Joey Batey, who plays Jaskier in The Witcher Netflix series, answers some questions to determine how polish is he. The questions resemble some traditional polish customs and food like Pierogi. #thewitcher #jaskier #joeybatey
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@KalilIllinois4 жыл бұрын
Man that fucking Polishmeter has a better comedic timing than some comedians I've watched, when it starts to rise as he talks about the Pirogi and free falls after he says it was fine, that shit made me laugh
@aSlimyDragon4 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious knowing approximately nothing about Polish culture and just watching the bar move up and down at the things he says. Especially when he adds a word or two and it drops another mark.
@MeggieTheWerewolf4 жыл бұрын
Or just all the way down, boom, it's gone :D
@purpleonii4 жыл бұрын
Im from poland and trust me it is (very big)
@expertionis7944 жыл бұрын
he has been judged
@danielh.87654 жыл бұрын
I did not know a bar could be this sassy
@abcde82934 жыл бұрын
You forgot the D, or were you going to give it later?
@ashb74 жыл бұрын
@@abcde8293 he's saving the D for after marriage
@romdom94064 жыл бұрын
Those eyes, the clean shaven face and really thick bushy chest hair is a weird combo but im intrigued.
@sanchan6194 жыл бұрын
His chest hair...OMG! Major turn on right there.
@romdom94064 жыл бұрын
sanchan619 oh it is and he knows it, notice how he always wear shirts that flaunts them?
@Meqanich4 жыл бұрын
Lots of makeup is you look closely, its the cast of the interview that clean him up like that imao
@JulioCesar-xr5vv4 жыл бұрын
He's hot af to be honest
@mai20154 жыл бұрын
Why did this make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
@nothorren4 жыл бұрын
"i actually prefer home alone 2, do i lose points for that?" *drops a mark*
@mertgunes98544 жыл бұрын
I love the meter slightly rises when he says he'll manufacture some slippers :D
@ashleighlehmann47494 жыл бұрын
"You don't win friends with salad" I felt that in my BONES
@asterismos54514 жыл бұрын
But the salad and the meat are more likely to go off than the potatoes so clearly you leave the potatoes to eat later! No idea if this question is about what Polish people like or a reference to them having recently been sort of starved and so probably big on saving food.
@ashleighlehmann47494 жыл бұрын
@@asterismos5451 I understand dude, I just don't like salad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@asterismos54514 жыл бұрын
@@ashleighlehmann4749 Oh, me neither.
@pachioni79434 жыл бұрын
I hate 'salad' aka the Weatern salad but white/potato/Russian salad is suprior.
@gregtaylor47364 жыл бұрын
I'm sure thats a homer simpson quote
@alicedeau36884 жыл бұрын
Didn’t know the first thing about Polish media but this interviewwas really interesting and funny, loved the little polskometer
@luisepaldrok86694 жыл бұрын
God haha "polskometer" hahaha im laughing my ass off rn
@felucca4 жыл бұрын
i literally didn't notice it until the last question - guess i have to rewatch the entire thing now :))
@alicedeau36884 жыл бұрын
Lee Serberg yeah no I was drunk or something what is written??
@salemsaberhagen15704 жыл бұрын
I love how the scale kept going down every time he said the pierogi was just "fine".
@matipedi45074 жыл бұрын
Video about Poland: exist People from Poland: let me introduce my self
@Sheogorath-4 жыл бұрын
Lmao yea im Polish and its so cringy for me
@omicronia13384 жыл бұрын
Always, it's so fucking weird
@quaron94104 жыл бұрын
There are two words that every 13 yo girl here can say in english- "Say pierogi" xD
@lishan46574 жыл бұрын
LeT Me IntROdUce MysELf
4 жыл бұрын
lol that's so accurate
@thepryde34384 жыл бұрын
Oh my GOD, he's freaking adorable, I love him! I want to hug Joey so bad, I don't care if it's weird to say lol "I'm so Slavic! 😆"
@Inbred984 жыл бұрын
Lol i want to do thingzzz with him not only hugging...
@thepryde34384 жыл бұрын
@@Inbred98 I meaaan... I'd be totally okay with getting more than just a hug as well haha. But I'll stick with the hug for now 😂😂
@MrBrightshadow14 жыл бұрын
@@thepryde3438 both of y'all move over I want in
@dark_screed_56404 жыл бұрын
@@Inbred98 lol i do too,dont kill me as a competitor)
@HoldMyHand7774 жыл бұрын
We need more Joey interview, he's such a fun guy! Please!
@posionknight1924 жыл бұрын
On Polish Netflix you tube channel he appears in most videos now, in one he's drinking some Polish "elixirs" there's an interview with him about reception of the show in Poland, honestly he's the one who I saw much more than the rest of the cast
@AaronShirt4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m just convinced that he IS JASKIER There’s no line between Joey and Jaskier 😂
@UwU-xk5cx4 жыл бұрын
Did someone told him that he was not filming a the witcher scene and could stop scting like jaskier?
@ServerK4 жыл бұрын
or his character is bonded with jaskier xD
@---gu3zu4 жыл бұрын
As a Polish person, I am beyond surprised how accurate this is xDD
@klyx88264 жыл бұрын
HE IS SO CUTE
@aminehilal4 жыл бұрын
I MEAN, HOW IS EVEN POSSIBLE TO EXIST THIS LEVEL OF CUTENESS
@jessdanielle27524 жыл бұрын
assault spoon Why are you so mad about it? Wtf.
@wut7274 жыл бұрын
@@jessdanielle2752 smh they ain't mad
@lal53854 жыл бұрын
2:24 Joey trying to say a word he doesn’t remember 🥺 *YOU ARE WELCOME*
@martynadruzba53154 жыл бұрын
Marzanna XDD
@thepryde34384 жыл бұрын
Thank you, lol! I love that part, how he just muttles through it without really trying 😂
@vieravarda36304 жыл бұрын
"Marza... Ma..Marzana... Bharzarza" 😂
@amostaf-j9i4 жыл бұрын
and the polskometer goes up- I'M WHEEZING😂
@guts19134 жыл бұрын
Hmmm
@curuvari22474 жыл бұрын
*[tosses obligatory coin]*
@vapekatze97144 жыл бұрын
@@curuvari2247 hello there
@curuvari22474 жыл бұрын
@@vapekatze9714 Hullo. (Found some roses to show you: 🌹🌹🌹) ♡
@yenneferzvengerbergu93504 жыл бұрын
Only friend? 🤨
@guts19134 жыл бұрын
@@yenneferzvengerbergu9350 Yen.....
@_Killkor4 жыл бұрын
1:05 The true Polish answer is obviously *nothing, or your babcia (granny) will find you and stuff you like a pufferfish*
@johnchristianson5154 жыл бұрын
I have a polish grandmother, I can attest to this
@o3MTA3o4 жыл бұрын
Right? You're telling me this was an option all along????
@flootzavut30daychallenge4 жыл бұрын
Same in Russia, in my experience
@beatsbyelvis68904 жыл бұрын
yeah I was just looking at the options and going...”neither...?”
@melodyjade68544 жыл бұрын
As a Hispanic I can tell you we are not to leave the table until the plate is clean.
@elizabethemal50134 жыл бұрын
Ok, on side note, as a Czech kid I spent so many hours playing on a "carpet beater frame" ("klepač" actually) it's unreal. This question just hit close to heart!
@MikiMannikin4 жыл бұрын
Konecne viem co tym mysleli :D U nas je to prašiak.
@tomaszwejner14354 жыл бұрын
W Polsce nazywa się to trzepak
@FanaticFantasy4 жыл бұрын
"Klepač" has a special place in my heart . The best thing to play on. ♥
@vanesafilipova15634 жыл бұрын
so no ones gonna talk about how his family dont visit him? i wanna hug him so bad
@docsinchu26123 жыл бұрын
@@celticredhead is his sister d 'Madeleine' girl that sings with him
@seemslegit62034 жыл бұрын
Watching 'home alone' is literally a polish tradition and this point and it sickens me
@matilted4 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Short of greek too at this point... and lemme tell you as a Greek - polish this isn't fun- I can't escape from this little bastard Kevin no matter where I go
@wladyb91894 жыл бұрын
Romanian tradition as well,same with Die Hard. I swear those movies come around Christmas every fucking year 😂
@MikiMannikin4 жыл бұрын
Its noones traditions, its stupid (sorry) movie from america that all tv channels once bought and are never gonna buy any other christmas movie at all.
@emilyb.82194 жыл бұрын
Why is that? I mean it's sort of a tradition in the US along with every other well-known Christmas movie.
@lobstrosity71634 жыл бұрын
How about Potop?
@slowburn29484 жыл бұрын
HIS EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
@leonasnake4 жыл бұрын
Joey is so funny and interesting, I'm so glad he's getting time to shine.
@TwinkleTwinkleTruly4 жыл бұрын
I CANNOT fathom he’s actually in his 30s! He looks like he’s early to mid-twenties!
@dizzy3884 жыл бұрын
He's not in his thirties! He's only 27
@TwinkleTwinkleTruly4 жыл бұрын
Daisy H he said “in my almost 31 years of life” or something, how is that possible if he’s only 27?
@dizzy3884 жыл бұрын
@@TwinkleTwinkleTruly I think maybe he meant that he's seen it more than once some years? not that he's 31 years old! google him, he was born in 1993
@TwinkleTwinkleTruly4 жыл бұрын
Daisy H oh, lol, makes sense, I just assumed since he DID say it was a Christmas movie, that he’s only seen it at Christmas, but I didn’t consider that it could’ve been more than once per year XD
@dizzy3884 жыл бұрын
@@TwinkleTwinkleTruly haha - i watched home alone about four times this christmas, so i can relate :')
@rontheron48074 жыл бұрын
Being a lesbian in this fandom is so much fun I swear seeing y'all thirst over this poor man is way more entertaining than you'd think x)
@lal53854 жыл бұрын
2:46 “kevin!” But tiny 🥺
@bunnyl73282 жыл бұрын
the meter dropping and then dropping again for him saying pierogies are "fine. just fine" made me lol
@martynadruzba53154 жыл бұрын
"Dobrze" - good " "Jak się masz?" - How are you?
@lolaloliepop4 жыл бұрын
I love how the first question us Poles want to know isnt like the US or western europe "do you keep your shows on or off in the house" but "barefoot or house slippers" Also no babcia-fearing pole doesnt try to clean their plate..
@katesampleseverything4 жыл бұрын
His Home Alone impression was spot on! 😂😂
@MrBrightshadow14 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this lol, I love Joey so much
@alexhollinghurst39454 жыл бұрын
Wow you can hear the Geordie accent so much here. From one Geordie to another, I love you dearly, Mr Batey. Never change.
@amandad4224 жыл бұрын
It's a beautiful accent.I'm in love.
@alexhollinghurst39454 жыл бұрын
@@amandad422 Haha, thank you!
@shellr.b.31754 жыл бұрын
Why is this man so damn adorable? It really is not fair to other men.
@kotunyfm4 жыл бұрын
Joey is like a ray of ☀️
@mararhcp4 жыл бұрын
I just lost it with the Home Alone question 😂 I’m from Bulgaria and we too watch it every fuckin Christmas. Also, playing on a carpet beater frame is so slavic oh my god HAHA
@marimonai1984 жыл бұрын
he's such a sunshine i can't
@justtheocean31984 жыл бұрын
So, am I watching joey batey, or is he still jaskier, I'm confused, it's the exact same
@daniellymv4 жыл бұрын
2:46 OMG! HE IS SO CUTE! 😍
@enid15044 жыл бұрын
i love his voice so much, this is crazy omg
@pachioni79434 жыл бұрын
As a Lithuanian, I noticed the similarity with our cultures and I rage also on him not offering spare slippers 😭😭
@battyflaps54104 жыл бұрын
so in the witcher he was just playing himself?
@Buenomars4 жыл бұрын
Dude went from playing a lute in Wolf Hall to playing one with the White Wolf!
@quasi81802 жыл бұрын
Jaskier by far most lovable character in the series so far love him
@lunestiacrescent8274 жыл бұрын
Fresh greens spoil/wilt extremely quickly so you make the salad as close to meal time as possible and you try not to have any leftover. Meat can take a couple days/a week to go bad depending on how it is served/stored and can be easily incorporated into the next meal (like last night's roast being tomorrow's sandwich) so that isn't as big of a deal. POTATOES can be made into f-ing ANYTHING (dumplings, mash, bread, soup, or just cold from the fridge at 3am directly into your mouth) and can be frozen and reheated nearly infinitely.
@ZalesakVID3 жыл бұрын
1:32 "...And it was...fine. Just fine." Henry: "DAMMIT JASKIER"
@deerishere_4 жыл бұрын
He is pretty :')
@mlagv40454 жыл бұрын
I just met a cute Polish guy last week and this comes up. I mean that's fate mate, also I guess I need to go buy some slippers?
@panmajin68954 жыл бұрын
I know literally zero people giving slippers when you visit. You either take off your shoes, or not. Not to say people don't use them, but almost no one keep spares for guests.
@stuv19964 жыл бұрын
@@panmajin6895 What about family?
@KougaJ74 жыл бұрын
Yes. Fate. Totally. Better get the rings out and start planning the wedding. This proof of your future cute Polish husband is undeniable. Yes.
@blueberryshake3334 жыл бұрын
Yes! ♡
@djmindcrasher4 жыл бұрын
@@panmajin6895 My babcia gives me slippers when I visit her.
@yasien4444 жыл бұрын
The chesthair really adds something
@daawesomequeen98134 жыл бұрын
2:24 omg- my heart 😢 I love him so much.
@dartheleven21084 жыл бұрын
Toss him some coins
@ayaneshsarkar78044 жыл бұрын
I'm a Bayern fan, I only know one thing about Poland, if you know what I mean...Lewandowskiiiiiiii
@luphix_4 жыл бұрын
WHY HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE 😭
@limonali2 жыл бұрын
Came for Joey, stayed for the meter bar.
@WiseDragon504 жыл бұрын
Best (annoying) side character ever🤣🤣🤣i would let him rub chamomile on my lovely behind
@realrandoms10134 жыл бұрын
As someone who is mostly polish, I absolutely despise polish food... I was usually starving at family gatherings...
@neegas34904 жыл бұрын
👀
@posionknight1924 жыл бұрын
Thank you finnaly someone like me, everything is too far for me, only my mom can make actually good Polish food because she doesn't put ungodly amounts of oil in everything
@alexthegreatest420694 жыл бұрын
Thank youiuuu for this I needed it
@olymolly36374 жыл бұрын
I lost to this sunbeamy Polish person. He's too bright and brilliant just sitting there and talking. Can't.
@OmarJoseph4 жыл бұрын
1:30 rofl that meter being so confused and possibly disappointed
@robindabank5654 жыл бұрын
So basically jaskier is dandellion in the game and books right?
@zuzaj70544 жыл бұрын
Yes, Jaskier is his original Polish name, it means Dandelion in English.
@robindabank5654 жыл бұрын
@@zuzaj7054 oh! That's nice to know!
@StevenS7574 жыл бұрын
@@zuzaj7054 Jaskier actually means "buttercup" in Polish, but the game developers thought that was a little too feminine of a name in English. So they changed it to "Dandelion".
@zuzaj70544 жыл бұрын
@@StevenS757 omg, you are right, my mistake. It is a flower name anyways.
@picapica2014 жыл бұрын
@@zuzaj7054 it DOESN'T mean dandelion in English, tho. It also has connotations with the word "jaskrawy" which brings to your mind the idea that he's vivid/bright/flashy/colorful, even if you don't know how the fuck the flower looks like.
@ShugoAWay4 жыл бұрын
God he is literally dandylion
@ShesAaRebel4 жыл бұрын
My mom always does the slipper thing! I have my own pair that I use when I go to her house, and she has a pair that she brought to mine that she uses, haha. Then she also has a pair of guest slippers that I see by the door. I never thought twice about it really, but thinking about it now, none of my other friends really wear slippers when I go visit their home. FYI, I live in Canada, where people usually take their shoes off when entering a home. I know in some cultures people wear their outside shoes indoors, but that's for the most part a big no-no here. Unless it's hardwood, and you're either going in a out (ie. taking in groceries), or going through the house to get to the backyard.
@Yana-jg8gp4 жыл бұрын
ля я не знаю что тут делаю, но Джоуи милый)
@peaceprinceshaxi59784 жыл бұрын
Yana очень даже, и я всё пытаюсь понять поляк он или не поляк х)
@user-mv3xx5xn6i4 жыл бұрын
@@peaceprinceshaxi5978 великобританец X)
@elifengin31084 жыл бұрын
I LOVE HIM
@Bart37234 жыл бұрын
Joey: Skoki narciarskie? Jestem fanem Też Joey: Wolałbym obejrzeć coś czego nigdy nie widziałem
@aeiouxxyz35584 жыл бұрын
2:46 lovely
@lunerpup81504 жыл бұрын
He's so cute!!!😚😚😚
@Inbred984 жыл бұрын
Daddy
@Sam-does-uke-stuff Жыл бұрын
*Slaps face* "KEVIN!!" I love him!!
@AliaEvera4 жыл бұрын
2:26 omg his facial expression😂😂 I love him
@vyre434 жыл бұрын
He is a gift
@MariaEduardaLouback4 жыл бұрын
why does he gives me major Chandler vibes?
@GZas4 жыл бұрын
To be fair - I tried pierogi on Greenpoint in NY, and they were really not that good. Plus, their Tyskie was flat. Really not a good representation!
@kotunyfm4 жыл бұрын
You must visit Poland then, we've got top quality pierogi and tyskie there ^^
@GZas4 жыл бұрын
@@kotunyfm Good thing I'm Polish then :*
@TheGregmanPL4 жыл бұрын
Tyskie is meh, Lech is the real shit.
@GZas4 жыл бұрын
@Matt Alibozek yup, they're called "ruskie", my favorite as well!
@meldondglord79304 жыл бұрын
I do not like Tyskie. I prefer Okocim O.K. beer
@wiolettabielinska75663 жыл бұрын
I am convinced that he never ate pierogi made correctly, by a Pole who learned to make them all his life 🤣 please come to Poland and try it here! 😃
@notAshildr2 жыл бұрын
I want more of the polishness bar. It's absolutely stealing the show, and I want it everywhere, just commenting on anything that is happening.
@cashmere6854 жыл бұрын
At 2:27 he sounds like he tries to eat a hot potato or something😂
@alexhollinghurst39454 жыл бұрын
The Polish metre goes up I'm wheezing
@onechaoticneutral30614 жыл бұрын
HE'S 31!?!!?!!?! He looks barely 25
@goldenwolf904 жыл бұрын
Those eyes... 😍😍😍
@bones73304 жыл бұрын
1:13 him sayin potatoes warms my heart and I have no idea why
@alexhollinghurst39454 жыл бұрын
It's the Geordie accent, mate
@user-yx2ol8dw7q4 жыл бұрын
Я: *Радуюсь тому, что это "Лютик, бл*ть"* Видео: Камвдклпдбмадвжби
@toppolino83804 жыл бұрын
Джои: Ма... Я: Просто скажи Джои: Маж... Я: Да скажи уже Джои: Мждавждшнемдвтш Я: МАСЛЕННИЦА! ЛЮТИК, БЛЯТЬ!
@user-mv3xx5xn6i4 жыл бұрын
ахахахах привет русские рубята
@nooki17824 жыл бұрын
@@user-mv3xx5xn6iдратути
@fenciszka4 жыл бұрын
He's so damm cute I'm gonna cry
@sebastianbziuk30494 жыл бұрын
Home Alone vs Home Alone 2 Which team?
@awesomedonut82284 жыл бұрын
Home alone 3
@sebastianbziuk30494 жыл бұрын
Ok
@formalbug57163 жыл бұрын
I love his music
@babyccinocappuccino88304 жыл бұрын
If Jim Sturgess and Iwan Rheon had a child.
@toppolino83804 жыл бұрын
Dacre Montgomery was there too
@kseniatheo4 жыл бұрын
We must protect him at all cost...
@mrfahrenheit5064 жыл бұрын
Quando o humilde bardo...🎵🎶🎶
@parkerdinhwilliams154 жыл бұрын
So Joey is 100% Jaskier. Got it. Love it.
@ButILikeYouAndThatIsNotFake4 жыл бұрын
1:30 - 1:40 IM WHEEZING, THE BAR 🤣🤣🤣
@xraikou85082 жыл бұрын
poor little timmy
@AutumnForestFox4 жыл бұрын
"I'm so slavic" XD
@lobstrosity71634 жыл бұрын
He fits as Jaskier but they should've give him his iconic hat. And Geralt's and Jaskier's friendship in the books is better. In the show he's just an annoying sidekick that Geralt even beats up.
@HolyWarriorFury4 жыл бұрын
Not from Poland but my Grandpa's family is from Poland
@Evija30004 жыл бұрын
He said he's 31 (or so) while his imdb is still saying he's 27.
@ridiaraspberry40954 жыл бұрын
He said he has watched it 31 times (or at least that's what he meant imho) -> watches every Christmas and added a few for the times he saw it off Christmas season
@Evija30004 жыл бұрын
@@ridiaraspberry4095 He said he's been arsing around for 30 years in another vid too. Maybe exaggerated, dunno.
@Viscratus4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier gives me heavy gabe vibes ffom the Office and I have no idea why
@wyennie4 жыл бұрын
i love him too much oh my god
@curuvari22474 жыл бұрын
Mate. My heart exploded. Guys. Send an ambulance, please. Ow. Help. Hhh.
@sanerk4 жыл бұрын
I learned that I'm polish
@sUbScRiBeRswItHoUtvEdEo4 жыл бұрын
i prefer home alone 2 too, glad someone finally said it
@DieLorel313 жыл бұрын
Joey saying "Jagshemash!" immediately made me think of Borat, I'm sorry.
@absolutenightmare95774 жыл бұрын
Whenever you’re from a foreign country I love how whenever something about that country comes up, everyone turns to you and you have to pretend like you have any f u c k i n g idea what they’re talking about.