Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 16 Cut)

[@montsegur1985]

“Love is blind, and so am I, so let me feel your face and make sure you’re not a munter.” I nearly wet myself

[@SaintPhoenixx]

"Now for the paper review, A4 STILL SMASHING IT." Kerry Godliman is a gem.

[@mikefry4567]

I'm normally not a fan of her blunt, cockney delivery.. but it worked perfectly for that line!

[@oiooi6460]

She wouldn't get on TV if it weren't for BBC obsession with tick box quotas. She is feebly unfunny

[@ZoeSummers1701A]

@@oiooi6460 Oh look. A misogynist.

[@upnorth2421]

​@@oiooi6460 or...maybe your sense of humour is lacking....

[@oiooi6460]

@upnorth2421 no that's not it

[@nikbol43below]

"Hey girl, you must be tired, because you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"

[@roberthambrook150]

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[@jzsl.02]

"Is your hair out of control? Do you wear wacky shirts? Well hey, you're great just how you are" YES Milton!!! 🙌🏼✨

[@johnhiggins2280]

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[@johnhiggins2280]

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[@johnhiggins2280]

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[@johnhiggins2280]

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[@whatonearth9809]

“HAS ANYONE SEEN THE RETURNING OFFICER?” 😂😂😂

[@MRR19]

@Martin Major Returning Officer here: I still haven’t got any messages

[@BovinaSancta79]

When Ed Burns did the "Random stuff with things" joke I laughed so hard I got a weeks worth of ab training LOL

[@J.R8765]

You really did get some core training

[@TomFynn]

Basically the plot of every movie now.

[@samprizeman4509]

@@TomFynnwtf?

[@TomFynn]

@@samprizeman4509 "Random stuff with things" is basically the substance of every movie now.

[@VincenzoInfi]

Rhys James is seriously underrated imo.

[@JamieMellin3]

Seriously! I’m surprised he hasn’t got on more of these type of shows

[@zackel8869]

Not wrong. And to think I’ve seen some fans comparing him to Aaron Wan-Bissaka.

[@Czar_Dude]

He’s a champions league winner too, is there anything he can’t do!

[@JeremyForTheWin]

​@@Czar_Dudeget a drink without being carded, I'm guessing

[@buzoff4642]

Leans too heavily on crass, for my taste.

[@brentcrude8565]

"I like my women like I like my coffee...always getting my name wrong." Hahaha! James Acaster is so random sometimes, it's just genius.

[@lukemills4594]

It's not random though. I take it you didn't understand the joke?

[@brentcrude8565]

No, I got the joke alright. Story of my life at Starbucks. :D I was referring to the way his mind works when approaching a topic. My kind of comedian.

[@lukemills4594]

Agree. Top comedian

[@AECEntertainment]

Who comes on after that

[@tomaxe387]

His voice annoys the shit out of me 😂 shame cos his material is pretty funny

[@Ariurotl]

RIP Charles Frosties

[@lizaspleasure8403]

That’s why they named a cereal after him

[@billrobershaw9165]

Clever

[@AJSZodiac]

He was greeeaaaatttt.

[@RepellentJeff]

“Release the leopard!” I choked on my coffee. 🤣

[@pizzabuster5588]

"I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂

[@theworldoftrading4592]

Spat my beer all over my monitor when I first saw that one

[@georgeallport9159]

Hugh Dennis is still funny he's one of the reasons I watch these

[@meda7250]

Rhys James is great as well!

[@stephanbetteridge8106]

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[@stephanbetteridge8106]

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[@stephanbetteridge8106]

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[@stephanbetteridge8106]

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[@frutalse]

the 10:25 chat up lines segment is arguably one of the strongest in the show's history

[@FakingANerve]

"Big Ben is the tower, not the clock. The clock's called 'Tickety Ted, the time-telling bitch.'" That one never gets old. 😄

[@igrim4777]

The bell is called Big Ben.

[@maltaussie]

"You're father must have been a thief, and I'm gonna catch him if it's the last thing I do. You're father's going to prison" I think I nearly died.

[@lizaspleasure8403]

What a guy

[@TARDIStraveller96]

Ed saying 'I want to see you shit in this bin' for unlikely romance novel lines is possibly my favourite MTW moment ever

[@aidangriffiths5075]

Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the segment afterwards

[@olavrell]

It does fill the criteria.

[@davidmacey5096]

😢😢😊​@@aidangriffiths5075

[@markaous1212]

You had me at hello, which is why most of my friends think I’m a slag

[@mmjackk667]

"Here we have a tiger, happily eating Frosties. Tonight's episode is dedicated to the memory of our camera man Charles Frosties." :))))))))))) (James Acaster)

[@formulalyric3173]

Hugh standing there with a beard like a grizzled WW2 veteran.

[@jimmypee8404]

"Premature Ejac... oh, no." That is comedy gold, Hugh is a true genius.

[@juliejohnson2635]

Milton's bit about Nish almost made me spit out my drink.

[@ac4th371]

Love how the crowd laugh at Milton Jones before he even says anything.

[@terricathcart6219]

Milton.."was there any messages??" As a reply to...someone looking for the returning cop.(l'm from Las Vegas, Nevada and love this show!! And now it's over!!!)

[@LoneKharnivore]

​@@terricathcart6219 Returning officer. They're the official who announces the votes cast in an election.

[@buzoff4642]

Best joke by Milton, "...mass grave site...of snowmen...turns out it's a carrot field" had me chasing down his videos. A total off the wall scream, much like Steven Wright.

[@terricathcart6219]

I love Milton...he's hylarious!!!! He brightens up my day when he's on!!

[@andyo5220]

Ed Byrne's bin gag is one of the best ever.

[@jacky61006]

James Acaster.....a name to be remembered.

[@pinkypete6079]

Pure class would love to see him live

[@lizaspleasure8403]

RIP

[@lordeden2732]

You have got to be JOKING

[@djzio]

"I want to see you shit in this bin" has got to be the greatest line spoken on TV in all history

[@suzieeeeeee]

Pretty sure whatever chat up lines James Acaster used were probably ones he'd actually use 😂😂😂

[@OllerHaha]

"Birds of prey" is by far the funniest pun I've ever heard!

[@goodiesguy]

Except it had been done decades earlier by the late great Benny Hill: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aojIpWSYjN15pZo

[@laurencewhittingham6688]

So nice of people to write the subtitles in the comments for deaf people. What kind people

[@rainylupin]

I love that when Hugh said "In a world where monkeys have given up tobacco" literally EVERYONE knew what the joke was going to be and yet it was STILL funny

[@Thumbs81]

Any panel show I see I immediately count how many of the comedians have been on taskmaster

[@sunderlandtillidie5770]

Hugh Dennis is, by now, as important as Dara

[@lizaspleasure8403]

He was important as dara in series 3

[@dianapugh1534]

Hugh Dennis is more important

[@akerfeldt4068]

So consistently funny

[@bmthsteve89]

Could replace Dara with a Labrador and nothing would change…

[@HutcH68]

2023 - Doesn’t matter anymore

[@ada4927]

"I like my men like I like...women" FUCKEN GOLD!

[@neilbowers6956]

Unlikely Chat Up Lines "Nope, should have gone to Specsavers" that killed me. Hugh Dennis makes me laugh so much on this.

[@TomStansfield]

“It’s random things…. With stuff!” 😂😂😂😂

[@jameslittlemore313]

My favorites of all time would have to be: Frankie, Hugh, Andy, James, Ed and Russell

[@jameslittlemore313]

Karl Papp The same way I feel about my life insurance

[@lizaspleasure8403]

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO RESPECTS THE TALENT OF ANDY PARSONS! #truefootballfan respect burton boy

[@gracepuckey3090]

Which Ed?

[@dapaintbrush6965]

@@lizaspleasure8403 I love Andy to

[@dapaintbrush6965]

Mine are. Frankie, Hugh, Andy, Russell, Ed burns. But they are all great

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

Kudos to Ed Byrne, I've watched this video about 20 times and his deliver still cracks me up.

[@verdadeirocompulsivo1981]

Unlikely things to hear on a radio : Decent music and real news.

[@evo_is_confused]

It's funny how James Acaster and Hugh Dennis outshine everybody. Like everybody is bloody brilliant, but James and Hugh.

[@Blizzard0fOz93]

why does Hugh always look slightly traumatized, with every joke? like, he's got that 1000 yard stare, every time he steps up to the microphone.

[@JL-wg8qe]

James Acaster IS JUST QUALITY..I DIDNT LIKE GARY DELANEY AT FIRST BUT HE HAS GOT SOME TOP GAGS

[@AndroidGamesPlay]

The Chat Up Lines was the best one by a stretch

[@sloppygamer1291]

Some of my favourites: 8:40 - 9:02 - 10:26 - 10:56 - 11:20 - 11:52 - 13:22 - 14:01 - 20:54 - 24:43 - 29:26 - 32:20 - 41:50 - 45:53 - 54:15 - 54:49 - 55:02 - 55:36 - 1:07:00

[@XenilaVanilla]

Drinking game for you all: *take a drink every time you see Hugh go to button his jacket whilst at the mic*

[@jacquelineduplessis4508]

now i can't unsee it! 🤣

[@abdimursal321]

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[@phunkymind23]

Or when he starts with "Well...".

[@eagletown8977]

And looks at the screen when finished

[@verdadeirocompulsivo1981]

who...at...efrs...tare you talkin a BOOT ? I DID IT HICK!

[@agogobell28]

Rhys, Zoe, James, Ed, Kerry, and Hugh are the ones who make me laugh the most consistently.

[@vesperalrhino1039]

Which ed

[@kyandenton]

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[@k4ty886]

2:34 that laughing to poker face from Ed Gamble was near chilling 😅

[@Bigkevy1970]

James Acaster is so funny! Highly original and his facial expressions are priceless!

[@Tumbleflop]

I think you mean _The Pummeler_

[@daveyfunk]

That awarding the 2022 World Cup to the Islamic State was nearly accurate haha

[@TheMattew777]

Watching this video, I didn't laugh once. I laughed a lot more than that.

[@TheBenAlder]

10:56 - Your father must be a thief… 12:26 - Get some rest, lady!

[@Galvatron759]

The question still remains, what truly became of the returning officer.

[@davidranson3797]

I left a message for him. He mustn't have received it.

[@camerond.blackwell7493]

Man, Nish's joke about the 2022 Fifa World Cup hits different now.

[@joeking1584]

"I do NOT make U-Turns. But more importantly: I DO make U-Turns." That was quite the U-Turn....

[@applejuice5272]

9:22 "...and here we have two birds of prey. Or nuns as we call them."

[@uhidkwhatishouldputthisas8383]

"Do you want, plump, fuller lips? Try a nut allergy." 5:07

[@ts25679]

Gap year detective sounds like fun

[@joeking1584]

The funniest part is seeing Zoe losing it over in the corner trying hard not to piss herself 😂😂😂

[@bobalinx8762]

Rejected Exam Questions: "Practical Exam. Rock, paper scissors!"

[@zoeingram4899]

honestly I'm in an office in silence and I watched it all while not laughing and I'm dying - I need to laugh seriously help#!!!

[@josieclarke8197]

James is so funny! “I will deliver you a hard brexit! Unless you’re not in, then I’ll give it to your neighbor. Which is Europe. Should have thought that through!”

[@RichbUKDE]

Ellie Taylor has lovely pins.

[@87654321j]

The Scottish people have spoken Did anyone understand what they were saying 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@LoneKharnivore]

47:00 Ah yes, the "Ellie Taylor's got her legs out so let's put her in every fucking shot" episode.

[@neilfleming2787]

that last line from Milton....stunning

[@Walshy94]

James Acaster and Frankie Boyle on this at the same time would be EPIC :)

[@edwardharriss1463]

42:49 "Pepsi, it'll do" XD classic

[@marnus234]

If anyone can, Genghis khan is the best one

[@GamerGuyMatt1892]

Milton Jones is hilarious.

[@FrankFurther]

BANGING. BANGING. BANGING. BAKE-OFF. THEN BACK TO BANGING AGAIN

[@RIXRADvidz]

one of the BEST Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows....on SUNDAY!!!! thanks for all your cut and paste , it looks great on my screen !!

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Sorry, has anyone seen the returning officer?”

[@MrKaywyn]

Ed Gamble was a great addition to the show.

[@joemonty2760]

Give Rhys James more future shows!

[@jacobmutti1528]

I can't breathe because of this. thank you so much for making my day!😂😂😂😂

[@YuriNator557]

James Acaster and Ed Gamble are saving Mock the Week tbh lol

[@mindlessgonzoalt]

Give Hugh credit, he's trying his damnest, too.

[@YuriNator557]

hey, i'm not saying he isn't, and hugh is better than both of them we all know that hugh basically carries it

[@thesurgeon6473]

idiot42 - Dunno about Gamble. Acaster is one of my favourites but Milton is just something else. And Kerry Godliman (think that's her name) is wonderful too

[@megamegacoolman]

Rhys James is pretty decent too.

[@jamesl8640]

I quite like Nish and Rommesh. Hugh carries the show. Dara is also good. I think they should have people on the show because they're funny not because they have to have at least one one liner and one woman.

[@chrishewlett9490]

sounds exotic turns out hes just a bloke lol

[@tylergriffin6062]

We were shown things you didn't hear during the election in my english class to learn about satire comedy, I love my teacher do much 😂😂

[@rachelblaquiere9134]

"Oh yeah you can feel the Byrne" ... I've watched this compilation over and over and only just got it

[@melvsummit2367]

Enjoyed every minute. 😂😂😂

[@phunkymind23]

So, I guess it doesn't matter if Frankie is no longer on the show. It's still hilarious, regardless.

[@mustafabrennpaste6521]

You realised that a month ago? You,must be living on the moon.

[@phunkymind23]

@@mustafabrennpaste6521 I always knew, but I thought I’d talk sense into some potentially disgruntled fans.

[@drasticwillb]

Unlikely Lines From A Cosmetics Commercial. "Now introducing our Milton Jones Hair (I Don't) Care products line."

[@BefuddledGentleman]

James's semen joke is still perhaps my favourite ever from scenes we'd like to see. Cracks me up every time!

[@gracepuckey3090]

Do you have timestamp?

[@plainlyabrick]

@@gracepuckey3090 1:00:17

[@Harry-tj6bl]

I actually fucking love James acaster

[@joesalkeld3472]

I have gone 18 years of my life without having the ending of the sixth sense spoiled and then FUCKING ED BYRNES comes along. GOD DAMMIT

[@daneenmurf1043]

Wait till i tell you about The Crying Game

[@josephwear9572]

37:23 wow even a fly has joined the fun!

[@reensays_]

Thank you for this! I love bin-watching these :')

[@harveyatkinson9511]

Catherine Bryan I don’t know what “bin-watching” is, I suppose you mean “binge-watching”.

[@reensays_]

Harvey Atkinson Oh yeah haha yes i did. I just realised my mistake, thanks👍

[@LordAaronus]

Harvey Atkinson it's trainspotting for hobos

[@JoelMurphy77]

"Bin-watching" should be a term for deleted scenes.

[@lilfizz1619]

Harvey Atkinson watching things in a bin?

[@AlanMchugh-zj7nh]

take a drink every time Hugh says shewady shewady haha

[@jwvandegronden]

49:33 James Acaster is one of the few worthy successors of Frankie Boyle; at least as unpredictable with spot on delivery! Tickety Ted the time-telling bitch somehow is the funniest line of this entire hour!

[@PM_VA]

I like how whenever Ed Gamble steps up to the mic, he stares into your soul.

[@mrwoody2259]

To to love Milton jones

[@mrwoody2259]

Got

[@NygaardBushcraft]

Celestial bodies with enough mass can litteraly warp light. This is the only reason we can see the sign behind Daras head.

[@theunknownstuntman4010]

James Acasters mind is wired up in a strange way, good but strange

[@richardt.4224]

What a program, so much better than our "7 Days" program here in New Zealand. lol.

[@gaamatsu4dewin]

That redhead, though... omg I'm rolling!

[@benantell5452]

Milton Jones is the only one that doesn't do kaka jokes... I like his work, he really thinks.

[@biggusdickus5986]

He's a practising Christian and tries to keep it fairly clean

[@nikbol43below]

Funny man, that Acaster.

[@mattacaster2935]

Thanks very much! - frankly, i'm embarrassed to have the same surname as this unfunny weed.

[@mattacaster2935]

@@LukasOfTheLight Never said I was, the point is, I am not on your TV pretending to be a comedian am I ? FFS!!

[@lizaspleasure8403]

matt acaster piss off

[@lizaspleasure8403]

matt acaster he’s not pretending he’s funny

[@lizaspleasure8403]

Steven Bailey you’d be better

[@adammc2339]

I think I laughed more at the titles in the background than I did Nish.

[@georgiewatson8688]

"Coming up whilst coming up, that's coming up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randyschwaggins]

I'd love to drop 90s Frankie Boyle into this and watch the carnage...😂

[@dotdotdot...176]

"I like my men like I like... women." 💀