I'm Sorry...Top Boat Ramp Fails of 2023 ! (Chit Show )

[@nickwebber-mx]

This one is going to 1M views no doubt!💪🏾👍🏾🕺🏽

[@rc-fannl7364]

It's a 666k now, lol

[@nickwebber-mx]

Quick we need a like scary number 😮

[@soflojit]

It would already have 3M if the guy didn’t talk, he’s ruining his own views cause he can’t keep his mouth shut…

[@tobyrose6906]

Dramatically spoken. Building it up. ..

[@tobyrose6906]

DO NOT APPROACH RAMP UNTIL TRAILER THERE TO LOAD BOAT.......WAIT IN QUEUE. ENGINE OFF..... .PERIOD.....NO YELLING. AND DEFINITELY COVER EM HUGE. FANNY BAGS...THERE'S FAMILIES AROUND....

[@motorstockholm]

"This is what the guy films for!" 🤣🤣 Keep up the good work!

[@Tzippi]

You beat me to it! 😂😂😂😂

[@xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105]

Come on Vi!!!

[@jonboatmorava9115]

I can only imagine how bad he took his anger out his woman that day.

[@niceview2112]

@@jonboatmorava9115 Cant blame him at all, that woman was clueless.

[@PTRRanger951]

@@niceview2112 You can blame him though. If he knew she was clueless and still let her do it., that's all on him. No one to blame but himself. His anger should all be on him.

[@Franetzky]

I am no where near captain skills, but some of these guys make me feel great about my boating skills.

[@BigWaveStudio]

You are now an official captain!

[@TravisTheSavage]

These people will make you feel like the greatest captain to ever sail the 7 seas

[@benedictcumberbatch4275]

11:30 probably be less embarrassing if he just fell in the water 😀

[@CC35469]

You'd be a goner

[@alanluscombe8a553]

Same lol. I have a 30 foot sailboat and it’s an old full keel alberg so I always worry about looking silly when I approach anything lol

[@bobbamford5207]

Mr. Chit Chow makes a HUGE! deal out of everything no matter how small. A Drama Queen to the core!

[@sumthangelse89]

With the amount of people that fall in idk how no one has been eatin by that croc

[@shane8915]

Highly unlikely. Possible. But, not likely. He or she is being fed on a regular basis. It has near zero interest in people. When some numbskull thinks that it's a good idea to put an end to it being fed. That's when you'd better not dare fall in. It'll pose such a danger to the public that it will have to be captured and relocated. Or killed.

[@frenchonion4595]

Lol this dock is crazy af 😂

[@ironheadjim1]

Every time he says " BRO " I take a drink

[@lylejohnston4125]

I know what you mean, bro.

[@normwetherbee3403]

You must be hammered by three minutes in..

[@mr.e7022]

Surprised you could still type the comment Bro.

[@Offroader451-rm5jz]

I hear you bro

[@chrisparker1267]

low IQ

[@jaxblaster84]

🤣this is what the guy films for..... RIGHT off the bat!!!

[@jefftheHawkEyeGuy]

Epic opening of hubby and wife 😂. These videos make my day. Thanks bro, keep it up

[@Tzippi]

Everybody watching, and nobody helping is typical Miami! I don’t live there anymore, but if this would’ve happened, I live the entire town would’ve come out.

[@tonysanchez9114]

Too much Bro, Bro

[@cbholst]

19.07: “ I wanna do no commentary videos…”😂 But can’t stop talking😂😂

[@Spammflavor]

Someone should tell the bro that's making the videos there is A.I. voices. I would've subscribed, but I can't stand his annoying voice. But my BROS have a new drinking game.

[@amonhaq3103]

Oh my God this guy is so dramatic just sitting at a pier Screaming 😂

[@DerekR1983]

Yea he has down syndrom

[@danlaur7973]

Stop saying bro, bro

[@marcplucinski8846]

As I recall you use the truck to launch the boat, the truck stays on the ramp?

[@marcplucinski8846]

If you didn't start running a boat when you were 13 years old don't buy a boat as An adult because you don't have a clue! Stay home watch TV play on your computer, watching these keystone cops try and operate a boat is friggen painful

[@nabilchaudhry1]

It should be Bro stop saying bro😂

[@raymondgill6632]

That's what I'm saying bro!

[@roxette1977]

Bro...

[@KLove89]

You have lost your bro card. Turn in all remaining bro's immediately

[@outlawjoseywales6159]

The mom with her bare butt in her kids face is too much!! LOL Mother of the year award!

[@jerryjeromehawkins1712]

Yup... zero class.

[@jayman4874]

You prudes need to touch grass.. There’s nothing wrong with wearing a bikini on a boat. Especially with your family…

[@randbarrett8706]

My children will never be exposed to a naked human body. They will never see their own body!

[@brianyancey4778]

Only a matter of time until that croc gets someone

[@davestevens4263]

Thats what im saying. Its just thinning the herd of stupid, weak ones

[@Elnegro..]

I dint think so, a small dog maybe, but he wouldn't eat what feeds him.

[@deanhil3978]

Go Crock!!

[@kasperolsen1816]

Looks like it's some interesting trips onboard Lady Linda II. First time man over board and second time comes in with a fire lol

[@mattbarker1748]

I wonder what happened to Lady Linda I ?!! 😂

[@marcplucinski8846]

Again just because you can afford a boat doesn't mean you should own one ,these people prove of that!

[@DennisEnglish-n9f]

My wife and I love your show! The only thing that drives us crazy, is the overuse of the word “Bro”.. Other than that, keep up the good work….

[@TC-dw6wg]

But Bruh!

[@robbieanderson649]

Dude. That was a big ass gator sitting there. 😮. My bad. Crocodile 😂😂😂

[@ZakiSalem-zh5gr]

Everyone trying to dock their boat and Fred the croc just waiting for a snack 😅

[@Dawg7227]

The guy sinking the black Silverado is probably one of the worse fails I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched hundreds of hours of these videos.

[@Doofyy11]

Almost got ran over too

[@xksn]

That's what I thought, but seriously. How was it possible for him to lose that truck like that? He didn't use the hand brake? I've never towed anything, but I guess on an uphill slope you should always use the handbrake if you're going to get out of your vehicle

[@prooutdoorsman]

crazy it was in park too. you can see the back wheels and they werent turning

[@eddierose75]

14:08-- That dude was just going to drive the boat home! 😂😂

[@polishchachafishing]

😂😂Thank you for putting this together! I needed that laugh this morning at work! 😅 looking forward to More in ‘24!

[@Kparc1212]

Okay, you convinced me, I’M NOT GETTING A BOAT!

[@alfredosantos7926]

Videos are the unwatchable do to the commentator

[@Nonamex10891]

I loved when you said “I had nothing to do with that guys” hahahah

[@kennethlyles2129]

I've been watching the Chit Show for a while now, and I have to agree that things only get WORSE at the ramps. People watching while inept boaters struggle to dock their boat. We all used to help each other! And for all the inept Whiskey Throttles out there, spend some time when all is quiet to learn how to operate your boat. Learn Steer then Gear! If you have twins, learn how to steer and drive the boat with with the engines only! Use the current and wind to your advantage when coming and going at the docks. And be nice! You never know when we will have to save each other! Alfred, keep bringing the great videos. Great job with Pastime! You just can't make this stuff up!!!

[@nellhikk8542]

When he says BRO, it’s like a dog barking. ‘’Bro Bro bro’’😮

[@leep4655]

😂😂😂

[@SharonThomas-j3x]

The boat at around 9:36 and the music in the background!😂

[@frankm4277]

Frank M>>>>Hey Alfred, outstanding video review for 2023. I remember seeing a lot of them, but happy to see the clips I missed. Thank you again...Happy Holdays and wishing you and yours the very best for 2024. Keep filming and we will keep watching. Viva Black Point Marina!

[@thomasbullen5239]

In Texas we help fellow boaters! Lol

[@JeremyGriffin-ls8zd]

Truth!

[@rustyshackleford6970]

Dude just cannot stop talking Jesus

[@_tyger_jones_]

I love these "best of" videos 😅

[@frankgogo8759]

Has Fred ever attacked?

[@WabbitHole]

😂😂😂😂😂 How much longer can our species survive?

[@teresacastro8899]

THAT WAS AN AWESOME VIDEO, MR ALFRED! I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.🤣🤣🤣(SORRY I MISSED IT THIS MORNING)

[@arlajfunk6741]

OMG OMG!!! A BABY MANATEE!!❤❤❤ THANKS ALFRED!!! I FEEL SO PRIVILEGED TO HAVE GOTTEN TO SEE THEM.

[@01Talento]

That guy guy was lucky that Fred didn’t got him for lunch 😮

[@jimmycline4778]

15:24 It’s like everyone’s so scared of Fred the croc they just fall in the water anyways! 😂

[@FloridaYachtInsuranceGuy]

If people would just watch a video on docking with 2 engines...wow.

[@BayouBassmaster_top_6]

I was just thinking how are all these clips so good and realized it’s a best of 2023 lollll

[@SIG442]

And I thought German tourists on boats were bad, these guys make the Germans look like saints! haha

[@waxhawwonder8366]

Love it...I forgot how much fun living on a lake and watching weekend boaters try to navigate.was....thanks BRO

[@johnm1619]

EXCELLENT

[@scooter313]

I've never seen so many people who should not be on the water. 😂❤ Go Fred🐊

[@joliemaui9820]

These are pretty crazy. The ones I always question are when people who are trying to tie up when there’s a current. Why do they only have a bow line. I have a bow line and a stern line. I have both lines fairly long I just throw my stern line on the dock. it’s long so I could just hurl it. If I’m a good shot I can also get it around the pole. Then you have both ends of the boat secure. It seems almost silly to be holding a boat from a line in the front and have no way of securing the back.

[@dougheclipse1717]

Lmfao that boat "Lady Linda" kept coming back more and more fucked up haha.

[@stefanhakansson7316]

Alfred,Alfred😊

[@anthonybacon7073]

This is why i don’t go to the popular boat ramps on weekends or holidays. I try and fish during the week while all the crazy people are working. Fortunately I’m retired and have a very flexible schedule. Love watching your channel. God Bless.

[@johnss449]

Chittery at it's finest 😂

[@amrak5028]

Watch where you step.

[@retirednavychief6983]

I used to live next to the "Campland on the Bay Marina" in Mission Bay, California. Thanks for bringing back some hilarious memories!

[@crustybmw]

If I was a Lawyer I would hang out here all day handing out my business card- especially divorce lawyer

[@ericneering6357]

It’s unbelievable how many people buy these big beautiful boats and they don’t know how to run them or docker it’s amazing to me. I’ve been driving in a boat since I was 12. I could bring my boat up without a rope and leave it right at the dock and load it, just amazing. Just amazing.

[@davidhorner4984]

Watching you for the first time and wow, I'm loving the content when I can see it with tears in my eyes.

[@mikeamsty]

Happy Holidays Alfred and family! Keep up the Killer content!

[@OlAbeLincoln]

dude with the boat on fire whipped that shit in the dock like it was a car lol.. good stuff

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

That first boat needs to be named Jesus Christ. Whether the owner likes it or not!

[@willpuchalsky8900]

Chit Show ...goddamit JC ...this is exactly what you film for ! 😅😅😅

[@0228mustang]

Alfred kills the internet today!

[@rickhuis3773]

At 16 my son could do a solo launch and trailer.

[@ayougo]

That launch is nuts!

[@roccosdough]

Was this the XMAS eve chit show? :)

[@NicholasLoan]

"Alright guys, Towboat U.S. is gonna go ahead and take this out that's the plan. But he didn't say that's the plan" lmao good stuff

[@josephrobertleblanc-8216]

I am watching the video of the tug boat bringing out the container ship. I could back a 53 foot trailer into your driveway. But I wouldn't have the nerve to drive a tug boat. I got my blood pumping just watching the video. Great job gentlemen.

[@markeast9221]

What's with all this Bro Bro Bro stuff over and over ?

[@craig5222]

He’s a fuckin Bro-ken record

[@JonR35]

Literally every youtuber, 1rod1fishing is the worst

[@craig5222]

@@JonR35 Cmon bro

[@grevervakten]

He’s probably Cuban. They all talk like this in FL

[@Traitorman..Proverbs26.11]

What’s your problem Sis?

[@chrissmith6028]

"This is what the guy films for!" - And thank you for the content !!

[@danshadburn7049]

Can’t you bro more you don’t use it enough

[@AlfredMontaner]

2024 we go double bro's

[@MrApplesony]

⁠how do I do this

[@TheBeautifulandTheDamned]

That croccccccc too! Excellent video

[@amrak5028]

Dave has to speak up when he is introducing the King Of Haulover. The Chattering was louder then him. One has to wonder what Rachel see's in him? Kinda reminds me of a Guru.

[@RiveraRemodelingLLC]

This is exactly why I stay up until 3am watching these videos because it’s the Chit show… 😂

[@Boatfisherz1]

This is sort of a sleezy troll channel. Guy makes money on the misfortune of others... then again... it's good to callout stupid people 🤔... I'm torn.

[@AlfredMontaner]

Yes let's let a snowflake decide

[@ItIsColdHere]

Am guessing Fred wouldn’t bother with kayakers. Too much work when all he has to do is eat the fish people toss him from the dock. 😂

[@MikeSr1776]

I know this question is probably been asked 1000 times why is it so hard for the people to dock there? Requires.

[@MikeSr1776]

@@edwardranno7119 that’s no excuse for not being able to put your boat near a dock.

[@KevinStogner-fd7tl]

WOW --- Fred has grown so big !!

[@richarddowner4292]

🤣😂😂🤣😂 9min mark= The 3 Stooges 😂🤣😅😆😅😂 too Funny My Boss Who lives in Florida hooked me on this youtube channel/show. Thank you John A. (from your comp in MA). Comp called Op-Li (could not put full manes for obvious Reasons, but he will know) I love it!!! THANK BOSS MAN FOR TONS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!

[@BigWaveStudio]

The guy who dove in is nuts!

[@justinrayedwards2971]

Has any of them ever pulled a boat out of the water ? Lol

[@corystovall3544]

I don't know what he said exactly at 2:22, but i heard 6 pack minimum, and I agree, sir!

[@JeffinLowerAlabama]

Oh Yeah, Amazing that so many don’t know how to use the current when docking. Jeff in LA USA

[@johndminigan1869]

Alfred your videos are always extremely entertaining.

[@busykid7277]

Im 14 years old and wanting to get a boat soon thanks for the video man👊👊

[@shifty76]

I’m from Australia and know about Fred the Crock 🤣🤣🤣🤣. BigG fan keep up the great work.🤘👊

[@off-gridoutbackaustralia]

Hahaha same

[@nyy190343]

Fred is the luckiest here with a front row seat to all the shenanigans

[@ProfessorECSoffical]

So many great shots! 🎉 people are so funny. I love how you couldn’t care any less

[@CivilizedWarrior]

One thing I’ve learned in my 25 years of fishing and boating, (and watching the three ring circus at the boat ramp) people only learn the lesson to USE WHEEL CHOCKS the hard way. The Marinas should honestly charge for tickets. Best free show on earth.

[@margotconway8605]

Thanks for putting this video together. Seen parts of it before but great to see some I've missed Happy Holidays

[@BrendanBFree]

I’m Naming my next boat the chitcho after your channel

[@christophermatthias3327]

This is exactly what the guy films for god damn I love it hope there wasn't too much damage

[@rogerwszelaki6689]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love these! These videos help me make it through the day when I work from home 🏡😂

[@seahad4744]

That pelican was not phased lmao

[@cknorris3644]

Fred next to that 17 foot whaler really gives you an idea of his size. He's at least 16' from nose to tail. A monster!!

[@KyleMatt11]

Wow, I’m sold on the hook sunglasses

[@chrisduc1]

Oh my god bro , hey bro that’s crazy bro , right bro ??

[@officialWWM]

Now THATS entertainment! What a circus 😂

[@shoeshooey5464]

That 1st guy doesn’t realize his tantrum is what makes that video worthy

[@michaelg7076]

I love the green belly, that's the best!!!! Keep up the good work.

[@larikkin6133]

Legend has it. Fred is now the owner of the black pickup 😂

[@curtiscristwell1007]

That chick at 15:04 minutes trying to hand the rope to the guy 6 feet from her HAHA

[@kaine82]

The croc hangs out because they're feeding it.

[@didierlee17]

Take a shot for every time Alfred says BRO ! Lmao Im drunk 20 sec into the video bro!