I'm Sorry...Top Boat Ramp Fails of 2023 ! (Chit Show )

These are my favorite Chit Show moments at Black Point Marina in 2023. My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show !
Boat ramp fails can happen to anyone but these are some of the most extreme fails insaw this year.
The film location is Black Point Marina in Miami.
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[@nickwebberdjceeskee]

This one is going to 1M views no doubt!💪🏾👍🏾🕺🏽

[@rc-fannl7364]

It's a 666k now, lol

[@nickwebberdjceeskee]

Quick we need a like scary number 😮

[@kamerontheisen403]

It would already have 3M if the guy didn’t talk, he’s ruining his own views cause he can’t keep his mouth shut…

[@motorstockholm]

"This is what the guy films for!" 🤣🤣 Keep up the good work!

[@Tzippi]

You beat me to it! 😂😂😂😂

[@xx_theartfuldodger_xx1105]

Come on Vi!!!

[@jonboatmorava9115]

I can only imagine how bad he took his anger out his woman that day.

[@niceview2112]

@@jonboatmorava9115 Cant blame him at all, that woman was clueless.

[@PTRRanger951]

@@niceview2112 You can blame him though. If he knew she was clueless and still let her do it., that's all on him. No one to blame but himself. His anger should all be on him.

[@danlaur7973]

Stop saying bro, bro

[@marcplucinski8846]

As I recall you use the truck to launch the boat, the truck stays on the ramp?

[@marcplucinski8846]

If you didn't start running a boat when you were 13 years old don't buy a boat as An adult because you don't have a clue! Stay home watch TV play on your computer, watching these keystone cops try and operate a boat is friggen painful

[@ironheadjim1]

Every time he says " BRO " I take a drink

[@lylejohnston4125]

I know what you mean, bro.

[@normwetherbee3403]

You must be hammered by three minutes in..

[@mr.e7022]

Surprised you could still type the comment Bro.

[@Offroader451-rm5jz]

I hear you bro

[@chrisparker1267]

low IQ

[@Franetzky]

I am no where near captain skills, but some of these guys make me feel great about my boating skills.

[@BigWaveStudio]

You are now an official captain!

[@TravisTheSavage]

These people will make you feel like the greatest captain to ever sail the 7 seas

[@jaxblaster84]

🤣this is what the guy films for..... RIGHT off the bat!!!

[@cbholst]

19.07: “ I wanna do no commentary videos…”😂 But can’t stop talking😂😂

[@jefftheHawkEyeGuy]

Epic opening of hubby and wife 😂. These videos make my day. Thanks bro, keep it up

[@Tzippi]

Everybody watching, and nobody helping is typical Miami! I don’t live there anymore, but if this would’ve happened, I live the entire town would’ve come out.

[@Bo_Peeps]

The guy sinking the black Silverado is probably one of the worse fails I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched hundreds of hours of these videos.

[@user-yx4xh1mu8s]

My wife and I love your show! The only thing that drives us crazy, is the overuse of the word “Bro”.. Other than that, keep up the good work….

[@TC-dw6wg]

But Bruh!

[@outlawjoseywales6159]

The mom with her bare butt in her kids face is too much!! LOL Mother of the year award!

[@kasperolsen1816]

Looks like it's some interesting trips onboard Lady Linda II. First time man over board and second time comes in with a fire lol

[@brianyancey4778]

Only a matter of time until that croc gets someone

[@margotconway8605]

Thanks for putting this video together. Seen parts of it before but great to see some I've missed Happy Holidays

[@eddierose75]

14:08-- That dude was just going to drive the boat home! 😂😂

[@sumthangelse89]

With the amount of people that fall in idk how no one has been eatin by that croc

[@shane8915]

Highly unlikely. Possible. But, not likely. He or she is being fed on a regular basis. It has near zero interest in people. When some numbskull thinks that it's a good idea to put an end to it being fed. That's when you'd better not dare fall in. It'll pose such a danger to the public that it will have to be captured and relocated. Or killed.

[@Nonamex10891]

I loved when you said “I had nothing to do with that guys” hahahah

[@mrjaredlam1]

I am dead 😂 single handedly saved this boat by swimming and pulling it in

[@RyanHennessy-yt8zn]

Everyone is a captain until it’s time to dock with a little wind.

[@BayouBassmaster_top_6]

I was just thinking how are all these clips so good and realized it’s a best of 2023 lollll

[@rogerwszelaki6689]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love these! These videos help me make it through the day when I work from home 🏡😂

[@didierlee17]

Take a shot for every time Alfred says BRO ! Lmao Im drunk 20 sec into the video bro!

[@frankm4277]

Frank M>>>>Hey Alfred, outstanding video review for 2023. I remember seeing a lot of them, but happy to see the clips I missed. Thank you again...Happy Holdays and wishing you and yours the very best for 2024. Keep filming and we will keep watching. Viva Black Point Marina!

[@polishchachafishing]

😂😂Thank you for putting this together! I needed that laugh this morning at work! 😅 looking forward to More in ‘24!

[@QuadEarFeelz]

So many great shots! 🎉 people are so funny. I love how you couldn’t care any less

[@_tyger_jones_]

I love these "best of" videos 😅

[@ZakiSalem-zh5gr]

Everyone trying to dock their boat and Fred the croc just waiting for a snack 😅

[@Burner-Adventure-Chronicles]

@3:57...wow...actually saw it, nut just the 'after' pics!

[@amrak5028]

Dave has to speak up when he is introducing the King Of Haulover. The Chattering was louder then him. One has to wonder what Rachel see's in him? Kinda reminds me of a Guru.

[@Whalermansteve84]

That comment he makes about filming is priceless lol

[@largo6644]

The "real reason" is people don't use a tow rope. Before down the ramp, with the trailer and the vehicle perfectly aligned in the horizontal floor next to the ramp, I attach a big tow rope (mine is 10 meters / 33 ft. long) between trailer and vehicle and desengage the trailer from the vehicle. Then, slowly, trailer and vehicle descends the ramp. The vehicle's wheels keeps always on dry and clean soil, and (relatively) far away from the water. To recover the boat, the same: trailer submerged in water and attached to the vehicle (wheels well away from water) with the tow rope. Then, with the boat attached to the trailer, the vehicle tows the trailer out of the water and out of the ramp. Reached the horizontal floor, I brake the trailer, reverse the vehicle, and engage the trailer to the vehicle. Greetings from Patagonia, Argentina !!! 🇦🇷

[@FainTMako]

Fred literally bigger than the boat ramp lmaoo

[@johnm1619]

EXCELLENT

[@scoop-sc5gr]

I’ve been patiently waiting for this video🎉😊

[@spawnjg]

Brother, this guy's funny. Reminds me of all the Cubans in Miami, me included lmao

[@YachtInsuranceGuyFL]

If people would just watch a video on docking with 2 engines...wow.

[@0228mustang]

Alfred kills the internet today!

[@KevinStogner-fd7tl]

WOW --- Fred has grown so big !!

[@larryw76]

I’m in Texas and it seems every boat ramp is a chit show. lol

[@kennethlyles2129]

I've been watching the Chit Show for a while now, and I have to agree that things only get WORSE at the ramps. People watching while inept boaters struggle to dock their boat. We all used to help each other! And for all the inept Whiskey Throttles out there, spend some time when all is quiet to learn how to operate your boat. Learn Steer then Gear! If you have twins, learn how to steer and drive the boat with with the engines only! Use the current and wind to your advantage when coming and going at the docks. And be nice! You never know when we will have to save each other! Alfred, keep bringing the great videos. Great job with Pastime! You just can't make this stuff up!!!

[@chrissmith6028]

"This is what the guy films for!" - And thank you for the content !!

[@elnenelin279]

Me imagino que tú debes de disfrutarte todos estos vídeos qué firmas jijijijijijiji. Saluditos DSD Puerto Rico 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷 Qué curete de videos me los disfruto mucho.....✌️✌️✌️💯💯💯

[@robbieanderson649]

Dude. That was a big ass gator sitting there. 😮. My bad. Crocodile 😂😂😂

[@boysclub3972]

Bro. That was a good laugh. Thank u

[@thomasbullen5239]

In Texas we help fellow boaters! Lol

[@deborahsaujon3230]

This SHOW SHOULD BE CALLED THE WORLDS BIGGEST BOAT DUMMIES. LOL

[@mr.fancypants698]

Good show my guy! 👏👏👏 I grew up in Miami, used to go out on the boat every weekend, religiously, through Black Point Marina. Grew up on boats. People who can't operate the boat/trailer/truck, together, should have NO BUSINESS owning them... 🤦‍♂️

[@dxbRa3elVTCdxb]

15:20 "oh no, my feet are wet... oooh ohhhhh" 😂😂😂😂

[@elpedeyin799]

"That guy is an olympian in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ericminniear8130]

The Game wardens need a post up there every day to check for drunk drivers

[@joliemaui9820]

These are pretty crazy. The ones I always question are when people who are trying to tie up when there’s a current. Why do they only have a bow line. I have a bow line and a stern line. I have both lines fairly long I just throw my stern line on the dock. it’s long so I could just hurl it. If I’m a good shot I can also get it around the pole. Then you have both ends of the boat secure. It seems almost silly to be holding a boat from a line in the front and have no way of securing the back.

[@shifty76]

I’m from Australia and know about Fred the Crock 🤣🤣🤣🤣. BigG fan keep up the great work.🤘👊

[@off-gridoutbackaustralia]

Hahaha same

[@earlinecockren4644]

I live on Bakersfield Cali. I love your show😂😮😢

[@bobbydee1187]

FRED FOR PRESIDENT

[@victorsr6708]

With the options we have I’ll vote for Fred 😂

[@seahad4744]

That pelican was not phased lmao

[@GeorgeArtz-nb1ot]

im glad my dad taught me how to trailer, load and unload a boat at a young age. I have a 27ft boat and do everything by myself faster than most ppl at the ramps

[@stefanhakansson7316]

Alfred,Alfred😊

[@JonBuhagiar]

17:25 is brutal, just brutal... the sound haunts me!

[@indowneastmaine]

And right next to the police boat too 😂😂

[@djtechinics97dj37]

This was Gold

[@BoxChildFilms]

this is the best thing ive watched on yt in a loooong time

[@kenwright149]

I am stupefied at the number of people that cannot drive a boat!

[@user-xn4bj5pb5j]

"Alright guys, Towboat U.S. is gonna go ahead and take this out that's the plan. But he didn't say that's the plan" lmao good stuff

[@josephrobertleblanc-8216]

I am watching the video of the tug boat bringing out the container ship. I could back a 53 foot trailer into your driveway. But I wouldn't have the nerve to drive a tug boat. I got my blood pumping just watching the video. Great job gentlemen.

[@busykid7277]

Im 14 years old and wanting to get a boat soon thanks for the video man👊👊

[@nathalie.1971]

I just ended my subscription to Netflix and Amazon Prime.. 😂😂😂 PS: boats & alcohol are not a good match but definitely a good watch..

[@markeast9221]

What's with all this Bro Bro Bro stuff over and over ?

[@craig5222]

He’s a fuckin Bro-ken record

[@JonR35]

Literally every youtuber, 1rod1fishing is the worst

[@craig5222]

@@JonR35 Cmon bro

[@grevervakten]

He’s probably Cuban. They all talk like this in FL

[@Traitorman.14.3]

What’s your problem Sis?

[@teresacastro8899]

THAT WAS AN AWESOME VIDEO, MR ALFRED! I REMEMBER ALL OF THEM.🤣🤣🤣(SORRY I MISSED IT THIS MORNING)

[@richarddowner4292]

🤣😂😂🤣😂 9min mark= The 3 Stooges 😂🤣😅😆😅😂 too Funny My Boss Who lives in Florida hooked me on this youtube channel/show. Thank you John A. (from your comp in MA). Comp called Op-Li (could not put full manes for obvious Reasons, but he will know) I love it!!! THANK BOSS MAN FOR TONS OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!

[@christophermatthias3327]

This is exactly what the guy films for god damn I love it hope there wasn't too much damage

[@BigWaveStudio]

The guy who dove in is nuts!

[@KevinStogner-fd7tl]

At 2:25 I was paying attention to Fred and didn't realize the boat was actually on it's trailer that had apparently came unhitched.

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

That first boat needs to be named Jesus Christ. Whether the owner likes it or not!

[@justinrayedwards2971]

Has any of them ever pulled a boat out of the water ? Lol

[@officialWWM]

Now THATS entertainment! What a circus 😂

[@IGbullshark]

Standing in an open clearing: "This is like a forest right now"

[@cknorris3644]

Fred next to that 17 foot whaler really gives you an idea of his size. He's at least 16' from nose to tail. A monster!!

[@johnnybighit]

Bro. I love the commentary.

[@willpuchalsky8900]

Chit Show ...goddamit JC ...this is exactly what you film for ! 😅😅😅

[@user-rl6gx7zx6u]

Carnal te volaste la barda con el show 😂😂😂diste un jonrun saludos desde baja California Norte mándale un saludo al cocodrilo 🐊 buen show carnal

[@scottfrost8956]

2:04 “look at where society has gone, everybody is watching” YES!!! AND YOU ARE WORSE!!! YOU ARE WATCHING AND FILLING!!! JACKWAGON

[@bobbamford5207]

Mr. Chit Chow makes a HUGE! deal out of everything no matter how small. A Drama Queen to the core!

[@JeffinLowerAlabama]

Oh Yeah, Amazing that so many don’t know how to use the current when docking. Jeff in LA USA

[@SIG442]

And I thought German tourists on boats were bad, these guys make the Germans look like saints! haha

[@pipercolearchitects]

The swim in is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@01Talento]

That guy guy was lucky that Fred didn’t got him for lunch 😮

[@BrendanBFree]

I’m Naming my next boat the chitcho after your channel

[@johnessk]

That guy didn't say "bro" enough

[@alittlebitofeverything4345]

😂😂😂😂😂 How much longer can our species survive?

[@Honey-Sanchez]

There's nothing worse than a guy yelling at his better half when he's the one that is the idiot.

[@miamifishingpipo]

Albert you hit it out of the park with this one. Lo mejor del año, in a single video. Lmao. You know that Masterbaiter Junior and Senior love you. This is el viejo aka Pipo. I want at least have a picture with you, or even better be in a video pero no comiendo de lo que pica el pollo. Happy new years . The best for you and your family .

[@crustybmw]

If I was a Lawyer I would hang out here all day handing out my business card- especially divorce lawyer

[@nellhikk8542]

When he says BRO, it’s like a dog barking. ‘’Bro Bro bro’’😮

[@leep4655]

😂😂😂

[@scottthomas6603]

I love the mix of english and spanish, don't know what you're saying bro but I don't want to, it's hysterical, love it! But it is scary the lack of knowledge some of these people have, they're responsible for the lives of the people on their boat!

[@curtiscristwell1007]

That chick at 15:04 minutes trying to hand the rope to the guy 6 feet from her HAHA

[@GreatLaker69]

The “chee cho” lol

[@securethebag1613]

nobody tied to help buddy pull in his boat lmao edit: you have to watch this on mute

[@thomasconboy4636]

Love when Fred around

[@zedsodead]

Why is this sooo satisfying?😂😂😂

[@kaine82]

The croc hangs out because they're feeding it.

[@mikeneurohr27]

I'm watching you on the tug boats moving the Pipe Dream and damn is that a Beautiful place. I'm following you now let's get ur ratings high.