How Long Would Most Blokes Sleep In The Same Sheets For? - Mock The Week

Josh Widdicombe’s double-edged put down is pretty special.
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[@daninagy4173]

Dara's comeback on the bald joke is gold.

[@kylestubbs8867]

How old will Frankie Boyle be when all of his fans finally accept that _he doesn’t want to come back?_

[@vaulimere]

Home news... "a break from sport"... and the answer, is about... sport

[@Ryuzakku]

it is home news, because if England wins the world cup then "it's coming home, lads".

[@punkwrestle]

Tyler Durden Can I take things that will never happen?

[@Dave_ja_vu]

@@punkwrestle again. Never happen again. They have won it

[@MKR5210]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@someguy1728]

How long could I hold a poo in if I shared a flat with Oscar Pistorius? LMFAO

[@francaperotti5934]

That joke doesn't get old.

[@aitor.online]

@@francaperotti5934 neither did his girlfriend lol

[@danielwhyatt3278]

THAT US JUST THE BEST ONE EVER.😂

[@kiwi-on-a-bike660]

@@aitor.online da dum dssss

[@punkwrestle]

Franca Perotti Unlike Oscars ex-wife.

[@beeble2003]

0:07 Dara: "Ah, home news. A blessed break from sport." 1:40 Josh: "Is it how long since England were last eliminated in the first round of a World Cup?" Dara: "Absolutely. Thank you very much." So not much of a break from sport, then...

[@nolankuffner3573]

The Prince Charles one was incredible. Followed immediately by a wonderful run of Oscar Pistorius jokes 🤣 Also, I can't sleep in the same sheets for more than two weeks.

[@andrewbloom7694]

0:30 "The white ppl are gonna get naked today" lol

[@leeolsson5271]

That dandruff joke is legendary now.

[@decodolly1535]

It is indeed but dandruff has nothing to do with hair. It's a skin condition of the scalp so bald people can still get dandruff.

[@petergilbert7106]

Is it: How old is this episode of Mock the Week?

[@sarahglover3286]

I was wondering that as it's clearly before the last world cup!

[@jamiemarshall6832]

Is it, how many years will mock the week still be airing on Dave for?

[@RoboBongoCuckooCop]

I thought the answer was: for how long will we see the episode this clip belongs to on Dave

[@robertwalton5324]

Is it: for how long will people reply to my comment?

[@Tom_The_Cat]

For how long has Comcast been telling me "A customer service representative will be with you shortly"?

[@mich8050]

How long does it feel like this lockdown has lasted?

[@banjokazooie370]

7 months later and now it feels like an eternity

[@mich8050]

@@banjokazooie370 indeed it does dude

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

When the Tories say something will be quick and painless, how long will the agony last?

[@RIXRADvidz]

maybe after 3 years of lockdown, but if you practice protocol, wear your mask, wash your hands, stay 6 feet apart and isolate if you can, perhaps Christmas 2022 will be 'back to Normal'.

[@TheBenNZ]

U guys have done well, I’m from N.Z and we got off early

[@HattielyEverAfter1995]

00:31 ‘the white people are gunna get naked today’ I think about this every time I see a man shirtless outside in sunshine x

[@AmericanPharaoh10]

Can't believe Romesh said "I cannot believe they've put Theo Walcott's picture on there." Andre Marriner will never hear the end of it.

[@NewMessage]

As a bald man, I can assure you we still use dandruff shampoo. Nothing worse than unzipping your trousers and releasing a small blizzard.

[@thehellyousay]

Small being the operative term...

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

@@bobtahoma dandruff is dead skin, hair just traps it. so I think if he didnt have dandruff that'd be a lot worse

[@CycolacFan]

I misread that as buzzard. Was thinking surely that’s an ideal scenario for you and the buzzard?

[@mrlenny8135]

This is so funny!

[@SamarIqbal1-2-1]

Dara: “Take that *BALD* man!” 4:54 😁

[@Gooberpatrol66]

*brushes dandruff off shoulder*

[@kylestubbs8867]

_"You social loser."_

[@NibberKSmooth]

Great exchange between Josh and Dara!

[@adspongy301]

"Nice break from sport" *is question about sport

[@yesemitesam333]

I'd forgotten how funny this subject was. Oh, and Mock The Week was pretty funny too.

[@sarahcusack5829]

I guess Charles isn't waiting anymore...

[@7MatthewJames]

Is it how long will it take me to moonwalk across Europe?

[@RIXRADvidz]

with the right music you could cut that down by a decade

[@7MatthewJames]

@@RIXRADvidz that’s true

[@MasterMoyle]

56 years is it how long has Dara O Briain been cracking one off.

[@boahnation9932]

Lmfao that Oscar pistorius joke

[@davidoreilly7328]

How much have I aged since last March?

[@ashleyp.4932]

Going on a different topic from the video, those mugs are probably done by the firm that a famous for this. It's supposedly a Chinese firm, called Quandong Enterprises, but I think it's actually registered in the UK. They first came to prominence when they did a range of commemorative mugs for William and Catherine's wedding, but had Prince Harry's photo on it instead. Just Look up: "Kate Middleton Marries Prince Harry in mug gaffe".

[@platinumpatience5307]

I interpreted the title as blokes sleeping the same sheets together.

[@byronbunny8488]

"... any day now..." 😄😆😅

[@boywcurtains7355]

how long do boris’ speeches feel like they go on for?

[@MasterMoyle]

Is it at what age does Dara O Briain need to stop cracking one off when watching Blue Peter.

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

The woman he was allegedly cracking one off to, isn't she married to Charlie Brooker?

[@andrewbloom7694]

A nice break from sport. I've got some sad news dara

[@ajivins1]

Without her glasses Angela looks like Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.

[@paulcoy9060]

Is she a nurse at Monsoon Poultry Hospital?

[@ajivins1]

@@paulcoy9060 Don't know that. She was a character in a British sitcom called Open All Hours.

[@calebansell806]

Fetch a cloth, Granville

[@jeanniehelliwell1599]

Romesh you can be Australian any day❤️🇦🇺🥰🤣

[@MsKeebe]

I do not think there is anything Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan, and Dara Ó Briain could say that I don’t find brilliant and hilarious. Literally nothing.

[@thezanzibarbarian5729]

_"How Long Would Most Blokes Sleep In The Same Sheets For?"_ When I get into bed, my sheets have been trained to tuck me in now 8-))...

[@Poke-ladd]

Which season and episode please

[@georgeetboom7719]

Did anyine else get the david Cameron finally getting service joke at the end.

[@cruz1ale]

No but Dara's Obama accent was spot on!

[@JasperJanssen]

Apparently he was on holiday and not available for matters of state, because wherever in like Wales had no mobile phone service.

[@Bart-tk9um]

Jasper Janssen it was cornwall

[@chrisgarton4225]

Is it how many years do I have until I finally win a game, oh wait no that’s the amount of years I have to be the loser.

[@WuxianTec]

I feel like putting an answer to a prompt in the title, even if it is a question, pretty frustrating. At this point most videos uploaded are repeats of already uploaded videos anyways.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Eh, sacrifice one joke to make viewers ask “What prompted _that?”_

[@SidneyBroadshead]

*Mock the Week* (S13, Ep03; June 26, 2015) *_If This is the Answer, What is the Question?_* Presenter: Dara O'Briain Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Angela Barnes, Josh Widdicombe Team 2: Romesh Ranganathan, Hugh Dennis (captain), Miles Jupp Full Episode: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppyykoSDm5doh6c

[@gracewenzel]

So in Britain it's "maths" (plural) and "sport" (singular) Whereas here in the States it's "math" (singular) and "sports" (plural) How on earth did that happen? 🤔

[@stephenwalton7079]

“The British and Americans are one people separated by a common language.” Churchill

[@RIXRADvidz]

Lift, Lory, Bin. elevator, truck, garbage can it's a Language Thing, yeah innit

[@bremCZ]

Sport is countable.

[@jerribee1]

When those words were made up, there was a shortage of S's and we put ours on maths and the Americans put theirs on sports.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

They use a singular because they haven’t realized yet that there’s sports other than soccer?

[@chriskaprys]

0:09 vs 1:56 😆

[@stpaley]

how old is this clip

[@moonlightace4467]

How long does it take a workplace to replace a lost name badge?

[@thehellyousay]

Sheets?

[@kylestubbs8867]

3:54

[@mickmcgregor66]

54 years since they won the world cup. They still think they're the best team in the world

[@konsultarvode6527]

Odd news, didnt England fail to qualify at all during those 56 years lol?

[@chrisgarton4225]

Is it how old is tom brady going to be before he retires from the National Football League?

[@langa77777]

You’re supposed to wash sheets?

[@carpii]

just give them a light mist when they start cracking

[@langa77777]

carpii instructions unclear, bed smells of urine.

[@seldonwright4345]

You used sheets?

[@Dim4323]

How many years will pastor Steve anderson becoming the next pope?

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

Till they are worn to rags

[@Loosehead]

I managed 6 months, till the smell got too bad.

[@LednacekZ]

amateur. there are techniques to prolong that. and when it gets horrible, you can sleep sheets-less

[@mannmctrash]

@@LednacekZ This man knows the ways of the dirtbag.

[@harryturner8701]

1:30 and I would still be better than JOSH

[@billhester8821]

Potatoes are NOT IRISH

[@RIXRADvidz]

Ireland did have one of the worst events surrounding the potato. that's why it's such a thorn in the side of the Irish.

[@7MatthewJames]

@@RIXRADvidz as an Irishman, I can verify this. The Potato Famine in 1845-52 killed over three million people and and left hundreds of thousands more starving, some of whom collapsed and died on the streets

[@wunnell]

I'm guessing Romesh isn't quite so Sri Lankan for the cricket at the moment.

[@jonblackk]

Prince Charles is now King. Only took a few extra yrs. 😂

[@TheHutchy01]

On reflection Chris Smalling wouldn't have been too bad

[@2490debrick]

I wanna like it but it's just so tedious...

[@insertname1014]

It annoys me how Dara says a murmured joke and "err..." after gag

[@cruz1ale]

A teacher at uni used to do that and nobody found him funny. The jokes were ok, but the loud "err..." just made them very awkward

[@markorollo.]

I've hardly understood a word he ever said, and I like the Irish accent, find it quite understandable, but him, nope

[@leejamesmccarthy]

Wish he would would fuck off back to ireland tbh he makes the show crap its cringey af

[@sneaky5141]

@@leejamesmccarthy alright relax lmao

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

MarkoRollo ah yes Ireland is famous for having only one accent...

[@ladyi7609]

Wait, Britain only has one brand of anti-dandruff shampoo?! In North America we have many, many brands of anti-dandruff shampoo, each brand having multiple formulas. Wow, feels kinda like Britain is not quite as developed a country as previously thought.

[@dawesreads1263]

I cannot for the life of me, tell whether this is a joke or not

[@beageler]

Romesh has weird problems...

[@RIXRADvidz]

this is really old.like 12 years old and getting older. Romesh has grown up since this

[@robinhyperlord9053]

56 years; the time in prison for the people who made Lenovo and Samsung. #DeathToLenovo

[@matthewiles5714]

Samsung is a brilliant product.

[@robinhyperlord9053]

@@matthewiles5714 The Samsung is being retarded.

[@arthurtheslime9359]

What a way to out yourself as a simple minded sheep.

[@BezoomnyBratchny]

What's wrong with Samsung?

[@robinhyperlord9053]

@@BezoomnyBratchny The Samsung phone is dodgy in its touchscreen, very slow, has very little intenrent connection, very little memory, give you the wrong word as opposed to what you typed, Samsung is made by an invalid.