How They Deal With Scam Callers And Some Of Them Are Truly Creative

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[@funnydailyofficial]

I used to get a lot of scam calls back when I still had a landline. I do a great "little kid" voice, that was always fun. 😄 "Mommy's taking a nap, she drank that whole big bottle again. Daddy? I don't know my Daddy, do you know him? Are YOU my Daddy?" Ahhh...good old days.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

I have yet to find a scammer that speaks German.

[@esperanzaarce9563]

I used to answer the phone in Spanish, but sometimes they would ask for my mom because they thought I was a little girl. If that didn't work I'd hold the receiver away and say I can't hear you, you sound far away until they'd hang up in frustration. 😂

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

Are you related to Tiny Tim? He's a Brit who's three, nearly six.

[@reubenmarchant2229]

@@Gr3nadgr3gory My wife chewed a scam caller in German and Dutch. They must have thought they had Hitler's personal secretary.

[@esperanzaarce9563]

@@lukeydaidot.3752 hahaha 🤣 I should have done this but with a Cuban accent since they're notorious for talking fast 🤭

[@funnydailyofficial]

I pretend to be a hard of hearing old man who thinks this must be Jesus calling.

[@ANDROLOMA]

Brilliant!

[@MarkALong64]

I work in IT security and develop exploits for vulnerabilities as test cases. I had one call where I was told that "my IP address had been associated with "very complex cyber attacks and illegality." I thanked them for the compliment and said that it was very hard to get recognition in this line of work.

[@silkecanada]

My daughter greets them with "Roadside Cafe - You kill it, we grill it. How can I help you?" Works fine.... ;)

[@charliew7656]

My rescue dog yowls and howls LOUDLY when she hears a phone ring. Doesn't stop unless she's told, even after the ringing is stopped. So, if it's someone that we want to talk with we'll tell her to be quiet, but if it's a scam caller we'll just hold the phone up to her face and let her yell! 😈😂 Good dog.

[@amaltheamarie]

All you gotta do is say "Caller, you're on the air!" Try it and let me know how it goes! Lol 🤣!

[@rachelace6102]

I haven't had a scam call in almost half an hour, so i think I 'll answer the next one and see!

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

I just tell them that the call is being recorded for security and training purposes.

[@drunkbillygoat]

I had a windows scammer call me. Went and on about my abusive ex gf. Told the scammer she sounded cute and asked her out. She said no so I start fake crying " she was right I can't do anything right why am I so worthless " then shot my gun next to the phone and fell . She hung up real fast.

[@celiashen5490]

I like your style.

[@drunkbillygoat]

@@celiashen5490 thank you.

[@tomonewi]

Oof.

[@Galaxy-dw8lg]

Lets wonder how they felt after the call

[@1kuzuki]

Imagine if all the scammers were actually just one person, now think about the trauma they’d have gathered from each and every one of these phone calls 😂

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

You've got me thinking about it... and I'm rofl'ing. Frankly, anyone who deliberately scams others deserves every bit of emotional trauma thrown at them.

[@juliadubaj6558]

Now you gave me an idea. Next time I get one I'll answer "Dave! Hi! Remember me? You called me about the virus on my computer last week!"

[@1kuzuki]

@@juliadubaj6558 that’s actually genius, good luck with that!

[@jeffscott3186]

Demonic possession. Have to remember that one. I had been getting calls from the same scammer for a week. Same time, every day. I was letting it go to voice mail. But on the eighth day I answered. They asked for me by name and I replied. "Oh, was that his name. This is awkward." "Usually I'm just given an address and a gun" "Is Mr. ________ there?" "Yes, he's laying on the floor, but unable to speak. Can you tell me where you are, Blaylock* won't want me to leave a witness." They hung up. Never called back. *When I tried to think of a name for some reason Mookie Blaylock popped into my head, so I said Blaylock, I found out later there is a Pakistani crime lord named Baloch. I'm hoping they thought that's what I meant and they wet themselves.

[@WardyLion]

Scammer: “Hi, I’m calling about the accident you had in July of last year.” I hadn’t had one but was sick of the bloody calls. Me: (thinking out loud) “Accident…? Accident?” S: (“helping”) “The car accident in April?” Me: (brightly) “Oh, yes! Where I drove my car at high speed into the front of the house of the last scammer who cold-called me!” (Suddenly changes tone to cold but menacing) “That was no accident.” She hung up. Oddly enough I’ve not been called about non-existent accidents since.

[@celiashen5490]

Oh, that is gooooooood.

[@Dragonman0007]

Holy fuck, dude. That was BRUTAL.

[@WardyLion]

@@celiashen5490 Feel free to use it if the need arises!

[@WardyLion]

@@Dragonman0007 Yeah well I was getting sick of the damn calls. Feel free to use it if the need arises!

[@darthestar8791]

They know never to call you about that stuff again…

[@pvzmariosonica8fan]

7:47 I once started singing "I Like to Move It" from _Madagascar_ while waiting in line for a slide at a waterpark. As soon as I got to the fourth loop, a guy farther up in the line actually joined in.

[@swarm-of-moths]

That sounds awesome.

[@kiarona.]

Back in the 80s my aunt used to get a creep calling up and asking questions like "what kind of underwear are you wearing?" (The early precursor to asking for nudes I assume) One of her friends had an old British police whistle - that thing was LOUD. They gave it to her and said "next time he calls up, give him some of this!" Next time the guy called, she set the phone down on the hall table, held the whistle up to the end of the phone, blocked her ears and blew the whistle as hard as she could into the receiver. For some reason he never called back!

[@andrethered1]

I keep the Rick Ashley song” Never gonna give you up” queued on my computer. When I get a a call and they want a credit card number, I say” I need to go upstairs to get it, you'll just hear my hold music.” Some actually hold on for 3/4 of the song.

[@ANDROLOMA]

Rick rolling rolling rolling. Keep those doggies holding.

[@funnydailyofficial]

I had a friend in high school whose grandpa went through the entire process without turning on the computer.

[@knightwhosaysni4873]

Unknown en number calls…. Sometimes I will just answer in a menacing tone, “have the money, usual place, screw it up and that’s it for you”….

[@magentaangel5531]

That's so funny....

[@randallreed9048]

I am a Yank and this is clearly a UK post; accident scams are not common over here. It is amusing, as Churchill once observed, that "Americans and British are one people separated by a common language." I noted half a dozen idiomatic differences and 3 or 4 things that were a complete mystery to me! Very much fun! BTW, what is conservancy, homeowner's insurance?

[@evaluateanalysis7974]

If you mean a "conservatory", it's like a greenhouse attached to your house where you can enjoy the sun on a cold day, and/or grow plants.

[@calliarcale]

I wonder if British people get the car warranty calls that we get in the US?

[@andreww2098]

@@calliarcale not so much no, mind you someone in China is very concerned about my immigration status and I need to call them to make a 1 time payment to sort it out! funny thing is the entire message is in Mandarin and I don't speak Mandarin! had to google the number to find out what the hell they were going on about!

[@marcikeesler6060]

A conservancy had to do with the preservation of natural places and resources.

[@wavermelon]

I once tricked a scammer into giving me his name and low and behold, the scammer turned out to be my best friend's neighbor

[@EliChristman]

I looked up ways to piss off scammers one time. Asking them like, "is it like Slumdog Millionaire over there" "What caste are you from" "are you a vegetarian" etc.

[@GlaziolaNacht]

I decided to screw with a bank statement scammer in 2021, this is how it went: Scammer: *”Hello ma’am-“* Me: *”Hi, you’ve reached Maryland Morgue Services, you seize it, we freeze it, how may I help you?”* Scammer: *”Did we just call a business?”* Me: *”Now you know how I feel”* *click* I felt so proud of myself that day! Their response was *PRICELESS!!* 😂

[@onemercilessming1342]

I once got that infamous call telling me my computer had a virus. I was prepared. I told the caller that I didn't own a computer. I added, come to think of it, I don't have a telephone, either...so how are you calling me? Apparently the scammer didn't have a very good command of English and stuttering and spluttering, he hung up.

[@beagleissleeping5359]

I keep getting texts from someone claiming to be my cellphone company. One of them said "Thanks, George, for your latest payment. Here's a free gift for you." Then there's a link. The funny part? I have a cat named George. It's about time he started helping to pay some of these bills! 🤣🤣🤣

[@priscillamoore5736]

*:45* The one about the Stradivarius is LOL brilliant. Ok, so is the assault by the penguin at the Edinburgh zoo, the answering in Gaelic idea, etc. So many of these are hysterical and very creative.

[@wendyschutze2818]

Good on the person learning Gaelic, I think it is a beautiful language!

[@susangrande8142]

Hmm: maybe I should learn a new language just for this!

[@fjbrady]

When the credit card scammers ask for the 800 number on the back of the card I give them the number to the F.B.I.

[@immierose863]

I normally take over from my mum and answer in a mix of Slovenian, French, Spanish, German. Basically I mix all the languages I know 😂😂

[@emanuelebetti6721]

I used to receive a lot of scam calls, everyday, all the same. Last one was: "I know you have been involved in a car accident." "Thanks, and I know you have been diagnosed brain cancer." Line dropped. Never had another scam call for years after that. Rude as I was, it was very effective to make them understand that I was fed up.

[@meganheartswell]

My 80 year old friend pretends his parents are out and that he is under 18.

[@TheBaumcm]

Sitting in a parking lot waiting for someone when I got a Windows key expiring scam. Pretending to go through the motions of opening up my computer and feigned stupidity when asked to press buttons. Then when I figured out the correct button to “hit”, freaked out and said my computer just went blank, was a that supposed to happen? No, ma’am. WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO MY COMPUTER!? *click*. Hilarious.

[@theresa960]

I once pretended I was in labour and screamed into the phone, it took them two weeks to call back again..

[@kiarona.]

Then you scream into the phone again and pretend it's your baby! 🤣

[@acustomer7216]

Loudly interrupt them along the lines of: I GOT A KITTY. DO YOU HAVE A KITTY? COME HERE KITTY TALK TO THE NICE MAN. Very effective🐱

[@kelleyk28]

My dad once said "You interrupted me having sex". The woman apologized like crazy and hung up.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

I live in the US, and speak multiple languages. English and Spanish are plenty common, but others not so much. I typically answer in one of those other languages. All I'm saying is "Who is this? What do you want?", but of course they don't know that. Funny, I haven't gotten a scam call in a while. Is it bad that I kind of miss it? Trolling scammers, I mean. I've discovered so many fun tricks I wanna try!

[@AnxiousAuntie]

I got threatened that I owed the IRS money and if I didn’t pay immediately, the cops would be on their way to arrest me. I am friends with our town’s police chief and thought it was funny. I told them to arrest me. Free food, rent, health insurance, gym, and cable? Heck yes. Please come and arrest me. “You want to go to jail?” “Yes! Hurry up, please!”

[@lloydmckay3241]

I get those sometime and I live in Canada.

[@rob8872]

When I lived in a high rise in Chicago, they called and asked if they could give me an estimate on a new roof. I set it up for the following Tuesday. Don’t know if they actually showed up.

[@userr_paradoxx]

I once got a scam call after a really bad day, and so I decided to kill two birds with one stone (or three ig, making myself happy, letting my emotions out, and fucking with a scammer) and so I just started sobbing until they hung up. No words, just tears.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

The simplicity of this is breathtaking, and the catharsis must have been wonderful. I hope you're having better days. Actually, there's an amazing new business offer I'd love you share with you... Kidding. But I'm definitely pinching the idea. And I really do hope you're having better days :-)

[@magentaangel5531]

Absolutely brilliant, I was laughing so hard I woke the dog up...

[@itsmelissa5788]

Well now I'm looking forward to the next scam call 😂. Once in a while, I get those windows scam calls. I'll just pretend to be dumb as hell. Maybe I can say something extremely dumb like "Windows? Yes, there are some windows in my home, should I open one to let in fresh air?" or "Huh? What the fuck is a computer?"

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

"Windows? But I have a Mac!" EDIT: That is if they call about windows replacement. If about computers, then obviously do the other one.

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

*Scam caller:* I understand you've been involved in an accident. *Me:* Which accident? *Scam caller:* Please hold the line, I need to get my supervisor. *Supervisor:* I understand you've been involved in multiple accidents.

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

True story, BTW

[@harryboyes2812]

I've started answering the phone in very bad Spanish or tell them they've reached the Transylvanian Embassy and they're talking to the head vampire. Maybe next time I'll tell them I'm a Spanish vampire and see what happens 😈

[@barbarawangerud618]

Back in the day when I had a landline phone, I always told scam callers that first I had to give them my testimony about Jesus! They hung up incredibly fast. 🤣

[@Jim-yc7zb]

When they used to ask for my father, he would say "didn't you hear? He died yesterday! We're all so upset!" That usually did the trick.

[@CFinch360]

This is hilarious, I laughed so hard.

[@tookoolcowgirl]

I used to tell them that I can hear dead people and tried to get them to prove that they are alive.

[@TheDasFaust]

Had a few of those PC Scammers call, one I had going on for at least 5 minutes, when he told me to press the Windows key on my keyboard, and asked him where that was? He told me and I asked him if that was closer to the Commodore key or the cursor key? Another one called saying he was with Microsoft, and I said, no you aren't, he yelled at me like a crying child would and said yes I am, and hung up.

[@tomeverett2212]

I always answer in the most precise English that I can muster - I'm sorry, I don't speak English. Then wait.😀

[@outinthesticks1035]

Keep asking if they can transfer you to someone who speaks English , sometimes you can get them literally screaming . In Canada we get lots of " calls from revenue Canada " wanting us to drive to Walmart and buy a gift card , don't hang up ! Going through a whole speil be fore telling them I don't have a cell phone and Walmart is two hours drive . If it's a female then start asking about their underwear ( this one can back fire , got a lady who would have been good on a phone sex line , she played along for half a hour before telling me her manager was starting to get suspicious )

[@susangrande8142]

OMG!!! 😂 Laugh out loud with a snort!!!

[@peterjf7723]

I expect working on a phone sex line was her other job.

[@Bobrogers99]

Once I was getting wrong number calls asking for "Milton". I started saying loudly, "Hey, Mabel, get off Milton's lap so he can answer the phone." I have a friend who will start a Scammer conversation with "You sound cute. Are you cute? Are you married?" and go on from there, regardless of which gender.

[@olmostgudinaf8100]

We once had a number just one digit away from the local radio station. Luckily a service line, not one where people call to get on air. Got wrong number called all the time. Had lots of fun pretending to look for Steve, or telling them that Steve had a day off (when the caller sounded like his wife).

[@Bobrogers99]

@@olmostgudinaf8100 Or tell them that Steve is too drunk to come to the phone right now....

[@thefreakmachine]

I have three ways of dealing with scam callers: 1) The re-seller: "Insurance? We have very good offers sir. Would you like the all-in-one or...." 2) The phone-guru: "I feel your doubts, and I can help you to find your way back to god. You have to abandon desire..." 3) the amnesiac: ""I love when you call me but I forgot what were we talking about. Was about your stomach problem?" And then go rambling about whatever passes trough my mind at the moment.

[@robertclark2253]

I still like that guy who pretended to be from the CIA . Since I live in England I might pretend to be from MI5 or something . Usually I pretend to be housesitting .

[@elliemay7197]

If I get a window replacement one, I let them go through everything.... prices the lot, then say it sounds a great deal, i'll ask my landlord. Soon as they hear that they sigh and hang up. 45 minutes was the best one lol I also answer with hello, your'e through to the Anne Summers shop, sex toy dept here, how can I help you today?

[@christopherlowers3642]

Had a construction company call many times. Just came in from mowing as phone rang. Let them go through the whole spiel and arranged for a free on-site estimate. Few days later the sales/estimate guy arrives. He gets out of his truck, clipboard in hand. Hello. I'm John. I can tell just looking that you have new windows. Why did you call for the replacements? I say, "I didn't call you, you called me." Never called again. It was a 1 hour drive from their office.

[@peterjf7723]

@@christopherlowers3642 A friend kept getting the "let us give you a quotation for a new conservatory" calls. Eventually he said ok when can you send someone. He then arranged the best day and time for their rep to visit. The sales rep was not happy when he arrived at a flat.

[@ahtohallan8421]

1:08 aww, that’s mean. be meaner.

[@celiashen5490]

I don't know, man. Filial-related guilt-tripping is a hell of a thing.

[@erichg9931]

I once pretended I didn't know how to speak English. I actually don't, I just know how to write it. 😆

[@darrellcook8253]

I get those new car extended warranty cas from people with a heavy accent and my heart starts fibrillating with anticipation. I keep them on long enough to tell them that I live in a junky broken motor home hat I purchased in 1976. I tell them that the company doesn't exist anymore and they won't cover the warranty after I ran those school children over in 1980. I was only able to get 12 of them but I at least ran over 30 of them. As soon as you can get my warranty going again I'll try t better my record. Better luck next time? Uh...hello? Hello? Aw nuts they hung up on me! How rude!

[@JDude-uj3lk]

I rented a house one time and was accosted by a phone scammer before I was unpacked wanting to refinance the house. I said "Sure" and he proceeded to explain everything and worked up all the paperwork. After a while he asked if I had any questions; I said I only had one question: Do I need the owners permission? I though the dude was going to blow a gasket!

[@awphooey2u519]

" Roadkill cafe, you kill em , we grill em! Our special today is fresh squirrel that was roasted perfectly and set over mashed potatoes that fell off the truck this morning. How may I help you?...... car insurance? Honey, we ain't got a car. We got a tractor tho. It runs over all critters just fine. Tenderizes them too"

[@TheOriginalJphyper]

Every single scam call I've received has been a robocall. Can't have fun with those.

[@kcanded]

I almost ALMOST would like to get real people scammers so I could try out some of these lines. Thank god that's mostly disappeared and I get robo calls instead.

[@heartofthewild680]

I used to get “extended car warranty” calls, until I told them I don’t have a car and I’m never getting one because “it goes against my beliefs.”

[@arandomcommenter7902]

or i say "chicago police station, what's you emergency?" and go from there. usually they hang up

[@Inkyminkyzizwoz]

"Hello, I'd like to report a nuisance caller." "Oh, not you again!"

[@velvetbees]

I have an old book by JM Barrie, author of Peter Pan. The dialogue is written in a heavy Scottish accent. I would read a line and wait for their reply. Then read another. Here's a sample: "They would never be allowed oot o' the gairden withoot a man, an' I wouldna burther them wi ower mukle pocket money. Saxpence in a week would be suffeecient." "How about their clothes?" "They would get twa suits a year wi' the letter G sewed on the shoulders, so as if they were lost they could be brocht' back." "Ay, an' some o' them would hae husbands. I've been thinkin' that oot, an' I daur say the best plan would be to partition aff a pairt o' the Home for female geniuses."

[@wendezzy554]

My dad is super anti tech and internet, doesn't want the "man " watching him. Any how Everytime he gets a call from computer/internet ain't working people he goes on and on trying to get them to help log on to his nonexistent computer. It's hilarious took one guy 2 hours to hangup

[@sazzy6264]

I just decided that the next time some fine person calls me with free information on senior benefits and funeral insurance, I'll just say, "Oh, thank God, see, I died about three weeks ago and I've been broke the whole time because i was laid off indefinitely due to my death etc etc etc" and see how far I get before they catch on.

[@brighterthansunshine4355]

In the one about how their house was heated, I was hoping they would answer their how was heated via dragon!

[@goosetyler13]

Next time, say "Hello, this is the adoption center you make em, we take em, how may I help you?"

[@coreysue3451]

how about having the police non-emergency number handy, tell them to call back at that number because you are waiting for a work call at the number they called, wait a bit, then call the cops and see if they can trace the scammer down if they called them.

[@NickRoman]

Is this just a suggestion or have you ever done it? Have the police ever been able to trace any of the 72 million scam calls that Americans get per year?

[@coreysue3451]

@@NickRoman no just a suggestion. I tried reporting the IRS scams ten years ago with the police but no one cared low priority.

[@arandomcommenter7902]

i pretend i'm a little kid and when they ask for a parent i say "mommy has been sleeping for 2 days" and if they ask for dad i say "he isn't so tv us anymore. mommy said he was no good anymore and is in a special place called hell and lord to save him" but in the slowest way possible

[@bacon5360]

Not a call, but I got a scam text a few days ago. The ones where they just send you a random link with no other context. I responded with the lyrics of one of the grammarly ads. Completely unexpected, they actually responded the next day. It looked like a copy and paste of an email, because it had an re at the beginning and it had a sent to with the scammers email address on it (I’m assuming it was the scammers email address because it was the same name as the one who texted me) so I just responded with a KZbin link of the video “cute little puppy doing cute things” They haven’t responded. I can now proudly say I have rickrolled a scammer.

[@denisedaly2445]

I sing snippets from The Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan in a very exaggerated and loud voice. The callers don't last long

[@realityjunky]

2:32 Joe, you're my new hero.

[@BagelOmori]

My dad used to just shout into the phone “I’ll take three of them!” And stuff like that as soon as he picked it up 😂

[@janet91973gm]

These were so funny! Wish I could think of things like this! Do wish you could leave pages up longer! I don't read that fast & had to back up multiple times to get most of them read! Could you maybe read them outloud?

[@CFinch360]

That's what the space (pause) bar/button is for. Or, under 'settings" the little gear icon, you can select a slower 'playback" speed.

[@Hephzibah16]

If you do slow the playback, I recommend muting the sound. Slowed down music sounds terrible! 😄

[@voidknight839]

Here's one for you to say to scammers, "Hi, thanks for calling Pete's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

[@noahmacaulay4803]

Once my dad got a scam call about the famous car accident so he said which one I've had nine this year ( which he didn't) and said is this the one about the elephant that escaped the circus 😂

[@Tboneisawesome]

The other day, my dad got a robot scam call and spent a solid 5-10 minutes answering most of the questions with “your mom” and yelling, “James!” (That was the name they gave the robot)

[@davidhope5875]

Had someone ring recently about insurance for my home appliences, had it all sorted, I'd just mentioned that I wanted to pay by check and needed her to spell out the exact business name and registered address when she got cut off, still waiting for her to ring back.

[@amandaphillips4344]

My 18 y.o keeps getting calls for car insurance.he tells them he has a 2005 Ford Lamborghini W 4 doors.when they say it doesn't exist,he goes into a LONG story about buying it off a guy from the street n that he's still waiting for the title. He will keep this going on until he can get them to hang up.im so proud of him

[@lynnenolte1538]

I learned how to say f**k o** in Hindi. That gets rid of them pretty quickly.

[@emanuelebetti6721]

Another time it went this way, but unfortunately its effects only lasted six months... Caller: I've learned that you have been involved in a car accident. Me: who do you think you are talking to? Caller: what? Me: If you know about an accident involving me, then tell me what's my name. Caller: ... Me: how did you get my telephone number? I never agreed to make it public. Caller: I'm sorry, I can't answer. Me: I always deny the permission to share my private number with anyone, so now you are going to tell me where you got it from. I'm going to call the police to investigate this breakage of my personal informations. What's your name and company? Caller: hangs up the phone.

[@wilmamieremet]

Slow down, it's hard to read

[@Birdbike719]

Agreed. I just change playback speed for this site.

[@CFinch360]

Use your pause button or the gear icon allows you to slow the speed.

[@camilomadrigal8414]

I just talk smack and insult them and whatnot. Its too fun…

[@redfailhawk]

I need Matt Rose to read these, I was in hysterics!

[@rebekahl840]

My grandpa was once picking me up from a robot competition, when he got a scam call asking about an accident he was invloved in. He replied with "Yes, It was so bad, I died," which I found very funny, and my mother did not

[@aly5onable]

When I get a scam call, I answer in Breton, usually they sound super confused

[@tomonewi]

2:41 My favorite.

[@rosswiseman5991]

1:41 I don't know about the UK, but in the US you can sue the government. However, I think one like that wouldn't make it very far.

[@user-qj3vz7jk6i]

Ask them to hold then walk down the driveway to get the mail none have ever waited

[@missharry5727]

Friend of mine did the conservatory/upstairs flat thing to a cold caller. Funnily enough a couple of years later she moved to a house and the first thing she did was to get a conservatory.

[@haroldwilkes6608]

My favorite is the "insurance warranty" (?), I know the terminology so can keep them on the line quite a while, then I try to sell them my line of insurance which is much superior. Haven't made any sales yet though.

[@queenbeekeeper]

There are some very good ideas here - I want to try the Russian accent one!

[@christopherlowers3642]

Do it with a heavy accent asking if they know moose and squirrel. (Rocky & Bullwinkle).

[@poseidons_child.]

My friend said if you get a scam call tell them “Hello! This is a speed donation center! Would you like to make a donation?” They hang up so fast!

[@rogerauger7766]

Some Scammers called claiming to be with Revenue Canada telling me that if I did not repay an 'Over payment' they were sending the RCMP to Arrest you. I replied, "Well you are defintely not a Pukka Sahib at all. Do what you must. By the way, is there a Detatachment of The Queens Cowboys out there in Bombay?" He hung up pretty fast. 😄

[@nellinightshade3358]

yes, my favourite approach is either very very accented english, or a language that is not english.

[@The_Violist]

00:39 this post is funny but the part about the Stradivarius violin being destroyed hurts.

[@computernerdtechman]

I'm an expert in computers and would get scammers calling me saying my computer has malware or they are from Microsoft and something is wrong with my computer. I pretend I'm ignorant about computers and they try to get me to go to a website to install remote control software. I stall them with tons of dumb questions and keep mistyping the URL they want me to go to and when they ask what's on the screen, I describe to them a porn sites images doing various acts. Then will pretend the computer shut off and have to reboot, wasting 2-3 minutes saying computer is rebooting. Usually, I can keep them on the phone about 20-30 minutes before they get frustrated and hang up or I get bored and explain to them I'm actually a computer expert and played them. They will usually get angry and call me dirty names and hang up.

[@MsMad4horses]

Need to have more then 5 seconds to read I shouldn’t have to pause so I can read the whole thing if it’s more then 3 lines

[@lloydmckay3241]

You can slow the speed on video on here.

[@CFinch360]

Use your pause button or the gear icon allows you to slow the speed.

[@terriseaton3049]

If slow day, tell them abt my recent divorce (24 yrs ago), affair he had & how distraught I am. Moaning & groaning abt my fate in life. Some listen, others hang up.

[@Captain_sharky09]

Once I actually get a scam caller I'm just gonna scream hellfire upon them then just say oh sorry hello do you need something

[@kathywrightjohnson6804]

You need to give just a little more time to read each story. I get halfway and you are on to the next. I will stop watching your videos if I have to keep hitting pause to read everything.

[@msailuromaniac]

It's annoying, yeah? I go into the settings and change the speed to 75%. A couple are still too long!

[@Birdbike719]

I just watch these at 3/4 playback. Otherwise I want to throw my phone! The only site where I have this issue

[@Mrshoujo]

Ah. Poor baby. The world doesn't revolve around you. I don't know how you manage.

[@kathywrightjohnson6804]

I manage very well thank you.

[@voiceofraisin241]

@@Mrshoujo where the hell did that come from? Totally inappropriate and unnecessary. Spend your time doing positive things your outlook on life will be much better.

[@ANDROLOMA]

I just tell them I'm not at home.

[@lloydmckay3241]

Most hilarious Stuff have seen in a while. I got an email spam the other day with the fellow assuring me that it was not an African Scam like we have all heard about. Oh they are getting clever. Too funny.