How To Argue With Scammers Until They Want To Rip Your Head Off

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Who is joining me on the journey to the port shed? Bring your favorite payment (itune card, steam card, bills of lading, etc.)

[@yeshikayepthomi7206]

You are the best

[@A_Ducky]

D E M M U R R A G E

[@A_Ducky]

Pole vaulting for demurrage ("look ma, no hands..... look ma, no teef"). And you actually used "stevedore" 😂 When can we expect larboard, starboard, poop deck, etc? That vocabulary is mucho demurrage worthy. 👏

[@killapicklepiratepanda7373]

I thought you said marriage instead of demurrage

[@carolgrazianomcgehee3385]

Oh my gosh how can you stand the scammer voice! I need a Xanax just listening to u 2.

[@coolserverlake840]

hoax hotel videos trademark: scammers saying "listen to me". it never gets old.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Scammer playbook 101

[@mattithjahthebull3559]

@@TheHoaxHotel still waiting for a "listen to me " hoodie

[@chilldragon4752]

That and the classics "Go to the moneygram" and "did you send the money?"

[@antonSugar]

"Do one thing"

[@Chittysushi]

When the scammer says listen to me and you hear Hoax say "oh, there it is" under his breath I loose it evertime 😂😂

[@stanncie]

Hoax hotel is seriously underrated in the world of scam baiters. He's brilliant

[@A_Ducky]

He was the first scambaiter I found...and I've never left the port shed of that hobby again. He's the O.G. I wouldn't say he's exactly underrated, as every baiter & supporter of scambaiting knows him. But I'd say he definitely needs more subs, considering the high quality .jpgs he sends our way. Bless the port shed in his location & every case of Boone's Farm in a 100 mile radius.

[@hilakummins3104]

@@A_Ducky Boones farm 😂 I drank that at 14 and got sick as a dog. He's definitely different - I'm still finding new scam B's who are worth a try, you never know haha. For a change, no smart aleck grannies!

[@ZachPlum]

Wish he would upload mlre

[@singleman805]

Couldn't agree more there is a massive subtle sense of humor. Maybe some people don't get it, but if you get it you'll love it.

[@ToxicEffingZen]

@@hilakummins3104 Kitboga Scammer payback Jim Browning Pleasant green Scambaiter Atomic shrimp

[@Eric_The_Eccentric]

They take things so seriously that it almost seems like we are the scammer harassing an official 😁

[@FirstNameLastName-oe9hi]

Hahahaha sooo damn true

[@wearenottogetheranymore2658]

Lol

[@maxjohn6012]

The sheer panic in his voice when you said you'd call him back later to confirm things... xD

[@TheHoaxHotel]

DO. NOT. CALL.

[@katarinatibai8396]

🤣😂😁

[@George-W-Jenson]

Question: "Are you deaf" Answer: "What? " 😀 LOL

[@worstelldaniel]

That was my favorite part haha

[@LooneyClipse]

i didnt even notice, lmao

[@comanchio1976]

Classic

[@alexfamie5255]

😂 gotta love it

[@Cocogolem]

Never get in the way of a man with nothing left but a 3 weeks old demurrage in his port shed, that's what my gramp gramp always said

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Very very true

[@lt.ripley1590]

There is no wiser word spoken than a gramp gramp talking about demurrage.

[@ossian108]

@@TheHoaxHotel I haf sum Pomera poppies for sale.

[@djjoycie27]

People don’t appreciate the talent in talking over someone so infuriating. Full sentences, story and using their own words against them so calmly without bursting into hysterics. HH and the whole scambaiting community deserve Oscars. Like wired to your location!

[@goodcitizen6334]

JayBeeTV is excellent also

[@ivanleterror9158]

I love the animation using the "brick".

[@JamesLibrary]

My parents’ de-marriage was pretty tough on all of us.

[@Gesuselsaviour]

😀

[@UknowIam]

lol

[@Elysiadon]

Condolences in your location

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

"My parents’ de-marriage was pretty tough on all of us. " GOD BLESS YOU FOR THAT BRILLIANT PUN!!

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

I'll send you the iTunes card as a de-marriage present.

[@occidentalmartyr]

I don’t think this scammer is ever going to bring up “demurrage” during a scam again.

[@kevinbaccon2645]

Two videos in 24 hours!!! Has The Hoax Hotel been hacked? Let’s all get some demurrage together to go to his location. 🤣🤣🤣

[@robertlombardo8437]

I know, right? I was so surprised and happy that I just casually asked what we had to do to make him stay around this time. ...My comment seems to have disappeared... Sure hope he didn't take it the wrong way.

[@gram.]

Can't blame him, it must be draining to deal with these vermin However... Always a treat😅👌

[@georged8991]

True...i was assuming it was the prevoius upload..good one..

[@WellnesspodcastTV]

😅😆😆😂😃 i hope I get my demurrage in my location!

[@arniceousmaximus2183]

The swarm will attack with a blind smuf ∅ dos For a week

[@1_Fish.2_Fish.Red_Fish.]

Was shocked at his restraint from using “Listen to me!”

[@bryndows]

Probably had a hernia trying to refrain

[@ThatSilverDude]

9:47

[@juppukun]

Oh wow, you definitely are ALIVE after all. Two in a row. I will have my blessings delivered to your location by this afternoon. Thank you my Nigerian Prince.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Confirming locations

[@captainjeff8765]

"Look at who answered the phone again" I thought we were going to get the long awaited return of everyone's favorite scammer Josh Brown

[@tallimae]

If only!!

[@waqasahmed939]

Not John Warosa?

[@Matt.m6]

There is nobody like the soul called Mr barrister John Warosa

[@ossian108]

The way you derail the conversations is the best in the business. Dude, you're a natural. I use some terms in my daily life. Like "pomera poppy" for example.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The glorious pomeras

[@ossian108]

@@TheHoaxHotel Indeed :) Ps. Need them for my travelling circus.

[@angel-yd3hh]

i love these vids. i'm nigerian and all my uncles talk like this😂 i hope they aren't scammers😅

[@Thepharcyde4ever]

The lord has blessed us on this holy day LETTUCE PREY.

[@danielgrohl6971]

Damn i thought for sure they would just settle it with you, and give you the 50 million dallars just to shut up a your mouth about the DEMURRAGE!

[@OnTheArchipelago]

Papabless

[@RC99_Productions]

Let Usprey.

[@bobpeg7457]

Listden to me!

[@anorganistlooksback7629]

The indolent Vicar of Bray Let his flowers whither away. His wife - more alert - bought a powerful squirt, and said "Come, let us spray"! :D

[@5OLO]

Two new videos in one week?! For what do we owe the honor?! Thank you for the laughs Hoax! I’m a law enforcement officer dealing with a ton of stress and this is a great stress relief! You sir are a hero! All of my gratitude and demurrage go to you sir! 😆

[@TheHoaxHotel]

May the demurrage flow to your location

[@unexpecteditem7919]

_"Are you deaf?"_ *"What?"* Kuh-lassic

[@ranjohn8065]

LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME!! YOU JAVE FRIED MY MAINFRAME WITH THESE WONDERFUL JPEGS AND VOICE RECORDINGS SIR.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Download more pixels

[@ComposeALot]

Jave

[@kavper]

Two videos in one day? Ma‘am you gotta stop right here!

[@lifeloverNorris]

So much demurrage in a day

[@HassanGigant]

wait. What's the first video?

[@kavper]

@@HassanGigant Bacon sandwich with eggs mmmm

[@Sryth]

Really getting along on the old Zamboni there

[@ammarnapata2193]

Don't stop keep going

[@stoned90skid52]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE your videos, you animate them SO well and you're so witty with your responses! I have to say you're definitely one of the top scambaiters hands down! You and KitBoga are the best!

[@shaqster1000]

His first mistake was assuming that the demurrage was secret. His second mistake was making the fee 300 united states dollar. Considering that other parties of interests such as Shelly (Auxillary of Josh Brown), Captain Arnold (Overseer of high seas and the app), and Jennifer (the Grant summoner and Necromancer) have provided a suite of services for far more than 300 I would say this deal was a bit too generous.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Captain Arnold fuming over the deal🧑🏿‍✈️

[@jhaniajohnson7158]

Scammer: Do not give me a call ! No call me back 😡 Hoax Hotel: Your wish is my command 😌✨

[@TheHoaxHotel]

I shall call until the demurrage is in port

[@PennyMsElite]

@@TheHoaxHotel LOLOLOL😂

[@1_Fish.2_Fish.Red_Fish.]

You can find the demurrage in the tree command.

[@jhaniajohnson7158]

@@1_Fish.2_Fish.Red_Fish. yes we still need to get Connie’s care package with the tree command

[@DigDeeperNetwork]

Dude. Yes. Thanks for b2b uploads. So much demurrage in my heart today.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

We could all use some demurrage in our locations

[@jackhazardous4008]

"Are you deaf?" "What?" I love this channel

[@jacquelynwilliams8109]

I do not understand how he does not burst into laughter while over talking the scammers. 😂😂😂

[@Ela.elizabeth]

Frankly, I for one am glad that someone is finally speaking on the very important topic of demurrage.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

It's so very important

[@trixiebella5541]

Love your content! I can binge watch these all day! Bring the demurrage!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Oh I'll bring plenty

[@EVTGamer]

Kitboga Jr on god

[@whattheflimflam]

Yes, I've pole vaulted my way back into the port shed...to get those cards though... *long pause* *scammer brain processing* YES 💀💀💀💀

[@TheHoaxHotel]

It's the only way to get them really..

[@KingMe1]

This guy again 🤣 he always calls you "my dear" 😩

[@iamarok]

What a sweetheart 😂

[@techshabby0001]

Where are you? I miss you! I hope all is well and I'd love to see new video. There is nobody like you out here and I love your unique style. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Soon 😲

[@techshabby0001]

@@TheHoaxHotel Yay! Music to my ears. 🙂😎

[@kenbo-2179]

I hope you understand that you are a light in the darkness for many people. Your work is truly a service to our race and to the world.

[@mytabby2keri]

Ahhh...the Hoax Hotel has landed in my location & solved all my demurrage anxieties. 😁🥰

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Demurrage gonna be huge in 2021

[@SteveTKO]

Why you still calling me. WHY!? 😂

[@chilldragon4752]

So glad to see you posting frequently again. You're a master at what you do.

[@WellnesspodcastTV]

Yes, Hoax Hotel is the best scam bait entertainer. Followed by Scamer Payback, Jim Browning and Kitboga!

[@KroryykDB]

I absolutely love how good you are at nearly making these scammers have brain aneurysms lol.

[@Yohanyothan]

You are so good at botching English in a way that it even throws off scammers to the point at which they don’t know what is going on.

[@DreamingCatStudio]

Omg! You’re so incredibly talented. Why don’t they realize what you’re doing? It’s scary to think how sticky they are with victims.

[@Buddhistsocialist]

Two videos in such a short time I’m glad that these videos are in my location

[@listeningpostayr5285]

It has been over three months!!! We need more demurrage!!!

[@carieevans3787]

The circles you run around these weirdos are HILARIOUS. You deserve to have 2 million viewers!

[@doesntmatter8873]

In 2017 I broke my leg severely! Had 7 surgeries and was laid up at home for almost 8 months. You got me through! I looked forward to your new videos! Glad you're back at it!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Glad the demurrage is flowin to ya

[@jemofthe80s18]

Wow, two videos in a row after a long hiatus! Any hope of Betty coming out of quarantine?! She must have some retail scammers on speed dial:):)

[@PrettyCatEyes]

Lord in heaven why did I think I could eat cereal and watch this video? WHY? I almost choked 3 times. My near death experiences have convinced me I need a "Listen to me" t-shirt. It's fate. I just hope I can pay with gift cards from the back of white vans 🙏

[@_D-9341]

You're so good about talking when they talk, i don't know where you get all this inspiration in the talking, but it is delightful

[@HipsterEnte]

Back when I didnt know what demurrage was I thought it had something to do with bleeding. So kinda similar when you pole vault right into that 2 year demurrage fee

[@TheHoaxHotel]

A nice pile of demurrage in the local port

[@adulthumanfemale8666]

demurrage is a hemorrhage for your wallet.

[@KumikoSachi]

You've been blessing us with so many uploads lately, Hoax! I'm so happy to see them, just remember to take breaks as you need, though. You're an amazing person, and your channel honestly deserves more subs :o

[@camillapetersen7720]

Another great and entertaining video. Thanks for the laugh!

[@fake12396]

Hooray, the double upload consignment package has arrived in my location!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

The demurrage has been paid in full

[@Argumemnon]

But did you pay the demurrage for it?

[@fake12396]

@@Argumemnon The demurrage payment confirmation has been verified by MR. HOAX HOTEL

[@jazbarry13]

A second video this weekend?!?! And involving demurrage no less? HH, you're spoiling us! I poll vaulted over to this video so quick!👍

[@notlostwonderer1811]

When I started looking into scam callers there was like 5 people doing this now there's a whole community that does this You could have a convention at the hoax hotel with all the people fighting back.

[@tsntana]

You would think with all the attention these scammers are getting, all these companies like Google and Microsoft would be doing something about it by now.

[@raven9086]

Two videos in 24 hours?! Oh yes please

[@danboy3737]

My dear... Stop playing with me! 😂👏

[@vettafaene]

Omg, I lost it when he said "your father..your father. Fuck you dead" 😂😂

[@michellecollins290]

Thanks haven’t laughed so much for a long time. Subbed.

[@donnierussellii4659]

Bringing / paying the demiurge sounds like it would require some serious philosophical inquiry.

[@jacoblamberson2709]

I don't think we should play around with The Demiurge. Shin Megami Tensei taught me why that's a bad idea 😂

[@Matt.m6]

Double treat from the Mr Mike, may all demurrage be in your location.

[@ismofishness8192]

The fine art of the play-dumb-string-along!

[@gram.]

The viewers ALWAYS return Mr Hoax Hotel... whenever you feel ready to deal with these less-than-humans, we are always thankful for the notification my man don't you worry 👍

[@deejayk5939]

Graphics and frustration are wonderful!

[@damandan_dan]

“I heard you, what’d you say?” I love these way too much 💀

[@pattierotondo1108]

It is always a special treat when a HH vid shows up in my list. Keep the demurrage coming!

[@francenehartley8807]

😂😂Listening to scammer frustration fills my heart with sooo much joy! Thanks💋

[@dillhole4603]

2in a row? WOO HOO!!!!!

[@CoTeCiOtm]

So, I finished watching each and every single HH video after a couple of weeks. It was quite the journey and I'm happy all that content arrived at my location! Here's for more content!

[@Loader2K1]

I always crack up on how unprofessional these scammers always get at the end of these videos. Keep up the good work, sir.

[@bornstndnupntalknbak]

lol it’s usually ME telling THEM to never call me again 😂😂😂😂😁

[@daveglas1972]

2 raging scammers in a week, our cup runeth over with boones farm.

[@thegodofpez]

I love how kind he is to these scammers. 😂

[@swisher2272]

Another new video! Thank you so much for giving me something to smile about!

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Send smiles to port shed pls

[@makisky4495]

Glad to see you still doing these Hoax! ❤️ Much love to you

[@UK_Cobra]

Love how you've perfected the art of talking gibberish over the top of them :)

[@SkibkhanRealest]

Glad ur back... from 🇧🇩

[@ZDson3112]

I sleep well knowing that somewhere out in the world there is some frustrated Nigerian scammer getting calls at 3am about his demurrage.

[@H4Pl0l]

Excellent content man. I wish I had your patience and self control. Amazing.

[@jerrylee8261]

This is hilarious. Love your calm tone while the scammer is freaking out.😍😂

[@benderc.moriarti3419]

"My dear"

[@haidenthomas6002]

Your ability to talk in circles should be legendary. Truly underrated

[@OGMadeInPhilly]

I love this channel. Always got me in tears from laughing…

[@weiming1656]

Haha so good to see new contents! Also you should make more videos about connecting scammers to other scammers! That’s so funny

[@chadmasta5]

You know I hear demurrage is the new bitcoin. I'm surprised he didn't want to get in on the ground floor of something big.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

He's kicking himself

[@nassermj7671]

'Demurrage floating in and out'. Compounding his misery, ad nauseam.

[@SqueakiestChair]

The return... of the king

[@Marzalification]

Bravo, great stuff man. You are my inspiration to waste these guys time. Before these videos I just hang up the call, now days I just have so much questions and problems 🙃

[@PakManMemes]

Love your outro music! Always dance to it!

[@MarkW1210]

We miss you! 😭

[@lt_dans__leggs573]

So sad that you couldn't get the $50m from this scammer! He paid the demurrage, so where's the money?!? LOL Sounds like the scammer wants you to call him as many times as you can! LOL Great animation!

[@tabithapalmer5948]

Two days in a row for hh love this

[@scornedghostify]

These videos just make me smile so much, thank you 😊

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Blessings in your location

[@JoeDiVitaMusic]

Nice! I hear some Longmont Potion Castle influence in your style.

[@renee1961]

Was watching one of your other videos, and here you are!!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Right in the port shed

[@HereGoesKevin]

Wow I'm so glad to see a huge improvement to your content, used to be so boring, there was no emotions in your voice back then, now I enjoy watching you even more

[@GreggBB]

I love how you got him so spun up---great work!!

[@Bfranks4life]

You should post all of the videos that involve this dude and the demurrage saga as one long video. It would bring me great joy.

[@mudhead31]

Looking forward to new, like in the old days! Masterful!

[@Asma.Mirgoul]

I have been binge watching on old videos and this one popped up

[@nic.25]

You obviously put a lot of work into your videos I'm addicted to watching them all. 👍

[@TheHoaxHotel]

Cheers

[@zbat11220]

I have referenced demurrage with scam calls I receive. They never understand me.

[@TheHoaxHotel]

D E M U R R A G E W O R L D W I D E

[@Matt.m6]

Imagine all the lost demurrage when the panama canal was blocked

[@dtsguy7174]

your calls with the Nigerians are the best scambait calls out there period !