How to be an "Alpha Male" *cringe*

[@eddyw282]

Real men assert their dominance by talking down and demanding things from 16 year old mcdonalds workers

[@macronswillpowerandnose4169]

Eddy W lmao

[@Stormwolf1O1x]

It's an Alpha Male technique. As a Beta Male, I feel EXTREMELY threatened by his Lego hands. He is the clearly the dominant male between us. If I get too close, I risk getting my cheeks pinched.

[@youngwolf024]

What makes it worse is that its now an echo chamber of actual toxic masculinity( not that sjw shit) it’s kinda gross tbh

[@divine5328]

Xen at least finally someone can understand toxic masculinity is real and it's not just all sjw bullshit. A lot of it hurts and damages men in reality

[@sithotaku]

lmao

[@lalalalala70]

This is why people say watch how people treat waiters when you’re on a date.

[@lunalluna9401]

I thought I was the only one! Especially because I worked as a waiter and I know how douchy people can be, would hate to date someone like that.

[@lalalalala70]

Cecilia Mayora anyone who treats waitress or waiters shitty should be kicked out from the place honestly.

[@coolbeans2345]

Cos Pretty soon you will become the waiter😂

[@kaelzant4221]

I don't feel comfortable taking manliness lessons from a guy who's hands are stuck in a Lego position

[@juliaciriello9923]

Great, now the rest of the video that's all I'm going to see

[@kitkatmewers]

Omgosh you are right?!?!?

[@shore871]

YOU SAW IT TOO???

[@anoreenigma]

I said the same thing, his fucking hands never come apart...like what the fuck bruh...move your fingers

[@JenniferGallihugh]

I scrolled down just to see if anyone else was going to talk about his Ken doll hands.

[@sampletextjpg1709]

"could I get a burger" "Yea sure" "I'll have a burger" "Yea sure" See the difference

[@ionescumario237]

Critically underrated

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

Erm... Ah... Ahem, the difference... I guess it's somekind of insecure introspection bullshit...

[@tearfultyrant4075]

This is inaccurate. The second conversation would actually be "U-Uh..." *nervously sweats in his presence* "Y-Yes of course sir!"

[@just1boredgrl515]

MIND = BLOWM

[@FBIguy-se4nw]

Yeah sure

[@pachimari8238]

If you're insecure about the way you order your food, it ironically makes you a beta

[@ThePlatinumsquirrel]

S e l f e s t e e m l e v e l 1 0 0

[@VC-wp3sq]

@Benjamin Little no just you

[@CerealBoyBlue]

On a broader note, if you're insecure about how "manly" and "alpha" you seem in public, you're beta.

[@masonmunkey6136]

Benjamin Little I don’t think I’ve ever given a second thought to how I order food lol

[@vanessacarlson606]

Punting Children I didn’t after I was like 15 lol

[@lamedrawings]

How to Alpha Male, wear sun glasses during night time, keep ur hand in a very uncomfortable and unnatural position everyday, DO NOT button up the 2nd button on ur shirt.

[@ray.n_l]

Sounds like Tony Ferguson but e

[@Penguin-nr8sq]

Real alpha males don’t let their masculinity be threatened by a woman character in a movie

[@samhansen9771]

That sounds like something a *FEMINIST PROPAGANDA BETA MALE SOY BOI* would say REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@venus_envy]

I loved Charlize in that movie.

[@daank4361]

Or order fastfood

[@mellvee]

Very true. Honestly, I'd think a true alpha male wouldn't let their masculinity be threatened by anything.

[@TheRealFlenuan]

Exactly. Seems like it wasn't so robust to begin with-or he's insecure about it because deep down he still feels like a loser.

[@gracelu5210]

Assert your dominance by t-posing instead

[@Max-el7zd]

*N o .*

[@f.fork.k3452]

Nice profile picture u weEb

[@alexander_yoko]

@@f.fork.k3452 Why did you insult them like that?? As an anime fan, I can't stand weebs... Ew

[@bestproductable]

Alpha Male secret leaked by game glitches

[@ChurlzVA]

Ssssshhhhhhhh

[@Sodasaman]

-Can i get cheese? -....what? -Can i get cheese? -What?? -Can i get cheese? -Are you saying Can i get cheese? -Yea -....it already comes in the burger....wdf dude -Oh. -Anything else? -Can i get lettuce? -.....................

[@thisphoneisbusted]

Soda Sama it was even more golden in the beginning because she said "it comes w no cheese"

[@taijutsugal]

Speech 100

[@night7098]

Did you know? Alphas are released before betas in the gaming industry, but what if you were the full version?

[@TheHamburgerFella]

/b/ro 100

[@GoingDarkkk]

Soda Sama lmao 😂

[@dk4636]

What he does with his forearms is very uncomfortable and makes him look like a bad ken doll

[@whiteradish1539]

Irisouillou Irisouillou I cannot unsee it

[@sasha5294]

Yes!!!

[@chasediemer4396]

He's always holding a cup

[@fabienneselinger3899]

He's a lego man xD

[@Nugcon]

He's asserting dominance

[@premiumcheddar9983]

He's wearing the sunglasses to hide the fact that he's reading directly from a script

[@flm0102]

Lol I was thinking the same thing

[@gratiae8322]

Cody Headings No, he’s wearing them to assert his dominance as an alpha male.

[@premiumcheddar9983]

@@gratiae8322 that also could be true

[@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254]

My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive

[@premiumcheddar9983]

@@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254 Well, I'm not like the flash at all. Some would say that I'm the reverse.

[@justabunneh6490]

He dresses like he's fresh from 2006...

[@alexander_yoko]

Who cares? He's an idiot and that's all that matters.

[@learnnottogiveaf8747]

@Online Complainer incels hate pua s

[@sleepy.1103]

Also from a video game. Look at his hands... reminded me of GTA SA

[@bigman-em7cc]

Rafee Kazi You look very stupid.

[@dustinalecxander8647]

@@sleepy.1103 woozie form GTA SA

[@osmo_sian]

Who orders food at least once a day? Ya'll better eat some instant noodles like a good poor person and simmer down

[@priscillatennison3429]

I work in fast food (granted, in a small town of 15,000 people) and I wonder how the fuck these people can afford to get $20+ of food multiple times a day! It's insane.

[@Dinokreechur]

Osmosian King *eats my noodles while crying*

[@HallsoftheSummer]

@@priscillatennison3429 they don't have money to put anywhere else 🤷

[@LR-hu2pj]

"Every show is infested with anti-male imasculated feminist view" (proceeds to show billboard of hannibal, a show about an absolute *BEAST* of a man who is so alpha that he eats other men)

[@coreythepeanut]

Hannibal? Fuck em, hes a beta ma- *eaten*

[@mariav3979]

Fellas is it gay to consume another man? I mean you literally swallowing another mans meat.

[@yohannas3069]

맥스 you are what you eat, and he’s probably eaten a beta male

[@bogscholar691]

Ok word though. The only beta in Hannibal is Dr. Chilton and we all know it

[@ashlyncolburn9720]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@jonmkl]

Me at Taco Bell: “Can I get a taco?” _Girlfriend has left the chat_ _with another man_

[@devilbutch]

Honestly, I feel bad for anyone who thinks that basic manners are a sign of weakness.

[@jrhamilton4448]

There's a distinct difference between can I have and I would like. Can I have sounds as if you still ask for your mother's permission to do something.

[@angelgalvan6810]

JR Hamilton fax

[@Plutonic_Blue]

Vince Manalo dude just order some food if you came to my job on that alpha male bullshit I’d just send you to my manager and laugh at you. People who say they’re alpha and act alpha and definitely not alpha lol

[@codymist8812]

@@Plutonic_Blue those guys are more than likely gay and are attracted to these youtube alpha red pill coaches sexually lol

[@angygremlin4423]

I thought adults would have more important things to worry about than how they sound when ordering fast food. However, after being on KZbin recently, I am beginning to question all my previously held notions.

[@khalilpontikes7293]

A true alpha doesnt even say "I'll have a burger" he just says "BORGER!" he says until he gets what he wants. "What do you want sir?" "BORGER"

[@DysmasTheGoodThief]

Gloria Borger?

[@khalilpontikes7293]

@@DysmasTheGoodThief Idk who that is but I'm just purposely misspelling burger to borger for the meme.

[@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561]

"WE ARE THE *BORGER* . YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED, *BRO* ."

[@weirdsock3032]

"GIVE BURGER NOW!!" - Proceeds to punch his own head and make weird grunts-

[@tatiana4050]

You could use it as a morse code BOOOORGER BORGER BORGER BORGER BOOOORGER BOOOORGER BOOOORGER BORGER BOOOORGER BORGER BOOOORGER BOOOORGER BORGER BORGER BORGER BOOOORGER BORGER

[@indigo7220]

If Betas And Alphas Exist where's the FULLY RELEASED MALE?

[@jimmypratt]

That’s Slazo

[@simpburs]

@@jimmypratt Omg I'm dying xD

[@unoreversecard684]

Thats daddy slazo

[@simpburs]

@@unoreversecard684 Sladdy

[@seanboyd5242]

EddMed That is Shrek ☭☭☭☭☭

[@andreakoroknai1071]

they "ask for permission" oh, come on, "may I have" is just basic manners we all learned in, like, preschool. this dude must be a joy for waitstaff everywhere.

[@cheeeseisawsome12345]

I bet the servers spit in his food, I would

[@Savannahbanannna]

@@cheeeseisawsome12345 I've been a waitress at quite a few restaurants and UNFORTUNATELY spitting in the food of shitty people isn't really a thing

[@TheArnoldification]

give me burger

[@browneyesblackdragon7999]

Ikr

[@jim-_-59]

may i have a big mac? if you consent

[@georgipetkov5077]

I want boger Give me boger Grrrr

[@mynameisbenL]

*CAN I GET A BOGER?*

[@angygremlin4423]

Gibe Bucky Boi His Borger

[@nessyness5447]

and that's how you end with a booger instead of a burger because of the wrong pronunciation.

[@Christian988.]

😂😂😂

[@missy4463]

me ordering panda express like an *_ALPHA MALE_*

[@cossaizy6309]

Ordering food ha none sense a real man cooks his own food

[@CamelSpyd3r]

@@cossaizy6309 Real men don't cook food, they grab furry woodland critters and eat them whole.

[@barbecuesauceeyebrows8254]

My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive

[@Samiju]

Char Zy and hunts it before that..

[@LunarLegate]

Saying "Can I get" to me is more like asking if the item on the menu is available rather than asking permission.

[@TheGreatKaoru]

You gotta TELL the employees what's on their menu. Never ask. Only demand.

[@Twice_Marvel]

TheGreatKaoru “I AM GOING TO HAVE A HAMBURGER!” “Sir, I’m sorry but we’re out of hamburgers” “I AM GOINGGGG TO HAVEEEE...

[@FR33Willi]

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh.... BONELESS PIZZA

[@TheGreatKaoru]

@@Twice_Marvel GIVE BORGER

[@arileas3521]

ERIC GIBSON “GET ME YOUR MANAGER”

[@GoingDarkkk]

1950: In the future we will have flying cars 2018: hOW tO be An aLpHa MAle

[@justavaa]

Jello University this is a underrated comment 😂

[@macronswillpowerandnose4169]

Jello University 😂🔫

[@alicelynn7647]

When your masculinity is so fragile an action movie threatens to break it...

[@alicelynn7647]

@@relicmusicofficial The guy talks about Mad Max, an action movie. He won't watch it because it promotes strong female characters trying to break free and fight against what they are forced to be... an action movie went against his concept of gender and tried to make him see women as something more than the weaker sex, and he saw this as a threat, trying to indoctrinate him into being less than an "alpha male". An action movie just threatened to break his masculinity because Hollywood wanted to show strong female characters being equal to men. I understand his point, and still think his masculinity is THAT fragile.

[@alicelynn7647]

@@relicmusicofficial Ofcorse they didn't feel forced to be homemakers, they made their choice. And that's perfectly fine. The women's rights movement wasn't about taking away their choice and forcing them into the work force, it was about giving them the option to make that choice. If a woman wants to stay in the home and not work, great. If she makes the choice to make a duel income home, great. If a man wants to stay in the home as a homemaker, great. That's equality. Before that it was expected socially for a woman to be a homemaker, there was no choice in the matter. Other than the choice of being a social outcast if she made the choice not to marry and start a family. And maybe you should watch the movie, cause it's not about switching men for females. Their characters are litterally forced to be objects of breeding, and they fight back to escape to freedom. I don't think it's made to be a grand statement of the oppression women in real life went through, it's just characters in a plot line And while biological differences are not a social construct, most of the gender norms we know/used to know are.

[@jrhamilton4448]

The problem isn't action movies it's guys nowadays 18 to 27 who think romantic comedies are how life actually happens. Do you want some guy following you around like a puppy dog? Asking you for permission to do stuff? Constantly trying to gain your approval over trivial shit? Be honest how "hot" does that behavior get you? Being some guys mommy instead of his GF or wife.

[@kevinzhu6417]

@JR Hamilton yes youre right theres lots of simps but that doesnt mean that these guys who tell themselves theyre Alpha arent Being cringe either. both sides are pretty socially inept

[@Trisaaru]

Imagine unironically calling yourself an alpha male. I thought it was only used ironically.

[@oppakunn328]

I always tought Alpha and Beta is how straight people call Top and bottom

[@sandran2347]

I only use it ironically and read it in stories. Alpha-Top Omega-Bottom Beta-Whatever the fuck and can be either

[@someoneidk308]

@@oppakunn328 no but it can be in reference to some Weird Ass Fanfiction

[@011mph]

Anyone who unironically calls themselves an alpha male is clearly not one 😂

[@oppakunn328]

@@someoneidk308 Oh yeah. I saw some video about the alpha/beta/omega fanfiics

[@fantasystaplesuwu1554]

I have never met a single man or person in my entire life that eats out every day

[@joeleldo6011]

Hah, I eat out every day monday to Friday. School lunches count right?

[@cossaizy6309]

Im not even 18 yet and i cook for myself and sometimes the family, way better than eating out

[@blackearl7891]

@@cossaizy6309 also less expensive, and less fattening.

[@AARYSS]

Obviously you’re surrounded by beta males

[@hntr038]

My tard cousin does, mcdonalds is his second home.

[@peeppeep16]

What if a female follows these alpha male tutorials? Do they become a male? Do they become a alpha female? We'll never know.

[@venus_envy]

nah, lady brains can't handle it / *S*

[@KnightroBlue22]

My vote is for Alpha Female

[@NivekTheEnigma]

They become a lesbian

[@poopcatapult2623]

kersten mcquillan she'll alienate those around her just like males following these.

[@origamifox5180]

Nah, they'll get triggered

[@mollywaup]

It looks like he's holding invisible hamburgers the whole time

[@djdiablo93]

When youre a true alpha all you have to do is prepare your hand for the burger and it finds its way to you.

[@terrylincoln6671]

And a small fry in the other

[@nessyness5447]

@@djdiablo93 like that donnuts comercial...

[@alnimri]

"Can I..." is just a form of respect towards the whoever is serving. it is to gain their respect by acknowledging that they are human and not a servant. "ALPHA MALE" DOES NOT EQUAL "NO MANNERS."

[@typicalcookies8123]

I agree

[@vikiai4241]

Ironically, being confident enough to treat others with respect sounds pretty "Alpha" to me.

[@J-D03]

Why just alpha? Evolve and become an Omega male instead.

[@terriblehibibi4333]

Wait a minute...

[@Charcoal190]

good rhythm heaven profile pic

[@dozzy9984]

Like Ghandi in first Civilization?

[@xx_jeen_xx1834]

That’s below beta male

[@rep9544]

Nah delta male

[@gatorfan556]

Ok but hes like genuinely the biggest beta male ive seen in a long time

[@graphite2786]

He gestures more than my Aunt Vera. It's like he's milking an invisible cow.

[@foxsisters6257]

exactly. He’s so insecure ew

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

@@graphite2786 I gesticulate a lot too, but this guy's movements seem forced and fake.

[@Stormwolf1O1x]

Imagine being SO insecure in your masculinity, that you feel compelled to watch lessons on how to be an 'ALPHA MALE' - or worse, MAKE these lesson videos to show others that you're an alpha male.

[@fil4648]

Imagine being so insecure that you can't admit that you have insecurities or that you don't have life completely figured out.

[@joeedward8576]

The last part of that for sure.

[@BZgA]

So just like u

[@cutienerdgirl]

@@fil4648 There are different levels of insecurity, there are healthy levels and then there are levels that cause you to search up "How to be a Alpha Male" on YT.

[@hata6290]

@@cutienerdgirl and? you just want to make fun of those people? those are the people that need the most help

[@personne-fp6cr]

It's kinda funny how you have a deeper voice than Mr ManlyMan McMale

[@jostockton.]

Slazo is the true alpha

[@msjonyba1234]

And that’s why I’m on a Slazo marathon. 🥰🤤🥰🤤

[@alexander_yoko]

Yeah, even my voice is deeper. And I'm a trans guy.

[@blibblob4323]

He keeps his hands in a pose that's very similar to the way Lego hands look, for about 80% of his screentime

[@elyxrr]

Lego figures are the most alpha thing ever 💪💪💪

[@insolubleCorrosion]

( ) \_😎_/ Alpha male

[@lemuelyatali1633]

Something wrong with being polite Mr. Alpha Male Secrets?

[@waelfie]

nice profile pic

[@scouthylian8955]

Right

[@summanus4437]

People like him unironically think good manners makes you less of a man. I wonder when these morons got the idea in their head that being an uncivilised knuckledragger equates to "superior".

[@kanereed8729]

@Kiki Melendez its rocket league x monstercat volume 3

[@unknownbyself]

Joseph Allcott Uncivilized knuckledragger is my new favorite insult.

[@SuperJosh-rs6kp]

Srry im a DELTA MALE

[@saveriannathan1415]

Shut up im... P h y t a g o r a s m a l e

[@vikiai4241]

So you are in transition? :-P

[@satrio303]

im a PHI male

[@archise3191]

@@satrio303 is that a pun ?

[@satrio303]

+raihan fajar ramadhan no, if you want proper pun it is PI MALE

[@feici1899]

I showed this to my mom... *now she's my dad*

[@dabs5081]

Wait a minute...

[@kornilious]

IM-

[@feici1899]

@@midniteGMG shhhhhhhh they dont need to know

[@joeycoring8589]

Damn my mom is a real alpha male 😵

[@Lolefin23]

@@ThePlatinumsquirrel damm

[@terraxgaming4117]

@@ThePlatinumsquirrel but is she *_g a y_*

[@ThePlatinumsquirrel]

Terrax Gaming Well in only 2 of the infinite dimensions she is. But in one of those dimensions she’s a dragon so I mean it’s actually rather small in that one.

[@joeycoring8589]

I love how this thread has continued

[@boot_epik]

Ok. So he basically teaches us how to be impolite

[@aguy-bk4qr]

Seems legitimate

[@kittycatwhiskers2094]

*Impolite

[@chriscros13]

kitty cat whiskers lol

[@boot_epik]

@@kittycatwhiskers2094 I guess he also affects our spelling😂😂😂

[@ViolentAurora]

Honestly my first thought. So, alpha males are impolite and demanding and aggressive.... how does that attract women, or anyone for that matter? People don't usually want to be around someone they think would hurt them

[@hunterhowells246]

Alpha male tip: make LEGO hands

[@jupiterwing2984]

Hell yeah 😏🙃😂

[@biggycheese2766]

Mate I commented "Ken doll hands" on one of his videos and he went ape shit at me saying how I'm a beta raised by a single mother haha

[@BearKlaw]

@@biggycheese2766 I think he has narcissistic personality disorder. Most of us can tell that he's hiding a lot of secrets.

[@Christian988.]

😂

[@biggycheese2766]

@@BearKlaw no doubt man!

[@ainsley4684]

The more "alpha" a guy acts the more I compulsively want to shove them into a locker.

[@mac533]

This is why you wait for the full release.

[@foxsisters6257]

Actually, a lil science fact, the alpha thing isn’t rly much of a thing. Males that act overly aggressive in the wild don’t get mates lmao

[@ok0_0]

The males in a lion pride will sometimes kill the offspring of the previous male to assert dominance. Alpha Males exist in the wild, to deny that would be crazy. However, that is not to say that humans follow the same trend. I think a black and white classification isnt right but there is clearly a difference in the way people act. I guess 'alpha/beta' is just a different version of 'extroverted/introverted'

[@TamaoMizuki]

Why he holds hands like he is a Lego character?

[@TheLilacButterfly]

Cannot unsee.

[@ashleighcalloway886]

Omg

[@Bala_Niranna]

I'm ded

[@afonsooliveira4417]

I always hold my hands like that when I'm jacking my homies like an alpha

[@cptseagrave1191]

It's not just the hands. His shoulders and biceps barely move either. His forearms do all the movement

[@CIubDuck]

Is this dude really trynna claim that men eat at restaurants every single day..?

[@TheGreatKaoru]

Don't you know bringing leftovers to work is soyboy beta behavior?

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@TheGreatKaoru A real alpha just grabs a pigeon on his way to work and eats it whole raw.

[@Jazzisa311]

If anyone uses the words alpha or beta male unironically (and talking about humans), I immediately don't find him attractive anymore. Sorry, that's just so lame, and I don't want to deal with such deep-rooted insecurity XD.

[@Tom-qf1sf]

I agree the person in this is stupid, he's saying that everyone should just be dominant and someone you are not. It doesn't make a difference, its just saying males should be better than females which is totally bogus.

[@yuo3670]

I know. It reminds me of those people who like wolves way too much and howl at the moon to assert dominance. I like guys like Oobah Butler. He's cool, confident,and down to earth. He seems like he'd be awesome to talk to. I also find alot of animators attractive like Jamie Hewlett. He's 50 and all but he's still so cool.

[@just1boredgrl515]

agree completely.

[@PrimordialNightmare]

The term alpha wolf isn'T really used anymore. The non breeding males start their own packs elsewhere. If the other parts of the pack bred the chances of incest were incredibly high.

[@bigjohnson2167]

PrimordialNightmare and what is the leader of that pack called ? Also the alpha of the pack

[@topshaggerdavid3587]

Sorry dude im just one of those weak betas that are able to cook….

[@megavega282]

Der pLeB hot

[@aguy-bk4qr]

Hey same

[@eclipsehasgonesolo3882]

Respecccccct

[@music9521]

I love how he makes it sound like if you cook at home, you are a "homebody" who just stocks up on food and never goes out. Ever.

[@patriciastastna3768]

humblebrag 101 .nice one

[@juliang3627]

instructions unclear, ordered a hitman on my mother.

[@CeluiQuiGlitch13]

Did you do this *LIKE AN ALPHA MALE* tho?

[@samsabugs]

@@CeluiQuiGlitch13 Hell yeah he did

[@33melonpaws77]

call off 47 before he kills her in some ridiculous way!

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Just be Slazo to be the dominant male

[@Mikcaroni]

kremit the frog I’m-

[@SaltyMika]

I think kremit is becoming Justin Y. junior

[@simpburs]

@@SaltyMika Oml yes

[@simpburs]

Im crying

[@sandran2347]

Ay I like kermit. He is every where I go. Love seeing that kermit pfp now

[@tomusannonymous]

Talking to the drive through must be a significant portion of this dudes interactions with women 😂

[@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844]

Gustav Himmler no noise luv

[@TheAwesomeRacoon]

@Gustav Himmler way to stand up for your boyfriend there mate, got him

[@coolbeans2345]

@@TheAwesomeRacoon gottemmmm

[@alessandra8230]

@Hans Scholl peepee man

[@evcham2168]

Step 1: T pose to assert your dominance

[@leeresglas5115]

dab on them beta males

[@kennethschechter352]

Exactly

[@theposhbrit2954]

Step 3: Slav squat in the middle of the road

[@yamnbam4346]

The Posh Brit to assert your dominance

[@ryoshima4103]

Imagine using the words "Alpha" and "Beta" unironically...

[@juuso1375]

Ikr

[@Samiju]

ShadowRavenWolf omg, truue

[@Samiju]

That is an awesome alpha comment😂

[@cliffdweller990]

I can: while learning the Greek alphabet. Or calculus. Or chemistry.

[@TheSkyHazCloudz]

Any guy who uses those words to unironically describe people is automatically a total loser. There are no exceptions.

[@dantesdiscoinfernolol]

Hi, just here to point out that the first order was awkward because he asked for something plain, then added cheese, extra lettuce, and extra tomato like a dingus, not because he phrased it as a question. Also, asking for things is polite.

[@Stettafire]

Also awkward because he repeated the cheese thing multiple times, having the other party struggle to hear you is bound to make any conversation awkward.

[@hughman6614]

Ask yourself this: Who seems more confident and secure in their (general stereotype) masculinity: 1.A guy who is terrified that he will appear weak to someone in the service industry, (who will forget him before he even leaves their line of sight) and thinks basic manners are an acknowledgement of servility 2. A guy who doesn’t care about neurotic idiosyncrasies, and walks, talks, and smiles however they want (while still respecting general etiquette) without caring what the cashier at Smith’s thinks of his dominant behavior.

[@011mph]

Why does he talk with his hands like a toy Lego?

[@cristaldiamondmoonsanswife4716]

oh my god i thought he looked like a barbie doll

[@rougearcana2444]

He's asserting his dominance

[@asparagoose8992]

Fellas who have hands shaped like "C's"

[@insolubleCorrosion]

Dude's out here like ( ) \_😎_/

[@darkdim651]

Some sexy hand jesters

[@cerintine3722]

Wow i can smell the masculinity from here

[@aslightlydisappointingsala8708]

Smells like McDonalds

[@jeffcavaliere1571]

Dude no homo but you've got some beautiful eyes damn they look sick

[@Taskuli12]

Its the ring lamp

[@redacted4642]

No hetero but u right he's got nice eyes

[@nigel615]

That's pretty beta dude

[@JackMorter]

Slazo is a real pretty boi

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

sick? he should go to the hospital!

[@thiccmothman420]

I may be a woman but I AM AN ALPHA MALE!!!!

[@contessa4490]

How are you an Alpha "Male" if you are a Woman. Your gender is base on fact that you are a female and not base on what you think you are.

[@catattack9575]

Wooooosh O --|-- /\ Hmmm... The joke seems to have missed you...

[@deejayaech4519]

Little Girl Hole Annihilator wooosh and with a name like that where can o start?

[@contessa4490]

@@deejayaech4519 let's start on your filthy house.

[@Andyatl2002]

Black Cack, whoosh because that’s the sound of the joke going over your head you insecure Beta, women can have big dick energy as well...

[@davidmills8785]

I was half expecting this guy to start talking about the gay frogs.

[@Emcostanza]

I’ve never clicked on a video so fast my ex identified as an “alpha male” and he’s the most insecure person I’ve ever met

[@johnconnah4569]

he got a partner? i'm suprised

[@SpinningTurtle66]

STFU BRO I’M AN ABSOLUTE ALPHA DO NOT MESS WITH THE GENUINE BRICK OF A HUMAN AKA ME This is so hilarious to me XD

[@SomeGuy-qd3li]

I've always thought alpha and beta male shit was only a meme.

[@koffinkiss]

@HexagramMan no it literally doesn't

[@koffinkiss]

People really take this stuff seriously but really "alphas" are just egotistical dipshits with entitlement issues. Alphas, omegas and betas dont actually appear in nature.

[@e.hanker193]

@@koffinkiss yeah, heard people started to believe in this because they tought this alpha and beta stuff was present in wolfes. In short: no... no it isn't

[@beans9019]

People take it too far and then they inadvertently become a beta lmao

[@styxthistle497]

It's a Wolvermeme

[@sophialenhart4916]

The thing that kills me is in the “alpha” example, he still says “I’d like” as in “I would like” which is still permissive😂 because you’re using the subjunctive/hypothetical tense

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

He should just used the imperative and, just to be polite, add a "please" at the end. Or the "I'll have X" structure.

[@andrewjohnstone7943]

@@miguelcondadoolivar5149 or he could just order a burger and not worry about it

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

@@andrewjohnstone7943 Remember, we are talking about an "alpha" male, he doesn't have the ability to simply not worry.

[@tia4361]

Sorry but that's the conditional tense subjunctive is kind of an obscure verb mood in English

[@coolbeans2345]

Why doesnt he just go all out... "Bitch I want it with cheese" I would love to see how that goes

[@alexisswinford7612]

How to be an alpha male? The answer is be a jerk to everyone apparently

[@cossaizy6309]

Being polite, understaning and considerate is weakness apparently

[@bremensims6086]

*ASKING IS WRONG*

[@bananabrain364]

Most people I know can't afford to go out every day. I think this guy is a trust fund kid.

[@Stettafire]

I was thinking the same thing. I was like, how the hell goes out every single day? Do they never cook?

[@anaju3595]

He is a MANLY ALPHA MALE, he doesn't need to cook because BETA MALES and WOMEN make his food

[@jiwoo2820]

@@anaju3595 fuck so I'm beta Male becuase I'm cook sometimes fuck me I have to watch all of his tutorials now

[@samhansen9771]

Definitely

[@JoeL-bg5ys]

No doubt about it who has money to go out every night?

[@dare2512]

this guy looks like he'd stalk me on instagram

[@royalyoung9170]

This guy at some angles with his sunglasses looks like an agent from the matrix

[@ApollyonEllie]

All this talk about alpha and beta males, what about *gamma males* ?

[@ajomagurd]

Alpha Beta Gamma Delta

[@__-wc5zn]

@@ajomagurd *OMEGA*

[@nubiedubie1651]

Yotta male Epsilon male Kappa male

[@cossaizy6309]

You mean the Hulk?

[@basketwind4110]

What about *delta males*

[@chiefbeef2957]

Is it just me or is this man C3-PO with his hands?

[@sinjinvancleef2708]

Slazo or Mr. Alpha?

[@GiGitteru]

@@sinjinvancleef2708 Mr. McManly, obviously.

[@tealjackson-mappus3595]

Imagine being so insecure that you take extra precautions not to feel immasculated by the way in which your burger order is taken.

[@pleaseclap3335]

"You just wanna sell your little package" "alpha male" dude def has a little package 😂

[@TheFurio2]

Fast food worker: hello and welcome to McDonald’s what can I get you? Slazo: *BURGER NOW* Fast food worker: not this again, Michael we broke up 3 years ago please leave me alone

[@SovereignRulerDoomward]

*BÖRGUR NOW*

[@flopsinator5817]

*wet*

[@CaptainMaionese]

How this's so funny??? Ahah

[@imbbelle]

8:20 I get he is trying to give an example but Hannibal is literally about a guy who eats other people

[@NeighborSenpai]

SO MANLY!!!!

[@daltonflowers1080]

Eating people is such a beta male thing to do, an alpha male would instead tell them how much they can deadlift.

[@Charsy8]

IKR! When I saw Hannibal's billboard I thought: "And you'll never be THAT ALPHA of a male as he was in the series!" XD Dayum, Hanni was the epitome me of a "real man" (whatever that's supposed to mean lol). But I mean... f*ck yeah, give me a man like him (albeit a murdering psychopath), I'd take him ANY DAY over that pathetic, fragile, insecure excuse of a "man" (from AlphaMaleSecrets)!

[@kylamamber9080]

@@Charsy8 That's pretty much what I thought when I saw Hannibal! How insecure IS this guy?! 😂

[@33melonpaws77]

Nibbling people's shoulders to say hello is such a power move. I do it all the time.

[@addadu8031]

why do good girls like bad guys ive had this question for a real long time i want a borger an its plain to see i want extra tomatoes and lettuce please

[@dillonmichaels6037]

atillathefun can...can I get cheese?

[@koko-rm7ew]

you can’t say please you beta male

[@addadu8031]

a shady salesman i've been found out

[@J-D03]

*g i v e m e b o i g e r*

[@Danimations2015]

*what about cheeseburgers*

[@agentsparkle2375]

Dude this guy has freaking LEGO hands every time he talks

[@TrueJediLegend]

Got them PS1/N64 hands.

[@Medbread]

"Most males order food" Completely disregards the fact that they can cook food

[@itchywitchy2248]

Only beta cucks cook😤😤

[@Yawyna124]

GIRLFREN! MAKE BORGHER, NOW!

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

@@Yawyna124 That's beta AF! True alphas say "Mom, may I have pizza for dinner?".

[@blanky9037]

@@miguelcondadoolivar5149 no they say i'll have Pizza

[@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561]

"Hey, mom. I'm on 4/chan and can't come to dinner tonight. Can you bring my chicken nuggets to my room?"

[@limedelta8]

*give me börger*

[@cossaizy6309]

*Bröther, can I have börger* This needs to happen

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Anything for you, Danny DeVito

[@Tea_enthusiast]

*Gloria borger has joined the chat*

[@Tea_enthusiast]

Imagine finding out your polite boyfriend took this course before he dates you

[@33melonpaws77]

ohh nooo!

[@christwillcumagain3841]

Incels and rightards don't preach politeness.

[@Min3freak]

How to be alpha Step 1: keep your hands like the characters from GTA Vice City

[@davymachinegun5130]

**holds slazo's masculinity** Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

[@PlushTub]

The only reason you must hold his masculinity is because if he had it he would have beat you in combat by the age of 15

[@7Deadzone-btw]

Alpha males lmao what a joke More like i gotta over compensate for something males 😬

[@renstrange8443]

Hannibal is a feminist show now. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Mr. Alpha Male does.

[@sidney9796]

fellas is watching a dude eat other dudes gay

[@viktorbraginski]

Okay but how did he makethat connection when it's just gay fanfiction that got made into a TV show?

[@EveTheRaviolo]

@@viktorbraginski is it gay? wut

[@viktorbraginski]

@@EveTheRaviolo have you ever seen it? Hannibal and Will definatly have sexual tension through almostthe whole series, and there's even a part in the show where while they're having sex with two other people, it's edited to make it look like eachother for a bit. Hell Will admits to wanting to run away with Hannibal at one point, even wanting to kill for him.

[@sidney9796]

@@EveTheRaviolo also that scene "is hannibal in love with me?" is a little less than hetero and the literal ending of the show lmao its a kind of gay

[@samalamamarriott4784]

Are his hands made of plastic or something?? I literally couldn't look away from them 😟

[@MrSpartanspud]

His weird claw hands took up like 90% of my attention.

[@hamable1995]

Samalama Marriott looks like a lego guy

[@sunshineNshit]

They are very feminine looking hands, I'm actually jealous. I wish I had hand that beautiful! Maybe he knows this and is so fragile and insecure about them that he puts on this facade of the "alpha male".

[@smarty2211]

So this roblox character is trying to teach us how to be alpha? Ok i-..

[@anaju3595]

I went to check comments o t his guy's videos and there's people who genuinely believe int his and follow him...

[@blondinevloggt]

What are these hand/arm gestures? Is he trying to park a plane??

[@cossaizy6309]

Brother is a lego character, his head is even a block

[@thetrashbaby]

Me: Alpha male: GIVE ME A BURGER

[@NeighborSenpai]

NOW!!

[@jessicadlabura1079]

" can I have a burger? " *" give me **_borger_** "*

[@lordfarious2215]

Guess I better stop being polite and just shout what ever I want when ordering food "GIVE PIZZA"

[@vikiai4241]

What's with this beta cuk "GIVE" stuff? Alphas are all about "TAKE"

[@PengyDraws]

You got it wrong. You say "P IZ Z Z Z Z AAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

"Movies are trying to brainwash us into being soyboys!!!" Marvel literally turned a chubby Chris Pratt into an absolute unit but ok.

[@splashthefly9039]

I swear, they have the super soldier serum. XD

[@jackmeriustacktheritrix]

How insecure do you have to be to think politely ordering food and watching movies/tv makes you less of a man?

[@krystenlecuyer3444]

He's not teaching people how to be alpha, he's teaching them toxic masculinity

[@pompouswindbag9956]

There's no such thing as "toxic masculinity". Masculinity itself cannot be toxic. Some people may concern themselves with being manly to such an extent that they become unpleasant to be around, but that shouldn't be referred to as toxic masculinity. That's just them being dicks.

[@jackmeriustacktheritrix]

Elizabeth Kyle well that's just splitting hairs, toxic basically means being a dick. Idt RowenAndreas was saying masculinity itself is toxic, they were saying the 'masculinity' this guy is teaching is toxic.

[@pompouswindbag9956]

@@jackmeriustacktheritrix I just hate it when people refer to any kind of masculinity as toxic.

[@jackmeriustacktheritrix]

Elizabeth Kyle welp, dunno what to tell you, some things can be toxic.

[@Whossahana]

13 year old boys watching this to impress their crushes like :👁👄👁

[@LolaTheMii]

“Can I get cheese?” I mean, you could always order a cheeseburger.

[@derfret1365]

You mean read the menu first? Like a fucking looser?

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

This dude (and others like him) need to stop taking advantage of men with self esteem issues

[@coolbeans2345]

Cant tell if ur talking about the guy reacting or the "alpha" male

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

@@coolbeans2345 the "alpha male"

[@yaoiluver4life19]

Movie: has female characters "Alpha male": FEMINIST PROPAGANDA

[@emilyj5242]

@@TheRealFlenuan YOU FORGOT TRANSGENDER AND MEXICAN

[@itsyourboiguyintheblackhoo5269]

Ghost busters 2016...

[@Nefnef192]

It's not about random movies with female characters Is that they remake successful movies with a female cast,like they can't think of an original idea with a female cast

[@Active0Bserver]

Its Your Boi Guy In The Black Hoodie I’m an adult virgin !

[@Left4DeadHunterFan]

*@Its Your Boi Guy In The Black Hoodie* ghostbusters 2016 was *nothing more* than a pandering cash grab aimed at the (pre-2016) social climate. Plain and simple.

[@vikiai4241]

It's just like software development. The Alpha version is an incomplete prototype. The Beta version is feature complete but not bug tested. I never date a guy until his personality is at least Release Version 2.1

[@tatiana4050]

Why does it not have more likes?

[@zihaojamesguo2057]

Hi Im a Version 2.1 Male! lol

[@joshcross9226]

I work in the service industry as a Barista, and it honestly hits me so much better when someone says "hi can I please have a latte?" Then when some bro comes up and says "yeahh get me a latte". The latter just comes across as entitled and annoying imo

[@loveyallyangu]

Although a confident but not douchy "I'll have a vanilla latte" isn't a problem.

[@lobomonos5009]

They are entitled if they have given over money. (I always say please and thank you though)

[@joshcross9226]

@@lobomonos5009 yeah they're allowed to talk to me like that but I'm also allowed to think that's annoying lol

[@lobomonos5009]

@@joshcross9226 I never told you what to feel.👍 My only point was they are entitled if they have the money

[@vikiai4241]

@@lobomonos5009 only if they are paying the "right to be an arsehole" surcharge, though.

[@tomsadler2548]

*eats a bowl of nails without any milk*

[@simpburs]

*N a i l s*

[@kajamagdalena330]

C R O N C H

[@acidic_eggplant9713]

Eats bowl of milk without any nails

[@krakenkrispykremelivinthedream]

How tough are ye

[@NinjaMoon16]

When he first ordered his food "like a Beta Male", he did it less like a Beta Male, and more like someone who has never ordered food or interacted with another human being in their entire life. He was forcing the situation, making it more awkward than it needed to be in order to force his point, because he knew that if he just said, "Can I have a number 9, please?", he wouldn't have gotten the sort of response he wanted.

[@kc-ip2vc]

Yeah and Thu person said do you want cheese and he said can I have cheese instead of just saying yes

[@mayaoliver984]

Number 9? That’s weak and Beta. I want number 15. Burger King foot lettuce.

[@neonaffliction]

I think its polite to say Can I get something, being polite makes you bigger man anyways

[@fantasystaplesuwu1554]

"Filet" with a hard T

[@NotThatUser]

Nico Ryn The earth doesn’t exist, so neither does the US nor Australia.

[@vaiosony2]

Marie Fan Michael woke

[@Xachremos]

@@genericname8727 tfw I'm from Quebec. So I literally say fillet like I'm French. Because I speak fluent French.

[@SeanORaigh]

Fillet with a hard t. When there's a hard t, there's 2 L's.

[@ainsley8330]

Wait, do most people eat out every day of their lives? Like they never make themselves their own meals? Even if they’re sick? Like why in the beginning did he make it sound like such a weird thing to eat at home lol

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

ONLY FEMININE BETAS COOK YOU LIBTARD! REAL MEN RELY ON OTHER PEOPLE FOR FOOD LIKE CHILDREN! YOU CAN TELL HOW MANLY I AM BECAUSE I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!

[@shuttheyourmouth7626]

Well I mean most people don’t go home from their jobs to eat lunch

[@NeighborSenpai]

Jddjj ejdj but usually either the workplace provides some food or you pack at home, at some cases yes you can leave your workplace to get lunch, i worked a lot in offices and it was nice having some fast food outside but usually I packed my own food

[@shuttheyourmouth7626]

Frozen Kebab Yeah, but restaurants get packed at lunch

[@satanisananimeboy8022]

Im in tears the last time i heard alpha male in an unironic way was in an incel video

[@rodolfoclaren6528]

Most guys that call themselves "alpha males" unironically (like this guy) tend to be solitary guys who don't have a wife, nor a girlfriend and don't even get laid EVER.