How to Be a German Main

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[@ignaciogonzalez3403]

You forgot the Stuka on the lineup on every goddamn BR

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

💀💀💀

[@exceptionalanimations1508]

but my brother, the stuka is the best plane ever/j

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

@@exceptionalanimations1508 lol

[@kirishima638]

And a Puma

[@Lord_Jamilson]

​@@exceptionalanimations1508 not /j, /srs

[@madguy8485]

There's 2 types of German main. The first is blind with room temperature IQ. The other, is the last 4 guys that are left to fight off the whole enemy team for 23 minutes

[@russian_sovietbias.2]

Totally relate able at 6.7 with king tiger for both seeing my teammates fail to kill a t29 hurts my brain

[@russian_sovietbias.2]

Most of the time I'm by my self holding of the whole enemy team and getting close to a nuke while my teammates the most brain dead people especially when it's a full German team

[@isaac6077]

Aka assholes who spent the whole game hiding in a bush in the back waiting to corner peek idiots.

[@jochas9947]

True

[@marcoalbanese8313]

reletable germany main game

[@SquooshyCatboy]

dont forget “tiger at 4.3”

[@LeMeowAu]

Or 'jumbo deserves 6.3 it was OP'

[@SquooshyCatboy]

@@LeMeowAu i find it funny they say they bcuz it literally will change nothing, the Tiger II still cant front pen it

[@LeMeowAu]

@@SquooshyCatboy german players when they realise that the king tiger isn't a wonder weapon(it can't pen??!!!) And they can't just charge blindly(their sides are exposed to at least 4 cannons)

[@abioticlife9087]

​@@SquooshyCatboy tiger II easily front pens jumbo

[@Monarch_E.]

​@@abioticlife9087 in the hands of your average brain-dead German players, I don't think they're gonna hit the jumbo at all

[@Angelina-San]

that experienced German main with white winter camo tiger H1 : Everyone : Hes just...Angling there...menacingly

[@evmanbutts]

angling, shooting and scooting, resetting the fight. Why yes, we do a little seal clubbing.

[@a_4_year_old411]

Hi yes, I feel rather called out

[@MCshadr217]

Is winter camo supposed to be hard to get? I'm still fairly new at level 22 but I have that and I think 2 others. Also I am actually on a positive KDR with it too, Tiger's are a beast if you can set them up right.

[@Angelina-San]

@@MCshadr217 No it ain't to hard to get I mena it does require of 250 kills to get

[@paint4r]

@@Angelina-San But if you see a tiger with the white elephant decal, you're too close and it's already too late for you

[@Destroyer_21]

As a German main every teammate does this and I have to hold off the entire red army myself.

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

Doesn't help with russian bias

[@differentworldstudios9808]

Me too. Once i got 14 kills, 3 caps and 2 assists with my tiger.

[@Angelina-San]

As German main I have the same feeling of the 44th BTLG

[@russian_sovietbias.2]

Is it just me but when you get down tired at 6.7 Germany to 5.7 and get like 14 kill and still loose every time

[@anon_36892]

Same

[@kirishima638]

Has the username 'Wittman88' or similar. Has gigantic iron crosses on the side of their tank. Only plays Germany and not past 6.3. Has garbage K/D stats. Always spawns in a stuka when they get killed so they can revenge bomb you with a suicide attack.

[@randomthings2062]

How did you know?

[@dust_gale3108]

@@randomthings2062 because he's the one

[@dutchthespitfire3204]

​@Icezinho_ L comment

[@bruhism173]

@Icezinho_ yours is a cat with a shirt that says Russia, I ain't got Ukraine but atleast this guy got a nice flag of the people he supports.

[@dutchthespitfire3204]

@Icezinho_ Looks like a furry pfp...

[@skybuprofen9834]

And then you run into the experienced German main who 1.) says nothing in chat and casually destroys your entire team 2.) Probably has historical decals on his tank 3.) "Cavalier of the German Cross in Gold", has an insane K/D on every big cat 4.) Respawns in a Panther A and brings the hammer of God down upon you

[@andersonribeiro5595]

Esse sou eu kkk

[@baonguyenhuu725]

@@Roniixxagree, people who good at german tank most likely from other nation who already extremely experienced

[@SovietOnion111]

Now I feel called out, DAMN IT

[@Econos_1]

@@Roniixxthey don’t?

[@Econos_1]

@@Roniixx alright, thanks for the heads up.

[@mashedpotat9565]

You forgot driving into everyone at the beginning of the match

[@russian_sovietbias.2]

and being blind

[@cosmicpotato3409]

@@russian_sovietbias.2 I remember marking one camping enemy for like 5 times from cover by all means using my commander sight and even using team chat; and a Tiger II totally ignoring what I'm doing, delightfully passing me by and going full speed up on small hill which was my cover, giving total side armor to enemy camper and getting shot right away and ending up his dead body aiming at stars.

[@unknowncommenter6698]

Wait, they unironically say "Jumbo is OP"? I mean bruh that's exactly why Jumbo was designed, to not get fucked by 88

[@cosmicpotato3409]

I can kill a Jumbo even with Pz.4. And that 88 is a serious Jumbo freaker if you know where to shoot.

[@chexlemeneux8790]

The reason my favorite tank is the Dicker Max , all the people using Jumbos are like a free buffet 😀

[@unknowncommenter6698]

@@cosmicpotato3409 implying you know where to shoot, which average German main doesn't

[@unknowncommenter6698]

@@chexlemeneux8790 I honestly find those open tops a complete disappointment machines since I play AB and everyone there has neuron activation whenever they see anything like an open top. Hell, I even remember going top-down and setting some T-34 on fire via fighter (in case you never played AB it's a 1-kill killstreak or just survive first 5-ish minutes of match. Iirc 10 kills = nuke but I never reached that far because respawns are limited by 3).

[@chexlemeneux8790]

@Unknown Commenter Airplane noobs in RB is also an issue. They go capture an objective , spawn up in a plane and start bombing the other teams spawn. They just suck at air battles so they play Mixed where it's EZ mode.

[@AngryCarMechanic]

What I find hilarious is when I'm the only Tiger left in the match and all the opposing team realizes that I'm actually angling my tank. You can see the cogs turning, then I get bombed.

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

Yeah they panic for a minute because you're an actual threat

[@conadoartemio2570]

As a TigerE and jumbo enjoyer, yeah pretty much. It's quite rare for me to actually face a battle hardened tiger user and when I do I WILL NEED to take out said tiger as fast as possible cause not only is it a threat to me, it is a threat to my team cause they are no joke

[@waxedoxidizedcutcopperstairss]

As a german main i can confirm this is real

[@notcooper339]

As a fellow German main I literally listen to erika unironically whilst tanking

[@Jager_works]

As a American main I will listen to the star spangled banner now

[@hanz_got_panzer3793]

Erika and Ghost division

[@sirnigel4332]

As an Italy main, we are better in every way. Who needs to shoot at the mg port of a jumbo when you can flank them or just switch teams

[@nathon1942]

You’re that guy that shoots peoples tracks and gets strafed or machine gunned to death

[@angryeliteultragree6329]

“Or just switch teams”

[@sirnigel4332]

I was trying to be historically accurate

[@adimaiuniversal4361]

As a Japanese main we find joy in giving the enemy team a NIGHTMARE when they try to lure us out of our killzones XD

[@FireheadGaming123abc]

How do you live as an Italian main, they get 20mm for their main gun in both their reserve tanks

[@MaskFky]

Bonus tip: stare at the sun for 10 minutes to blind yourself

[@baonguyenhuu725]

That too complicated, just blindfold yourself and enjoy

[@TheAviatorEditzz]

nah bro german mains already blind @@baonguyenhuu725

[@stavbycz6866]

You forgot about using smoke everywhere

[@johnimpact260]

Yeah that's right the amount of german player that using smokes for nothing was baffling,

[@roboyollumnanddrodo1419]

I was a German main, now I'm a British main I get more kills using the firefly than the tiger 1

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

Yea, Germany can be hard to learn.

[@roboyollumnanddrodo1419]

@@unofficialleagueoflosers Update: I played the tiger again and angled my armor and I had fun

[@X-380_ZD]

Low tier Brit is aids

[@gameronplayz]

@@roboyollumnanddrodo1419 i had the same story but i became a us main instead of british main

[@scorchclasstitan6727]

@@roboyollumnanddrodo1419not with volumetric you didn’t.

[@Theedd9991]

I’m a German main and kill jumbos all the time 😂 most players yeah they just shoot at it, mg port and it always kills, unless I’m in a tiger 2 or m41 then it’s even easier

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

Well, your better than the average wheraboo💀💀

[@Someone-qu3lx]

Same. The only things I am scared of are the M51 the IS2 and the ISU 152 in 5.7. But in 6.7 with the tiger 2, I get penned no matter what. The enemy is full of American T34s and It doesn't matter if I angle or hull down I just get absolutely initiated if the enemy shoots first. I last longer in a Tiger E in 6.7 than in a Tiger 2

[@Someone-qu3lx]

I'm sure it's a skill issue cuz there's no way that the tiger 2 is that bad.

[@WaukWarrior360]

The fact that the Tiger 2 isn't good enough to kill a Jumbo without a good player using it and the fact that a Jumbo is able to kill a Tiger 2 speaks volumes

[@hillmastersgreece]

All fun and games till the jumbo angles and has bushes💀

[@-Ryan_Gasoline-]

me on my jumbo, aiming at another jumbo's machinegunner port:

[@synonymtoast716]

You gotta fend for yourself as a German main, it's 1v20+ in these servers.

[@proofostrich9061]

Nah more like 1v39 a lot of the time since the teammates are more like your enemies 💀

[@blueonion808]

A tiger who knows where to shoot and angle while not being deaf or blind is the scariest thing i never want to encounter in war thunder

[@MiguelDarkTiger]

Germany main here, can say thats on spot. Me in my tiger E seeing tiger and panther turning into fireworks and stukas crashing into the ground while wondering where is my team to cover my ass while I decimating the people in front of me.

[@kiarashnemat9968]

😂😂😂 so it’s not only me that’s a relief 😅

[@peppapig9833]

I believe that most people that go on Germany is just kids thinking they’re cool and edgy.

[@MiguelDarkTiger]

​@@peppapig9833 sometimes I think that, I doubt people who like history would select germany because "monster tank" story.

[@kiarashnemat9968]

@@MiguelDarkTiger I do and these days I am usually carrying my team after playing France, Sweden, and Italy. It feels like Germany always works for me and I have a special relation with it. I had my first 9 kills with Germany

[@Infinite-INF]

Me and my tiger E always see atleast 2 Tiger IIs Im uptired every single match i sware Atleast im close to tiger II

[@KaijuIselu]

Doesn't angle and gets destroyed Me: German skill issue

[@Camilo_Z]

I'm grinding the German tech tree for the TAMs, they better be worth it

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

They are pretty good

[@clarke2315]

The tams 💀💀💀

[@tizanikandothers]

Just buy the prem version and you'll be fine trust me playing Germany from 4.7 to 7.3 is pure pain once you reach 8.0 you start to find better teams

[@Camilo_Z]

@@tizanikandothers The TAM 2ip?

[@lexonfors]

​@@tizanikandothers from 4.7 to 7.3? What about it is painful? Almost every tank in the bracket is usable if not really good.

[@plane.355]

As a german main i can confirm i listen to british grenadiers 24/7

[@KobeSande]

Its erika bro

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Seems like things never change: the rare times you get competent German teammates, it's actually really cathartic.

[@frenchhonhon]

Legit almost 75% of the German mains in this game are like this.

[@PLASMA_2005]

I am anything but that 75% my high k/d games show that... It happens often that I get 3-5 or more kills per spawn, I know weak points and I know angle lol

[@jesses9540]

The worst part about playing germany is the teammates

[@Metehan_BD]

You forgot to put blindfolds on your eyes.

[@snaglesplorg4535]

See what im doing is im researching the panther and the tiger line because its fun having a cool tiger but the top teir leopard has to be worth it im still new and just got the tiger h1 and im researching the panther but idk if thats good

[@jamesbyrd5742]

Panther better than tiger

[@snaglesplorg4535]

@@jamesbyrd5742 ok ik thats why im researching it....

[@androidynamit]

Personally I prefer panther over tiger 1,but the tiger 2 h is such a beast

[@tizanikandothers]

If you are planning to play Germany a lot go for panthers they are a lot better and you'll be able to research the leopard 1 probably the best 7.0 tanks once you get it research the tiger 1/2s and buy the m47 after that have fun

[@Echo_8054]

I am researching the leopard line

[@warethundare]

I feel personally attacked.

[@antonfedorak5408]

You forgot to complain about the T-34's

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

Oh shit thats true tho!

[@punisher3607]

Yeah you kill 1 and there's 13 more where he came from

[@furkantugraakbas2962]

@@unofficialleagueoflosers fking t34s they always bust up my m6a1

[@iminurcloset8388]

which one

[@1hour391]

​@@punisher3607 Then he respawns with a kv-2 and gets bullied by m22 or anti air

[@exquisitewiggle]

You forgot to put a blondfold on and unplug your headset.

[@nuclearsummer7796]

A sherman can also be impenetrable at the right angle, that's how I hunt my cats

[@cleangremlin4423]

As a Soviet main it’s pain having Germany as teammates

[@schmeatgaming853]

It's a real pain in the ass to play with them, but at least most of the German players I played with tried to angle or to some extent became mindful of their surroundings. So i'll give them an A+ for effort.

[@Just_somedumbass]

But when they are the enemy: kills you from 1000m or from the nearest trees

[@cleangremlin4423]

@@Just_somedumbass especially damn well when they push you off and they don’t realize it

[@ps4_gamer]

Hey guys, have you ever met a German player named RS4949?

[@blank-yw4kj]

The worst part is that they’re physically incapable of capturing points. All they do is find some hill and snipe the whole time

[@thagerman8361]

Germany suffers. From incompetent players.

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

Very accurate.

[@williamsavory5943]

Basically what I do every day when I wake up.

[@kabob0077]

You forgot "completely oblivious"

[@kcpir4te257]

Yeah most of our players have no clue how to kill Jumbos which it's super easy.

[@Incubus760]

I kill almost 2 jumbos every gameplay just by shooting them in the machine gun port

[@projam7534]

It’s annoying when they put bushes or Jerry cans to cover it up tho

[@user-qw6es4ly3g]

Yeah, just shoot the mg port which screws your shot up 50% of the times because volumetric shells suck ass, is nearly impossible to hit from long/medium distances, is often covered with bushes and can be angled while the jumbo can obliterate you *if your angling is slightly imperfect/it aims to your barn-sized cupola. Very easy trick. Very balanced gaymplay. *Tiger 1H taken as an example since we're talking german mains here

[@apathfinding9294]

@@Incubus760 and then you have those players who cover their machine port

[@Incubus760]

@@apathfinding9294 anyways, the amount of times i've penetrated through the machine gun port makes me invulnerable to bushes

[@carterscreations538]

As a German main I can confirm all of this is 100 percent correct

[@CoolBluBoi]

You forgot "Vision is driver's cupola"

[@lowetrungfreddie5191]

as an american main i can confirm this is real

[@AFT_05G]

IMO just use a Panther if you wanna pen Jumbo’s UFP or a long 88 if you want to pen it even when it angles.

[@schmeatgaming853]

lmao I remembered the time I shot at a Jumbo and the shell ricocheted straight into the hull.

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

​@@schmeatgaming853 when was this because I think that was me

[@schmeatgaming853]

@@WE_DONT_LIE In Karelia. If I remember correctly, if you were the Jumbo I was shooting at, I was just taking Pot shots at you and then one of my shells ricocheted straight into your hull.

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

@@schmeatgaming853 off the barrel into the top?

[@schmeatgaming853]

@@WE_DONT_LIE maybe? I don't remember, but all I do remember is that I was aiming somewhere in the middle of the turret and my shot suddenly ricocheted towards the hull. I don't remember much before that.

[@TheSuperSlavOfHistory]

Thank you, made 2.6K points in a round with germany, i KNEW i do something wrong. Now i can improve my playstyle to 500 points per round and wishing all enemies an painful death!

[@cia_potatoagent]

pov : german main in all games

[@kiarashnemat9968]

Well o must say you unlock some secret powers when you listen to Erika trust me I have tried

[@dedmajor]

The germany players to be scared of are the ones that dont main germany

[@lector-dogmatixsicarii1537]

The 2018 Allied players that had to learn to aim fast and choose the right ammo, because German guns also had 110pen turbo HVAP to face roll everything you had on their 20/30mm's. They were also the only teams that capped.

[@puresaltylemon]

69 mission score. *nice*

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

Lmao

[@West_Coast_Gang]

Do this, do not change german mains, do not change

[@aleks2703]

And fun fact, Erika is a song about a flower sitting in a field.

[@o-o55]

Step 5:Complain

[@FreedomAtLast845]

I’m a god with every nation in War Thunder, but with German tanks I’m just a incompetent piece of shi-

[@Jake-eo8gd]

it's a good sign, Germany is the only nation you have to remove your brain to play right

[@eijijivjiv]

@@Jake-eo8gd nah man thats US lol M18s and jumbo mains

[@Jake-eo8gd]

​@@eijijivjiv difference is you need a brain to play those tanks well, if you get in a panther and have half a brain you can still do decently well, or atleast survive long enough to try and find out where the weakspots on the jumbo are

[@julian2626]

@@Jake-eo8gd Panther's can be some of the deadliest tanks with a brain

[@isaac6077]

Ye its cause german tanks are worse in every ways so yer stuck sniping or you just die instantly… then you get to watch a kv-1 kill half yer team while bouncing every shit fired at it

[@russianboy9733]

The very same jumbo with a whole forest on his front plate:

[@diogofernandes5416]

You forgot the smoke when they get shot.

[@UR_REAL_FBI_AGENT]

Germany does suffer tho🤷‍♂️

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

bro what 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@UR_REAL_FBI_AGENT]

It does, at least for me

[@toomnLP]

🤡

[@UR_REAL_FBI_AGENT]

@@toomnLP didn't ask to see ur face 😒

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

@@UR_REAL_FBI_AGENT you could just be bad

[@Stanczyk09]

Looks like no one cares

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

how?

[@mrkwebs4600]

@@unofficialleagueoflosers because it looks like no one cares

[@postalsproutz2243]

Bro took it personally

[@Stanczyk09]

@@postalsproutz2243 nope

[@postalsproutz2243]

@@Stanczyk09 the man himself responded 👀

[@BluSoldier..]

German main playlist: Erika karntner gebirgsschutzenmarsch Erika Steinmetz marsch Erika Fallschirmjager Remix Erika Und heller und ein batzen Erika Westerwaldlied Erika

[@Wolfpack611]

Dont forget getting uptiered every time

[@V0X1950S]

Me a german main shoots gun pod of jumbo: American: W H A T

[@ireallycant4416]

and some kiddies follow this instruction like its the goddman manual and my shermans are eating them happily

[@angryeliteultragree6329]

*Laughs at your shells bouncing, harmlessly, off my King Tiger from 2 miles away*

[@Potato-bx5yl]

Downtiered T54s (they are everywhere):

[@LLCR125]

This is just my entire war Thunder experience. It’s gotten to the point where i stopped playing with tanks. I have gone back to planes where I have fun using stealth ammo and I’m usually in the top 50% in points.

[@Brettyb93]

Funny, but nothing is scarier than a guy in tiger who knows what the fuck he is doing

[@Andrew_1027]

As a German main, I approve this message

[@Dave0439]

you forgot the process of blinding themselves

[@FireheadGaming123abc]

Me who is a German main and doesn’t do any of this: 😤🇩🇪✊💀🗿

[@unofficialleagueoflosers]

Nobody asked tho

[@NorCalPharo]

German mains from tier one to 4:👩‍🦯Versus German mains from tier 5 to 7👀

[@M0lotov_Cocktail]

It doesn't matter how much I angle, they always kill me with 1 shot. Can anyone give me any advice on how to angle well?

[@mr.bloxpeet]

You angle too much probably where you're showing your side

[@M0lotov_Cocktail]

@@mr.bloxpeet How can I know if the angle is right?

[@joeysmith7296]

​@@M0lotov_Cocktailpoint the corner of your tank at the enemey

[@biggestoof524]

Ahh yess angel. The best survivability boosting technique in war thunder.

[@DonaldHeyen]

Playing the music is a requirement to main German properly

[@FlynqJ]

As a Germany main I can confirm that this is what I do 23/7

[@joaovb5824]

T44 impenetrable in the front

[@thephuongduong7026]

Tiger not penetrating jumbo is not skill issue, we just cant hit the fricking small mg port, we dont have x68 zoom

[@anuphapr.1429]

Average german main 1 always in scope 2 look far away 3 get kill by tank a side of you that you drive through 4 repeat

[@johnt1173]

You forgot the intense tunnel vision

[@Darth_Wader07]

The tiger 1 (angled) has got to be one of the hardest things to pen in the entire game, yet they always present themselves perfectly flat making for an easy kill

[@DontStealMyNoEffortName]

Tiger: angles enemy tank: slaps tiger in the turret with a large he shell

[@NineAweFour904]

You forgot whenever you are hit by a non-pen, you pop smoke in front of your teammates

[@LonelierWolf]

you forgot that they lack situational awareness

[@enter4677]

90% are totaly brain dead but the other 10% are just perfect

[@mr_thunderworldgames3116]

Главное красиво начать а остальное это мелочи жизни

[@TheLegend-hf7pc]

im a german main and can confirm this is the average experience but i have recently become known as the jumbo hunter

[@cedriclovette2893]

Forgot the lack of sight and hearing.😂

[@aidanhart6419]

You can bank your tiger at a 20 degree angle and you still will get your center most UFP buttered through by a standard m4a1 with regular ammo that is 500 meters away. Feels like most tanks at its tier just ignores its strongest armor

[@user-bh5qo9bs8z]

DON'T FORGET TO MAKE YOURSELF BLIND 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@user-lb5bh9fb6y]

Включить на фон Барби ✅ Включить соответствующий трек на фон ❌

[@androidynamit]

But german is indeed suffering in 9.0 🤓

[@mitzuriki]

You play Germany so you can be a tiger ace, I play Germany so I can be a Stug ace, we are not the same

[@Amoogus]

Yooo Stug gaming.

[@yeetgun828]

I'm a German main and I kill Jumbo's all the time and I bounce so many shells in the tiger 1

[@miiguelx_850]

I unironically used carried HEAT for the 88 because I hated hellcats enough to sacrifice a few AP shells for hull break

[@Brother_Rony]

Forgot to scream russian bias after every death

[@shark_eye]

"tunnel vision" its the key for being a german main.

[@redbarrelentertainment]

What’s funnier is the fact that since they buffed the Panzer IVs, you can now front pen Jumbos almost anywhere with the 3.7 gun.

[@lunseren]

This is very accurate.

[@SacredHeart56]

I have a friend(german main) who researched the entire panther folder yet he never even used a panther(and still doesnt), the same guy also used a pz35 in ALL his loadouts up to 10.3

[@haringsablay9262]

Con: You become blind.

[@allosauruswithinternet]

As a German main who's at 3.7 I can confirm this

[@sumairamansoor8289]

Nah i have to fight the whole Anerican tank brigades with goofy whearaboos on my team 😢

[@RandomRatEatingPizza]

I guess im just the german main with braincells

[@perwollf]

Im a German so I can say that its actually true that I sometimes hear Erika while playing, but I somehow automatically angle every german tank. But Im blind af, so thats true too💀

[@punisher3607]

You forgot being in a tiger and sitting flat as a board then proceeding to get 1 shot and then complain the tiger is over tiered 🤣

[@harveyknguyen]

"guys the Tiger is so overtiered it needs to be at 1.3 my source is the History Channel"

[@fazbear_fanverse3858]

And they never research any other tanks in the German tree tech, besides the Tiger 1 and 2. Only the ones who complains that the Tiger 1 is over tiered

[@Mavd-mk9iq]

Seems very hidtorically accurate

[@SulphuricPotatoe]

I’m half focusing on German tanks, simply for tiger trolling, I’m also researching the jumbo