how likely i am to beat twisted wonderland characters in a fight 👊🏾😦💀

#twst #twistedwonderland
maybe i actually would like to fight silver…
do not fight people unwarranted pls i don’t want to promote violence 💖
i got twice tickets!! i’m so happy!!

[@ichigokage]

Okay I know you love Epel. But I’m just throwing this out there. Farmer kids aren’t pushovers.

[@Alicesn1fan]

Run.

[@Mr.Munster]

Yea I gotta say do NOT pick a fight, even if they don’t look it- they’re all secretly buff and don’t take disrespect nicely. My school is full of em and there’s fights all the time cus someone said somethin about someone else’s mama

[@tiredtomattoe]

Skipping savanna and the tweels is probably the safest option to keep you alive in this world

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

And Diasomnia too. All of them are just too OP. XD

[@tiredtomattoe]

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker Diasonmia is just out of the question. Even Silver being the only human can beat my ass backward

[@Hiya8partyz]

But I mean…Azul ripped a cage with his grip, so stamina be damned, if he’s got you in his grip, RIP

[@nataliegoodman4131]

When did that happen!

[@LukyTanuki]

Yeah, Floyd mentioned that Azul in his merman form has hella strength since it's all muscle and doesn't see why that strength wouldn't carry over to his human form 👀💦

[@Hiya8partyz]

@@nataliegoodman4131 Chapter 6 with Riddle, though I forget which part of the tower exactly.

[@tiredtomattoe]

I mean, in chapter 4 when Jamil ask them what kind of friendship they have Azul confirms that, if the tweels really wanted to, they could claim the position of dorm leader for their own but none of them could beat him yet. He can't run but he can overpowered Floyd and Jade easily

[@tiredtomattoe]

@@Hiya8partyz I found it chapter 6-66-10 He didn't actually rip open a cage but in the middle of an arguing with Riddle he said he will use his unique magic to seal Azul's magic and Azul respond that he's confident in his brute force to ''win'' the stage. Azul is DEFINITELY stronger than Riddle physically

[@YuukiMarvellGames-Art]

Jamil is a bodyguard bro, he knows how to kill probably. I ain’t fighting that-

[@mizu2052]

IM SO confused why everyone thinks they can beat epel. he's a farm boy he is so fucking strong and i would say he could strength-wise surpass many savanaclaw members

[@wat1530]

I don’t think Epel would surpass any savanaclaw in strength but he was like deuce before coming to nrc so I’d still lose

[@mizu2052]

@@wat1530 are you sure? Ruggie himself acknowledges he isnt that strong and avoids physical confrontations bc of it, and epel is implied to be suprisingly strong due to his hard work farming-

[@wat1530]

@@mizu2052 actually, yh. I was only refering to the main cast of savanaclaw but i do agree abt him being stronger than "ruggles"

[@mizu2052]

@@wat1530 "ruggles" i agree

[@Tai_Senpai]

As an Asian I can beat everyone with a slipper. Yes even malleus.

[@ramens]

😭

[@jiminsmxgicshop]

HELPP

[@tiredtomattoe]

Behold..... la chancla

[@Tai_Senpai]

@@tiredtomattoe what's that?

[@ieatriceveryday]

​@@Tai_Senpai lmao it's slipper in spanish

[@dancingfoxtails]

This is like trying to pick a good route in a horror game 😂 I loved how you slowly zoomed in on the biggest threat in Savanaclaw Ruggie, who'd cook you for lunch when he's done

[@tiredtomattoe]

Jack will spare us with no doubt, Leona will bitch-slap us back to our world... but I saw what the hyenas do to Scar.... that's a big nono

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

He'd break our ankles first. :'(

[@chocoberryvanillacake4297]

Not only would I get my ass beaten by the Eel twins HAVE YOU SEE OF HOW FLOYD'S TSUM CAN SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU?!?! SO HELL NO!!! Epel...Yeah again his tsum is a beast so noXD Savanaclaw and Diasmonia....Yeah we can make a full. CEMETERY IF WE DID!

[@ratnisu_5207]

btw its canon that azul still retains his strength and muscle of an octopus even in human form, so even if he has shit stamina he still have a lot of strength as an octomer (cause if u didnt know octopi are like mostly muscle) (also floyd said during beans day that even the tweels are weak against his submission holds, so probably none of us are winning against azul just sayin)

[@iamkintoru6453]

Ok but Jamil is a bodyguard, there's no telling how many ways he knows how to kill a man- Also he's a dancer, dancers will always have muscle on them whether we can see it or not

[@ririmagallanes1201]

Fighting with Ruggie scares me because In reality, A Hyena's biteforce is 1,100 pounds per square inch strong which is higher than a lion's bite force that only has a 650 psi, and a hyena's bite is so strong that it could crush its prey's bone marrows. So if we put that logic to Mr. Ruggie and us fighting him as a muggle, we would be obliterated in just 3 seconds on the bite alone

[@queene6849]

Isn't Ruggie a dog?!He is a hyena?!

[@ririmagallanes1201]

@@queene6849 ​ Yes he's a hyena he was inspired from the hyena followers of Scar from the Lion King and also you'll notice his ears are that of a hyena and his mannerism to laugh or snicker often too. Hyenas were also the scrap eaters and food thieves of the Savannah that's why Ruggie's hyena community is portrayed as poor for their role in the animal kingdom alone.

[@danalynch118]

@@queene6849 each character is based on something outta the story their dorm is based on, save for jack and ortho idk who they’re meant to be, so yes he’s a hyena. He mentions it multiple times too

[@queene6849]

@@danalynch118 OMG-- 🤡 AWH HELL NAW,I HAVE BEEN CALLING HIM A DOG MY ENTIRE LIFE

[@danalynch118]

@@queene6849 I mean ig hyenas are a kind of canine so technically you weren’t wrong but-

[@Alicesn1fan]

stares at you and pulls out knife x3

[@taigahira]

YOU CANNOT WIN A FIGHT WITH EPEL HE WILL SIMPLY BEAT YOU UP BEFORE YOU EVEN MOVE A FINGER

[@c-estellix]

the fact my ass would probably get beat the fuck up by all of them is both hilarious and embarrassing

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I'd get beaten by all of them. I got goddamn noodle arms... Though, I do have pretty strong legs and could kick quite hard, but they'd defo break my legs or something. Epel would run my ass over with a tractor or something. Boy is a farmer, he got those farm tools and he's definitely pretty tough on his own. Farmers got muscles on 'em. Also, I agree, I would also skip Savanaclaw, the Tweels and all of Diasomnia. They are scary powerful. :'(

[@kaffe4717]

CONGRATS ON GETTING TWICE TICKETS AJ!! tho i would probably try to fight with some of them, i would lose all the way. I'm tall but build like a noodle man.. they would obliterate me as soon as i touched them 💀

[@BlueBirdFeather1996]

Twice tickets?

[@kaffe4717]

@@BlueBirdFeather1996 it's in the description

[@BlueBirdFeather1996]

@@kaffe4717 I don’t know what those are? All it says is that AJ won them

[@kaffe4717]

​@@BlueBirdFeather1996 It's ticket concert for kpop group called twice if i'm not mistaken

[@M-m585]

I just wanna point out that it's been hinted that jamil has beaten assasins soooooo ......

[@asakisorami4001]

XEJFNDNSB CONGRATS ON GETTING THOSE TWICE TIX AAAA HAVE FUN!! also also yes, id like to fight silver. if i win or lose, id still come out on top just saying. also. AJ. if we both confuse ruggie and shout at leona, im sure we'll win. guaranteed. there's no better strategy than confusing the enemy or making sm noise they'd let up and give us the victory. it worked once in octavinelle arc, it can work again

[@bestofthegreeks]

The savanaclaw skip kskskks

[@spr1ggan_129]

It's canon that Azul is physically strong, he just has bad stamina

[@SairinEarthsea]

He's an octopus, those things snap clams like I crack walnuts on Christmas.

[@I_paint_roses_red]

I ain’t fighting any of them, especially the love of my life riddle- wait what am I saying-?😨

[@gracielazelaya216]

Epel is a farmer though, you don’t mess with farmers

[@luna_lilac19]

first

[@aj__io]

catallena covered by iz*one!! the original song is by orange caramel and it is really good, i highly recommend listening to it >

[@luna_lilac19]

@@aj__io Thanks! It’s a rlly good song lol!

[@SairinEarthsea]

I have a feeling if idia wanted to fight he could do damage.

[@BlueBirdFeather1996]

But…but… I want to see you try to beat Ruggie at least…

[@BlueBirdFeather1996]

Also you would never be able to beat Kalim, since Jamil will kick your butt if you so much as look at Kalim with a hint of malice

[@jelly_clud1658]

0:22 when i see u texted u avoid vb in gym i was like 😨😨😨😧😧😧😧 as a person that is obsessed with vb i am sad😞😞😞😔😔😔 but u do u bro i understand 😄

[@aj__io]

nah i tried out for the volleyball team and they told me im too weak 💀💀 i like it tho dont get me wrong gym is a class of avoidance for me 🥲💪🏽

[@sakuramessage]

SILVER’S FOREARMS?!4?3? I forget he’s not a twink

[@Lea_nne_]

YOU JUST SKIPPING SAVANACLAW ENTIRELY CRYING but yeah real as much as leona and jack are physically threatening just by looking at them ruggie is a fucking menace have you seen that guy

[@denisemarieecija8484]

ok why the ending T_T

[@candicechan3880]

If it was my MC, she'd be accused for cheating (no kidding, she's OP as hell)

[@ramens]

xd