How Many British Problems Can YOU Relate to? Via Reddit r/BritishProblems

[@willbwhipping3072]

Doing PE in the rain while wearing shorts and a t shirt and being told that “it’s not that cold” by your teacher who’s wearing the biggest coat you’ve ever seen in your life

[@emmatyler6831]

God that gave me school flash backs XD where did they buy those coats

[@willbwhipping3072]

Emma Tyler I have absolutely no idea I’ve never seen those coats ever since 🤣

[@isobelwilkinson6221]

And you ask if you can wear your jumper but they tell you it's the wrong jumper so no

[@breadhamcheese]

Once my teacher gave me and my friend who were sitting out of the lesson his coats, so that’s -2 coats for him, and he was STILL wearing a coat

[@lisahenry20]

Once I was doing pe on the AstroTurf playing football and it started snowing. At first it wasn't much so the teacher said to keep playing and it will probably stop. About 2 mins later it was snowing so much you couldn't see more than a few meters infront of you and we couldn't see the teacher telling us to start going back up to the school.

[@the1theonlykat]

“Hello I’m Evan Edinger and my accent changes every-time I speak”

[@Cine-Nic]

Why can I hear this?? 😂

[@charleston1789]

I can relate

[@emmawalter5433]

Excuse you, some of us suffer greatly from Random Accent Syndrome. Zometimes eet even zleeps into owayr typing! I canota help it. Itsa how i wasa raiseda. I am trash.

[@Aml_07]

WE NEED 1 MORE LIKE FOR 420

[@jpsings4229]

Emma Walter I ama trasha*

[@QmunkE]

If we didn't have to do PE in the rain, we'd basically never get to play sports at school.

[@graceb3081]

Genuine question, do you guys not have large gyms? As Evan said, we just stayed inside if the weather was bad

[@insomnialackson]

@@graceb3081 We had a large indoor sports hall, but half the time it was being used for exams or other things so you couldn't get near it even if it was raining. I used to just forge notes from my mum whenever it would rain so I could sit in the hallway and do homework.

[@visitingstatue171]

@@graceb3081 At my school the gym isn't really big enough to fit everyone in, so if it's pouring with rain half of us will still probably have to go out (and it's usually the boys haha).. Can't speak for everyone though- it's just at my school the students:physical space ratio is pretty shit

[@yazplatt]

My school had a separate gym that we used on Mondays and we did outdoor sports the rest of the week. We had a field off-campus though so they wanted to get their money’s worth so we’d miss some of our lunchtime to travel there and do lacrosse in the rain ☹️ (I’m English)

[@benlloyd701]

Grace B at my school we have a few and they’re kinda big but they choose not to because they don’t want us to be pussies

[@GroinStrain_]

When Americans put on British accents, they always sound Australian

[@pauliedoodle1939]

Groin Strain I just think they sound like Dick Van Dyke from Mary Poppins. Lol 😬

[@izzfrizz185]

It depends if they’re try h to be chavvy or posh

[@joshuarichmond4273]

So true 😂 but no offense to anyone American 😂

[@tescomealdeals4613]

I usually say my fake British accent sounds like Harry Potter after being hit by the Hogwarts Express

[@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD]

Yus

[@eleanorffion2208]

You know what's sad. A lot of people who I have met who live in America said that they thought we were all polite people who drank tea and ate crumpets, but really we're a load people who have to put up with year sevens thinking that Adidas is a personality type.

[@leahhooker8559]

the truest thing I've read in a while

[@Milamberinx]

I certainly don't have to put up with any year sevens. I was very happy to leave secondary school, some people will tell you they're the best years of your life, but that's a load of crap.

[@marlwoodenglish]

Hello Eleanor😂

[@zoesabrina1701]

I miss crumpets, I haven’t had them since I was a year 7 trembling while passing the year 11s

[@emilycatherine9459]

But the fact that you put up with it proves that you’re polite. Most Americans would call them out and literally ruin their self-esteem (and sometimes they deserve it, but it still isn’t polite to do that to them)

[@carolinephillips9255]

In the uk we have to do PE in the rain fairly frequently. Shivering in a thin sports kit whilst the teacher is wrapped up in about 20 layers and shouting at you for complaining is pretty rubbish.

[@daniel_rowe]

At my school the boys would do PE outside in the rain and cold while the girls did PE inside in the sports hall...

[@UnpaidInternJR]

Early february, the netball court is lightly dusted with snow.. "It's not cold!" Yells the PE teacher, wearing three coats a scarf and gloves, while I, have simply a polo shirt and a skort...

[@kathwe7497]

uh hu. and in my school the girls had to wear skorts so short that you could see the shorts that were almost revealing our butts. i hate PE

[@blufferfish0896]

Daniel Rowe yeah, same here, it’s pretty stupid, most of the guys hate it because we have to stay outside, and most of the girls hate it because it ain’t fair and they know it.

[@Bhocobhipbookie]

Daniel Rowe Same with mine, they’d make all the boys do the gritty stuff like rugby in torrential rain but since I am I girl I barely went outside in the rain. They’d just make us come up with a gymnastics team and everyone would argue 😂😂😂

[@lisaste5068]

When I (a German) was studying in London, I went to the library and someone was listening to their music very loudly. I turned to the person closest to me with headphones in, assuming it was her, but she pointed me to a guy about three meters away, with everyone around us nodding in agreed annoyance. When I went up to him to ask him to turn it down (which he did) everyone just looked at me in awe as if I were their personal hero lmao

[@lisahenry20]

You probably were their hero

[@kirbykilledgod]

You did the impossible

[@Lady_Tee15]

🤣😂

[@Bear_the_shepherd]

Thank you for your service 😭🥰

[@Jenny-lk5zq]

Evan: suitably outraged at terrible tea making UK: OK, you can be a citizen now

[@melonmale]

My random person on the internet, I don't think any tea drinking country would want that person

[@mouseluva]

I once was walking through some of the most torrential rain I've ever experienced, when I spied what may have been another pedestrian through my extremely wet glasses. The inclement weather had washed away the normal social order of not speaking to strangers. Only one thing remained, and which of us would say it first? I had almost opened my mouth when she shouted above the torrential downpour: "lovely weather we're having." The deed was done.

[@lewisvlogs3757]

I know that we complain about the weather a lot but to be fair it’s bloody awful

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

@@lewisvlogs3757 yeah its bad enough to piss us off but not bad enough to realistically complain

[@kaycollarfeild]

That level of rain and wind, where the rain comes down in sheets and smashing into the back of your legs

[@katiem656]

@@lewisvlogs3757 I like it actually, it’s fun

[@glowtail3744]

Lovely weather today Not as heavy as last week

[@RB999888]

You can tell someone has lived in London they're whole life when they say "Watford is where the north starts"

[@britishsongbird]

Everywhere north of the South is the North

[@kirstymack2235]

@@britishsongbird Midlands erasure lmao (but Watford is still south)

[@joshual3486]

@@kirstymack2235 people from Birmingham kept insisting that there was a place called "the Midlands"

[@kirstymack2235]

@@joshual3486 idk what they're on about with this mythical "midlands", tbh. Anywhere lower than York is south to me.

[@slowdriver6868]

@@kirstymack2235 as someone living in the Midlands, it is needed to keep the people living in the Midlands out the rest of the UK. You don't wanna deal with Birmingham and the surrounding area

[@oopsiedaisie_]

my pe teacher tells us that if it’s raining we still have to go outside and if we complain we get a detention. the only time we didn’t have to go outside was when he also didn’t want to go outside because he didn’t bring an umbrella.

[@godyusopp]

So you could steal his umbrella and prevent becoming wet in the rain

[@bananasplit6048]

Yh this was true for us until 1 day in yr11 they merged 2 classes to play netball and it was raining and we just all refused to leave the changing rooms so they gave up

[@septemily]

Banana Split that’s epic lmao

[@beaniebeanbeaniebean]

I had the deputy head of my school for pe for a year so we always got the sports halls when we couldn't play hockey outside. That year was glorious

[@calebdavey1700]

Our school used to be like that, but then our town had the worst floods it had in a several decades. Suddenly then we were told to do PE indoors

[@sarahwright2271]

a short but frequent narrative american: hey me: hey american: where are you from me: england american: oii it’s ChEwSdAy iNiT me:👁👄👁

[@comfortasaju2489]

Sarah Wright ‼️‼️‼️

[@wokery]

Like I ... I- it's toozday init?

[@imafish6036]

Sarah Wright I had a American friend and what happened was that she FaceTimed her friends and bragged to her friends that I was British and they yelled “say something!” And would then laugh at me 🙁

[@sarahwright2271]

I'm a Fish we must stand up against these hardships

[@drahcirnevarc9152]

I like Americans who take the piss out of my Home Counties accent.

[@ben-smith-music]

This video taught me, once again, that London is entirely different to the rest of the UK

[@adamwins1395]

London is 1 sixth of the population of the uk and england is 6 eighth of the uk population

[@chilliam00]

Londoners have low-key anxiety when they take public transport that doesn't use Oyster. 😂🤣

[@dollyjeanstevens]

London, or as it is known to the rest of the U.K. ‘Middle Earth’ full of the most important people you will ever meet!

[@Lady_Tee15]

@@chilliam00 🤣😂🤣😂

[@cosmoreverb3943]

@@chilliam00 It's been years since I moved out of London, but this still happens

[@jaspercroot4919]

When u hold the door open for someone and they walk through without saying thank you , & u sarcastically say “it’s alright don’t mention it” out loud 😂

[@imnotarobotipromise4968]

nicole nagy same tho

[@drahcirnevarc9152]

I do that.

[@sammiesalvatore8403]

You have to wait till they get a little distance away and then shout your welcome!

[@neilwilliams3298]

"you're welcome!!" 😂

[@sammiesalvatore8403]

@@neilwilliams3298 thanks for the grammar spell check. Should of made sure I did it all correctly just to post on KZbin. I’ll make sure for next time 😁.

[@Zoe-bx9bp]

first time i went to london when i was little i was so confused by leaving the bus by a separate door than i had come in because "how am i supposed to thank the bus driver"

[@serathaevistille995]

That's adorable.

[@chrisamies2141]

in the opposite direction, I found buses in Birmingham annoying because they only have a front door and so people congregate by the entrance / exit. (they only have one door where I live now, and some of the local buses in SW London only have one, but the 'huddle by the front door' thing I've only seen in Brum).

[@glowtail3744]

Its weird not to thank the bus driver Got use to it

[@1710Bex]

Along with “chips and fish” is “fork and knife” ABSOLUTELY NOT

[@PocketNachos]

I've been saying fork n knife my entire life. I didn't know it was weird to say that :v

[@lukaseldenrust2637]

Becky Jordan my brain automatically corrected both of those...

[@orlaghsharrock6541]

Or vinegar and salt lol x SO ANNOYING

[@JonasHamill]

dec and ant

[@Nikzzza]

Knife n fork in English. But funnily its fork n knife in Finnish

[@olih322]

"did your teachers really make you go outside in the rain?" Oh Evan, you have NO idea...

[@_wolffan_7727]

if it was snowing they wouldnt do astroturf stuff nono not for our safety they dont care but "we dont want the astro turf to get hurt" -_-

[@Lee-bv7tj]

Until our legs went orange with cold. Did you even know that possible? In a skirt in the ice!

[@olih322]

@Samghost They wouldn't say that if they had been hit by a Mitre football lol

[@Reckeeto]

“Watford, that’s where the North begins” well guys, looking like us northerners have to re-cancel Evan again 😂

[@johan.ohgren]

You're not even north of the north sea😂👍

[@Angel86x]

Agreed, according to him I’m “north” (Hertfordshire) and I know northerners would never accept us 😂

[@crystalkirlia4553]

I'm from Norfolk... technically in the "south" but still north of London. Fun fact, when William the conqueror came over, everyone from norfolk reached into their pockets and emptied their pockets full of fucks to give... basically, we hate everyone and are overprotective of our farms. We also control all the food. Fight me. 😂😂😂

[@shallaaa]

I’m from Watford and we are definitely not in the North idk what Evan is on about 😂

[@antonycharnock2993]

To simplify this argument. There's the direction North. THE NORTH. Scotland.

[@jackbrady666]

The tea lady is insane. That isn’t tea.

[@noxfrancis2130]

I almost had a panick attack seeing her make "tea". This ain't a joke, I'm actually shacking right now. (Ik I can't spell)

[@cameronreekie6519]

There’s another one she did, it was on twitter. She threw some other ingredients in it too. It looked vile

[@JRDIXON34]

That clip actually hurt me. Not a single thing was done correctly.

[@stevemorganexperience7833]

She’s not American she’s english

[@jackbrady666]

steve Morgan experience in her bio on tiktok she says she’s American living in England.

[@lt.branwulfram4794]

The British Tea tutorial was torture on both my eyes and ears.

[@RedlacUK]

- Watches Tea Video - "This is the worst thing I have seen in God's Green Earth". I do believe, Ladies and Gentlemen, that Evan has earned his Birt Card.

[@TheAnalyticalEngine]

When I saw that bit, my first thought was "so, you have chosen death".

[@noahlaws531]

I were cringing. Hard. And I don't do that often.

[@epenner9337]

"Birt card" 🤣🤣🤣 love it

[@schale8051]

I wanted to look away but I couldn't. It was so awful.

[@Hilowrious]

I love how we are politely ignoring the typo 🙃

[@TheOriginalDalamanza]

12:28 My train was once delayed due to a 'shortage of trains' and if that doesn't sum up British transport I don't know what does

[@AmberIsAPoemMistress]

cant be as bad as train delayed or cancled due to sheep on the tracks

[@Rosa_Bara_Rose]

My train was delayed last month because they couldn't find the driver. Had to actually wait for another driver to get a train to get to the station to take over the abandoned train.

[@AllAboutNightcore]

I'm Dutch, but I was on a schooltrip to Canterbury. We walked to Chartham to go to a pub, but a group of us did not want to walk back, so we decided to take the bus. We waited for half an hour, bus didn't arrive, so we walked to the train station, the ticket machine was broken and NO ONE was there, so we asked some locals what to do, and they said "just take the train and buy a ticket when you arrive in Canterbury, it's fine." The train ride was 5 minutes, and yet we got checked, and we explained and they weren't happy with us 😂

[@emporioalnino4670]

Count your blessings your trains are miles better than we have in australia

[@AlisonBryen]

Don't even get me started on the "leaves on the track" debacle. We even have an amended "Leaf Fall" timetable between September and early December in the West Midlands which basically gives WM Trains carte blanche to be late...🙄. Oh and I was once late for work because there was "livestock on the track"....

[@yusraabdul1445]

awkward moments on a London bus: - when everyone suddenly hears ' Seats are available on the upper deck' or 'Please move down inside the bus'- AND NO ONE MOVES - when you are the only one on a bus and somebody sits next to you- also known as a living nightmare - when your card is declined and there is a line of people behind you so you try the same card again only to find it STILL doesn't work and try every other card in your wallet including your primark gift card - somebody talking to you or making eye contact- THIS IS LONDON PEOPLE WE AIN'T BOUT THAT SOCIAL LIFE. *i think this is the most likes and replies i've got on a comment...

[@silent935]

If someone ever sat next to me and the bus was empty I would just move.

[@starlightsall]

In my home country, it's pretty normal to talk to a stranger at the bus stop/on the bus (as long as you're not creeping - that's not ok anywhere.) And despite that, I'm still weirded out by strangers who sit next to you when the bus is empty. Like, why? Once on a totally empty bus, a lady sat next to me right on my bag without even waiting for me to move it... that annoyed me so much I asked "sorry, can I pass?" as though my stop was coming up, got up and pointedly sat somewhere else... I'm still not entirely sure if I was being sensible or embarrassing...

[@ilyis]

some guy sat next to me on the bus once when i was 12, and i was so scared and uncomfortable i just got off the bus and walked

[@GrandisSilva]

@@silent935 If someone sits too close to me for the number of people on a train or bus, I give them a dirty look. On my commute train which is usually quiet, this is usually followed by an audible sigh and me moving.

[@zuzkas99]

@@silent935 like to another city? because i would relate...

[@jackdalton2538]

If we did PE indoors every time it rained then we would just be sat inside for 90% of the year

[@imnotarobotipromise4968]

Yup 😔

[@ch4eunwoo]

Unfortunately thats true ;(

[@charliebann5605]

Except that one time in year 6....

[@izakomandaz2895]

More like 100% of the year

[@alyssia7239]

Don't you have sports halls/rooms/how-do-you-call-them? in your schools ?

[@laytonpro8655]

I didn’t realise how old fashioned Argos is 😂😂 it was a thing when online shopping wasn’t as popular so you would go to Argos to order stuff in a catalogue to get shipped to you, now everyone just uses amazon

[@ellena4414]

I always remember looking through the Argos catalogues as a kid at Christmas

[@laytonpro8655]

Ellena SAME OMG!!!

[@drawde_064]

Argos is great. Nothing better as a kid than going to Argos and flicking through the catalogue.

[@Steeleperfect]

No, it didn't get shipped. You collected it a few minutes later.

[@laytonpro8655]

@@Steeleperfect meant to the shop😅 dunno about your Argos but the one near me wasn’t very big, you had to order it and go back a week or so later when your order came in

[@georgina01melia]

Imagine not having to do PE in all weathers, running and slipping round a muddy field whilst the PE teacher - bathed and victorious in warming clothing and a thousand layers - would tell you that "You'll get warm once you get moving"

[@SeaKnight_Rory]

I don't know if anybody else had this but our teachers said that you could wear as many layers as you wanted as long as it was *under* your polo shirt. So these girls with their puffy coats would end up looking like snowmen trying to kick a football.

[@Matty442]

Yes and when you ask them why we have to run around and they get a coat and their argument is that they're not running around and then your ready to tackle a bitch

[@Matty442]

@@SeaKnight_Rory we were aloud to wear like an under armour skin thing under your pe t-shirt but I dont think you would've gotten away with a puffy coat 😂

[@jyunus07]

I had this we had to do bloody rugby in winter and our teacher would be like you need to move to get warm. Like no I need to wear a jacket and get inside it's bloody raining borderline feeling like it was gonna start frosting soon.

[@theodoreyoungman2111]

My p.e. teachers fave was "if you're cold you're not working hard enough" twat.

[@staaarshineee]

When you’re shopping at Lidl or Aldi, you’re not meant to pack your shopping at the till. Just chuck it back into your basket/trolley, then pack at the shelves by the windows - that’s what they’re there for. Oddly enough, loads of people don’t realise that.

[@jaydemorton9814]

ah but if you have a delicate item you can't just throw it in the trolley/basket you have to be a bit more careful and boom! theres a hold up because they aare so damn fast.

[@vsmash2]

@@jaydemorton9814 well then be careful with that one item....

[@DWSACCVideos]

@@jaydemorton9814 If you have a delicate item(s) put it in the trolley last, then package them up at the bagging counter.

[@nonotthatone605]

Came here to say this. How do people not know how Aldi works?

[@BuzzBee86]

@@jaydemorton9814 But there's a place to put the basket once emptied... and it's at the back of the till...?? No, cannot compute!

[@aulbayne]

The fact that even didn’t see the issue with putting the milk and sugar in before the teabag has made me lose all hope

[@yasminsalih5119]

Ikr how did he notice the sugar but not the tea bag.

[@alicehart7209]

My mom puts the milk in first then the tea on top, it’s not as bad but it’s disturbing

[@petervaughan9111]

Like...make the water hot, ready for the tea bag....and the she adds the cold milk to the water before the tea bag...what an idiot. Also, it doesn't need a short pour of sugar!!! Jesus yanks, go easy on the sugar! It actually doesn't need sugar...just saying

[@styxnstones8583]

And she used SO MUCH milk! 🤢

[@curlyprincess1]

I was once on a bus in Bournemouth and the lights were out and everyone just sat there in the dark until the driver realised...

[@katiem656]

I’ve lived in London my whole life and I still shout “thanks!” Or “cheers!” At the bus driver when getting off, I thought every British person did that???

[@charliek8553]

You can tell Evan rarely ever leaves London since it’s almost like a different country to the rest of the UK😅

[@dollyjeanstevens]

He fits perfectly into the luvvie London set, lol!

[@hannahgibson8837]

It is totally different where I live

[@thelonelygeek6640]

AMERICANS GOT TO GO INSIDE FOR PE WHEN IT WAS RAINING?!?!? I got told that "a little water never heart anyone". Clearly pe teachers had never heard of drowning. My life is now so much better cos I don't do pe

[@silent935]

We only go inside here where i am in London when its too much

[@89Keith]

To quote Sarah and Alan from Jumanji: "Well, a little rain never hurt anyone" "No, but a lot can kill you"

[@thelonelygeek6640]

@@silent935 I literally did PE in the hail sometimes wearing shorts and a tshirt while all the teachers were bundled up under layers of coats

[@silent935]

@@thelonelygeek6640 There's rarely hail in London, just a lot of rain maybe, and also rarely snow.

[@STORMDAME]

They made me run a mile. A whole mile. Who runs for a mile. Nuts.

[@jakewatson668]

"Chips and fish" is just disgusting.

[@imsoboredhahaha]

Jake Watson Do you want Chips and Fish or Mash and Pie whilst watching Dec and Ant?

[@williamclarke6680]

@@imsoboredhahaha that hurt me so bad and I really dont know why

[@imsoboredhahaha]

William Clarke Vanesa I’m so sorry! So sorry! Sorry! Sorry!

[@williamclarke6680]

@@imsoboredhahaha just never again I need to wash my eyes and mouth out with soap after that

[@huuman6706]

@@imsoboredhahaha OMG OMG OMG OMG. *Hyperventilation* I can't even deroB oS m'I

[@inez7625]

i think the almost ironic thing is that my school we have an 4 indoor complexes all big enough but we are still forced to go out unless the outside ground is “dangerously” slippery

[@angelinapadilla-tompkins2148]

“We threw the tea in the harbor we don’t know what to do with it anymore” 😂😂

[@yasdrums]

Hello and welcome to...wait hang on let me just add another different coloured light to the background...:)

[@kate1230]

🤣

[@Varksterable]

Do you think he's overdoing it a bit? Genuine question. It does look really good imo, but content is king, right? Fortunately, he's fun to watch too. So maybe the set is as much for him as it is for us. In which case I say keep on adding dem lights.

[@yasdrums]

Vark Ster I think the background looks really cool

[@NuUnlimited]

Evan has a different accent for every word of his sentences.

[@eviebradney2068]

All these vids about different cultures must have had an effect on him 😂

[@TheMijman]

I noticed that, I love it. and the sprinkling of British words and phrases automatically added by his brain is especially wholesome.

[@de4830]

i actually think, if you compare it to older videos, his accent and way of speaking is becoming slightly more british!

[@SuperFrickinNinja]

@@de4830 was literally just thinking this! I haven't watched him in about a year or two and there is a definite change haha

[@TheSneezingAnouki]

I was about to comment this too! As a linguistics student, listening to him is like my brain is being blended lol

[@Ella-jk7rq]

Honestly the BBC app’s breaking news notification alert is the only thing that gives me a rush

[@conormurphy4328]

It does give news notifications a little extra umph

[@phiebondie]

im always like "who died now?"

[@antonycharnock2993]

BREAKING NEWS: Bilbo Baggins is dead...

[@shannonfeaver452]

Tbh it’s not even the fact the taxi takes a different, maybe longer route, it’s the fact that I’m used to a certain route and if they change it my anxiety is like “ well they’re kidnapping me” or “why are we going another way, don’t panic” and it’s mostly me being like “ don’t panic. Do not panic. I’m definitely panicking. LARGE AMOUNTS OF PANIC”

[@lucyinwonderlandart]

Same here. I go to college in Watford (funnily enough) and I live in wembley so it's about a half an hour car ride and if I can't get there on my motorbike, I get uber. As soon as they take back roads, my anxiety tells me that I'm gonna end up on the news because I've been abducted 😂😂

[@roguewolf7053]

Honestly I feel this way in the US every time I have to take a taxi or Uber even slightly outside of the inner city area I’m visiting. And I even feel that way in the inner city if it’s late at night & it’s not a city like New Orleans where there are loads of people out at all hours. I think it has a lot to do with surrendering control to another individual we don’t know. Yes you do the same on a bus but they have set routes & you are very rarely alone on a bus with just the driver.

[@laurenblachford1501]

i can’t be the only one who, when getting off the bus, just says “cheers drive” with no eye contact and i forced smile. i come from somerset so i’m not really sure if this is normal or not but great video

[@corastone9820]

I thought cheers drive was only Bristol, nice to know it's multiple south west places

[@moss184]

I say thank you or cheers depending on whether I’m with people or on my own, it’s just subconscious

[@AmberIsAPoemMistress]

@@corastone9820 here in south wales, we also say Cheers or thanx drive! as we get on and off the bus and when the train conducter comes around, and when getting in or out of cabs.

[@emma-spookyghost]

I find it's pretty common anywhere you get off the front. At least in Herts and Essex. But I did it in Hamburg and the driver was like 🤔🤔

[@drahcirnevarc9152]

"Cheers drive" is a Bristolian and Somerset phenomenon.

[@BethReekles]

“Guttered” “plastered”... reminded me so much of that Michael McIntyre sketch about adding -ed to basically any noun, and we all understand it means drunk. ‘Gazeeboed’ and ‘trollied’ remain some of my absolute favourites 🍻

[@Milamberinx]

Bear in mind it doesn't actually work with any noun... last night I was milked.

[@almachizit3207]

I got totally car-door-handled

[@Nessilicious92]

I love that one, I use gazeeboed sometimes and my friends always look at me baffled

[@victorialovatt976]

Trousered is my favourite

[@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD]

@@Milamberinx omfg 😂😂😂

[@nikkimirhosseyni9535]

I just want to redeem myself with the Brits, I’m American but I use a damn electric kettle for my tea like a HUMAN.

[@ameliamangham4460]

Nikki Mirhosseyni ur good well done

[@cloudyazure]

Wait I use an electric kettle too. Am I not British anymore?😂

[@seaking526]

But how do you make it exactly? Que half a dozen heart attacks.

[@Leah_music]

👏 THANK YOU! A SAIN AMERICAN!

[@huuman6706]

Like me (I couldn't resist)

[@yusraabdul1445]

when I was a kid I used to steal the small pens and pencils at Barclays and Argos. I don't know if this is a british thing but I did it every time

[@amemelia]

And don't forget ikea pencils

[@niamhiebeanie8661]

I used to never come out of Ikea without another set of pencils

[@mrsuperguy2073]

I do it whenever I go into metro Bank

[@conormurphy4328]

The British street urchin isn’t just a historic stereotype

[@kuniosaiki]

I swear I have so many of those pens, and the IKEA pencils lying around the house.

[@serafin121]

"did they really make you go out in the rain" ...tbf in the 4 weeks of sun every year... we're not in school

[@fireballoontv9932]

“Did teachers really make you go outside in the rain”... anyone else done PE in snow and hail

[@missderby305]

Yes

[@knightpaladin9841]

@@missderby305 and we liked it

[@clarkeashley39]

Yes, I had to wear gloves and a scarves and a coat to play hockey. Better than the boys though they had to run outside in their shorts.

[@glowtail3744]

Yes it was fun till my hands froze I couldn't eat or hold anything for an hour

[@kriichan6100]

I had to do PE in rain and harsh winds in the winter, we couldn’t even do anything coz the wind kept knocking everything over so we went back to the changing rooms and just sat around for about 20 minutes coz we couldn’t use the sports hall. My hands were so cold I had to get my friend to button up my shirt coz I could barely move my fingers. Geez it was bad.

[@RubyMadigan]

Yes PE teachers did make us go out in the rain and most of the time we weren't allowed to wear anything aside from our PE kit (polo shirt, shorts and trainers). So we get cold and wet and muddy. Meanwhile the teacher got to wear a big warm coat and long trousers... Don't even get me started on the fact that we had to wear white shirts. Do you know what happens when those get wet?

[@renekumar8290]

Literally at my school we had to wear white trainers and my parents hated it cos it was just so hard to wash out

[@rosalindhartley416]

Our teacher once let us wear hats when we were outside freezing while she was in a coat but we weren’t allowed coats just the hat for some random reason. On of the boys in my class put his coat on under his rugby top (which was over his normal top) and went outside looking like michillen man and the teacher didn’t even notice

[@erinrolfe]

My PE teacher actually takes her coat off if we are outside most of the time

[@amyhr9687]

The worst bit was then having to go to the rest of your lessons that day slowly drying off

[@Digitalhunny]

All the girls in PE should have protested, by wearing brightly coloured bras under that white polo shirt, in the rain. Wonder if that would have got the colour changed?? Remember for when you have kids someday & finally have "outdoors" banned when it rains! 🤗🇨🇦

[@ktd1399]

Evan: did they rly make u go out in the rain My school: (a foot of snow and its hailing) what do u mean it's cold? Just run faster ( says the pe teacher in three layers plus a coat when were not allowed to wear more than a thin freaking jumper)

[@Britiswitz]

My PE teacher’s catchphrase: “don’t worry, it’s only pain”

[@flappetyflippers]

Yep. We aren't even allowed jumpers, the girls are but not the boys. Seriously?

[@jimmyrobertson4264]

@@flappetyflippers conversely at my school, the boys' were allowed to wear long-sleeved shirts, jumpers and sweatpants. the girls? if you were lucky you could wear leggings under your skort, but only if they were black and you sure as hell weren't wearing a jumper

[@Colin98_]

wait... you got jumpers?

[@timk8869]

we had a running track and it was snowing and the days before that it had rained so the whole track was frozen, well guess wat the pe teacher told us Edit: wat i forgot was that we all thought we would have PE inside, so most of us only had tshirts on us and after we ran outside for something like 30min we went inside

[@jameskneller4221]

I don't think you can give yourself the point when you pronounced "sarnie" as "samie". Disapointed Even

[@epenner9337]

I was looking for this comment

[@xizzie3]

*Evan 😂

[@laurensutcliffe9081]

i felt the pain

[@rokuro80]

this made me cringe

[@alexjamesuk]

I had more of an issue with dee-poh for depot rather than deh-poh....

[@ryangoldsmith4411]

Shorts and t shirts in a foggy, frosty, rainy, damp Friday December morning, I can still feel the chill in my toes 4 years later 😭

[@orangew3988]

Thanking bus drivers is such an inbuilt response for me (Cheers drive!) that I also sometimes thank drivers on the Glasgow Subway and one time, it slipped out to a Flybe pilot when I was getting off the plane.

[@KB42moomoo]

my solution to the london bus driver issue is thanking them as you get on and tap your card. it relieves your guilt for not thanking them but you dont have to embarrass yourself by shouting when you get off!

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Ah, see, I do both. Mind you, I'm also in Scotland where a quick "ta" or "thanks mate" is pretty common.

[@audiolect6303]

Evan: "Do they rly make you go outside in the rain" The sch that made us stand outside in the freezing rain at 9 in the morning : 👁️👄👁️ Let's not even mention P.E.

[@niamhiebeanie8661]

Ikr in primary the teacher's could clearly see us, standing in the freezing cold rain, from the window of their staff room with their hot cups of tea. But did would they let us in? Of course not.

[@harrietwilliams8299]

in high school, my pe hated rain so even a little tiny spit she would make us all go inside.

[@ERIF2003]

PE in secondary is questionable

[@viksie3791]

My PE teacher always says "it's not even that cold" while wearing a thick ass water resistant coat and joggers >:( and I'm here in my t-shirt n shorts HSJSKSHSHSBSJ

[@annatabner8459]

For the “Elf ‘n’ safety” accent, its also in the West Midlands. I’m from Wolves and TOO MANY people think my name is Hannah because they think people just drop the H with the accent!!!

[@ionahunt898]

I have the exact opposite problem, my name is hannah and in Manchester no one pronounces the h and everyone thinks my name is anna

[@stayforthepeelpronpls4774]

West Midlands unite.

[@jadecollins7693]

Omg I live in wolves for uni! Isn't it just the worst?! 😂 no but for real this is the worst city ever, I can't wait to leave 😅

[@schale8051]

I used to live in Wolves for a year as a student. Best time of my life even though the part I lived in was super scary and my parents constantly feared for my life XD Moved to Birmingham some years later. Love the Midlands

[@hannahgibb5547]

@@ionahunt898 I have that problem and I don't even live in an area where Hs aren't pronounced...

[@WonderfullyBookish]

In relation to the one about the train being late from the depo - I'm from Wales and several times in my life, trains have been delayed because of sheep standing on the tracks. SHEEP. It couldn't be more stereotypical Welsh if it tried.

[@vickymc9695]

Yer, at least the train drivers on our line's got good at honking them off the track.

[@w.5655]

my jaw literally dropped when i saw the american lady making tea that's sugary warmed milk at most

[@matt29131234]

Sooooo next video idea, “Evan reacts to Jeremy Kyle”

[@eviebradney2068]

Damn now you've suggested I actually REALLY want to see this 😂

[@amylou6727]

YESSS

[@TezzaRES]

But which clips? Pressure washer and sap map are a must

[@lordofuzkulak8308]

Nah, next one is Evan Takes the Knowledge, Jeremy Kyle is the one after that. 😜

[@GoranNewsum]

The minute you get to secondary school, PE is never the same. If it's cold, you're doing PE outside, if it's hot, you're doing PE outside, if it's raining; YOU'RE DOING PE OUTSIDE. Also, you'd be lucky to get a nice PE teacher, for some reason they've all got anger problems.

[@kaycollarfeild]

I found my teachers got uncomfortable when I cried, so i did that. Then i started digging my nails into my arm, would bleed and get to stop. (I had some issues in high school with the people in my class, and actually the whole school.was 11 and had 18 year olds pushing me down the stairs )) Until my teacher was caught in a lie by my aunt and my aunt almost got her fired. Didnt have to do P.E after that. I kept getting double detentions. 1 for not having my kit and the second for not putting on the spair. But when my aunt called to ask, the teacher lied and said the spair kit isnt for anyone to wear to p.e. its only if you get wet...massive lie. (Along with others), teachers tried to Make me do it during lunch time too. I went to detention only once, and that was actually just so my friend didnt have to walk home alone.

[@deathbower]

It's not that PE teachers have anger problems, it's just that being a PE teacher is where the venn diagram of "Unemployable" and "In a position of power over a group of people who have no say in the matter" overlaps.

[@aaronjackson1875]

I actually shouted at my phone in anger when that lady butchered the tea.

[@lukesanders8912]

In primary school when you were leaving the bus, a teacher would stand outside glaring at everyone so that everyone would individually say thanks to the driver

[@indigohammer5732]

Playing Rugby, outdoors, in Scotland, in January. The ground is that frozen way that your foot sinks an inch into the icy earth. I'll never forget it.

[@RomySews]

Being unable to walk into a brightly lit house without exclaiming "it's like Blackpool Illuminations in here!"

[@quinn5109]

"the british collective consciousness is just anxiety" y'know I think that the entire world is just becoming british

[@Rita-kx3yr]

Colonization was too effective

[@raelaash4759]

I read that in the exact moment Evan said it. fuck are you a wizard or sth

[@emdivine]

oi mate, you missed the f in your name

[@zoebenefer6149]

Me: A student who lives off alcohol with extra calories coming from my £10 once a fortnight shop. Evan: English students spend more money on alcohol than food Me: *surprised pikachu*

[@conormurphy4328]

God what I could have bought with all that vodka money

[@anne501s66]

When you said "toast under beans" I almost spat my tea everywhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ruthio21]

As a Londoner, I always say thank you to the bus driver whenever I can. I move to the door, clear my throat (just in case), raise my hand and thank them before hopping off the bus!

[@MacyKitty]

The argos catalogue was the best part coming up to Christmas when you circle everything you want then cutting them out and stick them on your list

[@antarchi80]

I heard someone say “fork and knife” and I still haven’t recovered

[@James-H84]

Must have had too many cokes and rum.

[@eviekenyon574]

Try a tonic and gin to calm your nerves

[@fishingfan8357]

My friend once said 'I'm going to have some biscuits and tea' I am no longer friends with him

[@stayingmyself]

I feel like the German version of the train is late because it is late is "Verspätung wegen Störungen im Betriebsablauf" which just means the train is late because something went wrong

[@huuman6706]

Wow, just wow

[@unbekannternutzer25]

Yep. And the thing with checking hundreds of times if you are on the right train and still be worried is also a thing because it *is* possible that you are on the wrong train.

[@Robiness]

It's kinda like writing you are absent from school because of "family reasons" so you can recover from your hangover on monday morning.

[@SmilyXDDD]

@@unbekannternutzer25 also wondering when the train is gonna come, if you're still gonna be on time if you only plan in half an hour buffer time and whether the train is gonna come at all

[@conormurphy4328]

Well they aren’t wrong

[@yverose8355]

get the fish & chips one, the other one that gets me even more is when people say 'fork & knife' - its knife and fork people!!

[@ella2116]

WHEN HE SAID IF IT RAINED THEY WENT INSIDE I ACTUALLY SCREECHED

[@dan5721]

I feel like Evan is getting a slightly British twang to his accent and I’m scared 😂

[@somedude866]

Anon 06 No we need more!

[@gustavalbers3238]

69 likes

[@m.b3839]

He is and I love it

[@lizziealys]

At school I once had to play hockey in the snow... Also Aldi was my family's regular supermarket growing up, so now I often pack too quickly at other supermarkets, sometimes to the point that I accidentally touch the cashier's hand as they slide the item down the ramp (which of course we both politely ignore)

[@francesivy6194]

"Did your pe teachers make you go outside in the rain?" Uhhhh yes? Everyone I know has had to. The worst part is netball when it's drizzling so you can't see and the grounds slippy and it's freezing cold and just sodding miserable.

[@louisefisher247]

Wow you honestly just gave me flashbacks of playing netball in school 🤯🤯

[@nathanthom8176]

Cross-country in the pouring rain, I don't think I was ever so motivated to finish a race quickly in my life.

[@laytonpro8655]

7:49 for me it was swimming 1st period in December. Spent all day with wet hair and freezing my socks off cause THE SCHOOL DIDNT WANT TO TURN ON THE HEATING

[@BenDBeast]

8:15 My secondary school was extremely strict about uniform to the point they would rather you stay off than come to school in trainers and suspended someone for being caught with their shirt untucked twice in a week. It was the same for PE we had to wear extremely thin shirts with the schools branding on it, massive bright blue itchy socks that went halfway up our legs, if we wanted shorts they had to be branded with the school crest, we were allowed to wear trackies as long as they were black and had no branding on them (we weren't even allowed white stripes) officially our coats also had to be plain but SLT eventually gave up on enforcing that and if we wanted to wear hoodies they had to be the schools own brand (a poor Y7 once came in with a pokemon hoody and were placed in isolation for 2 weeks for "grossly inappropriate attire"). All of the schools branded uniform was ridiculously overpriced (it usually cost about £300 for me and my brother to get uniform annually) so we couldn't afford the PE hoody. One lovely December morning when I was in Y8 I had PE first period it was still barely light outside and about -3 degrees now usually I would bring my coat to school but I overslept and forgot it we went out to play Rugby and about 20 minutes into the lesson the always perfectly timed British weather decided now would be a great time for a torrential downpour we were not allowed to go back inside so me and everyone else got soaked a few minutes later and the rain subsided leaving only the lovely lovely sub zero temperatures by the end of my lesson my shirt was frozen solid and I was so cold I was barely able to walk back to the changing rooms in the end my teacher spotted me and I was sent home to warm up.

[@name_valeria]

I am not British, but that ”British tea” video made my tea loving heart boil with the rage of a thousand angry rhinoceroses. You do NOT make tea in a microwave, PERIOD!

[@emiuzumaki624]

Same here mate ... My stomach did several backflips when I saw this ;-;

[@Joy6168]

Same here, I was inwardly seething, repeating to myself no, no, no, no, no! That’s not how you make tea!’

[@laravio]

Yes, it’s pretty much illegal. Also, sorry to all sugar loving brits out there but I don’t put sugar in my tea. For me a proper British cup of tea doesn’t have sugar. (For me)

[@wolfbloodforevermaleficent]

I’ve lived in Britain for 10yrs and I make tea in a kettle

[@jmurray1110]

also tea bag *before* the milk when making it in a cup

[@hannahgibb5547]

"Did your gym teachers really make you go out in the rain?" I know you can't see me, but I'm nodding fervently.

[@williamclarke6680]

Do we all live same lives

[@huuman6706]

@@williamclarke6680 yes all Brits have this. I still remember the December, frosty two hours of PE in a skort! (Skirt with skin tigh shorts under) I feel the purple fingers and numb toes right now....

[@williamclarke6680]

@@huuman6706 haha we just tried to play as much football as possible whilst trying to avoid all the mud

[@kierenevans2521]

And snow/sleet...

[@hannahgibb5547]

@@huuman6706 Ah yes the skorts...

[@cxs957]

Just a bit of science here - the sugar is dissolving, not melting.

[@amiscellaneoushuman3516]

What, you mean you DON'T put molten caramel in your tea?

[@Milkpastasoup]

@@amiscellaneoushuman3516 you drink your tea lumpy?

[@cxs957]

I mean I’m an English person that doesn’t drink tea, so perhaps I’ve been preparing it wrong for people, but I definitely just dissolve sugar at ~100 degrees celcius, so nope - no molten sugar

[@candyeggs1089]

Sugar doesn’t even melt, it decomposes 😂😂

[@imogen5218]

"That's just physics folks"

[@0nelladella0]

I went to school in Estonia. We only had PE inside when we were practicing gymnastics. The rest of the time PE was outside regardless of weather - rain, snow, hale... The teacher used to tell us that if it starts raining knives you can go inside..

[@jos4248]

P.E. in the UK is playing rounders/netball/hockey outside in shorts and a polo shirt when its like 2 degrees and there's literally frost on the grass while your P.E. teacher tells you you're being a wimp and its not that cold while they're wearing about 100 layers.

[@JT-uw5xi]

"Watford, where the north begins" catch all the northerners screaming

[@speleokeir]

I thought that as well. Top trolling by Evan. Reading the tweet from the guy in Lancashire in a bad London accent was impressive too.

[@katelee1434]

it was a painful moment

[@JamesTilsley1]

And Midlanders he denied our existence

[@conormurphy4328]

If only they could speak English

[@Gamerthon98]

I'm 9 seconds into the video. As soon as the phrase 'chips and fish'was said, the rain went from 'Ehh, it's raining' to 'It's bucketing it down'. Even our weather is discusted by such an insult.

[@calitopleynassar4669]

The lady who made the ‘British’ tea has just uploaded a new ticktock making ‘British eggs’ and boy is that triggering 😂😂

[@Ellie-jr5re]

Oh, god. I need to know what she's done. 😂😂

[@sharonkay8638]

Who IS this woman? She must be stopped.......😄

[@CraigGrannell]

She went a bit far on that one. Very obvious she’s mucking about.

[@KattReen]

She's funny

[@revenantking2110]

As a person who has lived between Essex and Westcliff I can 100% confirm that 'elf and safety would be a valid way of saying health and safety.

[@rubystewart54]

As a person who works at Argos I would like to defend all my fellow colleagues, if we don’t ask all of the annoying questions we get in shit and have to do more training if we don’t meet our targets , which are insanely high in my opinion. TRUST ME, we hate asking just as much as you hate listening

[@GLAASJEMELC]

In the Netherlands we thank the busdriver, even when exiting at the back of the bus, by giving them a long distance high five kind of wave and saying thanks have a good day. When there is a flock of college students exiting an overcrowded bus at the uni, you can bet that it sounds like the seagulls from finding nemo saying BYE in unison. WHOLESOME FACTS

[@ElynevanOpzeeland]

This!

[@AllAboutNightcore]

Yess! I always feel bad if I forget

[@eabharyan1716]

Evan: do your teachers really make you go out in the rain? Me (Irish): oh honey. You have no idea. We would train in snow and hailstones.

[@noxfrancis2130]

I always use that as an opportunity to terrify my class mates because I have terrible circulation and by the end of pe in snow/hail/cold my hands will have closed in on themselves and gone purple/blue

[@ch4eunwoo]

@@noxfrancis2130 😂

[@britishsongbird]

My mum (from Yorkshire) used to have to play netball in the snow

[@maky1670]

Omgosh Evan must do a video watching a Jeremy Kyle compilation 😂😂

[@alexusher4425]

"That's just physics folks... the sugar has to melt" is the definition of diffusion. XD

[@abbiewilliams3999]

I’m from down south, now living in London and it’s been ingrained into my very soul to say thank you to the bus driver, regardless of where you’re getting off the bus.

[@MikeRees]

Argos was the internet before the internet. I think they're still around because of it.

[@ElaHazell]

Welsh problems: when people don't understand that Wales is separate to England.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

Scottish problems: England

[@ElaHazell]

England is also a Welsh problem

[@emiuzumaki624]

That escalated quickly...

[@quartersense]

The north will join you, destroy the south of England

[@Invader_Era]

It’s 2020, don’t think it will ever happen, would be nice for all of us to get along for once, know I’m going to get hate, honestly don’t care come at me I’m Irish ya tarts!

[@phoebethegreat6253]

I was on the train in the QUIET carriage and teachers came in with a group of students. They were not quiet. I was silently angry, but did not confront them.

[@frazzyblue1384]

I legit started crying when I saw that lady BRUTALISE that cup of... idk what that was but it ain’t tea

[@rebekahl840]

As a girl who makes my parents cups of tea daily, that tea one hit me on another level. WHYYYYYY??????

[@jetdoggaming4694]

As a brit/scot I can tell you that our stomachs turn alcohol into nutrients, thats why we love to drink, its good for us!

[@frankiebaldry8556]

the north does NOT start in Watford. That’s not even the Midlands (despite people thinking the Midlands is a myth 😂) anywhere near London is the south. PERIOD.

[@nataliew6979]

I think he meant north London?

[@saxx9088]

The north starts just south of Sheffield

[@lucypreece7581]

As someone who lives in the Midlands for us the south starts after Birmingham

[@timprovost8820]

The north starts at Newton Abbot

[@frankiebaldry8556]

Tim Provost oof 😂

[@0h0hAderyn]

A food shop is like £25 a week, OF COURSE we spend more on alcohol than that. That wouldn't even get you one big night out lol!

[@chchchcherrybomb37]

I’ve lived in London my whole life. Always always thank the driver on the way out - just need to shout a quick “thank you driver!”

[@aristired6252]

11:55 Where I’m from the layout of the bus is the same (the bus driver is in the front and we exit from the middle or rear end of the bus). Literally everyone will yell (or just speak loudly) to thank the bus drivers anyways. People would think you were weird if you didn’t thank them. Yes, I’m from Canada