How Neuralink Works 🧠

[@RealReittieR]

Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.

[@DragonGirlPKXD]

​@KevYesZackNoliking your own comment again kiddo? Brooooooo that's Kev he's some snake you can't trust the rest(sentence from prettyblood red snow)

[@Lebron_James_never_die]

Bro you liking your own comment too​@@DragonGirlPKXD

[@Fib4r]

You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month

[@tankman3609]

It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy

[@larrisajednery]

WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER

[@iceey2477]

Them intrusive thoughts gon be winning every time💀

[@teairajoiner5880]

I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭

[@IamMr.SmallGuy]

bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET " and yeet me into the water

[@Lloyd..]

Exactly

[@michaelgarza5801]

😂😂

[@ImOkayDude]

Imagine if someone can actually read gour intrusive thoughts..

[@thunderfist232]

Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section" Neurolink: "Say no more"

[@deletedaccount9357]

"Access denied, Mustang required"

[@cyberboi9783]

​@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀

[@onlyforyou31]

Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.

[@xrgaming1847]

​@@deletedaccount9357 Lmfaooo

[@CrazyCarGameClips]

@@deletedaccount9357nahhhh

[@lenynwren1676]

POV: you’re the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover💀

[@sheepsquad4453]

Actually crazy prank, I should do this sometime fr no cap 💀

[@heatherbonelli]

Yeah, good luck with that buddy​@shepesquad4453

[@ProtoAlpha]

Get a $21,000 surgery for some awesome chrom for free?!! That's a win‐win!

[@erisk.1707]

Underrated comment

[@GAMING4G00D]

Skull emoji overuser

[@herr_tunichtgut]

"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head" Yeah thats where it ends for me...

[@osasereJWosayi]

I'll never allow that

[@RK7LifeLine]

Shit, not even that far, I won't show up on the day of surgery

[@MarioMastar]

I think that's where it ends for everyone. Not only is this an animation, but given the guy who came up with it probably gave up his brain when his father left the Emerald Mine and promised his son the fortune.... it's no surprise he would be behind Sci-fi mind control, so at best everyone thinks like him.

[@ArthurOngetta]

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[@ArthurOngetta]

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[@LuCkySlither]

"How did you die?" "Well, I was awake"

[@EmisAway]

​@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse. Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS

[@BokoAnimatesAndPlays]

​@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?

[@EmisAway]

​@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.

[@EmisAway]

​@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...

[@Kissakitaketoritaketori]

​@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysSTOP THAT, YOU'RE GETTING ON MY NERVES

[@Bacon_zero]

"What's your worst enemy" *"Intrusive thoughts"*

[@SOPHIEANDCARCAR]

Yes when I'm about to go to sleep

[@RandomVickie]

Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂

[@AT-9777]

Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts

[@oldtelevisionbros945]

😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥

[@_Animationguy]

Fr

[@picklestudios8878]

All fun in games until your driving along a cliff and the intrusive thoughts kick in

[@shanescottkristainpower]

Blue comment

[@picklestudios8878]

@@shanescottkristainpower huh

[@shanescottkristainpower]

@@picklestudios8878 youtube added blue comments like tiktok yours was blue

[@KalvinDawson]

Oh god he gone

[@BACHSHTOLZ]

My friend painfully dying of his brain being fried with 247 petabytes of Warhammer 40000 lore transmitted to his neurolink

[@helmetongrass1893]

He didnt survive the conversion process 😔

[@outrider8569]

The price of the strength and certainty of steel 😔

[@calebcarroll7641]

Ngl, sounds like a good way to go.

[@Aegis1080]

Warhammer porn*

[@StDomBz]

A sanctioned psyker who listened too closely to the warp

[@GEFDAFo.o]

This is the best ad I've ever seen to prevent the sale of a product 👏

[@hudsonkline]

It’s not a product, yet. Only used in humans once to help a paralyzed guy interact with his environment

[@domsquaaa4323]

@@hudsonkline pretty obviously an ad then

[@shapowlow]

​@@domsquaaa4323not exactly. this is on the same category as stem cell therapy to attempt to cure cancer. if you consider the research and test results as an "ad" for stem cell therapy, then sure it is an ad.

[@Smokey.07]

​@@domsquaaa4323that being said whats better? Paralyzed from the neck down, or a potential mind hacking AI shoved into your brain? Now that i think about it...

[@batrbmr]

@@domsquaaa4323noice one 👍

[@Beno_dover]

imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain

[@frexxrru9367]

I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂

[@ArabMan98]

It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.​@frexxrru9367

[@AntiTankLover]

That's not how it works lol

[@finalcam1740]

​@@AntiTankLovernot yet.

[@piggynatorcool668]

​@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.

[@Artgamesandmusicplus]

I ain't gonna ever trust that robot near me💀

[@HiDoc-k6r]

My brain : what will happen when i die ? Neurolink : lets find out!!

[@IloveJesus777j77]

Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.

[@maricelagonzales9984]

​@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol

[@Stranger_Box1]

@@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.

[@aestheticbeauty516]

​@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤

[@aestheticbeauty516]

​@@maricelagonzales9984I care.

[@lalahadams1061]

imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀

[@qgaucho9088]

Kaboom

[@woodstok23]

💀

[@danielcantiego9374]

Kerosene

[@eugenemasoniv8641]

Exactly

[@nozukocemane6237]

Mark of the beast

[@jomonrto6771]

Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂

[@z17k_786]

Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂

[@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth9622]

Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀

[@Uksknitch]

Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn

[@hotchitoo_9744]

The best way i could explain this is that from experience if you can physically show your client the product before you install it then that will help your client be more decisive and wont make excuses after you do it

[@PIatz]

And he was awake the whole time

[@Urlocaldivaa2868]

​@IHateZachDfilmsNO

[@BokoAnimatesAndPlays]

​@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid

[@LuCkySlither]

​@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo

[@PutianMapping_Official]

​@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent

[@Matches1st]

​@IHateZachDfilmsyour parents definitely failed if this is how you turned out

[@Somedudeonlinehaha]

Neuralink ❌ Never again blink ✅

[@Wijejej]

My content = better

[@Wijejej]

We hate Zack

[@PutianMapping_Official]

​@@LrmsSkevinSHUT UP

[@SketsaCollision]

​@@LrmsSkevinshut up

[@FeathersOnFire]

​@@LrmsSkevin twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot

[@乂]

The fact that this is real is insane

[@Dudeaids78]

Bro how do you have 6 million subscribers

[@yapantheempireOSC]

@KevYesZackNono and never

[@popsiclol5001]

Hi

[@stevee3]

​@@Dudeaids78 botted subs

[@RamDragon32]

They've been doin it since the 90's. They just have bluetooth now.

[@brendenyandell4721]

That actually sounds awesome I really hope cybernetics actually take off

[@VygoOG]

"sir i just wanted a new pc"

[@lilxxblueskies]

NAH GIRL WE GETTING... UH NEUROLINK SMH

[@Hashas-p5y]

How do you have 2m subs with no VIDIO

[@fynkozari9271]

Why not just do it like iron man helmet. No need for implant. I thought that tech was real deal.

[@SliverbladeXGaming]

She bought the channel​@@Hashas-p5y

[@Sammy38]

​@@fynkozari9271That's not how it works LMAOO

[@dasyt8972]

2024: cop chases the suspect 2050:cop deactivates neurolink

[@HorusHerotic]

He gets it

[@mediumgentium]

if 2050 for you is just neuralink

[@Sylvershade]

Funny because that's actually the end goal.

[@polochris9255]

Mannnnnnn

[@mr.fatcat5072]

as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam

[@estebanv5612]

"The design is very human" *Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*

[@coolkid006]

just wait it gets better it isn't EMP proof.

[@Stinky-jo9uq]

sup@@coolkid006

[@nunokoan]

​@@coolkid006oof

[@BEASDY]

@@coolkid006wonder what will happen

[@lachooo4883]

Corny

[@fohhee]

Me: Neuralink, start my car Neuralink: What car?

[@kylejantjiesauthor]

"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head" No thank you

[@aldaurum1678]

literally

[@bittenbone2382]

how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain

[@nado7580]

@@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place

[@s0bad]

Neural link starts No thankyou

[@TheRobloxian754]

Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔

[@cubexgirl1218]

Brain: "I should throw that baby into the river.". Neurolink: _”Say no more.”_

[@DivergentMeat]

"1.3k likes and no replies? Let me fix that" ahh moment

[@cubexgirl1218]

@@DivergentMeat fr

[@willreignezekiel5878]

@@DivergentMeat fr

[@JACK_JEANS_Roblox]

NO WAY IT HAS 1.8K LIKES BUT 4 REPLIES HUH?

[@CarrotGuineapig]

Me: peacefully living Neuralink:your free trial is over

[@Chase.Gaming.05]

💀

[@milkgotzgames]

This is basically black mirror it's sad when the guy who made the show stopped cause people was getting inspired to continue their research after the ideas smh

[@komigensteven]

@@milkgotzgamesIsnt it just that angel episode that is like this? Or is every episode about implants

[@S3rkist]

Horror movie shit

[@PLOVnt]

_💀_

[@EdwardHsingLab]

China, Russia and North Korea: wow so cool!

[@Water2055]

Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀

[@MohdNail]

NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING

[@Blighs]

Arabic airlines mode 😏😏😏😏

[@megadark8790]

LMAOOOO

[@brennen3451]

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

[@cosmo8412]

"wanna play dominos with nyc buildings?"

[@WaterLuffy56]

When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.

[@PoopNose-kl8kc]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@prathamshenoy9840]

and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon

[@omega-levelnightmares3763]

@@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.

[@LemanassFirsclick]

Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️

[@AyaanDB.Editor]

Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives

[@vikasshukla7086]

Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀

[@arukadofahrenheit]

History's first netrunner 😂

[@dinglebob]

it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it

[@deathtoming2201]

@@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?

[@luvhaley7472]

shut up

[@osowiecwalking9434]

@@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain

[@Son_Goku_9001]

All fun and games until you get an intrusive thought

[@2213-YT]

“Drilling a hole in your head” Damn I can feel that 💀

[@2213-YT]

@IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.

[@riellaperson]

​@@2213-YT i agree w/ u

[@riellaperson]

​@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀

[@Totallynottrusted]

Bro, ​@IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined KZbin 11 hours ago 😂

[@Point...0110]

​@@Totallynottrusted blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻

[@Mael_Str0M]

“Good soldiers follow orders.”

[@TheSingaporeanSellers]

Elon musk: Execute order 66

[@derekmaullo2865]

​@@TheSingaporeanSellersCringe meme from Star wars. Try something better

[@TheSingaporeanSellers]

@@derekmaullo2865 my life my rules my style my attitude idc if u hate me or love me

[@AndrewBricks291]

@@TheSingaporeanSellersI love Star Wars references

[@KingStr0ng]

​@@derekmaullo2865Cope amd seethe. Cry, even. Most importantly, go outside.

[@Wosa_]

”can we still meet at 7pm?” ”nah my neuralink is updating”

[@meshot8094]

Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates

[@AfzalGital]

@@meshot8094there’s always an update

[@Molaninn]

@@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.

[@Russell-vq6ux]

​@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot

[@bby256]

Cant you still walk while updates😂

[@wexzo24]

Future : Don't Hack Computer , Hack The Man😂

[@dizco7934]

My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha" Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"

[@LoneGuyOnTheStreet]

😂😂😂

[@avengeranubis]

💀💀💀

[@S-CB-SL-Animations]

🤣🤣🤣

[@2013elemanta]

"Wait, Wha"

[@LoneGuyOnTheStreet]

@@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English

[@wechio]

Running from a killer :gets an ad 💀

[@iamastupidwall]

Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior

[@BrandyEvansVIsBackAgain]

​@@iamastupidwalldouble triple whopper

[@moviesoniclee]

@@BrandyEvansVIsBackAgain*flame grill taste with perfect topper*

[@cbanl19]

O O O O’Rileeeey’s…Autoparts!

[@wechio]

​@@cbanl19bro messed it up but lol

[@kpl1221]

**3 AM, snoozin** Wanna break from the ads? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper

[@DjVillanueva8791]

Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it

[@thunderhog45]

😂

[@danielstrakos804]

best comment

[@SiriasisOFFICIAL]

Golden comment 😂

[@nijah_r]

LMFAOOOOO

[@New_atheist]

If you don’t buy premium the ads are gonna be pain in the ass 😂😂

[@fadilahdanish5379]

Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀

[@shrekkek9396]

How often your keyboard gets hacked?

[@joseocasio3740]

Me with a homemade emp

[@Russell-vq6ux]

Netrunners bouta cook him

[@RTFS]

Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device

[@n.m.h_edits]

It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain

[@MakiMOMMYYY]

“So how’d you die?” “🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”

[@catmatism]

Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂

[@TeeB-fc4ot]

Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀

[@mistylover7398]

​@@catmatism good

[@murenefelix4853]

By been stupid of stupidity

[@Parallax177]

"Imagine if I swerve a little to the left" *Fcking dies*

[@ekkehard8]

No, but after surgery I will poke there.

[@IJustAnimateThatsTheJist]

Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day

[@Joseph_Stalin_Real]

Now bro can watch an ad to respawn irl

[@m.a.d.vortex3]

My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash” Car: *Swerves into traffic*

[@kufarimahdi9636]

😮😮😮😮😮

[@amonbrown2135]

Uh, hell no.

[@VictorchisalaKantengwe]

It's a lie

[@camerondixon1071]

Lol

[@phillipsantillanes7749]

😂😂😂

[@artisticfilzah]

*old lady crossing road* "Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.." Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*

[@samuelheller3042]

I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way

[@stoneydaulton3566]

"why'd you commit 12 homicides" "Someone hacked my brain chip"

[@tiredofallthiscrap]

Legalize territorial genocides

[@Plushy645]

Now they control you

[@ProtoAlpha]

That's exactly what Ghost in the Shell is.

[@fakhrianirsali6380]

Imagine dreaming about Ancient Egyptian Algebra and then getting into an underwear commercial in the same dream.

[@ProtoAlpha]

What type of underwear commercial? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@shinx123]

We gettin our minds hacked with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@themaskedman6928]

lol bruh fr

[@LieMac]

Not How it works 🤓👆

[@tysonkestner03]

@@LieMactrue, sucks that this tech will likely take tears to be trusted simply due to a lack of understanding.

[@shinx123]

@@LieMac bro I know that it's just supposed to joke 💀

[@12hrprod]

Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree** Brain: “It’s a go”

[@systemprogramstartup]

I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts

[@PC_DUDEorsmth]

@@systemprogramstartupfr

[@EnderJack17]

​@@systemprogramstartup its annoying

[@Aged_Onions]

​@@systemprogramstartuppretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive

[@HelsenbergFan]

everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS

[@lamuzzo5120]

imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear

[@OlgaG18]

NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀

[@elbabaganush5017]

*free bird starts playing*

[@flyingstonemon3564]

__Kerosene intro playing ominously__

[@Itz_ElectroLite]

​@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀

[@xkxkxkxer]

People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem

[@Spaghettigoob]

Pov you fall asleep first in the sleepover:

[@Six_iffinder]

POV you get neuralink and start to hear “this brain implant was sponsored by raid shadow legends”

[@Shiny_444]

Not raid shadow legends 😭

[@DownSouthSouiljaaa]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bethanyalvarado5893]

NOT RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@artjoseph02]

At the least it isn't Rise of Kingdoms, imagine hearing "I've got 15 million power..."

[@Six_iffinder]

@@artjoseph02 for every 10 million power in rise of kingdoms, you get +1 IQ point

[@Stealthy135]

Imagine you have bad OCD and get intrusive thoughts uncontrollably all the time and just crash your electric car.

[@keegans.969]

If this was forced onto me, it'd be a fate worse than death tbh

[@anonangel1938]

I think it’s supposed to help with that, might be wrong but I heard it’s supposed to help w mental problems; maybe if it has some sort of programming to do that since it can read your thought…idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Mr_C.Bacteria]

I do and it terrifies me to be honest. Unless there's a way they can control the compulsions? Still I think I'll keep my annoying disorder than get a hole in the head for a possible fix cos my compulsions don't interfere with my life that bad really

[@FireHawk9463]

Intrusive thoughts boutta be more dangerous than* ever💀

[@nosredep7873]

than*

[@FireHawk9463]

@@nosredep7873 actually it would be “than*☝️🤓”

[@nosredep7873]

@@FireHawk9463 Willful ignorance can't be helped, stay a dumbass lmao.

[@Frilabird]

​@@nosredep7873 thank you for correcting

[@RadianRhythmicReels]

@@nosredep7873thank you so much I thought it said then

[@jellypaws9560]

"Hey Bob, you just got that neuralink yesterday. What was the first thing you did?" Bob: Put my alarm on snooze without reaching out the bed.

[@CaydenWendell]

The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party

[@timetellnolies9425]

Facts

[@RynFang]

Intrusive thoughts finna get wild

[@flamingblood8447]

I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)

[@zachsands8869]

"What if my brakes just stopped working?"

[@RynFang]

@@zachsands8869 Imagine they work again💀

[@CorpigPlays]

😂

[@enderslime2090]

It’s gonna be more wild when robots are available to everyone

[@galaxielTheGreat]

Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀

[@GilbertGGreal]

Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there, Then it just starts playing PH

[@Onefunworld]

That's gonna be so bad💀😭

[@_fiddleton_]

@@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️

[@Squishistottallycool]

It’s all fun and games until those intrusive thoughts start kicking in

[@munch1385]

Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀

[@richieC1999]

Ong

[@blizzunt420e]

Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model

[@plomo9]

Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”

[@tea-man1386]

Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT

[@cccosmo112]

they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...

[@bobbyewing311]

I swear there's like 100 movies that were made in the 1980s that warned us about stuff like this.

[@IAmjokerAdversaryUponPeople]

Good point just like the Simpson

[@crispy9542]

@@IAmjokerAdversaryUponPeople only one

[@doubledgaming4032]

ohnny Mnemonic R 1995 ‧ Action/Sci-fi ‧ 1h 36m

[@Spilkes1]

Read the bible, its 1000s of years old

[@enumaelish9193]

​@@Spilkes1The Bible has warnings about not implanting technology into your brain?

[@winterbloxyz]

Imagine sleeping at 3am and you randomly get a ad 💀💀

[@spiral-tm9uc]

one minute ago is crazy 💀

[@Hudsongray123]

@@spiral-tm9ucno one asking is crazy

[@winterbloxyz]

​@@spiral-tm9uc51 seconds ago

[@swagger_rushed]

@@Hudsongray123dawg

[@Wijejej]

Would you like to play Gacha life with me

[@WADDLEMELON18]

*driving car* “Hm…I wonder if I can-“ *car shoots pickle in seat*

[@SkuttleCS]

“Wanna break from the ads?” 💀💀

[@DefinitelynotKenji]

-kawks a .45-

[@AxFmNsjB]

Hacker 🤑

[@Federal_bureau_of_investigate]

-joe mama-

[@Federal_bureau_of_investigate]

_lol_

[@flameonhood]

im pretty sure its confirmed that theres ads

[@xv2866]

The homies turning into scientists when you fall asleep first:

[@Taylor4ever-mn9yt]

New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win

[@sabanplaysNG]

😂

[@Looking_Rodo]

Intrusive thoughts just got a lot more power.

[@lancegabrieldunuan4220]

Everyone gangsta until someone starts to leak your thoughts 💀

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

Me is dead

[@Dannymart_88445]

I'm getting the electric chair 💀

[@PParsa]

They're gonna bring back burning at stake specially for me I have some sick thoughts I'm talking Dr disrespect level

[@CrowndStarGaming]

​@@PParsa same 😂💀💀💀

[@Joe-mamaheheheh]

​Mine is so worse I hope no one leaks about it ​@@PParsa

[@TheLimmies]

POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover

[@lestinkythingy]

😂

[@Akko1]

Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@sirrudy1233]

Lol 😂

[@Black_sukuna]

That's messed up

[@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers]

Bro, it's just a prank!

[@NAWALzm]

“He’s asleep” “Prank him John” 💀💀💀

[@tobeymaguire647]

you already know

[@kingofjune]

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

[@iexistinthisworld]

​@@kingofjune*joins in*

[@xx_w0lf_g0d_xx57]

It's all fun and games until that one hacker starts streaming *those* hypnosis videos into your brain

[@batipapo]

Works as well as a Tesla autopilot 🧐🤣

[@mimichy-pyre385]

Thats...not as bad of an idea as you think it is

[@bobbybobby325]

damn. if only I knew any hackers

[@Saffie15]

😂

[@SWE70]

They can’t dummy

[@myntishere]

Imagine getting your neuralink hacked

[@arifgdg]

neuralink itself is a hacker for your brain

[@D3Sant0]

Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao

[@mirarman]

Someone has already done that

[@Justsomethingsyearsago]

​@@D3Sant0bruh OP said imagine getting your neuralink hacked, didn't say anything about hacking your brain

[@Benchmarks1]

Just hack back with brain 😏

[@KingZen14]

Everybody gangsta till your Neuralink gets hacked and plays "Frying Pan Asmr"

[@Zhuine_dontmindme]

💀💀💀💀

[@TheEternalKage]

LITERALLY😭😭

[@blessingskishindo1216]

Bruh 😂😂😂

[@AnnaByrne-A2J4ever]

BAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣

[@NFL_4EVER]

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down

[@ichmagkatzen7111]

"Execute order 66"💀💀💀

[@checkoy-grandcross8608]

Waking up at 2 am and just hearing “want a break from the ads?”

[@blessonkurian8137]

LMAFAOO😂😂😂

[@memylaptopandblitz7338]

this comment needs more likes that's genius😂😂😂

[@Tommy_Vercetti12]

imagine you're driving and suddenly have intrusive thoughts to drive over a crowd,so you did 💀💀💀💀

[@mistylover7398]

Good

[@badgamer2537]

The biggest issue: you won’t be able to do that, and that’s great…but you probably won’t be able to do many other things as if it somehow gets controlled…you become a literal servant. How are people even into this wtf? I’m glad technology has advanced to sci-fi levels…but I’m worried as to what this might bring…Ai, neuralink…it’s just too much, too recent and too soon. There needs to be regulations and safety procedures. A whole re structure, perhaps, of every legal systems…and a peaceful one, which…I don’t really know is going to happen.

[@Tommy_Vercetti12]

@@badgamer2537 yapper of yappity yappington,you ruined the joke

[@RichyFlinty]

​@@badgamer2537Agreed.

[@mirage_artz553]

@@badgamer2537that be a great alternative for the real psychos tho

[@carlislejoaquinsantiago1241]

Brain: "I want to have a mansion" Neuralink: "Thanks for purchasing! your total is $50,156,420!"

[@Unknown47644]

Oh hell 😂

[@MP-vc4nu]

You forgot taxes and fees, it’s at least 2X of that

[@carlislejoaquinsantiago1241]

​@@MP-vc4nuConsider it included then 😅

[@AlexanderVonish]

⁠@@MP-vc4nuCalifornia Taxing and Prices applied, your new total is now 253,949,142$

[@CarrotCarcus]

*hears the whopper song* “NOT AGAI-“

[@mrrainbrow423]

"Sorry bro, my brain gotta update."

[@AkenoRage]

Lmao

[@dangourousACK]

Underrated

[@MestizoKarf]

666 likes.

[@theknownjames3025]

Intrusive thoughts finna go crazy with this one.🔥🔥

[@cheeseman2070]

boop

[@Dexuz]

boob

[@caleighardoin2552]

Imagine you're driving a car, and you just think to yourself, "what if I like hit that person?"

[@Dexuz]

"Kick the puppy"

[@TheReeelBradPitt]

So many people going to jail until they realize it’s happening to like 9/10 people

[@filmed_byelli]

“Oh no I need to run! It’s a fire!” *Brain: “Want a break from the ads?”*

[@Captianpluto]

YOO😭😭

[@FranciscoMartinez-lq8oq]

Gotta pay the premium to jog and premium+ to run

[@AAngelDustgaymer]

"With neouralink premium you will-"

[@friendfry2223]

Just wait for the intrusive thoughts💀

[@ManHumanDude]

"How did you die?" "Well, my intrusive thoughts won."

[@SexMan4]

lol

[@outcome2715]

Nah fr , “hmm what if I just rear ended the living shyt out of this car” 🤣😅

[@Reapicheep]

Ah yes sword fighting a tank I died in stile

[@Ununrockium]

My intrusive thoughts gonna start an entire world war 💀

[@TSS_GHOSTXD1]

"how did you die??? "My parents saw my brain history. Edit: how did this get so much likes

[@DarkMusic110]

🪑

[@mysteriousformal]

😭😭😭😭

[@Woodle_Company]

Wait its not 100% private? Time to delete

[@eshankarandana4249]

😂

[@deruured-ng9ed]

IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE

[@X5ive04]

When the intrusive thoughts kick in

[@riduck]

Brain: (has a stroke) Neurolink: execute order 66

[@shineyjustin]

Oof 66 likes

[@Lemdondade]

Intrusive thought: I want to jump off this 100 story building Neurolink: 👍

[@hassankhalid7122]

😂

[@wahyutriwibowo1803]

l'appel du vide - “the call of the void” suddenly not a missed call.

[@ThinkpulseNetwork]

Nuerolink action when they see this comment

[@shtty_jordzz]

"I could win a fight with everyone in this room" Neuralink:bet

[@JaypK213]

That one Church scene in Kingsman xD

[@Stupidfcknginger]

That would be op as shit

[@Reapicheep]

You have a knife I have a sword I guess you should be careful what you think

[@D3FKON]

Imagine if it was like the one episode of South Park where it read the users thoughts out loud 😂

[@NomchipomPlays]

Hackers with a rickroll: Imma gonna end this mans whole career

[@infectingbugs496]

That’s not gonna happen lil bro

[@twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826]

cyberpunk quickhacks

[@artistanthony1007]

Not if the Implant has good security, made with things like biological security or isn't linked to a network, hacking is much harder if not connected to a network and something with bio based security.

[@artistanthony1007]

​@slyisdaname The individuals like V have security built in and Self ICE is a Cyberware to enhance that.

[@twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826]

@@artistanthony1007 just let me dream

[@iBridgee]

“Drilling a hole in your head” I felt that 💀

[@MarcYanruw]

But imagine playing video games without controllers tho

[@vishwav4255]

What if it was hacked

[@MarcYanruw]

@@vishwav4255 I don't think you can. It's basically a bandwidth

[@markymarquez-xx8vo]

Same

[@Elpearr]

No you didn’t ❤️❤️

[@dcdares]

"How did you die?" "An ad came on while I was in the car about my comment blowing up"

[@EpicPaperMan]

Doctor: 🤦🤦🤦 Family: 😭😭😭 Elon musk: 📉📉📉💸💸💸

[@Xx_Misahx_X3]

May that model fly high🕊️

[@arvt_]

erm actually it just transmits electrical signals from your brain and doesn't actually have an input 🤓 ☝️

[@dcdares]

@@arvt_ r/wooosh

[@Xx_Misahx_X3]

@@arvt_ I don't get it-😬

[@Noah-f7r2i]

"How did you die?" "i got hacked" "ah, getting hacked by a machete hurts" "well..."

[@Ww1whiz1914]

*me then trying to explain to the 100 year old explorer who got betrayed by his friend after they ran out of food how a robot can cut you open and put a chip in your brain*

[@Tooneric5252]

@Nochannel12453 ZERO-what?

[@SasukeUchiha-in8ce]

"so why are you in the hospital?" "My brain got hacked" 💀

[@drudravndey3763]

Thats a possibility

[@bryllegomez-wf6fh]

My brain starts lagging

[@dreadaby]

​@drudravndey3763 no it ain't its brain to chip not chip to brain you can only connect the thought of actions to tech not download anything to the brain so your not gonna get hacked its like trying to hack a remote YOU CANT HACK A REMOTE but it still works to the tv I'm basically trying to say it's a one way link it will never control your brain nor connect to it like that it would be stupid the worst that can happen is that you'll be disabled which did happen but nothing more then death and that

[@Tooneric5252]

@@bryllegomez-wf6fh ZERO-ZERO

[@jso8246]

I don’t think the world would be ready to see my intrusive thoughts manifested…

[@Wijejej]

Would you like to help me get Zach cancelled

[@Kissakitaketoritaketori]

​@IHateZachDfilmsNO

[@nijmegenares]

Hahahahahahahahaha 👌😂

[@BENSUS24-oz1rt]

​@IHateZachDfilms get out of here if you wanna not learn so badly just don't 🤓

[@cats.areadorable]

In head: what if I just do a hard right In real life: NONONO-NO WAI-WA-W-AIT WAIT

[@allwinmoirangthem3353]

dude implants neurolink just to start a car

[@Timeboy8223]

Everybody gangsta until the government starts monitoring everyone's thoughts

[@jacksonrelaxin3425]

They already do.

[@ethansanchez6267]

​@@jacksonrelaxin3425average conspiracy theorist

[@seththesheriff1275]

1984

[@Seobjevo]

They already know what you think. They wanna know HOW you think

[@moonchildeverlasting9904]

or russian kids terminate 1m American neurolinks.. because they was bored 😴

[@FUTbomb_Shorts]

"bro why am I lagging" 💀