How to Annoy Harry Potter Characters

[@pastapig8738]

How to annoy Harry: Say in public: “HARRY POTTER IS GIVING OUT AUTOGRAPHS!!!”

[@SAMEYO78]

**spits out butterbeer** hE whAt?!

[@catguy4996]

Signed Photos I think is what you mean

[@badpiggies988]

Or constantly read off the scar Umbridge gave him on his left hand, "reminding" him every five minutes that he "must not tell lies".

[@leviosa9273]

i feel attacked

[@givemetea2230]

@@leviosa9273 luna was right when she said your not much of a threat without others

[@joshuadesautels]

Ginny: Give her a diary as a Christmas present.

[@catguy4996]

Or tell her that Harry Potter and Cho Chang were meant to be

[@bees.r.nice.]

:O ...

[@kittycat6774]

OwO

[@c3lxtia124]

"AAAAAAA! MUM,GET IT AWAY,GET IT OUTSIDE,AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

[@itsyaboyaveryy24]

Make sure you enchant it to write I am Tom Riddle when she opens its

[@ornellazocco4461]

Another way to annoy Fred and George: *Tell them to be serious.*

[@akari-exe-851]

To be sirius you mean?

[@akari-exe-851]

Jk ik what you mean. Duh.

[@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520]

Tell them to be Sirius

[@ornellazocco4461]

@@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 yes how ridikkulus

[@chaze2537]

@@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 Watcha doin here Malfoy?

[@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire]

How to annoy Sirius Black: Every time he walks into a room, say “Why so Sirius(serious)?”

[@ginnyweasly1632]

He... He’s dead...

[@parinikasingh2779]

I think he would love that

[@anita-bu1dk]

I-

[@salem8228]

He would relish in the attention

[@himaabdo7141]

lol

[@mintleaf8806]

How to annoy Draco Malfoy: Jinx him and then say “No, your father won’t be hearing about this”

[@popi3418]

Haha oh yeah!

[@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520]

* YEETS everyone out the window * “NEX TIYME DON STEAL MA COOKIEZ”

[@mintleaf8806]

Lolol didn’t know Draco Malfoy likes cookies

[@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520]

Mint Leaf You don’t know a lot about me, sweetie

[@mintleaf8806]

Draco Lucius Malfoy Never said so didn’t I but you never said the word cookies in your 6 years of Hogwarts

[@xx_eclipse_xx3773]

To annoy Colin Creevy: “Harry Potter isnt going to sign any autographs”

[@imapanthersfan8191]

Why must you do this to him?

[@xx_eclipse_xx3773]

Not me,Harry might. Its just a guess of what can happen. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@hogwartsahistory2013]

did you know that colin had died in the battle of hogwarts

[@xx_eclipse_xx3773]

@@hogwartsahistory2013 Yes i read the books and i feel very bad honestly 🤧

[@1172sri]

I think I colin creevey wanted photographs of harry.but nigel wanted Harry's autograph

[@tsukishimakei5055]

How to annoy Peeves: just tell him he wasn't good enough to be in the movies.

[@dobbythehouself7601]

Oh no Oh YES.

[@lilybug1397]

Or prank him a ton better then what he does.

[@renknee]

oh no

[@elanabenedict6865]

No call the bloody baron on him

[@Florie996]

Hi I love your username tsukishima

[@cortanaisawesome5575]

Bellatrix: Tell her Voldemort thinks Narcissa is prettier than her.

[@helenasv]

*snorts*

[@realestbihever]

My lord would never say that about me 🙄

[@millsvoid_]

@@realestbihever lol 😂😂

[@itsprinci8665]

@@realestbihever voldy moldy thinks narcissa is better that you Tries to sneeze

[@alpha5664]

To be fair Narcissa is

[@jel_taime]

How to annoy Hermione: "The exams are cancelled!"

[@nanalove3819]

In Hermione's defense, if you had studied during hours for this exam, you would be pretty anoyed if this is for nothing. And ermione probably study more than that.

[@mazinsayeed2586]

Yes I studied very very hard the corona virus came out

[@catguy4996]

Yeah I honestly don't get how cancelling exams qualifies as a school treat. Not to be a teacher's pet, but have they even thought about the 5th years? You know how important exams are for them!

[@nanalove3819]

@@catguy4996 I never thought about it. But yes. They should have chosen another date. (But it's just the movie I think? In the books they have the exams ? I remember something about Neville who succeeds)

[@Itr0si3]

Orrr say a spell wrong in front of her or in class 🤷‍♀️

[@catguy4996]

Something which can annoy almost every Harry Potter character: *Be Dolores Jane Umbridge*

[@namesarefortheweak]

Spike 32 that would annoy me to 😆😅😂🤣

[@priyansheedhar433]

I think its annoying for everyone in the universe

[@xxrandompersonxx7175]

Noooo

[@dobbythehouself7601]

Spike 32 That would suck my soul out.

[@xxsirengachaxx2460]

Yes

[@turquasieseagle]

How to annoy Voldemort: Say, “Hey can you smell that?”

[@judgeofyeah]

I laughed alot at this--

[@laylashields4515]

At first didn't get it now I do Anyone who doesn't get it, its bc they are asking voldemort to smell something but he can't bc he has no nose 😂😂😂😂

[@jamesscarbrough678]

Yea icr

[@jamesscarbrough678]

Yea ikr

[@TOM-eq6mp]

Voldormort still has nostrils idiots.

[@zoha.444]

How to annoy Draco Malfoy: Make sure his father doesn't hear about this.

[@tamerHemara]

lol

[@cherri-fie5920]

lel

[@PoopHippie]

underrated af

[@venyeoo]

Lmao

[@deliaandreeamoraru150]

Or say i ship this bloody ferret king with hermione as a couple😼🙂😎

[@artsyroomdecorandmore3873]

How to annoy Voldy: Scream "IVE GOT YOUR NOSE"

[@mahiii913]

And then the last thing you'll ever hear will be *AVADA KEDAVRA*

[@yutahkotomi5156]

Uncultured swine. The _proper_ thing to scream is "GOT YOUR CONK!"

[@lionheart6601]

I'd do that just to see what happens

[@marieleahaladinavaldez478]

XD

[@thebooknerd7914]

Or you could do this. Person: The answer was right under your nose the whole time. Voldemort: but i don't have a nose Person: well was the answer ever there at all. *turns and walks away*

[@adammehager5611]

Real way to annoy Hermione: Tell her it's not LeviOsa, it's LeviosAA

[@mihneaplaysminecraft4719]

YUP! I wanna do it so bad now.

[@CrazyIshan69]

"Look, you shouldn't say 'Leviosaaa'. 'Leviosaaa' is wrong. That's why you should never say 'Leviosaaa'. If you say 'Leviosaaa' you will be unable to make the charm work. Remember what I just told about 'Leviosaaa'.

[@inactive9550]

Ishan a.k.a Shall-I "if you're so good, you do it then! "

[@CrazyIshan69]

@@inactive9550 Wingardium LeviOOsa!

[@nimishajain1553]

That's for Ron better

[@sasakikun9748]

How to annoy Draco: -Every time he comes into a room, shriek and yell “EEK A FERRET” -“Blonde hair and an obnoxiously arrogant face. You must be a Malfoy” -Steal all his green apples -Tell him “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks” everytime he says you’re doing something wrong -Call him Meowlfoy -Steal his catchfrases -“Your father will hear about this” -Call his blonde hair fake -Always talk about Potter around him -Tell him that he’s acting like a girl with a crush -“iF i diDnT kNow bEtteR, drAcO, id SAy yoU WeRe scaRed” -Every time he gets even the smallest injury, yell “OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO DIE, HIS ARM IS SHATTERED” -Be Harry Potter That’s all I have :3

[@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520]

I would love you to do those things Siriusly

[@aishashaikh1888]

Lol wth

[@aishashaikh1888]

@@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520 lol 🤣. SIRIUSLY! LOLOOLOLLOLLOLOL LOLOOLOLLOLLOLOL

[@sasakikun9748]

Draco Lvcivs Potter-Malfoy Rainbowfist-Meowmeow I see that pun my dude

[@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520]

Dr Mohammed Abdul Mateen my Pottah? Where?

[@smileyface8434]

How to annoy Snape: "No need to call me Sir, Proffesor."

[@iminurwallspg13]

Snape: you remember me telling you are doing nonverbal spells Potter? Harry: yes Snape: yes *sir* Harry: *tHeReS nO nEeD tO cAlL mE sIr PrOfEsSor*

[@nandanasudhir8985]

@@iminurwallspg13 tarararara tan tan tan tan tan tan snoop dogg snoop dogg

[@kushagragupta9903]

How to annoy Harry: Shout out, "Hey, Potter's giving out signed photos!" when he comes in.

[@shukahusk7090]

*spits out drink*

[@emmafrey2626]

*SPITS OUT DRINK* THE WHAT!?!?

[@sandylimon197]

Lol

[@emmafrey2626]

@@sandylimon197 🤩👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏🙌👏

[@MapleNyte]

Funny I'm currently re-reading the chamber of secrets

[@unicorngirl5832]

How to annoy Bellatrix: say that Voldemort no longer requires her services How to annoy Tonks: call her nymphadora How to annoy voldemort: say that you got him a present and give it to him and the present is a plastic Halloween nose

[@johnbarcomb400]

Fasion D.I.Y I would give him a fake mask that looks like Harry and then I would Disapparate from him to the real Harry and beg him to protect me from Voldemort

[@icantthinkofagoodname9289]

Ya the the tonks one bothered me its like whoever made this video didnt watch the movie lol

[@aishashaikh1888]

@@johnbarcomb400 omg lol I don't know why I am laughing on this.

[@johnbarcomb400]

Aisha Shaikh It’s called dark humor 😜

[@aidengoosemorey3499]

Give him a clown nose

[@michaelgleghorn9779]

Voldemort: give him hair shampoo, a suntan bed, and a book on nose jokes.

[@bloopassport289]

Michael Gleghorn just say ‘got your nose- oh wait where’s it gone? Oh wait, you don’t have one

[@yurigacha-san1367]

Oh, and a book about all the times he succeeded in killing Harry Potter (for real). It contains an astonishing 394 pages filled with the words "Never, so stop being NOSY and reading this thing" over and over!

[@grimmtroupemaster8849]

That was realy nosy 😎👉🏻👉🏻

[@shogunn2106]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@CrazyIshan69]

🤣🤣🤣

[@arini.barara]

How to annoy Ron: *Tell him Hermione wrote to Krum*

[@ginnyweasly1632]

Yeah, he would hate that

[@taraknathpanja9808]

@@ginnyweasly1632 hi Ginny !

[@ginnyweasly1632]

@@taraknathpanja9808 Hello

[@Jsh_m6]

@@ginnyweasly1632 Ginny I saw Harry with Cho

[@lilzshortz1889]

Oh god

[@Jtvids-vg8kw]

For Voldemort just show him a picture of a nose and say to him "Jealous ;"

[@HisBatwoman]

lmao

[@Blipy]

jfkjfkjfkfjfkjfkfjfkjfk lmaoooo. Although you might as well show him a picture with your death wish on it.

[@imapomegranate9955]

Then you hear him yell:"AVADA KADAVRA"

[@littlemissfinch]

@@imapomegranate9955 no, you hear him yell, “IWANNABANANA”

[@imapomegranate9955]

@@littlemissfinch VANILLA BANANA*

[@dogethebootifuldog3121]

How to annoy ginny: "Girls can't play quidditch" And watch as she sends you to the hospital wing

[@ooooo2680]

Damn..

[@catguy4996]

Unfortunately some people are still making sexist comments like that. Some people think girls can't play computer games for example Edit: Wow this reply section got toxic real quick!

[@swakish1]

You are now my BFF

[@ralexcraft990]

tell her "harry didn't like your valentine much did he?"

[@natalielloyd4326]

Phoenix McDaniels yea

[@asterius7517]

One doesn't simply take voldemort to a plastic surgeon

[@ShamimKhan-gj8ug]

One must simple play for your nose with him

[@dergn_fire5877]

Dragon Gamer and one does not simply make jokes about Fred and gorge being old! It's just sad.....

[@darken_gacha]

One must simply have a war to take Voldemort to a plastic surgeon

[@napoleoncomplex2712]

Oh to be a fly on the wall during that conversation...

[@sophiavincent7785]

Dragon Gamer they take him to a plastic healer!

[@helenasv]

How to annoy tonks: Hey there nymphadora A true potterhead knows that Edit: Wow, thanks for the likes. The most I have ever gotten is six so thanks.

[@POTTERS_HOME]

I knew that

[@fakehaabrar3377]

I Know Why too!!

[@gyanpra7139]

Correct

[@imapomegranate9955]

Knew it.

[@jewelminess]

"Hey Nymphadora" -Some Harry/Catra fusion

[@kalagosstudios8738]

fred and george's one was just sad. fred will never grow old with george

[@dennorcuteness7773]

@Kalagos studios I was looking for a fred and george comment and finally found it. The only time they saw each other grow old was in Goblet of Fire when they tried to cross the age line. I will forever be saddened by Fred's death. To me it was personally the worst...

[@xxxmintypetalsxxx3596]

rip Fred T~T

[@dontcallmenymphadora5572]

I know...

[@aaaaa4945]

c r i e s

[@prongs9201]

we don't speak of his death........

[@worrydodo]

The title should be renamed how to get killed by wizards and witches

[@keelybeckford7497]

like ikr

[@pandadraws3177]

i agree

[@ahelidas4261]

Annie is percy army too!?!?

[@seminolelovers6390]

Yes I agree! I’m pretty sure we would get the cruciatus curse by Draco tho 😂

[@netraprakash45]

Ya

[@jamesscarbrough678]

How to annoy Draco: dye his hair in his sleep and than say, “Red hair, hand-me-down robes, you must be a Weasley!”and just watch his face

[@uh8053]

@Shayla Bright lmaooo😭👏

[@username-jv1ux]

XD

[@chiara3536]

HAHAHAHA

[@imrightyourewrongshutup1096]

@mozmorriss two yup

[@imrightyourewrongshutup1096]

@Shayla Bright WHAT HAPPENED

[@claudette6211]

How to annoy draco : Blonde hair, a hand me down personality. You must be a malfoy.

[@theo-potter]

How to annoy Harry: Black hair, glasses, and obsession with redheads, you must be a Potter

[@deliaandreeamoraru150]

Or drye his hair like hermione

[@RemusLupin.]

@@theo-potter why is that true tho

[@TheDomina]

Love this so much!

[@slideintothoseagustdms8746]

Another how to annoy Draco: call him ferret boy

[@trangfamilytexasusa8771]

XD from book 4 Btw I’m using my mom’s KZbin

[@syednazir55]

Or there is another way to annoy Lucius Malfoy, by calling him Lucy😂🤣

[@pandadraws3177]

yes

[@huiwunzart7111]

Twitchy little ferret aren’t you, malfoy?

[@dulapeep8959]

Ayyee armyy

[@Fleta_Maughner]

1919: there will flying car in the future 2019: bunch of people wanted to get killed by Harry Potter's characters

[@kookiesandmilk1018]

I'm screaming 😂🤣😂

[@georgedorer6072]

2013

[@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520]

But there is a flying car

[@aishashaikh1888]

Umm... What do you mean? Sorry to say I didn't understand cause if...maybe... Your grammar?

[@kookiesandmilk1018]

@@aishashaikh1888 she meant is 1919 people said in the future their will be flying cars but instead in 2020 their are people who are trying to trigger Harry Potter characters and get killed by them.

[@marinasanchez9744]

Voldemort: Call him Tom (Only my book friends will understand...)

[@ayyazkhan1917]

Marina Sanchez he will kill you man (I have read all the books...even fucking cursed child and it was horrible)

[@petofiarkwright3236]

Marina Sanchez I didn't read the books but I still get it I guess XD

[@vponce12]

+Ayyaz khan Are you saying The Cursed child is horrible or Harry Potter in general (I hope neither)

[@EmmaFunChannel]

lmao I get it

[@swiftkaiser5274]

Tom Marvolo Riddle Was Voldermort's original name, Voldemort is his nickname and he was named Tom after his Muggle father and Marvolo after his Muggle grandfather. Naturally Voldemort hated muggle's and he was disgusted by his name so He game himself the name Voldemore because Tom Marvolo Riddle becomes "I am Lord Voldemort" And he hoped one day all wizards would fear the name VOldemort :)

[@dragondoodles3473]

How to annoy Professor McGonagall: Give her a bag of cat food Dump her into a lake “100 pOiNtS tO sLyThEriN!” Steal her hat

[@littlemissfinch]

Tell her she is the equivalent of a babbling, bumbling, band of baboons

[@satorii_2060]

@@littlemissfinch 🤣🤣

[@soya.seungocado]

@@littlemissfinch y e s

[@soya.seungocado]

n o i c e-

[@lauraschoenborn3544]

Say Slytherin won the quidditch cup for the seventh year in a row.

[@thementallifeyo]

How to annoy Tonks : Call her Nymphadora

[@saturnsilk9502]

FINALLY someone said this!

[@jaysmagicnosecandy796]

I was going to say this

[@helenasv]

@Alisa Chernyshova yes me too

[@marcysnintendoswitch5174]

MOST UNDERRATED COMMENT!!

[@thementallifeyo]

@@marcysnintendoswitch5174 Thanks 😅

[@megaabsolangelgamer3996]

How to annoy Snape: "James Potter was the greatest wizard to ever live."

[@rangefx9706]

Best comment ever T w T

[@rachelschutte3064]

True UwU

[@Al-Cheese]

Good one 😂😂😂

[@gracehasfallen7048]

Or say “Lily never loved you” But that is sooo cruel however the Lupin one is to so I guess nothings out of bounds

[@orinkeren]

just give him shampoo.

[@despacena5212]

How to annoy Snape: Be Harry Potter.

[@keiramollica2966]

lmao

[@TaylorSwiftsBestFriend]

Be James potter and kiss lily Evans

[@Linguineo]

Myrtle: someone's about to throw the book at you

[@ash.has.ashy.elbows]

Nah Harry and I are friends now. Not Ron and I, mind you.

[@ash.has.ashy.elbows]

+A JD Yep I'm dead. I'm also a portrait in the headmaster's office in Hogwarts :)

[@keirataff3611]

Nearly headless Nick: Tell him that he can’t join the headless hunt

[@aroopchatterjee8511]

and then when he argues say "don't get ahead of your self"

[@cyberpigion1334]

How to annoy voldemort: Play I got your nose with him

[@gracenewsom4694]

That actually happened in a video once, and it got on his nerves so bad. So yep, that one works!

[@AshleyRicketts2011]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pepeismydad5871]

magikarp the splasher honestly YOUR DA BEST

[@nikixcasaxrijn9962]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aaaaaarde]

magikarp the splasher YASS XDDDDDD

[@gwendolynrice4271]

Ron: Give him a pet spider for his Birthday or Christmas Edit: a lot of people say it wil scare him not annoy him, i'm talking about giving it every year. So it will get annoying.

[@kaboomgaming4255]

that would just terrify him, not annoy him.

[@LunaLovegood-rp2df]

KaboomGaming 42 that is very true! I agree

[@gwendolynrice4271]

@@kaboomgaming4255 it would also annoy him.

[@orinkeren]

wear spiderman costume

[@slylilroxyfoxy8841]

That's just mean :c

[@sab3rofficial]

A way to annoy draco is to constantly ask him whether his father heard about it.... ; )

[@desireearaujo435]

Yes that is amazing I want that to happen lol😁😂

[@AlcoholHasAProblemWithMe]

Do In know you from Discord?!

[@synflwr]

Call him Ferret Boy and jinx hom so he can only eat ferret food :dab:

[@MiaFrogs]

700th like

[@hsuthirikun6606]

SAB3R I still wished that Draco and Hermonie should of have ended up together in and Emma(Hermonie) and Tom(Draco) should of ended up together in real life too

[@shannonogara2794]

How to annoy voldy: "I GOT YOUR NOSEEEE"

[@autumnschroeder3577]

Little boyyyyyy Little girllllllllll Rose took my nose, I suppose (maze runner thing. I'm sorry,I had to)

[@tilerthekiller4772]

lmao

[@khajabadam7773]

lol

[@envyxreaper6163]

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!

[@arsenmystic]

Actually, you can annoy Ron by saying: “It’s leviOsa, not leviosA!”, or annoy Hermione by screaming “leviosA” at her face 😂

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

LMaO true true

[@Some_Random_Guy22]

OMG SOO TRUE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@prishjosh9303]

LeViOsA with ur nose😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@badpiggies988]

@Renee Park STOOOOOOOOP!

[@toolazytochangecringeprofile]

leviosAAAAAAAA

[@FantasticBeasts2024]

Tonks - Call her Nymphadora!

[@ArthurTRead]

omf definitely 😂

[@jimmymanopo4480]

Yes i wanna say that too

[@moony_6769]

Fantastic Beasts Crimes of Grindelwald ya duhhhh

[@funnymonke5892]

Don't call me nymphadora

[@jay01342]

Don’t... CALL me Nymphadora!

[@AphoticGoblin]

Annoying Draco will make sure *HIS FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT IT*

[@CuddleWolf]

Book friend!👭

[@ashtonwasfound]

Then ask him the very next day if his Father heard about it

[@wic4984]

Yess

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

"I'll tell mother"

[@TheErinandTeeyaShow]

I would’ve thought t would be- Harry: ask him to got Horcruxs hunting Ron: remind him of his relationship with Lavender Brown every hour Hermione: tell her Ron’s stuffing his face again & has been for like the past hour-or that Ron’s still bitter about Viktor Dumbledore: tell him Grindelwald says Hi Voldemort: say that his mum sends her love Snape: say, “you never had a chance with Lily Snivelous Snape” & run like hell Sirius: make fun of his other marauders nickname “snuffles” Lupin: make howling noises as if your a wolf baying to the full moon Bellatrix: remind her that her love is one sided & that he hugged her nephew but not her Lucius: call him a blood traitor Draco: remind him every hour that Harry saved his life & he owes him Ginny: tell her she’s Harry’s mom reincarnated Fred & George: talk nonstop about how Percy is better at everything Tonks: call her Nyphadora Mad eye Moody: put him in the same room as Karkaroff, Sirius, & the a Weasley twins & let things just happen Shacklebolt: n/a-don’t know character well enough to do one Nearly headless nick: relentlessly as him if he’s actually William Shakespeare Peeves: threaten to report him to the bloody Barron Neville: relentlessly tell him he should’ve been the chose one instead of Harry Luna Lovegood: ignore her despite what she has to say being helpful cause you’re in a rush Professor McGonagall: mess with her name (Mcgoogle, Mcghoul, Mcgoo, etc.) or call her Minnie & say the marauders have returned to Hogwarts as ghosts.

[@AnelleOakewood]

I will totally use these... when I have a death wish

[@anushkaauddy2126]

Read books Hermoine cried when Snape called her know it all and she will cry about Calling her know it all

[@littlemissfinch]

Telling Neville he should’ve been the chosen one would just make him feel proud

[@simply-dee1042]

i read all of that its quiet funny

[@jenniflower6569]

"The Marauders Have Returned To Hogwarts As Ghosts" McGoogle: *they ask you how you are but you have to say that you're fine, but you're not really fine, and you just can't get into it cause they will never understand-*

[@seth8426]

Another way is that Voldemort is annoyed by Hermione Voldemort : AVADA KE- Hermione : STOP STOP! You’re going to take someone’s eye out!

[@seth8426]

BDub_30 yikes-

[@jerryli4128]

Avada! Hermione no! No! Ur saying it wrong!

[@rebeccathegachatuber3040]

Voldemort:Girl- I’m trying to murder you- Why do you care-

[@chaze2537]

I just invented this scene so: Hermione: stop stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. And besides, you're saying it wrong. Its avAda kedavra, not aVada kedavra. Voldy:dies twice. Harry: hermioneeeeeeeee, that was my job! Why do I exist now??

[@dracolvcivspotter-malfoyra1520]

And NO ONE’S gonna help her? A society we live in

[@kimkpopcornboo4654]

Another way to annoy Hermione: " BOOKS ARE FRICKIN' USELESS " Another way to annoy Snape: ⚡Be HaRrY pOtTeR⚡

[@catguy4996]

Actually for annoying Snape, being James Potter would work better. He literally hated *everything* about James

[@ralexcraft990]

or serious or lupin or any of the marauders

[@econicodonuts4171]

its leviOsa not leviosAaAaAh

[@econicodonuts4171]

Rip sirius, he was one of my favorites

[@annajazmin6370]

No! Harry never annoyed him! (Or I think so) Because Snape did everything to protect him! James Potter would be good. I don't like him either. He was mean to Snape.

[@crla01]

How to annoy Remus: "I don't like chocolate."

[@RemusLupin.]

HOW DARE YOU

[@Alex_does_not_exist]

YES! HOW DARE YOU

[@lauren_7918]

How to annoy tonks: Go up to her and say “hey Nymphadora!”

[@prishjosh9303]

Lol it’s obvious 😂

[@smileyforever292]

Yess😂

[@laceylestrange4034]

*DoNt CalL hEr NyPhAdOrA!*

[@blueberryjackson7539]

Don't. Call. Me. Nymphadora.

[@isabella_w]

How to annoy Hermione: When shes saying a spell say "You're saying it wrong."

[@starry2448]

That's good

[@zohrajabeen665]

BeSiDeS

[@CD0495]

*Honestly*

[@chocolatechipz7060]

Its LeviOsa, not LeviosA

[@mr.gacha.roblox.1734]

Yes

[@beigefig]

Voldemort: Mothers day is coming up. What are you getting..Oh sorry dude! Harry: Nah its cool. Hey, maybe you should get your mom this perfume. Here smell it. Oh wait!

[@christinesitu7821]

That is the most beautiful thing I’ve heard

[@CookieDoesDragons]

LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ravensucks]

but hes also offending himself because he also didn't have a mother.

[@Maria-rk5iz]

@@ravensucks lmao

[@Maria-rk5iz]

Haha

[@zoha.444]

How to annoy Draco: Constantly remind him that it's his fault Saint pottaH became the youngest seeker of the century

[@b3sties107]

How to annoy Hermione: Say spew instead of s.p.e.w (if you read the books you'll understand)

[@multifandommassacre2159]

Yassssssss SPEW RIP Dobby

[@graceliu8346]

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Raghad-hc7nn]

B3sties levii-au-saa not leviosaaaaa

[@inf0133]

Looool

[@hannam3170]

When I’m reading I actually say spew in my head... it’s just easier

[@holynox]

Draco : Tell him that his dad is deaf

[@callm3pj]

Eeva Järventausta I chocked- This is brilliant omf-

[@levikickseren2411]

@afootineachworld LOL HAHAHA😂😂😂😂

[@robenkhoury7079]

THIS IS GOLD!!! HAHA

[@yurigacha-san1367]

MY FATHER WILL READ ABOUT THIS

[@tvbbocam6269]

Draco gon be so desperate to tell him stuff so i bet he just writes LOAAADDSS of stuff on paper and give it to him "My father will *r e a d* about this"

[@epicgamer-ce2cr]

When it said “Dobby sends his love” *tears up*

[@vivekadimulam3460]

*cries*

[@sugarcandzplayz1876]

To annoy Draco: Dye his hair red and then follow him around calling him a Weasley Me: he’ll probably push me off the stairs 😃👍

[@lefatpogger7075]

Why so happy

[@djheird1212]

@@lefatpogger7075 *Because we wanna die.*

[@ginnyweasly1632]

Now, you would have to use a sleeping potion and then dye his hair

[@sugarcandzplayz1876]

@@ginnyweasly1632 oh hi Ginny and thanks

[@lefatpogger7075]

@@ginnyweasly1632 yeah lol, but how to give the sleeping potion to him? i mean i dont think he'll pig out on cakes :/

[@jaydeehyde7835]

How to annoy nearly headless nick: - “...So no head?”

[@ultimatewierdo1525]

*chucks phone and jumps onto skateboard*

[@harinisrireka7171]

Underrated

[@isla...gdn123]

Nah ask him why he cant compete in the headless hunt

[@khloietadeo1507]

Heads or tails??

[@clonemc7827]

When I went to summer camp. A bunch of kids called me Draco Malfoy (I have SUPER blond hair) I turned to them and said (and I quote) "MY FATHER WILL HERE ABOUT THIS!!" (They burst out laughing...and so did I)

[@vee9024]

Lol!!!

[@vlogflame3988]

XD

[@jenniferchoo109]

That's a good one

[@sarahw363]

Good one

[@ayarahal6369]

hahaha good one

[@thesupertwins1292]

How to annoy Umbridge: Say that your a dog person

[@AnnikaLeigh]

That is awesome. #UBRIDGEHATESQUAD

[@kami4309]

nope just do a quick *hem hem* during a lesson

[@chochang6153]

No just remind her how Dumbledore rejected her(for avpm fans)

[@bec4084]

TheSuperTwins True, you can also tell her that the Ministry sucks.

[@insertusername4047]

TheSuperTwins lol

[@madhumantidey33]

How to annoy Snape: Yell "TWENTY POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!!!" whenever you are near him.

[@huma19]

Annoying snape: send him a bottle of shampoo as a gift

[@anushkaauddy2126]

And say: THIS IS THE REASON LILY DIDN'T CHOOSE U ITS UR GREASY HAIR

[@a1kev]

Dandruff removing shampoo

[@ginnyweasly1632]

@@anushkaauddy2126 That’s a little to far...

[@ginnyweasly1632]

But I guess that would REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY annoy him

[@anushkaauddy2126]

@@ginnyweasly1632 Ik

[@mintleaf8806]

Peter Pettigrew: Not all Gryffindor’s are brave Cedric Diggory: Not all Hufflepuff’s are weak Severus Snape: Not all Slytherin’s don’t know how to love Luna Lovegood: Not all Ravenclaw’s know what a Blibbering Humdinger is Draco Malfoy: Not all Slytherin’s are as hot as me Albus Potter: Not all Potter’s are Gryffindors

[@Ray-hk1zm]

We all know who the hottest Draco is, though,,,

[@mintleaf8806]

Ayah13 Yeah

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@mintleaf8806 Lauren Lopez.

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@mintleaf8806 Naturally.

[@nataliojr.omictin7660]

Wots a Malloy?

[@ccormore]

Harry: Tell him he is too young to understand. Filch: Ask him why he doesn't just use magic to clean up. Umbridge: Politely inform her that there is a fly on her head. Voldemort: Ask him: "Hey. Don't you have the same first name as that bartender in the Leaky Cauldron?" Snape: Say to him: "Weren't you in the same year as James Potter? I heard he was one of the best seekers in Hogwarts history."

[@ellagrace7946]

Z Zunny YES you should have made this video

[@littlebee931]

Filch is a squib. He cannot use magic, that's why.

[@ccormore]

Ela Gaming, well yeah, that's the point. the question would annoy him.

[@milenanovac4614]

Z Zunny the snape one is deeeeeeepppp

[@asy0ulikeit]

Z Zunny Nick: Ask him: hey have heard of that game head polo? It’s really fun you should play it!

[@lilcreeper2635]

Hermione: call her hermy Ron: call him a ginger Harry: call him scarhead Goyle: put something in his drink to make it taste bad and watch as he spits it out when he drinks it, then call him “gargoyle” Voldemort: call him Thomas the train

[@yourlocalrainwing1358]

Lmao😂

[@littlemissfinch]

How to annoy Harry and Ron: run around yelling “GO S.P.E.W.” repeatedly

[@simply-dee1042]

call her hermy own (only a true fan would get that)

[@ginnyweasly1632]

Moody: what they said in the video

[@this_is_49]

Thomas the train. Just yes. Annoy draco by telling him go find his wand when he finds it dye his hair really quick while he was looking at something and the call him a weasley

[@federicadimauro4841]

how to annoy tonks: call her Nymphadora! simple

[@nymphadora2307]

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!! I TOLD EVERYONE NOT TO CALL ME THAT

[@isaak2868]

+Nymphadora Tonks Dora, Calm down.

[@misanthrope541]

Did she still call herself Tonks after becoming Mrs. Lupin?

[@reesep9095]

Thank u

[@misanthrope541]

Remus Lupin Did she still call herself Tonks after becoming Mrs. Lupin?

[@alexie_hearts]

To annoy Ginny: create a sappy love letter and sign draco's name. Harry: *TRIGGERED*

[@tangerine2032]

Two in one!

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

2 birds, 1 stone

[@sandylimon197]

Harrys heart is NOW broken

[@catguy4996]

Yeah, Harry was triggered because he's hella gay for Draco (according to what everyone says)

[@wic4984]

😂

[@DayDay80631]

Fantastic Beasts edition: How to annoy Newt Scamander: Insist that his creatures are dangerous

[@thatonespoopykid1214]

Ay_dree_n that is just evil 😂

[@timothythehuman3977]

Newt Scamander Hello Newt

[@timothythehuman3977]

Newt Scamander how's your book

[@thatonespoopykid1214]

Zoë Wolff Ello There, the book is doing fantastic!

[@ushakailla7173]

''THEY'RE NOT DANGEROUS!''

[@blinkonce9839]

How to annoy Hermione: BE LAVENDER

[@hehe4659]

How to annoy Voldemort... Me:What kind of Dark Lord are you!! Harry Potter escaped so many times right under your nose!! Voldemort: right under your WHAT?!

[@samanthaschulte9928]

I think he forgot the fact that he doesn't even have a 👃 "for people to escape from underneath."

[@idk-oe7tk]

Cal him Baldemort

[@isabelleshi6669]

Oml🤣

[@Jan_Koopman]

How to annoy Voldemort: 1) Call him Tom; 2) "Say, TOM, you want the wizarding world to only exist of purebloods… but you're a halfblood… and so is Snape…"

[@juliam9111]

He should've started an anti-nose war, instead, and should've gotten rid of all noses in existence. 😂😂😂

[@catelynncai4598]

lol How to annoy snape: Be harry Potter

[@catelynncai4598]

***** Hahahaha, Lol

[@shadowdancemelody4273]

+Books101 if you soor the DETHLY HALOWS THEN YOUD KNOW THAT THE LILY ONE WAS NOT ENYING he loved her so your a littel sheepdog

[@catelynncai4598]

***** i think she meant: if you saw the deathly hallows then you would know that the lily one (joke) was not lying. He loved her so you r a little sheepdog

[@catelynncai4598]

***** NP

[@laney888]

xD ikr

[@allecramtdimhcs1938]

"Dobby sends his love, sir." "Tell Dobby I blow him a kiss. A *DEMENTOR'S* kiss."

[@idk9040]

TO SOON!

[@timothythehuman3977]

MUAHAHAH

[@fallenannihalator6253]

Feng Lan 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@plena5808]

Feng Lan WOW u savage

[@randomperson8195]

Snape approves!!!: )

[@alex_gacha2871]

How annoy Ron more: Eat all of his food

[@cucumbersoda]

how to annoy professor McGonigal: call her purrfessor MeowGonigal!

[@isabelleshi6669]

Filip Karman stop kitten around!

[@ochacouraraka5283]

Zoë Jama she professor mcbadass

[@ochacouraraka5283]

Isabelle Shi your milking it now

[@isabelleshi6669]

Ginny Weasley I know. Isn't it purrfect

[@TheLilly1200]

Its purrfect amd pawsitivly

[@afivestarwaterboi781]

Voldemort: Shout “GOT YOUR NOSE!” When he’s nearby.

[@jurassicdragons2171]

I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭😭🤣❤❤

[@wynx8964]

or say "nice hair"

[@hasiyousaf3602]

Luna : state puddings are unhealthy Tonks : Call her Nymphadora Hermione : ship her with snape/draco Harry : Yell 'harry noo' when he's up to something

[@reve2712]

Don't kill me, but... I kinda ship Dramione and Snamione.

[@baxy3738]

Why- would anyone ship Hermione and- SNAPE (No offense btw)

[@yazminpearce1238]

me: remember lavender brown- hermione: that daft dimbo?

[@lovegood992]

How to annoy Peeves? Pretend to be Bloddy Baron under the invisibility cloak😁😁

[@insertusername4047]

PERFECT😂

[@sophiasuper4887]

Harry did that in the book.

[@yourlocalcringe4386]

You're right!

[@redblox8598]

Lovegood lol

[@НаучниятИзззСледовател]

Lovegood Nooo they already did that

[@janeciathomas7710]

How to annoy dumbledore: “50 points to slythrin!”

[@laceylestrange4034]

Hes so rude tho like give us a nreak amd atleast give us some house points

[@debbiecrenshaw2292]

We need more points I feel like he is being biased and because we're the "evil" ones😒

[@elizabethfielder574]

@@debbiecrenshaw2292 1000000000 to Slytherin

[@debbiecrenshaw2292]

@@elizabethfielder574 😊😊😊😊

[@julietbernard7506]

Oliver Wood: Quidditch is cancelled

[@annshkilionok5552]

Angelina Johnson: Harry skips the training.

[@demondance9598]

why pink cups? Dolores Umbridge is the one obsessed with pink XD

[@sapphirepeters3600]

+Carissa Yu it's a quote from chamber of secrets

[@idadudenmanner]

+Shelley in the books Prof. Treks went made a "prediction" once about Neville breaking his tea cup, and asked him to get one of the blue ones, as she didn't have many of her pink cups left and she was find of them... And he did end up breaking the blue cup he did his tea leaves with.

[@demondance9598]

Thank you for telling me!

[@Blipy]

How to annoy Draco: Send him fanfictions about Hermione anonymously.

[@angxla406]

oh y e s

[@yayyay7888]

That will disgust him not annoy him.

[@ashokgoenka1911]

I ship them both so idk how it will annoy them

[@imnotadogbutihaveflower-ph6309]

I would like but 69.

[@deliaandreeamoraru150]

Or send dramione fanfics of course or turn him intro a ferret

[@kittyshenanigans5678]

This is hilarious. How to annoy Harry Potter: be Draco Malfoy

[@sarap8634]

Y vicebersa

[@dragons4thewin]

XD!!!!!!!!! Good one @Kitty shenanigans

[@parinikasingh2779]

And vice versa

[@Skyler___69]

Oh okay

[@dragons4thewin]

@@Skyler___69 , will ur father hear about this?

[@needmoresnowpls8054]

How to annoy Ron: People back in he 1900 said we’re gonna have flying cars, thanks for starting the process.

[@tirebouchon5851]

Hah nice one Angel >:)

[@ImCoolerThanAnAC]

100 like

[@niyaphillips2059]

If anyone messes with Ginny their bout to get jumped by all the Weasley boys...or worse....MOLLY

[@estherhooker697]

Livingmylife 16 XD ikr

[@onesecondsniff5840]

Ha

[@lilylunapotter5005]

Ginny Potter Hi mum I love Hogwarts

[@h.f.a.1221]

Livingmylife 16 no she'll do a Bat-Bogey Hex

[@minervamcgonagall8805]

Yeah, didn't turn out so well for old Bella after all.

[@Blipy]

How to annoy Delphi: Keep calling her The Pigeon.

[@chandradeeppurty3437]

I would love to dye draco's hair red

[@hermionejeangranger6202]

Hermione Granger that's true You aren't me

[@nikokennedy5749]

Really with Draco, you don't even have to dye his hair red, just following him around should do the trick.

[@hermionejeangranger6202]

Hermione Granger you aren't me

[@nikokennedy5749]

Or maybe it's the other way around

[@hermionejeangranger6202]

Hermione Granger no, It isn't I'm married to Ron, not you

[@selenaquintanilla-perez5787]

How to annoy voldemort: I killed harry potter 😀😀😀

[@oh4540]

Bellatrix Lestrange I thought you were in azkaban... AHHHHHHHHGG

[@slaterpeacock3060]

Selena Quintanilla - Perez LOL

[@thestephensons8608]

yes

[@tsuki.z8365]

um cool

[@fluffyseal1238]

xD

[@weeks2580]

How to annoy Delores Umbridge Offer her a cough drop

[@minervamcgonagall8805]

Lexy Weeks or sneak into her quarters in cat form and destroy everything in sight 😏

[@swiggityswootygimmedatboot5981]

Minerva McGonagall You ruthless animal!

[@shooa8019]

Minerva McGonagall This is why I love you, Minnie.

[@roadworkaheadyaisurehopeitdoes]

McGonnagal : : * Talking * Dolores Umbridge : Ehem. McGonnagal : Would you like a cough drop? Umbridge : Nah. * Continues * McGonnagal : You sure you wouldn't like a cough drop? Umbridge : No. I am so *TRIGGERED*

[@minervamcgonagall8805]

@@swiggityswootygimmedatboot5981 I wouldn't be talking, you dog

[@kenzie9867]

me taking notes for when is shift: “dye ✍️ his ✍️ hair ✍️ red ✍️ then ✍️ call ✍️ him ✍️ a ✍️ weasley ✍️”

[@florence1099]

Hehe

[@imrightyourewrongshutup1096]

Did you die?

[@delphi_lasagna]

Insult✍️his✍️dad✍️

[@safiyanadeem8711]

LOl

[@sam-ip6ns]

Ima try that too-

[@DanSolo0119]

Also for Bellatrix: Tell her Voldemort likes Hermione's hair better.

[@sandylimon197]

OOOOOOOOHHHH BURN!!!

[@jasminecattell6252]

If anyone ever said that I hope they saved their family the trouble and had a grave pre-dug.

[@andybutch3622]

I would annoy hermione by telling her she is the second smartest person in her class

[@princesscantiga7853]

PERFECT!

[@jbpotter7568]

Andy Butch YESSS😂😂😂

[@alissaye8826]

hahaha

[@isaak2868]

Andy Butch To make her more annoyed, tell her Draco is more intelligent. That would really piss her off.

[@marinasanchez9744]

Ooooo, or play the movie scene where "Won-Won" and Lavender snogg. :)))

[@puneetagarwal475]

How to annoy: Fudge- tell him that dumbledore would have had been a better minister of magic. Snape- gift him a bottle of shampoo for his birthday Nearly headless nick- keep giving him regular updates on the headless hunt Hagrid- hide his umbrella(hidden wand) Madam pince- eat chocolate in the library! Moaning myrtle- keep telling her how breathing is a wonderful thing Madam maxime- tease her about having 'big bones'!!

[@kaitling6527]

Puneet Agarwal do yu have a death wish?

[@MenacingPerson]

The last one will have you killed

[@anglerfish43]

Kaitlin G I think XD

[@kingkartabyo6206]

Next in your tombstone: Here lies one who felt the wrath of Madam Maxime.

[@sarikajarugumilli7023]

Myrtle's gonna cry XD

[@echosora2726]

How to annoy Fred and George: ask them if they plan on growing old and growing matching dumbledore beards Me: *cries in Fred’s death*

[@_f1ct10n4l_]

Same😭

[@kkst5533]

2:00 Simply call her "Nymphadora"

[@mikkaphobic]

Choi Yena's Manager lol right 😆

[@noppio9487]

@KKST IKR

[@whorrid5148]

Yes

[@dylandoesstuff5517]

Zero 0 same

[@sandylimon197]

Lol

[@user-ur7lp6sb8i]

The REAL way to annoy Draco : call him a muggle Edit: Wow 1k likes? I wrote this comment when I was still reading the first book, strange

[@frogman9753]

or even a muggle born

[@twenty-onepanicattacksatha5804]

Call him Justin Beiber because of his hair! I mean like, damn, That grease/hair Gel though! Or just get a jar and tell him that it's for donating the grease in his hair to McDonald's! Or.. Is that not how you muggles say that..?

[@user-bw5iw8sh7k]

Call him MUD-BLOOD

[@annabelrevis2383]

Toasty Melon No, Mudblood

[@soapie6603]

nah. give him a pat ferret for hid birthday

[@liewwsally2955]

how to annoy snape: dont turn ur book to page 394 how to annoy draco: tell him that red apple is better than green apple how to annoy hermione: keep sayin "winggardium leviosAA"

[@Scally5554]

Actually, you just have to never do anything in class and make sure that Hermione know’s that you weren’t doing anything than ask if you can look at her work when a teacher gives loads of home work. 💛🖤🦡💛🖤 GO HUFFLEPUFF (sorry)

[@saiylilakhkar8402]

for more effectiveness tell Draco that all apples are disgusting

[@peppa3664]

wingardium levioSAR!

[@harinianilkumar6241]

Yaa

[@hermionegranger2300]

@@peppa3664 STOP! Stop stop! Your going to take someones eye out! and your saying it WRONG! It's LeviOsa not Leviosaaaa

[@adrijasarkar4113]

How to annoy Sirius Black : tell him that his hair looks like Snape's

[@kitkat1321]

Who winced at the bit where it mentioned Fred growing old?

[@mrs.marymath140]

Me

[@matildaisamazing9643]

me cuz Fred dies!!!?!? 😢😧😔

[@thatphantomtrashqueen6096]

Kitkat 13 not me

[@ochacouraraka5283]

Kitkat 13 oviously

[@kittysparklez1628]

Meeee

[@sydneyw2765]

TONKS: call her Nymphadora SNAPE: be Harry Potter VOLDEMORT: ask him if he smells that yummy smell and then say oh wait you can't you don't have a nose FRED AND GEORGE: never get them mixed up HERMIONE: go around and say leviosa wrong on purpose RON: tell him the spiders want to tap dance again

[@ellabronkema9375]

I like the Ron one

[@eurekacupcake7317]

Your's was way better 👌

[@reneegallton7365]

Peeves call the winchester brothers

[@shadowsoot9850]

Ron's one is the best

[@curse8263]

Sydney Wan Kenobi OH YES

[@deviloushdemon12]

how to annoy snape: anything

[@sakuyahime9525]

***** indeed

[@sakuyahime9525]

If Harry dares to say so, I say "good luck to you,Harry Potter"

[@kassieketchum6098]

yez

[@beautifulcinthya]

+ᕈᙓᗩᙅᙓ ☮☮ ' yep, good luck Potter

[@jacksepticeyetrollface2592]

how to make Harry angry: *me* :Hi Harry POTter!

[@xxamelialilaxx4797]

How to annoy draco: My mother will hear abouth this! Red apples Potter instead of pottah

[@ash.has.ashy.elbows]

You will not succeed in making me wear Longbottom's clothes.

[@DoctorWho279]

🎒👒👠

[@ash.has.ashy.elbows]

+Aidan Boyle That did not work. Learn some magic, young man.

[@HarryPotter-bo7gm]

+Severus Snape Yes sir!

[@shsiobhan66]

Hello Professor

[@ash.has.ashy.elbows]

+Siobhan Hodgson Oh hello once again.