In defense of the "little squeaky toy" scene, every time we see a scene in a sci-fi horrorwhere a guy see something alien and thinks "oh i'm sure it's harmless" we call him an idiot. The alien saw a little thing making loud noises (god knows how he sees\hears it) in the middle of a fight against an alien being and it decided to be careful before realizing that it was completely harmless and kicking it away.
@41052 Жыл бұрын
Gah that part is literally so good
@adrd1232 Жыл бұрын
Greetings fellow user. I am saddened to inform you of the following information: as of now, we as a collective are currently unable to locate the whereabouts of the individual who asked.
@keepermovin5906 Жыл бұрын
@@adrd1232 I did
@JB-bm1to Жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@JonathanHayes-uz3ee Жыл бұрын
@@adrd1232 here I am. I asked. Thanks for looking.
@WynneL Жыл бұрын
The thing about the stuffed animal and squeaky toy--as was pointed out in this video, we don't know what that alien's homeworld is like, but I'm betting it's not exactly littered with skyscrapers. Chances are, it never saw a mechanized toy before. Maybe on its world, the smallest and cutest looking fluffy things have evolved the fiercest defenses. Sharp teeth, strong jaws, poison, telepathy... it could be anything, really. I actually think that's the one brilliant thing in this whole film: reflecting an alien mindset that humans can't fathom.
@AnEnormousNerd Жыл бұрын
I mean, to be fair.... at the end of the movie it's clear these things arrived here by spaceship. So their technology is massively more advanced than ours. Maybe this thing was just the stupidest member of its race, which is why it was naked and unarmed.
@alestorprime7962 Жыл бұрын
@@AnEnormousNerd or maybe it was so disappointed that someone would try this and they managed to slip away. Or it could have thought it was funny and let him go.
@D1mly Жыл бұрын
Right? Remember that scene from "War of the Worlds", where alien got spooked by a bicycle?
@hillarysemails16155 ай бұрын
Exactly. Seems like an armed drone, or the Soviet "anti-tank dogs" used in 1940s.
@Chaosqueenngami2 ай бұрын
Maybe it looks and sounds like it's version of Moopsy.
@eddieford9373 Жыл бұрын
The reason they keep using the mannequin unit is probably a budget reason. Survival tip: be in a movie with a decent budget.
@saintcynicism2654 Жыл бұрын
And pray that the extra funds weren't allocated for more brutal kills.
@eddieford9373 Жыл бұрын
@@saintcynicism2654 good point. Let's hope it's a pg-13 rated movie.
@sinner2133 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the military would’ve had way less issues transporting insanely dangerous bioweapons via DoorDash
@isayinyang93 Жыл бұрын
At this point I am waiting for a movie in which THAT is the actual plot and the protagonist take a piss at this trope
@WhitneyDahlin Жыл бұрын
I think we all know why the alien didnt end the girl right away. If i have learned anything from the internet it is that any and all aliens no matter what species immediately sprout tentacles the second they capture a helpless woman
@sinner2133 Жыл бұрын
@@WhitneyDahlin I…. I’m afraid I know what you’re talking about. And I fucking hate it.
@versebuchanan512 Жыл бұрын
Having watched my doordash driver once miss a turn, plow through someones fence and spin out into a ditch in their yard, then get a little "Delivery Canceled" notice a few minutes later, I wouldn't be sure about that.
@richardlong314 Жыл бұрын
It would get stolen
@blackarrow7988 Жыл бұрын
I would have chosen plan 3 because with plan 1 we don’t know if it actually will leave or not. For all we know, it could turn the storage facility into it’s personal hidy-hole and we’d just wait until we either died of starvation or we made a mistake that attracted the monster and it busted into our hiding spot Koolaid Man-style and killed us. At that point, fighting or sneaking our way out would be the only option. And like you said, we don’t know anything about it, so it could potentially be fairly plausible (of course it was but they wouldn’t have known that at the time) to nearly impossible to stealth it out of there. And as for the fighting option, at that point we wouldn’t have a handful of other people to help us, so fighting it would be extremely difficult if not impossible.
@isayinyang93 Жыл бұрын
Honestly at first I thought of that too! Like... What if the movie would have gone the route of the classic "hive mind alien" and it had started popping out eggs like bunny droppings and started to make the building into it's cozy nest? At the end of the movie I thought the manequin heads where going to be full of eggs, instead of it being an invasion
@themanwithnoname1839 Жыл бұрын
Fighting it wouldnt be far fetched, i personally would at least risk it, cuz it catches off guard, it doesent attack directly for the most part, not saying that means it wont or is weak but it does tell me that is must be squishy if anything
@HeisenbergFam Жыл бұрын
If you get attacked by an alien, say no, cant get attacked without your consent
@BallinSloth Жыл бұрын
Wish I knew this a month ago
@ThisAintGood. Жыл бұрын
This man is everywhere
@Nanomano2864 Жыл бұрын
You're a bloody genius 👏
@thegamewasriggedfromthestart Жыл бұрын
It certainly works Ask the swedes
@donnamurphy8551 Жыл бұрын
It depends on what the person is wearing. They shouldn't be dressing all sexy if they didn't want to get attacked by an alien.
@derekstevens7716 Жыл бұрын
Every time they went back to the mannequin unit I laughed very hard because I know it's for a budget reason but it's so funny to think of them always going there like it's the damn hall of justice
@johncressmanci Жыл бұрын
The big problem with #1 is time - and the need to naturally relieve yourself. IF the creature didn't possess ofactory senses good enough to pick up your scent, it would probably smell your waste and possible come to investigate - assuming it hung out that long. I think it's much more of a gamble than you think.
@A_Stereotypical_Heretic10 ай бұрын
Bro, with all the overwhelming smells of blood and body fluids after the slaughter starts, I doubt a little poop in the pants is gonna be life or death. 🤷 But that being said, I'd do everything in my power to hold it just in case
@johncressmanci10 ай бұрын
@@A_Stereotypical_Heretic While you might be right in a case of a HUMAN hunting you, a creature that possessed the ofactory senses of a dog would be able to smell through the other smells - unless they other smells were right on top of you. There are thousands - maybe hundreds of thousands - of smells in a forest but a dog can still track one specific smell. Just saying. It might be something to consider - maybe find some other sort of strong smell to mask it.
@A_Stereotypical_Heretic10 ай бұрын
@@johncressmanci well the human body generally disposes of it's waste during a violent death, so there is going to be poop and pee everywhere. Identifying one out of countless amounts is a challenge for any creature
@teflonpete Жыл бұрын
25:55 you can feel the anger in his voice for not being able to explain it in more detail 😂
@kyrohowe3156 Жыл бұрын
That is why I love his narration
@porkyorcy1715 Жыл бұрын
Every single video being as funny as the last, as long and detailed as the last and uploaded so damn fast is why this is my fav channel to binge watch every couple weeks 😍😍😍
@lilellajr6 ай бұрын
I swear these videos have me laughing all day 😂😂 I love it
@OcarinaOfTime Жыл бұрын
Poor Mickey keeps getting problems with aliens, even if he's not with the Doctor
@StevenMcSteve6 ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@rapiertapir5780 Жыл бұрын
I swear each of your videos you come up with one line that will be in my mind forever. "Ya don't go thinking that terrifying alien monster is going to change that 1 out 5 Yelp review I'm giving you."
@Platform246 Жыл бұрын
I hate you, for how many videos you've been blessing us with. I am never bored now
@gmfreeman4211 Жыл бұрын
If my dog runs into a spooky warehouse next to an open slime-splattered government lox box thing, you can bet your britches I'm running in after her.
@jaycol21 Жыл бұрын
Same. I’d probably be cussing my head off as I did, though, knowing how insane it was.
@starvoidish8703 Жыл бұрын
Love how all these how to bear boil down to : Be a sociopath
@Nanomano2864 Жыл бұрын
Alright check! What's step 2?
@donnamurphy8551 Жыл бұрын
A sociopath who is also a chemist or MacGyver
@starvoidish8703 Жыл бұрын
@@Nanomano2864 use friends and family as tools and get lucky
@SupaFlyJedi Жыл бұрын
Sociopath * with a firearm *
@starvoidish8703 Жыл бұрын
@@SupaFlyJedi true or get lucky
@spectre_official4994 Жыл бұрын
Nerd explains makes me feel like I can beat anything lmao
@slim_jimmothy Жыл бұрын
Knowing full well we would be dead near instant anyway
@spectre_official4994 Жыл бұрын
@@slim_jimmothyyeah most probably because either we wouldn't have the luck any of the protagonists have lmao
@camerong5358 Жыл бұрын
Nerd will be 1st one to die anyways
@msmcfly Жыл бұрын
Oh man, I wish he would cover "the block". Bloody epic especially considering the super low budget they had.
@themanwithnoname1839 Жыл бұрын
@@spectre_official4994yea but the protagonists do sane people shit most of the time lmfao, like for example checkin if guns are loaded
@Milloeuf Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but if there's one dumb decision I will always do, it's to follow my dog if it runs somewhere it shouldn't D: Couldn't live with myself if I let it vanish like that
@notyetawomen5257 Жыл бұрын
Same buddy, if my pet got murdered by that alien, I wouldn’t hesitate to go John wick on its ass.
@msmcfly Жыл бұрын
I know my girl would be there for me no matter what (although haven't had a chance to test her abilities alien yet ...) but yeah, of course I'd back her up too if she took off into a super-sus crash site ❤
@cherricandy Жыл бұрын
Depends on the monster for me, if it’s something I thought I could take in a fight, I’d go after my cat. If it’s a zombie or an alien creature? Sorry, I guess I have to get a new one 🤷♂️
@nicholasogburn77464 ай бұрын
I might try running to get my dog to run WITH me. Otherwise, that fucker is getting the pack tactics treatment.
@SandyLuis-l2n16 күн бұрын
@cherricandy lmaooo foreal...somebody gotta tell the story happened
@FizzyKattLIVE Жыл бұрын
wake up babe Nerd Explains just posted
@zacktheslayer6564 Жыл бұрын
@@donaldpatterson-zg3pl little do you know, they *are* the babe
@FizzyKattLIVE Жыл бұрын
@@donaldpatterson-zg3pl you're making me CACKLE bro 😭😭
@FizzyKattLIVE Жыл бұрын
@@zacktheslayer6564 You're to real for this 😍😍
@Preus-by8ru Жыл бұрын
This is like a live action SCP containment breach movie.
@semeionsho Жыл бұрын
Nerd now uploads every day. Man's dopamine hit is on a loop. Great work, master.
@Idkplsam Жыл бұрын
I love videos about these kinds of horror movies with weird monsters .
@BLMWLDM-ic6cc11 ай бұрын
0:31 The cigarette censor 😂
@onetoomany5894 Жыл бұрын
Huge thanks and respect for pumping out so many top quality videos
@bsgnerd Жыл бұрын
I have listened to a lot of these and this is your best one so far!
@storytsunami Жыл бұрын
Nice to see Mickey from Doctor Who playing a major role in this flick :D.
@atomaraffe Жыл бұрын
Man, 4 videos this week, it's a blast!
@run-a-milekyle3835 Жыл бұрын
One thing to consider, from the characters pov, you don’t know how many aliens may or may not have been in that container.
@ShaneUrso Жыл бұрын
I love at 15:56 Nerd trys to stop himself from giggling
@MartinsGarage978 ай бұрын
Man one of my favorite youtubers.
@marthaelenabrenesorozco2953 Жыл бұрын
IT'S INCREDIBLE I've been looking for this movie for years, I saw the trailer only once and I didn't pay attention to the name, I could only remember a group of people trapped in a warehouse with a monster THANK YOU
@BloodHoundPL Жыл бұрын
Maybe this alien is some kind of alien animal, not the actual race currently invading Earth. It doesn't seem intelligent enough to build a spaceship like that, it even doesn't try to communicate with people. Maybe this is why it was interested in wound-up toy? I love the humour on this channel :D
@deezmusic2062 Жыл бұрын
Dude I love your videos. There’s something about your writing, delivery, and cadence that just makes your videos so much more fun than other trying to do the same thing. You are up there with Dartigan and Jeremy for me. I’ve binged all your videos and I have to ask, how is it you’ve done Dead Silence but not Darkness Falls. I know all the main characters live in that one but I’d love to see your take.
@Repcak2k1 Жыл бұрын
I think that with option 1 we wouldn't actually need to ever risk going out. If we stole food from vending machine, we could last quite long and I suspect that the military won't just leave the alien be and make themselves another one. They would probably go on searching for it and I suppose they would eventually stumble across the magazine within the crash radius with multiple dead bodies.
@RoseMagpie Жыл бұрын
Captain hook and mikey in a movie? Lets go🎉
@gabriella.andreatt5530 Жыл бұрын
Nerd explains thank you I absolutely love your videos ❤❤❤❤
@SashaSGraham Жыл бұрын
I need a How To Beat X Nerd Explains crossover
@victoriaw4142 Жыл бұрын
You have been firing these off left and right and I am excited to catch up! Keep it up you're doing awesome 😊
@Breelik Жыл бұрын
You could probably try to devise sound traps in a location that you can observe safely. That way you could at least figure out if this thing is good at hearing if not something to work with if it is. Then maybe you can lure it somewhere and escape.
@netherdominater9960 Жыл бұрын
Just a small note: just because the alien made it to earth doesn’t mean its the one who piloted the ship here. For all we know this Jack the Ripper abomination is the alien equivalent of a pet dog, and all the UFOs being spotted in the sky are intergalactic animal control preparing to take Fido back home.
@ThisAintGood. Жыл бұрын
Kinda weird that an Alien Predator can also be a human if you think about it
@ShiningDarknes Жыл бұрын
And why is that? You may need to think a little harder. Don’t hurt yourself though.
@JesusChrist-ey9qt Жыл бұрын
I think your definition of “think” isn’t what everyone else’s is
@ThisAintGood. Жыл бұрын
@@JesusChrist-ey9qt How?
@ShiningDarknes Жыл бұрын
@@ThisAintGood. Why?
@ThisAintGood. Жыл бұрын
@@ShiningDarknes When?
@Skyren1222 Жыл бұрын
The squeaky toy sound effect on the okd guy’s sacrifice footage almost killed me when I choked on my water from laughing so hard
@bricecass2208 Жыл бұрын
bro you been dropping gems like crazy all month ima have to check through to see if i missed any but just seeing dude get hit in the head with the chair was enough for me
@Thevlid3 Жыл бұрын
Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme.(It also has a cool underwater scene).I am asking for the forty first time and will continue asking.
@XxPunxunite Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good movie to cover
@msmcfly Жыл бұрын
@TK yes please!
@itsstealz3159 Жыл бұрын
That girl could have just hid in the container the monsters were in because they aren’t likely to come back to their primary point. Especially when trying to hunt humans.
@itsstealz3159 Жыл бұрын
If it were world ending, I wouldn’t personally need a companion. I could always make a fire and eat the dog if I genuinely had to. It seems big enough to have a controlled fire in aswell.
@terrafletcher1930 Жыл бұрын
"With nothing to lose?? It's not like his whole family dead." He was raised by his blind grandma who tripped and broke her neck when he was 14 and has been living alone ever since and his girlfriend ran off with some dangerous guy and left him as a murder suspect over her year long disappearance! 😂 Poor Micky.
@takeandbakejake3271 Жыл бұрын
I *thought* that was the same actor
@alexzhelezov2895 Жыл бұрын
Bro this guy pumping out videos love it man keep it up 👍
@aurasight5294 Жыл бұрын
5:30 That comment hit hard because I was just dumped and replaced by the guy I wasn’t supposed to worry about 💀
@daisbelief Жыл бұрын
i just binged all your vids and now i have another HALLELUJAH
@gustavopaez2444 Жыл бұрын
Great video as always, you should cover the Spanish Horror Movie Darkness (2002) It stills make me sleep all covered up with my magical blanket to keep scary dark beings from my room.
@darkxemjas2910 Жыл бұрын
How do you defeat the Alien Hunter? Just summon a monster card with more than 1600 ATK points. And make sure that you have some counters to any trap cards the opponent might've set. ..........Oh, wait. That's not a Yugioh card we're talking about. This is a different Alien Hunter. Sorry, but I don't know how to beat this monster then.
@thunderchild1083 Жыл бұрын
Who says you have to beat it? Maybe you could just invite it back home for a cuppa tea
@linkholder Жыл бұрын
@@thunderchild1083the meal or the drink?
@ZedReddo Жыл бұрын
Always good when you post
@datnoob4394 Жыл бұрын
Bro its London, keeping a butter knife in a storage unit is probably a felony.
@frankoconnell6745 Жыл бұрын
Either Nerd has figured out the effects of cocaine or his work ethic has been turned up to 1000.
@msmcfly Жыл бұрын
Don't do drugs kids... but if you're going to, make sure you get the good shit.
@LivingHe11 Жыл бұрын
Knowing the way planes are now the alien was probably flying coach when some guy punched it in the back of the head for taking the last bag of peanuts and the fight that was started brought down the plane.
@saltymisfit65668 ай бұрын
“I am running away but I prefer to call it a strategic retreat.” Tennessee Williams
@staceyd8397 Жыл бұрын
just do the “no no” dance and it’ll back off, it’s universal
@SaffronicSaffron Жыл бұрын
I feel like dogs running into danger is kinda getting old now. I mean honestly wouldn't dogs run away in real life. Might be a better sonario. dog running away, dragging human along. monster Still catches up to them.
@caia-moon Жыл бұрын
The commentary on this one cracked me up great job 😂
@niccalee Жыл бұрын
I'd lean towards plan 1 or 2. But I'd probably alert everyone before I hid. Unless someone I cared about was there. That would really change things.
@philipallen47776 ай бұрын
My praise to rge director for their incredible sense for accurate details for just how affective the National Gaurd is in warzones lol!! We Marines appreciate the National gardens for their productive donations to mission success in the form of: all supplies, ammo, weaponry, gas and functional radio. I salute you! Hahahahaha!!!! Im just playing, we love you!!
@harryhealey4298 Жыл бұрын
3:10 we’d all like to think we’d make the smart choices. But if my dogs ran off, I’m going after them no matter what. I’d save my dogs before I save myself, get them to safety. My dogs aren’t big enough to get out of their lead anyway (whippets).
@adin2254 Жыл бұрын
I love this channel
@just_saying__ Жыл бұрын
With those fireworks they only need a 1.5 inch pipe to make a bazooka lol
@ninjasheep7492 Жыл бұрын
Im taking option 1. Im the best at hide and seek, literally had the cops called cause people were afraid i was kidnapped despite still being in the playing area.
@nimamossayebi6626 Жыл бұрын
@cookiecomments846 Жыл бұрын
I would try to get on the roof to get out, or try to build something to get over the fence.
@TotallynotEzekiel Жыл бұрын
The rocket puppy was the worst jump scare of the entire movie
@alexd9134 Жыл бұрын
Bro is on that sigma grindset
@midwesternexplorer9339 Жыл бұрын
Ahh the power of hindsight.
@rollingwithmoore Жыл бұрын
I’ll go with option 3 because eventually the alien would find me and use my spleen as a jumping rope after it does a fatality from MK on the others
@JackShen10 ай бұрын
lol Handi-Man, those skits were great. There's no way that would fly today. I miss TV like 'In Living Color'.
@wardstyle9184 Жыл бұрын
Just saw Blood Vessel. Great movie but I kind of heard your voice in my head just laying into their poor decisions.
@spiffy2763 Жыл бұрын
Awww yis nerd is back with another banger. Keep it up man!❤
@Ch50304 Жыл бұрын
Oh, it is captain hook from OUAT. I love him.
@RiderCruise Жыл бұрын
Ok, Which one of you equipped Nerd with the KZbin equivalent of DMC Turbo Mode? Cause these videos are coming out faster than I can react.
@TheDominomi Жыл бұрын
18:22 what a great way to transition into the sponsor xD
@Kana0211 Жыл бұрын
The people who say first are the type to abandon their frienrs in bad situations
@Evil_Treefrog Жыл бұрын
Nerd explains is a W how to beat type channel.
@WitchDoctorLarry Жыл бұрын
Is there any way to watch your videos uncensored?
@abrahamwashington8579 Жыл бұрын
Probably on Patreon I think if your a member it's uncensored
@simpbeforeusleep Жыл бұрын
Your jabs at London are as good as the movie
@makeda6530 Жыл бұрын
I remember catching my Mom halfway through the movie, she said it was crazy. I’d forgotten about it.
@darkonekosuke2 Жыл бұрын
Option 1 also let's you keep an eye out for weapons in case it does attack
@justacrystal5676 ай бұрын
I can never look at Noel Clarke (Charlie) without immediately thinking of “Mickey the idiot!” From Dr Who.
@garfusa2 Жыл бұрын
In the uk they call a leash a lead instead. Well I do anyway. Love your work man keep it up.
@ironwar1863 Жыл бұрын
I think for the guy who got away when it was killing the IT guy I would have seen if i could rig a trap for when it opens the door like get that vending machine you talked about and get it to lean on the door so when it opens it falls on the monster and forces it down the stairs giving us a good chanse of crushing it and if it survived that its now pinned by it and we can keep adding whight on top of it to keep it stuck till help came or it collopes the stairs and it loses it way up to us from the basement. As for moving the vending machine those units should have rented dollies that we can use to move it fast enought to the door way so while help would make it faster doing it by your self is also possible.
@Leeharvey.Oswald8938 ай бұрын
I know it's an old video but right when the repair man got got in the basement idk why they wouldn't barricade the door then start a small contained fire there's plenty of clothing and cardboard so bring them in a bathroom which 9/10 will have sprinklers and fire alarms as to deter vagrants from smoking or if there's an electrical fire or rogue pyro. Once those alarms start blaring put out the fire and wait for Fire rescue once you see the fire lights or hear the sirens restart the fire they'll have to come in to put it out and firemen have a variety of ways to enter a locked building once they open an accessible Entrance /exit the noise will attract the monster and once you hear the commotion exit through the hole they cut out for you.
@bekleedee Жыл бұрын
Hey! That's Mickey! He should know how to deal with aliens after all the time he spent with the doctor
@Molldogwalker Жыл бұрын
Mickey and Captain Hook in one movie!
@Bodharas Жыл бұрын
How to? Use charlie as sacrifice to your new alien overlords and let them know your allegiance.
@misternibbles7426 Жыл бұрын
That moment when you are caught in a horror movie, in a place where you are required to register kitchenware. Good luck Limeys.
@Ebi.Adonkie Жыл бұрын
Your option 1 is definitely the best option
@Yoshi-Wise10 ай бұрын
Option 0: Don't go to work next to a crashed airplane or into a building that can automatically lock you inside. Bonus: Don't use a storage unit with a false ceiling
@entertheunknown3554 Жыл бұрын
If you have cutters that can open the chains, why not cut the shutter?
@theatre721 Жыл бұрын
Oh hai, Mark
@keetontrudell5287 Жыл бұрын
I know nerd explains doesn’t do tv, but I think LOSTs pilot episode would make a solid how to beat/ survive
@PuPuChangg Жыл бұрын
23:24 can never be too careful
@jakeking974 Жыл бұрын
Oh hey, it's Mickey, I haven't seen him in years! Probably because I don't watch a lot of British television lol
@k.c4180 Жыл бұрын
That mannequin room has the gotta be the wildest scenes of stupidity I’ve ever seen
@aidenwalker7633 Жыл бұрын
When nerd explains said scav run I lit up
@camokiler Жыл бұрын
It's weird to see him rip on someone for leaving people to die when that's 100% his survival strat.
@TayTayGrace03 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a how to beat Vivarium (2019)!