HOW TO BE DADDY | Dream Daddy - Part 1

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[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

This writing is so funny! "You'd have to be insane to raise more than two." "I have four kids" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

[@greasey8695]

Goku x Sephiroth You're telling me it never gets old?

[@ajamelgaard8056]

lol, i have four brothers and i'm the oldest

[@Luna-sc5lt]

Goku x Sephiroth I have 4 siblings(probably more cuz my moms a hoe) I'm the fifth child and the 4th to be born XDDDD

[@SebHaarfagre]

I thought the "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE." was you replying lol. Then dialogue continued and son, I am disappoint.

[@evaswaim7528]

I have 11

[@natalienoodle]

Mark getting excited about dogs is the cutest shit ever.

[@imjustsomebunny]

+Natalie Riddle Agreed.

[@SevenEllen]

Yay! 333rd like! :D

[@persephonessibling]

Not as cute as Dans reaction!

[@maymay_sheep_8962]

Rainbow Quartz I know right 😍

[@TheDiscipleofSlash]

Wait, is there a video of Dan reacting to dogs? I must know!

[@survivian2959]

*Its 2019 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover* *its 2020 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover* *its 2021 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover* *its 2022 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover* *its 2023 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover* *its 2024 and I’m still waiting for a dream daddy cover*

[@graykay8803]

Same and your profile picture is... terrifying

[@pocketsizedviking4555]

Your pfp scares me

[@STEELOOFFICIAL]

@@graykay8803 angry ogre

[@survivian2959]

Rainbow Junior shrek is my dream daddy

[@chloeszathmary7405]

@@survivian2959 That statement radiates chaos

[@apavlovss]

*”you can’t switch daughters. Amanda’s your only daughter.”* Lmao

[@Levas-29]

no reply or my youtube glitched?

[@zacharylossman3335]

​@@Levas-29glitched fr

[@babluprasad813]

@@Levas-29 nope no comment

[@jem488]

How to be dad Step one: Be Markiplier

[@scaredy-Cass]

+i like churros because they taste like regret ...and if you aren't Markiplier you can always just stay in your fuckin lane.

[@brianna3657]

i like churros because they taste like regret also, all the dad puns lol

[@waffleguy9713]

i disagree

[@mnik9759]

Kylen Berry i agree

[@ClusterSp4rk]

step one : be yourself ;)

[@kylieb2479]

*"Hey I'm your new neighbor Jospeh! I promise not to talk about your dead spouse!"* Classy

[@jishsleftdrumstick2100]

Hello, my name is [Kylie] your name is great

[@laurengregg7293]

the HIGHEST of class Joseph the *H.I.G.H.E.S.T* of class

[@angelikmiffy]

Hello, my name is [Kylie] greatest way to meet the new neighbors

[@MJ-lh8ge]

Your username...your username is a reference to Dan's first video....*fangirls* YASSS

[@purple6235]

Hello, my name is [Kylie] as well. And I love your username

[@keristout8372]

Mark accidentally becoming an antisocial gay dad in a video game is the highlight of my week

[@andyrawlinson4093]

"accidentally"

[@zacharybrinegar2060]

carrie scout fucking true

[@CatDragn]

Which part was that

[@St.souptown]

I'm not sure that happened

[@lorenzoj8874]

carrie scout ik lol should we tell him? also did he really "accidentally" choose to be?

[@lifeoffire9248]

The tips in the loading screen raised me more than my own father

[@AngelMartinez-lm7cu]

Same.

[@victorsimmons6769]

I bestow upon you a single yike

[@TangerineMuffin]

Samee

[@buckybarnes1342]

SAME

[@aleditsx2331]

Yikes

[@sbevejobs3586]

He did that intro so professionally while Jack was over here like *"DreeEEeEeeeEEaeEEEEEEEEEEeEeEEEeam daddy"*

[@Anna-tk7ui]

I read that to the tune of Free Falling.

[@tacobell_nugget6001]

@@Anna-tk7ui omg Sam-

[@pokespritemaker3]

The smile he gave us is so cute when he heard “DrRRrEEeAaamMM DAddY”

[@ohsugarr-5555]

I ship it a lot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ )

[@insertnamehere7363]

😂

[@froot6054]

this is probably the base foundation of a wattpad fan fiction

[@beesmerk6169]

nah, not just this shit, mostly x readers and cannon x oc on wattpad, also memes, alot of memes

[@ghosttown2785]

@@bunni5716 I write fanfics too....what's your username? XD

[@karenlynn6845]

And thanks for an idea with another fan fiction XD

[@ayshmoonking]

There is one I read. It's literally called Dream Daddy. Jacksepticeye is in it too. And Bob and wade and Felix

[@CyHelven]

SHH! Don't blow our cover! :3

[@shaneblack8766]

Mark totally taking on the gay dad roll with no hesitation. I love it.

[@johnxina6327]

Hi I'm the first comment lol

[@shaneblack8766]

@@johnxina6327 Okay?

[@johnxina6327]

@@shaneblack8766 Wait you responded? Wowie

[@shaneblack8766]

@@johnxina6327 You good bro?

[@johnxina6327]

@@shaneblack8766 Nah I wish it was 2019

[@yonyokai4593]

They should make a lesbian sequel of all the daddies daughters.

[@samiacool9]

Magic mommies could be the name

[@Plixiii]

@@samiacool9 I'm not gonna argue, but...... ok

[@mimisadventure9416]

@@samiacool9 You’re an actual genius

[@ImNotAmazng]

They should

[@payton_bagel8317]

Huniepop

[@Chaotic_Harold]

The one series where Mark can unleash the inner gay

[@jayjalloh3912]

Lol!

[@Sinc3r3ly]

He doesn't have any

[@ryliebritt5270]

S!nc 3rlv everybody does

[@Lostasalway]

What inner gay???????

[@Chaotic_Harold]

Lmao

[@FinnKid1]

when you're legitimately disappointed in yourself for losing a gay dad simulator pokemon battle between two daughters

[@limowx7961]

There is no way to win that I think. I tried twice with different options and still failed :c

[@JossCade]

The Emotional you can win. I havent but my buddy has. You gotta brag a bunch, and then use the art and report card or smth

[@totodialed]

i had to reload my save file so many times lol. no way was i gonna lose against brian (the minigame you play later down his path though is so fucking annoying)

[@boonemorris]

You have to use grade card, brag, child art, then brag until Brian loses

[@laurengendron6715]

is your profile from homestuuck?

[@Todesnuss]

Makes me wonder if there actually is a town filled with gay single dads somewhere.

[@aljazzelenik462]

Todesnuss if there are towns filled with people who walk around naked 24/7 and even have TV shows about them..id say it is safe to assume there are gay towns somewhere lol

[@zayalabi9080]

we can dream...

[@m4gikalgrl]

Todesnuss orlando florida

[@bangbanguwu9130]

I bet there is, Grnderville

[@theonlyjezebel]

ya boi as a resident of orlando, i can confirm

[@bpdcxs]

Mark: Dont call coffee "the ol' bean juice" ever again. Jacksepticeye: *THATS NOT GONNA STOP ME*

[@DiDitheDiDi]

Markiplier: Hey "Daddys" *Mark paused, thinking about the fanboys/fangirls.* Markiplier: THIS IS THE ONLY EXSEPSION I'M ALOUD TO SAY DADDY!!!

[@emmylouispog]

Diza kun Daddy’s Exception Allowed

[@lumenjoslin4301]

Looks around in "Pirate Daddy from Heist"

[@inouye6594]

LMA0O

[@tylerisntasheep6854]

thanks for the fanboy rep

[@ClowninnAround]

I still find it hilarious that he thinks the binder is a crop top

[@medieee9680]

@@gayjayy yeah. I'd say the majority of people don't know what I binder is.

[@mayravixx25]

@@gayjayy That's originally what I thought at first when I first found myself in the LGBTQ+ community, but was quickly educated, not that I really need to know what they are since I'm going from male to female anyway.

[@jw5386]

I wore a binder for 2 years and I didn't even notice 😂

[@nova-kiin]

Whaaaat I never knew either 😅 I know binders are a thing, but I never saw one, and for the life of me I never would have guessed, but it makes this game a thousand times better, it’s so inclusive and thoughtful 😭❤️

[@AssSensei]

@@gayjayy I mean he didn't have to be well versed in lgbt words to see it said binder 😂

[@Aror0w]

*More like "Mark confuses us with his sexuality" the game*

[@starberry2004]

omg yes

[@rhizalor3233]

Wooo septiplier

[@koijtoh]

@@rhizalor3233 Woo *silent fangirling*

[@bluewilliams7226]

@@Lemonsykz0 Bi

[@Husitka]

@@bluewilliams7226: People read way too much into Mark playing games like this - mostly because they want him to be gay (or at least bi). However, he's neither. He's straight (and comfortable enough not to mind playing games like this).

[@chemical_devil949]

Long distance Friends: so what’s it like? Daddy: oh it’s nothing just a town with mostly Gay or bisexual dads

[@muffinmuffin8946]

That town IS the homosexual agenda

[@jamessanderson3041]

the fact that mark thought the binder was a croptop is killing me

[@shego1142]

PossumLeader 24 I’m rewatching this and that part always makes me laugh, plus it made me think about the Cloak Launch livestream where everyone was asking him about Cloak possibly making binders and he was sooo confused (he thought they meant like, folders) and then someone was finally able to tell him “they’re for trans/nb people” and he was just automatically like “Oh for trans people? Yes! Definitely!” Then he was like “wait I should look into seeing what they are and if we can make them before I promise anything” He was so ready to support trans/nb peeps he just jumped at it, what an ally

[@Isebelle13]

@@shego1142 He's confused but he's got the spirit! :D

[@marblesoda_bish]

@@shego1142 which one and at what timestamp?

[@gubblebum8619]

@@marblesoda_bish 2:42

[@finndifalco625]

Ikkkkkkkkkk I was just thinking that dude, that’s insane that he has no idea

[@sandhanitizer1935]

"A handsome, clean-cut man stands at my door, brandishing a plate of cookies" Mark: PewDiePie is that you? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY DID THIS MAKE LAUGH SO MUCH?

[@sniperontheroof8832]

Dara Mejía made me laugh too! XD

[@MarktheVamp]

i wont lie it made me lose it as well xD

[@artechstorm]

Dara Mejía yes. The fan service is real.

[@arynburrsir]

Dara Mejía If I was Mark I would just take the cookies XD

[@lumen-xbrothers6536]

Dara Mejía That's hilarious 😂😂😂

[@cheriisoda7655]

"i hope i have seductive eyes" you have seductive everything bOI-

[@never-happy-everafter1460]

SO FUCKING TRUE

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

... YES

[@doodle2010jw]

God yes!

[@PAAUpals]

My exact thought

[@madisonlily3811]

1000th like.

[@g-money9009]

I'm rewatching this let's play after 3 years because this let's play started my path of realizing my sexuality. I know, I know, it sounds ridiculous that my sexuality was affecting from a man playing a daddy dating sim, but it really opened my eyes to new relationships. Now, I'm dating Tom, a trans man, who I am absolutely in love with. It may be long distance, he lives in NC and I live in IN, but our bond has never been stronger! I came back to this let's play after he referred to me as a "bear" which made me think of Brian from this let's play.

[@R0Y4L_T]

AWWWW that’s so sweet😭

[@nattheaverage454]

Bro, I realized I was bi once I saw Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn 99, then I heard her real voice and personality so I then looked up what the heck bisexuality was and apparently I am it😂

[@Doppering]

That’s so cool! I also live in NC and am a trans guy, what a coincidence jaja :)

[@SirusCreed]

How are you now

[@shitcoyote]

that’s great :)

[@xenofeild983]

"Hold it above her head with my superior Dad arms" if mark held anything over someones head to tease them, they would just reach down and grab it

[@venomquill308]

O O F lol I mean, you never know! Chairs exist! My Mom loves to tell me that there won't be a time in my life where she can't get in a chair to kick my butt. (Both of my sisters and I are taller than her lol)

[@potato.pancake]

*cries in under 5’5” *

[@natestuthman4999]

@XenoFeild This made me laugh way too much (especially since I'm only like 5'4" lol)

[@bristacos4938]

This made me raise my eyebrows until it clicked

[@ezra9164]

*Cries in 5'3*

[@Sam_Markley]

Hey, if I'm correct the full name is Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating simulator. Which spells DDADDS... THE TITLE IS A DAD JOKE

[@crystalpinkwolf6211]

Mr Markley the number of dad jokes in this game: 100000000000

[@Alexis-dl5qn]

THERE IS NO REASON TO NOT LOVE THIS GAME

[@kit1822]

probably made by Arin..

[@hollzng5548]

Dream daddy or as I like to call it... *Half an hour of Mark being a gay single dad*

[@NozomiNakayama]

first comment

[@sandraveinthal]

​@@NozomiNakayama It's actually funny that for two years there were no comments. Like..That got 1.6k likes and no comments. Until 1 month ago (for me right now)

[@totally.not.autumn]

this is exactly what ive been needing all my life

[@Angel_4666]

*Video starts* Mark: *says that we don't have the right to say "daddy"* Literally everyone: DADDY~

[@Cokira_]

The main character's narration is a bit too relatable... I'm starting to wonder if I'm a dad

[@nostrobothnia]

Honestly after watching this i can wholeheartedly confirm that i am, in fact, a dad.

[@infamouscha]

I agree, I must be a Dad. I'm only 19... I'm not ready for that commitment.

[@sususaku34500]

I feel exactly the same...

[@cassidevs188]

Saaaaame

[@dakotarees7405]

Same.

[@shigaraki-is-hot8132]

"PewDiePie is that you" 😂😂😂 I'm dyinggggg

[@bakubro_katsuki4407]

I just got to that at 27:37 and I'm diying too

[@AriaAmm0]

@@bakubro_katsuki4407 Thank You so much for taking it out your day into putting down the time

[@bakubro_katsuki4407]

@@AriaAmm0 np

[@fermentedoj315]

Why was my first thought "Oh hun, PewDiePie could never." 😂😂😂

[@reymarkcasipit5296]

I can't unhear it now👉👈😂

[@aarianna9878]

im just confused on how every guy in this neighborhood has a daughter

[@potato.pancake]

GayJayy >>>like joseph

[@potato.pancake]

GayJayy disclaimer i love mary so much and she deserves so much better

[@potato.pancake]

GayJayy this. i completely agree. also their kids deserve way better holy shit can you imagine the kind of emotionally scarring things they have to watch? i don’t know if you know about the walk mary home scene but the two clearly aren’t in a healthy relationship

[@Thetardis777]

Damien and Hugo have sons though?

[@vilotdarkmanner6801]

@@gayjayy bisexual men exist

[@ThatBagelWeirdo]

God, Amanda and Mark’s father daughter relationship just looks perfect

[@jizzinator]

every time i wish i had a dad, i’d watch this. mark is my father figure

[@marcusprice7677]

Oh my god, I remember when I watched this playthrough two years ago and I was in my parents house... I put it on full volume (With earphones ofc) In the middle of the lounge and the *earphones unplugged* and all across the room the only thing you could of heard was 'Hey guys welcome to dream daddy! I'm gonna be calling a lot of people daddy and probably gonna fall in love with some guys!' This is why I'm out of the house

[@heddja]

lmfaooo

[@cynthiakern9442]

BIG OOF

[@finder_]

classy

[@DuneTheKaiju]

Lol well they suck for kicking you out 😂

[@lakenbarnett5374]

OOF, I h8 when I forget to plug my earbuds / headphones into the audio jack XD

[@worldissov]

*He protec, he attac, but most importantly he throws barbecue at the cul-de-sac.*

[@eva-kp6jh]

*He scare, he assault, but most importantly, he has a cult.*

[@Hailogoodbye]

Im in tears

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

Hi there. 😂

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

Eve 😂

[@savannahroman5796]

Hi there. Hi there

[@zuuunnii]

mark is a dream daddy .

[@Random_Audio]

*is*

[@foodislife6345]

And always will be XD

[@samirahslife2957]

lnfiltrated yas

[@Dartjunkie1976]

F**k yes

[@riverthorne1972]

Lol

[@spar5722]

Mark: "This is the only game I can freely say Daddy..." *Me a full five years late to this knowing nothing about this game other than a handsome dad named Craig* ... Go on

[@lotus9512]

"Hi daddies; I'm gonna fall in love with a ton of guys" -Markiplier 2017

[@outsidelps39]

Lotus Taylor LOL

[@RadDeadRedemption2]

Jack 😏 😏 😏

[@shannens9414]

+ReyCL lmfao XD

[@nooraologytube3405]

Lotus Taylor subscribe to my channel I will subscribe back to your channel reply to me if you did subscribe to my channel

[@idk9238]

Lotus Taylor krillin!is that you?krillin?!?!

[@perennialmagik]

*Looks away for a split second and hears Manda Panda* WHAT!? Marks my dad now!? D:

[@dees487]

Manda Panda Did you change your username just for this joke?

[@perennialmagik]

I wish. It's actually been my nickname since I was a kid.

[@dees487]

Manda Panda Wow! Nice!

[@enkephalin8330]

Manda Panda lucky

[@perennialmagik]

nice nice. ^_^

[@strawberrygaming5181]

"have you ever seen a better looking daddy in your life.... don't answer that" mark knowing we would say him

[@CyberWears]

We all know he was thinking about jack

[@colorfulgaming7798]

Harley Quinn Yes, yes we all know xD

[@tessmastro5708]

leigha -dil howlter-

[@MJ-lh8ge]

+Tessa Mastro yassss

[@Not.So.Grim.]

Mark: "Never call it 'Bean juice' again Jack: "THE GOOD OL' DIRTY BEAN WATER

[@shadowthedaydream98]

* comes blonde male with pink shirt * Mark : Pewdiepie is that you? XDDDD Edit : Holy macaroni cheese! i did NOT expect so many likes! Thank you! XD

[@BGPMGamez]

Ummulz Aimin nah, that be joey graceffa 😂😂😂

[@Mangata-5865]

Ummulz Aimin, I was dying at that part lol

[@cloverbrokenhero9385]

LOL

[@malekeday3871]

Ummulz Aimin I 2k17 Jenn the game and she said where u go to school everybody come 85 Yeu3uHeuristic 9

[@bonniexp2808]

Ummulz Aimin i

[@kurtisconnor]

Markiplier *Darkiplier* DADDYPLIER

[@carladiaz5349]

Shuyi Xu YES DADDYYYPLIER

[@binky.y]

Shuyi Xu Daddiplier is just Mark when hes being sexy😂😉❤

[@Justaspacequeen]

*la gasp* AMAZING

[@MoonOnLight]

Shuyi Xu Yasss

[@thedisneyhistorian3848]

Shuyi Xu and the oscar goes to you

[@FragileGlassMask]

Wow. This game is actually really fuckin' charming. And not awkward. I was expecting the maximum cringe and it's just delightful.

[@heyhey8722]

Lost Soul Daddies are always delightful

[@InuyashaTT]

So much relatableness in this comment

[@quanhittersupreme6738]

Lost Soul I was expecting this to be dumb, and was pleasantly surprised

[@4ourhearts643]

Mark: "I like to think I have Seductive eyes." Me: "Oh trust me daddy, you do" (I am terribly sorry, that I have no regrets doing this in 2020)

[@diehatersdie]

IM WHEEZING

[@anewasafreak]

This is the few bits of gold left in 2020

[@skapie6895]

It's the only thing that kept us sane through 2020. EVERYBODY was having a bad year. I'm sure this is fine.

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

it's fine, no one has any regrets of those thoughts

[@bellaknightR597]

No apology needed

[@dominicbutenis1670]

I love the intro... DreeaAeaAamm DaaAaaddyy

[@sadbobcrypants]

Dominatorz HD This intro is giving me vietnam flashbacks xD

[@goldenfreddyfemalelover1378]

Same dreammmm daddyyyyyyyyy

[@kekegarrett7335]

Cool

[@florsato]

Dominatorz HD I love the outro...

[@Chris-um6rc]

Memessss, Daddy XD

[@froyohead]

_The owl says: whooo whooo whooo's your daddy?_

[@suckfuschia2164]

It's time to stop.

[@JambaYCS]

What is this? tis time to stop

[@chilly.galaxy9531]

FroyoHead Animation stap go g3t sum h3lp

[@allisonlanda4946]

FroyoHead Animation 😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrebaccacreeper4468]

I'm laughing so hard right now I need to pee. 😂😂 Emma P, guys. Emma P. 😂😂

[@apocalypsekiddo]

Watching Mark be gay with some daddy dads is my aesthetic

[@kevinfulp3316]

Roxy Fox SAME. SAAAAAAAME.

[@SpicyWaffles310]

WHAT HAPPEND TO U MARK!?

[@apocalypsekiddo]

Grace Balch He transcended to another realm and became even more powerful than before

[@dragonboimmdvideos]

mE 2 TF

[@teatm2333]

Roxy Fox "daddy dads" XD

[@willowftn9950]

Markiplier: That doesn’t give you the right to say, “daddy” Me: **daddy intensifies**

[@blokvader8283]

Mark saying that was basically the green light for everyone to call him Daddy.

[@avadae9126]

_DADDYPLIER_

[@cassieowens1104]

Yuri the killer lol😂😂😂😂😂

[@jifnagstfu7368]

Ava Pulliam GOD NO OLZ

[@ziffy139]

666th like

[@paulusdewet7966]

😂😂

[@briannes1100]

YUS

[@liliths_gf3075]

“I wonder if it’s too late to move again” immediately after making a faux pas is too relatable

[@PetiteCamomille]

@Psyco Chan Basically, it's a mistake.

[@viocosplay5867]

And ladies, gender neutral and gentleman here we have exhibit A Markiplier, a famous youtuber's series This series may single handedly be the gayest series on his entire channel

[@altersox3988]

*raises hand* what about Mark's seductive twerking? Or does this not count?

[@PuppetOnions]

Vio Cosplay Guys, Gals and Non-binary pals

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

Hang on a sec, I need to take notes!

[@SpeedwalkingToHell]

@@PuppetOnions are you a Thomas Sanders fan?

[@PuppetOnions]

WolfPixel Panda12 I sure am :)

[@guleiro]

Hi i'm new to the channel And i just gotta say ... "YOUR VOICE IS SO DEEP!!"

[@MichiContreras]

I'm new to this channel and I have questions 1) Why did I discover you just now 2) Have you been hired for voiceovers 3) How are you attractive 4) Are you at all related to Heath Ledger

[@ettiennevangraan]

Michi Contreras 1. No idea 2. Yes 3. Its the voice 4. No

[@Kircial]

smooth voices makes you tingle :D

[@vicasilva4664]

2) asdfmovie 9

[@gilbertbeilschmidt925]

2) 505

[@AmbrosiaDreamWeaver]

Also he voices 5.0.5 on Villainous

[@yuh9850]

Can we talk bout how awesome Amanda’s character is?

[@stantalentstanbts1325]

“i’m gonna call a lot of guys daddy”

[@rm_a0469]

BTS ARMY❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@bbrownlee99]

Bts fo life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ●^●

[@runningfish34]

He’s hot .________. Yep

[@jennyzhao9271]

P-Pidge?!

[@Name-yv2zq]

yes please 😂

[@Smagnax]

“Binder Bod” Mark: it’s a crop top!

[@blackdragonfox]

Ok but this Dad is so relatable??? He doesnt like meeting new people, worried about how to treat a coffee shop mug, makes horrible jokes and is so nice and awkward??? For the first time I actually like the character YOU play as in a dating sim, 9/10 they are jerks or have zero personality.

[@Raicheru13]

I love the writing in this. It's probably the most enjoyable dating sim I've seen.

[@bobadiva2870]

blackdragonfox I

[@jacksonvame0079]

Yet you just described Mark exactly Boom roasted

[@bubblebay8344]

Game: I clear my throats and do my best cheesy announcer voice Markiplier: oh, this is what I was born for I'mcrying😂😂

[@bonnietelocole6777]

Bubble Bay lol bim trimmer? (is that his name lol?)

[@kaemart3465]

Living for the LGBT+ representation

[@casshervas9120]

honestly i love everything

[@kittycat-sc7je]

Lasagne garfeild ballistic Tuesday

[@bunni5716]

Yeah, same here.

[@Yun5890]

Yup

[@unclejoe3566]

Gross

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

That is my new motto: “memories to make and new stuff to break”

[@sadrabbit53]

I love Mark's narration so much. It adds depth, especially whenever he cracks up mid-sentence

[@awhbeans8017]

Wow, I clicked on this video expecting a very different game. It's actually quite touching, treating their characters as realistically as they can with simple interactions. Not only that, but they have very flawed and human personalities. while, yes, there are obvious points of (extremely well done) sarcastic and satirical humor, so far it's a very well written game! Thank you Markiplier for giving us the chance to see this game and share your talent for comedic commentary. :3

[@felisazure1820]

Joyanna Complicated Agreed. It's a surprisingly well written game for what it is. I'm impressed.

[@alextemp33com]

You should watch the kitty Kat gaming let's play of this to see the creator go through his game it's adorable

[@bluestarlafox]

same!

[@DaivDesigns]

just for my fans . com is fucking awesome. literally just a simple survey and then I get a choice from different gifts

[@BetaXeeta]

Joyanna Complicated same my dude, I was expecting to be a bit disgusted but I now love this game it's so charming

[@maj1]

Do you hear that? It's the sound of thousands of fangirls editing all the audio from this Letsplay into sin edits on Instagram. XD

[@personhuman2239]

+Chyenne Malin Nope, that's just KZbin for you.

[@frozusholmes216]

Majixium would it be like that Kirk x Spock thing? If so, sign me up

[@kylergreer3566]

Mark what is your number.

[@luluthekiller7851]

Majixium nice

[@claytonwindsor1385]

look its me

[@ugonwaike-muonso9938]

6:52 Let's all take 10 seconds to admire Marks superior dad arms

[@kazimirishere9670]

I'm rewatching all of Mark's dream daddy game plays and I forgot all the great shit he says

[@Giraffe143]

I am rewatching it and crying like a bitch.

[@raven_the_demon]

I'm rewatching it, because I'm feeling such a big connection to the LGBTQ+ community right now...I think I could be Bisexual but I'm not sure😅

[@Blackmello]

Since it just came to mobile and the login bug won't let you continue without playing I just decided to watch Mark play through the game while they get it fixed. And I have yet to be disappointed 😊

[@GretchenGoebel]

@@Blackmello and you have to buy the unlimited calls for 15$ to play the whole game

[@Blackmello]

@@GretchenGoebel not anymore, they fixed the issue and now you have your free calls 😊😊😊

[@rafaelmediodia]

That ain't a croptop, my dude. Pretty sure that's a binder!

[@YanchisWrittenVoice]

OMG THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY HOLY SHIT

[@cupcakecarl]

YOU CAN BE GAY AND TRANS??? OH MY GOD THIS GAME IS PERFECTION

[@xfirex4523]

Potato who else noticed goku hair was in the game 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Salterisks]

Yep! It's a binder!

[@reizal]

BROTHER

[@juliamonet2696]

The starter dad looks like Mr. Clean, I'm dying 😆😂

[@defect_915]

"Mr. Clean, right behind you."

[@saramckenzie2269]

lol your right

[@kidswagger4000]

Abigail Julia L. 😂😂😂OMG I never noticed until now LMAO!!!

[@alexvelez6590]

for real

[@unusannustribute2329]

The beginning is literally Unus Annus. Two men having children and then deleting

[@smolbrain7366]

“Two men having children”

[@nyjello]

This my first time on this channel and OH MY GOD his voice... is so smooth and deep.

[@leeharris1982]

dhabosset Welcome to the Markiplier experience, we bring eargasms and spinal shivers galore. We hope you enjoy your stay, and you can feel free to produce a very feminine, high-pitched squeal whenever you want, we don't judge! Popcorn is free and the restrooms are on the right, have fun!

[@sseptso4395]

"so smooth and deep" xD DADDYPLIERRRR

[@suukifujisaki3245]

Oh god you have no idea.

[@avagross4879]

hey same

[@meikomurphy7400]

Welcome! ( this is old and you now know him but forget it)

[@maxii4863]

*wheezes* "why are there eggplants??" Best line-- I couldn't stop laughing and my mom looked at me funny

[@Mary-zk4nu]

"I like to think I have seductive eyes....." *looks at camera intently for what seems like forever* Girls: *SWOOON* Guys too: *SWOOOON* Ps. I am female just in case

[@annemarie0509]

If it was longer I'd swoon lol

[@yojangomez2115]

TheDancingTrain the fuck ?

[@dragonboimmdvideos]

me and imma guy

[@saskiamehring5778]

TheDancingTrain I

[@quichelorraine2138]

TheDancingTrain I

[@marsyancey7163]

Mark absolutely loving Joseph gets me. I love Joseph too.

[@jesseplier]

this👏🏻is👏🏻so👏🏻gay👏🏻 i👏🏻am👏🏻living👏🏻

[@alexl1178]

MARK IS FABULOUS.

[@warasdf6716]

Jessie Irvin I have yet to see a KZbinr choose the "mother and I" option.

[@funanimeloveer7072]

Bijuu Mike choose mother and I

[@alexandermejia7474]

"your father and I" The cringe is real.

[@notellier]

27:32 Nah, that's not Pewds. He would never do a *handshake*

[@louisel7518]

Very true omfg

[@viv3279]

XDDD

[@Muhnappy]

He would do a handshake but it has to be a not cringy, good one

[@skeleton_legs]

Elly Rushes you are now my favorite human being omg I love that🤣

[@girlsepticeye4002]

XD so true!

[@travelingbard6161]

It said try not to make assumptions about people. I read try not to consume people.

[@mothperson1637]

RyanTheBeautiful tRY NOT TO CONSUME PEOPLE SKSKSKS

[@starlight5084]

😂😂

[@bethtrujillo1124]

@@mothperson1637 also good advice

[@luco663]

How?! I dont need sleep! I need answers!

[@mrsandwich8535]

Aww, but what if I *want* to become a cannibalist! :'( 😂

[@stickysocks6369]

Ok but Mark playing this game made me realize that he's make a good father.

[@hannahroberts6698]

Markiplier: im not gay Also: markiplier im probably gonna fall in love here. Lol

[@yarus5889]

Were all Dads's now........

[@RadiationAngel]

Edgy Dad yes

[@Catsenui]

Edgy Dad this comment should be #1

[@annejosephine9843]

Yes just yes

[@cardnialbirb5365]

Edgy Dad I believe so

[@villagerc7130]

Edgy Dad 😂

[@cooperraccoon36]

Marks character: *spooning moving box at the beginning of the game* Me: *immediately thinks of Tiny Box Tim*

[@lunaticchild7892]

If only all parents were like "memories to make and more stuff to break!" I swear we'd have had nice childhoods

[@meg_0210]

"we gotta set up some ground rules" ok mark you're acting exactly like a daddy rn smh

[@zephyrtheclever4252]

meg trrruuuuu

[@JoeMartinez18]

a dream daddy :D

[@meg_0210]

mark, no. you're giving the smutty editors audio, nOOoo

[@fluffychow2338]

meg lol

[@AnimeLoveLover123]

Isn't it wonderful! lol

[@lailabtw3404]

meg oh nuuuuuu

[@tiredteo]

meg WE HAVE THE SAME PICTURE HOLY CRAP (i saw this and legit thought it was my comment and I was like wut cuz this is my first time watching the video)

[@xxanimexx9905]

meg this is more Fluff

[@nataliechavez6140]

So are we not gonna talk about that goku hair option?

[@dariusjones3488]

N.C. Liz 😱 U NOTICED IT TO?!?!?!?

[@reddevil6483]

N.C. Liz I know right? XD

[@katieh7299]

N.C. Liz I wish he picked that instead 😂

[@hairistired8010]

N.C. Liz and superman was next to him... I sense screwattack (Not only that, but he was asking if that was krillin when he first started without customizing it)

[@N-Rod357]

I saw that

[@marleypatcheak2145]

Watching this in quarantine. It’s nice to laugh and smile and be all warm heart felt again. I totally forgot how good this game was

[@jessbanette4976]

Important for those who comment about it: Just because Mark's playing as a gay person doesn't make him gay. Just like when someone plays a Mario game they aren't Mario, it's their character. If a coincidence happened and a guy named Mario played a Mario game that's good for them but it doesn't necessarily make the game less enjoyable for people without the name.

[@riggamorrischan]

Also this game is iconic and should be played by everyone we should be honored to have a game like this that is all

[@amaliahopeyouredoingwell4363]

I agree!

[@princessnotnow]

Is anyone actually dumb enough to make them think it makes him gay? Like did you even need to say it?

[@sventse]

Jessister I mean it doesn't matter who cares we know he's gonna suck off Jackscepticeye anyway

[@topscholar4671]

Was that suppose to be funny?

[@dragonmage6237]

So here's a fun fact The 'binder bod' makes your character transgender, female to male A chest binder compresses your chest to help you look more masculine and relieve dysphoria (which, may I add, sucks a lot. It's like depression, if I have to compare it to something). Fun little trans* fact for y'all

[@PixieBatz]

YAS SOMEONE EXPLAINS IT THANK YOU OMFG

[@seattlebob2001]

it's so nice to have representation

[@dragonmage6237]

^-^ Thanks you peeps!

[@seattlebob2001]

your comment needs more love :)

[@dragonmage6237]

**unintelligible squeaks** Thank you!! But I think I got plenty from just you lol (I just realized that sounded creepy oops)

[@queueuof]

"I can't believe how beautiful it is outside. Kids are playing in the street, flowers are in bloom, and the faint smell of nearby bareque drifts through the air." *Megalovania starts*

[@venomquill308]

To be fair, Asgore says the same thing. :3 I've seen them both say that line at least a half dozen times outside of a little repirion... ;)

[@grumpy_roo]

Oh my god I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that. No matter how many yrs go by, Undertale will forever be apart of my mind lol

[@savageuzumaki2518]

Undertale! Yass btw alphys and undyne are one of my otps

[@spencer9023]

"...why do i hear boss music?"

[@thomasevanko8434]

@@grumpy_roo Let's be honest, the soundtrack is the best part of Undertale. Yeah, the mechanics were unique and all but unique != Great.

[@DecemberSfy]

My favorite things I've learnt from this series: • I love that Mark absolutely simps over Craig • Nathan Sharp (NateWantsToBattle) is the VA for Craig • I definitely see a world where people ship Mark & Nate

[@teacup4561]

DADDIPLIER

[@sydneej7766]

No stop it... Just stop XD

[@matsuba3009]

squidnee 시드 네 daddy pls

[@jbutler1027]

👩👩🤣🤣🤣🤣p

[@stevenhurst8482]

Teacup4561 NOW ITS MOMMAIPLIER

[@serenity8462]

Teacup4561 .....

[@cecilygrace9355]

"looking good daddy, lookin good." me, in the middle of my living room: *wheeze*

[@squadfamx415]

**sees title** **who's your daddy flashbacks**

[@bellafetters4198]

MackenziieHagen

[@papapiplup]

okay i thought i was the only scared one

[@MJ.06]

Beginning of the game - Mark: *Intense "Z" sounds*

[@juggernaut8988]

2017 mark: Dating daddy’s 2019 Mark: *Dating Furries*

[@GtheCatLady]

Michael Erenbaum I just finished watching that one...

[@venomquill308]

I was watching the newest Unnus Annus video this afternoon and...

[@Megan-uu2fj]

ok but we can excuse blush blush it was for science!

[@Tintin-rd7yu]

@@GtheCatLady me too

[@Tintin-rd7yu]

@@GtheCatLady it was almost 2 hours!

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

I really hope there's "Step-Dad" DLC and one of them is Dan from Game Grumps.

[@SomeHeroAlex]

PowahSlap Entertainmint Dan already voices one of the dads in the game.

[@phayloren1024]

PowahSlap Entertainmint AGREED

[@robertevans1854]

either they or Ninja Sex Party informed me of this game on twitter

[@jaynator495]

PowahSlap Entertainmint bruh, how do you keep getting top comments... EVERY FREAKING WHERE

[@paradisehideaway7363]

*CAN PEOPLE HELP ME GET TO 4000 SUBS?????????👍 😎💪❤️😁⭐ 😊*

[@michaelcaramico7959]

Markiplier- the bestest, strongest, most gayest and fabulous dad out there.👌🏼💪🏼👍🏼

[@ainzooalgown6019]

Bestest? RIP Grammar

[@TheWorldOverElok]

Michael Caramico is mark gay?

[@404thegeek3]

Ink! Sans it's part of the joke

[@emmamarshall1364]

Dr.Goodvids sargeant maybe

[@daehnihc]

Dr.Goodvids sargeant nope.

[@beesalittlenerdbird5949]

I kinda want a whole video game that’s just you and Amanda hanging out and being goofy. It’s quite healing

[@ceeeal]

rewatching just to see marks continued thirst for craig

[@tatyanamarie233]

Celeste Elizabeth same 🤣

[@keelin6684]

SAMEEEEEE 😂

[@aliiirxsa4235]

Celeste Elizabeth Omg i thought i'm the only one😂

[@lostrawberryjimin623]

Celeste Elizabeth Who?

[@BE-NOT-AFRAID]

I KNOW RIGHT!😂

[@angelatheinternetscout8433]

"Pewdiepie is that you?"

[@jesusguzman5515]

AngelaTheOtaku yes

[@zaraelizabethcpo2511]

AngelaTheOtaku respec wamen

[@andystarling7013]

Dads,Daughters and Dogs are the only things that exist in that universe.

[@gloomie02]

Imani Salinas Also Mary don't forget Mary

[@asheresnoobprro8606]

Imani Salinas the 3 important D's

[@HungryArtBean]

you forgot the dick. tho im ace so what do i know.

[@kiiokotoriikitscrazyhesony8242]

Inani Salinas and sons. Can't forget sons. Joseph has a son.

[@kaiden897.8]

Inani Salinas what about darkipliers

[@cinnamonroll4773]

"I'm actually not a very hairy man." *2 truths 1 lie waxing edition unnus annus vid Ethan: "YOu hAIrY mAn!"