How Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians Make Fun Of Each Other

[@LithuaniaExplained]

Wait! Before you comment to tell me how I said Zirga Galva incorrectly, or where the horse head joke comes from- check out the follow-up to this video! 😄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKrJaYSgqbVpgbc

[@felixjensen3107]

@Earn Money Online i already did

[@justasluko]

You said it good. Story of Žirga Galvas is that Latvians are protestants and back in old days they were more educated then Lithuanians and those who lived near border would hire Lithuanian people to work on their farm and called them Horse head to say: stupid as horse. So basically Žirga Galvas = stupid. This days we took that saying and use it same as N world towards them 😅

[@Fromthesreentotheringtothepen]

When lihuainians caled latvians horse heads they caled them back leiši i don't know how it is in english

[@dainiusdemikis9489]

Im from Lithuania you proncetid corect

[@xJSTNx]

I'm half Dutch and Lithuanian and I remember some of my Lithuanian friends having a joke about Poland. - A Polish guy goes to see a Lithuanian doctor and says to him: "I don't feel well and I don't know what it could be or what to do." The doctor says that he needs to go take a shit and smell it for 5 minutes. Few days later the guy comes back for a checkup and says that he feels way better and then the doctor replied by saying that he was feeling homesick.

[@pirdun100]

I am a simple Estonian, if I see Latvia or Lithuania i press like.

[@eimissokolovas]

Yup same as I am Lithuanian.

[@albevanhanoy]

As a French I love the wholesome relationship you guys have.

[@vikingas_g2390]

As a Lithuanian, i liked your comment. Even faster than you😁

[@Itsamanddda]

As a Latvian - I agree with my like here 😀♥️

[@larisajeffrey2312]

Me too 🇱🇻🥰

[@derhansl7666]

Overall, three of us feel like brothers. We have suffered so much together that we all feel bounded to be nice and respect each other. Love from Latvia!

[@HyonSo.]

I'm form Latvia too.

[@gerdaparseliunaite3195]

*sisters

[@eimissokolovas]

Till the end brothers 🇱🇹🇱🇻🇪🇪

[@Ka55u]

That’s bc you have 6 toes lmao

[@Latvians]

us latvians a bit more lonelier lol, lithuania's half brother is poland, and estonias half brother is finland, and since we are in middle... we have no half brother.

[@polishhussarmapping258]

Estonian sees a doctor. - Many times a day I experience darkness in front of my eyes for 5-10 minutes. - When exactly? - When I blink.

[@urmovaher8187]

Im from EST and this made me laugh a lot!! xD good one! Lol

[@JP-it9ie]

We here in Estonia joke about slow Finns. Did not know that we are so slow too. :D

[@mindaugastrumpaitis6330]

@@urmovaher8187 Did you know, that Estonians are so slow, that if person from Estonia stands in front of mirror, reflection in it appears in 5 to 10 minutes ? :)

[@aginxz]

LOL. Just substitute nationality to your liking.

[@martinjev00]

Haha, thats a good one😃

[@youngj1241]

As a lithuanian we mostly joke about russia and poland.I have never heard anyone say rude or jokingly things about Estonia and Latvia.

[@kristersvishnevskis710]

yeah as a latvian i can confirm that that`s true;)

[@edgarausia]

Thats true

[@AdrijusGuscia]

We always joke about Estonians being slow. Heard that in school even…

[@Botseries]

@@AdrijusGuscia mostly doesnt mean only. Vast majority of jokes are about russians or poles. Sometimes jews.

[@erkim7547]

@@AdrijusGuscia In my defense as an Estonian, i am slow indeed but it is all comparative. You should be warned about our northern brothers. Especially on a hot day. So we are not the slowest by a long shot. Imagine every time you are to drive somewhere on a weekend there is a driver in front of you enjoying the scenery. Maybe it really is the warm weather we dont handle too well. i personally get agitated easily by meaningless movement so there is that;P.

[@merchrich9758]

as an estonian, i always wheeze at slow estonian jokes when theyre done well. one russian joke is the best: "I told some Estonian blokes that they're slow." "What did they reply?" "Nothing, but they beat me up the following day."

[@dainiusbizevicius7508]

♥️

[@craftah]

ok that joke is good

[@Affluent_Pomegranate]

😂

[@patrom8164]

That's a good one 😂

[@buchinsku]

How to make an Estonian laugh on a Friday? Tell him joke on Thursday.

[@reimoarba7203]

The number plates of Latvian cars have the Latvian abbreviation of LV that we Estonians call "lisavarvas" or "extra toe". Fun anecdote about slow Estonians also: A zoo hired an Estonian as their security guard for the aquarium. The next day when every one came back to work they were surprised to see the all of the turtles were gone. When the other workers asked the Estonian what happened, he answered, "It all happened so fast. The gates opened and all of the turtles were gone so fast."

[@theaviatior3631]

Ma Lätis praegu ja näen neid Läti numbrimärke siis tuleb kohe see lisavarba nali meelde.

[@ukukubarsepp7611]

Theres also a joke that Lithuanias LT on car registration plates means “Läti taga” or “Behind Latvia” in english and for Poland’s PL is “Peale Leedut” which means “After Lithuania “

[@theaviatior3631]

@@ukukubarsepp7611 kuradi head lühendid 🤣🤣🤣

[@pienaskibire3276]

In Lithuanian we tell this exact same joke, but instead of just saying "this happened so fast" we make hand motion followed with a sound of something like a fast moving animal, gushing wind, just to add the dramatic effect, makes it more funny lol

[@ievavain]

or the same with snails instead of turtles!!

[@olegvasilchenko1133]

There is a joke that goes back into 90's when there were still borders between the Baltic countries. A group of 5 Latvians crossing the border of Estonia in Audi Quattro. An Estonian border patrol officer goes like: Hey, you can not enter Estonia fivesome being in Audi Quattro! Latvians are shocked and asked why. Estonian says: Come on guys, it is obvious. Quattro in Latin means four, you are five. One must quit the car and you are good to go. Latvians say it is nonsence and demand a Superior to talk to. Estonian says: no problem, but you guys need to wait. He is dealing with 3 Lithuanians who are trying to sneak in Estonia in Fiat Uno :)

[@dkolosov]

I thought the punchline would be about Fiat Cinquecento :)

[@janisberzins2703]

This is actually a really great joke! Thanks😀😀😀👍

[@olegvasilchenko1133]

@@janisberzins2703 welcome man, cheers to your wonderful country

[@olegvasilchenko1133]

@@dkolosov Haha, good one))

[@dainiusbizevicius7508]

Saved this one to share to friends, Love it ♥️

[@rando-w5h]

Im Latvian and we trully are like sister countries, we will make lighthearted fun of eachother but still trully care about one and other

[@eestimolk78]

Well said my 6 toed friend, your cheap beer kept me trough dark times

[@rando-w5h]

@@eestimolk78 hahahahah, we also have good chocolate

[@martinjev00]

Wait, can you write bit slower so we estonians could read and think about what you wrote...

[@rando-w5h]

@@martinjev00 estonia, latvia and lithuania besties for ever hahahah

[@algirdasnausedas324]

Yes please put more jokes as we Lithuanians can steal them for later use

[@ievamicule35]

There was this Estonian guy, who went to a surgeon and told him, he wanted to become Latvian. "No problem", said the surgeon, "we just need to remove one quarter of your brain and you wake up as Latvian as could be". So they went on with the neurosurgery. After the operation the surgeon wakes the patient up and guiltily admits: "I am very sorry, but there was some slip and complications during the surgery, and really, we removed not a quarter, but a whole half of your brain. I truly apologize." But the patient smiles at him: "Gerai, gerai!"

[@tomasbacevicius5332]

this one is a winner 😂😂😂

[@forgottenmusic1]

In Estonia, I've heard the same joke, just it was a Swede who wanted to become a Finn, but he became a Russian.

[@prettyawesome694]

epic :D

[@giedrestankeviciene34]

Oh my:)))))))) Didn't think you thought so highly of us, Lithuanians:))))))))))))

[@tarnazas]

Tuche

[@mindaugastrumpaitis6330]

Despite all jokes an differences, we have BEST neighbours Latvia and Estonia. 💪

[@egonsabols2801]

Thank You,brother,greetings from Latvia. Great weekend I had in Klaipeda few years ago 👍✌️🥳

[@JelizavetaZaiko]

Uhm....... We don't have Estonia as a neighbour, dude :)))))))))

[@Rackel992]

@@JelizavetaZaiko neighbour don't mean we have to have borders with each other. ~3h in car and you are in Estonia, they are near to us so they are our neighbours

[@jamesspacer7994]

Sorry bro, Estonia is not your neighbour, only real Baltic country is Latvia because it has 2 other Baltic countries as neighbours 😀

[@JelizavetaZaiko]

@@jamesspacer7994 😅🤣🤣 you gonna start a war! :))) Naaaah, you won't! Good one!

[@pauliusmickys132]

Another joke about estonians from Lithuania: - Why do estonian words have so many double letters? - Because they write faster than they think

[@tomaspetrusevicius8370]

Most Baltic joke: Two Latvians are talking - Look, its an Estonian running ! Nah, its Lithuanian standing still. - other answers.

[@CHRISTALMOUNTAIN]

:D

[@raimondaspacegonis5750]

geras

[@ijaslt4617]

:DDDDDD

[@justininexile3445]

A joke I heard from a Russian living in Estonia,: two Estonians looking at a lake at the start of winter, - "Soon the ice will be good that walk on" - "Hmm the temperature is not that low, how do you know that?" - "Look there, Latvians are already on it ice fishing"

[@Itsamanddda]

As a Latvian I always admire our relationship. It comes from old times and continues till now and I hope from all my heart that our relationship will be the same when all young generations will rule. It’s cool to know that there are these two brothers behind us who is supporting and respect us. All love and respect to Lithuanians and Estonians! ♥️ 🇱🇹🇱🇻🇪🇪

[@agnega5165]

And now it seems we 3 will also have new forever friends - ukrainians. And will renew older friendship with poles. For the same common reason, which we all understand and feel very deeply... So our strong company are even much bigger now. Lets hope for a very long. Waves from Lithuania!

[@warnassaule43]

🇱🇹❤️🇱🇻❤️🇪🇪💪💪💪💯💯💯

[@daliuxas8638]

The full saying about Estonians is: Estai lėti bet visada prieki Estonians are slow but always ahead.

[@balak1]

nice one

[@PriitKallas]

When there were borders between European countries, many customs officers were corrupt. Scientists wanted to find out how much money they made from their shady dealings. The scientists went to a Lithuanian customs officer and asked, "How much time would it take you to get enough money to buy a BMW?" Lithuanian customs officer thought about it a bit and answered, "One year." Now the scientists asked, "How much time would it take you to get enough money to buy a BMW?" from the Latvian customs officer. The Latvian guy didn't hesitate and said, "Six months!" Now the scientists went to an Estonian customs officer and asked again, "How much time would it take you to get enough money to buy a BMW?" The Estonian customs officer thought for a long time. Then got out the calculator and spent some time with it. Finally, he answered, "Five and a half years." Scientists were surprised and asked the Estonian why it took him so long when his colleagues from Latvia and Lithuania could do it in 6 or 12 months. The Estonian thought some more. Shaking his head, he said, "I have no clue how they do it. BMW is such a big company."

[@stranger6094]

At least estonians are smart 💀💀💀

[@CRPT313]

They planning to buy whole bmw company

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Lithuanians? Paying for BMWs? Lmao sure buddy.

[@martinsrubiks]

two Estonians walk along the seaside. Suddenly one of them says: "Urmas, look! Such a sad sight - a dead seagull!" The other one carefully observes the sky for 5 minutes and then asks - "Where?!?" Anyway, sending positive vibes from LV to EE and LT :)

[@Operaatoors]

Couple of weeks ago for the first time I visited Vilnius. It’s a nice city. I’ve been countless times to Klaipeda since it is closest big city to Liepāja, even closer than Riga. But on this trip to Vilnius, we went to hackatonas with my colleagues, and we spoke so much Latvian just adding “as” to each word. Also we were thinking maybe changing our names with ending “as”, so it would be Roberts as Robertas, Raitis as Raitas and Līva as Līvas :D but we couldn’t figure it out wether others would take it offensive, and we wanted to keep our good relationship with our partners. But in our trio it was and still is rolling on, and we still have a good laughs :D Thank you for being awesome neighbors. Greetings from 🐴

[@warhotspots7255]

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[@axieman6196]

Xddd😂

[@tigerxra8515]

Actually, as Lithuanian, I would believe that you're living here if you added 'as' to your name. Robertas is quite an ordinary name here. Raitas and Livas would sound kinda weird, but I wouldn't mind, maybe some unique names. Heck, even my name is Jonas

[@wooshbait6023]

Robertas is actually a pretty normal name here, I'm named Roberta, which is like basically the girl version of Robert

[@qilorarv4999]

Sounds fun, and it would have worked😁

[@werewolfhunter2983]

Anecdote Three Estonians are fishing. The first one says - no fish ( at seven o'clock in the morning) The second says - still no fish (at two o'clock in the afternoon) The third says - of course, there are no fish, because you chat all the time (in the late evening) Latvians joke that Estonians are not very talkative 😂

[@forgottenmusic1]

For Estonian standards, Latvians are talkative. If you greet someone in Latvian, it may take much more than a minute before you can interrupt the Latvian to say that actually, you do not understand Latvian.

[@werewolfhunter2983]

@@forgottenmusic1 True 😂

[@hardy_]

As a Estonian I approve this joke :D We aren´t the most talkative :)

[@aszahala]

Finns actually tell this same anecdote about themselves.

[@Apstrakt0]

@@forgottenmusic1 This is true, Estonians are not very talkative. There is a good anecdote for that also. Goes like that, Two men work in the forest. Cutting trees and what not. Whole day there is just silence except saw noise and what not. Next day half way through the day one man asks: "How are you?" and the second man doesn't respond. On a third day before starting the work the second guy says, "I quit, you are talking too much."

[@hellothere7419]

There is a Latvian joke about Estonian. Estonian drives on the winter highway, he spots a dead fox, stops the car and picks it up. “Maybe I need it” he said Come summer, he is in the same spot, he places the foxe's corpse back onto the road saying: “I didn't need it”

[@fatweeb1545]

This is so dumb but funny 😂

[@bendors97]

I love these jokes, they make us more united and friendlier even in the worst situations. Thank god, we are not like Croatians, Bosniaks and Serbs - they even speak the same language, but they're willingly to literally destroy each other.

[@latviangopnik]

Ah yes, the Balkans💀

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[@miniruncisz]

feefs airona pagrabā...

[@EeeEee-bm5gx]

There's a saying: in Balkans there's always a conflict going on. Reasons change, ethnicities change, but Serbs are always somehow mysteriously involved. Very mysterious.

[@Ephoros]

In Latvia, Lithuanians are definetely joked about among car guys. If you find out your car welded really badly, rust hidden, not fixed, or the door sills consist only of paint, filler and makroflex foam (true story) that probably Lithuanians fixed that for a quick profit. Or if you Total your car, and send it to scap yard: Dont worry, it'l probably get sent to Lithuania, they will do their welding magic, and it will be in Rumbula (district of Rīga where all the sleasy used car lots are) in couple weeks, with less milage then before, and a note saying "never crashed, never painted, perfect condition".

[@zaliasvanagas4117]

It's funny because it's true!

[@Mucky_Muck]

It's funny because there's too much truth in it. Everyone in Latvia knows someone who has bought lemon in Lithuania.

[@TaurenTLT]

Its so accurate Im Lithuanian

[@Bestijaification]

as a lithuanian I fully agree. We can make good looking car from a junk, but it wont go far :D

[@GustavExp]

Lietuvieši ir bijuši traktoru zagļi!

[@camouflageninja]

Im from Estonia and i drive a lot in Latvia and Lithuania for work. One time in Latvia police try to stop me but i saw the guy at the last moment and i stopped so far away from him he had to walk to like 100m or something. When officer finally came to my car and asked me why i did stopped earlier. I sed "Dont you see my licence plate im Estonian im slow" He starts laughing and sed "Get out of here" :D

[@LithuaniaExplained]

😂

[@pavelsprihodjko4350]

Idk, whenever i meet Lithuanian im yelling ''Braliukas'' at them. They seem happy.

[@melluzi]

Being a Latvian who lives in 15 minutes driving distance from Lithuanian border, I've never heard a single joke about Lithuanians in my life. That's weird

[@vandaals3187]

Bauska smird

[@AurimasPocius]

exactly, I have asked Latvians, Estonians, and Polish - any jokes about Lithuania? None.

[@kraanz]

You need to go out more, then.

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[@nikitazogas3676]

@@AurimasPocius though I have to admit that Estonian joke "what is faster than the wind - Lithuanian with stolen BMW" is very good :)

[@daffy1981]

A sign in Estonian roundabout: "Going around for more than 3 times is forbidden"

[@oizuminaoto]

Thats a very good joke XD

[@riddledriddler3933]

I am Latvian and the joke about bmw was so good :D and many stolen bmws do indeed end up in Lithuania :D it is also pretty hard to low ball price with a Lithuanian when doing business, Latvians tend to be more flexible, Estonian joke about being slow is true, but in reality they are ahead in many areas in life of both Latvians and Lithuanians.

[@gratixer]

Baltic states are true brothers & sisters! Lithuania & Latvia & Estonia! Love from Lithuania Braliukai

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[@vitaliimykh1994]

live in Ukraine, felling urge to familiarize myself with Baltic states culture, couldn't imagine better allies than you guys, we'll destroy this evil empire together

[@vitaliimykh1994]

@@fvo911 next time crazy 4 times bigger than you bullies will try to kill you with a knife in your house, try to read some bible for him, and explain that anger produce anger.

[@silmaril96]

@@fvo911 "Vanquishing a threat in an act of self-defense" does it sound better now? Doesn't matter how you put it, Mordor must be reconstructed for our safety :)

[@aijablumfelds131]

Speaking of the evil empire. In Latvia a Latvian family with a small boy are on a train. The boy is bored and his mother tells him to go play with the boy at the end of the car. The boy goes there, but is back and says, that the boy doesn't speak Latvian. The mom says that he is probably Russian. And the Latvian boy says: So young and already a Russian?"

[@nerealitaate]

@@aijablumfelds131 lol, brilliant, hadn't heard this one! :D

[@typicalpersons]

With NATO of course. We would be shit out of luck if not for their assistance.

[@rolandssavdons7993]

It's now know how they made the slow bullet scene in Matrix. If you zoom on bullets, it says: Made in Estonia Three estonians start fishing at 5:00 AM. At 10 AM one of them goes:"Fish don't bite". At 3PM, second one says: "You're right, no bite". At 9PM third one goes: "That's because you're babbling non-stop, idiots." I told two estonians a joke about how slow they are. They punched me in the face ... next day.

[@wilkatis]

How to invade Estonia? Walk in backwards so they think you're leaving!

[@Around-The-Verse]

As an Estonian who has traveled the world and lived abroad, I can say that "Slow Estonian" jokes are popular all over the world, but so many Estonians are clueless since they still can't reach any further than Finland 😅

[@TomationuJaDark1x]

as an estonian, six-toed horse-headed latvians are really common in Valga, as the town is split. I've seen many there and they are quite a fascinating species.

[@janisberzins2703]

As a Latvian, I recently was in Valga. The way this city is split between Estonians and Latvians is really remarkable. 🙂👍 (You have better shops) And as a Latvian, I always liked Estonia. Went to Tallinn once and it blew me away. I also like Estonian language. It feels more Nordic. 🙂👍

[@luksite123]

As a six-toed horse-headed Latvian that lives in Valka, I can confirm, that we are awesome! :D But I see it took you a very long some to notice how fascinating we are. :D

[@dille-dille]

Absolutly agree. Everything was wright from my latvian view. We dont get offended about those jokes. We still think about lithuanians as our brothers and sisters.

[@daddyshark404]

There's a joke about that true lithuanian man through his life has to plant a tree, build a house and to raise a son , and estonian man has to do a least one of those if he will be fast enough

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[@pauliusr4490]

I heard, that Latvians are extreme, they "Velka ir grūda" LT duris; in Latvian that means to pull and to push, in lithuanian those exact words mean to drag and to crush.

[@juhantubli7219]

Estonian border guard stops latvian audi quatro and says: how come, there is five of you guys, I can't let you in, quatro means "four". Law is law. Latvian driver replies: wait and see my friend, I saw lithuanians coming too, there is five of them in fiat uno.

[@katipertel5150]

😂😂

[@liotcik]

Estonia is about 500km north from Lithuania, so it's little colder there. Here is a joke about it: An Estonian laying on the beach on the Lithuanian seashore, trying to have a sun-tan. A Lithuanian walks by and asks him: why are you so white, do you have no summer in Estonia? ; The Estonian answers - yes we do have summer, but I was working that day last year.

[@gee3883]

I am English and have lived in Lithuania, so I will make my own joke. What do you call a Lithuanian BMW driver who drives carefully and considerately? An illusion.

[@Yankijs24]

I've heard all of these and never heard anyone getting annoyed or angry about the jokes. It's like a brotherly joke bond we share. Much love from Latvia!

[@dacekusina6722]

What's the slogan of Estonian ambulance service? "Time heals"

[@balak1]

so good 😂

[@MrGodOfBeer]

There was this story going around in Lithuania: A few lithuanians were on vacation in Estonia, and they were driving home to Lithuania. And only 4km away from the Estonian Latvian border they get puled over by the Estonian police. The officer just checks the documents, but one lithuanian in the back of the car was very rude to the officer. The officer got angry and warned the lithuanians that they have to leave Estonias boarders in 24h or there will be trouble. The guy that was rude to the officer earlier started laughing and said: "We are not estonians to drive 4km for 24h". :) Much love to my brothers latvians and estonians

[@svenreimaa6042]

Well, we have a WRC champion Ott Tänak. Never heard of any Lithuanian rally drivers to be honest... Anyways, I heard a story few years ago that russians told about Estonians. I don't know if it's pure ignorance or some weird joke: All the Estonians are slow, except one man, Mika Häkkinen.

[@nerijuszz]

One popular joke in Lithuania ;) Lithuanian walker won Estonian running competition :D

[@Oscar.P]

I'm Latvian and I love my sister/brother neighbors. We can make fun of each other, but it's all with love 💖

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[@markussakselsribens1848]

Latvians also say that the Lithuanian language was invented when a drunk Latvian started talking.

[@1mTheCat]

Some stand up comedian was joking about samogetians (žemaičiai): There are no samogetians, those are just Latvians that yet didn't learn to speak Lithuanian.

[@xxangeliccutie7686]

As a Estonian I always say “Lithuanians are Estonians who are trying to speak Latvian” to my Lithuanian friends and they always laugh and say we are the iconic trio. I love my Baltic friends and so happy to have them as our neighbours😄 but surely we joke about Finns and russians more than our Baltic friends.

[@martinjev00]

There are actually many jokes between Baltics. For example, estonians are very straight with polite questions. When someone ask estonian "how are you", then instead of saying "im fine", we actually start talking how we do - health is bad, prices are high, salary is small etc... 😁

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[@uku4171]

Apparently Germans are the same.

[@Maadinsh]

This is also true for Latvians and many other nations. Asking "how are you" as a greeting without expecting a genuine answer is somewhat unique to the English language. In other languages it usually is meant as a real question. It's not that we are very straight and talkative (probably the opposite), we just don't ask "how are you" to everyone all the time, but when we do, it's usually to a person we already know and care to hear an answer, so answering with "fine" feels a bit like a brush-off. Even knowing how it works it takes some time to get used to if you visit an English speaking country.

[@uku4171]

@@Maadinsh when our 3rd grade English teacher told us that that's how it works in English we couldn't believe it lol

[@reinokarvinen8845]

he he. when in australia a long time ago I was asked how are you. I prepared my answer but then he was long gone

[@Laurynas_LTU]

I've never heard of the BMW joke but it could have been true in the '90s. It made me laugh :D It's such a fun and interactive video. I think you need more videos like this where your viewers would come not only to watch but also to argue about in the comments :) Once again, with your videos I learn about my country, so thanks. Keep it up!

[@LithuaniaExplained]

Maybe when I’m ready to apply for permanent residency I can submit the KZbin channel in place of taking the constitution exam 😂

[@siimu111]

But they are still stealing our BMWs and Toyota Land Cruisers

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[@Hypheh]

'90s wasnt every year past 5 years, bro😃

[@krissusp3811]

As an Estonian, any time we see that a BMW came from Lithuania, we joke that it's put together from 5 different BMWs

[@torikrasovska]

I love my Lithuanian brothers, i call them braliukai 😍 i have heard so many foreigners joke that baltics only eat potatoes and have no spices in their food 😁

[@barvdw]

That's true for a lot of Central European cuisines. Polish and German cuisines, for instance, don't get very hot, unless you think of horseradish, and dill and caraway. And salt, of course, more than in today's western cuisine.

[@GigAHerZ64]

The "speed" jokes and "brain" jokes are in general going on a vertical line: * Every neighbor to the north is slower than you are * Every neighbor to the south is more "irresponsible"/"reckless"/"less thinking things through" Works well between Finland-Estonia, Estonia-Latvia, Latvia-Lithuania and possibly Lithuania-Poland/Belarus.

[@agnebejeryte]

Why estonians drink beers right at the supermarket? Because it is written on the can “open here”. I love Estonia! Beautiful country!

[@paavels]

Lithuanians calling Latvians horse heads because in the ancient times Latvian houses had a Jumis symbol on a roof and it’s looking a bit like two horse heads. A sign of fertility, Jumis is a symbol of the end of spring and summer - hence the twin sign. The two together represent harvest season and a sign of fortune and fertility.

[@n_kas5812]

The joke about latvians having 6 toes is really common in my area and the fact that latvian license plates have LV on them really endorses it. The LV stands for Lisa varvas as we tend to say, which just means extra toe

[@TheM0nsterX]

As a Latvian, I'm sad that I don't have an extra toe 🐸

[@craftah]

@@TheM0nsterX u should be fuckin happy

[@TheM0nsterX]

@@craftah would give an extra dynamic boost

[@atvarsgr]

As a Latvians, we don't even have common expression for "extra toe", suppose Estonians have it because of being more remote, closed society, as a consequence, they had less genetical diversity and more genetical disorders (the same you can observe in Switzerland), so they had commonly used expression for those disorders...

[@kestutisa3826]

Since estonians had no any impressive history or identity they had to search for it on the internet, that's how e-stonia was born.

[@urmasalas]

Better say, since Estonians did not have history, they pulled one from the internet.

[@Grenade80]

estonia is actually short form for stone- heartedness.

[@prplt]

the "Estonians are slow" jokes are also common in Russia as well it's apparently because Estonian has many long vowels in it so it seems that they speak "slowly" 😂

[@EeeEee-bm5gx]

I don't know why, but when Estonians speak English or Russian, it seems to me that they speak more slowly than other nationalities. I wonder if this is a consequence of nature of Estonian language or the way non-finnic languages are perceived and taught in Estonia

[@dolorian_dollar]

As a Lithuanian I have never had a reason to joke about Latvians or Estonians. I heard of zirga galva and the one about Estonians being slow, but never found them funny. But it probably would be healthy to roast each other every once in awhile :). I do have both Latvian and Estonian friends, but we mostly joke about other stuff, not related to our countries.

[@volvogoodtruck1117]

A good joke about Estonians - and yes, it is about time. A tourist in Estonia ends up in a serious accident. The ambulance arrives and in the ambulance the man asks: "How bad is it?" On which the doctor replies: "Don't worry, time heals all wounds."

[@HansKruus-gt2ch]

As an Estonian, i can confirm about the 6 toed Latvians.

[@antanta]

Have you seen one?😂

[@lazeppelini123]

lol

[@beandrag9019]

🇪🇪💖🇱🇻💖🇱🇹 Baltic love

[@ulfurkarlsson5885]

My ex girlfreind was Lithuanian, and I used to live in Vilnius one winter, and I have been many times to Riga on work related trips. And I have Baltic ancestry my self so I love this knowing a lot about Lithuania and Latvia, I have never been to Estonia though, hopefully sometime though.....

[@jaanuspapp1333]

the joke about lithuanians stealing cars is absolutely true, i know plenty of people that have had their car stolen and the same car showed up again later in lithuania

[@stanton4418]

That must have been quite a while back. When I moved to LT and registered my car there, Regitra did a very extensive check - looking at tbe VIN, taking pictures, asking for a declaration iin place of a sales contract. I had owned the car for more than ten years, bought it while living in Italy, then took it to Germany. The Germans back then hardly bothered to look at the car. Lesson learned: if you want to get a stolen car registered, do it in Germany. (Just don’t steal the car in Italy, that is the one thing they do check - following a bunch of incidents.)

[@jaanuspapp1333]

@@stanton4418 the most recent one i can think of was only a few years ago, in 2019 when a co worker of mine had his decently new BMW stolen and it latter showed up in LT. But you know with enough bribes you can get anything done

[@stanton4418]

@@jaanuspapp1333 Did the car have legitimate Lithuanian plates on it when they found it? I see a lot of cars in Vilnius with obviously fake plates - most are (purportedly) Dutch, Belgian or German, but they are obviously fake. The Dutch and Belgian ones use the wrong font, and on the German ones the district on the seal does not match the number (one I recall had a number with BI for Bielefeld, and a seal from Stuttgart, which has S). A TV series from Germany called Achtung Kontrolle implies that this is often done to import cars from abroad under their own steam - the car has been legally purchased, but the plates are fake and the car is neither registered nor insured. I have seen cars with such plates on used car portals, advertised as “neeksploatuotas Lietuvoje”, i.e. never used in Lithuania. They could have been purchased legally and just driven to Lithuania without registration, or they could have been stolen - hard to tell for sure unless you run extensive background checks.

[@kerstas10]

Joke from Lithuania about Latvian language, goes. "Do you know how in Latvian is snake? Miška šniūrs (translation forest rope) Ps: loved all the jokes about Lithuanians, made my day.

[@shemica16]

That made me spit out tea 🤣 Tho I'd say šniūrs is more like a string than a rope 😄

[@walisardar]

Same joike from Latvia about Lithuanian, how snake is in Lithuania? It's "'džungļu šņors" (jungle rope). How in Lithuanian is a dog? it's "astikustinaitis" (talewager-naitis)

[@kerstas10]

@@walisardar oh yea, heard about džiungliu šniurs also. 😂 prob. It goes both ways. Still funny

[@shemica16]

@@walisardar That is hilarious 😂 Why jungle though, that sounds so overboard 🤣

[@ggm-i8y]

omfg I remember these in primary school. Legendary takes on the language. How do you say Toothbrush in Latvian? Dantų barškals ( teeth rattler)

[@rolandlee6898]

The slow Estonians (and Finns) jokes actually come from Russian. They originate from the Soviet period and are based purely on the strong Estonian accent when speaking another language (Russian at that time). The joke still exists but is fading among younger people as English becomes the new language the 3 communicate in with each other and the accents arent as strong and Estonia is economically significantly better off than the other two. Most of these "classic jokes" are literal translations from Russian jokes that date back to Soviet days or 90s. I doubt there are many recent jokes that dont draw from that period. Even jokes about Russians or anyone else are mostly from those days as places were less developed and the differences and stereotypes were more prominent. Same as jokes between English and Irish or jokes about Germans, French, Jews etc are always old and based on elements of historical stereotypes or language that most people nowadays are unfamiliar with. Well, except French... the French are just weird.

[@zaliasvanagas4117]

I can sortof confirm it. (At least several) Estonian announcers do speak slow in Russian. Probably a language barrier.

[@Cofeeman911]

There are plenty of new jokes about Russians tho. Especially created this year.

[@rolandlee6898]

@@Cofeeman911 Yeah, there always have been. Baltic states love to blame the average Russian for things they had no part in. Like calling 7 year old kids "occupiers" because they speak Russian on the street.

[@Cofeeman911]

@@rolandlee6898 We are talking about stealing toilets, washing machines, dog houses, and many other ridiculous things the "liberators" of Ukraine do. We are not talking about your insecurities.

[@Cofeeman911]

@@rolandlee6898 No one blames children or even adult local Russians. We blame Russia as a whole, as a nation. The problem is - many local Russians identify themselves as Russia. when we say something bad about Russia, they feel that we are insulting them directly. Sure sometimes we point out the harsh history, but only when they start claiming, how they "liberated", and "saved" us. Or how cool it was under Russian rule.

[@piggybaggy242]

Im Latvian. Lithuanians are same like us. Trust me. I respect them. Pimpal.

[@agnius3878]

What "PIMPAL" means? in Lithuania it is dick

[@jac-kun2486]

On a cruise to Stockholm i met a Lithuanian man who was sincierly suprised that me and my friends (all Estonian) were speaking so fast and that we were so smart and everything

[@warhotspots7255]

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[@craftah]

he was 5 or what? how can u think nationality changes iq or smth

[@JH-pv6rd]

As lithuanian I'm quite surprised as we always say that even estonians are slow, they are ahead of us 😊 We actually think very highly of estonians, so I'm surprised that the guy was surprised that you were smart. Well, he learnt something new I guess.

[@MrKokainum]

As a linguistic enthusiast I find Lithuanian language as a treasure of common European culture. So conservative and sophisticated. Lithuanian suffix 'as' is an equivalent of latin suffix -us, and antient greek -os.

[@rain_1_3]

lithuanian and latvian languages are very similar indo-european languages, and they are the oldest ones still being used today about 5000+ years

[@copy2886]

@@rain_1_3 Prussian was older

[@matas9195]

@@copy2886 prussian hasnt been in use since the 17th century

[@virginijaa7871]

@@copy2886 was

[@gee3883]

@Paol Vrobel That's the reason I can only speak Lithuanian with as much skill as a goat, it's so difficult.

[@fidenemini111]

All jokes about Estonians come from Russia. Estonians themselves say these actualy are Estonian jokes about Finish people.

[@mikahamari6420]

We in Finland never make fun of Estonians, at least I don't. Actually, I don't make fun of any country, but it is great to have some self irony. Now this is Nordic elitism! 🙂 Instead we enjoy the similarities and differences of two closely related languages, like Estonian "Nahkhiirmees", which means Batman. "Nahk" means skin, "hiir" means mouse and "nahkhiir" means bat. In Finnish "nahka" means leather (or skin), "hiiri" means mouse, but we don't have a word "nahkahiiri", but "lepakko" for a bat. Both "mees" and "mies" mean man. So, "Nahkahiirimies" in Finnish would mean Leather Mouse Man. What a Superhero! Of course this works for both directions, many Finnish words sound funny to Estonian speakers.

[@martinroosileht7847]

Baltic brothers for life! Would love to see another video like this :D So far everything you said is true. Im from Estonia btw and its an honor to be the first one to comment!

[@LithuaniaExplained]

Working on a follow-up video to this- hang tight! 😁

[@suprundima]

Great to find this channel will be happy to learn more about Lituania. With love from Ukrainian

[@JesoTV]

As a Latvian, I call some of my fellow folks 'zirga galva' myself lol. But we also have a phrase that we sometimes tend to throw around at Lithuanians, which is 'nabaga Leits' meaning (translated literally) -- 'poor Lithuanian'. This joke refers back to the 1930s when Latvian economy was substantially more developed than Lithuanian, and many Lithuanian citizens (Polish as well actually) resorted to going to Latvia to find a job that is better paid.

[@Itsamanddda]

And in nowadays we use this phrase also when we just want to be sympathize with Lithuanians

[@p.s9407]

Explaining a joke about Latvians (calling them Zirga galva) would be that their Gulf of Riga is shaped as a horse head on the map (check it out yourself).

[@p.s9407]

and we change Lithuanian word žirgo to zirga becose it sounds more like Latvian

[@TheGvidzix]

@@p.s9407 Zirga galva, actually is how it is actually written in latvian

[@daffy1981]

It's also explained that latvians have high foreheads

[@andisbujaks6396]

as a mamber of Latvia i can say, You should know that BMW is most favourite car in Latvia. e46 is a national symbol of Latvia.

[@sirzuza1461]

1989 Baltic Way showed how close we are am Latvian and am so happy to have neighbours like Estonia and Lithuania 🥳

[@rogerthat3157]

That's literally the only thing that unites us

[@shaygold943]

I’m Latvian citizen and I in all my life never heard jokes about Estonian or Lithuanian people!

[@blackhole3407]

I dont know many baltic jokes but here in Latvia there is always this envy towards our neighbours like "look, Estonia has slightly higher salaries and better healthcare! Damn.."

[@bendors97]

Lithuanians and Estonians rant also about this.

[@paulagribgulet]

from what ive heard a lot of folks here in latvia are extremely envious towards estonia lol

[@bendors97]

@@paulagribgulet And same thing is in Lithuania and Estonia. Nothing new.

[@bendors97]

@@paulagribgulet Ma', you're projecting. Our lives are like the same. Calling Estonians and Lithuanians superior at living standarts is pretty much wrong, if you look further than salaries.

[@volks4551]

We Latvians call Lithuanians the same,as we want to put down the UNO reverse card. ''Žirga galvas''

[@Zvaigzdute14]

I'm crying :D :D :D :D Love from Lithuania

[@volks4551]

@@Zvaigzdute14 Ah Tu žirga galva. 😂

[@Zvaigzdute14]

@@volks4551 the correct Lithuanian form would be žirgo galva :D

[@linara255]

It's not reverse card as "zirga galva" is because of making fun of Latvian language and its stressing which sounds fun for us. Like we say that "gyvatė" (snake) in Latvian is "džunglu šnūrs" (Latvianized "džiunglių šniūras/virvė" - "jungle's rope"). This is just an impression of Latvian language we have.

[@egleskuciene2000]

I thought Latvians call Lithuanians "zvirbuļa galva" in response to "zirga galva"

[@GessyST]

I (Lithuanian) remember when I used to joke with my grandma that Latvians have 'žirgo galva' (horse head), but we never meant it in a harsh way. It was just like a tease in a way that you tease your brothers or sisters. I will always love my Latvian brothers and sisters!

[@jonstainerr5340]

after 10 pints Lithuanians and Estonians among themself immediately start to speak fluent Latvian and what is really smashing that they understand each other perfectly. (Its a joke form aside Norwegian one:D finance sector) Actually we love you Baltic, you are all northerners to us, so those jokes are close to Scandinavians and Finns

[@HoosierRallyMaster]

A sign in a tavern in the Lithuanian neighborhood in Chicago where I grew up: "kaip tau einas y'all (I am from southern Lithuania)"

[@Merle5743]

There is one Latvian word every Estonian knows. That is saldējums (icecream). It sounds a bit funny to us :). I was visiting an old farmer near Latvian border in Estonia some years ago. When mosquitoes started flying around us in the evening local elderly people joked that look Latvians came. It was great fun to them.

[@Tomazzas1]

As a Lithuanian I respect our brothers Latvians and Estonians :)

[@andrestolp7582]

I think we, the baltics joke around but actually get along really nice.

[@valdurmagi230]

Estonians have a gender-neutral language. And no grammatical past perfect. There's also a Latvian joke about Estonians. NO sex No future.

[@arnas1280]

"Look, who is standing on the hill? No, its estonian runing"

[@mateuszt661]

I've been to Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia last year and damn, all of these three are great countries. I've visited Vilnius, Panevėžys, Rīga and Tallinn (and also some smaller cities in Estonia while driving to Viru Raba). And well, from my observations people in Estonia were a bit slower, especially on the road. In Latvia people were driving like crazy and in Lithuania strangely roads (apart from Vilnius and Panevėžys) were pretty empty. In all of these I've met great people, only one was a bit unwelcoming (a young guy in some restaurant in Rīga), also one girl who was serving us food in Vilnius told me that I can't order more because it will be too much for me to eat (she could be right, but not gonna lie, I'd eat way more Lithuanian food). Also yeah, I'm a Pole. Please tell me jokes about Poles :D

[@LithuaniaExplained]

@Mateusz Are you sure you want Lithuanian jokes about Poles? I hear they are quite mean spirited 😵

[@mateuszt661]

@@LithuaniaExplained Yeah, give them all :D

[@LithuaniaExplained]

I think I might get myself in trouble … we’ll see 😆

[@mateuszt661]

@@LithuaniaExplained nah, no worries. I know history so I get why Lithuanians may not like Poles. Also we even don't like ourselves that much so chill :)

[@JH-pv6rd]

As a lithuanian, I truly don't know any jokes about poles, apart from one about lithuanian poles. We used to have some bad blood with poles in the past however nowadays I would say that we really like poles and are happy to have you as a neighbour. Sending loads of love from Lithuania ❤️

[@egonsabols2801]

Great video,thank You,brother. Greetings from LV 🇱🇻🇱🇹✋

[@karldonald8150]

My Lithuanian girlfriend says, "never buy a car from a Lithuanian, when they sell a car it is kaput" Lithuanian,s also cannot grasp the Irish mentality of slagging each other as fun, they only seem to see a serious side , but I do notice here in northern Ireland Latvian and Lithuanian people love and respect each other

[@pavojus]

That's odd because here in lithuania all we do is slag each other off and that's what i found so fun in Ireland when i lived there because people can take a joke!

[@karldonald8150]

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[@MaitKa]

This one is from the nineties after all 3B gained independence from soviet union and every country struggled with corruption a lot. Reporter asks from Balltic countries border guards “How much time does it take to buy a BMW?” Estonian - "About a week." Latvian - "About 2 weeks." Lithuanian - "2 months. " Reporter asks “Why so long? It will take your northern neighbors way less time.” Lithuanian border guard answers: “I don’t know… BMW looks like a pretty big company…”

[@mikuskokenbergs8853]

There's a common belief in Zemgale (Latvia's region bordering Lithuania), that if You wake in the morning and see, that all of your agricultural hardware is gone, you've been visited by Lithuanian. Also ancient Latvians had in folklore an evil spirit named lietuvēns, that comes in the night to smolder humans and disturb horses.

[@RoltonsLV]

2:47 it's actually ''zirga galvas'' but still find it kinda funny about the same joke 😂 Edit : I'm latvian btw 🇱🇻

[@shrewbkin158]

Every time I see the gulf of Riga on the map it reminds me of the "zirga galva" thing 😀🇱🇹

[@RoltonsLV]

@@shrewbkin158 nice

[@pienaskibire3276]

Lithuanian here, this was such a funny video to watch. We do indeed call Estonians slow, well, not just us, I have heard people from Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Poland, Latvia saying the same thing, but not in offensive matter, of course, just jokingly. When it comes to Latvians, yep, indeed we do call them Žirgs Galva, yet once again not in an offensive matter. We do love BMWs and I bursted out laughing at that "who's faster than wind" joke, since Lithuanians are known across the Europe as thieves, I personally know some people who went to Germany just to steal cars or car parts years ago. We ourselves joke about our own nation by saying that Lithuania is known/famous for two things, basketball and thievery lol. We are funny tho, we do have a sense of humour, but other than that it's a very accurate video. These jokes are never said with intention to offend tho. We do love our Baltic brothers and sisters.

[@benefit987]

Most of Lithuanian jokes about Latvians are related to their language, because it's sounds very funny and sweet to us 😁 however, if Polish are brothers by history, Latvians are our closest and only brothers by heart and nature ❤ and Estonians are brothers by their badass courage ❤

[@HEKVT]

20 minutes from the Lithuanian border and 30 minutes from the closest city but heard no jokes about Lithuanians, only about the slowness of Estonians.

[@dpb.97]

2:59 didn't know that this was a thing. I have 6 toes on my left foot I guess i should name my 6th toe "Latvian pinky" :D

[@hq_stabs7927]

Lithuanians usualy disassemble working things and reassemble them for no reason.(cars,tractors, trucks.)(try to get the tracking devices out).

[@dontaskmeanything5536]

There is joke about people names, that they get longer going from north to south in Baltics: Estonians have boy name Tom, Latvians have Toms and Lithuanians have Tomas

[@ben-taobeneton3945]

As a Latvian myself. I approve of these jokes 👌😂

[@TheMysticalCrowd]

Nice video. About cars and Lithuanians, as a Latvian, I can say that it keeps on going, as there's this joking statement that if you want to buy a new car, it usually says "Just delivered from Germany", which usually means it was just scrapped and put together in a Lithuaniaan garage to re-sell in Latvia. xD