How To Be A Dictator | GTA 5 Online Playlist

[@mark63424able]

"I wouldn't serve this dog to my dog" 10/10

[@PierceArner]

_"Badgers are nature's binmen"_ - Alsmiffy, 2017 19:22

[@vbigcat]

14:18 nice to hear smith planning his child snatching on a national level

[@TheZestyTea]

Thanks for another entertaining video, Ross, Smith and Trott. I appreciate the work you and your editor put into these.

[@SimonClark]

Mural looks on point boiks

[@Hobbit096]

Didn't expect to see you here ☺

[@benhoggy1220]

Is that the vlog legend himself?

[@SimonClark]

Nah it's just me mate

[@bigboik1013]

the mural is top but don't you have a thesis to do lol

[@joshterrellvevo3624]

Ever since Ross played GTA off camera for a bit back in 2014, when he got 10 ranks ahead of the others, its been like that ever since really

[@tenebraebr]

RIP Hatfilms, killed by a granade. They were top lads.

[@KalaansImperium]

TBH Smith's got it right with the whole children thing... its all about the parents. Which is a never ending cycle as shitty kids grow up to be shitty adults who then have shitty kids...

[@snakecide4313]

That live grenade at the end tho. R.I.P Hatfilms 2009 - 2017

[@OMGsayWAHHH]

Really enjoying watching this in 1440p60. Please keep making videos of this resolution quality!

[@TheLangaror]

Why are people disliking this video because they talk about politics? Almost all of it is satire, made up on the spot for a quick laugh, which is what most of these videos are made up of. Are you really that immature that you can't even stand when people chat about things vaguely political? Most of the opinions spoken in these videos aren't representative of UK or even Hatfilms, because they haven't thought about it at all and try their damnedest to be as crazy as possible. Even if their opinions differ from yours, does it really matter that much that 3 brits do not agree with you on a specific topic? When you're about to dispense the hate, take a step back and think: Will this reshape their opinions in any way? Will it make them or anyone in the comment section change their minds? If not, then why bother? If it's not constructive criticism or in any other way adding to the community, why bother?

[@boitle]

Because they're all shitty right wing American teenagers, or god help them, adults. The most sensitive people in the world is the white, right wing male. Utter snow flakes.

[@readmore8302]

boitle obvious troll is obvious

[@fifteentwelve]

The same argument can be made for the 'likes' instead of the 'dislikes'. Neither of them mean anything significant, except if you consider a 'brief spell of enjoying/not enjoying a video' to be significant. It's an impulse, nothing more. If person X doesn't like it, he'll leave a dislike if he's bothered enough to do so. Just let them be.

[@TheLangaror]

Danial Azman i didn't mean the act of pressing the dislike button. People may do that as they please. I meant when they leave a comment openly disliking the video for no better reason than "they talked about politics".

[@jamesfirkins5149]

Is trott slowly reverting to lego hair?

[@charlessmith7846]

Holy crap this comment section. I never comment on these videos, I just silently watch them. I want to say that the people in the comments complaining are a minority, and people are more likely to leave a comment if they don't like something - hence why every comment seems to be negative. Pay no heed.

[@fifteentwelve]

So it's an extension of the "If it's not broken, don't fix it" principal. If the video looked like it could use some improvement, someone will comment on the flaws ... Otherwise no point commenting if all's fine and dandy, right?

[@Chris-yp1fe]

correct, no news is good news.

[@RufiaOrSomething]

So many people in this comments section don't appreciate the very real problem stray dogs present to Trottsville.

[@Sniperdude1601]

“White walkers walk they don’t fly” oh trotty boy, if only you knew

[@Andykin47]

Smith really just reinvented eugenics in this one huh

[@SSMJWolf]

I agree 100% with trott about the homing dogs

[@larrybrock6811]

it is offensive to asians who eat dogs

[@MuleyxHD]

A lot of angry people in the comments. Guess they don't like stray dogs.

[@theinventor4537]

Errrrrrrr this is whale wang 1 reporting in. Yeah roger that. We're errrrrr were sending in a pedigree chum squad. Over.

[@CTRLVCatMemes]

*kssh* Uuuuhhh this is dog's bollocks 5, who authorised sending in the errrr pedigree chum? What is eeeerr your clearance level? Over. *kshh*

[@JJ55X4201]

We need more comments like this

[@Chris-yp1fe]

They don't need to like stray dogs. The laws are clear. Shoot them and hand the estate over to the dog.

[@ZOD4]

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound tbh.

[@Oldaccount-hb4vw]

'Where would you send the kids?' 'It would be like boarding school' Ross-'Kid school'

[@awsomesauce47]

All pigs must die. Valar Porkghulis - but, what is dead may never die so... do with that as you will.

[@joshturnbull4791]

I remember having an action man in a ghillie suit that had a slot in the back of his head that moved his eyes from side to side. I don't know where I got it from because it was a really old one, I seem to remember it was my uncles or something

[@CartyCreative]

I love you guys so much. I would live in any of your dictatorships.

[@awesomeaartvark]

Okay, haha, that conversation was really entertaining, but I think "Take suma Daaaaat!" at 1:33 is still my favorite part XD

[@Burred11]

10:40 Danish person: phff, you call that taxation, weak.

[@themaxium8189]

I like smith in the end "Oh now you've started it"

[@LackofEthics]

Smiffy for dictator. Also there was an action man cartoon. I don't know if it had anything to do with the action figures, but it was about a dare devil with a super power to immediately analyze his surroundings and build a...plan of action with the resources at his disposal.

[@exomute]

Smiths concept of the kid test is a good idea, maybe not the whole military school but, and I feel like it should be put in place

[@viktor14jaar]

Smith: "Oh now you started it!" Ross: "Oh ho"

[@yourmomisamodder]

I just want to say I love your videos and tons of people are getting angry about nothing.

[@BaronVonMott]

That was the strangest conversation I ever heard.... Also, I am genuinely intrigued by the idea of a "parenthood test". I think that could actually work!

[@kommikoo7360]

This is hilarious how alsmiffy is an accidental fascist.

[@HartSickle]

Last night the what remained of the KZbin comedy trio "Hat Films" were discovered in the Yogscast office. It seems they were handling a live grenade and had not taken any safety precautions. A video of their final moments, edited together with footage of Grand Theft Auto by the mourning editor as tribute, was uploaded to their channel as the last hat film video ever. This is that video. :,(

[@banishedvideos1014]

Even I had an Action man and I was born in 2000. No clue when I got it but I definitely had one. Sad times.

[@jod125]

I'm actually a big fan of that 'Child Test'.

[@jckblck]

Smith has my vote on the whole kids thing

[@Chick3nluvver]

I love how these are sort of like short podcasts. I don't really need to pay attention to the track, I'm just here for the hat chat!

[@theinnocentbuda]

At the end there's Ross that just pulls the pin on the grenade to see what would happen. it made me lol. :D

[@TheRealTCX]

It's nice to see Rob, Smob, and trob so early

[@MatchBreakers]

So Smiff is some kind of pseudo facist, and Trott is completely mental like a Papa Doc Duvalier.

[@Jamwamee]

Please talk about politics more, you manage to offend people from the left and the right and it's wonderful.

[@fifteentwelve]

I live in a developing country where there's no 'right, left, centrist' or whatever, at least they're not called by those terms anyway. So most of these comments with those terms go right over my head anyway.

[@laurenforsyth8143]

Danial Azman Want them explained to you?

[@leavy]

Daniel Rochelle see now this is proper satire

[@gainsongrains]

trott's dog squad = paw patrol

[@SuddenJessica]

If only the hat boiks knew that holding the bumber mid air can rotate the car

[@yutwob]

Well I for one enjoy the political talk. It gives a chance for some controversy which is interesting and entertaining. Smiffy is a master of off the cuff, divisive, titilating ideas or theories.

[@0wubmusic079]

Smith's got a point on his children remark.

[@farler1896]

great episode!

[@Broadbenttravis]

He did start his own news channel on KZbin

[@Zappygunshot]

I don't actually have any problems with people eating dogs. I do, however, have major issues with the Yunnan Dog-Eating Festival. The hygienic situation is abhorrent and the source of the meat is... well it's literally someone's pet being lifted from their backyard and turned into a mutt burger.

[@GlassedGamer]

Trump: "I will build a wall. It'll be a great wall." Brandon Stark: "Bitch please."

[@TheEthiopian1987]

Nasa can keep that name, but it would then stand for North American Super Animals.

[@edwardlye731]

Big boiks don't cry, and they don't fade away

[@HexAyed]

Watching Americans trying to understand British humour should be a sport

[@Triairius]

This video's comments are full of people taking Hat Films seriously while every word coming out of their mouth is tongue-in-cheek/joking in literally every video they ever make.

[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

My mom always says "the only thing in life that doesn't require a diploma, certificate, test or money is making a child, yet it is the hardest job in the world to raise it"

[@Marwolaeth01]

"I like the cut of your gibb..." You know you've gone too far when Smith agrees with your policies

[@CoreyKaha]

What the hell did Hatfilms smoke before this recording?

[@Rakudai_VODS]

fukin love the hand painted background

[@missyhunt3223]

this is really strange to watch during the government shutdown about that hypothetical wall

[@nikbol43below]

I don't even watch these for the GTA anymore

[@strdeath449]

7-8 years later still watching me either

[@lunahula]

The hell are these stereotypical views of badgers?

[@Force2reckonVods]

I know right!

[@ProductionsUnhinged]

Badger uses "Bin Dive"

[@G3HP]

It's controversial, but Smithy is right on the money with the child-test, because a lot of children do suffer because of having parents who just weren't prepared for kids (or perhaps shouldn't of had kids). Though another point should be to stop people on the dole from having kids until they get off of it, as these people are clearly not in a state of finance to be raising a child from birth (as they are having to take government money to survive).

[@TheLazySleeperLives]

Alternatively we could just give easy and affordable access to contraceptives and abortion

[@Dogthedeadly]

Kevin Dyer Yes, because teaching people that their responsibilities can be made to go away with a pill is a great idea, not like we have enough problems motivating people as it is. My main problem with humanity right now is the insistent move towards reducing people's responsibility. Also, "easy and affordable access" always costs someone something.

[@TheLazySleeperLives]

Dogthedeadly it's not about dodging personal responsibility, it's about giving access to methods of combating pregnancies for those that can't afford it, or live in a place (like a religious household) where such things could get the person in trouble. It's human nature for people to want to have sex, we can't stop that. We can, however, adapt to this and provide people with the means of avoiding a life long regret

[@Dogthedeadly]

Kevin Dyer I don't care what the intent is, what matters is the result. We already have big problems with STDs, imagine if the primary deterrent for people to have intercourse was taken away. Regardless of what you believe, or why it would be implemented, it would take away the consequences of an act that can have serious effects on your health, social life, and really just life in general. Any invasion into a person's body, be it by chemicals or surgery, has an effect on their body, and if people are constantly availing themselves of these services it could have serious consequences. Finally, you did not respond to the problem of financing.

[@PowerPAOK]

There are two ways of approaching the issue, a treatment and a cure. The treatment would be increased accessibility to contraceptives. That's a no brainer. Any argument against it is just an opinion that is not grounded to the reality that will have sex regardless of what you say and try to brainwash them about. The cure is to look at the root of the problem, which is an unethical class system between the rich and the poor. This can be solved plenty of ways, but the majority of people are brainwashed to think it's demonic to try to help people or are just greedy and have a lack of empathy and compassion.

[@InevitableMayo]

I have that exact same grenade on my desk

[@battango]

With fans like these, who needs enemies...

[@MrPeanut023]

Smiths plan: Bring in foster care. Umm, we already have that!!

[@horseluver4ever623]

Smith had several chances to say the phrase correctly.

[@joshtaylor3141]

Gordon Ramsey staring in... hells dog bowl

[@TheAmazingGuy59]

Ross' confusion at 8:08 focusing on the important things in Trott's Dictatorship. How ARE they going to feed themselves?

[@Michael_Pepin]

I lost it at front lines lmao

[@dregdorslair6110]

I for one am glad i am a citizen of TrottsVille. great cuntry, and i love my dog.

[@olliepop369]

Although his cure for it is horrible, I have to agree with Smith. Way too many idiots are bringing kids into the world. Look at me for instance!

[@Shiroar]

Olliepop yeah their seem to be a lot of selfish people who just want children without considering if they can really provide for and raise them well. And the world is hardly underpopulated so seems like it might be better to maybe sometimes just not bring more into it.

[@lequinow]

The decision to have and raise children really shouldn't be a selfish one though. If we find ourselves to live in a society that doesn't allow the less fortunates to raise children properly, there's work to do, they're not the ones to blame.

[@basil3663]

Ayup, neglect is a powerful force of destruction, just to mention one parenting no-no.

[@lequinow]

+Suq Maidic Let's just say some have better tools than others to do so.

[@RufusOmega]

Nah, Smith's solution is too weak. He's proposing giving people the chance of review later in life. I say you give everyone an IQ test and check their finances; anyone who fails is immediately sterilised, with no chance of a reversal.

[@johnSmith-lx9nw]

Smith you can raise a kid really well and give them everything they need to succeed and they can still people terrible kids. A lot of the times it's the parents but definitely not all of the time.

[@Mr_Kizza]

There was an action man episode about steroid.

[@ChonkyMonkey1]

G I Joe and Action Man are the same thing though - Hasbro (owner of the G I Joe brand) licensed out the G I Joe brand to Palitoy in the UK and called it Action Man

[@ZenPenguin9]

Smith commenting that having money makes it easier to raise a child correctly might be one of the most hilariously absurd things I have ever heard.

[@samuelvaughan174]

How will the Pokemon betting system be incorporated with the bartering system in trott's society

[@Snickersnek]

I hear the National institute of Augmenting Stray Animals (NASA) is interested in creating mecha animals to assist in the creation of the New Pokémon State.

[@jackasw3921]

Its gotten to that point where the video is titled "how to be a dictator" when its a gta playlist. May as well make a podcast. I would love to listen to a podcast

[@elliottgb6161]

Well, seeing as I have a superior knowledge of world politics, i just want to let you all know that I'm correct and you're wrong and you're opinions are wrong. Thanks 😊

[@fintandavies7199]

i like trott's dictatorship

[@RuckusRobo]

BIG BAD BEATLEBORGS

[@Mr_Kizza]

There was an action man episode about steroids.

[@ARRGHcheese]

smiffy's eugenics chat

[@RealDids]

There was talk a few years back about a procedure that could be done on newborns, which would essentially temporarily disable reproductive organs, which could later be enabled by a simple operation or even a pill of sorts. I kinda like the sound of that, as that way we could at least control how many underage pregnancies happen etc.

[@jameskilgour387]

Dids It's not really a problem here though. The UK is only at replacement level because of the migration we allow in, otherwise we would be in a similar position as Germany, Sweden and Japan who have an aging population (except we wouldn't have the money or health to deal with it through welfare or raising the retirement age)

[@waldovin]

"send um to the front lines" that's not a really bad idea.

[@Believer1980]

If I was a Dictator/Tyrant , I'd be like Lord Vetinari from Discworld. :)

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

I vote for Hat Films playing with Action Man figures for the new Trials/GTA 100+ video series.

[@Pauwaert]

Count me in for Smithsville

[@SamTheFisherMan100]

Think Smiths idea of the test for pRents if they can support a child is a good concept

[@NoName-gs3bj]

build the wall

[@mcrangergr33n8]

Beetle Borgs that was a good kids show

[@onix9818]

We arent monsters for eating meat, carnivores are not monsters for surviving, and omnivores shouldnt be monsters for eating everything they are meant to, to be healthy.

[@samloveday2470]

Would badgers do recycling bins?

[@Thedarkassassin88]

I went through an obsession with the Action Man toys back in the day. I got a box full of Action Man figures from a car boot sale, got Action Man toys for my birthday same year and got a DVD series based on the toy line. Then for some reason I started getting nightmares where the collection I got from the car boot sale would come alive and chase me. I had no idea they'd stopped making them already.

[@singleirishmensch]

"i might crush capitalism" yes thankyou chairman trott

[@jordy0208]

I loved action man!

[@Silt_Eater]

Mandatory dogs and cats sounds great to be honest.

[@MrCool2monkey]

Does Harry have a massive folder solely full of Hat Films head shots to use in his thumbnails?

[@MrCool2monkey]

With sub-folders of different expressions

[@MrCool2monkey]

That's amazing. I need an in depth video going through those folders.

[@superfish0012]

"Start your own state run news" something something TV License

[@endlessmisery15]

Jeffrey Yaw 90% it isn't state run...

[@zacleng7805]

The white walkers can fly now they have got a dragon

[@kazumrah8944]

People are complaining about the hatters speaking politics but missing the main issue. What about the stray dogs though?