How military officers be when you pull them over.

[@MiVidaBellisima]

E-4: “I’ll salute you after if you really want one.” O-1: “Thank you, I feel worthless without it.”

[@deluxekitchen9259]

😂😂😂😂

[@willkyles68]

My entire experience as an E4 with fresh lieutenants 😂😂

[@Fautzer..]

American army be like with afghan

[@skyfox585]

Lmao, nothing useless about double the paycheck. It's still a career yaknow

[@yandraalays9242]

@@Fautzer.. HOW about mad max?

[@onlymayo315]

“Just because you’re an officer.. that does not mean you can break the law and get away with it.” The entire DoD would like to have a conversation with you

[@bogustoast22none25]

At that point commit to what you said and you’ll be better than if you backtrack. You’re fucked either way, so commit to not letting them break you.

[@zezoo2107]

*DOD has entered the chat*

[@Gladiator19701st]

When doing traffic enforcement, there is no "please" when requesting driver license and registration. Grant it, you mean well but while enforcing you do not give someone an option because you just did. Carry on!

[@kapp651]

@@Gladiator19701st He didn't give him an option. You thought too much into it.

[@tonie374]

Deadass!!!

[@monteestowes1245]

"I'll salute you afterwards...if you really want one" 😂😂😂😂 This is hella accurate 😂

[@marlabrown7487]

Love this 😀 ❤️

[@yubrajadhikari3715]

😂😂😂

[@tyrenrobb]

“Thank you” 😂

[@SCM793]

@@tyrenrobb😂

[@alantaylor-vb6mn]

As an officer in is POV "privately owned vehicle" he gets one salute weather in uniform or not, and that's when he first entered post through the gate. Each pov owned by an active duty military has a "post sticker". In the past, the sticker was blue for officers and red for non commissioned officers. He is not warranted a salute in a traffic stop or as he rides through the post or base.

[@kazuyadoss1597]

Reminds me of the “A Combat Veteran” video where he yelled “SIR, DO NOT CONFUSE YOUR RANK WITH MY AUTHORITY!”

[@lindseysummers5351]

I think that was Lt. Dick, who told his Sergeant Major, "Look, Sergeant, don't confuse your experience with my rank."

[@allenchristopher6257]

This use to happen to me all the time. Should've just said "Do not let your rank over exude my authority" I never said sir.

[@PaulSmith-nr6eg]

I had to apprehend a major one night as we all know we detain them until an officer arrives to make the actual apprehension. He tried this. I am an officer and am ordering you to stand down. I am leaving, and you won't stop me. I used that exact line about rank and authority. Thought he was going to choke. When my ops oic arrived, he claimed I was disrespectful and he needed to be let go. The look on his face when my Major turned and said cuff him please.

[@VaBlueRidge777]

​@@PaulSmith-nr6eg Check a Marine

[@PaulSmith-nr6eg]

@VaBlueRidge777 I have on many occasions they are usually some of the most respectful, but all branches have their problem children, and according to the UCMJ, they are required to comply. With the advent of In car and body cameras, they make it easy now to push those violations.

[@BeanMartinVEVO]

Security: “The world does not revolve around you” Officers: *confused college degree*

[@akenuii]

Facts tho even e-1 know more than some second lieutenant who got a college degree

[@SpaceForceRecon]

Funny, I thought the same of MPs

[@SyPhoto]

😂😂😂😂

[@BeanMartinVEVO]

@@SpaceForceRecon just because they stopped you going 15 over, doesn’t mean they’re the bad ones

[@Hateorade82]

Literally never a truer statement.

[@InformalGreeting]

“Don’t confuse your rank with my authority” not making this video pains my heart.

[@bear4537]

I recognize where this came from 🤣

[@johnlafferty8881]

Man I was hoping so bad he was gonna say it 🤣

[@jacobperez6848]

I haven’t heard about that in a while 😂😂

[@afcgeo882]

Your authority doesn’t nullify someone’s rank. Just because they ran a red light doesn’t mean they’re a PVT now.

[@johnlafferty8881]

@@afcgeo882 it’s a joke bro. Watch a combat vets channel you’ll understand

[@ZONeill37]

Nothing more satisfying than after they sign their ticket, you salute them and tell them to have a good day.

[@aregularinternetuser339]

E-6 helicopter crew chiefs when a 3 star general is on their heli:

[@wilhelmtaylor9863]

In the early 70s I was a Spec5 stationed in Germany. Two buddies and I went to a movie theater and ended up sitting behind an "old" woman (probably ~30) who kept chattering loudly with the kid sitting next to her. I finally leaned forward and whispered in her ear, "Ma'am, could you keep it down, we're trying to enjoy this movie too". At the end of the film she stood up, turned around, and demanded our names. I responded with, "who are you?" to which she responded, "I AM AN OFFICER'S WIFE". The three of us just cracked up, almost literally rolling of the floor. So I told her my name and unit just to show respect. The next day the post AG visited our company and we were each called separately into our CO's office. I was commanded to recount what happened at the theater. The AG, a colonel, asked me to describe the woman to which I responded, "An older lady with long black stringy hair who wouldn't keep quiet". I noticed my CO was sliding down in his chair. Yep, you guessed it - it was the AG's wife. He responded, "Son, I am the husband of the officer's wife and you described her correctly. There will be no further action."

[@Al4beef]

I didn't process the last one sentence, "husband of the officer's wife". I was thinking she has two husbands 😆 and both of them were there embarrassed

[@wilhelmtaylor9863]

@@Al4beef → One and the same husband. He was merely quoting me in a self-deprecating way. He really seemed sheepish about the incident.

[@randomclipsmilitary9056]

What a legend

[@dallasyap3064]

Taking action for such an incident in the theater, unbelievable. I feel bad for the AG.

[@JesterMereel]

LOL that's great. Thank you for the story.

[@Great_America]

“Don’t confuse your rank with my authority.” I used that statement for ten years as an Air Force Security Policeman and not once did an officer give me any lip back.

[@SAYDATDARIUS]

thats highley hard w that ego they got 💀

[@immortalsoul85]

@@SAYDATDARIUS that ego also has a deeply ingrained mad respect for authority.

[@hazmatt3250]

A Combat Vet did the same thing. It didn’t end the same way for him…

[@Fritchley]

Yes

[@vanguard4065]

give respect get respect. great officers lead by example and being an SP doesn’t give you any more clout than anyone else.

[@williambrown7843]

My man stood his ground. Way to go buddy.

[@dominikaxy]

Well, this a scripted video, but it teaches others.

[@the_frenchiest_fry6577]

One of my instructors told us a story of when he was doing security for a plane and an Admiral pulled up with his paperwork wrong and he started getting belligerent and tried to push past anyways, so he arrested him and wouldn't let him go until the CO showed up to release him because the Admiral was being an ass

[@MrConnstar]

"I'll salute you after if you really want one, ok?" I fuckin love that

[@alexanderbusch7790]

Same

[@j.d.c.777]

Same that was hilarious

[@JustEatMyNuts]

Ight not ok

[@user-fw2dd2cy3c]

Hilarious delivery too. That cracked me the hell up.

[@marshall8923]

“Salute my ass” 😂😂😂

[@donsvideos1985]

I had a Navy Lt JG get in my ass on base one time when I was inport heading NEX to buy some uniform stuff. He was like almost on the other side of the street when he started by raising his voice and hands and walked towards me really fast. I saluted about 1/3 rd of his was to close the distance. He did not return my salute but I held it at attention. He was just going off about disrespect and all. At the end he grabbed his collar device and pulled it away from his shirt tugging towards my face. " He was short also". He repeated "do know what it takes to get this rank sailor?" I was a newish E4 and replied "sir, I guess it's about the same as E2, you put in a chit?". Dude effing about lost his shit then. Yea I got 8 hrs EMI when I got back to the ship.... BTW my LPO told me... "If anyone asks, you did 8 hours EMI! 😂

[@leo29hornsfan]

Lol damn he must have been stepping all over you just so he can make that E3 aka lieutenant that’s automatically given to him two years after being a JG. I remember when I was on a carrier walking through the hanger bay I use to pretend not to see them and just keep walking by just to piss them off. I love when an ensign would stop me and say hey Petty Officer Lomas are you not gonna salute me I would say ohhh I’m sorry mam huh 🤔 I thought that you had anchors on ohh silly me I’m such a putz you do look awfully young as a chief. I’m just soooo dumb mam

[@leo29hornsfan]

*O3

[@dravenday4039]

And everybody clapped

[@samyoung5895]

Now that's an LPO!

[@nathansmith8407]

“I’m an officer buddy”💀

[@RealLukaDoncic]

💀💀

[@ItsyourboyPenguinboy]

Oh I woulda punched a bitch. Those people piss me off

[@nagisagaming2608]

im an e3 in the army and man do i not like officers yes i know not all officers are the same but man a lot of them expect u treat them like royalty im sorry but i have no respect for officers

[@marlabrown7487]

IKR. ....

[@Velocity556_]

@@nagisagaming2608 ooh they went to school so they get respect haha nah you prove yourself like everyone else

[@bobastu]

"Don't confuse your rank with my authority sir"

[@Inaros404]

DONT ACTUALLY TELL PEOPLE THIS LMFAO

[@bobastu]

@@Inaros404 oh yes...as Physical Security, they represent the Commanding Officer in all official things, so a butter bar ensign better not mouth off to a E-2 on Physical Security, the O-1 will get a phone call from Commanding Officer to Commanding Officer. Officer wives are the worst...!

[@jayzzonastreeter1732]

Me asf 😭

[@Inaros404]

@@bobastu lmfaoooooo that poor E-2. I just can't see a reality where an officer won't stop and try to correct the poor enlisted person who told them this lolol

[@psnesne717]

I used this same line teaching class, I don't care when your duty day starts, I start the class

[@cantgetright4620]

My dad was a sp in the air force some of the stories he told me...they took their job seriously ❤❤❤thank you for your services guys

[@gracegugliotti2249]

Good job, Airman! Sometimes, officers need to be reminded.

[@Andrehot20]

0-1 walks in motorpool: "nobody gonna salute me?" E-4 Mechanics: "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

[@chrisnorman3421]

Lol bro you were a Mech??? I was a 31. Yeee yeee!!!!!!!! 😂

[@kanairsforte23]

THIS A NO SALUTE ZONE TEX

[@lathanpankey2173]

Ayye me too 2T3 stand up!!!

[@xl1875]

@@chrisnorman3421motor tuhh

[@El_L38]

@@lathanpankey2173change my oil and put gas in my car peasant

[@BetweenTheLyons]

Years ago I heard a great story where a guy was bragging about his son pulling over one of his commanding officers, they got into a dispute and finally the son/security officer just said "Sir you might outrank me but you do not outrank the law." Great fucking quote.

[@Dmvgold1995]

Damn buddy said idc that you outrank me I am the law and NOBODY is above the law. Lmao

[@holyhandgrenadeofantioch2019]

There ARE no laws in modern America. Especially democrat run cities and states.

[@Thodav798]

Best thing I’ve heard!

[@qley5402]

@@TomCat_Hemi lmao I was about to say the same thing. What a clown

[@NotEvenOverThere]

@@TomCat_Hemi Republicans just hate everything and everybody

[@godzillagaming1013]

This happened to my grandpa during the Vietnam War, he was a military police and was directing traffic and the new officers that came through would expect them to salute them every time they came through and my grandpa told him to pull over (because he was blocking traffic) and he put a boot on his car and then showed him his shoulder patch and he goes “see what this is, this is why we can’t salute you because there’s too many officers coming through” and he takes off the boot and he lets him go.

[@austenmarler2409]

The ✨sass✨ from that SF 😂😂

[@mbirimumichael9974]

p'se sf guy, salute the officer and demand for licence rigestration

[@cameronstevens2053]

@@mbirimumichael9974he didn’t have to salute the officer though 😂😂

[@nmf220]

This is why it's taught billet over rank. Doesn't matter if hes in E-1 and the officer is an O10, still billet over rank. Now will that ever happen, hell no lol. but the point is, billet over rank.

[@Zer0Mood]

Can you explain what Billet is for us civies

[@sicknasty3565]

@@Zer0Mood the way we learned it in the marine corps was like this. We had 4 drill instructors. All of them were Staff sargeants. That's their rank. One of them was the senior drill instructor. That's his billet. So he basically he is in charge of the other 3 even though they're the same rank.

[@rielyleonard9135]

@@Zer0Mood basically position over rank, I can be a rank below someone but since I’m in a higher position I have the authority.

[@theodorep9569]

Yes however it is simple to show basic respect that is common and standard

[@afcgeo882]

Completely false. Billet over rank is a concept that gives military law enforcement arrest and detainment authority over all ranks. Without it, the UCMJ requires that only officers of higher rank can make arrests. It has NO relevance on other aspects of military life or decorum. Don’t forget that an enlisted billet is factually never higher ranked than any commissioned billet.

[@ChasWorkingDogClub]

Reminds me of a Chesty Puller story. once he came upon a second lieutenant who had ordered an enlisted man to salute him 100 times for missing a salute. Puller told the lieutenant, "You were absolutely correct in making him salute you 100 times, Lieutenant, but you know that an officer must return every salute he receives. Now return them all, and I will keep count."

[@jadsmvs8651]

Based

[@serialcarpens290]

Chesty was special.

[@j.s.s9108]

In my country, saluting an officer is a must but returning it is optional.

[@j.s.s9108]

Can I ask you about something. Why police members in the US are called officers, all of them. Like there is no solder and a lieutenant. They are all literally officers?

[@aniialowe1980]

@@j.s.s9108 There are lieutenants in the police force. There are sergeants as well.

[@1CaptainJackSparrow1]

that's like someone demanding to be called doctor when they have a PhD in English

[@bigbootybanger]

💀

[@squirrel6687]

In education setting, it is required. For MDs, required in their venue. U r uninformed in English.

[@1CaptainJackSparrow1]

@@squirrel6687 not a real doctor

[@bigbootybanger]

@@squirrel6687 not a real doctor, sorry

[@victorlebon4502]

Lol

[@garyhynes8098]

I remember my mother getting pulled over for not stopping on a yellow light she tells the cop " where I live it means I should go faster lol so I don't get hit from behind he let her go lol

[@jacobmccandles1767]

I've seen a 1st Sgt dress down a Lt. Colonel. The words "Respecfully, sir, it would be a career mistake for you to confuse YOUR rank with MY authority on this post" were used. The Colonel was made to do as he was told. Later a General was called. In the end, the Lt. Colonel was wrong, and got put in his place as he was trying to jump into someone else's chain of command, breaking post orders, for his and his wifes own personal convenience.

[@Argosh]

What kind of commissioned imbecile argues with noncoms?

[@theendofmyropemydude]

Imagine calling a general because 1sgt hurt your feelings

[@jacobmccandles1767]

@@theendofmyropemydude the General called the Sarge's commander, a Major, the following day. After a brief chat the General said "Oh? He (the Colonel) didn't tell me that", the Major received an apology, the Sergeant recieved a "well done, carry on" pat on the back, and the Lt. Colonel received an ass chewing & threat from the General.

[@jacobmccandles1767]

@@Argosh literally 2 kinds: 1) an officer who doesn't know how to wield his authority, and... 2) an idiot who has exceeded his authority. Here we had the 2nd one.

[@Davenzoid]

Low-key most badass threat i've ever heard

[@CrotchRocket78]

We had a 2nd LT in iraq that demanded everyone salute him even on mission, we tried to explain why it was a bad idea. He was a complete ass about it. One day on patrol we had stopped our convoy in response to gun fire. For shits and giggles we all started saluting him. Very quickly an enemy sniper took a couple shots at him and got pretty close. After that, he never wanted us too salute him and dropped the attitude.

[@Assassino275]

Haha I love when stories have happy endings

[@jone1700]

@@Assassino275 oh isn’t that lovely. A story about risking someone’s life for giggles

[@Assassino275]

@@jone1700 he was asking for it, and it all worked out

[@jone1700]

@@Assassino275 yea glad this one had a happy ending instead of his kids left fatherless, wife left husbandless, and mother left without her son.

[@Assassino275]

@@jone1700 if that situation didn't happen he probably would have got unlucky eventually due to it think about it that way

[@SnappBacc]

He looks like a corporal from my cadet unit

[@BiggLee1012]

Don’t confuse your rank with my authority sir.

[@tumwesigejohnson8561]

1st call "sir", 2nd call "sirrr" and then the third call "SIR" with energy... 😂😂😂🙌🙌

[@susansnyder8811]

😂😋 yo buddy... this is unremarkable! Now the two Buddies go out for a drink or something😂😂🙏🤣🤣😢

[@sir8204]

Ye what

[@yes8032]

😂😂😂

[@jamesrichardsjr.6221]

😭😭😭😭SIR uh ohh😭😭😭😭😭

[@JoeyVSupreme]

“Just because you’re an officer doesn’t mean you can break a law and get away with it” Someone hasn’t been in the military very long

[@kylevalentine5431]

I FRIGGIN KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?

[@jacobmccandles1767]

Idk, I watched a Lt. Colonel who refused to go through procedures at a military civilian contract screening procedure, receive a firm dress down from a 1stSgt. The LtCol. was made to follow the rules, and given a firm.warning about abuse of rank. It was glorious!

[@jacobmccandles1767]

@James Furey who said that?

[@itzhamzy4610]

@James Furey self report

[@alpacadragondeeznuts3594]

@James Furey he saying that high rank ppl are already always get away with shit not that they should

[@diegorodriguez9926]

“I’ll salute you after if you really want one” 😂😂😂 “thank you”

[@skyhawk_4526]

This is great! I was an SP/SF in the 1990s and it was the same back then as well! 🤣

[@Glory_Jiujitsu]

It be like that sometimes. If this is how this kid really acts doing his job then that means he has a damn spine and will stick up for what is right. We need more of him in the NCO ranks. Good for him if this is how he truly does his job

[@endoftherope]

It be like that ?what school did you go to, did they teach grammar ?

[@biggdaylon2]

@@endoftherope when people say that it doesn’t mean they can’t spell or don’t know grammar. It’s a slang.

[@justinyoung1825]

@@biggdaylon2 it be like that sometimes

[@theoreoman4597]

@@endoftherope "It be like that" is a slang used to shortened text. It means, "The situation at hand tends to be like this video presented" - (example).

[@Toons595]

@@endoftherope Lmao you are not in a position to critique someone's grammar bro

[@OldSchoolMARINE]

I worked in a big state prison, and one Captain required us to salute him, so everyday, when leaving roll call, we would each walk past him and salute. 75 individual salutes required him to return 75 salutes himself . After 2 days he rescinded his directive

[@trempton4106]

The same we have in switzerland when we are in the military for the first time. The higher ranks always tell everybody to salute them, but also tells you that if everybody is doing it they will stop with the demand. So normally this goes on for the first 2 weeks and then you don't have to salute anymore.

[@therealmadtitan8555]

What state ya in bud? I would have made ya rich 🤑🤣🤣🤣

[@yiayang3403]

When I deployed to Kuwait we had a new officer who did the same thing. So we also did the same thing. Lined up and made him salute us all lol

[@bboydevs03]

Genius😎

[@terrytugume1223]

😂😂

[@petermura9296]

I love this solder. Excelent video 💯👍

[@taylorelliott7175]

“Do I need to spell it out for you!”😂😂

[@KrizMo122]

“I’ll salute you after, i-if you really want one.” -“Thank you.”

[@someguy9520]

When i did my military service in Austria, we had many officers acting like that. On December 31st we knew that the "Kommandant der Streitkräfte" was gonna visit. Like the 2nd most important person in line. He was transported in an unassuming VW Passat and we had alert level alpha, so everyone HAD to show their ID and get controlled for increased body temperature(Covid). Greeted them in the car formally and neutrally like everyone else. The other guys told me that they didn't wanna do the control since he's so high ranking. I ignored that(as always) and asked for ID from the driver and the officer. The driver had it ready but the officer was acting like "Don't you know me?" Of course i knew it was him since there was a picture of our most important military leaders in every building. "Sir, since we currently have alert level alpha, we have to control everyone entering and leaving the facility. Please show me ur ID" He mumbled sth about that this was unnecessary and that he didnt have time for that, but showed me his ID anyways. I let them pass and after the whole greeting ceremony for the guy he sent someone to get me. He asked me why i asked for ID even though i knew his face. I simply quoted the rules that come with alpha and he just said "Good job" and dismissed me

[@pedobear497]

Es gibt solche und solche. Ich war vor Jahren Wachsoldat und hatte einen Kompaniekommandanten, der seinen Ausweis immer schon vor der Kontrolle parat hatte und sehr freundlich gelächelt hat, wenn man ihn erkannte und ohne Weiteres durchgelassen hat.

[@Luka-cu8ep]

In my country you’d get fired instantly 😅

[@grenmoyo3968]

Orders are orders. No one is above the rules.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@satepestage3599 Dunno man. Military is built quite ritualistic on purpose. "A good soldier follow (legal) orders" This code Alpha is an Order and that states that an ID must be shown. Letting someone through without is bending the rules that is, depending on your boss, either totally fine or a refusal to obey orders.

[@bitroplayer7576]

Ich würd nur noch gern wissen wirdest du entlassen oder sagte er dir nur das du zurück an deinen platzt gehen sollst

[@Juan_fox.]

Sir still talking sir still talking SIR!!! Oh my god

[@chrisvallianos8164]

You’re about to give an enlisted man with the authority to kick your ass, a reason to kick your ass… FAAFO Level 10.

[@jrayproductions7790]

"I aM aN oFfiCeR! I dOn'T aNsWeR to yOu!" "Step out of the car, for me, sir."

[@napoleon445]

"The world doesn't evol-" "You are relieved of duty."

[@HeBelongsToTheRoads]

The confusion when he pointed to his SF patch and beret 💀

[@Dev_Banks]

- “ The World Doesn’t Revolve Around You”. 😂😂😂😂

[@willkavanaugh]

There's an old CAF legend of a private missing a salute to an LT walking by. The LT chews out the private and says "you will stand and salute me 100 times". The private begins and From a window behind them an MWO yells out "and you're going to return every last one of those salutes" and the LT began doing so.

[@DavidThomas-qq4hf]

That's a United States Marines Chesty Puller story...but probably is in every forces in every country ever lol

[@willkavanaugh]

@@DavidThomas-qq4hf Its a story that goes around in Canadian Armed Forces boot camp passed down year after year. I agree, every country probably has their own version of the story so NCM's understand rank doesn't mean everything, and that appointment and service experience can hold a lot more weight than a commission.

[@calirichard6495]

Love it

[@mickymusa7329]

What's a mwo?

[@willkavanaugh]

@@mickymusa7329 Master Warrant Officer. Typically an MWO is the canadian military has close to 20 years of service experience give or take a few years.

[@notar33lbadjur60]

The fact that he was willing to salute him afterwards is very nice of him

[@SonicGenesisTV]

This man makes the best content

[@Sione170]

😂😂 he said I’ll salute u after wif u really want one! Lol

[@c.k.185]

My favorite line when I was an MP was “Don’t confuse your rank with my authority.” This was pre-Cartman days 😂😂😂

[@Senator_weeb]

Mps are dogs

[@joeymaterese8095]

That was a line I used many times

[@spaceman83]

“I’ll salute you after if you really want one” had me dying haha.

[@FakingShrid]

Pull over,you ran a green light💀

[@blackthundermartinez9504]

I love this guy. He does his job well

[@JaimeKing1989]

TALK TO THAT OFFICER AIRMEN!!!! Don't ever confuse your rank with my authority

[@FizzleWick1]

Billet over rank

[@randomfatalitiesCORP]

@@FizzleWick1 positional authority

[@Zer0Mood]

Lmfao don’t ever say that to an officer 😂

[@JaimeKing1989]

@@Zer0Mood why not officers can get that work too

[@acecun6202]

@@Zer0Mood as a Personal Property Marine I’ve said that shit numerous times regardless of rank. I answer to the Government run SDDC. I don’t answer to a 2-Star that wants his shit picked up the same day he brings his orders in.

[@comanchelove5633]

“Don’t confuse your rank with my authority” I know the feeling man😤

[@kenyanaudit]

The moment he dropped the face mask ,thats when she knew she fu**ked up😂😂😂😂

[@diegorodriguez9926]

“And it’s also your job to salute me “AIRME” 😂

[@barsdogukankarakoyun8798]

I read that in Germany they have like a double authority system for stuff like this. First there is regular ranks but if a spesific job equires someone to have authority rank doesn’t matter. Basically a private on guard duty can stop a colonel and he’d have the authority.

[@TopMep]

Yes we have the same thing in the US

[@Zenturio331]

You still salute the rank over here. He has the authority but he salutes the rank. Its a sign of respect simple as. Its not a "I condone your shit" its like a greeting, a very formal handshake if you will. If you refuse to do it, youre disrespecting the authority of the higher ranks and you can get shit for it. Most of the time, german officers arent that stingy when they know they fucked up, but maybe they had a driver and were reading a news paper while some random Hauptgefreiter comes around and tries to big dick them

[@anniehimself]

@@Zenturio331 that's about control, not respect.

[@Thronnos]

The "I'll salute you after if you really want it" got me 🤣

[@NinsiimaJulian]

He always called them three times 😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@themetadaemon]

Sir, I can salute you, but if you want to go that way, it's the last time anyone ever will.

[@mokari9268]

When you live by hierarchy, it gets to your head sometimes. Thank you XD

[@mwnelson3]

"Officers" like this are short lived.

[@no1bandfan]

Dependapotomus: Arn’t you forgetting something? SF: What would that be ma’am? Dependapotomus: *points at husband’s ID tag* Our solute!?! SF: Your right! *sticks head in car window, salutes husband’s ID*

[@djchino3]

Lol where do spouses’ get that from? They’re a dependent, not an officer. They don’t get saluted.

[@Combat-Janitor]

@@djchino3 Dependas like that make an entire identity out of being a "proud (insert branch) wife" . These are the kind of people that put that as career experience on a resume. Absolutely crazy.

[@ZachCremisiSky]

That reminds me of thr malicious compliance because of a spouce. It pissed off the command so much because thiet first order was followed to the letter

[@Noadvantage246]

@@Combat-Janitor Yeah than come to find out they're cheating anyways.

[@t3xmex165]

Please tell me this has never happened

[@jamilleharrell-sims5917]

I just love how you stand on business 😊

[@melinethomas4900]

They make people respect laws but they violate them all

[@DardanellesBy108]

“The world does not revolve around you!” Wish I could have said that to all the pilots in my squadron back when I was in the Navy. Amazing any of them were able to get in their planes considering how big their egos were.

[@DardanellesBy108]

@@slayedtorest Yep, I now work for an airline in the US. Noticeable difference between the pilots that worked their way through civilian methods vs the pilots that came out of the military.

[@Spacesnakes474]

@@slayedtorest is it FedEx? It's FedEx isn't it?

[@peppigue]

@@Dasistrite All the more reason to hire reasonable ones?

[@oliviersavard8676]

How do you know at a party who's a pilot? Don't worry they'll tell you

[@saryn1829]

Most pilots I’ve met have some form of god complex, different levels of it depending on the person. And I mean it’s kinda warranted, we literally spell it out that they’re the most important aspect of the Air Force lol

[@DeltaAssualt]

Safety and Security, rank is not an issue here and that goes for everyone including. Security/Safety in military setting is a revolving door every ranking position must abide by the rules laid down to protect and secure everyone and everything.

[@Bbydoa6493]

Bro did u see that there is a Dead Squirrel in the background on the floor before the street.

[@bananamerchant6387]

Ah yes the illusion of control.

[@emanuelbabayagaortiz7333]

Military is not federa and even if it’s enforcing federal don’t forget… nothing TRUMPS local state law… I’m just saying salute at least since you all want to go to war together and shit

[@corysipp4432]

Salute first bro ion know what military you served in lmmfao

[@LUFKK0L]

@@bananamerchant6387 ?

[@Xraydelta14sector2]

He went from MP to KP .😂😂😂

[@gweminence1]

"Don't confuse your rank for my authority."

[@andrewchavez5278]

Did you notice his change in tone once he got loud with him? I tell ya, shit gets real when it gets real good for you officer SF

[@somethinglame5472]

It’s a skit

[@TheRealSilentMbuso]

“Don’t confuse your rank with my authority!”

[@aidanknotts1090]

If he’s the one with the tank then idk if you have authority

[@TheRealSilentMbuso]

@@aidanknotts1090 meant to type rank😂

[@dansosamuelhunter4335]

I like this officer n his discipline 😂😅❤❤❤ salute u when u are lawless 😅😂😂

[@rock1724]

The “oh..ohh” got me😂😂

[@Hateorade82]

Funniest part to me was at the end "I'll salute you after if you really want one." I started thinking to myself of all the officers that got their salute after because they are petty like that.

[@baaler3953]

God that's so true. I remember dropping by a MOC when an NCO was politely informing a butter bar about some mistakes he'd made in scheduling missile maintenance or something. whatever it was it was a pretty big deal and they had his back but just wanted to educate him for the future. He said something to the effect of "What are they gonna do? Bust me down to chief?" As fate would have it he said that just as the grisly old Chief of Missile Maintenance for the Squadron walked in behind him. With out missing a beat the Chief said, "Nah, they'll just send your ass to Leavenworth."

[@mrgrump2534]

Not to mention enlisted and officers don’t correlate lol a 2nd Lieutenant is as low as they go, only a clown would say something like that I couldn’t stand newer officers that shit is so annoying. I never understood why we have to salute these clowns I understand captain and above but not silver and butter bars they be to cocky and head strung

[@jacobmccandles1767]

I worked near a nuke base, and you could always tell the officers who's leadership was purely positional by the way the senior enlisted personnel acted around them.

[@balvinabennett9275]

There is no need to show up your authority, in a militarized way a reasonable person would understad to follow the proper protocol to pass a Security Checkpoint. High ranking officers have the privileges earn thru out the years enlisted member and High ranking officers deserve to be treated with respect. Example Donald Trump is a good example, he earn his privilege becoming a president of the United States of America.

[@zeroforced1853]

“Don’t confuse you rank with my authority”. A phrase we were all taught for this exact situation.

[@mbakem]

Thank goodness this one didn’t end with “stay warm” or something!

[@1.1797]

Man, the most intimidating time when I was pulling augmentee duty was when the base commander rolled through the gate. Also one moment of extreme pride after he returned my salute.

[@Kingkai360]

Why do you have the sigil of enki as your profile picture even though it's stated satanism is huge nono when in the house of enki.

[@1.1797]

@@Kingkai360 the sigil of lucifer?

[@Kingkai360]

@@1.1797 Honestly, I only ask because I've recently learned that, "Enki and the Elders have no connection with Satanism or any branch of Satanism, except just an handful of their ideological teachings being the same and the biggest reason is because of abrahamic religions portrayal of Enki as 'satan' which holds absolutely no truth." It seems some ancients have demonized much of the older ancient history. I could be wrong, like I said just asking.

[@1.1797]

@@Kingkai360 Christianity was partially created as a means of control. Thus the demonization of the elder gods. So, while the name satan, even though it doesn't appear in the old testament, is used in referring to him, its more or less just a common name at this point. Depends on whats in your heart when you use. The position you're coming from. Some other names of his are Ea, Enki, Melek Taus, etc. Different names from different times, yet same person.

[@Johnny.Picklez]

@@1.1797 where can I go to learn of these things. I don't understand satanism but I see alot of appealing aspects to it. (I think Christianity is evil but Christ himself was a good man, but not worth idolizing. Christ was clearly a proto socialist and a progressive person)

[@thepecbouncingguy3576]

When you pull them over and they start pointing out flaws with your uniform, haircut and so on

[@wayneclarkdomine4718]

This is one of those "dreamers fantasy" I would like to see you do it and talk like that to the base commander. Lol🤣

[@Aymon825]

this E-4 is awesome dude, he did his job, schooled the officer and still offered him a salute after.

[@zachsmith4253]

That was honestly one of my favorite parts about being a MP.

[@cpK054L]

It's also why a lot of MPs are hated by the rest of the community

[@zachsmith4253]

@@cpK054L That is true. That's why I always tried to be polite and bring my southern upbringing to traffic stops.

[@CatchUlaterAdvetures]

The problem with MPs is that they exist BUT WE LOVE WHEN THEY BRING AN OFFICER DOWN A NOTCH!

[@williamsifton6270]

That's the TRUTH!😊

[@luigi7781]

Yeah! Give em the good ol " Don't confuse your rank with my authority".

[@joeymaterese8095]

Yes we called ourselves Mike papa.....Mike Papa's is in the house, Y'all!!!

[@meetupspeakup4161]

👏That's correct! stand your ground solider.😂 He reminds me of my baby brother

[@determinant5231]

Back in the service as Navy Master at Arms, pulling over officers never gave me any problems. They were the first ones to admit they were on the wrong. And just because they were in the wrong doesn’t mean you can lose bearing and yell back at them. They can get a worthless citation but make your life a living hell for the duration of your duty station. Respect and discipline are a given. If by any chance they are not cooperating call a supervisor. People sometimes forget what being in the military is all about.

[@Zuke89]

O-1's who act like this gets a O-5 an saying "come to my office, close the door" 20 minutes later O-1's walk with a white face.

[@jamesharding3459]

I suppose the officer in the skit didn’t learn ROTC/OCS Lesson 001: Don’t Be An Ass.

[@thehowefrank7537]

Never ever back down when you know you're right

[@shaileshparab3485]

bro got same dialog for everyone, "world is not....

[@Born2Losenot2win]

Probably an O-1 by the cooks of it

[@JenMarco]

All military and police can learn something from this guy. We need to hold these asses accountable.

[@bryantmclean27]

Y’all wild w the speed limit

[@Mr.AlwaysonVacay]

I had a similar situation like this with a warrant officer. My command tried to send me to Captains Mast. They even disarmed me while they investigated the claim and referred me for Captians Mast. Luckily the base XO backed me and the next time I saw that warrant officer she was super nice to me.

[@TrentWalker-vk1cn]

We used to say to them “press hard there’s three copies”

[@donnie_bravo]

Once I was visiting the Making Island (I was serving at the fleet command) and my chief and I were at the smoke deck and saluted the CO as he was coming over to smoke and he goes "nah fuck that, I don't do that on the smoke deck" 😂😂😂 I had heard he was an amazing CO and it definitely showed.

[@MrProvodnik]

There is a saying in russian army "there are no generals in canteens and smoking rooms"

[@thatorangez06_23]

Makin Island is my ship 😂 Hooyah

[@jsbelljr83]

I got out in 1988, I was a Law Enforcement Specialist back when the career field was split. It was the same back then

[@mattkennedy6115]

Did the officers have porn staches and motley crue hair cuts?

[@jsbelljr83]

@@mattkennedy6115 nope

[@mattkennedy6115]

@@jsbelljr83 ah rats

[@Ramzeis]

"you just ran a red light I'm not gonna salute you" 😂😂

[@veshremyarmytakeover5204]

I see this man every time

[@TarnaBarTM]

The most appropriate answer would be to show him a "You have no power in here" meme on the phone, in complete silence 😂

[@R4in46]

that would have been Akward