls skin turned into a different colour because she drinked too much of it
@wutho4 жыл бұрын
Knew this was a parody when they mentioned the FDA, since OJ is regulated by the US Dept of Agriculture.
@renee2shay4 жыл бұрын
😂
@edipasplays4 жыл бұрын
TIL
@jamesguu75104 жыл бұрын
OMG your right
@SpaceDanceOfficial4 жыл бұрын
well that took you a while lmao
@drekelley23523 жыл бұрын
The fda use to be agriculture, but the government for some reason made fda its own branch. Just depends on when he actually made this video
@ttv-th-jessecat13353 жыл бұрын
It’s 1:30am and I’ve been watching these for 2:30 hours 😂
@MTheroy4 жыл бұрын
This was good lol... finally caught on at “but he doesn’t get paid enough to do so”
@thecoolkid94194 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@KirokireHameraky3 жыл бұрын
"Shortstack oranges, they're small, juicy-" almost made me spit out my coffee
@BasedBidoof4 жыл бұрын
I like how you throw in semi-truths like tropicana being orange drink, because it's not fresh juice, but it's actually concentrate. That's actually so they can secure like 20 years of concentrate powder, so they have less business volatility
@willdwyer21672 жыл бұрын
She absolutely hoisted that shopping cart up on her knee and dumped the whole guy.
@skiesquiggles73194 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite KZbin series'
@annanicholson53094 жыл бұрын
This and fluffee
@annanicholson53094 жыл бұрын
And Bigfoot
@billysbigworld61664 жыл бұрын
3:19 that made me laugh so hard for no reason
@大塒昭3 жыл бұрын
4:10 is the best, try it homie
@stavkous4963 Жыл бұрын
I think those are limes
@Mazaroth4 жыл бұрын
"That would take up an entire episode on it's own". Okay, when is the orange soda episode coming out?
@llama38563 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's videos. He always starts off normal and then a minute in, that's when things start to go South. I lost it at the local thief part.🤣
@helen73493 жыл бұрын
SAME!
@Nyartatouille3 жыл бұрын
"to reward himself for a job well done, he will fondle an orange."
@matf2443 жыл бұрын
2:55 "Which continuely spin t--" " oh did i- did i say something wrong, they stoped spinning" "oh- oh there they go thank god" BRUH this was funny
@siadurans4 жыл бұрын
3:53 idk why but this part is so relaxing.
@briangrooms47463 жыл бұрын
I love how the commentator slowly gets more passive aggressive with what he says through the video 😂
@caydenthompson18784 жыл бұрын
"You bonehead, its name is the same as its color, just like a lemon"
@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi4 жыл бұрын
*BONE* head
@IndigoGollum4 жыл бұрын
@@BokuNoDensetsuNoHoshi Shut up and get back to work.
@sleepingmrbunny65704 жыл бұрын
"hey whats the colour of an orange?" ( stops cleaning )
@sleepingmrbunny65704 жыл бұрын
( wink )
@bigsaggy37083 жыл бұрын
In my middle school they didn’t have orange juice they had “Orange flavored drink”.
@Conanchicken3 жыл бұрын
you’re joking
@seanclements62063 жыл бұрын
I want some of that purple drink
@bustergundo5163 жыл бұрын
@@seanclements6206 *I want some of that purple stuff*
@shuv57153 жыл бұрын
They been givin y’all orange water
@waterdrinker48393 жыл бұрын
i believe some places dont legally allow orange cordials to be called orange juice because it doesn’t actually contain squeezed oranges and only has flavourings and sweeteners. its the same with chocolates, products that dont contains enough pure chocolate isn’t legally allowed to call their products “chocolate” and instead uses “chocolate flavoured” so your school probably gave you an orange cordial which is just used with water
@MakoRuu4 жыл бұрын
For a second there I was like, "Why is this so opinionated??"
@MessedUpBrainspike4 ай бұрын
"Wait, what?" Zero context, zero explanation, 100% funny as hell.
@DanTheCaptain3 жыл бұрын
Never stop doing these. I love How it’s Made but this is honestly even better lol
@esmanurbugday20104 жыл бұрын
I don't know how this guy isn't laughing when he is voicing it
@user-xw1tb7hw4o3 жыл бұрын
I will die of LAUGHING
@pepeabbott29474 жыл бұрын
For me it was when he said: "It could be done by machines, but it's not." I made a face and checked the channel real quick. 🙃
@minty73003 жыл бұрын
As a fan of the actual how it’s made, let me tell you, this is infinitely better. Much less informative but better by literally every other standard
@АлекАлистарх4 жыл бұрын
"Collecting oranges is a job purely made by hand. It could be made by machines,BUT IT'S NOT"
@isabellalost82563 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, those were tennis balls
@woolfoma4 жыл бұрын
"that would take an entire episode of it own." Don't do that, don't give me hope.
@yaboifiredogz2 жыл бұрын
“Many people start their day with a tall glass of OJ” Me: I start my day with a tall glass of tangerine water.
@sillylilstella2 жыл бұрын
bro think he special
@simonblaha4 жыл бұрын
The worker with his bag made out of recycled orange peels: "I used the oranges to harvest the oranges."
@Mick_924 жыл бұрын
I was drinking orange juice when I got the notification for this WTF.
@rakshahegde29074 жыл бұрын
How was the juice?
@bash97914 жыл бұрын
xXGHOST_SNIPEZXx x what if it was dry though? that would be some lame OJ
@AtlasReburdened4 жыл бұрын
Can you taste the theif's finger oils?
@bash97914 жыл бұрын
xXGHOST_SNIPEZXx x I like a bit of juice with my pulp
@xVampyreMoonx4 жыл бұрын
KZbin was spying on you 😉
@pankek54314 жыл бұрын
"But he isn't paid nearly enough to do that" Mood
@mildbuffaloenjoyer95102 жыл бұрын
I love how the thief doesn’t steal any oranges, he just wiggles it
@thatoneuser86004 жыл бұрын
"Today, many people start their day with a tall glass of OJ" Straight bars 🔥🔥🔥
@KlutzyNinjaKitty4 жыл бұрын
0:28 This is actually true. These are perfectly healthy, mature oranges. Oranges are usually green unless they’re exposed to cool temperatures while maturing. But even then they won’t be that distinct orange color you’d typically think of. Most places will just straight-up dye their fruit so it’ll look more visually appealing.
@justinchannel1284 жыл бұрын
1:06 “these ones are called ‘shortstack oranges’: they are known to be small, juicy” Oh god he knows what a shortstack is
@soldier_boi69062 жыл бұрын
“Sorry we can’t sanitize it anymore it’s too much sanitizer” that’s how I imagine they talked to the fda