How Many Girlfriends You Can Afford (By Income)

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Andrei Jikh

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How Many Girlfriends You Can Afford (By Income)
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@dannyboy6507
@dannyboy6507 2 ай бұрын
I did the math and after my final calculations…. I can afford to be someone’s girlfriend
@Jeffdachefz
@Jeffdachefz 2 ай бұрын
I can afford to be an only fans girl
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
HA! That made me physically laugh out loud
@jeleceroyail6482
@jeleceroyail6482 2 ай бұрын
And I can't even afford that. 😢
@thanks4that261
@thanks4that261 2 ай бұрын
😂
@coffiningots
@coffiningots 2 ай бұрын
Physically? What's the other kind?@@AndreiJikh
@dragonod
@dragonod 2 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, my wife’s boyfriend pays for everything
@paucius
@paucius 2 ай бұрын
Outsourcing is a way to reduce costs
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
That's a separate video: How much you should get paid (per wife's boyfriends)
@JP-qb3ny
@JP-qb3ny 2 ай бұрын
Usually the wife’s boyfriend just gets laid and the husband still has to pay for everything and get nothing in return
@Haluzmaker
@Haluzmaker 2 ай бұрын
A true Cardano holder
@epicrato
@epicrato 2 ай бұрын
@@Haluzmakerlegend
@Savedandfreed
@Savedandfreed 2 ай бұрын
“At 30k a year in income, you can afford to go to the gym” brutal 😂
@j-r1277
@j-r1277 2 ай бұрын
Work on yourself category 😅
@untouchable360x
@untouchable360x 2 ай бұрын
"She's never out of your league. She's just out of your price range." CGA
@1369usmc
@1369usmc 2 ай бұрын
How about "How many divorces" can you afford by income?
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
0 by my count
@supercruchynoodle
@supercruchynoodle 2 ай бұрын
Lmaooo
@ZakiSalem-zh5gr
@ZakiSalem-zh5gr 2 ай бұрын
Next, do how many cats you can afford if you are single 😢
@metaleuman
@metaleuman 2 ай бұрын
Worth every penny.
@joseeacosta5237
@joseeacosta5237 2 ай бұрын
My first date is a coffee date. If she can't handle a coffee date, she fails my test. 😂
@sp-cn8pm
@sp-cn8pm 2 ай бұрын
Yo, coffee dates are where I go to break up with people, and it's been that way 10+ years 😂
@teneshajohnson4716
@teneshajohnson4716 2 ай бұрын
What if she don't like coffee tho lol
@joseeacosta5237
@joseeacosta5237 2 ай бұрын
@teneshajohnson4716 then she is not my type 😁
@joseeacosta5237
@joseeacosta5237 2 ай бұрын
@sp-cn8pm maybe that is why you keep doing it for 10+ years 😆, you have to start with the coffee date, you will have a better chance. 😁
@sp-cn8pm
@sp-cn8pm 2 ай бұрын
@joseeacosta5237 I promise you that's definitely not it 😂
@AccordingtoNicole
@AccordingtoNicole 2 ай бұрын
Huberman's been reeeeal quiet since this video dropped....34 mins ago.
@iraqiytuber7863
@iraqiytuber7863 2 ай бұрын
You forgot to calculate the tips we pay these days in restaurants 😂
@lyssword
@lyssword 2 ай бұрын
Huberman furiously writing notes
@barlotardy
@barlotardy 2 ай бұрын
I can confirm that gen-X spent the most on dates. I can also confirm that most of those dates were solo.
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
LOL! Gen X in the house!
@ArtemLokhovitskiy
@ArtemLokhovitskiy 2 ай бұрын
I love April 1st content. The most close to actual life information all over the internet!
@excellearner3862
@excellearner3862 2 ай бұрын
How many girlfriends you can afford (by physical strength) 😂
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
Oh man I'd love to see a breakdown of this. By bench weight? Assuming the average weight is (insert blank here)
@excellearner3862
@excellearner3862 2 ай бұрын
Andre - Hahaha You are so innocent! 😇😂 (But financially, one bitcoin one girlfriend. So you can afford about 10. )
@Anamnesis
@Anamnesis 2 ай бұрын
Andrei forgot to include a contingency adjustment for "difficulty factor and miscellaneous unknowns"
@0128reg
@0128reg 2 ай бұрын
Andrei always staying true to real life problems.
@jimmyrobinson1000
@jimmyrobinson1000 2 ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting this vid, but it was very informative. Thanks!
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
Glad it helped! lol
@DanBofi27
@DanBofi27 2 ай бұрын
Thank you very much i really needed this video.
@StephenAldaco
@StephenAldaco 2 ай бұрын
lol I actually needed this video thanks bro
@GeneralZeroOfficial
@GeneralZeroOfficial 2 ай бұрын
Damn. I'm gonna have to fire some girlfriends. Guess I'll need to conduct monthly performance reviews.
@pentrubarbati
@pentrubarbati 2 ай бұрын
being single means you have money to live life ...
@COK-uk6jd
@COK-uk6jd 2 ай бұрын
“Stay for the flavour of love” love what you did there 🤣 many won’t get it.
@MVPTC
@MVPTC 2 ай бұрын
Andrei has been scheming I see 👀
@ochangokorn
@ochangokorn 2 ай бұрын
This is more helpful than ever even more the last part. 😜😅😄😂😂 Thank you Andrei Jikh for sharing 😁😁😁😎😎✌️
@xiphoid2011
@xiphoid2011 2 ай бұрын
all my dates were during high school, undergraduate and graduate school. Fellow school mates. Price? Cheap, because most of us were working part time and taking out student loans. And if they wanted more? That's one way to tell if he/she is not fiancially responsible, living above their means. Marrying someone who is as fiscially responsible is one of the essential ingredient to our financial success.
@ekanata
@ekanata 2 ай бұрын
Marrying is financially disastrous for men and great for women
@mohammadabzakh7412
@mohammadabzakh7412 2 ай бұрын
i am going to the gym hahaha that joke, Andrie you are unreal man !!!
@KingAdam84
@KingAdam84 2 ай бұрын
come for the finance stay for the romance
@emmanuel.v
@emmanuel.v 2 ай бұрын
This video couldn’t come out in a better time in my life lmao!
@hduarte1
@hduarte1 2 ай бұрын
Hysterical!!! Love it - You da man...😂
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
😁
@d02575575
@d02575575 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for another awesome video
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching!
@stephenbellESQ
@stephenbellESQ 2 ай бұрын
One of the best videos you’ve ever made! Highly entertaining 😂
@johnathanpowell7291
@johnathanpowell7291 2 ай бұрын
this might be your funniest one yet Andrei, not even halfway through yet 🤣
@ErinTalksMoney
@ErinTalksMoney 2 ай бұрын
The video was awesome….and the comment section even better 😂
@terumiw1878
@terumiw1878 2 ай бұрын
The title! I laughed so hard. Now to watch
@dckjnsn
@dckjnsn 2 ай бұрын
wonderful topic
@Icyj001
@Icyj001 2 ай бұрын
As someone who has had open relationships this was both funny and informative.
@solideights
@solideights 2 ай бұрын
Money buys more comfort and lesser happiness but that happiness won’t last long at all because money isn’t everything but without it is.
@lga5957
@lga5957 2 ай бұрын
That last video is the true definition of today’s dating scene. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nataliebarcia9974
@nataliebarcia9974 2 ай бұрын
That girl is making bank if she’s charging every guy she dates a full set of makeup 😂
@chmoder
@chmoder 2 ай бұрын
Amortization 🧠
@arigutman
@arigutman 2 ай бұрын
NOW this was a great, fun idea.... Leave it to Andrei to come up with something as creative as this.. Bravo. Side note, man, I would love to invite you on Masters of the Market given you were once the dividend man with the plan on YT.
@user-wt7pq5qc2q
@user-wt7pq5qc2q 2 ай бұрын
Brilliant !!
@whyme1980
@whyme1980 2 ай бұрын
News Radio was such a great show.
@nala347
@nala347 2 ай бұрын
No joke, read the title as "How Many Garfields You can Afford"... guess I need a coffee
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
Garfield like the cat? In that case, never enough of those!
@leftjose
@leftjose 2 ай бұрын
Andrei Top G ❤
@bluekarma4
@bluekarma4 2 ай бұрын
Also have to factor race/ height in the mix for guys. Some have to earn more if on the same attractive scale.
@nitosevero6561
@nitosevero6561 2 ай бұрын
great video
@Save-money1
@Save-money1 2 ай бұрын
Did you really drink glue😂great educational video
@MrSlm1982
@MrSlm1982 2 ай бұрын
Lol "not that kind" 😂😂😂😂😂
@banglevision8207
@banglevision8207 2 ай бұрын
"Come on...yes you do"😂😂😂
@myceliasedits2704
@myceliasedits2704 2 ай бұрын
Nice collab with Huberman
@cnellhowiseeit8256
@cnellhowiseeit8256 2 ай бұрын
Bruh, I have to say… Brilliant video man!!! Simple, funny and dope 👍🏾✊🏾
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
Appreciate that
@cnellhowiseeit8256
@cnellhowiseeit8256 2 ай бұрын
@@AndreiJikh honor and a pleasure bruh!! Thank you for what you do man!!
@RebeccaEvans
@RebeccaEvans 2 ай бұрын
Why is your moisturizer $400
@spudwebb04
@spudwebb04 2 ай бұрын
That skit at the end where they are negotiating was hilarious.. Where is that from? I gotta find it. 😂
@gilmyers8653
@gilmyers8653 2 ай бұрын
Looks like NewsRadio. Great sitcom.
@spudwebb04
@spudwebb04 2 ай бұрын
Thanks I'll have to look up that show
@acamacho023
@acamacho023 2 ай бұрын
Clicked to respond from just reading vid title: None, they all have ridiculous expectations.
2 ай бұрын
I *NEED* 1st April's Andrei like every month.
@lincolns6694
@lincolns6694 2 ай бұрын
These title changes are insane
@vemananiranjan7197
@vemananiranjan7197 2 ай бұрын
most waited video
@gwyndyr32
@gwyndyr32 2 ай бұрын
Super fun video (although I am happily married and not interested in dating anyone but my husband, it was still a fun great video). Actually your videos are almost always awesome and funny. Not shocking that you have more than 2M subscribers.
@TheEti1980
@TheEti1980 2 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laughs!
@jeffkukkee
@jeffkukkee 2 ай бұрын
Open up a Wax shop... that way, you already know what your dealing with.
@Mustang01Lover
@Mustang01Lover 2 ай бұрын
Andrei! I've waited years to find a slip-up in ya trick! I know how you did it xD Finally got it! Plus I learned TON along the way! I'm financially smarter with help from you! Thank you!
@Onlyjomo
@Onlyjomo 2 ай бұрын
What show was that he referred to
@financialeducation4433
@financialeducation4433 2 ай бұрын
Looks like Andrei found the rent a girlfriend anime card set, and its been giving him ideas.
@getstuffexplained
@getstuffexplained 2 ай бұрын
By mine? none 😭
@sidzero
@sidzero 2 ай бұрын
Time is more of a limiting factor in building a harem than money is.
@GH-uo9fy
@GH-uo9fy 2 ай бұрын
Go to SEA countries like thailand you can build that quickly and way cheaper.
@clevebrowning1
@clevebrowning1 2 ай бұрын
Truly out of ideas currently. Yet still very entertaining, lol
@BlandRoamer
@BlandRoamer 2 ай бұрын
Came to be informed, stayed for more pro tips.
@moremail8660
@moremail8660 2 ай бұрын
Funny topic. I had a good laugh.
@masterwatch
@masterwatch 2 ай бұрын
cool video... and many a true word said in jest... also all the cosmetics that are quoted you don't even need.. not one of them.
@lyricsandmoodsongs
@lyricsandmoodsongs 2 ай бұрын
Dating Affordability Index for the win!
@RebeccaEvans
@RebeccaEvans 2 ай бұрын
Omg, when he says Nevada the right way. 🎉
@CryptoMiningTechnologies
@CryptoMiningTechnologies 2 ай бұрын
A woman will never leave you unless she already has another man in the picture.
@steves3651
@steves3651 2 ай бұрын
That clip at the end was hilarious!!
@jameskarnes543
@jameskarnes543 2 ай бұрын
loved that video
@MrBushenhiemer666
@MrBushenhiemer666 2 ай бұрын
This should have been a Valentine's Day video
@the_grantthomas
@the_grantthomas 2 ай бұрын
Get Money🧀 AVOID “Honeys”🙅🏻‍♂️
@gdayosandu1579
@gdayosandu1579 2 ай бұрын
I thought you was gonna do a 20 v 1 vid😂
@joshuaa.7101
@joshuaa.7101 2 ай бұрын
What was that clip from at the end?
@cmb3737
@cmb3737 2 ай бұрын
Whaaat I’ve been payer for all his drinks????
@jeffkukkee
@jeffkukkee 2 ай бұрын
I might not have money, But what I do have is a unique set of skills, Bow staff skills, nunchuck skills... Chick's Love guys with skills.
@sidhuag1062
@sidhuag1062 2 ай бұрын
Nope , money looks
@ExpensivePizza
@ExpensivePizza 2 ай бұрын
I agree with Larry David.
@billschomburg6853
@billschomburg6853 Ай бұрын
That clip at the end was priceless.
@FragJamsey
@FragJamsey 2 ай бұрын
Is this a collab video with Andrew Hubberman? 😅
@Zenstone26
@Zenstone26 2 ай бұрын
Now we are talking
@vwjon
@vwjon 2 ай бұрын
Technically you can afford all of them if you make them pay for everything 🗿
@Ristermogers
@Ristermogers 2 ай бұрын
Holy moly 🤣 this made my day
@z-man7883
@z-man7883 2 ай бұрын
Never clicked on a video faster than
@ekanata
@ekanata 2 ай бұрын
A man will always be valued for what he can provide; a woman for her youth, beauty, and child rearing capacities.
@josecervin4969
@josecervin4969 2 ай бұрын
This one was great! 😅👌🏼
@Feltsy
@Feltsy 2 ай бұрын
Damn what happened to Andrei’s vids 😪
@tracereaper
@tracereaper 2 ай бұрын
Nice!
@delberthcastro656
@delberthcastro656 2 ай бұрын
I am out and can't afford it. Better for traveling instead and saving for something better
@yashchaturvedi5673
@yashchaturvedi5673 2 ай бұрын
Lol I just saw this video, as soon as became single lmao
@jscraftyresources
@jscraftyresources 2 ай бұрын
Seems like someone is in love. It is written on the wall 😂❤
@woogieboogie3889
@woogieboogie3889 2 ай бұрын
Zero girlfriends, no man can ever afford a girlfriend.
@johnnylogan5927
@johnnylogan5927 2 ай бұрын
Single moms have the best snacks. Capri Suns and Snack Packs all day after hitting it. Its easy peasy go Chads!
@yf9409
@yf9409 2 ай бұрын
Here we go 😂! My answer is one ☝🏾 mate, if want to live long 😂
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
Technically 0 if you want to live longer...
@yf9409
@yf9409 2 ай бұрын
@@AndreiJikh 🤣
@TinRapper
@TinRapper 2 ай бұрын
This channel was once life changing
@AndreiJikh
@AndreiJikh 2 ай бұрын
Now it's...wife changing
@j10001
@j10001 2 ай бұрын
It’s April 1st. He’ll be back to life changing tomorrow
@ahscreation4787
@ahscreation4787 2 ай бұрын
Interesting 😂 + Knowledgeable ✌️ = Phenomenal Content 👏
@lastchanceshinythings47
@lastchanceshinythings47 2 ай бұрын
Depends on the country you live in.
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