how soon is too soon? - Bits and Banter [04/12/2024]

[@Random_Fanguy]

I love when he goes, “I thought up the perfect bait Tweet.” and then he proceeds to take his own bait and get upset about it.

[@MaxwellKasper]

Jekyll and Hyde type bit

[@zildjian2381]

I thought up the perfect addicting drug! >Gets addicted

[@reaper2r]

Too perfect

[@cinnamonroll5659]

goes to show how good the bait is LOL

[@uuuuuuuuuuuui]

I didn’t even know he was sick

[@loud_shitting]

he lost his hair bro it was obvious

[@moc3452]

I didn't even know he was bald

[@josh-kf2rd]

The more I learn about this OJ fella, the less a care for him.

[@snarkycommenthere9027]

PSALMS 17:1-2 Hear me, Lord, my plea is just; listen to my cry. Hear my prayer- it does not rise from deceitful lips. Let my vindication come from you; may your eyes see what is right.@@loud_shitting

[@questioneverything2442]

I mean this OJ guy's a real jerk!

[@hollycloutier2727]

14:47 The combined genius of NL and the Librarian on full display

[@LCRich2001]

So good

[@Madwanderer1234]

Anyone else watching in 2024?

[@nhltn]

nah

[@bizooty]

Things were so simple back then

[@Reflexzzzz]

Holy shit I am. WTF!!!

[@snod1291]

haha can't believe you can still find comments like this from before The Final Election of 2024 😂😂

[@raypunzel4257]

me!

[@wyldenites]

Librarian doesnt want to search up Mexican News Channel Eclipse, but goes out of his way to find a guy crossfaded and passed out at the AMC Theatres

[@Foervraengd]

"if you cry, the bird will get a heart attack and die" poor luna realizing the birds life is suddenly on her not making any loud noises

[@JackCipherCreations]

Fun fact, in Japan, a car featuring ostentatious anime decor is known as an itasha, using the words for "painful" and "car". I like to use "cringemobile" for the anglicized version. And I have a neighbor with a Nico Robin wrap on the side of his car. Based choice in waifu, I give him that, at least.

[@yarution367]

Official art or Horny wrap? That at least shows if he has any measure of restraint

[@MaulusRS]

Itasha is a whole subculture, though, just like bosozoku. I think it's based to own it, tbh

[@geloooooo]

the silverfish clip is gold

[@pedrokiihl856]

not the Mama Liz's Depilatory Cream

[@WHALEBOY777]

If there's one thing about NL he always starts with "Now I know what you're gonna say...'' and ends with something no one would say lol

[@JediMaestr0]

Just like Jerma making up chat messages to get upset at

[@denunciator101]

1:25:30 knocked it out of the park with both the singing and the edit

[@derekpapin2181]

One reason why 12 was a round number before like todays 5 or 10 is you can count to twelve on one hand and you can keep track with your other hand hence why 5, 12, 60 we’re considered even numbers

[@mastercheif978]

17:00 Nissan Versa drivers keep winning, there are dozens of us

[@tealight666]

dare i say stones of us

[@Alo-is-io]

1:26:22 NEIL CICIERIGA MENTIONED!!!!

[@MaulusRS]

"Why not jack into queens" is, honestly, the wittiest joke I think NL has ever made. I'm slack-jawed

[@dox_xus]

1:09:13 yEAAHHHHH BATCHEST, has me dying.

[@slavenin6496]

Norm would be proud of you Librarian

[@evenoddridge4829]

I do the fade on the thighs thing

[@xanderkhan73]

2:33 this is his greatest insecurity. Like chill dude, he's a cartoon dog he's allowed to be perfect!! He's a role model!!!

[@iguanasandwich28]

"PT Cruisers go hard. Hm... You'll never get me to say that PT Cruisers go hard" gottem

[@roguewarrior6463]

Hello to the gamers on the bike

[@Kosher3864]

3:10 I don't watch the show, but a friend told me that the dad does have a panic attack at some point in the show, idk why, so maybe what NL is asking for has already been done?

[@trentglenn3463]

Librarian I appreciate you very much for putting these together ❤

[@tealight666]

nissan versa mentioned let's goooo 17:04

[@Orbalorbadingdong]

I have polio...-sis so my knees, toes, and scrote all have stark white/grey hair due to a lack of pigment. I've been old since I grew my first ball hair, even though all the surrounding pubic hair is black.

[@GratefulNPC]

17:50 for the guy who had seen the waifu hunter car with that sticker on the back either thats more common that i thought, or we live in the same area. Is it a silver civic?

[@umut_demirkol]

Thoughts on the alderwood mall fucking threw me off considering I live literally 30~ seconds of a walk away from it

[@ToxXxiN13]

ive never heard a man more genuinely terrified that the northernlion silverfish clip. that shit is so funny

[@William1w1]

Yo. My hairs down there were the _first_ to go grey, and that was back in my mid 20s.

[@Sebusol]

the Wolf Parade joke is A+ don't sweat it NL

[@frogzx]

K8 pulling up with the bird tech, parenting is evolving.

[@Nick-qy7lk]

I can vouch for Apollo's taco bell black bean hack, I don't swap for tacos but I stg the crunchwrap with the beans in it is so much better.

[@renatlottiepilled]

23:55 Jerry Seinfeld live on stream

[@Xathian]

1:05:10 This is such a dumb question. Like you're giving up 30 days of awkward sleep in return for saving around 3000 days worth of sleeping hours (assuming you normally sleep 8 hours) in the remainder of your life.

[@cinnamonroll5659]

MID CAME FROM CALLING JUST OK WEED MID BECAUSE IT IS MID TIER WEED LOL SINCE 2011 FOR ME

[@armanarabzadeh6698]

wataExplaining is so good

[@chase7914]

40:30, my mom when i didnt want to do yard work as a kid.

[@krillin2591]

Librarian is too GOATED

[@sapphxred]

wataExplaining looks like morshu from zelda cdi games

[@Punky_Wood]

17:53 mom get the camera I'm famous!

[@OGSumo]

Me when I hit the Dende perc and forget that the town-famous anime car is actually mine :0

[@sscswimmer1]

Yooo Alderwood Mall mentioned🔥🔥🔥 this is crazyyy I'm like 5 mins from there

[@jake9107]

finally the juice is cooked

[@jonh5832]

If anybody got that leak of Apollo pls send it my way.

[@dropthatshi]

Yoooo that emote is fire !!

[@apbeck9]

Yo that waifuhunter chatter near Baltimore?? I've seen one with that too lmao

[@scottv5587]

RIP Norm

[@karlklein2263]

As a guy who was also born in 88, my sister and I played the absolute shit out of smash melee and never touched brawl.

[@ggboss1328]

He’s so Joe rogan now

[@FreckoJoel]

[@ezg1272]

11:37 POV: You are Furiosa

[@SalientLamprophany]

He does know Bluey was made for aspiring parents, right

[@astralisk]

Ffxiv mentioned

[@DrKlown]

feminine burp or old bicycle horn?

[@seagullaye9542]

Norm Macdonald?? Man... reminds me of that national tragedy....

[@Xathian]

Why couldn't he follow through with the threat to stop playing Balatro. Please fucking free us of this shit.

[@afatseagull]

orki z majooorkiiiiiii

[@itgoes3284]

15:20

[@Eval999]

speaking as a melee player, you will never beat Cody if playing Cody is the only time you get with hands on controller. This assumes you're a brand new player. You won't even have an opportunity to learn. I don't even think a new player would beat ME for years and years of time loops, let alone Cody.

[@cobra4793]

10th