How to ACTUALLY win the Bongcloud

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[@SebastianSpastian-ry3kp]

You say checkers is low IQ but you can't even spell Bongcloud

[@chesspage1real]

Checkers and I can both be low IQ

[@GMDHpeZ]

pin of shame

[@imir_]

Shame on you

[@rallicat69]

okay checkersgm753 who spent 55 hours playing boring checkers instead of fun chess

[@ae3464]

This guy is as boring as how boring checkers is

[@LordEgilYGO]

Shoutouts to the Bongcloud being called an attack because "it certainly can't be called a defense."

[@PTFS_Player72]

hes out of line, but hes right

[@lightseraph3228]

Hey-... HMMMMM

[@jrozlie2280]

Attacking your own king maybe

[@errordaone4028]

No it attacks ur opponents emotions and gives them emotion damage

[@Bloonsmonki]

Copied

[@KJO1993]

Ah yes the classic king/bishop rush, nice to find another tactical genius who can appreciate such a nonsensical yet magestic stratagem.

[@ShawnRakar]

I want to try it but we all know this won’t feasibly happen.

[@sherriecampbell4900]

Yep

[@UnderTaker2OO3]

Stratagem mentioned!?long live the superearth!!!wtf is a kilometer freeeeeedoooooommmmmm

[@NotBamOrBing]

"Just accuse your opponent of cheating" is the kind of quality stuff i subbed for

[@DimitrisRem]

That's the most aggressive king I've ever seen. This dude has a vendetta against the black king.

[@Eleven217]

The king just pushes a pawn aside and pulls out a glock

[@olenickel6013]

This is how Alexander the Great won at Gaugamela

[@mirrortarget5729]

*stares in Shotgun King*

[@Maxtherocketguy]

The only way to defend the bongcloud attack is the legendary double bong cloud Defense

[@subsanyonewhosubsmecheckmy1365]

remember me?

[@jasonlu9525]

Defense being defending yourself from the massive disrespect

[@superepic4026]

The best time to play the bongcloud as black is when white plays wayward queen attack

[@adnimifzalbinhaslanmoe]

*The double bong cloud variation

[@pinecone3334]

@@jasonlu9525you might call it “getting defensive.”

[@christhekrug]

"It's painful but your fault" You sound like my therapist.

[@ghostcat5303]

Brave of you to assume we only have 2k less elo than Carlson

[@hendry9984]

the last check mate was something else…

[@MrSkaDan]

With this trick I was finally able to climb from elo 375 to 3750! Thank you so much!

[@andy02q]

Pretty sure that this only makes you climb added 2 in the front much, so you reached 2750. Regards Former 1014 elo player.

[@andy02q]

Pretty sure that this only makes you climb added 2 in the front much, so you reached 2750. Regards Former 1014 elo player.

[@ReiAyasuka]

With this trick I was finally able to climb from elo 42 to 420

[@ITz_Tahmid]

I think your elo went from 375 to -3750

[@N3M3SiS]

Bro thought 375+0 = 3750

[@question4984]

I love the bongcloud. I remember winning a friendly game with itand my opponent refused to shake my hand after the pure disrespect I gave him. Its beautiful. This is why I love chess lol

[@andreamichelezucchi8600]

No handshake? You know there you played masterfully 😂

[@DaeoSZ]

how is a chess youtuber so consistently making me laugh?

[@chesterchub]

Impressive. I love disrespecting my opponents, nice video! (Also your serious videos are so good, thank you especially for the Ruy Lopez one. Can you do the Italian please?)

[@chesspage1real]

I think next one will be another big guide about an opening for black, definitely planning to do more big guides

[@chesterchub]

Oh nice, great to hear that

[@ChristianTurnerLifts]

Thanks for the upload, AlphaZero. Always love new content from you

[@xXxNECROMONGERxXx]

love your vids even though i don't actively play chess, the way you present it is so humorous and approachable; thank you for the laughs!

[@FED0RA]

i used to have the exact same goku pfp as you lol

[@anthonymort5202]

Wait you don't play chess why the f*** are you watching this how did you even get here

[@JoeMama-sk4wg]

​@@anthonymort5202hey I play chess but before I did I used to watch chess videos because it was humorous

[@darkxzero13]

I dont even play chess. This was just entertaining as hell

[@yueni_bizzare_simp]

Then you should consider to start playing chess. That's the way how I entered chess

[@Unoriginalname123]

@@yueni_bizzare_simp He doesn’t have to bruh

[@sirnato5218]

@@Unoriginalname123 he didn’t say he had to mate

[@Unoriginalname123]

@@sirnato5218 what

[@Chance62]

@@Unoriginalname123he never said he HAD to

[@bigmoomusic]

don’t even play chess but this is my new favourite youtube channel

[@AOzzyR2000]

Damn, that's actually a crazy tactic... You confuse your opponent by aggressively developing your king so much that in the end they only focus on attacking your king and forget about protecting theirs. Sick!

[@StrategicCastle]

Great narration in your videos. Appreciate your sense of humor and directness.

[@bluecocacola]

Bong Cloud Bong Clout ✅

[@petervilla5221]

People are so used to the fools mate with queen/bishop that they dont even consider the fools mate with king/bishop. Is this the stupid mate? The double fools mate? The checkers mate? Idk. But i want to do it now.

[@ZackofSpades]

This is what Lelouch meant when he said that you can't expect your soldiers to follow a king who can't lead.

[@anthonymort5202]

He said if the king doesn't lead how can he expect his subordinates to follow

[@DarkGope]

Unfortunately, we don't have a code guys

[@m.v.j6804]

Code gyatt refrence

[@BoinkChess-wj2ym]

Just the guide we needed. Thank you

[@Sweden0987]

NOW I CAN WIN WITH THIS

[@ffarkasm]

5:00 "Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight."

[@tessa8230]

Hahaha, the intro. Ah I love this channel so much.

[@luckyomen]

Call that last one a King's Fool, because that's your opponent after you win. I wonder what the success rate of that is and other ways it could develop.

[@phillsflychannel]

This op af with you teaching us these openings tyvm

[@samarth548]

2:00 I laughed so hard 😭

[@Sangam.2001]

this is the only chess channel that you don't get bored while watching😂😂

[@VirusPL]

check out Chess Simp ;)

[@rufelabanil731]

bro taked KINGS GAMBIT" to another whole new level

[@Xani13]

5:06 - I actually did something like that by accident recently by using the King as a bully like that. Lol.

[@SproingBoing]

Can't plan out your moves when the opposing King is drunkenly staggering across the board Gotta love winning through obfuscating stupidity lmao

[@cosmosux153]

This channel is the funniest one on how to play chess, I feel like I am watching an epic movie 😂 very well done 👏

[@orenyt4633]

Your videos are the best bro i wish you luck, i cry from laughing every video 😂😂😂 love you man 😂😂😂

[@manimonji6516]

Great as always! Could you mind teaching englund gambit?I'm looking for a way to crush d4. Your tutorials are always funny and effective!

[@aidenabreo4667]

Whats your rating?. It only works max 900.i hv experience playing this. Im 1600 cc

[@aditi002jens7]

@@aidenabreo4667 can relate as a 1200 I recently absolutely crushed a englund gambiter by refusing the gambit

[@FenShen-us9tv]

The englund is bad don't play it.

[@Ilo722]

@@FenShen-us9tveven at my level (1900) the England gambit isn't terrible, black usually plays d6 after giving up the e5 pawn for development

[@FenShen-us9tv]

@@Ilo722 you're leaving games to chance rather than playing consistently. But i'm 1500 only.

[@thisaintart]

Real talk tho, who here has watched every video this guy uploaded? Mad respect to good chess channels

[@hongkonger885]

3:14 bro fianchettoed his king

[@materysakcz1995]

Amazing video, I will play this in my Turnament today and we will see how it will go i will keep you informed

[@RoundShades]

It's, no joke, better than playing the Evans.

[@materysakcz1995]

@@RoundShades bro why do you say that,😭

[@JoelCheong-h8t]

After watching this, I played bongcloud and actually won after my opponent resigned being 2 pawns down in the endgame! You've just got another subscriber!

[@whyops]

YOU ACTULL MADMAN!!! WHAT A LEGEND!!!!!

[@its_kins]

love your vids! keep em coming!

[@AbidHasanRaiyan-f1m]

your sense of humoor is just fantastic

[@neaputbutter]

finally something for my chess repertoire!

[@oceanfung4140]

lol

[@BGwxlf]

My opponent played the bong cloud so in response i switched around my king and queen

[@TododesdeZerou13]

man I ove ur videos keep it up and you'll go really far far away!!!

[@Vatsal4177]

You gained my respect and sub cuz of this video 😂

[@bobbyfartz5591]

This video needs a hysterical laughter warning I was in a library when I started watching this and oh god I don’t think I’ve been so embarrassed and yet unable to do anything about it

[@karlhinze]

Actually peeing myself laughing watching the end 😂😂😂

[@MrBrave6000HQ]

Love your openings videos

[@deniskrivchenkov9042]

I like your chess channel the most

[@dariusEMPEROR]

Maaaan! I haven't laughed so hard in a while! 😂😂😂😮

[@rolfvictormabao5942]

I noticed the first video and watched it.. Did not regret subscribing the moment I watched it.. I will give a prophecy.. *This channel will someday reach 200k*.. I shall give another future sight once this channel becomes famous..

[@bookoo995]

Dude your videos are so fun. Your editing style reminds me a lot of Ostonox, whom i would consider the best editor on KZbin.

[@LockTFInOfficial]

Didnt even get to use this, opponent resigned from confusion

[@ScortchedBunny]

Achievement unlocked: manual castle 😮

[@EverettSeal]

I need this video because I trying to learn the bongcloud

[@mugenmasters8564]

Do not use this opening i repeat do not!

[@EverettSeal]

@@mugenmasters8564 don’t care

[@bruhmemegang7849]

damn nice video subbed

[@jean-bart]

ha ha i like the way you make chess funny

[@Fishy_17]

You’re supposed to activate your king in the endgame anyway.

[@超級快龍]

Finally someone teaches how to actually play bongcloud🥰

[@Idontunderstand-w4e]

Hikaru's favourite video:

[@freegracetruth77]

At 2:20 - 2:32. I find it pretty annoying when people in the chess community feel the need to be toxic like that, with silly remarks like "your dumb, so go back to playing checkers" or other similar comments. I think its rather insulting and it probably dissuades people from playing chess or becoming a part of the community. Personally, Ive always enjoyed playing checkers and chess, and have fond memories of playing both games with my father when I was growing up. Moreover, checkers, while probably not as complex as chess, is still a fairly tactical and fun game to play and the fact that some of these "high IQ" chess players feel the need to classify checkers as "silly" game for "low IQ" people is a Low IQ thing in itself, and serves no other purpose other than to disrespect less experienced chess players along with an entirely different game which they probably aren't very familiar with in the first place.

[@user-qk7ry4wq6f]

Bong clout souds like a Chinese Spotify rapper name

[@imir_]

Lmao

[@_AceOFSpadesGD]

yuno miles

[@CheukTheGreatestOfEverything]

雪花飄飄北風瀟瀟

[@wiktorhenselmann6840]

Played the bongcloud at 700 elo can confirm great success

[@op_meraj_ff]

Move by move Bro's roasting lvl is increasing 📈

[@Chessehan]

Thank you for this vid I actually defeated a person with the bong cloud 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rogeramirez]

I can’t remember a funnier chess video than this. Jokes are amazing 😂

[@SC-zq6cu]

"yo i'm mad traaaash broo BRRRRRR"

[@GusherManX]

This absolute mad lad 😂❤

[@iankim5395]

i never artificially castle in bongcloud openings to maximize the disrespect lol

[@fabianproxd5434]

0:42 king david's opening 💀

[@Qualasi]

King david is a 3% alcohol drink that I drank even though I’m underaged and then after that I lost my ability to speak english

[@smit5983]

"Mathematically optimal disrespect" LOL

[@turtlesrule2213]

I was hoping for the coveted Tennison gambit video, where I will learn to triple pawns, but this will more than do for now. Time to bully my friends in chess!

[@chesspage1real]

I‘m pretty sure Tennison Gambit will be online next week but I can’t guarantee

[@saditya]

Love the way you reported on unexpected move 😅

[@CiroCouceiroCosta]

I love the feeling that u are directly talking with me. 2:12 468 Player XD

[@AnahiRumak]

should be called the drunk king opening

[@iskanderzhus]

Opponent plays this opening Me:I wouldnt take this level of disrespect

[@NahintheW]

the trap tho💀

[@MCFGlobalBusinessSol]

“Ok just gonna develop the king…”

[@PsychoticDuck1]

**B O N G C L O U T**

[@_AceOFSpadesGD]

bong clout = triple brilliant

[@ROLLIORIBS]

It’s called the bong cloud because you gotta be high to play this

[@ayubshaik2907]

King be like : I'll do it by myself

[@trockynang]

You should probably make a video about King David's

[@Comradegato]

Disrespect=funni=angry opponent=less precise opponent😎😎😎

[@Comradegato]

​@SoundwaveSuperior63wank you👍

[@Comradegato]

*thank

[@Comradegato]

damn

[@OmerAsaf-j8h]

Thats the neat point

[@JoshValdez-v6h]

I might have confused my opponent to much to the point I took his queen and almost checkmated him but he resigned

[@saaliheditz5317]

Hi nice video need new opening and tactics BTW what's your elo

[@hansha9404]

Man, i never tought that i could cry laugh in front of a chess vid 😂

[@zxio3301]

FINNALY AN UPLOAD

[@Amaend8]

I know no theory and won my third game with the bong (750) Shit is crazy fun for some reason

[@AlokKumar-c9i9m]

Wow man..... Really liked the line "this man has low IQ than the number of pieces on board"

[@Xani13]

If you think Checkers is low-IQ try playing it Filipino style. AKA Dama. Your head will spin.

[@k-STL-2023-zk6wx]

LOL spit out my soda twice!! You are hilarious!!!!

[@iamrickrollman]

my opponent resigned after move 12😭🙏🙏

[@briansrandomstuff411]

Scholar's mate with the king!😅😅😅

[@imir_]

Thanks ! I just won a Blitz game with this :D !!

[@tanishatuba-rt2tj]

Develope your pieces❎ Devlope your king✅😂😂😂😂

[@anditor5177]

Thanks bro. I used this and i win a game. i played really bad, but my opponent hasn't a brain kkkkk

[@alighani2720]

can you do a video on the vienna?