How Likely You Are To Have Mommy Issues Based On Your Favorite Touhou Character

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[@zing6969]

I expected kasen to be at the "older sister" category. Guess I have mommy issues now

[@user-tq1zv9hd1o]

im moderately sure shes mockingly called reimus mom in wahh once

[@OatmealGrillBlazer]

I mean she's literally the main character's mom

[@AstroChara]

LostWord Reimu disagrees

[@Taitosalad]

What shame still my number 1 girl.

[@MedsieLovr]

"Touhou is older than most of It's fans" more like: "Touhou is older than most of touhou fans Mothers"

[@judehanma]

Touhou fans when their moms ask them why they say "mommy" at their screen(They prefer touhou "moms")

[@Bravidunno]

Touhou is as old as I am.

[@spiceforspice3461]

Touhou is only 27 years old. It's older than me, but definitely not older than my mother lmao.

[@yukahifuu]

Can confirm that I really like Kasen's motherly personality

[@marisakirisame867]

yes

[@Leon-ij1je]

Junko is one of my favs characters not because i want her to be my mommy, I WANT TO MAKE HER MOMMY AGAIN

[@Ayavanni]

🤨🤨🤨

[@chitzz]

🤨📸

[@ThreeQuartOfficial]

@@chitzz Aya Shameimaru: I am going to make an article about this, bye! *flies away*

[@Choosuke]

tf

[@guncatto2625]

Insert a joke about how children cannot die because in terraria they "leave" when they die. I am physically incapable of not referencing murder or terraria in a comment or crime. This is what trying to assemble terraria lore does to a man.

[@undeniablepastry]

1:09 I can't believe Kasen and Eiki would lecture me for being a bit too "fruity" 💀

[@pico5433]

Fun fact: If you google Touhou MILF, Junko is 90% of the results in images.

[@foxwithgrapes]

I can hear from here the sigh of relief of Yuuka and Yukari fans from all around the world

[@DrunkenStinkin]

So true

[@LancerinCompany]

Remilia fans are laughing like they got a W from being on a watchlist

[@cheekibreeki904]

I mean, that's what W stands for.

[@victordeluca7360]

Kaguya in the "almost mommy" category is crazy lmao

[@khalishasaifana6826]

"Pretty sure Kasen won't be that high up of a percentage.............wait"

[@discordlexia2429]

Satori is an S+ tier mum. She's a petmum. I wanna be the pet.

[@tarragon111]

breh

[@bramnemeth565]

You either become "The Fastest Cat In The West" or "Fat Hen & Little Bird." No in-betweens.

[@tarragon111]

@@bramnemeth565 hardly doubt okuu could get fat tbh considering how much fire she contains

[@bramnemeth565]

@@tarragon111 No, I'm referencing the nukes that were dropped on Japan in WWII, the Fat Man and Little Boy.

[@tarragon111]

@@bramnemeth565

[@jesusbertaniramirez9681]

I want Eiki to hit me with a chancla

[@judehanma]

"Can't be a mommy if you have no children"

[@marth2b38]

my waifu is in 70%-79%, but i have to choose a mother, it's in 80%-89%, great video as always!! very educative XD

[@kolia355]

I wonder what patchouli would be on the scale, since it's one of the characters I considered if I would to have a waifu. I mean, we both share some traits, and coincidentally both asthmatic even, seems like fate in a way. -Although I will agree that I'm a bit of a dumbass if compare tbh-

[@SuperGateway]

do daddy issues next

[@Lemuel928]

That”Saber”Lookalike Gal is the”Dad”.

[@Flametalia]

100% ZUN LMFAOOOO

[@Guilherme_Houraisan]

Damn im between lots of things since my fav chars are Youmu Yuyuko and Kaguya

[@MedsieLovr]

Guilherme Houraisan

[@Lemuel928]

Wasn’t Kaguya the big sister figure?

[@sablesalt]

I would ask where mamizou sits but I already know it is at 100: because she has step mothered multiple characters amd has some kids of her own (the tanuki are likely her kids but it is not determined how many or if any despite being implied as there isn't an abundance of information on them due to them being unnamed side characters)

[@hemroz]

Great.

[@bramnemeth565]

110%

[@sablesalt]

@@hemroz real?!?!??!

[@thisisaperson1536]

ye theres a reason my her name is pronounced like "mommy zoo"

[@sablesalt]

@@thisisaperson1536 I say her name like mah-me-zoh Fu-tas-e-wah Still sounds like mommy at the start though

[@AubreyFumo]

I definitely love junko a lot, she shoulf adopt me. Others like yuuka and hecatia I also really would like to be raised by. I also wish satori was my older sister.

[@Lemuel928]

Technically,Big Junko was the literal mother.

[@crykamikaze]

But no one remembers what Tojiko is canonically mother, she has 4 children with her husband Crown Prince Shotoku (Miko). And the one and only GILF in the series - Suwako, who is manygrand-mother of Sanae.

[@MedsieLovr]

@@crykamikaze Isn't Suwako the mother of the Suwa clan?

[@Baked-as-Bread]

shout out to my fellow yukari and yuuka fans for not *quite* having mommy issues lmaooo

[@dorcasmutton6335]

Satori at the #1 seat acting as my shield because the rest of my favorites looks like XE3G's video catalogue from a year ago

[@infinitefun527]

my favorite characters are Junko and byakuren wtf

[@chaoticzina]

surprised that Suwako wasn't mentioned, one of the most canon mothers in touhou. Either way you didn't put them on the list so I'm safe!

[@oranjaglad8648]

Elis from HRTP is my favorite. So… idk what percentage I have.

[@Ayavanni]

You aren't a real person

[@oranjaglad8648]

@@Ayavanni *dies of cringe*

[@lgd2960]

I don't think she is any higher than 19%

[@MsLoquendo20]

for a moment i though that suwako would be something like 101% or 150% mommy issues.

[@noobuperman]

Mommy issues naw it’s your sister issues

[@suspecthalo]

What if Zun is my favorite 2hu character?

[@volcanoraptor8646]

I can't believe you'd call me out like this

[@henryfleischer404]

I like Kasen, but I never really thought of her like that. She reminds me of 2 people in my life: My yoga teacher from high school, and myself.

[@callofhaloinfinite6336]

Correct me if I'm wrong: Seiga is also a mother but she left her family. Edited: Okay she was married for 8 years, but it's unknown if she had any kids.

[@andreashajidimitri8690]

Well since sakuya is a maid i feel like she would be very good at raiseing a kid.she already watches over remilia and i feel like she would teach a kid how to cook,tidy hes room ect.(idk about mommy issues thou)

[@nonumberlessuser2152]

But I think Remilia is like stepmother for her.

[@Lemuel928]

I rather make my own short bread sandwich like any good”boi”should.

[@ed4557]

wait... eiki is your wife, then you have mommy issues!

[@exaltedb]

I’m in the danger zone liking Yuyuko as much as I do Also where would Suwako fall under?

[@Succui]

Loli category probably. She’s pretty small and doesn’t age.

[@Shyguymask]

Youmu isn't a teen!!! Another Kisume L

[@Ayavanni]

The copium is CRAZY!!!!!

[@AubreyFumo]

If she's around 19 physically she's still a teen.

[@Lemuel928]

Despite she is younger than Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

[@ThreeQuartOfficial]

Ayo Shyguy, ur a touhou fan? I watched your pvz challenges, I didn't expect to find you here

[@J03_M4m4]

"I'm sure Ran won't be very high in the percentage... Right?"

[@MrOuion]

funny, cause my top favorite characters are "mommies", but I never have any mommy issues

[@alguem-ai]

0:52 chuckles, i'm in danger

[@Kyodali]

Ong I'm on that 100 percent (I love kasen)

[@just_a_person48]

As someone with 0 siblings and 0 mommy issues I can say that this video is accurate

[@embreadiment]

Sekibanki is 101% my Wife

[@embreadiment]

Also wtf actually real thumbnail??

[@chitzz]

No Mokou no party

[@MuianMuian]

I actually do have mommy issues though 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@herohamza1196]

Hong Meiling proudly

[@DONKAFJORD]

im literally junko and i dont even have a mom

[@braydenbanks4228]

Meh... I don't have a favorite toubou character... I have a favorite touhou _faction_

[@Taitosalad]

Mamizou surpasses the mommy tier into the supreme GILF tier.

[@Taitosalad]

Mamizou belike. kzbin.infoJWJwv4ilunA?si=fBShUnv2A0-UM3in

[@Taitosalad]

And finally every protagonist besides Sumeriko and Cirno are adults, they can legally drink.

[@metacool68]

almost mommy, phew i do not have a mommy complex!

[@ThreeQuartOfficial]

I have 2 characters that are top one on my fave touhou characters list, they are Koishi Komeiji and Sakuya Izayoi, and I don't even simp for the both of them, but based on other fans the list is true except for those who don't simp

[@amonsfool]

seija in what category

[@MedsieLovr]

0 - 9% Probably

[@debbiestellar8266]

My fav's koishi does that just make me mentally ill

[@rubycorevibe]

Where's Murasa do part 2 arghhh

[@JoethePilotmemer]

The fact that all my favourite characters lies between 50-100 made me question myself

[@Aranmath]

Ok but which percentage does Patchouli fall in

[@Ayavanni]

Probably the playable chrs catagory

[@Aranmath]

@@Ayavanni Fair

[@MedsieLovr]

Fat

[@Lemuel928]

She’s rarely a librarian specialist.

[@Lemuel928]

Plus her library assistant too.

[@AcropolisGD]

Epik, 90-99% 😎

[@polly_chan1321]

Yay, again under the middle! Love being at the "older sister" gag

[@tempest328]

I LOOOVEEE KASEN

[@melody5296]

Koishi: Doesn't exist 💀

[@unlitcandle2012]

Mima, Seiga, Yukari, Ran, Byakuran and Junko. I swear it’s because they would make for great mothers! Not because I want a mommy! That or I might be cooked.

[@foloan1209]

I just like Sakuya, and if anything I'd say I don't really have those kinda of issues

[@nikoli5794]

You won't get cancelled if you don't go to tweeter

[@Merlin_KazamiTH]

As A Yuuka SIMP, I can say I'M HAVE MOMMY ISSUE (Yes Really I have it) 🗿

[@vknifelygod]

mommy issues or not idc my favourite will always be Eiki

[@D_RandomGuy._.]

Heya 10x Oh entrusting this world to idols one of my favorite themes

[@artasky6093]

Oh shit i guess i have mommy issue. Which is true i love mommy junko

[@pixelsilzavon77]

I expected Yukari to have a GILF category. But, my favorite is Ran. Yukari is my second favorite though...

[@kakicho36]

Ok i have 200% mommy issue bcs the majority of my favorite characters are at least 70%, like eirin, okina, and yukari, and my top 1 favorite is junko

[@TheAlmightyGream]

Jokes on you I don't even need to watch this video to know that I have mommy issues

[@chen-arcc]

0:14 chen its my favorite character But not my mommy

[@XquizetBlix]

Instantly when I saw "expect for Sakuya" My mind went "uh oh"

[@keXa2008]

koishi I like not thinking

[@AyaneOfDeath]

Mommy Yukari ❤❤

[@notoriousscoundrels]

Junko fan here Man.

[@Catwatermelon2211]

So i have a chance of 0%-99% Wow what a wide range

[@Ez_Russell1478]

top touhou character that can help you with homework

[@jozio8029]

It's pretty accurate with my life, when I saw Yuuka my face just turned I to:💀💀💀💀💀

[@themadsuika3909]

Eiki was my first favorite Touhou character, i love how badass she is but now seems that i have mommy issues

[@Ayavanni]

Im there too

[@TheKoakuma]

So where goes Shinki: Mommy-ish or Mom?

[@Ayavanni]

90%

[@dasooka]

but shinki s actually mom

[@laconchadelalora56]

1:09 bro 3 of my absolute favourite touhou characters are there.... maybe you're right....

[@odinlavaloon8767]

❤ You love junko ❤

[@AvarageDarkCoffeeEnjoyer]

As a fan of ran and I can confirm that what you said is true

[@motivatedguy4102]

Junko is my reason to lift. What is yours?

[@Xbalanque84]

What about those of us who don't really consider any Touhou characters to be waifu material? I have my favorites, but I'm not particularly attracted to any of them.

[@Matara_okinaLOVE_also_mokou]

OKINA MOMMY

[@eclipsor7080]

"They are without a doubt mommies," Me who thinks of Yukari as older sister: Ummmmmm

[@RemiliasHusband]

I made Sanae a mоmmy in Character AI. I don't see your point.

[@BelvedereX2]

Dude next big sister issue come on! 😂

[@aluigiFromKart]

you fool i learned how to parry the chancla

[@Rocherz]

*“sub or chancla”* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marisakirisame867]

damn byakuren is cool

[@gilangraka8129]

And here i am thinking is it only me who made some story/fanfic not about mommy just development with some touhou character

[@poutykeiki2574]

Yes.

[@dorito3347]

is sakuya the one on 50-59 or 90-99?

[@akumu2625]

Mommy? Keiki - ebi193 Junko - raptor7 Chen - marota Cirno - spacezin Okina - kurokan

[@tuskltdm5246]

Yuuka moment

[@halfredodx]

Aaaah

[@Phat9898-2]

chancla

[@HarlenEAP]

ain't no fucking way, kaguya is a child's on a women's body

[@3and2]

What about Mokou?

[@clafoutis89]

Lol miko with the men

[@gabrielgabrielle7717]

Junko is actually a vilomah 💀💀💀