How to ACTUALLY win the Bongcloud

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This chess video features an opening called Bong Clout. It's a chess strategy that allows you to have fun and win a game of chess in a cool way. You can play it at any elo, even as a beginner, since it's not meant to improve your performance anyway. It's just for the meme moment of using the Bong Clout Attack.

[@SebastianSpastian-ry3kp]

You say checkers is low IQ but you can't even spell Bongcloud

[@chesspage1real]

Checkers and I can both be low IQ

[@GMDHpeZ]

pin of shame

[@imir_]

Shame on you

[@box_speedruns]

okay checkersgm753 who spent 55 hours playing boring checkers instead of fun chess

[@ae3464]

This guy is as boring as how boring checkers is

[@irtehmrepic]

Shoutouts to the Bongcloud being called an attack because "it certainly can't be called a defense."

[@PTFS_Player72]

hes out of line, but hes right

[@lightseraph3228]

Hey-... HMMMMM

[@jrozlie2280]

Attacking your own king maybe

[@errordaone4028]

No it attacks ur opponents emotions and gives them emotion damage

[@Bloonsmonki]

Copied

[@KJO1993]

Ah yes the classic king/bishop rush, nice to find another tactical genius who can appreciate such a nonsensical yet magestic stratagem.

[@ShawnRakar]

I want to try it but we all know this won’t feasibly happen.

[@sherriecampbell4900]

Yep

[@Maxtherocketguy]

The only way to defend the bongcloud attack is the legendary double bong cloud Defense

[@subsanyonewhosubsmecheckmy1365]

remember me?

[@jasonlu9525]

Defense being defending yourself from the massive disrespect

[@superepic4026]

The best time to play the bongcloud as black is when white plays wayward queen attack

[@adnimifzalbinhaslanmoe]

*The double bong cloud variation

[@pinecone3334]

@@jasonlu9525you might call it “getting defensive.”

[@christhekrug]

"It's painful but your fault" You sound like my therapist.

[@DimitrisRem]

That's the most aggressive king I've ever seen. This dude has a vendetta against the black king.

[@Eleven217]

The king just pushes a pawn aside and pulls out a glock

[@olenickel6013]

This is how Alexander the Great won at Gaugamela

[@mirrortarget5729]

*stares in Shotgun King*

[@NotBamOrBing]

"Just accuse your opponent of cheating" is the kind of quality stuff i subbed for

[@MrSkaDan]

With this trick I was finally able to climb from elo 375 to 3750! Thank you so much!

[@andy02q]

Pretty sure that this only makes you climb added 2 in the front much, so you reached 2750. Regards Former 1014 elo player.

[@andy02q]

Pretty sure that this only makes you climb added 2 in the front much, so you reached 2750. Regards Former 1014 elo player.

[@ReiAyasuka]

With this trick I was finally able to climb from elo 42 to 420

[@ITz_Tahmid]

I think your elo went from 375 to -3750

[@N3M3SiS]

Bro thought 375+0 = 3750

[@question4984]

I love the bongcloud. I remember winning a friendly game with itand my opponent refused to shake my hand after the pure disrespect I gave him. Its beautiful. This is why I love chess lol

[@hendry9984]

the last check mate was something else…

[@ZackofSpades]

This is what Lelouch meant when he said that you can't expect your soldiers to follow a king who can't lead.

[@anthonymort5202]

He said if the king doesn't lead how can he expect his subordinates to follow

[@DarkGope]

Unfortunately, we don't have a code guys

[@racerozzy2639]

Damn, that's actually a crazy tactic... You confuse your opponent by aggressively developing your king so much that in the end they only focus on attacking your king and forget about protecting theirs. Sick!

[@SproingBoing]

Can't plan out your moves when the opposing King is drunkenly staggering across the board Gotta love winning through obfuscating stupidity lmao

[@DaeoSZ]

how is a chess youtuber so consistently making me laugh?

[@ghostcat5303]

Brave of you to assume we only have 2k less elo than Carlson

[@bluecocacola]

Bong Cloud Bong Clout ✅

[@darkxzero13]

I dont even play chess. This was just entertaining as hell

[@yueni_bizzare_simp]

Then you should consider to start playing chess. That's the way how I entered chess

[@eliecersuarez2966]

@@yueni_bizzare_simp He doesn’t have to bruh

[@sirnato5218]

@@eliecersuarez2966 he didn’t say he had to mate

[@eliecersuarez2966]

@@sirnato5218 what

[@Chance62]

@@eliecersuarez2966he never said he HAD to

[@ChristianTurnerLifts]

Thanks for the upload, AlphaZero. Always love new content from you

[@BoinkChess-wj2ym]

Just the guide we needed. Thank you

[@StrategicCastle]

Great narration in your videos. Appreciate your sense of humor and directness.

[@xXxNECROMONGERxXx]

love your vids even though i don't actively play chess, the way you present it is so humorous and approachable; thank you for the laughs!

[@FED0RA]

i used to have the exact same goku pfp as you lol

[@anthonymort5202]

Wait you don't play chess why the f*** are you watching this how did you even get here

[@JoeMama-sk4wg]

​@@anthonymort5202hey I play chess but before I did I used to watch chess videos because it was humorous

[@phillsflychannel]

This op af with you teaching us these openings tyvm

[@user-qk7ry4wq6f]

Bong clout souds like a Chinese Spotify rapper name

[@imir_]

Lmao

[@_AceOFSpadesGD]

yuno miles

[@CheukTheGreatestOfEverything]

雪花飄飄北風瀟瀟

[@Sweden0987]

NOW I CAN WIN WITH THIS

[@sangamghorasaini5016]

this is the only chess channel that you don't get bored while watching😂😂

[@VirusPL]

check out Chess Simp ;)

[@its_kins]

love your vids! keep em coming!

[@petervilla5221]

People are so used to the fools mate with queen/bishop that they dont even consider the fools mate with king/bishop. Is this the stupid mate? The double fools mate? The checkers mate? Idk. But i want to do it now.

[@samarth548]

2:00 I laughed so hard 😭

[@MrBrave6000HQ]

Love your openings videos

[@tessa8230]

Hahaha, the intro. Ah I love this channel so much.

[@luckyomen]

Call that last one a King's Fool, because that's your opponent after you win. I wonder what the success rate of that is and other ways it could develop.

[@cosmosux153]

This channel is the funniest one on how to play chess, I feel like I am watching an epic movie 😂 very well done 👏

[@alessandrolonghi8585]

man I ove ur videos keep it up and you'll go really far far away!!!

[@cchc0511]

Impressive. I love disrespecting my opponents, nice video! (Also your serious videos are so good, thank you especially for the Ruy Lopez one. Can you do the Italian please?)

[@chesspage1real]

I think next one will be another big guide about an opening for black, definitely planning to do more big guides

[@cchc0511]

Oh nice, great to hear that

[@Echo_1773]

blud turned down 38 dollars and still wont do ittallian im crying=@@chesspage1real

[@orenyt4633]

Your videos are the best bro i wish you luck, i cry from laughing every video 😂😂😂 love you man 😂😂😂

[@SS4Xani]

5:06 - I actually did something like that by accident recently by using the King as a bully like that. Lol.

[@whyops9862]

YOU ACTULL MADMAN!!! WHAT A LEGEND!!!!!

[@Comradegato]

Disrespect=funni=angry opponent=less precise opponent😎😎😎

[@Echo_1773]

damn donald u right

[@Comradegato]

​@@Echo_1773wank you👍

[@Comradegato]

*thank

[@Comradegato]

damn

[@user-tp3cd9ue2o]

Thats the neat point

[@hongkonger885]

3:14 bro fianchettoed his king

[@thisaintart]

Real talk tho, who here has watched every video this guy uploaded? Mad respect to good chess channels

[@deniskrivchenkov9042]

I like your chess channel the most

[@neaputbutter]

finally something for my chess repertoire!

[@oceanfung4140]

lol

[@Vatsal4177]

You gained my respect and sub cuz of this video 😂

[@rufelabanil731]

bro taked KINGS GAMBIT" to another whole new level

[@fabianproxd5434]

0:42 king david's opening 💀

[@GusherManX]

This absolute mad lad 😂❤

[@zxori9517]

FINNALY AN UPLOAD

[@bruhmemegang7849]

damn nice video subbed

[@JessebergFam]

Didnt even get to use this, opponent resigned from confusion

[@Ihave5cats]

Another very amazong video

[@saditya]

Love the way you reported on unexpected move 😅

[@dariusEMPEROR]

Maaaan! I haven't laughed so hard in a while! 😂😂😂😮

[@materysakcz1995]

Amazing video, I will play this in my Turnament today and we will see how it will go i will keep you informed

[@RoundShades]

It's, no joke, better than playing the Evans.

[@materysakcz1995]

@@RoundShades bro why do you say that,😭

[@jean-bart]

ha ha i like the way you make chess funny

[@rikkieboy7436]

Love ur humor

[@rolfvictormabao5942]

I noticed the first video and watched it.. Did not regret subscribing the moment I watched it.. I will give a prophecy.. *This channel will someday reach 200k*.. I shall give another future sight once this channel becomes famous..

[@bookoo995]

Dude your videos are so fun. Your editing style reminds me a lot of Ostonox, whom i would consider the best editor on KZbin.

[@v.spectre]

Glorious.

[@iankim5395]

i never artificially castle in bongcloud openings to maximize the disrespect lol

[@manimonji6516]

Great as always! Could you mind teaching englund gambit?I'm looking for a way to crush d4. Your tutorials are always funny and effective!

[@aidenabreo4667]

Whats your rating?. It only works max 900.i hv experience playing this. Im 1600 cc

[@aditi002jens7]

@@aidenabreo4667 can relate as a 1200 I recently absolutely crushed a englund gambiter by refusing the gambit

[@FenShen-us9tv]

The englund is bad don't play it.

[@Ilo722]

@@FenShen-us9tveven at my level (1900) the England gambit isn't terrible, black usually plays d6 after giving up the e5 pawn for development

[@FenShen-us9tv]

@@Ilo722 you're leaving games to chance rather than playing consistently. But i'm 1500 only.

[@_AceOFSpadesGD]

bong clout = triple brilliant

[@Barbutt]

That’s King Arther vs Black Knight… “‘Tis only a flesh wound! Have at you!”

[@NahintheW]

the trap tho💀

[@wiktorhenselmann6840]

Played the bongcloud at 700 elo can confirm great success

[@uvytb7304]

i love this channel it always brings me back need to play chess

[@AnahiRumak]

should be called the drunk king opening

[@ayubshaik2907]

King be like : I'll do it by myself

[@karlhinze]

Actually peeing myself laughing watching the end 😂😂😂

[@CyherPrismo]

Achievement unlocked: manual castle 😮

[@MCFGlobalBusinessSol]

“Ok just gonna develop the king…”

[@bobbyfartz5591]

This video needs a hysterical laughter warning I was in a library when I started watching this and oh god I don’t think I’ve been so embarrassed and yet unable to do anything about it

[@Chessehan]

Thank you for this vid I actually defeated a person with the bong cloud 😂😂😂😂😂

[@k-STL-2023-zk6wx]

LOL spit out my soda twice!! You are hilarious!!!!

[@hansha9404]

Man, i never tought that i could cry laugh in front of a chess vid 😂

[@turtlesrule2213]

I was hoping for the coveted Tennison gambit video, where I will learn to triple pawns, but this will more than do for now. Time to bully my friends in chess!

[@chesspage1real]

I‘m pretty sure Tennison Gambit will be online next week but I can’t guarantee

[@briansrandomstuff411]

Scholar's mate with the king!😅😅😅

[@user-pw6kb6xb7z]

I might have confused my opponent to much to the point I took his queen and almost checkmated him but he resigned

[@Rogeramirez]

I can’t remember a funnier chess video than this. Jokes are amazing 😂

[@Fishy_17]

You’re supposed to activate your king in the endgame anyway.

[@trockynang]

You should probably make a video about King David's

[@smit5983]

"Mathematically optimal disrespect" LOL

[@adolf1532]

Very nice

[@fishmacronisoup]

Unexpected ending 💀

[@knv5761]

King: I do it myself!

[@iskanderzhus]

Opponent plays this opening Me:I wouldnt take this level of disrespect

[@imir_]

Thanks ! I just won a Blitz game with this :D !!

[@ROLLIORIBS]

It’s called the bong cloud because you gotta be high to play this

[@VirginVulture]

**B O N G C L O U T**

[@user-cz5zb3ws3y]

Finally someone teaches how to actually play bongcloud🥰

[@saaliheditz5317]

Hi nice video need new opening and tactics BTW what's your elo

[@yourmum69_420]

I just played bongcloud twice in a row after watching this video and won both times (low elo), even though it didn't go the same as in the video.

[@Your_chosen_name]

another VERY IMPORTANT piece of advice: disrespect as much as possible, you already expect them to be dumb so take it up a notch

[@kowaiyan4391]

love bongcloud

[@Hawks_YL]

3:45 made me laugh so hard😂

[@shiyiruikcs4373]

Y is this bong clout so good

[@abdalahyasin511]

The french defense

[@alighani2720]

can you do a video on the vienna?

[@Saulimedes]

You deserved your subscribe.

[@davidmcleod1760]

I just played my first Bongcloud and won! Did not think that game would work out but damn that was hard. On the bright side I'm like 95% certain my opponent was definetely confused AF.

[@Themanhimself000]

The chillest bongcloud attack game: 💥💥💥