How To Be A Doom Metal Vocalist

[@inthefurnace]

Foo Fighters are totally black metal

[@assassin1297]

***** nope, they're grindcore

[@lMonopolyguy]

***** Foo Fighters really started as a Technical Grind Death Nu Doom Grunge Thrash Black Metal Band but they switched to Heavy Pop thrashing Death Rapcore. Like Justin Bieber and new Metallica.

[@Purpleskyshorizon]

***** Nope, they're shit.

[@TopfightsG]

Oceans Deceased DUDE FOO FIGHTERS ARE FUCKING BRUTAL WHAT YOU TALKING

[@Purpleskyshorizon]

Furfag1337 That too, Lol!

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

Key point of being doom metal: 1. 4:20 long intro 2. 40 minute riffs 3. no Finland = not doom 4. no headbanging 5. tune your guitar very low 6. no emotion on stage 7. every day is a funeral 8. if a song is less than 40 minutes it's not doom 9. rip satan 10. must listen to Dopesmoker at least 8 times every 20 minutes 11. black Sabbath invented Satanism in 1999 12. sing as low as humanly possible 13. smoke lots of weed 14. don't eat too fast 15. don't drive to fast 16. rip Dion 17. cocaine is for pussies 18. know as many weed dealers as possible 19. smoke weed with Tommy Eyeohmy 20. communicate solely through Ouija boards 21. Dio ruined Black Slabbath 22. Fuck dio 23. leave black slabbath alone 24. rip dio 25. rip David gold of slapnutz 26. you can only be buried in Mt. Pleasant Cemetery 27. let Me take a selfie 28. that's so burzum 29. drone 30. rip satan

[@unholypaganfire]

The MountianDude i check off every box

[@ramentaco9179]

The one exception to rule 15 is Acid King, because of Drive Fast, Take Chances

[@petermoes1668]

👍🏻😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@Anodos_Ascent]

Seriously dude

[@TheTrueMattiMan]

31. be obsessed with crosses

[@TheKinjutsu]

"I once smoked weed with Tommy Iommi",Now that was actually funny...

[@GIGeorge23]

with.............. The Beatles

[@telephonebear21]

5:06 til he says the beatles was so funny haha

[@conflicttv1153]

Lol Foo Fighters aren't Black Metal. Black Metal is like Blink 182'and Black Veil Brides. You know BVB is Black Metal because it has 'Black' in their name, like the best Black Metal band out there, Black Dahlia Murder.

[@TheRash12]

Conflict TV true, RIP dimebag.

[@xXLaulmanXx]

Conflict TV Rip jeff handlebar

[@dennismeijer3185]

+Conflict TV The best black Metal band is Taylor Swift.. omg you stupid fuck

[@dantoastyforden7823]

+Conflict TV No Bill Ward= No Testament

[@exspatio9628]

Black veil brides is metalcore and blink 182 is punk. get educated pls

[@hastingsdavin2599]

my favourite Doom metal band is Gorillaz

[@adriantheone4348]

My favorite grindcore band is trapt

[@jackloves8008s]

@@adriantheone4348 please tell me that is a joke

[@adriantheone4348]

@@jackloves8008s it is lmao. We all know that the best grindcore band is Coldplay

[@jackloves8008s]

@@adriantheone4348 You are uh.. Very uhm, Correct!

[@leahfallan5004]

Bit late but once this kid in my class said he was into metal so I said who’s your favourite metal band he replied with gorillaz and I thought I made a new friend

[@TxPasta]

"As a doom metal vocalist, I absolutely despise black metal bands, you know Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters," Oh my God, I died at that part..

[@lunarhaze105]

Oh fuck we are 45mins late, don't worry, we only missed 2 notes :)))))))

[@justawasteofspase]

Foo Fighters are my favorite black electronicore band

[@Trex0110]

Doesn't even match the epic darkened gothic electronic symphonic pornogrind sound of metallica

[@CliffordDaMessiah]

You too?

[@seththomas942]

Foo Fighters are nothing compared to the Beach Boy's post pop-punk brutal sludgegrind sound.

[@Trex0110]

Muddy waters, pioneer of electro-pornocore darkened progressive nintendocore

[@jarkenope9661]

Sirjustin101 But are they death rock like Justin Bieber? No-no one likes death rock, fuck Justin Bieber. Fuckin' lame ass band. I mean _what the fuck_ *_is_* a goddamn McFuckin' Michael Jackson? Who names their melodeath shit "Michael Jackson?" Seriously, fuck Justin Beaver.

[@frankhood5630]

Songs: Count Raven - Scream 0:05 Electric Wizard - Stone Magnet 1:44 Candlemass - My Funeral Dreams 4:10 Black Sabbath - Planet Caravan 6:15 Woods Of Ypres - I Was Buried In Mount Pleasant Cemetery 8:15

[@ludvik926]

Ozzy is not dead...yet...YET

[@thijs4460]

Yes he is. He just doesn't know it yet

[@topekastatehospital8604]

FEYENOORD!

[@ludvik926]

34 fucking likes tf

[@Gabobow]

*_YET_* STILL

[@putridabomination]

YET YET four months later

[@robertg.7811]

The Woods of Ypres references had me laughing pretty hard, great vid guys. "I don't see any Woods of Ypres shirts just woods of POSERS" 10/10 right there

[@ThaTerrorr]

How to be a folk metal vocalist please:)

[@RC62Scorch]

Yo Jesus fucking Christ needs a folk metal lesson

[@RC62Scorch]

Where are you now @JHofffilms WHERE ARE YOU

[@johnhjoker]

"That's so Burzum"

[@smaulee]

wow, finland mentioned. i guess im doom

[@gammaasia8012]

smaulee I think I`m too

[@TheUltimateBAN]

smaulee Torilla tavataan

[@Ifuckforcrack]

smaulee torille prkl!

[@fr0zeNid]

perkele

[@Evsbrokenknife]

Same 😝

[@dondo_noob6966]

Okay ,finally, after spending like 15 minutes searching for the song I found that the song at 1:44 is from electric wizard's 1st album and it's called stone magnet

[@replikvltyoutube3727]

thanks man u made my day

[@grzegorzzawadzki3693]

You're saviour!

[@darksoul499]

Should of called him ozzy osboner

[@dulan193]

Hey hey hey, the "REAL" doom band around here is "The Wiggles". >:(

[@scone2715]

yes my fucking life has just been destroyed by this (〒︿〒)

[@A_Bowl_Cut]

loaded dipar is way better

[@skooptywooop1030]

Dude the wiggles are grindcore.

[@Smokdopr]

ABHAHAHAZVA

[@Firewand2235]

This is now one of my favorite videos of all time.

[@calebheney302]

Make a video called how to be a Phil Anselmo

[@kirasundberg9643]

Caleb Heney anthrax

[@AlexH4774]

Caleb Heney top 10 moshpit videos

[@yourrealdad9442]

How to be Phil Anselmo: Smoke A LOT of cigarettes Come from Texas Smoke an ass-ton of cigarettes Beat up anyone who looks at you Smoke a metric shit ton of cigarettes Did I mention cigarettes? And beer...

[@calebheney302]

you forgot heroine

[@obi-wannabekennotbi2418]

You forgot to drink white wine

[@GrantH]

Lmao when he said Foo Fighters were a black metal band XD

[@panzerfaust91]

idk why but, im still kinda surprised till this day, that most of my favourite jhoffilms video are being recorded close to where i live now, and as a doon metal fan myself, i apreciate the work/humour you guys put into ur videos. Cheers! 🤘🏽

[@loganhall2143]

this guy is spot on in every video he makes.

[@treepuncher17]

"how many times have you listened to dopesmoker in the past twenty minutes?" a third of a time.

[@shaitet]

"I actually once smoked weed with Tommy Ioimi himself while he recorded for The Beatles." Holy shit that made me laugh, and the rant about Dio with Planet Caravan playing in the background did too.

[@Nathanthepleb]

I hate black metal bands like Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters lmao

[@Grzesiu881]

How to be a grindcore vocalist.

[@flyindevil]

@edicius *thrashcore

[@enricf110]

7:52 the only thing i would have never expected from this video is finding glenn gould's grave in it omfg

[@brandontadday6288]

How to be a grindcore vocalist

[@oatmeal710]

but what about pornogrind?

[@arvaakuka8568]

Vomit while singing

[@dimitrijepenjaskovic9374]

BREE

[@jays2924]

BT Studio Productions Just be british and rip off death metal

[@suicideondxm]

+inputsilver9 for pornogrind literally all you have to do is replace 90% of the vocals with toilet noises then the other 10% is just gurgling and somehow its still good

[@GoodForNothingDrums]

R.ip jeff handlebar Do a crust punk video

[@calebcrittenden]

yes

[@calebcrittenden]

+droopysloth crust punk is life fuck your self

[@clumsy439]

I don't get the Jeff Handlebar thing I'm not thrash enough rip

[@gordaodorodo1607]

rip jeff hannibal

[@NocturneVideos]

I died at Holy Driver XD 6:30

[@Rezplz]

There's a Mt. Pleasant Cemetery across the river and im tempted to find a Gold grave to honor this ancient shitpost

[@SkittlezDaSilverFox]

My favorite doom metal band is Ariana Grande

[@huukosuosalo1544]

BingusButt420 they have very explosive concerts for a doom band tho

[@idktbh4385]

Mosh pit has too much movement Was expecting everyone to just stand still smh

[@TibzzTube]

I liked your videos before, but now I absolutely love them. WOY stuff was awesome!

[@mickeyakerfeels7298]

3:39 RIP David Gold

[@lordsalvaton1777]

I really love Bobby Liebling’s vocals on this

[@Skadi_Stormblade]

Doom, stoner, and sludge metal is technically the "triplets" of metal genre and I know and love doom enough to say drone and doom don't sound the same, just sayin lel

[@catboyhotline]

It's a joke

[@TheCryptCrawler]

Stoner, Drone and Sludge are deriviatives of Doom Metal. Stoner is Doom fused with Psychedelic Rock, Sludge is Doom fused with Hardcore wheras Drone is Doom fused with Drone music.

[@theshamanofenterprise7408]

It's all doom to me.

[@topekastatehospital8604]

This How to be a vocalist series. It wins

[@Graveoffeces666]

Dion ruined bath salad.

[@electricwizard9712]

All Hail The Wizard

[@NOWAYOUT441]

Electric Wizard fuck yes

[@RC62Scorch]

I don't know why this is listed as comedy when this is some of the most educational content on KZbin. Fuckinaright

[@brutalnecrodude6667]

“Do you think Ghost B.C is doom metal?” “I don’t really know” I bet Chris was watching him and if he said yes he would’ve moshed the crap outta him

[@REDbullSPANKY]

FUCKING SLAYER....whoops I mean FUCKING SAINT VITUS

[@annieleblanc96]

Woods of Ypres

[@ilovekooky]

Fuck yeah Electric Wizard!

[@hanabibear2423]

Who?

[@ilovekooky]

Mr. Knight Band.

[@hanabibear2423]

Are they a rEggaE band?

[@jarkenope9661]

Hanabi Bear No, they're a rubber band, like the Beatles.

[@Flugmorph]

doom is the best genre

[@maesterchris2120]

+Flugmorph Sputnik is best genre

[@Flugmorph]

Crypt sputnik guys seem to be everywhere lol

[@maesterchris2120]

We just share a good taste in videos

[@WeWantYouToStay]

Sputnik crew

[@WeWantYouToStay]

There is no best genre

[@deafeningecho9696]

7:37 is the greatest doom metal song of all time.

[@Cybercrapper28]

I believe that's extreme power goregrind with djent influences

[@deafeningecho9696]

Blaze It Alucard I can see where you'd get that idea, but Its more of a brutal deathcore pornogrind with jazz and prog flavoring.

[@CrushinRuSSian27]

+Deafening Echo it's black metal

[@oatmeal710]

+Geoff Nicosia I heard that Phil anselmo hates black peop- I mean black metal

[@hellslash1341]

You forgot vegaterian core lol!!!!!

[@karenfinance3336]

Was that really Glenn Gould's grave? RIP. ... ... Funny fact, he was a classical pianist that recorded the Mozart's sonatas in a much slower tempo than what was considered standard, making a joke of other piano players, who were taking the speed of playing as some high goal in music instead of musicality. So if that was your intention, props. He had a doom fase.

[@Frus77sh]

The song is My Funeral Dreams by Candlemass

[@UDT116]

I hear that Planet Caravan playing in the car.

[@mkfanforever58]

As soon as I read your comment it started.

[@FiSTofSTEeL112]

Do how to be a Prog Metal vocalist! (Canada has had several prominent prog vocalists, Geddy lee and James Labrie for starters)

[@oussamatengoku132]

Yeah, it'll be cool to see him do Geddy Lee and especially if he wears the robes lol

[@3rd.Eye.Saw.Destruction]

Rip Peter Steele :(

[@cheesecakedocter]

Glenn Gould was the greatest doom metal vocalist of all time.

[@zackzack0815]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[@alessandroroda7277]

"Who the fuck does Dio think he is" is my favorite line of all time

[@juggerbug8438]

Davey Grohlton would be THE best candidate to fill in peter steele in Type 8 Positive FUCKINN THRASH BEEEEEAAAAATLES !!!!

[@Junior13113]

Fucking Karpizzle actually has me saying "Black Slabbath" whenever I'm talking to someone about Black Sabbath. Thanks for that.

[@jonialaniemi8692]

I'm from northern Finland so I'm so fuckin doom!!!\m/

[@fishexterminator7169]

This video is the sole reason why I am listening to woods of ypres. Thanks guys!

[@stevenbaksh5545]

4:30what song is that

[@omulJAKE]

Candlemass - My Funeral Dreams

[@metalmichew2]

Oh my lord, the grave of Glenn Gould, holy fuck. he was such an ispiration when i started playing piano!

[@nathanr4633]

"Do you think Ghost B.C. is doom" "Yeah kinda I guess"

[@afterneathmusic3986]

Rip Eazy-E best vocalist Brass Salad ever had 1999-2005. Best Grindcore band.

[@CatacombsBC]

LOL. "that's so burzum!"

[@ManWithOneName]

One of your best videos! Thanks for mentioning Finland btw.

[@oleksiishekhovtsov1564]

03:27 Karpizzle was using the term doomer back in 2014

[@ReverendWin-id9gp]

He coined it

[@ReverendWin-id9gp]

This man needs a credit

[@ReverendWin-id9gp]

My favorite vid from Karpizzle. Lol

[@christianesposito7453]

It's literally impossible to listen to dopesmoker 8 times in 20 mins lol

[@TheLazyOne00]

"peter steel(e) panther" totally killed me

[@cabz9097]

how to be an emo vocalist

[@geekymetalhead5112]

That's gonna be fun

[@kidamnesiac6823]

cry and ALWAYS write songs about your ex everyday

[@joshbirrittier9924]

I almost forgot about Peter Steele and now I have to go listen to his Black Sabbath cover stuff

[@the_deep_bassist2747]

foo fighters? 😂

[@JaggerIsBurritos]

Foo Fighters are fucking kvlt man.

[@metalbass62]

Rip Dave growel

[@hannaanahmed8352]

Ben Rip Dave Gravel

[@DoktrDub]

The_Deep_Bassist foo fighters are the best doom metal band

[@RoachDoggJr2112]

Star Pillars Foo Fighters are Grindcore, not Doom Metal.

[@GavinWandersee]

There was a Joy Division shirt in the back. They're a punk band but they had a lot of dark lyrics. The singer did feel his inner demons were taking over and then later killed himself in 1980.

[@JorgeLeitner]

I notice you can't grow a full beard, but you could most likely grow some thick sideburns. Preety Doom \m/

[@slidwitch4124]

Fuckin rip Ypres, they were fuckin good

[@collinm9469]

Everything he says makes me think of Ghost

[@cannibalbunny]

?

[@collinm9469]

Cannibal Bunny When i look over the video again I spoke too fast Some of his references were about Ghost tho. Lol

[@SLFF381]

+Cannibal Bunny Son.Of.Buckethead. Boi.

[@cannibalbunny]

+Edgar Allan Poe Hey! Strange seeing you on KZbin haha!

[@collinm9469]

+Diamond Lu Dickwad any recommendations? i don't listen to alot of doom, I'm not into fast music i know type o negative, sleep, black sabbath, Sunn, electric wizard, dopethrone

[@Leon_1711]

This video got me into woods of Ypres. Thank you very much. I love this band.

[@lovestospooge646]

Lol Peter Steele!

[@W4RM4CHINEx0x]

i think how to be a NWOBHM (new wave of brittish heavy metal) vocalist would be good

[@ProgDeth]

Mayhem, um.. Gorgoroth, Foo Fighters HAHA

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Starring Ozzy since he basically invented it. Plus you tuned your guitar to high. Plus I love Black Metal and the epitome of evil Nickleback, although that Dio joke was a bit much.

[@obi-wannabekennotbi2418]

Do how to be a goth metal vocalist

[@zets8238]

SYMBOLIC ACTS

[@pedroalexandredillemburg3751]

Same way as a Gothic Rock, but more grave.

[@ЛеонідПалагнюк]

Songs shorter than 40 minutes are a fucking grindcore

[@howardjohnhoward]

song in intro?

[@KRT912]

Count Raven - Scream

[@garrett4299]

I went to see a doom metal band (witch mountain) it was the most dead crowd I have ever seen in my life. They played like 3 songs in their whole hour long set. Still fun

[@Dumhorse]

What was the song playing while he ate the cookie?

[@Redhairedviking09]

Six years too late, but the song is My Funeral Dreams by Candlemass.

[@krystledoody7232]

Doom metal is an extreme sudgenre of heavy metal music that typically uses slower tempos, low-tuned guitars and a much "thicker" or "heavier" sound than other heavy metal genres. Both the music and the lyrics intend to evoke a sense of despair, dread, and impending doom. The genre is strongly influenced by the early work of Black Sabbath, who formed a prototype for doom metal. During the first half of the 1980s, a number of bands from England (Pagan Altar, Witchfinder General), the United States (Pentagram, Saint Vitus, The Obsessed, Trouble, and Cirith Ungol) and Sweden (Candlemass, and later, Count Raven) Defined doom metal as a district genre.

[@Suriner1]

I had no idea Doom Metal had singers. But, to be honest, the only Doom song I've heard was Alice by Sunn O))).

[@vettur]

That's actually drone metal :) If you're looking to find some good doom metal bands you should check out Candlemass, Electric Wizard, Draconian, Funeral and my favorite band, My Dying Bride :)

[@Suriner1]

***** I'll check them out. Thank you! I love to learn new things, especially about Metal. Rock On!

[@Suriner1]

***** By the way, could you change your username? I'm not waterproof yet and talking to you might kill me...

[@vettur]

Dalek Cool, I hope you like it! :)

[@vettur]

Dalek haha, sorry, no can do :P

[@joshmiller5887]

Lost it at " Peter steel panther"

[@darkdeceptionkillsthelight9653]

Fucking SLAAAAYEEEEER Oh wait... Wrong video

[@daktarizhn]

That Woods of Ypres reference got me, nice one.

[@LoneWanderer686]

Tell me the name of the song at: 4:25

[@GreenFire1212]

ik its candlemass thats all ik

[@LoneWanderer686]

GreenFire1212 . Thank you! I'll search for the song!

[@inthefurnace]

califanoowner I don't know if you found it already, but it's called My Funeral Dreams.

[@LoneWanderer686]

TheMattGusta Thank you! I was still searching for it :P

[@BboySoloUniverse]

Darude: Sandstorm

[@drangue4733]

Katatonia and Type O Negative are my favourite Doom bands.

[@JurusChist]

My love its Tiamat, Anathema, Lake of Tears

[@drangue4733]

@@JurusChist Nice 👌

[@drangue4733]

@@JurusChist 🤘 Doom Metal 🤘

[@JurusChist]

@@drangue4733 Yes! 🤘❤🎼

[@thenebulosity4587]

Black Slabbath haha!

[@BOMBACLA]

watching this on 4/20

[@jacobo5037]

Lol same

[@fr0zeNid]

perkele mainittu

[@TheMaggot1994]

I searched like forever, but for everyone who asked: The first song is Scream by Count Raven!

[@Qwik14]

Are the Melvins considered doom metal? I know recently they haven't been as doom as before but it always makes me feel awkward when people consider them grunge. I think they're more doom/experimental.

[@billyscranner6813]

Grungy type sludge metal actually

[@howardjohnhoward]

YourMotherKills nah they're sludge metal

[@thehellion754]

YourMotherKills they probably are the most experimental Metal band out there. Anyway, they are considered Sludge Metal pioneers together with Mastodon, High on Fire and Crowbar

[@mertaufyoutube]

"dion ruined bass salad" fuck xDDDDDDD

[@zztosha]

This video made me want to listen to Woods of Ypres again and cry ,___,

[@drpibisback7680]

Funnily enough, what you're saying is kinda accurate to drone metal.