"Finesse" the art of jamming throttles back and fort hard enough to make belts squeal...
@billywhizz64834 жыл бұрын
Can we have a minute's silence in memory of the gearbox
@MrBoris9753 жыл бұрын
lol
@CheersWarren5 жыл бұрын
I thought despite his heavy throttle hand he was getting it done until I realizes he was just going down wind out of control until he hit the dock and ripped the fender off. Surprisingly it did not look like a rental with the emergency outboats on the back that somehow he did not crunch! This is a good case where a single throttle and gear shift is not a good idea. Had he just left it in idle and used the shift lever he would have had so much better and safer control. Oh well...... Thanks for posting.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
good remark, thank you
@craigerking97905 жыл бұрын
How could he steer a single engine boat with just using the shift lever lmao its legit impossible, you need twins
@CheersWarren5 жыл бұрын
Keys Customs,.... well actual it's not that hard and a lot of boats have only one engine. The trick as I said is not to be heavy handed with the throttle.( you wouldn't do that in a car why would you in a boat?). It's important assuming it has a rudder and not an outdrive that steers to keep steerage over the rudder buy keeping it in gear , idle is all you need . This will allow the boat to turn without moving forward much. But not many videos out there for single engine boat with rudders to show how it's done. Cheers Warren.
@fjb49322 жыл бұрын
Where does the phrase "A bull in a china shop" come from ? ...
@MrBoris9752 жыл бұрын
@@fjb4932 or elephant in china shop, lol, we say
@CIARUNSITE4 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how people make it into those tightly packed marinas without hitting anything. I guess the answer is they don't.
@MrBoris975 Жыл бұрын
its usual problem
@windowsvistasuxalot5 жыл бұрын
Still holds the record for most fenders out to this day.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
lol, check the other video on mine channel, this summer, another , that harbour is funny place....
@benjaminward52955 жыл бұрын
Neutral is your friend. This guy is trying to drive his boat like a car.
@kadeloftisss43132 жыл бұрын
Fr
@kadeloftisss43132 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder how dis guy got his captains license
@spaggtrait16086 ай бұрын
@@kadeloftisss4313 Anyone can jump in one of these and drive it. You don't need a license.
@alangillett71914 жыл бұрын
Throttle up until the belt squeaks! So that’s how to walk the boat!! Thanks coach!!!
@frankmayer15655 жыл бұрын
That's how I always approach this challenge. What's the problem? Just don't be timid, throttles down, full speed ahead!
@BobABooey.2 жыл бұрын
Word has it that to the day, he's still trying to park that thing.
@robertconway35194 жыл бұрын
he bounced off everything except his fenders lol. Always a warning sign...
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
lol, what to say, it went good actually didnt crash all around
@AdamMT16184 жыл бұрын
Everyone starts off as a noob and takes the walk of shame atleast once.
@jimquantic4 жыл бұрын
Part of it, is that (at least in my area) they do not have a "driver's license) for boats. You have the money to buy or rent, you can then drive, and that is wrong. If you really get down to it, it IS the problem. Putting that aside, us boaters need to practice, out in the open until we are really good, but we don't do that. Practice in all kinds of circumstances, wind of the port, off the starboard, off the stern, off the bow, currents from different directions. Go slow--but know when even THAT, is not the answer. And what happens when the engine stalls? Where do you place your crew on the boat when/if the engine stalls--or any other problem. WHAT should they have in their hands? The list goes on, it is as they say "pretty simple--when you know how". And if you don't how, NOW is not the time to start learning. My two cents.
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
i think here been some malfunction with the boat...
@jimquantic4 жыл бұрын
@@MrBoris975 And that is a key concern with docking boats can have the engine die--all the time, and as Murphy knows, it sure happens at the worst time. One more thing for the checklist, "don't maneuver in close quarters without your boat in full, reliable condition?
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
@@jimquantic i agree...
@zummom5 жыл бұрын
don't help. just stand there like a dope and record.
@nalabees4 жыл бұрын
how about his "first mate"?
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
@Matt yes, how ..:)
@Dake-gw6it4 жыл бұрын
He was never gonna make it anyways
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
@@Dake-gw6it he make it anyway, something been wrong with gear how i heard....
@dobsin5464 жыл бұрын
he does not know how to navigate a boat...not about speed its about control...
@mikkeya3808Ай бұрын
Storm in a teacup fled the crime scene 😂😂😂
@Tonythemann51505 жыл бұрын
Calling this boat a yacht would be like calling a Ford Pinto a racecar.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
lol yep
@larrymorgan26355 жыл бұрын
If it has fresh water, a way to cook food, and a source of power (basically self sustained living conditions), then it's a yacht.
@dejapollo5 жыл бұрын
Obviously u dont own or know anything about boats.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
in croatia we say for this its a yacht, usualy
@MrFlo_5 жыл бұрын
yacht is just the same exept the name. a super yacht is diffrent.
@i1bike3 жыл бұрын
That is why you should never rent a boat without local skipper
@jefftucker44225 жыл бұрын
He's not using near enough throttle!
@abyssalreclass5 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the transmission. That can't be easy on the gears.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
he probably broke it, till the end of summer..:(..
@peterebel78992 жыл бұрын
He should have ordered more horsepower first.
@2006canna5 жыл бұрын
Captain Bratwurst from Dresden💪🏻
@kolsen63305 жыл бұрын
Looks like a fellow I know. His qualification to operate a boat is having lots of money. He believes in "terrain assisted docking". Now has a 50 foot floating condo. I cant call it a boat. The thought of him out on Puget Sound has me running for a high mountain lake.
@matthewmanges77735 жыл бұрын
Hey at least he had fenders out every 3 feet. He knew he was aquatically challenged...
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@angelopetretti51485 жыл бұрын
To gledam svaki dan, u živo na molu, užas!!!
@WalwRafii3 жыл бұрын
Blago ti se, tebi nikad nije dosadno lol
@stranobikes3 жыл бұрын
This is what it looks like when Skippy is operating the throttle.
@47Banjoman5 жыл бұрын
You can tell by the number of fenders he has overboard that this isn't his first time hitting other boats, docks, concrete, you name it.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
hahaha, didnt think on that but true...:)
@MaxRichards15 жыл бұрын
Rip this mans transmission
@tonyc47765 жыл бұрын
This song should be listened to while watching the video. The Hues : So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
@paulsmith82125 жыл бұрын
Tony C don’t rock the boat baby, don’t tip the boat over !
@fins595 жыл бұрын
What a plonker, I feel sorry for his boat, his car and his acquaintances.
@clementgoetke2385 Жыл бұрын
anyone with a small boat like that with two davits with a rib and an outboard hanging off the back like that should be considered dangerous
@artnickel16645 жыл бұрын
This guy drives like a US Naval Officer I once knew!
@shawncox67195 жыл бұрын
In the amended words of Christopher Walken, "I got a fevah, and the only cure, is more throttle".
@michaelcrawford38315 жыл бұрын
My favorite boat name ever was "Sailbad the Sinner". Maybe this guy is a relative.
@michaelashcraft85692 жыл бұрын
You NEVER want to hear CRUNCH , on a Fiberglass Boat !!!
@MrBoris9752 жыл бұрын
yeah, damn
@peejgardner2 жыл бұрын
His inexperience tells 😂
@srcastic8764 Жыл бұрын
When you don’t know how to use your engine to control your boat.
@leebarrett95814 жыл бұрын
I think he was showing off at first, then that camouflage rock had other ideas
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
he didnt know, how to steer...lol
@satured5 жыл бұрын
But, above all, i really don't understood where he wanted to go! :D
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
me neither, i guess he was trying to dock, at the end he crashed little in the dock with sterm, and stoped, mine phone didnt have enough memory to film the weary end..
@alanlegg99723 жыл бұрын
Neither did he
@legolasok33215 жыл бұрын
Flat bottom boats drift easy and fast, so it's not allways easy to get current fast over the rudder. Two Engine hole different or som bowthuster..
@danmorris63875 жыл бұрын
That's not a flat bottom boat though.
@Jeff-kw8jj5 жыл бұрын
Never ever help a throttle jockey...you will end up with a nick name.....Three finger-insert name here-.....
@bouyant86595 жыл бұрын
Throwing that throttle around trying to be cool.. your actions show you a fool... Slow down a bit and take your time.. learn your boat!!
@dobsin5464 жыл бұрын
Exactly - you cant yell at them they get worse...and if you try to help you wind up in the drink
@tonkingulfyachtclub81115 жыл бұрын
I've never understood why there isn't a boat "driving license." They will sell the biggest and fastest boat to the stupidest person with zero experience, no knowledge of maritime rules or law and then he is turned loose to raise hell. I just don't get it.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
thing is , in Croatia you get a driving licence, you need to toke exames, but that licence is for boat to 35 brutto tons,and 14 meters long, sou you can actually drive this type of boat,ride away. This guy is not croatian, so i dont know about his licence where and how he get it.
@marcmuller21765 жыл бұрын
Das kennen wir alle, die einen Vollgleiter haben! Ist einfach super empfindlich bei Wind und ohne Geschwindigkeit. Ich sage nur; learning by doing! We all know that, who have a full glider! Is just super sensitive in wind and with no speed. I only say; learning by doing!
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
i agree,but how i rember didnt been so windy that day at all...
@mikeking70385 жыл бұрын
id say an outgoing tide was going on. Happens to the best of us. Especially ones without knowledge of currents
@zvonimir20964 жыл бұрын
This one doesn't know a shit
@skunkjobb4 жыл бұрын
I see no sign of any more current than what the boat creates itself.
@dodge334455 жыл бұрын
Half the people make major mistakes like this because they are trying to look all cool for the people watching them. Dont worry about the people watching, Just do your thing.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
yep, this one lose himself...
@ADVF800GS3 жыл бұрын
Lmao the belt squeal is hilarious, this guy should not be operating a boat!!!!!
@bernie97284 жыл бұрын
This falls into the "more money than brains" category.
@biotribe1235 жыл бұрын
Guy has zero knowledge...
@pcar55 жыл бұрын
That looks like something the Beverly Hillbillys would drive.
@Eric_In_SF3 жыл бұрын
I think the boat was blocking the view of the yacht.
@MrBoris9753 жыл бұрын
lol
@flipjenl96165 жыл бұрын
Well, there goes his deposit.
@shanehumberstone52623 жыл бұрын
More proof that money is no substitute for intelligence
@mikestanovich14145 жыл бұрын
Being a rental boat it may have bad engine control cables making it hard to control...
@fukkyoutube5 жыл бұрын
was that you in that video start off with excuses damn
@danmorris63875 жыл бұрын
Really, next your gonna blame Trump. Lol. Proper skills and practice you can parallel park that dingy.
@michaelmatwijiw30452 жыл бұрын
Aye ramming speed captain
@MrBoris9752 жыл бұрын
😂
@tmbruno25395 жыл бұрын
If that’s a yacht then my Chevy Impala is a Lamborghini
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
lol, true
@djainlawrenceville694 Жыл бұрын
What the hell did I just watch....????? Hard day of drinking obviously
@PhilbyFavourites5 жыл бұрын
Windage! High sided, no fore foot and a helm with no throttle sensitivity whatsoever. Did I mention they didn't have a plan either. Ah well at least it makes good click bait. And in truth that wasn't really a confined space. I'll let the rest of the skippers say what should have been done...
@mattywho84855 жыл бұрын
I thought the bow sprint was designed to harpoon a whale... not carry one!
@alanlegg99723 жыл бұрын
Trying to drive a boat like a car
@santatigerclaus5 жыл бұрын
reminds me of my super driver brotherr with his new ZTR- finally traded it for a steering wheel
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
hahaha...
@AftermathA3 жыл бұрын
this reminds me a friend of mine named Ernesto Volpe with his fiart 25
@neleabels5 жыл бұрын
Just go slow and controlled...
@jamesadams72124 жыл бұрын
Can you say "heavy handed"? Easy on the controls, man.
@milodillio62585 жыл бұрын
Crack and beer do mix. You just have to take the boat out of the equation. I see he has all the extra gear on board. Dingy surf board a bunch of fenders. More dollars than sense.
@danieloleary43705 жыл бұрын
Where was the yacht?
@SkypowerwithKarl4 жыл бұрын
I don’t think I could be that bad even if I was 6 times the limit.
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
hard to be worst then this..
@4406bbldb3 жыл бұрын
I think the engine idle is stuck up high or he's clueless.
@Aston_one773 жыл бұрын
He should be banned to ever set his feet on a boat EVER AGAIN!!!!
@giamardeb4 жыл бұрын
Grande manovra,il comandante schettino gli fa un bocchino!
@sterlingfordham75345 жыл бұрын
NEED MORE BUMPERS
@MindofMatter3 жыл бұрын
*fenders
@jimwortham86343 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why I clicked
@MrBoris9753 жыл бұрын
lol,hahaha
@ADVF800GS5 жыл бұрын
Wow 🤦♂️ sell your boat before you sink it
@twocentproductions53265 жыл бұрын
just turn the motor off, more $$$ than brains!!
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
yep, lol
@jasonmontgomery41045 жыл бұрын
Eeh that boat is acually so cheap, a prius cost more than it
@RonMillbrae4 жыл бұрын
@@jasonmontgomery4104 very incorrect that boats a good 100,000 right there
@makeitpay82412 жыл бұрын
just slam shift it from forward to reverse as often as possible, what could go wrong?
@tonyhughes39085 жыл бұрын
Needs to go to mrs puffs boat driving school
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
lol
@TheNikipa5 жыл бұрын
1:05 so much for the side bumpers
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
Обними славян what to say :)...
@tiebear15 жыл бұрын
he was just one side fender short ... lol
@brandonescoe99805 жыл бұрын
Boy if he would have hit that bayliner he would have been hitting probably the best boat ever built( not anyone who owns a bayliner doesn't know shit about boating). Maybe he was drunk or just having a bad day. Not people like this are the ones who get people killed or hurt on the water. Some people should just stay off the water or maybe get something they can handle like a kayak or John boat
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
yeah, they are also danger for other people and boats.. what he hits you and ruin your boat and holidays.
@FASTU-mz3tm5 жыл бұрын
OOOOHHH YEEEAAAHHH FRENCH TWAAAATS NO PROBLEM
@ronnysterling76945 жыл бұрын
It’s ok, I always do it like this
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@zvonimir20964 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂
@wopiwopi77722 жыл бұрын
Das tut weh. Schönen Gruß vom Getriebe. Der hat keine Ahnung was er da macht.
@morteparla69265 жыл бұрын
Every time I see shit like this, I get anxiety.
@gregober17083 жыл бұрын
The issue is that he needed a few more fenders...
@youtubecreator275 жыл бұрын
the person on the bridge was suppose to help!!!
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
we yelled before to stop. dont listen he knows,lol
@sti10d875 жыл бұрын
Captain Crunch.
@santinumi52605 жыл бұрын
The great sailor
@graham66815 жыл бұрын
Nice! More work for us grp guys...
@CLHLC2 жыл бұрын
Always.. Always.. Always... go full throttle..
@MrBoris9752 жыл бұрын
yeah, lol,
@jotto13525 жыл бұрын
Haha that's a good captain
@Edward-zr6fu5 жыл бұрын
Any idiot can own a boat. Doesn't mean they know what to do with it...
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
they are danger for others... i agree. I seen a guy in same port kicked in another boat , then in panic put the pedal on and his wife fall almoust under the motor 🥴
@timh11875 жыл бұрын
Hahaha when in doubt throttle out.
@paulsmith82125 жыл бұрын
Timothy Hutton when in doubt, throttle up! Lol
@lukasdelgado63425 жыл бұрын
All this would have been prevented with more Buoys
@fedex727rj3 жыл бұрын
a couple of beers more and he would have got it.....
@MrBoris9753 жыл бұрын
lol, maybe that, maybe some malfunction.. give me sub, i need it, lol
@phatista5 жыл бұрын
Close enough, lol. I’ve seen worse on $100,000 boats.
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
he probaby rent this one...i assume
@This-is-the-dragon4 жыл бұрын
What the F ??? why so much power??? let it trim... just a notch.. then let the wind do the work.. keep it calm.. it's not a car...
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
i agree....
@gunnersplace5 жыл бұрын
Which dock was his?
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
im not sure, cause at the end he like crashed on first, free space there on the end... i coudnt film it, run out of memory on phone,lol
@allaboutyachting3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit 😳
@MrBoris9752 жыл бұрын
yeah,lol
@jamesday73443 жыл бұрын
Looks like the tide/current was messing with his chi....
@highrevs61105 жыл бұрын
A yacht has sails. Don’t see em!
@Mahalo_835 жыл бұрын
Don’t you have motor yachts in Neverland?
@maggieandjim19345 жыл бұрын
REALLY AND WHAT A JOB THIS GUY SHOULD JUST SELL IT AND BUY A CANOE
@MrBoris9755 жыл бұрын
hahaha true lol
@Xanthopteryx5 жыл бұрын
That was.... really bad. I've seen ten year old doing it 10 times better (and more!). Should be mandatory to have a driving licence for boats.
@Xanthopteryx5 жыл бұрын
Now I've been watching this a couple of more times and.... i still don't get it. What is he trying to do? And where is he trying to go? And how can he fail so miserably in that calm weather?
@craigerking97905 жыл бұрын
It is mandatory to have a boaters license.....you must not be in the US
@Xanthopteryx5 жыл бұрын
@@craigerking9790 For what i know, it's a new thing and doesn't apply all ages, and you can do the course online. In Sweden, you have to take the test at a certified tester for the first boat course and that course is two days long with a lot of practical stuff like navigation, reading charts and so on. The second course (mandatory to operate a boat that is above 12 x 4 meters) also demands a practical test on a boat to show you can maneuver it and navigate in real life.
@craigerking97905 жыл бұрын
@@Xanthopteryx I see, and that's not required in Sweden? Yes the mandatory test in the US is relatively easy compared to what you described but it does teach all the navigation rules, driving techniques, and boater safety but we should have something like your country has where the people actually have to drive a boat at some point
@Xanthopteryx5 жыл бұрын
@@craigerking9790 You often get lower price on insurance if you got it but for boats below 12 x 4 meters, it's not necessary unfortunately.
@chieftenbets21144 жыл бұрын
it's a boat with a clown at the wheel.
@cardocube5 жыл бұрын
He's got 2 speeds, fast and faster
@MrBoris9754 жыл бұрын
yeah,lol
@mk55864 жыл бұрын
😀😀😀😀 Bow, so lausig am fahren? 😁 Dead ist mit in 12 Jahren nicht passiert. Fad auch noch mit einem Z Antrieb, leichter geht es doch kaum. Ist sich ja wahrlich nur ein sehr kleines Böötschen. Würde viel üben, Gas geben kann jeder