How programmers flex on each other

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Fireship

9 ай бұрын

Top 10 ways developers flex on each other. Learn how to show off your achievements in the world of programming.
#programming #humor #top10
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🔖 Topics Covered
- How to offend a developer
- Ways that developers like to boast
- How linux users flex on each other
- Imposter syndrome for programmers
- Challenges of learning how to code

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@Fireship
@Fireship 8 ай бұрын
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@linkin543210
@linkin543210 8 ай бұрын
Mmmm no
@vaisakhkm783
@vaisakhkm783 8 ай бұрын
No way... You got sponsored by the Lord KZbin himself??
@skatcat743
@skatcat743 8 ай бұрын
I am already a premium enjoyer :)
@Dyxce
@Dyxce 8 ай бұрын
youtube trying really hard
@youdontknowme2508
@youdontknowme2508 8 ай бұрын
I use KZbin ReVanced btw
@joe_xyz
@joe_xyz 8 ай бұрын
This is true. Spiders are indeed the world's best web developers.
@lauriekimani
@lauriekimani 8 ай бұрын
They don't even fear bugs.
@vaisakhkm783
@vaisakhkm783 8 ай бұрын
@@lauriekimani COME ON... you nailed it....
@justarandomweeb4661
@justarandomweeb4661 8 ай бұрын
Damn He got it
@BEN-ys6gu
@BEN-ys6gu 8 ай бұрын
OMG, I did NOT catch that while watching the video, genius!!
@Rundik
@Rundik 8 ай бұрын
We develop for the web. They develop THE WEB
@progtom7585
@progtom7585 8 ай бұрын
imposter syndrome to superiority complex switching every few hours is such a rollercoaster
@hungrymusicwolf
@hungrymusicwolf 8 ай бұрын
From "Holy crap I know nothing I must be an absolute fool." to "These idiots don't have a clue what they're doing!" in less than 10 seconds flat.
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 8 ай бұрын
@@hungrymusicwolf truly the experience of being a programmer
@wolfigans8376
@wolfigans8376 8 ай бұрын
I am a new programmer and i thought this was my problem😂
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@MrHitmancheg
@MrHitmancheg 8 ай бұрын
"Instead of contemplating how to solve this problem, I should contemplate the rope" to "I AM THE GOD OF THE MACHINES, BOW TO ME MORTALS" pipeline is real and it's glorious.
@Nacalal
@Nacalal 8 ай бұрын
"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity." Joking aside, I really think this is something every new programmer should hear, and I firmly believe Terry hit the nail right on the head with that one. The point of programming is to do things more efficiently, so don't try to over-complicate things when you really don't have to.
@BooBaddyBig
@BooBaddyBig 7 ай бұрын
While there's an element of truth, I think it's overrated though. True high efficiency virtually never appears globally simple, at most only locally.
@GAxelic
@GAxelic 6 ай бұрын
In the name of Arch Linux, I invite you to worship Arch alone: I bear witness that there is no distro but Arch, and I bear witness that Levente & Aaron Griffin are the Messenger of Arch. These words make you a servant of Arch Linux BTW. ...... .... ......
@_randomyoutubeuser
@_randomyoutubeuser 6 ай бұрын
@@Robertoclos-ib7cc but allah is gay
@Revoltition
@Revoltition 5 ай бұрын
​@@_randomyoutubeuser nah
@DailyShit.
@DailyShit. 5 ай бұрын
Sadly we live in a world where vultures and grifters win. So people with bigger commits and more lines written look better in some MBA assholes dashboard.
@FloridaMeng
@FloridaMeng 5 ай бұрын
NGL, that was the best ad for KZbin premium that I've ever seen. I'm taking notes. You presented targeted relatable issues you've overcome with the product and described how you'll continue to use the premium due to its generalized superiority over other apps that charge similar prices but don't offer all the services the product provides.
@ryandugan3295
@ryandugan3295 16 күн бұрын
bros glazing yt premium lmao
@bundesrepublikdeutschland7282
@bundesrepublikdeutschland7282 5 күн бұрын
​@@ryandugan3295fr 💀
@spacemeter3001
@spacemeter3001 8 ай бұрын
Let's be real here: The spider at the end is the only web developer who is happy when he encounters bugs 😂
@Greedygoblingames
@Greedygoblingames 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Dubstep_Gun
@Dubstep_Gun 8 ай бұрын
He should be careful encountering Python which can destroy his entire carrier...
@GOGEDIT
@GOGEDIT 8 ай бұрын
@@Dubstep_Gun Is python bad?
@thatocyberspace
@thatocyberspace 8 ай бұрын
@@GOGEDIT 😂😂😂 he is adding a joke on another joke, python is one of the friendly language out there.
@collynchristopherbrenner3245
@collynchristopherbrenner3245 8 ай бұрын
Confirmed: Web developers are pessimistic spiders.
@isomeme
@isomeme 8 ай бұрын
We older software engineers can often add the casual "By the way, I wrote that" flex while explaining an API that is seemingly older than time itself to a junior developer. 🙂
@p0r5ch3911
@p0r5ch3911 8 ай бұрын
For be that would be only a flex on newbies who haven't read my code yet. I mean it all works, but I really don't like to look at code that I wrote 5 years ago. 😅
@bigaa753
@bigaa753 8 ай бұрын
@@p0r5ch3911 I begin hating my code as soon as it’s merged.
@Thezftw
@Thezftw 8 ай бұрын
@@p0r5ch3911 How it usually goes is something like "there was probably a reason for that which I don't remember anymore".
@cushmfg
@cushmfg 8 ай бұрын
@@ThezftwI just always say “oh yeah that’s a business logic decision” no matter what
@delamcode
@delamcode 8 ай бұрын
“By the way I wrote that programming language”
@ghostshrimp7847
@ghostshrimp7847 7 ай бұрын
My professor for my ethics class is a real G, got so much success making products and sold software to Microsoft for millions. He works as a "lecturer" lecturers only get ~$3000 a semester and are usually the ones who actually care about their students' education. Anyways, when you mentioned the flexing thing I remember him saying that there will be a lot of people that will try and flex on you and while saying that he was flexing and did a funny pose xD.
@paulotaviorod
@paulotaviorod 8 ай бұрын
This video is just TOO GOOD. I've seen it like 4 times now. Keep up with the hilarious informative videos, Jeff!
@Havii
@Havii 8 ай бұрын
One way to flex as a programmer is to help your fellow programmers and teach them your skills
@yourlinuxguy
@yourlinuxguy 8 ай бұрын
Then next week lose your job cz you're not needed any more, and you endup using your time to fix others bugs! LOL /j
@RoderickUrb
@RoderickUrb 8 ай бұрын
The Chad approach
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@ClowdyHowdy
@ClowdyHowdy 8 ай бұрын
​@@somekid8311it sucks yet here you are, using KZbin, enjoying the work of a content creator supported by KZbin premium and ad sense
@LineOfThy
@LineOfThy 8 ай бұрын
Yea but then they become better than you and you become the one flexed on
@data-dylan
@data-dylan 8 ай бұрын
As a python programmer, I try to flex by cramming as much code in one line as possible while ignoring readability.
@s1nistr433
@s1nistr433 7 ай бұрын
As an ex Facebook Google engineer, and current Arch Linux Vim user with 12,000 GitHub badges, I disagree. If you are not writing in C then you are not a real programmer. Git gud
@TheMultiplexx
@TheMultiplexx 7 ай бұрын
@@s1nistr433 What do you mean C? Real programmers write in assembly. Get humbled kiddo.
@cambrown5777
@cambrown5777 7 ай бұрын
You must be too young to know Perl programmers
@vibemusic6478
@vibemusic6478 7 ай бұрын
@@TheMultiplexx The true gigachad programmer writes in binary.
@TheMultiplexx
@TheMultiplexx 7 ай бұрын
​@@vibemusic6478 I mean, when I get bored, I just hold the end of the cable and read the data coming in through my finger.
@KirillGalenko
@KirillGalenko 4 ай бұрын
This was beautiful. The pacing is perfect. The jokes hit so right. Bravo sir.
@AashutoshRathi
@AashutoshRathi 8 ай бұрын
How can this guy consistently make such great videos, fast and freaking awesome! 👏🏻
@TimScharinger
@TimScharinger 8 ай бұрын
He learned to use the power of AI. 🤓
@rafaeldeleon3386
@rafaeldeleon3386 8 ай бұрын
That's his flex.
@yashshende2786
@yashshende2786 8 ай бұрын
Imagine creating a 6 minutes long video on flexing just to flex the retweet you got from Elon 😂
@rupuzzled
@rupuzzled 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JorgeFalconOnline
@JorgeFalconOnline 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Fireship
@Fireship 8 ай бұрын
What's funny is I made this video weeks ago to flex I got sponsored by KZbin. The Elon tweet was just the cherry on top
@sebby007
@sebby007 8 ай бұрын
Congrats! Well deserved@@Fireship
@puppywaldo
@puppywaldo 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Synthwave89
@Synthwave89 8 ай бұрын
This dude just roasted the entire programming community and somehow made us love it 😂😂❤❤
@szigo3211
@szigo3211 8 ай бұрын
And when everyone's roasted, no one will be.
@HypnosisBear
@HypnosisBear 8 ай бұрын
@@szigo3211 Very True 🤣
@Krecconati
@Krecconati 8 ай бұрын
​@@HypnosisBear i use arch, btw
@cutiepielonely
@cutiepielonely 8 ай бұрын
@@Krecconati i use arch too, btw
@jamessral-subclassact
@jamessral-subclassact 8 ай бұрын
What a flex
@kopilkaiser8991
@kopilkaiser8991 3 ай бұрын
You really know how to pick images to throw the jokes perfectly. The reason I'm saying this is because the indian guy with the gold all on all him, is the perfect depicture to illustrate that joke. You have a really good talent of creating fun content, whilst at the same time letting the masses know about all the news and information about current trends. I hope you carry on always making such awesome videos.
@codesafariDev
@codesafariDev 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for taking a break. Really helps to not feel like "Not being able to keep up with the changes going on" the whole time.
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... .... ......
@7heMech
@7heMech 8 ай бұрын
"Many years ago in a story I just made up" - Jeff
@SatyamSingh-fm2bn
@SatyamSingh-fm2bn 8 ай бұрын
​@@SafouTop10gkfDo you really have 0 posts and 1.93k subs?
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 8 ай бұрын
@@SatyamSingh-fm2bn It's a bot
@CAEC64
@CAEC64 8 ай бұрын
@@SatyamSingh-fm2bn well the thing is, it says "Country: Qatar" on his channel's about me, this guy bought his subscribers from oil money
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... ............
@7heMech
@7heMech 7 ай бұрын
@@Robertoclos-ib7cc copy pasting that won't make anyone convert, you're just annoying lol
@Ked_gaming
@Ked_gaming 8 ай бұрын
Not the flex tutorial we wanted but the one we deserved
@lostplug
@lostplug 8 ай бұрын
Wicked😭😭
@JustNickGavriel
@JustNickGavriel 8 ай бұрын
I love this video. I had to watch it multiple times over several days to get all the laughs. I think this video is a masterpiece that presents one of the most important and most hilarious concepts in software development.
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... .... .....
@DJMeku
@DJMeku 8 ай бұрын
5:56 but the Spider Web is actually an engineering marvel 😂
@kabeerahmad26
@kabeerahmad26 8 ай бұрын
The amount of knowledge he owns is worthier than the thousands of tutorials that teach coding in a vicious way
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@kabeerahmad26
@kabeerahmad26 8 ай бұрын
This man has in-depth knowledge of coding. Only a few Coders or programmers know how the languages work under the hood. Devoting yourself&urlife to programming isn't an easy thing to do
@whatyoumissed9994
@whatyoumissed9994 8 ай бұрын
no, you can just do a research today on topics like quantum mechanics and make a video about it to look cool despite the fact you just did the research before, he isnt that knowledge they way you think, he is just good in making computer science content effortlessly, there is a difference, this is his full time job,
@kabeerahmad26
@kabeerahmad26 8 ай бұрын
@@whatyoumissed9994 It's his decade of experience that he demonstrates in 4 to 5min
@s1nistr433
@s1nistr433 8 ай бұрын
I personally use VSCode and JavaScript because I want to speed up global warming with code bloat, I use Windows instead of loonix because I like spying and ads
@DarwinsChihuahua
@DarwinsChihuahua 8 ай бұрын
We had a guy who was the low-level library guru for the company. We rolled all our own libraries. No C++ standard library for anything. So, naturally, we had to have our own optimized string comparison function. Fast forward to a year later when an obscure bug starts causing string comparisons to match with the wrong arguments. You ask for one thing by name, and you get something else. Since this was in code I was working on, I had to try to fix it. The thing I realized was that the two strings that were incorrectly matching were always 16 bytes long. So, I decided to look into our string comparison code. And that's where the bug was. Some edge case or an off-by-one error. I forgot what it was. For that day, I was the guru.
@chris-hayes
@chris-hayes 8 ай бұрын
"So, naturally, we had to have our own optimized string comparison function." I think we all knew where that story was going 😂
@supernenechi
@supernenechi 8 ай бұрын
What is the reason for not using the standard library?
@realbawitdabaw7603
@realbawitdabaw7603 8 ай бұрын
@@supernenechi sometimes high security places roll their own libs
@scotthinton4610
@scotthinton4610 8 ай бұрын
That sounds horribly expensive.
@madhououinkyoma
@madhououinkyoma 8 ай бұрын
@@chris-hayeswe did? I guess this is a popular thing
@ddotmars
@ddotmars 8 ай бұрын
every single fireship video ends with bro ascending into a different realm of consciousness
@vziegler2
@vziegler2 8 ай бұрын
I just wanted to say a quick thank you for the brilliantly funny videos you constantly produce
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... .... ......
@samueldubik4418
@samueldubik4418 8 ай бұрын
I absolutely love how 90% of your videos are quick educational content and the other 10% is just pure shitpost. Thank you for doing the god's work. Thanks to your videos Javascript puts food on my family as well.
@B3Band
@B3Band 8 ай бұрын
kinky
@skyhappy
@skyhappy 8 ай бұрын
Did you do a bootcamp
@samueldubik4418
@samueldubik4418 8 ай бұрын
@skyhappy nah I've learned most of the stuff on college and from GPT and finally landed a job in a field, but the Fireship definitely helped with getting used to JS ecosystem
@postblitz
@postblitz 8 ай бұрын
Why are you putting food ON your family? For the love of JS please stop.
@samueldubik4418
@samueldubik4418 8 ай бұрын
@@postblitz it's the joke he often uses in his videos
@Robin_Goodfellow
@Robin_Goodfellow 8 ай бұрын
Don't forget unusual keyboard setups. One point each for: split keyboards, 60% keyboards, rare mechanical switches, or pretty keycaps. Two points for using DVORAK or another "more efficient" layout.
@anonymousandauthentic8704
@anonymousandauthentic8704 8 ай бұрын
All points if you do it on a integrated laptop keyboard with butterfly keys
@Me__Myself__and__I
@Me__Myself__and__I 8 ай бұрын
I used to have a DataHands split pod keyboard that was worth $2k. Does that count?
@Robin_Goodfellow
@Robin_Goodfellow 8 ай бұрын
@@anonymousandauthentic8704 Yes, but only if you're already a based senior developer. Juniors using their stock office equipment like a normal person is cringe
@discreaderror
@discreaderror 8 ай бұрын
Engram layout ftw. 🤌🏻
@alexandersergan9220
@alexandersergan9220 8 ай бұрын
@@Me__Myself__and__I definitely!
@synced3228
@synced3228 8 ай бұрын
this video just keeps getting better
@arnoldforova9317
@arnoldforova9317 7 ай бұрын
Bro, watching your vidoes makes me tear up every time. You're so bloody amazing.
@dsar8727
@dsar8727 8 ай бұрын
As a crappy programmer my self, on zoom meetings i use a lot of jargons and vague sentences that awe people whilst having Wikipedia open on one of my screens, has been working like a charm for years.
@sanguineel
@sanguineel 7 ай бұрын
How do you know which wikipedia article to pick
@littlehamham3281
@littlehamham3281 7 ай бұрын
practice makes perfect@@sanguineel
@projectdeveloper9311
@projectdeveloper9311 5 ай бұрын
Average "200k per year" dev be like:
@jordy_kill1298
@jordy_kill1298 4 ай бұрын
I usually say i just woke up
@ColossalMcBuzz
@ColossalMcBuzz 8 ай бұрын
Sometimes you have to wonder "Am I even good enough to have imposter syndrome?"
@HartleySan
@HartleySan 8 ай бұрын
"I wish I were good enough to have imposter syndrome!" I love it!
@white-bunny
@white-bunny 8 ай бұрын
Imposter Syndrome Inception 🤯
@NathanHedglin
@NathanHedglin 8 ай бұрын
no, you're not.
@antonshotpoteita
@antonshotpoteita 8 ай бұрын
I'm saying to myself that I don't have impostor syndrome because if I do then it means that I'm better than what I think so I'm having a superiority complex
@Astr0B
@Astr0B 8 ай бұрын
@@antonshotpoteitathat’s a rough way to be
@Fitalup
@Fitalup 8 ай бұрын
i think this is the best video so far x'D , u just flexed upon every programmer on earth !
@jayfrayy2368
@jayfrayy2368 8 ай бұрын
Honestly the best ad i'ever seen in a video (for youtube premium) was so subtlely thrown in there I didn't skip it on instinct
@abeltovar3058
@abeltovar3058 8 ай бұрын
This is probably the most important video I will ever watch in my dev career
@phutureproof
@phutureproof 8 ай бұрын
nah its not, the most important one is the "how to graft by pretending" by everyone
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@Astr0B
@Astr0B 8 ай бұрын
Facts
@swxpizz9338
@swxpizz9338 8 ай бұрын
@@somekid8311 dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... ............
@re_detach
@re_detach 8 ай бұрын
THANK YOU FOR KEEPING OUR IMPOSTER SYNDROME ALIVE ❤HAVE A GREAT DAY FIRESHIP! ❤
@Aeduo
@Aeduo 8 ай бұрын
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 8 ай бұрын
I use VIM btw
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@antonshotpoteita
@antonshotpoteita 8 ай бұрын
​@@LuisSierra42i use arch btw (don't tell them that i used archinstall)
@re_detach
@re_detach 8 ай бұрын
@@somekid8311 don't knock Fireship for branching out; he only makes a measly $50k / yr as a tiny Jr. Dev right now! Have some respect!
@RoamingOdin0778
@RoamingOdin0778 7 ай бұрын
I have no clue how I ended up at this channel but it's absolute gold.
@HenrryWith2Rs
@HenrryWith2Rs 5 ай бұрын
This is some of the very best of your content I’ve seen you put out and I already love your content
@Lync512
@Lync512 8 ай бұрын
The ultimate flex is being the admin who denies a devs request for a new package.
@aravindpallippara1577
@aravindpallippara1577 8 ай бұрын
Then you copy the source compile it to binary and commit it to source code anyway.... No overgrown IT defeats me in my quest for copying stuff
@Lync512
@Lync512 8 ай бұрын
@@aravindpallippara1577 unfortunately this has been forwarded to Legal and HR for violation of company policies.
@notsojharedtroll23
@notsojharedtroll23 8 ай бұрын
​@@aravindpallippara1577😂😂😂
@krispockell685
@krispockell685 8 ай бұрын
😢
@HypnosisBear
@HypnosisBear 8 ай бұрын
@@aravindpallippara1577 Relatable xd
@elgobert
@elgobert 8 ай бұрын
I like comedy, and i like programming. I had never expected there would be a channel that would combine these two this good. Great Job !!!
@nanonorthlabs3375
@nanonorthlabs3375 7 ай бұрын
Sad part is that it’s all facts
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... .... .....
@Freakazoid12345
@Freakazoid12345 7 ай бұрын
The guy who started Wendy's said that the first and last bite are the most important bites of a burger because they are the first and last impression. The intro and ending to this were excellent.
@jacksonzarckanov5763
@jacksonzarckanov5763 7 ай бұрын
​@@Robertoclos-ib7ccStill prefer Money, much more useful
@BillClinton228
@BillClinton228 4 ай бұрын
The thing about CLEAN code hit home hard,. Why does a simple api request need to go through 15 layers of abstraction until it does what its supposed to? How is that smart or readable to anyone except the people that wrote it? Oh and the lead dev doesn't allow you to use if statements, we've only been using them for dacades but no flexing is more important than productivity.
@MCilmi1
@MCilmi1 Ай бұрын
Haha this is awesome take on the nature of people. Literally laughed out loud at the last spider flex punch line 😂 Great stuff.
@lostdemonaunt8256
@lostdemonaunt8256 8 ай бұрын
best video of yours yet. keep it up
@albertoarmando6711
@albertoarmando6711 8 ай бұрын
I once interviewed a candidate that asked me to address him as Erlang. You will call me Erlang, he said. My ego is so removed from my job, that I was amused by this individual. I indulged his request and continued interviewing Erlang for the next 45 minutes. He was incredibly intelligent and eager to destroy my team's morale.
@lolatmyage
@lolatmyage 8 ай бұрын
So how is he doing now that he's taken your position?
@willmcclard206
@willmcclard206 7 ай бұрын
last name haaland?
@albertoarmando6711
@albertoarmando6711 7 ай бұрын
@@lolatmyage my position? he is CEO ... in another company.
@26manasviverma14
@26manasviverma14 7 ай бұрын
​@@willmcclard206I hear he is a farmer in some thing named PL
@marchewitt
@marchewitt 8 ай бұрын
You missed the WFH-only Programmer "essential staff" flex of taking meetings in your kitchen or on walks, when everyone else has to go into the office.
@HartleySan
@HartleySan 8 ай бұрын
A possible flex even better than that: Just skip the meetings because you know you can't be fired.
@robinpage2730
@robinpage2730 8 ай бұрын
He also missed the assembly language flex
@trench6118
@trench6118 8 ай бұрын
I didn’t know that was a thing but I can picture it haha. So awful
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@SurmenianSoldier
@SurmenianSoldier 8 ай бұрын
@@somekid8311 dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@alisonhj
@alisonhj 6 ай бұрын
That was gold! Thanks for posting this!
@konfushon
@konfushon 7 ай бұрын
and that's why I love this channel 😂😂😂
@rafaeldeleon3386
@rafaeldeleon3386 8 ай бұрын
Another good flex is to help someone who is using some tool you don't use or haven't used in forever, confidently tell them what they need to do to get what they want done, and have it work because you can figure out the tool based on how you think it should work.
@terryriley6410
@terryriley6410 8 ай бұрын
This one lol. I almost feel bad when it happens. I just want to help, not flex.
@MrAntice
@MrAntice 7 ай бұрын
I got history in customer support back in the 90's. We had to understand what was under the hood on the products to be able to help in many cases. I can still to this day, casually walk up to a new app or system and figure out what's wrong becuase nothing has truly changed since then. ux's has just had yearly face lifts.
@SSingh-nr8qz
@SSingh-nr8qz 8 ай бұрын
Damn that ending exactly describes my transition out of tech and into a hobby farm 10 years ago. Never been happier.
@davidbreier84
@davidbreier84 8 ай бұрын
Seems to be a common occurence with tech guys
@stickguy9109
@stickguy9109 8 ай бұрын
Do you still code sometimes? Like for fun just curious. Or did you start doing for the sole purpose of getting a high paid job
@GSBarlev
@GSBarlev 8 ай бұрын
​@@stickguy9109There are open source / open hardware "hackerlab" volunteers out in the world setting up ESP32 soil moisture sensors over LoRa-WAN networks and posting about it once a month when they come into town to access the internet. They are the true giga-chads of the world.
@raylopez99
@raylopez99 8 ай бұрын
I have a farm too, in two different countries, staffed by other people of course, no profits but lots of fun (sheep, goats, fish). I hobby code and still do sometimes (learning Rust now, but after a couple of months I'm bored of it, having done everything except asynchronous programming, and CLI coding bores me compared to C#/WPF, even if the latter has more memory leaks). I worked in Silicon Valley in the 1990s in business development but I made my big money the old fashioned way, I inherited it.
@emptytutorials
@emptytutorials 8 ай бұрын
My professor is looking into making an egg farm in next 5 years
@estheralaba1195
@estheralaba1195 8 ай бұрын
“It was at that moment I knew I was flexed upon”🤣🤣😂😭
@stormerthe2nd
@stormerthe2nd 8 ай бұрын
the ending of this video is actually beautiful
@zevo92
@zevo92 8 ай бұрын
I just had to pause the video so damn often to let each joke, reference and burn sink in. I'm not sure if I feel attacked, offended or entertained. True quality content right here. Thank you sir!
@MrNikolidas
@MrNikolidas 3 ай бұрын
They're not mutually exclusive, I am all three right now.
@webdev_telugu
@webdev_telugu 8 ай бұрын
0:43 Brahmi fans. Like here
@nikolatesla399
@nikolatesla399 7 ай бұрын
😂 haa
@shortanimationsforfun89
@shortanimationsforfun89 3 ай бұрын
Me too
@hiimdaisy946
@hiimdaisy946 Ай бұрын
wow this video was actually deeper than i thought it would be, this is so profound. i honestly needed this ngl.
@dariooquelivillaltachevez1546
@dariooquelivillaltachevez1546 8 ай бұрын
dude this was too great xD take it as you will
@aakura
@aakura 8 ай бұрын
I didn't expect this collaboration.
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 8 ай бұрын
with TechLead?
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@summerWTFE
@summerWTFE 8 ай бұрын
I watch far too much of it thinking it was a part of the content.
@blobglo
@blobglo 8 ай бұрын
@@LuisSierra42 pretty sure he’s talking about Low Level Learning
@LineOfThy
@LineOfThy 8 ай бұрын
@@somekid8311dude stop copypasting
@gab_shirohige
@gab_shirohige 8 ай бұрын
"Those who can't code become influencers" -this is the main reason why there's so many tutorial videos covering only basic stuff, like literally stuff that can be found on documentation. Many devs will consume tech documentation over the weekend and create content for that, and becomes "influencer".
@luckerooni7628
@luckerooni7628 6 ай бұрын
it's funny that you think they actually read the documentation themselves in the first place before they made a video about it
@rykehuss3435
@rykehuss3435 5 ай бұрын
@@luckerooni7628 "whats a man page?"
@itzaryaanyt2003
@itzaryaanyt2003 5 ай бұрын
Totally agree 👍
@francol.dejuana7862
@francol.dejuana7862 5 ай бұрын
Sadly, this is why for example, when i needed to set up an API, half of the videos i saw (mostly from big channels) just gave error, or only helped to return a simple 200 code.
@AmeeliaK
@AmeeliaK 3 ай бұрын
Like the premium Medium articles that Medium won't let you read where you can just google the title to get to the source where they copied from...
@user-nd8wk5pe9m
@user-nd8wk5pe9m 8 ай бұрын
this is one of best videos describing software engineers
@samilqs
@samilqs 7 ай бұрын
this is the greatest tutorial ive ever seen before
@arbazna
@arbazna 8 ай бұрын
Rest in peace Terry. Greatest programmer of all time
@Joker22593
@Joker22593 8 ай бұрын
I wish he would've taken his meds. There's a tragic beauty in how such great works come from such troubled people, and it almost makes me feel guilty that such beauty can only come from great suffering.
@MarvinPowell1
@MarvinPowell1 8 ай бұрын
Indeed, Terry Crews was the best programmer of all time. Especially with Tim Pool OS changing the industry.
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... ............
@k98killer
@k98killer 8 ай бұрын
Bigger flex: open a terminal in a split pane within vim running within a terminal within VS Code that has the vim extension installed. It's like a factory for your factory factory. Tom would be so proud.
@arjix8738
@arjix8738 8 ай бұрын
Tom is a genius!
@mikeb031
@mikeb031 8 ай бұрын
This is my favourite Fireship video to date.
@Unununium273
@Unununium273 4 күн бұрын
A bigger flex, is when my dad started a company, he decided to use C++ but hated the standard library so much that he made a memory safe/ garbage collecting version to then use for their actual development.
@JustPromptMe
@JustPromptMe 8 ай бұрын
That ending was pure art. Shakespeare has nothing on you! 👏👏
@Astr0B
@Astr0B 8 ай бұрын
This man is an artist
@Ramix09
@Ramix09 8 ай бұрын
This is a master class on the current state of software development, you outflexed us all my friend
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... .... .....
@BillClinton228
@BillClinton228 19 күн бұрын
I worked for a company where everything was buried under 10 layers of abstraction... you shouldn't go through 10 controllers to find some crud functions for a form. The egos of the people who created this mess was off the charts.
@MAX-nv6yj
@MAX-nv6yj 6 ай бұрын
I wasn't expect the end flex but well done spider. best flexer on the earth bro lol
@svenbtb
@svenbtb 8 ай бұрын
The number of jokes and the timing and the pace of this video are god-tier
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... ............
@noplay6360
@noplay6360 8 ай бұрын
Never forget to flex on others with all those domains you own for projects you never finish 😂
@ameyoameyo
@ameyoameyo 8 ай бұрын
KEEP THIS BRO . being able to create such content, without a camera is FLEXING NEXT LEVEL . N.B. like an ex-FLEXer. on your VS CODE window , you can see a red cross ...
@ryansupak3639
@ryansupak3639 5 ай бұрын
I was a Dev for 20Y or so, now I QAD/kickstart many interesting projects for many talented teams. My favorite all-time “developer flex” is working code, thoughtfully-organized, delivered at some semblance of “on time”.
@ryansupak3639
@ryansupak3639 5 ай бұрын
…and it’s an even bigger “flex” if they Push their code to Repo at least once a day.
@vanhohenheim1515
@vanhohenheim1515 8 ай бұрын
6:15 I mean spiders are the world's greatest WEB DEVELOPERS
@diretitan9871
@diretitan9871 8 ай бұрын
This is your best video yet. I've never laughed off my ass this hard.
@matthewdufty606
@matthewdufty606 4 ай бұрын
This was a great video tutorial. Easy to understand and fun to watch. I learnt a lot
@gabrielc3303
@gabrielc3303 8 ай бұрын
This is too good 😂😂😂 Thanks for making my night better
@bebls
@bebls 8 ай бұрын
These videos are genuinely a new form of comedy The straight faced delivery of the funniest shit I cant
@bebls
@bebls 8 ай бұрын
​@@animesuxxxxyknow.... That may be a good point,..
@gogogomes7025
@gogogomes7025 8 ай бұрын
Mf shilled for yt so fast that I didn't had the time to realize I was being served ads, well played, well played. Would like to see AI managing to do that.
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@zyansheep
@zyansheep 8 ай бұрын
@@somekid8311 *he says while writing a KZbin comment on a KZbin video*
@meltygear5955
@meltygear5955 8 ай бұрын
@@somekid8311 You know you can just close the browser window, right?
@smithwillnot
@smithwillnot 8 ай бұрын
plot twist: this whole video was written by AI
@kaifireborn7594
@kaifireborn7594 8 ай бұрын
Sorry, what's wrong with this? Seemed like a fun video to me, basing on some inside jokes developers usually have?
@Kris-qn4bn
@Kris-qn4bn 8 ай бұрын
bro is soo good at programing he got sponsored by youtube
@nymusicman
@nymusicman 7 ай бұрын
Dude, you got me laughing when you said you didn't even know how to close VSCode. That was great!
@maruf16khan
@maruf16khan 8 ай бұрын
One of the best videos on this channel. Made my day honestly 😂💙
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@UsefulProgrammer
@UsefulProgrammer 8 ай бұрын
This is just genius. Congratulations on a job well done Fireship. ❤
@somekid8311
@somekid8311 8 ай бұрын
dude youtube sucks this is sad to see him shill like this
@Lord_Vertice
@Lord_Vertice 8 ай бұрын
@@somekid8311 can you stop replying that to everyone?
@taku6157
@taku6157 8 ай бұрын
Maybe it's a bot
@SportNetwok
@SportNetwok 5 ай бұрын
that is by far The best video I've ever seen in this platform.
@HenrryWith2Rs
@HenrryWith2Rs 6 ай бұрын
This is arguably one of my top 3 videos of you ever
@bbcversus
@bbcversus 8 ай бұрын
I am not a programmer and I barely understand 30% of what you say, especially when you dive into the code jargon but damn it's entertaining to watch your videos! I could watch for hours!
@VivekMChawla
@VivekMChawla 8 ай бұрын
I love your videos, and this was one of the best! My only regret is that I don’t know enough people in my life who know how perfectly hilarious this is.😂😂😂 Thank you for everything you do!
@sygpandit
@sygpandit 8 ай бұрын
Better say "I don't know any people to flex"😐
@lifeasdev7480
@lifeasdev7480 8 ай бұрын
because mostly programers found this found and understand
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... .... .....
@LuisVasDeCamoes
@LuisVasDeCamoes 8 ай бұрын
Best video that I've seen in a long time :D
@sudhamjayanthi
@sudhamjayanthi 6 ай бұрын
Never thought a fireship video would have Brahmanandam haha! Great video.
@Raham98
@Raham98 8 ай бұрын
I died laughing at this, and I love how LowLevelLearning made an appearance. You guys are awesome, good stuff!
@OatmealTheCrazy
@OatmealTheCrazy 7 ай бұрын
So do Primeagen and debatably Terry Davis as well.
@hededinchesslol
@hededinchesslol 8 ай бұрын
0:04 Jimmy neutron in the bottom right
@P-39_Airacobra
@P-39_Airacobra Ай бұрын
"I'm sorry, I only program in x64 assembly, and I prefer to write the metadata of my .exe files manually using raw binary" *room falls silent* *jaws drop* *confused looks* *boss music starts playing*
@Dramko
@Dramko 8 ай бұрын
thanks your programmers jokes are the best
@frenchfryinyourmcdonaldsba8688
@frenchfryinyourmcdonaldsba8688 8 ай бұрын
3:45 is that BILL GATES!?! LMAOOO
@mllenessmarie
@mllenessmarie 8 ай бұрын
That ending though 👌
@mindplanet3230
@mindplanet3230 7 ай бұрын
I love your humor lmao😂
@romeopeter1922
@romeopeter1922 8 ай бұрын
You’re at this thing you 😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed this so much.
@NeilvsZA
@NeilvsZA 8 ай бұрын
Your videos are just too GOOD!! Don't ever stop making videos like this.
@Robertoclos-ib7cc
@Robertoclos-ib7cc 7 ай бұрын
In the name of Allah, I invite you to worship Allah alone: I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah. These words make you a servant of Allah. ...... .... ......
@user-em2wh7fx7e
@user-em2wh7fx7e 8 ай бұрын
I might be the first person in the company to interact with people from the production lines as an engineer. Normally there is a clear non communication attitude between engineers and the rest. Production people are working so relaxed, daily meetings are chill, problems are fixed in a relaxed way, nobody blames or flexes on each other, it is a fun environment. They are joking around, always playing music, more chatting with each other and socilizing. Engineering on the other hand, is very quiet and serious. People take their work very seriously. They mostly interact with each other on-a-need basis or meetings. How their managers are gonna react is always taken into account when doing something. The hierarchy is obvious, no matter how 'flat' the hierarchy it is. You are always being judged on how productive you are, story points, meeting the deadlines, going beyond your responsibilities is considered a standard and positive point. Saying this is not my job is a negative point. If you are gonna object to something, you need to choose your attitude and words really carefully. This was a huge culture shock for an intern who started in production then switched to product owner after her studies are finished. I guess that is the price for a some more salary and a relatively more job security.
@swapode
@swapode 5 ай бұрын
That might be okay if the engineering team actually was productive. The wording of your comment makes that... let's say... hmmm... unlikely 🙂
@sahandsoltanieh5186
@sahandsoltanieh5186 5 ай бұрын
This guy's a national treasure. Protect him.
@poojagera2815
@poojagera2815 8 ай бұрын
lmaoooo - how did i just end up watching a video that has the perfect balance of making me feel attacked but at the same time making me laugh super hard xDDD
@Lazllb
@Lazllb 8 ай бұрын
That had to be the most realistic description of a programmer I have ever heard. Even the YT Premium had me like… yeaaah I flex that too.
@brunopanizzi
@brunopanizzi 8 ай бұрын
It took me a while to realize that there was an ad, good stuff mate!
@anasdhfraw
@anasdhfraw 7 ай бұрын
I didn't notice the video repeating. Smooth.
@_EmreGuzel
@_EmreGuzel 8 ай бұрын
This video was just way too good
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