HOW TO CHURCH (Garry's Mod Murder)

[@LnPPersonified]

Minx: "In the NAME-UH! Uv-a JEEZUS!" Adam: "Gyuh gyuh gyuh SATAN!"

[@catalinaga]

***** No need to be a dick about it..

[@Hutts]

Poor Satan, he's trapped in Nanners

[@GravyBoat1]

ah ha ha, i saw whatchu did der

[@dw6nvf]

even Satan cant handle the dark forces that dwell with in the Nanners

[@DemonLordMudkip]

Satan came in Nanners. He beat Jesus to the punch.

[@dw6nvf]

Rick Winkelman Tenacious D style he lost the rock off challenge

[@dw6nvf]

I like how they just gave up on the objective of the game and fuck around

[@HardenJID]

I like on how they can do whatever they want and don't care what you have to say

[@bellamee2775]

iman Last Pretty sure dw6nvf said a good thing, not a bad.

[@OmnihexGames]

It's great when that happens on regular servers. I won a file stacking contest, so my team wasn't murdered. However, I suck whenever I play catch the knife, a game where the knife is thrown upwards into the air and the bystanders try to catch it. I never caught it ):

[@linoventura2963]

iman Last Pretty sure he is an overreacting fanboy

[@Derfman13]

OmnihexGames My pal's dedicated server had an early morning romp when all of us went through italy delivering oranges to the rest of the server at 4 in the morning.

[@chilledchaos]

Talk about Jesus on KZbin...and youre going to have a bad time

[@TUCHENZ]

***** Talk about Allah on KZbin and you will be stoned

[@rochellealansmithee7966]

I see that you're having 100 percent fun... aaaannnnd it's gone.

[@zbl8621]

CriousGamers (Chill

[@TheTrueDeadFingers]

"Someone buy him a treadmill he's gotta get exercised." Well, lol.

[@GlitterGirlAngel]

I really hate it when Seananners is just having fun and joking around and people in the comments have to make a HUGE deal about it. "how dare you make fun of jesus and christianity! you've offended me and every christian and your going to hell!" dude! their JOKING! I'm a Christian and i wasn't offended at all! I just saw it as seananners having fun with his friends so stop being so freaking serious and TAKE A JOKE! Anyways, enough of my random rant. Awesome video Nanners!

[@I_like_Batman]

Not that I'm arguing with you, but other people have their own opinions. So really they can say anything they want, or be offended. I could be offended by your comment for no reason if I wanted to. Well anyway have a good day.

[@JaitsuStudios]

I like batman Hving an opinion and having a valid opinion are two completely different things.

[@Cryptic243]

I like batman she didn't say they couldn't express their opinions, she said to learn to take a joke, your comment wasn't relevant at all...

[@hchambers150]

Religion IS a joke, though... Have you seen those American TV programmes where they're all in their church? Biggest cults in the world.

[@SuperUnunquadium]

Hchambers150 It's not a cult if there're enough people behind it making pouty faces about their beliefs not being taken seriously.

[@FilhoDeSkyrim]

"In the name of Jesus!" - Minx 2014 10/10

[@FilhoDeSkyrim]

Glebinator I meant like the way she said it, the accent.

[@Peter-in4do]

I thought it was funny.

[@universalhearts]

Amen bruhder. Let's see how many bruhders can like dis

[@FilhoDeSkyrim]

Elijah T. A. Amen BRODAH!

[@Mabra51]

Glebinator Yes it is.

[@copycatshadow3627]

When I heard Minx trying to exorcise Seananners, i couldn't stop laughing

[@HaemDream]

Better voice acting than Gassy.

[@ean_0]

Minx-IN THE NAME OF THE UH JESUS!! Nanners-GUH,GUH SATAN!!!!!!! *stabs minx*

[@LordVader1094]

I CALL PERSECUTION!

[@KikonSketches]

Ean Barrett I loved that part too

[@thegamecrasherthemastergam8485]

You can hear Chilled' s sudden change from fear to laughter in his voice.

[@KieronSFF]

Dunno why I jumped when the train came xD

[@rowinwan1]

So I'm not the only one... :P

[@siddery8080]

Hhaha, I shit myself also haha.

[@LimitedWard]

Because Jesus came into you at that moment.

[@siddery8080]

Oh god no, please, awhh

[@Rianna1310]

I watched this in the dark. Let's blame that xD

[@nicostellaa]

Adam could seriously pass as satan

[@SephirothLionheart]

I love that his answer was "Oh Thanks" like he was being given a mars bar XD

[@FANDELDED2]

Jesus comes into everyone. Book of Adam 19:15

[@bwcmakro]

But Adams vids only last 3 minutes...

[@oc40mg82]

Killjoy yea wish his vids were longer

[@tomh9623]

Killjoy what a fitting name...

[@tomh9623]

Killjoy what a fitting name...

[@ScorchedEclipse]

Killjoy the 19:15 part is like chapter 19 verse 15 in the book of Adam, not the video

[@Areusupercereal_]

Nanners is the best! :D

[@ruesgardenlofi]

I lost it when Minx said, "In the name of Jesus."

[@BleuFire50]

"We can let him come inside of us" XD

[@MrJ158n]

Cum*

[@BleuFire50]

EEW, you dirty mind, you!

[@mawllly]

Lord Nightmare ... I mean. That was the joke. The joke was that it was a dirty joke.

[@mawllly]

FarmerMildred SeaNanners made a joke about cumming inside of Jesus in the video. That was the joke. Also, not sure if using old overused le epic may-mays, or trolling...

[@wally7ish]

May I say no shit we all heard

[@CoccheSaurus]

Have you accepted Nanners as your lord and savior?

[@morganmememachine466]

No, but I've accepted him as our master and Satan.

[@CoccheSaurus]

Benjamin Moore thanks Mr. Freeman

[@adrianadkins9277]

Shrek is my lord and savior, shrek is love, shrek is life.

[@jackie-chan69]

Morgan Freeman Well, this is awkward...

[@soupkitchen467]

i have accepted Cthulhu as my lord and savior

[@ElysianCloud]

423 Christians were offended

[@kennethbowman3784]

For your information...its 438

[@StaticYouTubeGaming]

Make that 439

[@GittaHulkk]

MrRoundtree18 441!

[@fh_azrael]

im a christian and im not affended

[@Walmart193]

Wrong! 445

[@Milistaier]

Okay, what the fuck happened right before the ending when Adam just flew through the roof taken by the demons... WHAT!?

[@raunomattila5102]

its called NOCLIP if you have Gmod you would know what it is

[@tehRedRunner]

Rauno Mattila I didn't think he could do that in Murder, but i guess that that is either not blocked, or Adam just found a workaround.

[@raunomattila5102]

i think he was the one who made the server so he can give himself the power to use noclip

[@Nomad547]

RedHachi it doesnt matter what gamemode it is...the host can always use console commands ..:p

[@kohi6802]

Rauno Mattila Or if you've played cs games

[@someelbowgeese]

"Please get Adam out of that poor woman's body." Literally spat out my food, well played Chilled

[@LastStandBro]

One day,every youtuber will have his own church. And if I don't see a nanners mosaic on a religious building,I'm gonna pity society...

[@ToyEmpir3]

But goldglove is atheist

[@JonThomas92]

Then goldglove will have a restaurant named to commemorate his honor

[@SilentToastHD]

Someone is for surely animating this, I mean this is gold!

[@justabouteverything9603]

Minx is the best priest ever.

[@WalkingDeadKiller]

IN THE NAME!!! OFA JESUS!

[@peach1205]

GYUGAGYUGA SATAN!!

[@sliferdude42]

That last clip was too good!

[@brynkeller4387]

WOOOOWW, stealing a user picture from the default xBox live ones, thats low.

[@hamburgalerbob6211]

Bryn Keller says the man with no user picture at all

[@brynkeller4387]

hamburgaler bob Says the guy with no user picture at all. We're a fine band of hypocrites, arent we?

[@lexusrenzmelendrez6720]

Chilled: "Alpha... body of Christ" Nanners: " Oh thanks XD" that cracked me up lol XD

[@xerx3s595]

Chilled's puns are amazing XD

[@SGTTango]

Lmao as soon I turn on the video Adam looks stoned.

[@michaelohagan6668]

"Do we all have to collectively come into Jesus?" hahaha

[@MarkSuperNut]

Nanners is love. Nanners is life.

[@RedSkyGriffon]

Adams face when he was getting exorcised by Minx XD

[@pkennybear]

exercise.

[@neonal18]

"Gggghggggh- Satan!" -Adam "SeaNanners" Montoya, 2014

[@wraith9449]

Gyug Gyuga Satan! - The most demonic chant known to man.

[@VadersMyUncle]

"in the name of .....Jesus!" *pulls out knife* "KIKIJIKI SATAN!

[@JoviaI1]

Danggg, Chilled was on fire with the jokes that session.

[@lucasberry7728]

When will the universe fall out of balance you might ask? When Adam's gray shirts get casted into a volcano.

[@W0lff]

let's church w/ seananners

[@Tietokone102]

I wish nanners made videos like Gassy once in a while. 10-15 min videos of their shenanigans in a game.

[@koregamer1996]

The power of Satin - I mean Jesus compels you! XD

[@gumiho8984]

Satin is an ultra-fine fabric.... Do you mean "Satan?"

[@GuitarChoddar]

Exo Fox Nope, he meant satin. Hail Satin! Supreme Overlord of all Fabrics!

[@koregamer1996]

Exo Fox I did mean Satan, but that joke GuitarChoddar made was pretty good.

[@scaratylobsidian8830]

GuitarChoddar I will hail Satin once it rains velvet.

[@Killernaut16]

the fuck is satin fucking clothing designs

[@skullheart3939]

"Gyuk Gyuk Satan" Catchphrase of the year.

[@bertmccert]

Pffff that was hardly a rocket launch. Neil, Lance, and Stretch Armstrong would be disappointed.

[@IroniMan100]

I like my Churches how i like my toast. Burnt.

[@MrNotThatFamous]

1:53 this looks way worst than i expected lol

[@SMASHsmus]

Fucking hell mate. You are annoying.

[@Sunbro413]

Adam: "Someone help me I'm possessed by satan!" Chilled: "Someone get Adam out of that poor girl's body." XD

[@Akito0110]

"Jesus comes into you." Well alright then.

[@TheWardog6650]

0:14 "Maybe if we open our eyes to Jesus maybe he'll come inside of us." (Look at adam's eyes XD XD XD) #Imdead

[@michaelk9080]

Going to space must be a BARREL full of adventure

[@MrTJPAS]

I feel like someone being possessed by Adam would create more chaos than they would if they were possessed by the devil

[@LtDavidB312]

Can I just say that the thumbnail for this video is my favorite out of all the ones you've had done thus far? So much WIN!

[@HaemDream]

Plot twist: Satan is possessed by Nanners.

[@MusclesAreMagic]

Miss the good ol times

[@uberpanzerfurry0gaming620]

1:07 made me cry so hard XD

[@brigexplosion]

"You killed me and now I'm really bummed" *plop* I'm so weak from this video XD

[@gigglykatieman]

How the fuck did Nanners fly up in the end? It was so fucking funny.

[@TheMaceygirl08]

"IN THE NAME.. OF J-JESUS" Ah Minx, you kill me 😂

[@biwiwi]

I suppose its fine to make fun of christianity but the moment you say something bad about Islam its the end of the world

[@MateImDeepInnit]

SuperShowtimeGames in what way? People make fun of Christianity all the time and nothing happens. People make fun of muslims and they get called racist. Not hypocritical, more like the truth.

[@jakeoslin7265]

Zach Guidry There is no hippocracy in your post at all. I believe that it's true.

[@cooltwomeful]

Truth

[@nathanfilbert6652]

That's pretty much how it is. SuperShowtimeGames, hypocrisy is a trait that describes how someone will say one thing but then do the other. The device that Zach used is called hyperbole.

[@JoeMama-tp6cq]

its because the world is changing, and people don't care about Christianity as much as they used to. but if you look at how the world is changing, you can see that the bible is actually telling the truth. but of course you don't believe me, I understand

[@ChaosMieter]

Minx: "In the name..of THA JEZUZ!" Nanners: "gegeja SATAN!" Nanners: *kills Minx* Nanners: "...I don't think it worked."

[@AttisSoul]

Y'all need Nanners

[@tacituskilgore3941]

Adam your videos are good they last 180 seconds but they're good

[@shadoxir]

I'm Christian and I found this slightly offensive. But nevertheless it's super hilarious and entertaining. And this is the internet. Who the hell cares what I think, Right? It's okay to criticize or mock if you feel like it. Freedom Of Speech, bitches!

[@shadoxir]

Sheez, thank you for your opinion. Also, have a great day buddy. =)

[@shadoxir]

***** Slightly offended. Everyone gets offended it's just the degree of feeling it. I'm not complaining though, people can say what they want to man. #MakeLoveNotWar

[@Charmainemaps]

I agree i take christianity seriously

[@Outcrow]

It's okay to get offended. It's your feelings anyway.

[@MarisZadinans]

Shadoxir now, how can you be religious? do you have eyes to see the reality of no actual god? no? well, you are kinda fucked your life in the ass.

[@scott656]

I love how u can grab the Ragdoll's. XD

[@skippywolf3779]

Funny thing is about science; even if you believe in it or not. Its always real

[@WhiteNinja09]

Funny thing about science; it agree and explains a lot of theology.

[@samowens8089]

Same for God...

[@HaemDream]

Sam Owens LOL JKs!

[@NuclearFallout321]

Sam Owens stupid.

[@haryman222]

Sam Owens prove it. science has proof, god does not. It's Russel's teapot: I can say there is a teapot floating in space somewhere between mars and earth orbiting the sun. Now who's job is it to prove that that teapot exists? same goes with God

[@AstroMusicz203]

I like SeaNanners's videos before I even watch them

[@SlashRules228]

The poor believers. Tell me about how much it was wrong and hurtful

[@HaemDream]

I CRI EVRITIEM

[@jordanah]

so its wrong they believe and are offended. smh. dumbass.

[@HaemDream]

Jordin Hill A fisherman casts his line into the sea. On it is a big juicy worm. A hapless fish comes along, and taking the bait, is caught. Hook, line, sinker. You are that fish Jordin. Always remember that. YOU ARE A FISH JORDIN. A FISH. FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD. -Bruce the shark

[@jordanah]

FarmerMildred Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? -Joker

[@xupPer22]

Actually, scrap "poor". Fuck them.

[@BE-fw1lr]

That joke about Orlando was spot on:P

[@eatthechickenyum]

Im jesus and i found this offensive.

[@pamelathoo3064]

No you're mc kitty

[@morganmememachine466]

pamela thoo Mc Kitty is our Grand Master and Ruler of all Galaxies. And *all your base now belong to us*.

[@WolfWraithGames]

Nanners is probably the only KZbinr I watch who I can give a like before the video finishes.

[@davidhammon3858]

Lol the ending

[@sardsvib]

"I know that it's weird that a church wants to talk about sexuality" Not unless you're a little boy.

[@jeffthekiller3664]

God? I prefer to think I am God…because I AM! SMILE :)

[@PoisonSmile101]

Go to sleep...

[@PoisonSmile101]

***** It's strange isn't it? Well, it's time for my weekly glasgow smile treatment. See ya.

[@PoisonSmile101]

Eddy Alvarado If he did, they would be snuff films.

[@pixelcat5159]

:)

[@playboy123457]

One can not be smile but smile

[@JakesRealm]

"The Body of Christ" "Aw, thanks!" xD

[@HaemDream]

Minx's voice acting tho.

[@Kalology]

"You didn't consider my feeeellings." Could be the headline for Nanners' channel... xD

[@json.]

0:59 I laughed so hard at Chilled's joke there.

[@weswilliams6936]

Ha! Congratulations on 1024 videos! Get it? Get it, computer enthusiasts?

[@amazingkool]

I do like that over the course of the entire first page of comments there isn't a single person who was legitimately offended, and there were plenty of people complaining about the people being offended.

[@snigelosenap]

There's no hatred in this video, only in the comments... These youtubers are obviously not looking to offend anyone. If we put a total ban on making fun of religion, then we have basically gone back to the medievals. I, for one, know that there's a lot of religious people who did in fact like this video without being "blasphemous". :C

[@Brotato1005]

I love you Nanners. Please don't ever die before I do.

[@vivikins837]

More like How Not to Church.

[@aRogueCarrot]

"But now it's time to go to space." brb dying

[@S.AgentGadriel7369]

So, it's confirmed that Nanners is the devil. As if that wasn't already fact.

[@GenkinTheGoat]

Adam's facial expressions are the best lmao

[@Lahrkin]

I don't even see anyone that is offended. All i see is "i'm christian and i'm not offended"

[@WhiteNinja09]

I'm Christian and not offended enough to really bitch about it, haha

[@clan567]

"Alfa, the body of Christ" "Oh, thanks!" "No, you're supposed to say Amen"

[@Resetable]

Does anyone else notice chilled has a thing for making religious references lol

[@GingerDwarf]

xD The no clip at the end was hilarious

[@ThePenguinExpress]

I'm a Christian and I find this funny

[@samowens8089]

If you were a Christian, you would not find someone mocking Jesus funny...

[@tm0446]

He's probably a Christian, but not a super serious Christian.

[@enderlegacy5975]

Same, I am not offended in the slightest. However I am saddened by this, ill pray for then though.

[@WhiteNinja09]

Ender Legacy THIS. This right here. I feel the exact same way. I've followed Nanners and been a sub for years and always cringe when they mock Christianity, or any religion for that matter.

[@WhiteNinja09]

I'm a Christian, Catholic, and I find some of this funny. A little over the top and dumb when you mix sexual talk with Jesus, lord and savior to many. Kiiiiiiinda a thin line you're walking when you joke like that. And then satirize the Holy Eucharist and Communion...

[@MrCadaaa]

Best Mod Murder video EVA!

[@Unholyfoam7]

How do I religion?

[@johnchaser7369]

1) Hate everything 2) ??? 3) Profit

[@kld0093]

not in the internet

[@DavideProfilo1]

Son Goku made my day

[@DarkNoddy]

Step 1: cheat on your husband Step 2: Say that the child is the son of god

[@CaptainOfGames]

1) Make claims 2) Support them with no evidence at all

[@ZaidIdris]

This is the best Nanners has put up in a long time xD

[@ThatOneSlowking]

Nanners Christ?

[@Bambuswaldninja]

Nanners, I FRICKING love you. And your friends, too.

[@ChaosContained]

Not trying to start any arguments here, just stating an opinion. I believe that KZbinrs should stay away from controversial topics like race, religion, ethnicity, etc. I think it'll keep the arguing in the comment section to a minimum. And here's a question to all the Christians, like myself, who watched this video : What EXACTLY did you expect when you clicked on this video? I know I looked at the title and thought, "it must be hell in the comment section right now." And I was right. Now here's a message to all the secular, possibly atheist, people trying to poke fun at Christians for getting upset: We Christians share the same religion but we all have different interpretations on the Bible and different thoughts on the scripture. We all aren't the same. Not all of us get offended. Not all of us are intolerant to homosexuality. We believe it's a sin, yes, but not all of us believe that whoever is homosexual is a bad person. I'm hoping most of his Christian viewers were smarter than I was and stayed away from this video to avoid getting offended. And one final message to everyone reading this comment - I'm sorry for my rant and please don't start or add to any arguments. Seananners posted this for laughs. Let's keep it that way. Peace. ❤️

[@jospehhishon3341]

You are the only person to get it right.

[@ChaosContained]

I feel like most of the people that come to the comment section on videos like this are just trying to get into an argument with strangers, hoping to irritate them until they give up, and call it a "win". People like that irritate me, but I can't exactly judge those who thought "Christians suck" because most of us now a days have lost touch with what it's like to be a true follower of Christ. Not to spread hate, intolerance, racism, and prejudice, but to love your neighbor as yourself, whomever that may be. It doesn't matter if he(or she) is black, white, Asian, Latino, Indian, gay, bi, straight, whatever. Love your neighbor as you would yourself. Treat others how you want to be treated. It makes me sick how people view Christianity, and then to pass on those views to the next generation. Christians, get your act together. Put your hatred aside. Follow Christ. *sigh* Well, that felt good to get off my chest. Peace.

[@ChaosContained]

Jacob Young The bible doesn't say why it is a sin, but faith is all about believing that God knows best, even when you don't have all the answers. And I don't see how Alzheimers has anything to do with this.

[@riverbirch2503]

"GYKGYUKGYKGYUK SATAN!" - SeNanners 2014.

[@KIPERFuN]

Some one needs to animate 0:59 to 2:05 in sfm or something

[@Cr4zyCh1ld23]

The power of Nanners compels you!!!

[@SupervisorTheo333]

You used noclip?

[@thejellycraftproject815]

This would be a good animation

[@dubstepman00]

one comedic video involving Christianity and everyone starts arguing. Everyone stay away from the comments section..... THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING!!

[@enderlegacy5975]

I like reading it, I see all this chatter about "butt hurt christians" but I dont see any comments of such. Also, to be fair adding religion to a video without a bit of joke prodding wouldnt sit well with the fans. I wouldnt see why anyone would be offended by this...unless sone aspect was to hard to swallow? So what if they dont know the correct stuff...they never claim to be religious.

[@Wizi3lizz]

"In da name! Of a jesus!" **gets stabbed** I laughed so hard, that voice was perfect for that LOL.