Poland invading the Czech Republic is probably one of the worst mistakes since someone making a KZbin channel where the only theme is "kinda interesting stuff." I mean, that makes it pretty impossible to decide on topics. What kind of idiot would think that was a good idea? Unrelated, but Half as Interesting solicits viewer suggestions for our topics. We reward any topic suggestion that we use with a measly t-shirt. It costs us a few bucks to make, we sell it for $20, it's really a terrible deal, but people fall for it anyways. Submit your topic suggestions here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfUdlvw6YgU44J8AnM2U_ZvRMyvh_CUM51LYSqF5nYJB9d1-w/viewform?usp=sf_link
@AVeryRandomPerson4 жыл бұрын
I'll make my own bricks video if you don't make your’s
@tomkingston88864 жыл бұрын
Bricks
@duncangilpatric9874 жыл бұрын
Bricks please
@eddiebedz4 жыл бұрын
^-^
@AVeryRandomPerson4 жыл бұрын
You already did the Nicaragua/Costa Rica conflict in the neighborhoods video.
@johnchessant30124 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There used to be a Wiki page about this, but it got deleted for being "non-notable". Now it's a subsection of the article on "Czech Republic -- Poland relations".
@shayne-18804 жыл бұрын
John Chessant And on the Switzerland-Liechtenstein relations page, you can learn about the five times that Switzerland accidentally invaded or attacked Liechtenstein, and how chill both sides were afterwards.
@LL-tr5et4 жыл бұрын
@@shayne-1880 wait fr? hahahg
@odd72464 жыл бұрын
That fact was fun. Thank you.
@someboi36542 жыл бұрын
Non-notable They literally have an article about toilet paper orientation, sexually active popes and god knows what else 🗿
@breznik1197 Жыл бұрын
In the Czech Wikipedia, it became a subsection of the article about the Chapel of Saint Anne in Pelhřimovy, which is more appropriate.
@rxptar4 жыл бұрын
Czech: Hey did you just invaded us? Poland: No. Czech: OK.
@idontgethoes4 жыл бұрын
If you write "did", you can't write in past after that. So it should be: "Hey did you just invade us?"
@matthew55564 жыл бұрын
@@idontgethoes Polaków to zawsze tylko obchodzi gramatyka a nie co jest napisane.
@leolobotom4 жыл бұрын
Understandable, have a nice day
@siliconsulfide84 жыл бұрын
Poland: Wait! Actually, we did
@PSsquadron4 жыл бұрын
@@siliconsulfide8 xd
@MicrowavedT0ASTT3 жыл бұрын
Poland: accidentally invades Czech Republic Germany: see it can happen to anyone
@dragonrider42793 жыл бұрын
Yes, we just wanted to look at your beatiful borders. "But why did you make a secret contract thing with Russia?" Just a "coincidence". "Sure? They are "coincidentally" waiting/admiring at the east side of Poland?" Oh, I didn't knew that. *cough* good *cough* (If a Polish guy/girl reads this, have a nice day! And let's all together hate the things that they did. Please have a wonderful day. :D xd Oh and let's make fun of Germany because they've managed to build a airport for over 10 years, we are truly stupid. Even we think that it sounds like the worst joke ever. Lol)
@MicrowavedT0ASTT3 жыл бұрын
@@dragonrider4279 *gets blitzkrieged*
@urip_zukoharjo3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah that Munich Agreement was kinda accidental so..."
@Perun_BHO2 жыл бұрын
XDD
@dreamswaperror19302 жыл бұрын
Russia: Ikr! Ukraine: 💢😃💢
@Inc1neRyu4 жыл бұрын
I have a friend in Sweden who accidently invaded Finland aout 3-4 times over the span of 6 years during military exercise. Each time the Finns found out, and currently he's become a bit of a meme in both his station, and in the station on the other side of the border.
@fedra58733 жыл бұрын
Cap
@Awpshark03 жыл бұрын
I’m 69
@ankaplanka3 жыл бұрын
Swede here. What an odd way to make history lmao
@enderkatze61292 жыл бұрын
You Know at some Point you'd think he'd figure Out where the Border lies
@realdragao63672 жыл бұрын
He should pee on the border so he can recognize the smell of how close he is to the border
@Raren7894 жыл бұрын
Am Polish, can confirm - Po is roaming through the nights, we live in a constant fear
@Lycz4 жыл бұрын
Which voivodeship are you from? In Pomerania, we've found out that sacrificing a lamb and placing it's innards in the doorway satisfies the Po-beast urges for turning babies into the sun mischief.
@frankkab46324 жыл бұрын
Yup, Po is in my city every month
@knifetheknife4 жыл бұрын
@@Lycz I've heard that in Western-Pomerania they do the same thing except for the heart, they throw it at the western wall of their kitchens
@szescians4 жыл бұрын
@@knifetheknife Can not confirm. We live in PIS with PO in Western-Pomerania.
@VforArt4 жыл бұрын
better watch out, New York Times or Deutsche Welle might get on this topic and demand sanctions
@kamilb.36434 жыл бұрын
To make it even funnier: Poland is one of the most catholic countries is Europe, while the Czech Republic among the most atheist ones. So, there were jokes that Poles just had to go for a crusade to take the church back in the right hands :D
@beasnoil31394 жыл бұрын
W zasadzie to nie do końca, ochrzczonych ludzi jest chyba 92%, w dodatku nie licząc tych kt{rzy oficjalnie wyszli z ko#cioła, przerzucili się na inny odłam, są ateistami, agnistykami, rodzimowiercami, buddystami, taoistami itd. Bo praktykujących katolików jest tylko 39% i uważam że ustalanie czy ktoś jest katolikiem za pomocą tego czy został ochrzczony jest głupie
@c.g.55804 жыл бұрын
ss s huh
@beasnoil31394 жыл бұрын
@@c.g.5580 You know what i said?
@dsokolino4 жыл бұрын
@@beasnoil3139 Pochopil jsem myšlenku
@urielantoniobarcelosavenda7804 жыл бұрын
@@beasnoil3139 did you think the traduction I will make in google once I get to my computer will be accurate?
@jaredfrancisaragon26184 жыл бұрын
Czech republic: **accidentally gets invaded by Poland** Lichtenstein: first time?
@meowpoosaymeow4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@bekr34734 жыл бұрын
Thought the same I mean 1 time ok but 5 times
@MoraFermi4 жыл бұрын
Well, it's (probably) the first *accidental* time. At least since the Warsaw Pact fell apart. Who knows what happened back then. And let's not talk about 1930s.
@tomasbracek4 жыл бұрын
Actually we were invaded by poland several times mostly when building nation and before munich
@petarmitkov10564 жыл бұрын
@@MoraFermi they had a dispute about a border town I think in 1919 so yeah they did fight
@greenbanana69784 жыл бұрын
Poland: *Has around 2k churhces* also Poland: IIII NEEED IT
@fr0y5054 жыл бұрын
Poland has about 10k or more
@inwe42584 жыл бұрын
@@fr0y505 ~11k
@Batmax1924 жыл бұрын
I've checked that, about 11k catholic, many more in other denominations
@lezgowlf3 жыл бұрын
11k
@WojtekPlay3 жыл бұрын
as a polish i can confirm that poland wants more churhces
@Mr.khan_414 жыл бұрын
Hitler was probably like: Why can't I accidentally invade Czechia without everyone hating me.
@destroyishere46554 жыл бұрын
Lol
@christianaquilina54344 жыл бұрын
I think he did....Poland....was press here to start WW2
@svenoliverschafer79174 жыл бұрын
@@christianaquilina5434 He did, Part of it in 1938, the rest in early 1939. See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_Czechoslovakia . Ti just did not start a world war unlike his later invasion of Poland. Other nations just got angry, issued some sanctions angaint Germany, but did not go to war.
@Mr.khan_414 жыл бұрын
@@svenoliverschafer7917 I meant without nations getting mad
@keepitplainsimple14664 жыл бұрын
@@kamiilmroz7428 MAN english😡
@Partyrockscool4 жыл бұрын
When your country is so religious that it invades the Czech Republic for a church.
@gembly32374 жыл бұрын
yo stop it man, not cool for czechs
@Newbmann4 жыл бұрын
As if the Czechs are not religious as well I mean for goodness sake not only did they invent there own religion but also fight off many countries to defend there religion No joke look up the hussite wars
@Texan.Insomniac4 жыл бұрын
Y'all i think this was a j o k e
@freddiepatterson10454 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a crusade for the holy land to me 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@kacper22944 жыл бұрын
@@Newbmann they aren't religious anymore though, around 70% of Czechia's population is atheist
@kacperwoch43684 жыл бұрын
Poles when they see a church: - Hippity hoppity, this holy place is now my property
@LL-tr5et4 жыл бұрын
yep
@johnohara47884 жыл бұрын
“CHURCHES FOR THE CHURCH GOD! HOLY THINGS FOR THE HOLINESS THRONE!” -Mieszko the first’s ghost probably
@pacient5554 жыл бұрын
why u invade us :(
@YerbaDelDiablo4 жыл бұрын
@@pacient555 I don't know, it sometimes happen... I can't controll it ;(
@Pidalin4 жыл бұрын
before they realize it's hussite church :-D
@russkatherealoriginal69044 жыл бұрын
Czech: Hey, you invaded us! Why? Poland: Territory mistakes and CHURCh. Czech: Understandable.
@jixdl86174 жыл бұрын
...Have a great day (i needed to end this as you maid a mistake)
@exaid05564 жыл бұрын
Czechs probably didn't cared for church, since most Czechs are atheists.
@eggi44434 жыл бұрын
poland: CHURCh czechia: sure grandma let's get you to bed
@cisarvitiate3 жыл бұрын
@@exaid0556 Czechs aren’t atheists at least most of them are just non believers bt if they were atheists they wouldn’t believe in anything but most of us believe in something supernatural or unnatural but not in the catholic God. So yes we are known as the most atheistic country but it’s not 100% true.
@bigal15133 жыл бұрын
@@cisarvitiate your guys believe in sprits and demons
@HakmanTim4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the leader of Poland saying: “bro I’m sorry it was an accident”
@vitaurea4 жыл бұрын
"Bro chill it's just a prank bro don't worry"
@grzegorzha.4 жыл бұрын
No, it wasn't an accident, it was a show of power. He was trying to get reeelected and I guess it worked. But because he backed off so quickly, he won only by 2,03%.
@blank48444 жыл бұрын
@@grzegorzha. co ty pierdolisz? PSL jeszcze nie urochomilo zmeste koniczyny
@grzegorzha.4 жыл бұрын
@@blank4844 nie rozumiem połowy tego komentarza. A co do pierwszej części, mój komentarz był żartem.
HAI man writing his 30th Czech-check joke: *violent laughing*
@simonfryza37754 жыл бұрын
Where are the others
@Liquid_Architecture4 жыл бұрын
Czechmate
@aarinambavat4 жыл бұрын
this is why I love Europe. countries just casually be like "oh sorry I accidentally invaded you"
@ab98404 жыл бұрын
Seems they need to demarcate there borders better. More signs are needed. And a small cyclone fence would be nice.
@wojciechmuras5534 жыл бұрын
@@ab9840 NO! That's the entire beauty of the EU. I can go to the mountains and just casually start climbing in one country, just to reach a peak in a neighboring one. It's like fencing individual US states!
@ab98404 жыл бұрын
@@wojciechmuras553 - One thing is for sure, you cannot do that on border of the island of Hispaniola which is shared by two nations. Look what happened nine years ago. Those on the far side started throwing rocks over the fence which cuts the international bridge in half. So the border troops moved back across there half of the bridge. In response to the rock throwing, local civilians started throwing rocks back and agitating the troops to attack and retake there half of the bridge. This is what happened - kzbin.info/www/bejne/goK1gIOFoptobbM&has_verified=1
@wojciechmuras5534 жыл бұрын
@@ab9840 That's crazy, however neither Haiti nor Dominican Republic are part of the EU. Border disputes just happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Debre.4 жыл бұрын
@@ab9840 Absolutely not. The gradual disappearance of centuries-old arbitrarily defined borders is one of my favorite things about the EU.
@I_do_go_down4 жыл бұрын
Me: **read’s the title** Me: We did what?!
@I_do_go_down4 жыл бұрын
Oh wait I remember this stupid action. Also polish soldiers ware buissy with doing like camp fire xD
@jakubzalud22493 жыл бұрын
Me reading the title: you did what?!
@Nick8944.3 жыл бұрын
@@I_do_go_down r/boneappletea
@akar12242 жыл бұрын
Ja tez
@eliasziad78642 жыл бұрын
Yes, remember 1939? you did invade the czech republic.
@cam83964 жыл бұрын
Poland: *accidentally invades its neighbor* Germany: been there done that. (And yes, that is sarcasm)
@quizz54594 жыл бұрын
I hope you know that's the joke
@lonesome39584 жыл бұрын
@Nelson Mandela your profile picture...........lol
@croquemaster3144 жыл бұрын
Nelson Mandela jokes on your profile picture, I have dark mode on
@PhoneGuyBlabs4 жыл бұрын
" Yes Accident... "
@nintendopigeon81364 жыл бұрын
gotton da T shirt
@vsevolodyeroshenko11494 жыл бұрын
Invading a neighbour country just for a single church - sounds like the most Polish thing ever.
@howardbaxter25144 жыл бұрын
Nah. The most Polish thing to do would be to have the Winged Hussars invade a neighboring country just for a single church
@vitaurea4 жыл бұрын
@@howardbaxter2514 unexpectedly.
@himanigoswami13504 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@VestanPL4 жыл бұрын
Czechs: Doing their stuff on their side Poles: Hippity Hoppity that church belongs to us
@Draghtnim4 жыл бұрын
*and stealing food from fridges to make bigos
@jmonsted4 жыл бұрын
"Good thing i czeched." OK, that's it, off to pun police prison you go.
@Cenker234 жыл бұрын
Missed a great opportunity to use punish in there somewhere
@mikeras30584 жыл бұрын
@@Cenker23 You deserve gulag at this point
@Karriefy234 жыл бұрын
*yes officer, this comment right here*
@6023barath4 жыл бұрын
You mean the punitentiary!
@b482924 жыл бұрын
Wow so many likes :O (699)
@craftah4 жыл бұрын
So nobody is going to talk about that Czech house that suddenly became Polish?
@leadharsh06163 жыл бұрын
It would be wierd for them to be the only one left to attend the church as (maybe) the polish house residents also went there.
@zaerikk3 жыл бұрын
Actually video is a bit wrong, it wasn't that church, it was all about chapel which stands about 500m away, next to bridge upon the river, which is a border.
@krakendragonslayer19093 жыл бұрын
@@zaerikk Noone'd thought that Czechs have 2 sacral buildings in one village, that is how it happened
@thunderbird19212 жыл бұрын
One has to wonder if any Czechs there had 1968 flashbacks (when the Soviet Union and most of the Warsaw Pact mass invaded them and did regime change).
@breznik1197 Жыл бұрын
The oldest mention of this village is from 1317. Before 1742, the whole village belonged to the Silesian Duchy of Krnov. In 1742, as part of the Wars of the Austrian Succession, the Habsburg dynasty lost most of Silesia. Since 1742, the village was divided into two parts: the Silesian belonged to Prussia and the Moravian to Austria. However, the border here was very complicated, there were several small enclaves and exclaves. After World War II, the original German population was displaced from both sides of the border. And the border was also simplified so that it ran along the axis of the stream. First, since 1946 the village was settled by new residents from Slovakia and Volhynian Czechs. Subsequently, in 1948, the communist leadership decided to establish a 300m border zone, and the village on the Czechoslovak side was displaced and demolished in 1949-1950. Only the church, the chapel and the two houses (now with numbers 113 a 114) remained. In August 1951, the municipality was formally abolished and joined to the municipality of Slezské Rudoltice. In the late 1950s, some small corrections of the state border were made.
If you want to learn more you should see the Qxir video.
@christiansteiner57824 жыл бұрын
Way way more and actually all other neighbors too
@ayebarberfuckmeup46894 жыл бұрын
Lol liechtenstein basically is switzerland😂😂😂
@sirBrouwer4 жыл бұрын
they even fired a missile in to Liechtenstein. One tree was damaged. the biggest joke is that Liechtenstein only knew of it do to Switzerland apologising for it.
@TILR4 жыл бұрын
@@sirBrouwer that poor tree ;-;
@kepler13944 жыл бұрын
Czechia: 10.5% Catholic Polish soldiers: DEUS VULT INFIDELS
@zeux66344 жыл бұрын
oh man thats low i think Poland is ~90-something % catholic
@beaversforlife12984 жыл бұрын
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!!
@thethirdsicily48024 жыл бұрын
@@zeux6634 yeah, the number is probably off but yeah Poland is VERY catholic
@zeux66344 жыл бұрын
@@thethirdsicily4802 i know it from a kahoot quiz so ur propobly right lol
@thethirdsicily48024 жыл бұрын
@@zeux6634 oh no I meant the atheist Czech number, you're probably right for poland
@234zuscoutjango94 жыл бұрын
I first read: "How Poland accidentally invented the Czech Republic"...
@chinmaymathur70004 жыл бұрын
You are not alone
@sponge118904 жыл бұрын
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Same long username
@vallisdaemonumofficial4 жыл бұрын
Based
@TamHoang-ck1rd4 жыл бұрын
“Aw c’mon I made a country again!”
@dulsarakumarage78564 жыл бұрын
Let me guess, you Czech-ed it again & realised the mistake?
@standooostandooo91953 жыл бұрын
Czechia: Hey Poland stop invading me Poland: Understandable, have a great day
@def750_person4 жыл бұрын
I'm from poland. Heard of this yesterday from friend. Funniest shit I have seen in 2020
@jakubw.27794 жыл бұрын
Twój nick... jeb*em na plecy xd
@mojezyciejestdokitu25154 жыл бұрын
@@jakubw.2779 Ale ma nick ginę ze śmiechu XD
@BigBrezzy3 жыл бұрын
For any confused non-Polish speakers, the guy's nick is "Illegal Tram Racing".
@mariebartuskova73183 жыл бұрын
Im czech. Never Heard of that
@ckl53982 жыл бұрын
@@mariebartuskova7318 Im polish also never heard of it haha but love Czech Republik very much🤩
@yaboi77734 жыл бұрын
If you connected their two flags, it just makes a long Czech flag, so maybe the Czech Republic should invade Poland to stretch out their flag a little 🇨🇿🇵🇱
@polyphonydigital4 жыл бұрын
🇨🇿🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
@czerskip4 жыл бұрын
By all means, please. We'd be so much better off.
@nico274 жыл бұрын
That's the thumbnail
@ittohere4 жыл бұрын
D
@ArnieOcfemia4 жыл бұрын
"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway
@ladenbinosama75344 жыл бұрын
Switzerland also invaded Liechtenstein by mistake 3 times in the last century.
@shayne-18804 жыл бұрын
Zaid Habash And they accidentally attacked it twice. The first time, they accidentally shelled the Liechtensteiner Ski Resort-town of Malbun, but luckily only some chairs at an outdoor restaurant were damaged. The second time, some Swiss rockets landed in a protected forest in Liechtenstein, and caused a small forest fire, but Switzerland gladly paid Liechtenstein for the damage. For more info, go to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein-Switzerland_relations
@ladenbinosama75344 жыл бұрын
@@shayne-1880 Liechtenstein's greatest ally is Switzerland so they just brush it off.
@adamsfusion4 жыл бұрын
It's always so wholesome when they resolve it.
@MRBOLEK-pr8br4 жыл бұрын
Learn the history of the region. Poland had dispute about small territory with natural resources . Its begin few years earlier when Czehs armedly took part of the Polish territory when entire Polish army fought with the Bolsheviks. These areas were inhabited mainly by Poles. It was not an accident Poland took territories inhabited by Poles or the Germans would take all of them. Poles tried diplomatic efforts with both Germany and the Czech Republic and they don't have much in common with Hitler's imperial plans because it wasnt in Poland's interests too strong imperial germany.
@ShizuStream4 жыл бұрын
@@MRBOLEK-pr8br ?
@NGOG4 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes invasions can happen by accident" shows picture of pregnancy test.
@starleighpersonal4 жыл бұрын
rape joke
@leechyfruit44644 жыл бұрын
That was an invasion test.
@AdityaDeo-cg6eu4 жыл бұрын
That was a personal attack
@LittleApple2563 жыл бұрын
@@starleighpersonal not all unplanned pregnancies are the result of rape
@IvanAkinfiev3 жыл бұрын
@@LittleApple256 not all unplanned rapes end with pregnancies
@MrControlfreaks4 жыл бұрын
I like how you needed to use a Disneyland reference to make the average american understand the concept of the schengen area.
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he didn't just compare it to traveling between individual US states... Because basically the experience is the same.
@QwertyuiopThePie4 жыл бұрын
And an inaccurate one at that. One of the lands shown is technically in a separate park with a separate admission fee to the main Disneyland area.
@SecretsofHell4 жыл бұрын
@@QwertyuiopThePie That shall be Brexit then.
@hedgehog31804 жыл бұрын
@@SecretsofHell it's coincidentally also the shittiest park.
@pawelabrams4 жыл бұрын
@@hedgehog3180 so more Brexit vibes? Jk, Britain is fine xD
@idkwhatnametochoose61974 жыл бұрын
Before In Europe: FIRE!!! ITS WAR! After In Europe Poland: Btw Sorry We Invaded You. :/ Czechia: Eh It’s Fine. :)
@TheOstry3223 жыл бұрын
Times changed xd
@gabrieldossantos11163 жыл бұрын
I mean, both are in the EU, it's not like they are allies with literally open borders or something lmao
@anoNEMOs3 жыл бұрын
Understandable, have a great day...
@ruefysh95763 жыл бұрын
Poland and czechia are just good homies
@anoNEMOs3 жыл бұрын
@@ruefysh9576 *Czechia
@Gareth18920004 жыл бұрын
Poland accidentally invade Czechia Before Schengen and EU: "Are you trying to provoke war? Ready, allies" After Schengen and EU: "Be careful next time, bro"
@czechgop76313 жыл бұрын
Love how czech mig whas shot down when it passed the polish border back when we were both allied communist countries :D
@dangoonigiri31464 жыл бұрын
Him: “This isn’t the first time a country has accidentally invaded another country.” Me: *coughs in Swiss*
@ldqvr35764 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt cough in any language during this time unless u wanna get taken to a rat lab
@Anguloke3554 жыл бұрын
How do you cough in a language that doesn't exist?
@Racc00nerning4 жыл бұрын
Bruh typical poles. It we invaded the poles we would take strategic locations like pubs and breweries
@ghua4 жыл бұрын
but God would be on our side ☝️
@mcbekon90194 жыл бұрын
We can give you one of our pubs in exchange for this church
@patrikpolda4 жыл бұрын
@@mcbekon9019 deal
@matthew55564 жыл бұрын
This comment and replies are hilarious haha
@Papenstein4 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves love reaction
@Pan_Blazej4 жыл бұрын
You absolutely nailed "Pielgrzymów" ...NOT
@Veellinn4 жыл бұрын
...Pelhřimov?
@ZebbMassiv4 жыл бұрын
Just say Pilgrims
@LL-tr5et4 жыл бұрын
that was so painful to hear jesus
@LL-tr5et4 жыл бұрын
like it's not even that hard, peel grzy moov
@Ida-xe8pg4 жыл бұрын
Pjelgžymuv.
@matyaskucharik22504 жыл бұрын
🇨🇿❤️🇵🇱 kochamy cię Pozdrowienia Polaci z Czech
@Zapadoslavist4 жыл бұрын
Time to reunite western Slavs boys, everyone by diplomacy, even Sorbs from Germany
@nonae60043 жыл бұрын
UwU
@RYCHLIK293 жыл бұрын
@@abcdefabcdef7604 OwO
@ynnda61553 жыл бұрын
OwO
@marcinsowiak65903 жыл бұрын
Przepraszamy za to co polskie służby zrobiły
@simons29424 жыл бұрын
Italy also accidentally invaded Slovenia during corona when the borders opened and some tanks took a wrong turn, ending up across the border
@jamesuthmann9404 жыл бұрын
"Hey! Who's the idiot who forgot to program the GPS units again?"
@y_fam_goeglyd4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, it's not like what happened in Germany when sat nav became a thing? Apparently a lot of German men kept getting lost because they wouldn't take directions from the female voice...
@LemonToGo4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. "accidentally".
@simons29424 жыл бұрын
@@y_fam_goeglyd as far as I know no, it really was just an accidental wrong turn but idk im not gonna look it up cause fact-checking is for losers
@DimT6704 жыл бұрын
@@LemonToGo this dude here isn't making a ww2 joke he is referencing a real that that happened
@Miki_Naz4 жыл бұрын
"This meant Poland had to start doing something they haven't historically been very good at - protecting their borders from invasion." I've never been so offended by something i 100% agree with.
@BigwantPrezentacje4 жыл бұрын
That's actually not true.
@wiktorjaciow98154 жыл бұрын
I read this comment the exact same time he said this XD
@washimpatwary14464 жыл бұрын
Well it's kinda hard to defend your border when you just survived an earthquake and suddenly four great powers are rushing you. Also the borders are flat plain
@martapowaka58043 жыл бұрын
I'm from Poland and for me it was pretty funny xD
@mokebebe84743 жыл бұрын
Before you say something get some knowlegde Bro did you ever hear about polish - sowiet war in 1919? Check it and Tell Me what you think about it.
@DaleyCZLP4 жыл бұрын
I’m Czech and I didn’t even know about this.
@krzysztofwilk47934 жыл бұрын
I'm Polish and I didn't know about this 😂😂
@HandyCZ1114 жыл бұрын
same
@jindrichsimek7054 жыл бұрын
Bruh, news went insane about this
@tlamiczka4 жыл бұрын
It was very sneaky invasion - level Old Shatterhand :-))
@Lachtan84 жыл бұрын
Even though I live near Poland (I'm also czech) I didn't know about it.
@LIQUIDSOLID66553 жыл бұрын
"There are no Oogways" -master accident
@Campeon993 жыл бұрын
Yes 🤣
@LIQUIDSOLID66553 жыл бұрын
@@Campeon99 Master accident shall guide you through life
@Kazavop4 жыл бұрын
Germany: *invades sudetanland* Poland: *Accidentely invades Czechia* Germany: that's my boy
@Amusia7274 жыл бұрын
They did take part of Czechoslovakia when Germany invaded it.
@guntherdoesaliltrolling57574 жыл бұрын
It's the Prussian Curse I tell ye, take or have a single clay in the prussian region and any nation will inevitably invade a slavic state at some point. Germany Russia Poland Lithuania All these countries have territories somepoint in their existence and all of which invaded slavic territories at some point in their history.
@Dziki_z_Lasu4 жыл бұрын
@@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 It's probably because of Masurian lakes of former Prussia. People consider them as a good idea for vacation, beaches and water are nice, landscapes breathtaking, but being eaten alive by mosquitoes there, you look with a jealous on foreign territories LOL
@keepitplainsimple14664 жыл бұрын
@@Dziki_z_Lasu 😂😂😂😂
@keepitplainsimple14664 жыл бұрын
@@guntherdoesaliltrolling5757 Yaaaaaa I agree!!!!!!
@Terrus_384 жыл бұрын
3:00 Pielgrzymów - its name literally means something like "Pilgrimville" - these soldiers were just pilgrims to this church XD
@MandoMonge4 жыл бұрын
The Nicaraguan invasion is a recurring issue, always happens on “election year” in Nicaragua and is a pain in the butt
@JohanRios4 жыл бұрын
and it wasn't an accident by any means! Pura vida 😊
@nraynaud4 жыл бұрын
the trick is that Costa-Rica having no army, the risk of escalation is quite limited.
@hahaha52904 жыл бұрын
Why are they doing that ?
@mabadia714 жыл бұрын
Accidental invation my ass
@MoritzvonSchweinitz4 жыл бұрын
Also took a long legal dispute to get settled. Sigh. Pura Vida!
@matthew55564 жыл бұрын
Neighbours, Central European, Similar flags, Similar languages, Similar history, Similar cultures. But.... Poland: One of the most catholic countries in the World 🇵🇱 Czechia: One of the most atheist countries in the World 🇨🇿 So. Poland: "let's take their church, they won't notice" ⛪ Czechia: "ehmmm?" Poland: "Accident" 😂 Both: "🇵🇱Kurwa/Kurva🇨🇿"
@Dziki_z_Lasu4 жыл бұрын
They didn't notice invasion for two weeks. Churches are in use at least once a week, so...
@krekolos4214 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@martinnovak20533 жыл бұрын
*Czechia
@matthew55563 жыл бұрын
@@martinnovak2053 My mistake. Sorry ; ) I'm just used to the *Czech Republic
@lezgowlf3 жыл бұрын
@Harcacov Czechoslovakia
@parkerwilkins54954 жыл бұрын
European countries back then: oops, I almost forgot to invade you! European countries now: oops, sorry for invading you
@DENMARTEL4 жыл бұрын
Nikdo nic: Polský voják který vidí kapličku: *C Z A S N A O K U P A C J E*
@jahu354 жыл бұрын
I'm from Poland but that made me laugh xd
@ZdzichuWiertara964 жыл бұрын
Język czeski jest pomidorek
@vb15644 жыл бұрын
@@ZdzichuWiertara96 a polski to keczup
@Crosssy4 жыл бұрын
už zase
@BrainforBrains4 жыл бұрын
i agree because i have no idea what you said because it looks like gibberish
@TheLiamster4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Germany “accidentally” invaded Poland.
@lourencovieira3134 жыл бұрын
Oops! They did it again
@loupparle4 жыл бұрын
nah, it's just the normal now
@iwasborn84704 жыл бұрын
Force of habit
@XyzzTooCold4 жыл бұрын
Germany did that in 1939
@PremierCCGuyMMXVI4 жыл бұрын
Let’s hope not 😬
@fischX4 жыл бұрын
You missed that one a few years ago when Lichtenstein was accidental annexed by the Swiss. Seriously they had a maneuver where the swiss tanks expected to go until the border sign of Lichtenstein but they missed it and found out about that at the border sign of Austria...
@TylerMarkRichardson Жыл бұрын
I need a source for this
@thelordsofgaming21534 жыл бұрын
Someone: makes a comment about israel or palestine everyone: You have provoked a gang war
@ryderninja18444 жыл бұрын
Israli-palestinian conflit solution: 404 solution not found
@twotothehalf37254 жыл бұрын
You say that, yet the top Israel-Palestine comment here is basically: "They can both have Ohio." "Nah, give it to Palestine." "Nah, give it to Israel." "Ohioan Israel and Wyomese Palestine." "Yes."
@mercyaspirast.agbayani4774 жыл бұрын
Next: How Poland Got Revenge on Russia by Sailing Halfway Through the World to Get Their Resources
@jackferfag98624 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@k3t9q4 жыл бұрын
Jack Ferfag Once part of a bay was claimed mostly by Russia, but one part was International Waters, so Russia had no control, then Poland and a few other countries overfished a lot in that area.
@KapitanWasTaken4 жыл бұрын
@@jackferfag9862 basically, countries borders extend from the coast into the water creating an exclusive economic zone as far as 200 nautical miles. However due to this rule, at the Sea of Okhotsk, surrounded by Russia, was a hole (called the Peanut Hole) of international waters. Quoting the Yelena Matveyeva (1993): "[T]hirty-nine Polish supertrawlers burst into the central part of the Sea of Okhotsk... followed by nine large South Korean trawlers and almost the entire Chinese fishing fleet. Somewhat later, fishing ships from Japan, Panama, Bulgaria and Ukraine appeared. A wild revelry began... Reluctant to observe elementary international fishing regulations, foreign fishermen set to clearing out the wealth of the northern sea."
@jackferfag98624 жыл бұрын
@@k3t9q Thanks
@jackferfag98624 жыл бұрын
@@KapitanWasTaken thanks a lot for such a profound answer
@ziemelbriedis694 жыл бұрын
"Theres no accidents" Master Oogway
@MihaelGeng4 жыл бұрын
"... only happy mistakes." - Rob Boss
@checkdescriptionordontrepl28974 жыл бұрын
When you crashed into someone's car
@Krzysztof_Lis3 жыл бұрын
Nowadays, European countries are really cool about it. "Sorry for invading you!", "It's nothing, don't mention it". It's a really nice change and sign of civilizational improvement over the times when one border patrol mistakenly taking a wrong turn in bad weather could spark an armed border skirmish. Also, we entirely gave up doing this things intentionally. Yes, we are looking at you, USA and Russia!
@cobaltchromee75332 жыл бұрын
Oop, your comment didn't age well
@danarossa2 жыл бұрын
@@cobaltchromee7533 agree
@akashdeb52014 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Hitler after failing to "accidentally" invade Russia said.... **IT'S JUST A PRANK, B R O!**
@PrograError4 жыл бұрын
but stalin don't believe it so he started getting the water canon and basically blast him to kingdom come.
@CommentCritic4 жыл бұрын
"This meant Poland had to start doing something they haven't historically been very good at - protecting their borders from invasion." Oof, that one hit hard.
@barwoj874 жыл бұрын
That ony means you don't know history of Poland in X-XVI century
@kamiljakis54894 жыл бұрын
Yep Jakester you know nothing about Europe or Poland history... did you not hear anything about Polish Winged Hussars? "am i joke to you?" We even conquered and owned Russia once in 1612. try to beat that! our history is far longer and far greater then you think... For example read this: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Klushino our history begins from 966 there is a lot of things that you don't know but in old times we used to be almost invincible
@CommentCritic4 жыл бұрын
Chłopy się burzą o to że wstawiłem satyryczny komentarz na temat żartu Sam’a o tym jak bardzo Polska dostała po dupie w 90% wojen w których uczestniczyła. No dobra, lmao.
@kamiljakis54894 жыл бұрын
@@CommentCritic ohh teraz rozumiem... Mentalność Polaka-Cebulaka. Sorry to zmienia postać rzeczy. 90% ? patrzysz przez pryzmat 2 wojny światowej czy jak ? jakoś matematycznie mi to tu nie wychodzi. pl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konflikty_zbrojne_w_historii_Polski a z statystyk to też te 90% tu w ogóle nie pasuje... Wiem co to znaczy satyryczny żart ale niech będzie przynajmniej w połowie prawdziwy inaczej to tylko opluwanie Polski a nie żart a tego nie toleruję. Ciesz się że nie bedę nigdy prezydentem bo gdybym nim był to polował bym na takie osoby jak ty i odrazu bym im zabierał obywatelstwo Polskie bo jak widać nie każdy na nie zasługuje.
@watercolourstudios97534 жыл бұрын
half as interesting where the jokes sometimes include his other videos...
@Mothyave3 жыл бұрын
"Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic" W-we did???
@gamergrill49333 жыл бұрын
I saw a meme about this recently but I was like: 'we invaded some Czech church? No way'
@mattzy40312 жыл бұрын
Imagine being Poland, a country that is in the 7th place in the world in terms of battles won, listening to some dude on KZbin saying, that Poland is historically not good at defending their borders…
@jimnicholas73344 жыл бұрын
Me: Alright, alright, he's dancing around some pretty touchy topics. Par for the course, no need to get offended. 2:46 *Poland can't protect against foreign invaders* Me: *Cries in partitions*
@LL-tr5et4 жыл бұрын
ahah i got offended when he said pielgrzymów wrong
@indowneastmaine2 жыл бұрын
4:10 Touchy topic dancing
@CarthagoMike4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that time the Dutch army accidentally invaded Germany during an exercise, and the locals were friendly enough to guide them back to the border.
@gm28514 жыл бұрын
Anyone doing something serious and dumb: Should we do it? Partner : No if HAI gets wind of this the puns will make so much cringe ...... Oops
@OcanJi4 жыл бұрын
5:01 "To avoid war..." with who? We don't even have an army here on Costa Rica, you could come here with a toy gun and take over the country
@dragonrider42793 жыл бұрын
If you would have said that 90 years ago people would be like: Almost every nation: *write that down, write that down* And Germany would be like, yes we are gonna do that after 1942/3 when Stalingrad happend. But as I German I can that is is one of the most stupid ways of wasting humans, seriously all these people could have live with a family and enjoy their live. Also: How can these 2 nations say: ok I'm sorry. And stop fighting, why does Isreal uselessly have to fight with the other guy? I think that enough people died in 1930s and 1940s, please don't continue the murder. :(
@ninlog2 жыл бұрын
The police would kind of serve as soldiers in case of an invasion
@TylerMarkRichardson Жыл бұрын
Costa rica has a mutual defence agreement with the us (and many other American countries) under the rio pact
@Aperturee4 жыл бұрын
2:25, mentions the European Commission that's based in Brussels, shows the European Parliament in Strasbourg. Another well edited video from Half as Interesting, can't wait for the next upload!
@w.d.gaster30774 жыл бұрын
0:33 girl: *takes pregnancy test* the test: *two lines* the girl : *sweats* *random soviets tanks noises*
@CesarMartinez-wi7wc4 жыл бұрын
"we all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Poland"
@Jester_Monkey4 жыл бұрын
"You're going to the shadow president election, Poland"
@EE-ed6fz4 жыл бұрын
- Germany
@justynadzt77284 жыл бұрын
Dear Czech neighbours sorry for mistake, love ya all 🇵🇱♥️🇨🇿
@kubajcz4 жыл бұрын
Thanks 🇨🇿🇵🇱
@hugoslav8433 жыл бұрын
Thank you! 🇨🇿 But try not to invade us next time, if you do, we might try to ivade you with all of our 12 supersonic jets! Oh god we have such a bad military Have you heard of the pandur (apc) which crashed into a skoda felicia (personal car). The pandur broke. That is not a joke, that really happened.
@SrangePerson_3 жыл бұрын
@@escet1115 no i won't give u my Kofola
@hugoslav8433 жыл бұрын
@@escet1115 i will give you 100 2l bottles of kofola for a leopard
@hugoslav8433 жыл бұрын
@@escet1115 oh cool, when will i get the shipment? Are you shipping it via post? I would love to also get the t72, i dont know how you package a tank, i believe thats on you
@turinmormegil77154 жыл бұрын
"When you misclick in total war and accidentally get your neighbors infuriated by an accidental tresspasing"
@sultanalowais58224 жыл бұрын
Remember when america accidently invaded the middle east
@MarloSoBalJr4 жыл бұрын
Dude! One missile "accidentally" lands into Afghanistan and everyone loses their minds On a serious not, my country is a idiotic madhouse
@quantum13114 жыл бұрын
and for what? israel?
@kx49984 жыл бұрын
@@quantum1311 For oi... I mean freedom
@Parakrat4 жыл бұрын
The Cold war was about Americans and Russians accidentaly invaded countryes
@Ganjor4204 жыл бұрын
Okay here is the only 2 State solution: Pick the oldest living person in palestine and israel and look up how each side saw the borders at the time of their birth. Thats the base line. Now, in case some parts ar claimed by both sides, split it up in square kilometers and flip a coin for each square. Problem solved!
@command_unit77924 жыл бұрын
Then the Country will be a british colony again...
@bigbootros43624 жыл бұрын
@@command_unit7792 This is a solution to many problems. Everyone we'll be equally subjugated. Make the world British again!
@akmalwazir4l4 жыл бұрын
nah won't work. probably the oldest person in Israel wasn't born in Israel
@triLcat4 жыл бұрын
That's a really amusing idea. Kudos
@eliasziad78644 жыл бұрын
The borders will be horrendous...
@houselemuellan87563 жыл бұрын
"It's the land of Poe, the red Teletubbie." I love this channel.
@gravityzoommaster4 жыл бұрын
Fake! Everybody knows that Czechs don't go to church.
@Redrally4 жыл бұрын
Silesian villagers do... I'm trying to figure out if this town is in Silesia
@miloshruza85804 жыл бұрын
@@Redrally yep it is ;)
@LividSky4 жыл бұрын
Miloš Hrůza probably why Poland accidentally invaded, Silesia has been annexed by Poland before
@F100cTomas4 жыл бұрын
@@LividSky Actualy, most of Silesia is inside Poland. So both Czechs and the Polish annexed Silesia at some point in history.
@ophidiophobicsnake72894 жыл бұрын
Bullshit, we, as proud Satanists, seek any remaining churches that we can than burn
@frederickoftheartic22094 жыл бұрын
Czechia: *Accidentally gets invaded by poland* Liechtenstein: First time?
@witoldendrju24584 жыл бұрын
Actually, Liechtenstein used to belong to Czechia, so maybe it's just Czech cultural influence.
@cyka40754 жыл бұрын
🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@Pidalin4 жыл бұрын
@@witoldendrju2458 Wasn't it vice versa? Luxembourg dynasty was ruling here and living here, but they came from Luxembourg and it was all part of HRE I think.
@N05K1774 жыл бұрын
It happens sometimes that swiss soldiers going from the west to the south through Italy (Domodosola) and forget to remove their uniform on the train, which is considered an invasion too
@PrograError4 жыл бұрын
well that's known scheduled visit so not really...
@N05K1774 жыл бұрын
@@PrograError It's not necessary scheduled as soldiers just hop on the train from their home whenever they have to go through repetition courses in southern Switzerland, but I might be wrong. According to the law, wearing the uniform in foreign territory is prohibited, with the exception of people filling an authorization form in both countries. I think soldiers just don't want to bother with papers and remove the uniform, but technically you _could_ do it www.vtg.admin.ch/de/aktuell/themen/internationale-beziehungen/militaerprotokoll/bewilligungen.html
@davidbrignolo97082 жыл бұрын
I live in Piedmont myself and I’ve never heard about this!
@GoPnIK_14 жыл бұрын
"TVOJA STARÁ ZAPIERDALAAAAAAA" - Anomaly
@fadjan99984 жыл бұрын
When someone starts off their video by saying “Hello kiddo!” You know it’s gonna be good
@Screaming-Bees4 жыл бұрын
Or cringe
@sstingreii4 жыл бұрын
Heres a vid that is not cringe though kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5eWoKiXmqdpi7M That is a rickroll
@warrenlehmkuhleii84724 жыл бұрын
Germany: What if I “accidentally” invaded Poland?
@goutham56574 жыл бұрын
Lol
@gamingknight47634 жыл бұрын
Jk jk... Unless
@leonleon20214 жыл бұрын
Third Reich!
@rafasha22224 жыл бұрын
@@leonleon2021 *fourth reich
@carlosmorasalguero4 жыл бұрын
too soon...
@MrPaulosophy4 жыл бұрын
I read a reddit post once about how the Swiss accidentally took a training exercise one km across the French border. They were stopped by the Gendarmerie who were like um...wtf and when they finally sorted it out, the Gendarmes escorted them back to the border, roasting them the whole time and they took it on the chin. They sent the French a bottle of whiskey as am apology.
@NooobLP2 жыл бұрын
same happened to my father during his wehrdienst at the deutschland-österreich border. they got lost during an exercise and ended up walking back along the street. did also get roasted at the checkpoint, but apparently it happened often enough not to be made a big deal.
Hmm... maybe if all of those happened, that they might not be on accident? Hmmmmmmm... *villager* kappa
@chromium75084 жыл бұрын
i wanted to use "half as interestings' jokes" as my password but they said it was too weak.
@oliverm12554 жыл бұрын
That burn!
@lock80384 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@vaastro87094 жыл бұрын
Destroyer of worlds himself
@joannamysluk86233 жыл бұрын
You burned that dude harder than Rei Todoroki burned her son's face.
@FingeringThings4 жыл бұрын
Poland is invaded so much that they accidentally start invading
@Photosounder4 жыл бұрын
They invaded the Czechs in 1938 as well. They thought hey, since everybody else is doing it, we might as well. So they took Zaolzie.
@polman12624 жыл бұрын
That's because Czechoslovakia invaded Poland in 1920 during Polish-Soviet war and took Zaolzie. They never remember about it.
@zakiducky4 жыл бұрын
I’m just happy for Poland that they weren’t the ones being invaded for once.
@manmayhem9234 жыл бұрын
...for now
@garnuch2714 жыл бұрын
@@manmayhem923 foreshadowing?
@justadogwithnoprofilepictu30844 жыл бұрын
Dun dun dun!
@beasnoil31394 жыл бұрын
Lol we were invading Czechia multiple Times in the past :(
@mikeras30584 жыл бұрын
@@beasnoil3139 Yeah guys you did actually nice invade in my stomach with those nice juicy meat that had some kind of illness but that's ok. No one can blame you
@aoelp3 жыл бұрын
2:37 That aged like fine wine
@akileshNY3 жыл бұрын
You eat wine 🤢🤢🤢
@crazytomato10892 жыл бұрын
@@akileshNY drink
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un4 жыл бұрын
Just like the time Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. We invaded your country, no hard feelings
@kevinmendoza63864 жыл бұрын
When you gonna invade South Korea?
@tomasspace48194 жыл бұрын
Yeah just take the morning-after peacefull treaty and everytihng is fine.
@DerCriado4 жыл бұрын
Or the other time when Switzerland invaded Liechtenstein.. or the third time.
@raptorfromthe6ix8334 жыл бұрын
the last you invaded a country the world almost got fucked
@skelworthvods9844 жыл бұрын
Saying a country accidentally invaded is like: Ukraine: russia do I see your troops Russia: what troops Ukraine: your troops are invading Russia: it is an accident Edit it’s a joke I’m not saying the situation in the video is exactly like the thing happening in Ukraine
@dexfuris77244 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha you so funny, morron
@mr.priman4 жыл бұрын
actually it was real, they actually said, that troops had been lost
@agente72024 жыл бұрын
Dun dun DUN
@victorbuturoaga62204 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 USSR? Gheroghe bring the sling
@MGharriy3 жыл бұрын
Ukraine is the new Gulag
@ssnful1234 жыл бұрын
I’m feeling like the story didn’t really matter to you, but you had of jokes about Czech
@iazyman7773 жыл бұрын
0:53 "Wait,what is this" "I know it's a republic,but which one?" "Let me check" "Oh it's the Czech Republic" "Good thing i CHECKED"
@iazyman7773 жыл бұрын
GOOD THING I CZECH
@dragonrider42793 жыл бұрын
As I German I can confirm that it's sometimes hard to remember which republic is at which place. Do people really say "point of the compass" when we say "Himmelsrichtungen"? Is that a real thing?
@ThinBear44 жыл бұрын
I am Polish, and the way you've pronounced "Pielgrzymów" couldn't have been more wrong :P
@tomaszkarwik2604 жыл бұрын
wymówił Pie chociaż dobrze
@Necris944 жыл бұрын
Because this is half as interesting, that's ok, because he's only half prepared xD, but sometimes I wonder, if all those armchair historians couldn't even be bothered to fucking check google translator how a word should sound like.
@grzyp1234 жыл бұрын
could
@MalpiaRodzina3 жыл бұрын
makes me think how many other videos about other countries have wrong pronounciation
@m1sz3lpl243 жыл бұрын
@@Necris94 the only ones that do that I watched are TimeGhosts guys, but you know, they care about every detail
@jesseberg32714 жыл бұрын
2:35 Did anyone else hear him say, "An Israel Palestine *Tuesday* Solution"? I would very much like to hear about this Tuesday Solution, as it sounds interesting, and I'm board.
@johnladuke64754 жыл бұрын
It works like this: Israel is in charge of the whole place Wednesday-Friday-Sunday, and Palestine gets to run things on Thursday-Saturday-Monday. They alternate on Tuesdays. Works pretty well because it's hard for either side to orchestrate a genocide when they have to plan for every other day.
@Noam_.Menashe4 жыл бұрын
@WiZZard bruh no politics.
@wigglebot23684 жыл бұрын
Switch the West Bank every Tuesday
@equinoxxed_75024 жыл бұрын
Honestly im sold. i dont know what it is, but im sold
@JDeWittDIY4 жыл бұрын
@WiZZard While you're at it, have the US give the entirety of its land back to the Native Americans. You could apply this logic to probably every country on the planet, as they have pretty much all been invaded / taken over at some point if you go back far enough.
@gigavirgin4 жыл бұрын
Im from Czechia and when i found out that this happend i had good laugh.
@Zapadoslavist4 жыл бұрын
You weren't laughing in 1938...... After you stole it in in 1920
@jarousek29993 жыл бұрын
@@Zapadoslavist 😅 pls chlape, prober se
@mattom17963 жыл бұрын
@@Zapadoslavist Yaaay judging people by the actions of their ancestors
@Lechoslaw85463 жыл бұрын
@@jarousek2999 Paweł Michałkowicz is right. In 1919 Czechoslovakia unexpectedly invaded Poland and bestially murdered several Polish soldiers in Cieszyn. In the summer of 1920 when Poland was fighting against soviet invasion, when one million men of Red Army was inside Poland at the gate of Warsaw and even on west side of Wisła river, as Germany helped Red Army to cross the river near Grudziądz and closed Baltic ports for aid to Poland, Czechoslovakia closed its borders for any foreign help to Poland. In particular Czechoslovakia effectively closed its borders for Hungarian regiments ready to come for relief to Poland. This was a classic STAB IN the BACK to a neighbour fighting for survival. By saying that I am not trying to justify 1938 takeover of Zaolzie by Poland, which needs a separate analysis.
@jarousek29993 жыл бұрын
@@Lechoslaw8546 ohh okay, At least I'm a little smarter.
@RonnyCoalman Жыл бұрын
2:35 oops that aged well
@TeamSnowLeopard4 жыл бұрын
"What is your opinion on the Israel-Palestine two-state solution?" Me: Yes
@midievalcat77704 жыл бұрын
“How Germany intentionally invaded Poland”
@uranium_donut4 жыл бұрын
I am 50% through the comment section and have yet to find the comment about the Israel Palestine two state solution I'm disappointed
@terner12344 жыл бұрын
חבל
@YvonTripper4 жыл бұрын
Once in 1967 Egypt, Syria and Jordan accidentally invaded Israel, and then Israel accidentally invaded them back, but after six days they all said sorry, had a good laugh about it, and everyone lived happily ever after.
@howardbaxter25144 жыл бұрын
@@YvonTripper I do find it funny how quickly Israel kicked everyone's ass in 6 days.
@pspsselcolam72894 жыл бұрын
@@howardbaxter2514 YES
@fadillah60144 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Israel and Palestine almost make it deal to make two states but for some reason Palestine is refuse this deal, and after that Israel keeps invading to Palestine.
@St0nek4 жыл бұрын
I just love not slavic people trying to pronounce anything in Polish , even if its just a place
@michaobidzinski11254 жыл бұрын
Ja też.
@tatr1503 жыл бұрын
Slavic
@soudruhholub83063 жыл бұрын
Já též, ale akorát v češtině.
@_Sean_-bk5zq4 жыл бұрын
This was just revenge from when Germany “accidentally” invaded Poland
@F100cTomas4 жыл бұрын
Actually it was for when Wenceslaus II of Bohemia expanded his kingdom into the Polish lands
@astrawby4 жыл бұрын
@@F100cTomas actually it was for when the third Reich annexed the Sudetenland and Poland took the occasion to grab the Zaolzie part of it
@astrawby4 жыл бұрын
@@jackblack2194 "The division did not satisfy any side, and persisting conflict over the region led to its annexation by Poland in October 1938, following the Munich Agreement." en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaolzie Also: ---The joke---> (your head)
@astrawby4 жыл бұрын
@SlimyKlerburt ---The joke---> (your head)
@kjpvaibhav4 жыл бұрын
1:52 Very polite way of telling everyone to be safe..
@biggieyt64074 жыл бұрын
"And the mistakes of big tech companies went on to never stoke global conflicts ever again" *laughs in Kashmir*
@Yaroooo3 жыл бұрын
It was a mistake.Poland and Czech are both in Schengen zone for many years.Border marks are hard to find on the ground. The border line is complicated, and you can cross the border dozens of times over a distance of several hundred meters without knowing it.Normally, in such a situation, a border guard is in command of a military patrol. This time only military personnel were on patrol.They crossed the border by 40 meters. Everyone knew it was a mistake.In Europe, the border can even be in the middle of the street. You go to work on the Polish side of the road and you come back home after work on the Czech side of the road.Typically and normal situation.
@samuelschonenberger4 жыл бұрын
The pole and Check puns made me laugh way to hard for being bad jokes
@ducks70154 жыл бұрын
"And then we say it was an accident" "Brilliant sir"
@pamirhimalaj10714 жыл бұрын
Czechs in 1918: I just fighted my way through whole Russia, won naval battle without ship and stole Russian national treasure Czechs in 2020: Gimme church back Poles were always had their thing for churches
@qzg78574 жыл бұрын
Yeah and in 1920s when Poland was making its way thru Soviet Union you cheeky bastards took Zaolzie. You cry to this day that we took it back few years later. But all in all we love you czescy bracia
@Pidalin4 жыл бұрын
@@qzg7857 And what did Poland expect when they started taking people to army from disputed area? That's act of agression and young Czechoslovakia had to react strongly to show this new country is not piece of shit. We was also in war with Hungary in same time.
4 жыл бұрын
@@gzorx Well there were Russian guardians protecting the gold. Btw Kolchak lived like a king for more than 1 year and spent approx. 1/10 of that Russian treasure. Don't lie
@novvain4954 жыл бұрын
"won naval battle without ship" Could anyone give some more info on that? I'm curious.
@Pidalin4 жыл бұрын
@@novvain495 Maybe you could just use google. :-D It was on lake Baikal in Russia where our Czechoslovak legionares were fighting against bolsheviks in 1918 and stole them some ship, installed some weapons on that and destroyed other ships. :-D
@Maya477454 жыл бұрын
Good thing Poles and Czechs love each other very much and are overall very much chill in nature so they just like "is good my brotha"
@kacperkordus99234 жыл бұрын
I’m Polish and I love Czechs. Been in Czech Republic twice. Lovely people. But on the internet and media, it seems that Czechs don’t like Poles, why’s that?
@GameKvasir3 жыл бұрын
@@kacperkordus9923 I can speak for myself but its because we are pessimistic around everyone, even ourselves