It's always kind of bugged me that SCP-682 is commonly accepted as being indestructable but while he is "hard-to-destroy" and is very adaptable, that doesn't mean he is impossible to destroy. Feel free to comment your own methods of neutralising SCP-682. Go nuts!
@dilligaf92829 ай бұрын
SCP-666-1/2-J was used quite amusingly.
@Cehacek9 ай бұрын
Why not just send him to the Red Reality? He would just slowly get annihilated there
@gilgames2349 ай бұрын
Why Not Lock him in a higly radiated Room?
@erickgonzalez29779 ай бұрын
Scp-666-1/2-J and Scp-729-J and to finish it off Scp-524. Putting all together should be enough to stop him from regenerating and be eaten
@somedude94509 ай бұрын
I think there’s an SCP that’s just the writers. Use that
@TheIllusiveMan119 ай бұрын
Regarding the nuke one, they do actually address that in the 682 testing files. The Foundation rejects it because the risk is too great. If he could adapt to a nuke he'd be unstoppable.
@pepper489 ай бұрын
i was about to comment that sir
@TheIllusiveMan119 ай бұрын
@@pepper48 Fair enough
@toxicannon36709 ай бұрын
also in the gate B ending in Containment Breach he survives the alpha warhead
@JesusIsComing-ru5tw9 ай бұрын
They be boned 🦴
@averagementatsenjoyer85589 ай бұрын
@@toxicannon3670that's kinda not canon that i know of
@connor22abrams49 ай бұрын
After reading all the termination attempts on the wiki, my favorite one which was mostly successful was just slapping 682 with a hypersonic missile. He only survived because the anesthesia wore off enough that he split a small part off and the main body took the hit.
@kevinmoore24749 ай бұрын
Or using the coffee machine to make "682 killer"
@prorandocopier79458 ай бұрын
@@kevinmoore2474 it just spits out a little bit of 999, Gate Guardian's flames, ice shaped as a cross, with latte art reading "gl lmaooo"
@shinytinyhb92799 ай бұрын
Illustrated is going insane, even Dr.Bright would hesitate to go through with these ideas.
@RubyCarrots32329 ай бұрын
The Acid one is probably the safest bet.
@protalghulnist41269 ай бұрын
@@RubyCarrots3232Isn’t acid part of it’s standard containment procedures?
@finalcartoon10449 ай бұрын
@@protalghulnist4126yes, but i dont think its piranha solution
@yerfriendlyneighborhoodsco33379 ай бұрын
@@finalcartoon1044 Hydrochloric acid is what fills its cell
@heavyweaponsguy62849 ай бұрын
Pretty sure in "canon", they tried all these bar a nuke, because if he adapts to a nuke, we're done. same with throwing him into a blackhole.
@Site_429 ай бұрын
Launch it into the sun?! Somebody forgot about the SCP-1543-J: “Sun Launcher” incident, didn’t they? -Dr. Sherman🖊️
@M4warhammer9 ай бұрын
Can you do a video if these termination tests would work or not
@Whispurer7 ай бұрын
Pretty sure they heavily advise that they don't do that in the article, incase he can adapt to the godlike power or the sun and just ascend
@blacktemplar11395 ай бұрын
_"SCP-682: grew wings; lot of people ended up with razor sharp feathers in their eyes"_ Yep, that sounds bad alright
@stoned4_2_05 ай бұрын
This still does not discredit putting him somewhere where no one is really far out in space or on another planet. Why don't we just make him someone else's problem preferably not someone from this reality seems like the best way to make sure he doesn't get back to us
@justcommoncurt3 ай бұрын
It has already been attempted in an alternate universe. 682 proceeded to gain insane mass and made a beeline back to earth to destroy it.
@andrei019189 ай бұрын
Imagine how the search history looked like after you researched all those methods. "Which acid dissolves living matter the best" "How good is X at dissolving flesh" "What the A-10's rpm" "What are the effects of being thrown into the Sun"
@stargazer-elite9 ай бұрын
With how ridiculous the last one is, I bet that would get the authorities off his trail lol unless the people that look at the search history have nothing close common sense
@davemiller6389 ай бұрын
@@stargazer-elite As someone with nothing close to common sense, his ass going right into the jailer
@MirrorBusta2nd7 ай бұрын
They gonna think he's Walter White
@-Deathstrider-9 ай бұрын
4:35 I want “Do not open, asshole inside,” on my tombstone.
@daringspino34465 ай бұрын
Or "Do not asshole, open inside'
@lazypizzaship89119 ай бұрын
Alright now hear me out. Consider this, scp-682 is a memetic that makes every person who is aware of it want to destroy it. If we instead treated it nicely instead of trying to kill it all the time then maybe we can have a nice lizard? -The Ethics Committee
@morri59239 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 You got me screaming with the OK now hear me out!!! 😂😂
@toesformouth9 ай бұрын
@@morri5923smash
@stargazer-elite9 ай бұрын
Theoretically, it could be possible but I don’t think anyone wants to risk that
@iamdigory9 ай бұрын
No, it knows that the majority of human life is suffering and it despises us for wanting to continue existing, suffering and inflicting suffering on more of us. Consciousness with the ability to suffer is the pestilence
@drdino20029 ай бұрын
05 Command has elected for the termination of all current Ethics Committee staff, under the pretense of them being compromised by a memetic anomaly causing them to feel unnatural sympathy towards SCP-682.
@Emil_LLscpfan9 ай бұрын
682 must be a engineer main CUZ HE ENGINEARING HIS FUCKING LIMITS
@Emil_LLscpfan9 ай бұрын
Oo i throught of a good one Scp 682 must be a demo main cuz the head researcher IS ENGINEARING HIS FUCKING LIMITS
@feelsdankman2119 ай бұрын
3/10
@feelsdankman2119 ай бұрын
@@Emil_LLscpfan trash 1/10
@feelsdankman2119 ай бұрын
ok fine 4/10 but i go no higher
@TherealJ4045 ай бұрын
Spies saping his sentries Where his pybro?
@San-possibly9 ай бұрын
Just type in 'Liquid that can kill SCP-682' in SCP-294 and replace 682's chamber's acid with the liquid. Leave it there for eternity. Job done.
@-.---..-..-..-.-.9 ай бұрын
Hopefully it doesn't cause a explosion eradicating a 1 mile area around it.
@San-possibly9 ай бұрын
@@-.---..-..-..-.-. *That can be tested.*
@jtmmcg81349 ай бұрын
Nah, that wouldn't work. They also stuck him into a book that pulls real people into the fiction and forces it into the roll of the story. The book titled "The story of SCP-682 dying permanently" or something along those lines. After a long time passed, the book changed titles to "The story of how SCP-682 ALMOST died permanently" or something and spat him back out. This is the only known time that the anomaly does this. So using magical "just make it happen" anomalies don't actually 100% work. For example, he could potentially release a psychic wave that makes people think he is a different SCP designation and BOOM magical genie wishes to get rid of him don't work now because he is SCP-6682 or SCP-84269420 or whatever. He canonically does have plot armor.
@Tomatos_family4 ай бұрын
Already attempted. But it would take hours and thousands of cups to fill the room
@justcommoncurt3 ай бұрын
In the testing files they attempted something similar ( I believe it was SCP 826; a pair of bookends that would will anything written within the book to become reality within its enclosed space) The foundation wrote a detailed novel about a creature that could destroy 682 and the battle that would take place between them, only for the creature they created to lose.
@SomeRandomDudeReviews9 ай бұрын
All these methods give 682 a whole hell lot of time to escape from it, there was an scp (I forgot which one it was) that was a infinite stairway and as they were sending scp 682 off to it he immediately woke up after sensing the danger and just blasted away from that scp. These methods could work if 682 is in a really REALLLY long coma.
@kevinmoore24749 ай бұрын
Sending it to space is the most viable of these. Ironically the manga/anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure shows that ot might work, but it depends on if 682 adapts fast enough. Kars from Part 2 of said series, became the ultimate lifeform. He had gained the biological abilities of all life on earth, as well as similar adaptability like 682 has. Kars could not heat his body fast enough, nor project himself back towards earth. He froze, and ended up stuck in space due to being frozen. He was stuck in space so permanently long due to his immortality, he stopped thinking.. essentially brain dead. If the same were to apply to 682. Would his body adapt fast enough, to keep him hot? If not, he falls into the same fate. Eventually he would stop thinking, and thats it.
@huytrandang2776 ай бұрын
@@kevinmoore2474 Imagine sending it to space only for 682 to fart its way back to earth
@vexodus6176Ай бұрын
@@huytrandang277 saitama ahh return
@An_Imperial_Guard.9 ай бұрын
People seems to forget that he is powerful but not that powerful. In a realistic scenario, the foundation already dealth with his edgelord scally ass.
@TheAdminstartor9 ай бұрын
I mean like he did stale mate 3812 and 6820 did scale above the scarlet king
@creativeevil13699 ай бұрын
@@TheAdminstartor Yes
@TheOverseer.9 ай бұрын
@@TheAdminstartor in non-canon articles, yes. 90% of those are barely-legible chicken scratch written by kids. There's a term in powerscaling for things like him. 'wank'. SCP as a whole has loose canon and you can choose whatever you believe, so if you believe that scp-682 can kill an omnipotent being 'cause of the articles that happened in, i can choose to believe the article where he gets drunk and dies in a car crash.
@trolledfordrip9 ай бұрын
Overseer the hell you talking about when the hell does that happen?
@TheOverseer.9 ай бұрын
@@trolledfordrip I'll find the article later if you eant
@clayel19 ай бұрын
its a lizard? turn off its heat lamp :D
@Ith4qua9 ай бұрын
Leave a cricket in his enclosure.
@Your_local_Mexican-m1n9 ай бұрын
Give him his water bowl or give him is carrot or lettuce
@RuSosan9 ай бұрын
His heat lamp is _the sun._
@trollverse1719 ай бұрын
Crimket
@zacharyemmert25257 ай бұрын
turn off the sun then@@RuSosan
@goose_president55049 ай бұрын
Dr brights proposal to use SCP-682 meat to cure world hunger is actually one of his best ideas and probably the most helpful one for humanity
@Antsrule9 ай бұрын
But who wants to eat an immortal overgrown lizard’s flesh I mean if your desperate sure
@goose_president55049 ай бұрын
@@Antsrule they don't have to know they're eating immortal overgrown lizard flesh foundation can always just make a cover they are good at that
@aliveandwellinisrael25079 ай бұрын
That sounds like it could go horribly wrong lol. Imagine it turned everyone into copies of 682 or something...
@alexanderpaul86429 ай бұрын
Ah yes, would go amazing when all those "Burgers" turn into small SCP-682's and eat everyone causing a massive breach.
@Atanti-Peneu9 ай бұрын
Are we ignoring the fact that 682's body is 87% rotten? I mean, I don't know about you but I'm not eating a burger which is covered in whatever...
@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is9 ай бұрын
FINALLY!! Thank you so much Mr Illustrated for making this video, I had been sick and tired of the whole idea that SCP 682 cannot be killed and will always find a way to survive. It made attempting to accept it as an answer nigh on impossible.
@userinterface20009 ай бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏
@solwilkinson85519 ай бұрын
yeah I i think you cud just keep shooting him like get 1000 people wif tanks aircraft rockets and a LOT of just guns and he may heel but how do you heel that much damage so quickly then when he is ded keep shoting in till ther is nothing just a crater left
@a_pseudonymous39329 ай бұрын
@@solwilkinson8551heal
@alligatorwithinternetacess39729 ай бұрын
Maybe cuz he CANT be killed? lol, they guy has survived complete erasure from the universe and was fine
@plagueking65599 ай бұрын
like remember there are some SCP that would treat 682 like a play toy, looking at you SCP 106.
@juanvilas85099 ай бұрын
I think the safest way is a void dimension, in witch there is nothing, nothing for him to stand, nothing that can harm him so no adaptation, nobody that could accidentally find him, just good old dead empty infinite void. That ensures he cannot adapt because there is nothing to adapt to, nothing he can use to come back and nobody that can be hurt. If the problem is his ability to adapt do a 180.
@FB343.9 ай бұрын
“Do not open, asshole inside” is my new favorite SCPillustrated quote
@thedrunkspacepilot49925 ай бұрын
Don't Asshole Open Inside
@arizonaicesuntea99229 ай бұрын
4:34 "DO NOT OPEN, ASSHOLE INSIDE" That one made me smile
@taolaai1231239 ай бұрын
10 ways to kill SCP-682 Dr.Bright : *pulls out a chainsaw gun* let me show you how professional works.
@treybrzezowski32599 ай бұрын
You forget the true power that 682 has, not just his regeneration, his adaptability. If he survives a nuclear blast, he adapts to it. A different Channel did a scenario where the GOC hit 682 with a nuke and he grew to Kaiju size and gained atomic breath. Throw him into the Sun, he'll adapt to the heat and pressure of the star, and then you have a Superman level 682, no thanks. Plus I think in one of your own videos, 682 was the last thing on Earth, and had survived the Sun dying (which sees it expand to a Red Giant, swallowing the 4 Terrestrial planets until it shrinks into a White Dwarf) and 682 remained. Throwing him into a Black Hole is even riskier, because what if his adaptation to survive is gaining control over Gravity itself? Then you have a very powerful, very pissed off 682 making his way back to Earth to collapse the planet in on itself. Stranding him on a barren world _could_ work, assuming you found a planet completely devoid of sentient life he might actually enjoy his new home and stay there by choice. Though I find that quite unlikely. The single safest way to deal with 682 is to permanently contain him with 053. The reason he goes docile is because that's his adaptation to her anomalous effect, if he is incapable of aggression towards her then he won't drop dead from trying to attack her. The one and only hitch to this is that as far as we know, 053 has a normal human life span, meaning that even if the foundation is able to keep her alive and healthy for as long as is physically possible, that only buys us (at the current maximum estimate) 122 years of a calm 682. After that, we're back to square 1. Even ejecting him into other realities is risky (due to him always returning to bug the foundation), send him to the reality of SCP-2935 and there's a risk that the Spirit of Death follows him back and ends all life on Earth. At one point the foundation even strapped 682 to the unwilling dimension hopper, and a while later he reappeared with the Lizard and a note that basically said "We can't kill it, you deal with it." There is 1 portal/alternate universe SCP that could possibly contain 682; SCP-1165. This SCP is a portal that leads to the "Minus Level" From Super Mario (a real level btw), a Glitched out level with no ending, meaning 682 would potentially be stuck in an ocean full of Bloopers and Cheep Cheeps for the rest of time.
@Setsuna0129 ай бұрын
Don't people remember when there was a cave that if you walk through it, you arrived in a dead world that contained a dead 682.
@Michael2137.9 ай бұрын
Where did you find these? We are supposed to be basing it off the main SCP article which is just "hard to destroy", rest is just writer's choice which just happens to make him always indestructible which gets annoying imo. No idea why the community agreed on adding so much plot armor to all of the SCPs even outside SCP 682. Let them be killed
@morri59239 ай бұрын
Couldn't they make the girl a life serum so she has immortal life etc idk
@plagueking65599 ай бұрын
@@Michael2137. at this point I just want to see a story that SCP 682 did die, because it getting annoying how little kids are just treating SCP 682 as a god even tho he not that powerful because there are some SCP that can change reality and just get rid of 682 out of existence
@Michael2137.9 ай бұрын
@@plagueking6559 Yeah it's out of control, people think the test fan submissions are official. Most information regarding SCPs got twisted into misleading articles. Personally I really want a series or a YT channel dedicated to the groups like The Global Occult Coalition. They think SCP should only be destroyed and not secured. Imagine the content with stories of stealing a SCP and finding a smart way to kill it.
@Shizilla9 ай бұрын
Why can i see Bright throwing handfulls of peanut butter at 682, just hands in the jar lobbing bits of peanut butter at the lizard while he screams "YOU ALLERGIC TO THIS YOU SCALY FUCK?!"
@Michael2137.9 ай бұрын
I don't get the comments. Almost all instances of that SCP being totally invincible or turning into a god by adapting by breaking laws of the universe are literally not in his main article which MR illustrated mentions himself. It's not invincible. It's hard to destroy
@feelsdankman2119 ай бұрын
almost as hard as me
@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is9 ай бұрын
THANK YOU! someone that has the Ability of hearing along with Reading, if any of these kids can read they would be very upset to know their ultra overlord demon Lizard is nothing more than a very sturdy iguana.
@purplehaze23589 ай бұрын
I feel like giving 682 the kind of acid that makes you trip balls would be playing a very, very dangerous game indeed. Like, imagine the kind of rampages it would go on if it hallucinated something that it either hates or fears.
@saltystick_999 ай бұрын
I love the "just fuck it" vibe this entire video has.
@isaachunter34189 ай бұрын
2:04 "what if you put him in front of an A-10 Warthog and introduce him to the avenger" HOHOHOOO NOW YOUR TALKING MY LANGUAGE
@Tomatos_family4 ай бұрын
-bright
@darogasingh27583 ай бұрын
Nah put him in front of an m61 vulcan and the gau-8 together. Let's see what he does
@tawniajames5696Ай бұрын
Speaking*
@peterstoric65609 ай бұрын
I think a lot of issue with 682 isn’t so much that he can’t be destroyed, but more so that he could potentially adapt to anything. It has been shown that he does more than just acute adaptations but also long term affects that make him harder to contain. Such as how when exposed to the chocolate fountain with an army of insects he was mostly destroyed but after growing a long tongue and devouring the high sugar attackers he has been shown to regenerate much faster since then. Each attempt on 682 makes it much harder to actually contain and kill, so going all out may just make it even more dangerous. For instance, say we cuddle him up next to a full strength tsar bomba and then boom. There are two possibilities, one is that 682 becomes a smoking pile of ash. The other is that he is able to adapt during some point during his destruction, it could be with mere microseconds to spare but if he does adapt then he could be near impossible to contain as he may incorporate the high radiation into his body, become almost immune to the cellular degradation of acids as he would have had to deal with intense radiation, or he may simply just survive. The risk of that unknown change in his behavior/physiology is what keep the foundation from just throwing everything they have at him and I honestly find that pretty interesting. That keeping 682 as constant possible threat instead of potentially making him certain doom. That’s how I’ve seen it at least
@Tomatos_family4 ай бұрын
Acid: am I a joke to you?
@JackTheBunnyYT9 ай бұрын
Now that i think about it, a glorified shin godzilla that is constantly evolving from any danger sounds better than just… plot armor…
@grimmsoul30966 ай бұрын
its plot Armour^2
@void_void9 ай бұрын
"Fuck you!" -civilization who received SCP-682 after being launched in to space
@PabloFunHouse19 күн бұрын
What are they gonna do? Develop technology to get to us? Oh wait is that a bomb I s-
@redhausser74929 ай бұрын
Throw him into a capsule with a sticker of "don't open, asshole inside." I died laughing. Nice one.
@Theriodontia49459 ай бұрын
Alright, hear me out... Give SCP-682 some SCP-420-J. He won't be angry and omnicidal if he is extremely stoned and chill.
@blacktemplar11395 ай бұрын
In the wise words of an MTF Captain/D-Class: "MAN DAS SOME GOOD ASS SHIT"
@cooperlee-clay91349 ай бұрын
"Call now to order and get 20% off on the new quarter-pounder 682 Hamburger! " "Only at the Dr Bright Burger Shack!"
@borisslavk01nolastname919 ай бұрын
"let's start with acid, and I don't mean the kind that would see him tripping balls" don't give Dr. Bright any ideas
@geardog249 ай бұрын
The only solutions here that would seem to work are trapping it in an al dimension, or using reality warpers. Another solution is SCP-294 The Coffee Machine. It was able to create a substance that could actually destroy a section of 682 that didn't regenerate. All that's needed is to create a large amount that can fill a tank.
@TheOz919 ай бұрын
I can only imagine the funding submission with this, because somebody has to write "this project will require the acquisition of, preferably, several million dollars of Japanese 100 yen coins."
@flash984497 ай бұрын
They actually did tried the "just send it to an alternate dimension" method, and then realized that other alternate dimensions had the exact same idea with their versions of 682
@parttimelazy45938 ай бұрын
When you brought up SCP-239, I started saying 'no no no' like the meme of that one guy in the chair. SCP-6820 is why I think purging him from reality is probably not a good idea.
@ZoidiusPlasmaReaper9 ай бұрын
We could always try to place 682 into SCP-2701 (True solitary) for as long as we choose. It won't kill him by any means but I don't think he could ever escape that until he reaches his release date. He would no longer be a problem so long as he is in there and when he is finally released, depending on how long he is in there for his mental wellbeing may have been completely destroyed that he might no longer be able to function properly. It would be interesting to see what it would do to him, even if it's a cruel fate worse than death (In my opinion at least.) Only issue is he wouldn't fit in the cell. We'd have to cut him down to size and stuff him inside while he's incapacitated.
@noscopespider3 ай бұрын
yeah, but the thing is, when you're placed into 2701, you go completely unconscious until your time has done, which (i think, judging from the 513 test) is something 682 had circumvented before.
@Hadfield159 ай бұрын
“What if we put him at the business end of an A-10 Warthog and introduce him to the Avenger”? NOW WE’RE TALKING!
@aaronmendoza20109 ай бұрын
“Nah I’d adapt”
@geraldtucker69529 ай бұрын
An interesting thought occurred to me. what would happen if he was sent into a black hole and he somehow adapted? Like, what in gods name would 682 that adapted to survive the most devastating force in the universe look like?
@merchantotin62669 ай бұрын
It is an interesting question, you could try many things but you will always run into 1 of 2 problems with the Lizard: Regeneration or Adaptation. However if you did find a way to turn off his Adaptation then yes he would be very easy to kill via disintegration or some other form of complete obliteration. But until the foundation finds the answer the Hard to Destroy Reptile will remain true to its name.
@skulk00009 ай бұрын
They already tried the gate gardian vs 682 and they tried throwing him into scp 3930 which should have turned him into literal nothingness and he just casually respawend in his containment cell
@aceofspadesguy49139 ай бұрын
A lot of these are covered in the 682 file tbh. They put him into a storybook about “a monster that can kill SCP 682, and he somehow adapted and killed the monster, showing that he can adapt to reality itself, so a reality anchor probably won’t work. Shooting him into space is a massive hazard because what if something goes wrong in transit? Shooting him into the sun is also proposed explicitly and denied because of the fear he’d adapt and eat a planet or something. We dumped him into a different dimension and the foundation of that dimension sent him back. Unfortunately he’s a problem we’re stuck with.
@GachaStem9 ай бұрын
Here's the thing, they sent 682 through a different dimension, it spat hm back
@An_Imperial_Guard.9 ай бұрын
**magical girl walks in** SCP-682: **panics in lizard**
@rmscarpathiaedits6 ай бұрын
Não pode matar o SCP 682 é fofinho
@stardustlight86309 ай бұрын
who let doctor bright script an episode
@kevinm47019 ай бұрын
I feel there are numerous factors here. 1. The intelligence of the reptile. 2. Adaptatability based on ability ergo let’s not say he rebuilds cell but the atoms just respawn in some sort of anti annihilation because ability
@fetusdeletus92668 ай бұрын
The issue is that 682 is made of hnadwavium with a side of plot armor. In a reasonable world he’d be dead as a door nail from any conventional attacks after a certain point but he always comes back regardless of what he was hit with and how.
@Edmodo_9 ай бұрын
Fun fact about the Tsar Bomba. The crew that dropped it was given a 50/50 chance of escaping the explosion and surviving
@primusstar59959 ай бұрын
I like how your 682 just looks like a giant Komodo dragon .
@PartigradeCannon9 ай бұрын
I think if it was possible to launch him into a black hole, that would be the best solution. Even if he had the ability to adapt and survive it, the amount of time dilation effects 682 would be subjected to would likely mean even if he did survive and managed to escape and now has singularity-based superpowers, he'd pop out after all the stars died out.
@benjaminsterberg5489 ай бұрын
Wich would mean he completif his lige goal (“(“”in some cannons written by kids or smth idk””)”) be the last living in the universe and only then would he die, wich means this still kills him because hes the last thing left and dies
@SoulOfJustice19949 ай бұрын
The main reason the Foundation is so selective on what they try to kill 682 with is because of how adaptive it is. When you try to kill it with something, you only have one shot. If 682 survives it, more often than not, it will not work again. The only thing that consistently seems to work is keeping it half submerged in acid to weaken it, and it still breaks out on a regular basis.
@Dr.ERRORUNKNOWNDATA9 ай бұрын
They actually threw him in space. The problem is he grew wings, and used solar wind to fly back to earth.
@Migolcow9 ай бұрын
A lot of these are ignoring his very strong and supernatural ability to adapt. For example, 'launch him into space'. Once out there, he evolves closes off his orifices to prevent matter from escaping. He literally eats whatever capsule/rocket we launched him with, giving himself more mass. He then evolves some form of propulsion. This could be as simple as a supercompressed gas bladder or he could start breathing atomic fire and propel himself backwards like old timey godzilla. Again, adaptability is supernatural and he's copied other SCPs he's encountered before. Evolving a straight up teleportation or similar is not out of the question if he needs it to survive. Acid fails for the same reason, he loses some flesh, adapts to release a strong base to neutralize the acid (then just eats the neutralized liquid and the sealing tank to recover). Bullets have never worked, you imply the foundation gives it's security guards small arms...pretty much every description of him breaching containment has an intense firefight with military grade weapons and vehicles. Again, adaptability and moreover bullets lodged inside him is a convenient feed for him to regenerate from. Iirc Nukes have been discussed but ruled out, out of fear that if he can adapt to it (chaning his body structure to a heavy element) he'd be unstoppable until the adaptation wore off. The little girl is actually probably the best option you listed, just the foundation is very reluctant to keep two potent SCPs together long term. Putting him up against another powerful SCP is always risky, they've tried but he often adapts to either perfectly counter that SCP or he copies that SCP's abilities...a Lizard with the Deer's powers would be a Very Bad Thing.
@TheAbsol74489 ай бұрын
Even if he closes his orifices to prevent matter from escaping, that still wouldn't prevent radiation. Eventually, 682 would become a dead and cold hunk of carbon.
@tonivoul19719 ай бұрын
Then launch the lizard in a black hole like it has the strength to escape one not even light escapes a black hole so 682 with a tone of anesthetics to put it asleep for a long time or freeze it together with anesthetics keep it imobile for as long as it can last and find a black hole and launch it inside there or just make the capsule go as fast and far it is capable to so it can be far enough so it won't know it's way back or send it to a different planetary system this can be for other civilizations problem not ours
@astraycat54289 ай бұрын
idk if there were lore changes but i much prefer how he was originally where no matter what 682 cant die or be destroyed much like in "the inevitable end of all but me" or when they tried to remove him from the canon by use of an scp but he just reappeared because he cant not exist.
@TrashCanOdor9 ай бұрын
Naw those changes suck. It makes his powers less interesting and more silly.
@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, I respect your opinion. But when they started treating 682 as a immortal lord it just ruined all fun from him, what is the point ? Why even try ? Why even have to kill him? He's not going to Die so what's the point in even trying ? I'm going to stick with the fact that the foundation didn't want to kill him because he's an old living lizard that can talk.
@Living_Life2429 ай бұрын
He survived being shoved in a box and had the 4 fundamental forces (i.e. gravity, electromagnetism, weak nuclear and strong nuclear) completely and dramatically altered inside and he was able to survive as a mist of subatomic particles; he even caused the lead researcher insane because he "appeared to be enjoying it". Yet he's also shown genuine TERROR to the SCPs known as The Sculpture, O Death and Walter the Omnivorous Rabbit.
@blacktemplar11395 ай бұрын
I find it humorous that such a terrifying entity is scared of the equivalent of the Rabbit of Caerbonnog
@josephjenott9319 ай бұрын
In terms of permanent containment, we could make him cell mates with 173 for the rest of time, resulting in the worlds longest staring contest. This would also help contain the statue and prevent the crisis that happened when it multiplied and DID end up killing the lizard. That and it seems like they have some rivalry between the two of them.
@blacktemplar11395 ай бұрын
SCP 2701 also exists. It's basically a prison cell that you put someone into, put a date on a fancy piece of paper next to the cell, and then they spontaneously disappear to some pocket dimension where they will be deprived of all senses. Also, to add to all that time for the person inside the cell will also be multiplied by about 100 iirc
@josephjenott9315 ай бұрын
@@blacktemplar1139 That would be interesting to test. Just stick him in there, write down something like 2124 and check up on him every 100 years, or just go full send and be like 999,999,999 and possibly never see him again.
@blacktemplar11395 ай бұрын
@@josephjenott931 And even if he does come back and we find ourselves unable to re-cage him, chances are he'll be incredibly batshit insane and so anxious to the point where he'll be suffering heart attacks every step he takes
@josephjenott9315 ай бұрын
@@blacktemplar1139 The real danger, is what happens when he adapts to his prison.
@eatinglint3 күн бұрын
5:15 that aint well done, thats "kudos to you for this remarkable achievement!"
@kharnthebetrayer82519 ай бұрын
I've heard they actually did try sending him to another dimension or into space The other dimension sent him back. and in space he grew solar sails and flew back
@vortiger73759 ай бұрын
how did he know which direction to fly in to get back to earth
@kharnthebetrayer82519 ай бұрын
@@vortiger7375 I think in that one he was just launched towards the sun (its actually really hard to get something to hit the sun since everything is already moving in relation to it) So he bassically just grew the solar sails and flew back the way he'd come
@douglasburck16119 ай бұрын
The SCP foundation has gone back in time to stop the hard to kill reptile from being born in the first place and that didn't work. The only thing that might work is trapping him in an eternal battle with the pester bot. This might work!
@typhoonhurricane189 ай бұрын
As great as these are, I'm pretty sure a few of these have been sort of tried. They tossed 682 into a hole leading to another world and he got thrown back with a note saying something like 'he's your problem'. He's tanked reality altering/erasing scps frequently and always comes back from them, and the Foundation would probably never decide to just launch him into space since that would go against the 'contain' part of their modus operandi
@venomfan20209 ай бұрын
Wasn't there this one SCP vending machine that gave you whatever liquid you wanted? Pretty sure if you asked it for a liquid that could destroy 682, it would actually work. Drawback being you can only get it 1 teacup at a time.
@TheRyuSword9 ай бұрын
2:26 An SCP tells the Foundation that even with enough explosives to demolish the fucking Moon, enough of 682 survives for him to regenerate. So no, a single nuke would only slow him down.
@TheRyuSword9 ай бұрын
4:04 removing 682 from the timeline only worked temporarily before the people living there managed to send him back.
@TheRyuSword9 ай бұрын
7:13 Tried that, didn’t work.
@TheRyuSword9 ай бұрын
8:16 Another SCP told us what we need to feed him to kill him that way and the required materials aren’t currently possible to acquire.
@imagineexistance45389 ай бұрын
6820 should be a reminder to be VERY CAREFUL with 682 and reality bending
@AndreBechert9 ай бұрын
Man, that poor poor Lizard. He isn't that, nor does he deserve such a treatment. Even worse that he can feel the pain you inflict. Also, that Acid bit went way too far...
@BenTheSlayerrr9 ай бұрын
He wants to kill all of life I would say he dose deserve it
@davidmrtin58229 ай бұрын
He eats babies 😂
@TheAdminstartor9 ай бұрын
@@davidmrtin5822and?
@theaxefather80179 ай бұрын
Several thousand people disagree😂😂😂
@trolledfordrip9 ай бұрын
So does the scp Foundation yet we sill say they the heros
@whitefang16579 ай бұрын
My main concern about launching it into space is keeping it docile for long enough. A rocket engine wouldn't mix well with the hate filled claws of the reptile, and I'm sure the thing wouldn't be too keen on an extra-terrestrial relocation.
@suicune37769 ай бұрын
The destructibility of SCP-682 fully depends on the canon you use, which can be relatively easy to utterly impossible. If we go with some of the harder canons, he's thrived and scoffed at being wiped out of existence, making it really hard for us simple humans to do something like that. A better bet would be to rely on other SCPs, such as SCP-343, an absolutely indestructible being who is purely good, has a decent chance to destroy the Scarlet King with absolute ease, would at least have an easier time with 682. I like the canons where SCP 682 just has a thorn in his foot that's making him angry and when you remove it he becomes this adorable sweet creature like 999 that gives lizard hugs to all staff members :3
@tetraxis30119 ай бұрын
In some canons, 682 is the serpent who told Eve to eat the fruit, so he cant die because his punishment is to suffer for all eternity.
@kinglycrimson9 ай бұрын
There is that liquid the vending machine produced
@KleoCross21079 ай бұрын
I have to say I absolutely love the style of this video in terms of your commentary, idk what about it I just found it a tad funny and very enjoyable
@frankydman8 ай бұрын
If memory serves right, the only time SCP 682 has actually died was in the universe where the absolute death of SCP 2935 struck 682 down as well as all life in that universe. Not even existence erasure can stop him though; as we saw in the SCP 3930 cross test, he just reappeared a few hours later
@ae-vm6ie9 ай бұрын
Interesting...but we're way past the point of killing the thing. The fanbase has full powerscaling brainrot for any of these to work at all 6820 is a thing that exists, and if that failed, nothing is killing it except another overpowered OC that's written like crap
@creativeevil13699 ай бұрын
Also to add, they try to kill, maim, shred, froze, burn, drown, use pataphysical, essopyshical, metaphysical, reality altering, temporal anomalies and thaumaturgy to erased it, forced SCP-682 go into SCP-3930 and millions other methods. And none of the methods has worked
@TheOverseer.9 ай бұрын
6820 cringe ngl. If you go by non-article canon, all SCPS are secretly boundless+++ gods that can easily kill anything ever. 096 is an assassin for the hanged king or some bullshit.
@ae-vm6ie9 ай бұрын
@@TheOverseer. to be fair, assassin of alagadda 096 doesn't show any feats at all and every claim about him is made up stuff But yeah. Powerscaling and pataphysics and its consequences have been a disaster for the SCP wiki
@creativeevil13699 ай бұрын
Some successful termination / containment of SCP-682 The Final Termination Attempt SCP-2935 Kill-682 SCP-6820 (altrough not succesful) The Koitern (173 true form) killed a third of its whole species In Revised Entry hundreds of 173s tore it apart SCP-10101-J killed it SCP-729-J SCP-777-J SCP- 666½-J 682 was contained in Roget's Keter Duty by SCP-296, then in Project Isorropia by 001/Swann, and SCP-6820 (682 ultimate) was contained by SCP-001-EX. SCP-UBU in Last Ride of the Day The Abscence also killed 682 SCP-4028 killed 682 in a fictional story in the SCP UNIVERSE SCP-001-EX did neutralize every anomaly, including 682 4010 also did this, and in Dog Days too. SCP-682 by being murdered, and by being murdered again after it gave up, all in different tales. SCP-682 probably died in The Black Moon and When Day Breaks. SCP-682 died in "the Duck and the Dragon" as well. SCP-682 was perfectly punched forever in its selachian form SCP-1915 turned it into a newt 004-J made it financial The OmegaK made it immortal SCP-1739 - Obsolete Laptop
@TheOverseer.9 ай бұрын
@@ae-vm6ie let's go back to the days when SCP crosstesting files were well written
@Mrreaper6439 ай бұрын
I like the launch him into space with a “do not open asshole inside” idea. Basically just go “I’ve had enough of you fuck off”
@BenTheSlayerrr9 ай бұрын
Two words Ben 10
@starblast169 ай бұрын
Great ideas! I came up with one myself years ago. Why not use SCP 399? Pair it with an insanely powerful power generator, maybe a fusion reactor or some sort of anomalous power source, and you may be able to transmute 682's body into an inorganic substance faster than it can regenerate.
@falsealias20469 ай бұрын
Personally, if I watched 682 be pushed into literal non-existence, and come back fine, I would just abandon all hope
@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is9 ай бұрын
I think someone said something about it. Somewhere in a video they tried to write him out of reality and he came back. So I legit out of frustration wrote a small paragraph where it did work and SCP 682 no longer exists, the end.
@falsealias20469 ай бұрын
@@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is that’s how it should be
@plagueking65599 ай бұрын
@@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is yeah it just those 9 year old SCP 682 stans that hate to see SCP 682 dies by some SCP that far more powerful then him.
@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is9 ай бұрын
@@plagueking6559 honestly I flip them the bird and tell them that their favorite Iguana is nothing more than just an Iguana with the Juggernaut perk from MW2 and will eventually die.
@ayan59324 ай бұрын
7:46 SCP-682: now I can do magic on the level of A GOD mate u’ve signed ur death certificate
@drdino20029 ай бұрын
Anyone else remember 6820? No? Probably for the best...
@ants72799 ай бұрын
It says hard to destroy,never said he was Invincible😏
@Riokushinaku9 ай бұрын
Warning: Very Long Text Ahead For once, I'm actually disappointed with one of your videos. Granted, I may not be able to remember everything verbatim from 682's file. However, I do remember how his regenerative effect isn't the primary catalyst of his "invincible" nature. His ability to rapidly adapt to and obtain new qualities/abilities based on the threat he is facing is what makes him so astoundingly hard to destroy. Especially since experiments done on ways to destroy him seem to show that his ability to adapt increases exponentially, the more he is damaged. Sure, theoretically, if there is any trace of 682's matter left, he can regenerate. Which, in and of itself, makes him near impossible to destroy. But his ability to turn any kind of threat or damage into a new strength or ability, while completely nullifying the threat of said damage in the future, is what makes 682 so terrifying to even attempt to destroy. Whatever you throw at him, you not only risk him adapting to not be affected by it in the future, but you also risk him obtaining a new tool in his arsenal to use against you that can be just as terrifying as what you threw at him in the first place. If not more so. Which makes him that much more of a threat and exponentially harder to contain as you continue testing new methods of destruction. I also remember his file mentioning that one of the researchers brought up the idea of trying to destroy 682 with nuclear weapons and that proposal was denied as the risk of 682 adapting that immense power into an ability he can use over and over again was far too great of a risk to even think about attempting it. I do agree with your assessment of using the multiple dimensions the foundation has access to as a means of permanent containment. However, that could lead to unforseen consequences in the future unless we knew every detail of that universe completely. Instead of just knowing the local, planetary, and/or star system information of the destination that the foundation currently has access to and has explored. As far as dumping him into space; our ability to track, contain, and react to 682's presence in space, on another planet, or asteroid isn't powerful enough to see that as an option. The second we lose track of 682, we lose our ability to monitor any potential of his threat level in the future. As far as throwing him into the sun, the same situation could arise from that as from the nuclear options the foundation has already denied. And we definitely don't want to risk 682 obtaining the power of the sun. As far as using other SCPs to destroy, contain, alter, nullify, or remove 682 from our reality; Any SCP that would use a destructive force to eliminate 682 is out of the question, as the threat of 682's adaptability to harm and destruction is too much of a threat. And using any SCP with reality bending/altering, dimensional travel, or godlike abilities would take an impossibly complete level of understanding and trust in the SCP, and it's abilities, used to make the attempt. Even the most benevolent of all-powerful SCPs are still seen as a threat for a reason. With any level of thought comes the ability for that SCP to take advantage of any situation given to it. For example, you have one of the SCPs in question attempt to terminate or neutralize 682. There is always going to be a chance, even if that chance is infinitesimally small, that SCP could use the attempt as it's chance to do harm or break its own containment. Such as a godlike SCP knowing for a fact that 682 can adapt the power of the sun, then teleporting 682 into the sun and breaching its own containment in the chaos to blink to another dimension where it is safe from the foundation's walls. Even if you could guarantee that an all-powerful SCP would never betray the foundation, there is no way to know if whatever power or ability it would use will work or trigger 682's adaptable nature through an unforseen trigger to its threat response. And we don't want to give 682 the power of a god. While I do believe that the current means of containment are insufficient, I also believe that the foundation's choice in containing and monitoring 682, instead of trying all means to destroy, remove, alter, or neutralize 682 is the lesser of all evils. While containing 682 is an immense and never-ending struggle. Frought with death and peril, it is better than trying something drastic and handing the keys of our own destruction to 682 in the process.
@MJPRODUCTIONS89729 ай бұрын
The sun cannot do anything to 682 cause 001 (gate guardian) has a sword that’s hotter then the sun and that could not kill it and yes that crossover test is canon
@TheCDawg692 ай бұрын
I say that he can’t, because in other stories, god himself has literally deemed it to where 682 cannot die. He would just be suffering and adapting rather than dying.
@openarmsasmr49399 ай бұрын
Umm, half of this stuff has already been tested. 682 HAS faced the Gate Guardian, and 682 suvived 4 hits from its weapon before passing out. The guardian then told personelle to remove it. So, that's a bust. And 682 has also already been erased from reality. Twice. Guess what? He came back just fine both times. He's been shoved into alternate realities before, and he just came right back. Though we've never tried sending him to a barren one, that's worth testing. As for chucking him into the sun, I'm pretty sure we tried that one as well, and he came back with wings made from fire. As for the guns... are you serious? If there is so much as a single piece of him left, he will come back. Bullets could incapacitate but not terminate.
@Redacted25253 ай бұрын
Considering how 682 survived multiple attacks from the gate Guardian who’s sword is apparently hotter than the sun and is fine launching him into the sun could cause some unintended consequences
@theldrakis9 ай бұрын
yeah there is a weapon that can kill scp - 682 its called retcon. though we would never use it cause he is popular. besides why not try talking to the lizard and send him against GOC?
@benhasan49119 ай бұрын
About the acid thing: I could have sworn I heard somewhere that the hydochrolic acid is used because of a specific reason, like it messes with bro's adaptability or something, i forget.
@Luzhong_editz3 ай бұрын
About the sun, scp-682 once got sent there but while in the way he got out of the rocket and got fire wings while riding the solar waves back to earth
@user-bd3ko3cs8d9 ай бұрын
Hear me out.. It's been 4 months since 001 content and we need more. So here's my proposal. Either you finish Undublin and start with the nuclear winter OR and hear me out.. " What Happened to Site 13? and SCP-001 " with the perspective of the flesh meeting these humans and cause of sound they make when moving, allot of stuff would go down let me say that much.. would be interesting
@Soundwave4139 ай бұрын
Laughs in 6820, but in all seriousness ever since it’s been accepted that the lizard is either a child of the Scarlet King or the serpent from Eden this thing has more less be cursed with true immortality from his dad or as punishment for laying the seed of evil
@lucastep3107 ай бұрын
While I don’t remember the SCP (the exploring series looked into it) the friend idea actually might work, one universe actually might work, they just made an entire species of him and called them the ‘imortadon’ and they were all content.
@purplehaze23589 ай бұрын
"If 682 managed to survive that.. well, maybe the blast launched him into space at least." Yo, is that a Jojo reference???
@Jump-Shack9 ай бұрын
Think a good way to end 682 is use something that would either A. Restrict or lower his ability to adapt or B. Just straight up use the thing on it since the thing tends to take over animal based cells quite quickly.
@secondarytrollaccount6669 ай бұрын
Im about to make a point based on two entries that may or may not be lore accurate but there is an scp story where a scientist gets sent to a parallel dimension where 682 is not hostile towards all life. The population of the earth became such good guys and created peace between the anomalies and the normies to the point 682 said he stopped killing because they were no longer disgusting. This ties to another story where the 05 experimented with a sort of noosphere being the unconscious psyche of all humans and what they found made them instantly slide on all of humanity. one of the methods they used to do this consisted of " 682 was simply released." I theorize one way to deal with 682 is for humanity as a whole, become so elevated on a moral and existential level that 682 no longer has the urge to declare jihad on us all.
@darylharris16 күн бұрын
There is a scp that causes extreme memory loss with the mucus it's body is covered in When scp 682 was exposed to the mucus it's body forgot the adaptations it had made so combining the mucus with the acid it will have better results at dissolving it
@stoned4_2_05 ай бұрын
That allergy one kind of makes sense. Then again the space one also does too
@nospamgaming66829 ай бұрын
send 682 into the 093 reality and let him have fun getting aborbed into the unclean
@rasmusdamkjr52709 ай бұрын
4:12 682 is so heavy that launching him into space on a rocket is out of the question Edit: fixed typo
@jollydopebeans18159 ай бұрын
Dude stfu nerd it’s fun to watch
@jakoballan89435 ай бұрын
He actually adapted to nuke ,grew the size of the Pacific Ocean and killed everyone within 231 miles
@Pepperscales_Reptiles3 ай бұрын
0:56 You can also try fluoroantimonic acid on SCP-682 if nitric acid doesnt work.
@FandomChronicle9 ай бұрын
The foundation doesn't truly go along with trying to kill him because they don't know the full extent of his adaptability. They don't want to risk 682 getting a buff every time they try something new, something that might not work. If they kept going at it, who knows what he could end up having. Imagine having immunity to everything and anything the foundation throws at it. Then he will truly become something far worse than the "hard to destroy reptile". And it will all be the foundation's fault.
@Machine4699 ай бұрын
If 343 haven't tell the gate guardian to let 682 suffer, then 682 will die a long time ago
@ethanphilpot76433 ай бұрын
I'm shocked you didn't propose the most obvious solution. Drunk Driving
@Yoitscaivaxthemolotovfox6 ай бұрын
Hearing this guy just talk about stuff with him cursing and stuff and not using a more monotone voice is so dope