HOW MASON NEARLY DIED - Misfits Podcast

[@13ello87]

mason: I've been drinking alot of piss everyone not from australia: 😮

[@serpicopiu3591]

Me

[@lachietzarov2585]

@@serpicopiu3591 thank god i honestly thought you were aussie.

[@serpicopiu3591]

@@lachietzarov2585 🥺🥺🥺

[@kill3rbamb146]

Lol piss is beer right?

[@willteague2511]

Kill3r Bamb1 I hope

[@JaxlamKing]

"Sorry audio listeners you guys probably don't know what's going on" Me, a video watcher: "I have no idea what's going on"

[@Mezzy..]

Same

[@lavaball23]

Same

[@mako_969]

Same

[@fishchik-in1739]

Same

[@mehmehnavarro4496]

Yeah idk what they mean by that. Do they think we can see their screens?

[@s0vnds]

Zuckles makes every episode he's in better

[@YoungMasterCarson]

Even if it seems like he's not in it... he's really in it

[@soleusvolt6543]

yes

[@Ew4ya]

Very very very uhhh... Very very very true

[@joeyblaze2509]

fitz and the boys: *discuss wholesome or cursed topics like a bunch of cunts* mason: "yeah m8.....yea....naa hahaha.....yeah.....it's fucked"

[@VailingX]

?

[@conorm1023]

There should be an entire episode ( probably spotify exclusive) of swaggers drug/college stories

[@callmebrandonC]

You couldn’t even get through half the story with an hour

[@wakin7907]

so my friend dave--

[@billiam7412]

Cyndigo good reference

[@mazarine_44]

YES

[@nell711]

It's never good practice to tell all your interesting stories at once.

[@Imjustkidding12346]

I like hoe the title is how mason almost died and he looks super happy in the thumbnail

[@sickomode1357]

yeah but he also looks blazed af

[@lisi1878]

and it looks like swagger just got a microphone stuck in his ass in the thumbnail

[@SicSemperTyrannis-333]

I like how you misspelled how🙂

[@mrlank4325]

38:10 (masons near death story)

[@durrymuncher2728]

Legeennnddd!

[@ido278]

@@durrymuncher2728 he is a legend. He watch the all video like an OG

[@ItzSloany]

I fifahd well it’s an interesting podcast 😂 I’ve listened to the entirety of like 80 podcast episodes from the misfits

[@PlumyBear]

Sloshy I’ve only listened to the entirety of 53 episodes, I’m trying to watch all of them. I’m working on it

[@bossbill6126]

I went back 70 secs for context and swags goes “I’m literally 9”

[@BOSSBOSS-pp1pz]

Yo can we all just appreciate that this is the most mason has talked like ever.

[@SlickDaRippa]

51:45 Cam's reaction to swaggers cat😂😂 that shit was wholesome af

[@devinc9168]

50:48 SwaggerSouls cat

[@mrginepig3754]

Thank you

[@leevikv]

Ty

[@siraccountless2195]

Thanks

[@terribleplayerWT]

I_360_No_scoped_JFK bruh I’ve seen ur replies on like all the podcasts also nice name

[@MrAtmellen]

It soo cute

[@somethinnggg8963]

I thought they were going to bring up the time zuckles almost broke his neck at the misfits house.

[@s0vnds]

When??

[@cortex8185]

The bouncing castle?

[@mannfred1440]

@@cortex8185 nah

[@SR-pz3kd]

they should throw pictures of what they're talking about on screen like the #1 podcast on Spotify joe raegan

[@teejalicious1316]

Ah yes, Joe Raegan, the brother of Ronald Raegan

[@lilthroatx]

Teejalicious who's joe

[@adamkaniowski]

DMT who?

[@uncomentariocomunista4289]

@@adamkaniowski ohno

[@imvocalinbed]

@@lilthroatx Joe nuts

[@KRIEG1]

Just have to say I have been a lot more productive lately Im 18 getting my life together and watching swagger has made me not want to be a lazy sob when i smoke weed now i make sure I’m being productive and not giving potheads a bad name I’m fixing up my first truck 93 dodge dakota i love it no matter if its dented all over its mine and watching these videos while i work is the best thing in such a busy day its nice to be able to have this with you

[@mythicalducky]

Old dodge trucks are good i miss my old 92 ram

[@maxalvarez5223]

I’m proud of you buddy:) trying to be more productive myself

[@mikaylatomlinson9930]

these podcasts are getting me through lockdown

[@dixie4859]

23:44 mason smiling. you’re welcome

[@caseycallahan5364]

What

[@cedarpointfanboy7317]

59:00 he smiles again

[@sara-li5ou]

52:00

[@sara-li5ou]

H

[@saladfacei3661]

Ayo I just stubbed my toe so hard it started bleeding and I am currently in the hospital listening to the podcast. It won't stop bleeding

[@SuspiciousCrustacean]

Is it still bleeding?

[@sara-li5ou]

😍

[@whyplsno4844]

🥰

[@necksweat6990]

what an intriguing yet not surprising title

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest KZbinr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAG!! Btw I have two very hot girlfriends who I show off in my videos. Thank you for your attention, dear neck

[@necksweat6990]

AxxL thank you

[@harrisonclifton5239]

They make me unlock my phone screen just to see that they’re not even showing the photos and videos they’re talking about. Wtf guys

[@ca5ey_274]

Matt: “ Sasquatch smoking a bong” Big lez: show scoin’ on mate

[@quintingootee7348]

Yess😂

[@dylanh4578]

Toby wearing a wire “ so if we all went to jail what would the reason be?”

[@obsessive8332]

I love falling asleep half way through or finding any reason to listen another time!

[@hannahlindsey1822]

Once again, I want a 4 hour long podcast of Swagger just talking about science and shit

[@jacobodriscoll2030]

If Toby dated fitz we could call her Miss. Fitz

[@acedog7420]

pog

[@mallwaki]

pog

[@thepenisman2670]

pog

[@user-lj6vq7bm7u]

Pog

[@kman0550]

Pog

[@Thugsbunny-cs1lj]

I started watching the podcast while I was dropping a duce

[@BigWoollyMammoth]

Same my good man. Same.

[@BaconDorff]

I started in bed after eating a jar of pickles

[@avucard]

yo same and then they started talking about it

[@the_gasx6622]

Same tf

[@TheOne23_]

I’m on the shitter rn too

[@connorgraham6180]

30:46 the whole of 2020 flashed before my eyes before that awkward silence ended. poor Matt

[@wootiluvsbagels7920]

Swagger was fuckin close, its the use of redshift and hubbles constant to measure the age of an object in space. Light-years being a distance and not a unit of time, roughly 300,000km a second. Fuckin killin it homie

[@Masterbates-Conner]

We pimp chimpin!!!!

[@noodlepotreal]

oo oo oo oo

[@scott2677]

I think Mason's mental health is better then ever and its really good to see.

[@elijahmate9315]

1:30 there’s something wholesome about that

[@quinnmurdock4951]

when fitz dies " i misfits"

[@KRIEG1]

Fucking gold

[@connormurphy3085]

They must’ve seen this and then made it into a podcast title 😂

[@xvermillion5835]

Can we bring back Fitz and the boys playing CSGo or playing other fun games it was so funny and we all loved it

[@sramnasciane1854]

yes please

[@franciscoj6992]

im only here for Swagger"s kitty

[@rebewhaats]

Ive seen those ants. They are common in finland and i remember as a kid putting many times a big blade of grass, wait for a day and then lick the blade of grass for the acid. It made me laugh how supriced they were about them. And they keep the snakes away.

[@ysbshawn5014]

I think my eyes genuinely starting watering after hearing Swagger say "appal-AYE-chia"

[@noodlepotreal]

thats how its pronounced in some parts of the world. tom-ay-to, tom-a-to, sorta thing

[@rayhansuryatama909]

50:46 bear casually walks by

[@adamdunn7752]

i love how these crazy fucks are also some of the most wholesome and genuine people on the planet

[@partytimejew]

I cant wait a week for this Daily podcasts now please

[@stevenquan21]

"What it do" is back THE RETURN

[@flyyod5557]

One of my near death experiences: Thanksgiving day I fell on something (i don’t remember what) and got an extremely deep cut that needed 33 stitches and 15 of them were internal stitches (stitches used for cuts too deep for normal stitches) the catch was that I was 3 cm away from puncturing an organ and if it did I would have died almost instantly. I was in the er with that bad of a cut that didn’t stop bleeding for 4 hours

[@NS-bc4mt]

I’m just sitting in my room waiting to see if I am positive for COVID and watching you guys makes me happy

[@BL0CKBUST3RzZ]

So happy mason finally talks more!

[@noahAs]

Fitz hair looks like that one kid who would say "BRO I JUGT GOT A RARE POKEMON LETS GOOO!1!!!1!1"

[@realcharlo8748]

Hey an episode Zuckles is actually in and not zoned out

[@alluha2356]

Fitz’s mythical creature would be siren head

[@trashyyyashyyy]

Swaggers eye brow expressions are a lot more prominent in this episode

[@coliop1509]

Seeing the gang back together again is good

[@slyloskrt872]

My sisters dad got perma fried, and now thinks he’s a crime fighting orange :/, He’s in prison now lol

[@greenthumb9406]

My mom almost died of pneumonia when she was 5-6 months pregnant with me. That was crazy to hear the first time, 16 years after I was born.

[@csabi985]

Netflix: Are you still watching? Stepsister: 0:15

[@WillowJWasTaken]

dude Matt is the only guy who can prolong a joke in the silence yet make it so unfunny and funny at the same time

[@koolaid0015]

Which time was this? How many times has he almost died yet. 😭

[@brandonclarke8417]

WowKetchupp I need to know too

[@koolaid0015]

@@brandonclarke8417 Can we get a counter?

[@brandonclarke8417]

WowKetchupp maybe 3

[@MisterHelloGuys]

everytime matt says a joke and then just complete silence ensues, it is one of the hardest things to watch.

[@ezralarson4735]

Every 3 seconds 🤣

[@s0vnds]

Yep and I can't believe we see more of him than mason

[@lunaeclipse5900]

Lmao when they talked about Sasquatch’s smoking pot I immediately go big Lez show flashbacks

[@s0vnds]

Same!

[@prov0cative69]

43:10 cat meowed and made my day

[@MysticWhitetailBuckHunters]

31:21 I was literally thinking about the same question with you guys in mind about 2 hours ago

[@leahfinch1103]

Love how swagger introduces himself then the rest are like yeah there’s mason and I’m here

[@thespookprod]

you guys manage to put a smile on my face in the first second by hearing the expression "monke memes"

[@TryHardTot]

Will fitz ever upload to his main again? At this rate I’m not too hopeful😂

[@MaddogMartinez]

He does just still editing it

[@TryHardTot]

Maddog Martinez bro he literally hasn’t uploaded in 8 months, it doesn’t take 8 months to edit a single video

[@mailbox6206]

He said in another podcast that once he gets to 5 mill on a channel then he'll just make a new account and use that one untill that reaches 5 mill

[@MaddogMartinez]

@@TryHardTot Well incase for him and he hasn't found any good session that video worthy. But recently past podcast he working a new video from one of there recent sessions

[@daenille369]

Mailbox 557 He has been at 5M for a while now so...

[@fsplays9157]

37:03 How Swagger nearly got Isekai'd as a Kid

[@JW-dk7fu]

Every time mason is in a episode I get really happy 😊

[@isabellalowery2137]

Okay but the fact that theyre calling Toby a "she" warms my heart

[@cooperd.9660]

no one cares lmao

[@mylan4742]

of course they're gonna call her she they're her friends

[@porterloyd]

Mason looks so healthy! Let’s go brother!

[@mindgoblinfn]

i love that they all respect toby

[@benhogan5435]

my favorite season is when fitz uploads, it never comes 😔

[@Herhmit]

Swagger really be lookin like a Fall guys

[@voidayy]

Swaggers cat at 43:10

[@fcku4798]

I like how swaggers plan for ending coronavirus is to just end the lockdown

[@um_the_don6929]

Swagger needs his helmet diamond encrusted

[@LegoMagnusDK]

Swagger recons he can fight, and hes sure he can kick any ones ass... *Also Swagger* "i have old people joints"

[@spleens4200]

Didn’t Mason also have that balcony incident? Where he scared Swagger so bad that he got mad at Mason when He got down and was laughing Edit: I have the video in one of my playlists, Swagger planned the video he got from it

[@tom6921]

lowkey best podcast on the planet

[@quickxshot4670]

I just wanna say thank you Fitz for the Second hat!!!

[@marcissopegins6766]

I listen to them while shitting, going to school or falling asleep, great bunch :) "Wait you guys use your phones on the toilet?" Tobi hasn't lived 😭

[@tateringel511]

I feel like there are a lot of “Mason nearly died” episodes

[@tomfrontdon9868]

Fitz sounds like he should be on AM radio

[@random.junk1e710]

them: “what’s the point of grills” me: “extra insensitive to smile of course”

[@kenkyo9045]

Its adorable how they have little to no experience driving. I know other cultures aren't 100% reliant on cars but hearing them talk about it is always hilarious

[@thetoiletsquit4599]

Wow swagger was really bout to become an isekai protagonist

[@tasibalazs4569]

Fitz really doesn't know quantum physics

[@Kenandkievs]

Listening to this to drown out my parents fighting

[@Slypacifier]

Toby should probably let Mason tell his own story.

[@arkysons7393]

I am very glad swager made the glass of orange juice references

[@jerrymccarthy5830]

The fact that Mason watches NELK makes me happy

[@desireeruiz5521]

NELK & MISFITS WOULD BE SO POGGGG

[@killerGaming-vu4zx]

Swaggers face when the cat enters the room 51:50

[@mcbyt]

ok but seriously, does anyone know how to unlock video podcasts on spotify? none of the podcasts show video for me

[@kontrast4361]

That "dust" is a mixture of accumulated dirt, hair and mostly dry skin cells

[@percides8272]

"all of this shit will be on screen" - Swagger The screen -

[@danielkelly7009]

38:00 closest ive been eas about 2 months ago i was driving late at night. I came to an intersection in the country that was blind to the right of me. I pulled out and looked right as i was crossing center. Well i see a like low sports car im assuming was a vette hummin pretty fast towards me. Men did i put my foot through the floor and thank dodge for a tourquey 5.7 bc idda been mush without it

[@apeuninstaller]

swaggersouls has to get a diamond chain with a diamond studded helmet hanging

[@Balec18]

Mason only wants to be a Sasquatch because of sassy from big Lez 😂

[@atticusgreen2598]

oi swaggersouls! I see you sliding in with "even if I was caught with, like... you know, less than a quarter oz of weed I really doubt they would arrest me,"... ya cheeky dog! no way you have that little on you at a time mate ;)

[@tomking5964]

51:41 Bear Bigman Soals enters

[@salc325]

41:00 just saying my grandfather died my a black widow, and he was asleep he woke up with lots of pain, and when he went to shower he started to bleed then they went to the hospital and he was to late so you still need to be care full around spiders.

[@maxemore]

They're visibly exhausted from being stuck indoors all the time

[@steam_station]

When they started talkin bout having a Grill, I thought of a BBQ Grill and not a teeth thing xd

[@Jaesee]

I felt like I was having a stroke for the entire first minute of the video

[@LiquidSquidYT]

Matt we notice the comb over it's okay to go bald brotha. Join us pick up the clippers and own that shit.

[@CaptainIrish522]

3:00 I am currently taking a shit... Is this destiny?

[@MrDoge-gf9di]

Ingrown toenail removal pain 100 percent the worst pain.

[@Ceezaza]

My ultimate lineup