How not to dock, yacht fail !

[@billywhizz6483]

Can we have a minute's silence in memory of the gearbox

[@MrBoris975]

lol

[@randalljames1]

"Finesse" the art of jamming throttles back and fort hard enough to make belts squeal...

[@CIARUNSITE]

I always wondered how people make it into those tightly packed marinas without hitting anything. I guess the answer is they don't.

[@MrBoris975]

its usual problem

[@windowsvistasuxalot]

Still holds the record for most fenders out to this day.

[@MrBoris975]

lol, check the other video on mine channel, this summer, another , that harbour is funny place....

[@CheersWarren]

I thought despite his heavy throttle hand he was getting it done until I realizes he was just going down wind out of control until he hit the dock and ripped the fender off. Surprisingly it did not look like a rental with the emergency outboats on the back that somehow he did not crunch! This is a good case where a single throttle and gear shift is not a good idea. Had he just left it in idle and used the shift lever he would have had so much better and safer control. Oh well...... Thanks for posting.

[@MrBoris975]

good remark, thank you

[@craigerking9790]

How could he steer a single engine boat with just using the shift lever lmao its legit impossible, you need twins

[@CheersWarren]

Keys Customs,.... well actual it's not that hard and a lot of boats have only one engine. The trick as I said is not to be heavy handed with the throttle.( you wouldn't do that in a car why would you in a boat?). It's important assuming it has a rudder and not an outdrive that steers to keep steerage over the rudder buy keeping it in gear , idle is all you need . This will allow the boat to turn without moving forward much. But not many videos out there for single engine boat with rudders to show how it's done. Cheers Warren.

[@fjb4932]

Where does the phrase "A bull in a china shop" come from ? ...

[@MrBoris975]

@@fjb4932 or elephant in china shop, lol, we say

[@benjaminward5295]

Neutral is your friend. This guy is trying to drive his boat like a car.

[@kadeloftisss4313]

Fr

[@kadeloftisss4313]

Makes me wonder how dis guy got his captains license

[@spaggtrait1608]

@@kadeloftisss4313 Anyone can jump in one of these and drive it. You don't need a license.

[@alangillett7191]

Throttle up until the belt squeaks! So that’s how to walk the boat!! Thanks coach!!!

[@jimquantic]

Part of it, is that (at least in my area) they do not have a "driver's license) for boats. You have the money to buy or rent, you can then drive, and that is wrong. If you really get down to it, it IS the problem. Putting that aside, us boaters need to practice, out in the open until we are really good, but we don't do that. Practice in all kinds of circumstances, wind of the port, off the starboard, off the stern, off the bow, currents from different directions. Go slow--but know when even THAT, is not the answer. And what happens when the engine stalls? Where do you place your crew on the boat when/if the engine stalls--or any other problem. WHAT should they have in their hands? The list goes on, it is as they say "pretty simple--when you know how". And if you don't how, NOW is not the time to start learning. My two cents.

[@MrBoris975]

i think here been some malfunction with the boat...

[@jimquantic]

@@MrBoris975 And that is a key concern with docking boats can have the engine die--all the time, and as Murphy knows, it sure happens at the worst time. One more thing for the checklist, "don't maneuver in close quarters without your boat in full, reliable condition?

[@MrBoris975]

@@jimquantic i agree...

[@BobABooey.]

Word has it that to the day, he's still trying to park that thing.

[@AdamMT1618]

Everyone starts off as a noob and takes the walk of shame atleast once.

[@frankmayer1565]

That's how I always approach this challenge. What's the problem? Just don't be timid, throttles down, full speed ahead!

[@Tonythemann5150]

Calling this boat a yacht would be like calling a Ford Pinto a racecar.

[@MrBoris975]

lol yep

[@larrymorgan2635]

If it has fresh water, a way to cook food, and a source of power (basically self sustained living conditions), then it's a yacht.

[@dejapollo]

Obviously u dont own or know anything about boats.

[@MrBoris975]

in croatia we say for this its a yacht, usualy

[@MrFlo_]

yacht is just the same exept the name. a super yacht is diffrent.

[@robertconway3519]

he bounced off everything except his fenders lol. Always a warning sign...

[@MrBoris975]

lol, what to say, it went good actually didnt crash all around

[@abyssalreclass]

I feel sorry for the transmission. That can't be easy on the gears.

[@MrBoris975]

he probably broke it, till the end of summer..:(..

[@peterebel7899]

He should have ordered more horsepower first.

[@i1bike]

That is why you should never rent a boat without local skipper

[@jefftucker4422]

He's not using near enough throttle!

[@angelopetretti5148]

To gledam svaki dan, u živo na molu, užas!!!

[@WalwRafii]

Blago ti se, tebi nikad nije dosadno lol

[@clementgoetke2385]

anyone with a small boat like that with two davits with a rib and an outboard hanging off the back like that should be considered dangerous

[@47Banjoman]

You can tell by the number of fenders he has overboard that this isn't his first time hitting other boats, docks, concrete, you name it.

[@MrBoris975]

hahaha, didnt think on that but true...:)

[@zummom]

don't help. just stand there like a dope and record.

[@nalabees]

how about his "first mate"?

[@MrBoris975]

@Matt yes, how ..:)

[@Dake-gw6it]

He was never gonna make it anyways

[@MrBoris975]

@@Dake-gw6it he make it anyway, something been wrong with gear how i heard....

[@dobsin546]

he does not know how to navigate a boat...not about speed its about control...

[@kolsen6330]

Looks like a fellow I know. His qualification to operate a boat is having lots of money. He believes in "terrain assisted docking". Now has a 50 foot floating condo. I cant call it a boat. The thought of him out on Puget Sound has me running for a high mountain lake.

[@stranobikes]

This is what it looks like when Skippy is operating the throttle.

[@matthewmanges7773]

Hey at least he had fenders out every 3 feet. He knew he was aquatically challenged...

[@MrBoris975]

hahaha

[@DecayOfTheMind]

Rip this mans transmission

[@2006canna]

Captain Bratwurst from Dresden💪🏻

[@legolasok3321]

Flat bottom boats drift easy and fast, so it's not allways easy to get current fast over the rudder. Two Engine hole different or som bowthuster..

[@danmorris6387]

That's not a flat bottom boat though.

[@michaelcrawford3831]

My favorite boat name ever was "Sailbad the Sinner". Maybe this guy is a relative.

[@fins59]

What a plonker, I feel sorry for his boat, his car and his acquaintances.

[@tonyc4776]

This song should be listened to while watching the video. The Hues : So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby

[@paulsmith8212]

Tony C don’t rock the boat baby, don’t tip the boat over !

[@mikkeya3808]

Storm in a teacup fled the crime scene 😂😂😂

[@satured]

But, above all, i really don't understood where he wanted to go! :D

[@MrBoris975]

me neither, i guess he was trying to dock, at the end he crashed little in the dock with sterm, and stoped, mine phone didnt have enough memory to film the weary end..

[@alanlegg9972]

Neither did he

[@alanlegg9972]

Trying to drive a boat like a car

[@jimwortham8634]

I have no idea why I clicked

[@MrBoris975]

lol,hahaha

[@srcastic8764]

When you don’t know how to use your engine to control your boat.

[@Eric_In_SF]

I think the boat was blocking the view of the yacht.

[@MrBoris975]

lol

[@dodge33445]

Half the people make major mistakes like this because they are trying to look all cool for the people watching them. Dont worry about the people watching, Just do your thing.

[@MrBoris975]

yep, this one lose himself...

[@artnickel1664]

This guy drives like a US Naval Officer I once knew!

[@leebarrett9581]

I think he was showing off at first, then that camouflage rock had other ideas

[@MrBoris975]

he didnt know, how to steer...lol

[@tonkingulfyachtclub8111]

I've never understood why there isn't a boat "driving license." They will sell the biggest and fastest boat to the stupidest person with zero experience, no knowledge of maritime rules or law and then he is turned loose to raise hell. I just don't get it.

[@MrBoris975]

thing is , in Croatia you get a driving licence, you need to toke exames, but that licence is for boat to 35 brutto tons,and 14 meters long, sou you can actually drive this type of boat,ride away. This guy is not croatian, so i dont know about his licence where and how he get it.

[@shawncox6719]

In the amended words of Christopher Walken, "I got a fevah, and the only cure, is more throttle".

[@mikeking7038]

id say an outgoing tide was going on. Happens to the best of us. Especially ones without knowledge of currents

[@zvonimir2096]

This one doesn't know a shit

[@skunkjobb]

I see no sign of any more current than what the boat creates itself.

[@michaelashcraft8569]

You NEVER want to hear CRUNCH , on a Fiberglass Boat !!!

[@MrBoris975]

yeah, damn

[@mikestanovich1414]

Being a rental boat it may have bad engine control cables making it hard to control...

[@fukkyoutube]

was that you in that video start off with excuses damn

[@danmorris6387]

Really, next your gonna blame Trump. Lol. Proper skills and practice you can parallel park that dingy.

[@Aston_one77]

He should be banned to ever set his feet on a boat EVER AGAIN!!!!

[@shanehumberstone5262]

More proof that money is no substitute for intelligence

[@bernie9728]

This falls into the "more money than brains" category.

[@tmbruno2539]

If that’s a yacht then my Chevy Impala is a Lamborghini

[@MrBoris975]

lol, true

[@makeitpay8241]

just slam shift it from forward to reverse as often as possible, what could go wrong?

[@mattywho8485]

I thought the bow sprint was designed to harpoon a whale... not carry one!

[@jamesadams7212]

Can you say "heavy handed"? Easy on the controls, man.

[@danieloleary4370]

Where was the yacht?

[@AftermathA]

this reminds me a friend of mine named Ernesto Volpe with his fiart 25

[@4406bbldb]

I think the engine idle is stuck up high or he's clueless.

[@peejgardner]

His inexperience tells 😂

[@youtubecreator27]

the person on the bridge was suppose to help!!!

[@MrBoris975]

we yelled before to stop. dont listen he knows,lol

[@djainlawrenceville694]

What the hell did I just watch....????? Hard day of drinking obviously

[@ADVF800GS]

Lmao the belt squeal is hilarious, this guy should not be operating a boat!!!!!

[@neleabels]

Just go slow and controlled...

[@milodillio6258]

Crack and beer do mix. You just have to take the boat out of the equation. I see he has all the extra gear on board. Dingy surf board a bunch of fenders. More dollars than sense.

[@santatigerclaus]

reminds me of my super driver brotherr with his new ZTR- finally traded it for a steering wheel

[@MrBoris975]

hahaha...

[@SkypowerwithKarl]

I don’t think I could be that bad even if I was 6 times the limit.

[@MrBoris975]

hard to be worst then this..

[@marcmuller2176]

Das kennen wir alle, die einen Vollgleiter haben! Ist einfach super empfindlich bei Wind und ohne Geschwindigkeit. Ich sage nur; learning by doing! We all know that, who have a full glider! Is just super sensitive in wind and with no speed. I only say; learning by doing!

[@MrBoris975]

i agree,but how i rember didnt been so windy that day at all...

[@Jeff-kw8jj]

Never ever help a throttle jockey...you will end up with a nick name.....Three finger-insert name here-.....

[@bouyant8659]

Throwing that throttle around trying to be cool.. your actions show you a fool... Slow down a bit and take your time.. learn your boat!!

[@dobsin546]

Exactly - you cant yell at them they get worse...and if you try to help you wind up in the drink

[@brandonescoe9980]

Boy if he would have hit that bayliner he would have been hitting probably the best boat ever built( not anyone who owns a bayliner doesn't know shit about boating). Maybe he was drunk or just having a bad day. Not people like this are the ones who get people killed or hurt on the water. Some people should just stay off the water or maybe get something they can handle like a kayak or John boat

[@MrBoris975]

yeah, they are also danger for other people and boats.. what he hits you and ruin your boat and holidays.

[@flipjenl9616]

Well, there goes his deposit.

[@biotribe123]

Guy has zero knowledge...

[@gregober1708]

The issue is that he needed a few more fenders...

[@Edward-zr6fu]

Any idiot can own a boat. Doesn't mean they know what to do with it...

[@MrBoris975]

they are danger for others... i agree. I seen a guy in same port kicked in another boat , then in panic put the pedal on and his wife fall almoust under the motor 🥴

[@tonyhughes3908]

Needs to go to mrs puffs boat driving school

[@MrBoris975]

lol

[@PhilbyFavourites]

Windage! High sided, no fore foot and a helm with no throttle sensitivity whatsoever. Did I mention they didn't have a plan either. Ah well at least it makes good click bait. And in truth that wasn't really a confined space. I'll let the rest of the skippers say what should have been done...

[@phatista]

Close enough, lol. I’ve seen worse on $100,000 boats.

[@MrBoris975]

he probaby rent this one...i assume

[@ronnysterling7694]

It’s ok, I always do it like this

[@MrBoris975]

hahaha

[@zvonimir2096]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@gunnersplace]

Which dock was his?

[@MrBoris975]

im not sure, cause at the end he like crashed on first, free space there on the end... i coudnt film it, run out of memory on phone,lol

[@sterlingfordham7534]

NEED MORE BUMPERS

[@MindofMatter]

*fenders

[@ADVF800GS]

Wow 🤦‍♂️ sell your boat before you sink it

[@heals2004]

Yacht?

[@giamardeb]

Grande manovra,il comandante schettino gli fa un bocchino!

[@SnazzyZubloids]

That's what passes for a yacht these days?

[@MrBoris975]

yeah,lol, in Croatia...usualy say yacht for that kinda boat

[@wopiwopi7772]

Das tut weh. Schönen Gruß vom Getriebe. Der hat keine Ahnung was er da macht.

[@barrywirth2172]

where is the yacht

[@TheNikipa]

1:05 so much for the side bumpers

[@MrBoris975]

Обними славян what to say :)...

[@tiebear1]

he was just one side fender short ... lol

[@fedex727rj]

a couple of beers more and he would have got it.....

[@MrBoris975]

lol, maybe that, maybe some malfunction.. give me sub, i need it, lol

[@cardocube]

He's got 2 speeds, fast and faster

[@MrBoris975]

yeah,lol

[@chieftenbets2114]

it's a boat with a clown at the wheel.

[@michaelmatwijiw3045]

Aye ramming speed captain

[@MrBoris975]

😂

[@tc96z1]

I can’t watch this.

[@This-is-the-dragon]

What the F ??? why so much power??? let it trim... just a notch.. then let the wind do the work.. keep it calm.. it's not a car...

[@MrBoris975]

i agree....

[@morteparla6926]

Every time I see shit like this, I get anxiety.

[@lukasdelgado6342]

All this would have been prevented with more Buoys

[@pcar5]

That looks like something the Beverly Hillbillys would drive.

[@graham6681]

Nice! More work for us grp guys...

[@CLHLC]

Always.. Always.. Always... go full throttle..

[@MrBoris975]

yeah, lol,

[@TheMarpalm]

Hurts to watch

[@shayneevans73]

All the grear and no idea

[@jamesday7344]

Looks like the tide/current was messing with his chi....

[@thomasfletcher1971]

Apparently you don't know that a YACHT , is above 40 ft at the waterline . That's a boat .

[@Arykperry]

Wtf is this guys problem????? Didn’t he see how much better the boat was doing when he got Away from the steering wheel and throttle ?

[@timh1187]

Hahaha when in doubt throttle out.

[@paulsmith8212]

Timothy Hutton when in doubt, throttle up! Lol

[@highrevs6110]

A yacht has sails. Don’t see em!

[@Mahalo_83]

Don’t you have motor yachts in Neverland?

[@jackspeed3398]

obviously a greenhorn, too fast, no patience and not enough knowledge, but he will learn or leave it :)

[@tomdavis3038]

Jack Speed Methinks his boating career will be short

[@jackspeed3398]

@@tomdavis3038 lol !!!