How It's Actually Made - Butter

[@allenrw315]

“The last vial is horse semen.” And then just silence. So much silence.

[@jb490245]

A very *loud* silence

[@jimurrata6785]

Need time to let it sink in....

[@edithasd2806]

@@micahwright5901 ew

[@chrisknight6153]

It seemed to me he made a screenshot and made us stare at it. You gotta love this guy.

[@maxpayz2431]

@@micahwright5901 my question is why do you want to know what horse seem looks like? 👀

[@macdoodlechamp]

“the churner spins at 28 rotations per rotation” this machine done gone broke the laws of physics lmao

[@reginnna]

That sentence broke me

[@caimaccoinnich9594]

Obviously. Rinsing machines be like that.

[@no-fx9fx]

@@caimaccoinnich9594 i thought it was a filling machine

[@jeffwells641]

@@no-fx9fx It's more of a rinsy filly rolly machine.

[@no-fx9fx]

@@jeffwells641 thanks for the clarification

[@gavinscience4146]

Me: “huh that’s weird, so far this video sounds about normal to me” Him: “the last vial is horse semen” *ah, there it is*

[@DalekPratt1963]

Wait, what about the Milk Hiking Boots. Oh yeah, that is actually normal. Continue.

[@matthewanderson7824]

I mean that is what skim milk feels like

[@Beengus]

Nordvpn

[@NiqIce]

@@matthewanderson7824 Hold up

[@Code_Machine]

@@DalekPratt1963 what?

[@Eskimo615]

Wow I didn't know people made spoof versions of these so I thought this was 100% a legit episode. When he said horse semen and then just moved on I don't think I've ever laughed so hard while being in complete confusion as to how that made it into the show.

[@SyenPie]

LMFAOOOO exactly well said 😂

[@nate_storm]

hiking boots didn’t tip you off?

[@JetInAJar]

Really, “The Butterizer” didn’t do it for you?

[@jett27j30]

What had me was hiking boots, but I thought it was just a joke that any normal "how its made" might have, then the butterizer was a bit strange, and how he described it, I was a bit confused, but again, maybe just a joke for some extra fun. It was all pretty legit, seemed factual and all, then "horse semen" lmaooo

[@TheChristian_Poet9203]

It’s called satire, the king forgotten humor that is better than any other humor

[@1999colebug]

"A proud man's bucket" is a great way to describe that bucket.

[@dominicgarcia5179]

That line made me spit it was so funny

[@repperex3745]

@BoomerLemon "there's more"

[@Chips48]

@@repperex3745 “No..”

[@sangmild387]

a happy little bucket :)

[@drewdicesore]

Hi fellow Michigander

[@alexghe4338]

"this milk will go on to make; Cream, yoghurt, *hiking boots...* and cheese."

[@getflashbanged7234]

Note: DON’T go hiking with Mr Bones, had to walk miles barefoot

[@DaniSC_l1]

mmm yes, i love using *thicc cream boots*

[@everest7063]

I was like "hmmmm... one of these is not like the other"

[@alexghe4338]

@@everest7063 yeh I know, I was like 'hol up' yoghurt isn't made the same way, you need bacteria for that shit.

[@kalamari555]

Why did I read yoghurt as yog"hurt" ??

[@thermalerosion4556]

“Today, it’s a product of modern technology.” “The butterizer is used for making butter, and only butter, and it’s very good at it”

[@jimijenkins2548]

#gungang

[@thermalerosion4556]

Yes

[@charliebetperez]

omg europa lmg....

[@thermalerosion4556]

Indeed

[@therandomlaniusedward2140]

@@charliebetperez Taniks has no legs. He kneels to no kneecaps, owes allegiance to no femur. He is a shank, and it's very good at it. We have been killing him since House of wolves at D1, Yesss? Now Taniks is alive again, but not for long.

[@purplehaze2358]

"First the inside is cleaned with soapy water, to punish the butter for any swear words it may have spoken during this process." I love the wording here; specifically, the use of the word "may". It implies it isn't a guarantee that the butter swore, so they're just doing it because it probably did at some point.

[@OurNewestMember]

It would be racist if you just assumed

[@thekraken1909]

Catholics be like:

[@NewfieMan98]

"The last vial, is horse semen." just the confidence alone with which that line was delivered made me crack up

[@jeffwells641]

And then lets the full clip just roll without another word.

[@dfo990]

I thought the vídeo was serious until this... Lol

[@pokemom4life232]

I read comments while watching videos and as soon as that was said I was reading your comment. 😂😂

[@TheHutchy01]

Makes sense, not everyone knows what 2% milk is, but I always have at least two cartons of horse semen in the fridge.

[@bobzilla7894]

My teacher didn’t watch this video before showing it to us. It was a fun lesson

[@amatesamaru]

What class would have you watching a how it's made video on butter?? Lmao bunch a fucking liars in here

[@BurntSocc]

@@amatesamaru basic culinary class, I was shown videos about making a lot of things like cheese and butter. My teacher showed this video to a class before mine and was telling us about it, and we ended up watching it anyways

[@bobzilla7894]

@@amatesamaru we were in a heal class talking about the affects of dairy products

[@darkside-edits-w]

😃

[@Op3ium_]

@@amatesamaru what makes u think its fake bruh science class fucking idk bruh

[@NinjaDude_YT]

I like how he starts off convincingly accurate and progresses deeper and deeper into the mayhem

[@Joshua-1223-5]

Annnd 100th like

[@theshuman100]

i dont why i expected the video to just end after the butteriser

[@Daniel_3322]

0:30 "hiking boots" What a convincingly accurate start...

[@fxracer1860]

@@Daniel_3322If my hiking boots arent made out of milk I dont want it

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

That's actually true, look it up​@@Daniel_3322

[@NickyTheSwordsman]

If I ever become a teacher, I swear I'll let my students watch one of these videos one day and I'll just "pretend" to not notice it. That'll sure make someone's childhood.

[@synthmare8742]

You're a hero

[@Hodger88]

This guy gets it.

[@thekraken1909]

Maybe leave out the part about horse semen, yeah?

[@matoiryuko9444]

@@thekraken1909 they have to learn it someday yk

[@TheDumbTwin]

You Madlad

[@Skull35]

This seems like an actual episode of How It's Made. "The last vial is horse semen." Ah, there we go.

[@kittensilovethem]

*h i k i n g b o o t s*

[@omegacolossus]

H I K I N G B O O T S

[@lunarpitch]

@@kittensilovethem no that's accurate

[@millz5403]

It’s pretty accurate

[@elenaxthatxbitch]

@@millz5403 hello comment that got 14k likes

[@theee219]

"you can even eat this popcorn butter if you're a fan of painful diahorrea"

[@Fluffypancakes-o7q]

Lol that one got me xD

[@touchmycamerathroughthefence]

“diahorrea”

[@koon5237]

@@touchmycamerathroughthefence I think he meant to say “gonorrhea”

[@playerreset3070]

@@koon5237 Diarrhea

[@alexhobbs2209]

@@playerreset3070 *no one likes people like you*

[@folger8213]

“Wow, a cow made of butter”

[@melissaleigh8019]

LOL

[@MasterBaker2020]

Sounds like the state fair to me!

[@diyteeth1389]

my girls would love this.

[@deadbydaily604]

Their first words were in fact

[@iloveyounohomo]

@@deadbydaily604 "i love butter"

[@matthewlloreda]

I put this on to fall asleep and didn’t pay much attention to catch the initial tip-offs for it being fake and when I was almost asleep, that third beaker was poured and he said the punchline and now I am up wide awake from laughing so hard.

[@martinmarvinii3139]

“This is a bucket” “Dear god...” “There’s more” “No!”

[@arks_knights]

soldier:you did'nt read mine spy:does it say you want the bucket soldier:YES

[@zaccyiswaccy56]

Ah! A Man Of Culture!

[@rosealielycan]

I'd like to thank my brother for showing me that so I can gleefully laugh at this comment without saying wtf lol

[@samuelrodriguez4374]

A man of culture I see!

[@kollsveinozpil]

"Its contains a bucket"

[@axkee1418]

"The churner spins at 28 rotations per rotation" so it rotates 28 times every time it rotates? That's a lot of rotation

[@Webberjo]

When I heard that it slipped right by me, but then a few seconds later when I thought about it I was like "wait, what??"

[@thebonelessone3107]

This and the “pushing out air” bit made me think I was having a stroke

[@Fudge_3]

doesn't that mean each time it spins it gets 28x faster?

[@axkee1418]

@@Fudge_3 It's a recursive procedure, once it's finished one rotation it has already rotated 28 times, meaning it has already rotated 28 times squared etc. so infinity tldr: after one rotation it's rotated an infinite number of times

[@daniellow6358]

every time i rotate... i do one rotate

[@GrandAdmiralWaffles]

We’ve found it, the other 98% of milk

[@Ghost_of_Avalon]

Horse Semen, of course! how could we have been so blind!

[@UnknownAlfa7]

Creamy

[@mobslaya_4547]

Quite flavourful

[@zwaeeeh398]

I wish i couldn't read.

[@InsomnicKing]

So that's why butter tastes Familiar

[@sober_katz]

4:14 the last thing i expected was a yu-gi-oh reference to be in a video about how butter is "actually" made lol

[@randomrobloxcontentlol]

same lol

[@elsquisheeone]

anyone remember that iconic scene in Yugioh where Yugi and his friends use the heart of the cards to collect all 5 forbidden dairy products and summon Excowdia

[@vulpifi7796]

Good times...

[@clayinator7286]

Oh right, I remember this.

[@thecountercounter9127]

Man, I'll always love my favorite character, Joey cheese-wheeler

[@Naitohana]

this sounds like something straight out of jojo

[@Idontwantahandleplease]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3OspI2ii5adfs0

[@Caitilizzie]

I’m hoping so hard that a teacher somewhere was looking for a genuinely educational video on how butter was made, and they played this for the class without realizing

[@ashleyserrano6747]

Almost … but not quite

[@cutiestonelol]

yea my classmates will literally scream random words like "ayo" and "SUSSY"

[@thelegendarypancakee]

There's a comment that said this exact situation a year ago LOL

[@mostafkhalied67]

Just happened to me

[@TheEmeraldMenOfficial]

Well, the CNN fell for his HIAM video for bread

[@Jaws10214]

I worked for a dairy factory when I was a teenager. We packaged brand names, and off-brand names. The best part, we packaged the exact same butter into the no-name packages, and the brand name packages. So those who pay an extra few dollars for the brand name, are getting the exact same butter as us plebs ;)

[@PercydeRoloFangirl]

Oof

[@Momus_F]

But that's not true with all products. I visited a sause factory once and their brand stuff was made with fresh vegetables while the off brand ones were made with frozen vegetables. So while this may the true for butter, sometimes spending a little more gives you fresher products :)

[@chrisparker8176]

Not for all you can def tell

[@MrHenkkkie]

@@Momus_F You know that frozen vegetables are frozen as soon as possible after harvesting and therefore are as tasty and healthy and fresh as "fresh" ones?

[@michigeng8560]

4:52 I love that you could hear him break character when he said “5” 😂😂

[@jimk9314]

Everyone else: So that's how butter is made Me: I must solve this puzzle to become Pharoah of the Duel Monsters

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Step 1: YEET THY BUTTER

[@pixelartkid7965]

Me: (pointing) animal print.

[@johnthrashly]

it is seemingly some kind of animal print maybe a dalmation and that makes me think it must have something to do with red eyes as joey wheeler dressed up as a dog that one time

[@jimk9314]

@@johnthrashly I supect animal print is what the puzzlemasters want you to believe. After some analysis, there's a chance the markings line up into an incantation only a certain type of Magician can read. But if read incorrectly, they summon Yugi the fake Pharoah. And if read correctly. they summon the True King of Duel Monsters: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SUMMONING YUGI WHEN IT WAS ME, DIO!

[@johnthrashly]

@@jimk9314 DIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sunny3721]

I love how it always starts off with some actual information then it quickly goes downhill

[@cookiecrumbles3971]

“ThE lAsT vIaL iS hOrSe SeMeN

[@khailsan]

or uphill, depends on how you look at things.

[@JordHaj]

Ah yes, h i k i n g b o o t s

[@CourierCat-isGod]

"hiking boots" That was the end 💀

[@earth-]

Xd

[@CRITICALHITRU]

0:30 was the turning point for my perception of this video.

[@XxAggro_BunnyxX]

"The last vile is horse semen" Me:😃 "Back to the butter-" Me:😀 oh so we're just gonna leave it at that?

[@sadcheese6674]

Why are you smiling?..

[@marcogonzales7070]

@@sadcheese6674 they’ve got the hots for horses😍

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

Howd they get the horse to fill thst vial tho wtf

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

@@marcogonzales7070 mr. hands

[@carloplaysstuff5328]

shut up kokichi stan, himiko was way better

[@estimatedoptimism1275]

Show us how it’s actually made - Milk Hiking Boots

[@TheWaffle654]

That's redundant, you can just say hiking boots.

[@armastat]

How do you think they turn raw Cow Skin into Soft Corinthian Leather boots?

[@pedrofromthecoffeefactory6703]

No we need to know how they make horse semen

[@axero9868]

669 likes am about to ruin it

[@alexisflynn1033]

Him: “Would you like to guess how many butters are in a single package of butter?” Me: “26!” Him: “that’s right, 455”

[@EddieMan598]

I literally thought the exact same number

[@andistansbury4366]

I thought it was 4

[@kevinsmart2165]

Well, you were closer than me. I guessed one butter, since it was just a single block.

[@namakkv]

The pink sauce lady:

[@thesuperginge1348]

28 rotations per rotation. You know it's a high number of butters

[@libraryphantom]

This guy is so good at coming across as professional that even though i know this is a spoof channel, I'm always like "okay wait is this true tho". Especially in the beginning 😂

[@geddiayon77]

"Would you like to guess how many butters are in a single package of butter?" I am humbled by my ignorance in being unable to answer such a question

[@Lucifer666Est]

I guessed 2

[@ruchick6155]

What does that even mean?

[@ejpool4104]

I said 4, then was quickly corrected with 455, and I said "yeah, only 55 off"

[@wariowashere7017]

90 butters since 10 is yellow playdough

[@ejpool4104]

@Mac Cheezy lmfao I love this

[@kulrigalestout]

"The last vial is horse semen." *Proceeds to stare at it in silence for ten very uncomfortable seconds while something that sounds like bad 90's porn music plays softly.*

[@Drumede]

0:30 "this milk will go on to make cream, yogurt, *hiking boots* and cheese"

[@rjvan9763]

0:30 I thought I misheard that . . . hah, I didn't. 😳

[@lilsquidyyy]

hiking b o o t s.

[@benis220]

Ah yes milky hiking boots

[@lasaintebible4458]

Reply here only of you make hiking boots out of milk

[@professionalTaro]

@@lasaintebible4458 I do

[@christophermccutcheon2143]

Be hilarious if you just cut the video at 0:45. "How butter is actually made..." "It's called the butterizer!" *Abrupt ending*

[@dihydrogenmonoxidecontainm6064]

A "butter landing" is when you land a plane with butter landing gear or, in other words, replace the tires with whole sticks of butter. 1/4 pound sticks, to be precise.

[@supersonictumbleweed]

This works surprisingly well. Mainly because of really low temperatures close to outer space the butter is kept frozen into it's landing gear shape. Butter used like that gets eventually either used up during emergency landings or sold at a premium thanks to it's fresh aerated spacey taste.

[@metalmangaming642]

my mom laughed at the Yu-Gi-Oh joke

[@jalencloeman5227]

Mee too

[@prismatic8333]

my dad laughed at the Yu-Gi-Oh joke

[@joeysunrapper4676]

Bold of you to watch this with your mom

[@WhoisVinnie]

Joe Mama Sorry

[@pickles9878]

Don’t lie for likes on KZbin, we all know moms don’t exist.

[@verticalpug2026]

Anyone else sometimes pretend like you are new to this series and you get increasingly suspicious of validity until he doesn’t become subtle anymore, trying to detect that exact moment?

[@crazykay9422]

No but I very much appreciate the idea

[@thaloblue]

Omg yes lmao

[@DrainianDream]

As someone who’s first exposure was this video at 4 am, it was the horse semen

[@_NobodySpecial_]

The only thing that made it suspect at first was the hiking boots but the horse semen sinched it

[@Jordan-vp5fh]

@@DrainianDream first time watcher here and my cherry coke went thru my nose at the horse semen part

[@CoenBijpost]

28 rotations per rotation! I always knew making butter required hyperdimensional manifold cycling. The horse semen is probably what facilitates the opening of the wormholes! Wow. You learn something every day! Thanks 🙏

[@kirbybabyluigiultra8030]

"the last vial, is horse semen" you're not gonna mention thats the ost expencise thing on the video?

[@jessepinkman1471]

did you have a stroke halfway through typing that? the grammar luftwaffe would like to know your location

[@kirbybabyluigiultra8030]

@@jessepinkman1471 im sorry, english is my first language

[@L7vanmatre]

@@kirbybabyluigiultra8030 Thank you for your honesty.

[@fluttershy1529]

@@L7vanmatre yeah

[@beckel3593]

@@jessepinkman1471 Yeah, don't pick on him, that's offensive to fellow stronk suufffferers lirk me5!!1

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

If I was a teacher I would play one of these videos for my class every Friday.

[@cordingchain8314]

And thats why you're not a teacher

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

@@cordingchain8314 well...that's one reason.

[@revolver265]

@@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush I mean, I'd let you teach me but my standards are far lower than the school board Or maybe school board doesn't approve of demons

[@A_Bottle-Of_Orange_Crush]

@@revolver265 it's 2021 ffs. The school board needs to be more inclusive.

[@smiley408]

Hell, you’d be my favourite teacher then.

[@nevr4give220]

"The last vile is horse semen" *silence for 10 seconds*

[@AnaTorres-re6bf]

It been 7 minutes and I am just broke the silence and went to read the comments.

[@banu6301]

Kinda wished he edited in that valve turning clip after saying that

[@everything_swiftie1]

My teacher played this video in class and I have never seen him run so fast and slam his laptop lid down. I think he was genuinely concerned for his job...funny as though

[@kylemcmullen9306]

"The last vial is horse semen". That is a beaker. You need to get your facts straight.

[@ruchick6155]

It's the rinsing washing fiasco all over again

[@AnaTorres-re6bf]

I do not care if it's a vile or a beaker. He said horse semen.

[@bowmanc.7439]

I think it’s to do with the word vile setting up the expectations of vile substances. Yes I analyse jokes for a laugh.

[@MariaRuiz-zb9wx]

It’s a joke

[@lilyhalter8443]

This narrator in particular would not give a single shit if you told him

[@talos_the_automaton2329]

2:22-2:24 For some reason the 28 rotations per rotation made me laugh uncontrollably. I’m just imagining It exponentially accelerating until it rips itself apart.

[@boneless70]

It's from 2:16 to 2:20

[@AB-jq1el]

that was a year ago 😭😭 ​@@boneless70

[@embrion]

Just found out about this guy. Want him to narrate everything in my life.

[@jennott1703]

It's a tie between him and Samuel L Jackson for me

[@everydaycompress4259]

this milk will go on to make "cream ,cheese,Hiking Boots, and butter "

[@countryboydaniel6776]

I never fully understand in which parts he’s joking and in which parts he’s being serious Edit: guys I think the horse semen part was genuine

[@popcorn8153]

I don't think people used to make butter by shaking hollow logs but I don't know what to believe

[@fedos]

@@popcorn8153 You can make butter by shaking heavy cream in a jar. I don't know if early people used hollow logs, but shaking is definitely likely.

[@meetwheatpodcast9078]

That’s the beauty of this channel

[@expfcwintergreenv2.02]

Joking? 🤔

[@darkraiking680]

He’s joking?

[@generalrubbish9513]

"You know what you can't do with butter? Protect your online privacy." O B S E R V E

[@charlesromea-gorton8033]

"Did you hear the rumor about butter?" "Well, I'm not going to spread it!

[@banann_ducc]

Stop making puns you are going to use them all

[@melissaleigh8019]

*D A D J O K E*

[@cezarcatalin1406]

Do you think it’s kinky if I like my butter whipped ?

[@Mxtthew24]

“The rumor mill is just churning!”

[@ShrekGKSPrivacy]

Nice puns

[@InvictusByz]

I hope future archaeologists find this channel and nothing else from this whole era

[@Guitarocker493]

*Just finished covering my firewall in butter* "You know what you can't do with butter? Protect your online privacy." Fuck.

[@SofosProject]

Your avi works so well for this.

[@ballisticflea7009]

Fuck indeed

[@vexsten6171]

"After 30 minutes of Churning something unexpected happens" I legitimately thought the joke was going to be that he wasn't going to say what was unexpected, like there would be 30 seconds of silence and then the next topic would be brought up

[@chrisjandik5019]

"the butter, is made."

[@shitpostgrotto2982]

You can't tell me what to do, I'll protect my internet traffic with P U R E B U T T E R

[@babybeesshenanigans9129]

"And that, kids, is how I met your butter."

[@cypher_mortis]

3:11 **me salting my food**

[@icecreamsundd]

who eats that much salt damn

[@Canadian-Bryce]

I'm still so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary. I don't wear shirts, I don't wear shoes, and I still demand service! I spent my entire overseas vacation gaslighting a child, and then tried to kill him to get back at my ex-bestie! My diet consists entirely of free samples handed out in the food court of my local shopping mall. I spent 9 months learning Cantonese so that I could travel to Hong Kong and participate in the largest free market in the world. I was hired as J.K. Rowling's social media manager and insisted she use the most free speech she could possibly think of. I'm currently unemployed. When I view my father's memories of my own conception, I maintain eye contact with him and shout "戦い!"(which means "Fight" in american) at the moment of climax. I'm undefeated in bingo, because the free space is the only one that I need to win. My file compression software of choice is WinRar, I'm currently on my 16th year of the free trial. My second favorite thing to do is ignore plot threads. My first? Talk about Connie's mom. While working in a virology lab, I refuse to wear any sort of protective gear, as they would restrict the freedom of my movements! (coughs violently with maximum freedom) I right-click save any NFT I see, and now I have 16 terabytes of animals wearing clothes, tanking my PCs performance! While sinking to my death in the belly of a titan, there was only one all encompassing emotion, overtaking every single thought in my mind! Who was going to stop Mikasa from hooking up with anyone if I'm gone?! I'm so free, that I spend every waking second of my life actively working to prevent anyone from potentially taking my freedom away from me! I have no social media accounts, because I decline the terms of service for trying to take away my freedom. I just keep moving forward, until 80% of my enemies are destroyed.

[@lucysteel2686]

@@Canadian-Bryce bruh what?

[@tyriquesimon3351]

@ishowspeed

[@tiara9624]

@@Canadian-Bryce nice copypasta

[@lucasbladen7290]

2:27 you know when you have a stroke reading something? I had a fucking stroke listening to that.

[@robloxlover69outofcontext62]

"h o r s e s e m e n" Music: 🤸🤼💃💃👯

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

How horses do it anyway, they no have thumbs

[@BenjamintYT]

@@PremierCCGuyMMXVI That's alright. *Humans do it for them*

[@doethebro6585]

Nice n tasty

[@acek2016]

@@BenjamintYT it would have cost you nothing in life to not say that yet you did

[@ferrarileadstrategist319]

@@PremierCCGuyMMXVI they slap their schlongs against their stomachs

[@cookiethereeject6065]

"The butterizer makes butter and only butter" At least it's not only purpose is to pass the butter

[@JToaster]

Oh god..

[@jadinkllz12]

I'm gonna turn this comment in and get an A

[@MiiKaVGC]

Pass the butter please! *Machine Noises* Well you're a f#cking disappointment.

[@Tickled]

I dwell in the moment we convinced our teachers to show these videos without preparation.

[@kditty0337]

"The goal is to replace all of the air the fat molecules squeeze out so that they have enough air to squeeze out all of the air of the fat molecules" such a way with words...

[@reenTV]

that line killed me

[@thesupersaiyansavant]

1:21 It's just the silence that kills me XD

[@twjamjam]

So imagine this, butter on a dog

[@antonioalas4814]

Dog with the butter on it

[@whoknows5093]

@@antonioalas4814 butter dog

[@mr.worldwide6422]

Butter dog

[@mldan8726]

@@antonioalas4814 budder dawg

[@pixelparasite829]

I feel like there's a pun to be made here, but I can't come up with anything clever.

[@p3talsdotpng]

I almost had a heart attack at 4:22 i did not expect that while trying to fall asleep 😂

[@texasranger6566]

I love how that his videos all begin informative than turn into utter chaos of comedy that makes me laugh for a week after

[@WingZero172]

*udder chaos

[@itsjustleo3371]

3:28 im concerned for this mans thumbs

[@CosmicMoth]

"28 rotations per rotation"

[@theannilators7479]

“Would you like to guess how many butters are in a single package of butter?” Me: um… one? “That’s right, 455!”

[@Mike-ij4rq]

“Something unexpected happens... The butter is made” Me: •o•

[@ambernicole3992]

1:10 that escalated REALLY QUICK

[@nightcorefusion3884]

- Video about butter. - unexpected and surprisingly on point reference to Yugioh

[@c.a.t..f.s.h]

"this milk will go on to making cream, yogurt, hiking boots and cheese"

[@AkuraauBakoua]

4:00 Don't give them ideaaas

[@dinkthegreatest]

What the fuck, Derek? 2:56

[@grecco_buckliano]

Here we have Jason at 2:20. Jason hails from Wenatchee, Washington and has a deep seated need to touch all the knobs, spindles and buttons several times a day whether they need it or not. He redoubles his efforts as the day draws to a close or else he just doesn't feel right. He also likes to count things, but butter is hard to count, so he does not do that here.

[@Arc_Carnes]

Thank you for letting us know!

[@rons9404]

I thought I was watching How it's Made from Discovery Channel, and then, whaaaaat? Is this truly educational?

[@kenobrien3865]

1:20 omg I died

[@Thunder11110]

You died but real man want to drink it!

[@mrhelitosis7564]

The last vial is *H O R S E S E M E N* Why r u still here?

[@kenobrien3865]

@@mrhelitosis7564 idk

[@callaway3246]

The silence us so loud

[@Lozoot2]

"Butter Cream Shower" is what I call my ex

[@jayadams681]

we all do🤪

[@ferrarileadstrategist319]

that's what I call my mom

[@gameseeker6307]

@@ferrarileadstrategist319 uwu

[@ferrarileadstrategist319]

@@gameseeker6307 hey butter cream shower

[@Lola1912]

Ew 😂😂😂

[@connorbeith3232]

2:47 Whad'ya know?I l am a fan of painful diarrhea.

[@wafflestcattash4818]

OMG same

[@L1tt3r_b0x]

Omgah! Me too!

[@ZaF4ran]

0:47 - 1:31 i've had this section on my phone for years. I'm glad i finally found the og video again

[@hoodedpork8309]

This is such an elevated level of comedy, you are criminally underrated my friend

[@vintagegal212]

I watched this with my family, thinking it was an actual how it’s made, when you said “horse semen” we all bursted out laughing

[@lunarpitch]

They laughed cause someone figured out your family's secret recipe to their homemade butter

[@paulmccartney2327]

@@lunarpitch we get it. You just came here for the part where he says horse semen. No need to tell us

[@fatherstrong6180]

I am so happy I've found this channel , I've not laughed this consistently in a long time

[@Medh3ad]

"They take the dinglebop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice."

[@rustythecrown9317]

Their is a Plumbus , among us

[@bentramer682]

I've never been so early, show me the rinsing machines!

[@julies3837]

Shhh.....butter is being punished.

[@ston3dr3dneck18]

@@julies3837 I love my butter punished

[@Locustkill3r]

ITS THE FILLING MACHINE

[@jamesjameston4171]

What’s a rinsing machine? I’ve only heard of filling machines.

[@julies3837]

@@ston3dr3dneck18 Well where do you think whipped butter comes from?

[@alansartrignot]

“The butter churner rotates at 28 rotations per rotational” as someone who takes trig and we just went over the fuckin rotations and shit this threw me off a lot lol

[@danishhasry9315]

I am gonna tell my kids this is the real "HOW IT'S MADE"

[@Horizon-main]

Oh no. 😂 "Horse semen/cum"

[@chrisnyari9213]

watching this guy i like waking u in the morning an nothing adds up or makes sense

[@drakonna6281]

4:22 now kaiba knows how to reach atem once more

[@The_Masked_Man_]

I actually work in one of those factories this is pretty spot-on on how we do it.

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

Even the horse semen?

[@thenewseorarek9625]

@@sillylittleowlguy2392 no thats only in salted butter

[@lunarpitch]

@@thenewseorarek9625 no wonder it's so delicious

[@sLdHavoc]

Bro I thought I was having a stroke at 2:33

[@AllDayBikes]

1:32 that part got me lmfaoo

[@rafaelcabarcas8176]

"The butteriser makes butter" AH YES THE FLOOR IS MADE OUT IF FLOOR

[@Do_not_assume]

I actually believed the hiking boots until he said horse seamon

[@ThatSkyMusician]

Can I just say that your videos momentarily cure my depression? Thank you for existing.

[@MonstaGamez]

3:59 So *thats* why butter is so yummy

[@dantedevon3978]

I have never been more disappointed in my life that the machine's name isn't what it's called in this video. We need to petition to make the machine called the butterizer.

[@CoenBijpost]

Butterizer 5000!

[@The_Moth1]

Buttering Machine! It’s a filling machine for butter

[@_slippery_51]

You are my new favorite youtuber, I haven’t laughed so hard in so long.

[@johnsamuelcampbell9920]

00:11 fun fact: the Bible actually does mention butter, a total of 11 times

[@SkippyZii]

King James Version in particular I checked NIV too but didn't yield as much

[@gcbsaw]

A coincidence its in 11 seconds