Random Rising Storm 2: Vietnam Bullshittery (part 1)

All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Sources:
6:49 - The Babadook (2014)
3:29 & 5:55 - Art assets by /u/TwistieZ on reddit.

[@brown56765]

Soviet: "Don't be racist" Also Soviet: "This is Ho Chi Minh, inventor of instant noodles. Konichiwa"

[@juggmkj]

I really can't get enough of people repeating quotes word for word from the current video! It's the pinnacle of comedy and I hope that NEVER changes

[@rageinfury]

@@juggmkj You must be fun at parties.

[@Starfire-nv3nk]

@@rageinfury he said it was the pinnical of comody

[@J-meh2102]

I was waiting for that XD

[@LordOfGilneas]

ZF is known for two things: War crimes And being absolute hypocritical knobs

[@SovietWomble]

Oh yeah wait, I have a KZbin channel. I knew I'd forgotten something. Whoopsie.

[@angiermon]

dick head.

[@bumbum242]

Dont forget outlast

[@Eric-vs2he]

Damn it womble you have one job !

[@clawoo]

Damn you, I just pooped like half an hour ago and I thought to myself "know what would be nice? a new SW video to watch on the loo". Alas, but there wasn't, so I just rewatched one of the old ones. Welp, guess I'm pooping again.

[@Darkspear183]

We were getting lonely

[@jajataroy4636]

SovietWomble: Don’t be racist. Also Womble: We are here with Ho Chi Minh, the man who made the instant noodle. Konnichiwa.

[@Nietabs]

He Greeted The Picture Dude, He Thank The Person Who Made Instant Noodles. Not Racist

[@ripjjjsphrbggsk6292]

IT WAS BEFORE, SO DOESNT COUNT

[@Nietabs]

@@ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 Yeah

[@jgillisphotography]

@@Nietabs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando this guy made the noodles though D:

[@theresnocoolusername]

Thank you for apreciatting my instant noodles

[@Dr_Monitor]

I'll never get tired of Quebec screaming. Hearing a man with that smooth and sexy of a voice suddenly have a full-on terror-wee is hilarious.

[@konradomorelo6819]

Basically James from Pokemon XD

[@raymondkravitz2001]

You might say "he gets your motor running."

[@DakotaofRaptors]

@@konradomorelo6819 I guess?

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

Then you would have loved this one time where, I think I was playing horor game, and my voice went from this dark, Kinda to a light voice, when I got scared and screamed. Wish I recorded that.

[@Dr_Monitor]

@@raymondkravitz2001 that's a quality pun, right there.

[@saltiest_ocean1839]

Womble - "Are you apologizing to Hitler?" Also Womble in his two part Rust series - "It's okay, Hitlers a friend!"

[@ln7929]

It swiches back and forth like the real Soviets

[@BLACKFLAME4941]

both of these comments are highly underratet

[@jeremiahsmith4235]

BLACKFRAME are u ok

[@BLACKFLAME4941]

Jeremiah Smith yes i am why are you asking?

[@hazimsallehuddin5287]

BLACKFRAME jz cc

[@cloverseer9836]

"please don't be racist" ho chi minh, the inventor of the instant noodle. Konnichiwa

[@elibreeze1312]

literally laughed out loud at that.

[@missscoffeee2175]

😂

[@icshii8584]

Konichiwa isn't even friggin vietnamese xD

[@Gnossiene369]

@@icshii8584 Yes, part of the joke.

[@Gnossiene369]

@@icshii8584 Ho Chi Minh didn't invent the instant noodle either...

[@zombiejuice6486]

“Welcome to the Vietnam war, don’t be racist.” That’s like saying: “ welcome to Russia, don’t be cold.”

[@Chino56751]

" Let's invade Russia ! I hear its BALMY there ! "- Hitler, 1941

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@Chino56751 It's all fun and games before the winter hits two weeks early and mud season hits

[@Jin-di9zv]

@@frenchsoldier8485 the Germans did not enjoy their journey

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@Jin-di9zv The actual nazis did

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@Jin-di9zv Since uh, they kinda hated communism

[@Francklyynnnn]

Soviet: _makes one of the most thorough and well-written video essays on a game on all of KZbin_ Also Soviet: *icewallowcome*

[@randomman1000tweeny1]

Soviet womble: 05:32 - "you can't say that, that's racist" Also Soviet womble: 01:35 - "Ho Chi Minh, the man who invented the instant noodle. Konichiwa"

[@MoskHotel]

Starxel Konichiwa

[@RealMailou]

Absolute hypocrite

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Also, idiotic.

[@BloomingBlueClayon]

And he even said Konichiwa (that's Japanese)

[@MoskHotel]

1:43 FUBAR

[@ResonantRTS]

Vietnam is pretty fancy sometimes

[@KingChinny]

You get out of here.

[@chriswithakube6783]

*cough*

[@ResonantRTS]

RIP BG MC server

[@johnpaul5447]

Resonant love your content too!!!

[@heyjoji1954]

Resonant is mount and blade banner lord released yet?

[@JoCat]

"Sorry about that Hitler" brings a new definition to "Nazi Apologist"

[@kaydencox1561]

Surprised to see you here

[@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302]

The art school after not accepting Hitler

[@ConanObrien22]

OK fascist

[@cassidywoodliff]

Wait, JoCat liked Soviet? Is this a cross over episode?!

[@kickasspeanuts]

I mean... at this point in time ZF is getting dangerously close to becoming a reich with how many germans are in the clan

[@IgglePiggleV2]

i love how racist bell basically sounded like it was dying towards the end

[@alternative7586]

It was getting as tired as Womble

[@Talon3000]

What I want to know is how he was ringing the bell while moving and looking around at the same time. Then again it might've been added in post at some points.

[@stephweasenforth7891]

@@Talon3000 knowing Womble, he tied it to his foot and furiously shook it

[@bonetower]

Rip poor bell.

[@annoyinglittlewarlock7819]

🎉🎉​@@stephweasenforth7891

[@FokkerBoombass]

Womble: Breaks out the "no racism" bell. Also Womble: Makes fun of three Asian countries simultaneously at 1:35

[@filmandfirearms]

@@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 OK, calm the fuck down. You do realize that technology like paper and gunpowder comes from China, and that folded steel, which is a big part of why we can build the buildings we can, comes from Japan?

[@str_brst8979]

@@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 oi you better calm down before i call the shogun on you

[@direhunter7045]

@@str_brst8979 dont! he wir be a disgrace to his FamiRy

[@str_brst8979]

@@direhunter7045 who? The shogun? EDIT: ror that engrish is awesome

[@direhunter7045]

@@str_brst8979 if you report him to the shogun You wir give disgrace to his famiry And he wir have to regain his honor Note: this is both racist and fun

[@jredbaron96]

SovietWomble: What's Iceswallowcome? "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

[@spyrelle3970]

"Change my state of mind, love so hard to find. *YOur FeelinGS CHANGe, LiKe tHe wEatHEr. WeNt FROm CLeAR tO GReY. on THAT CLouDy day.* "

[@mfThump]

"Ice wallakum" doesnt count.

[@raymartcarreon4196]

@@mfThump do u know what icewallowcome mens? Beacause it means:I swallow cum (cum means semen)

[@Zieel]

You know guys that it was staged, right? Or if it not stated soviet at least rolled with it in order to make a funny bit for a stream/video. He does that sometimes. Most of the youtubers who are aware of what comedy is does that sometimes :)

[@fwipfwopcondition2842]

I swallow some

[@TheMrSark]

**shudders**

[@Jamio_]

*sound of distant hueys intensifies*

[@mimegaming3444]

Mr Sark I was fucking waiting on my favorite machinma boy to be here!

[@orange8427]

Holy shit Sark, what are you doing here

[@wheels88]

SARK THEM FUCKERS GOT US PINNED!!!

[@BlueLeprechaun15]

"Screams of a Vietcong Ambush"

[@bloodredscorpionn1100]

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees and for some fcking reason they’re speaking Vietnamese.

[@poplil3934]

The trees cantvbe armed, if the lorax is armed

[@donnykitsune6289]

I must admit, I read this and cackled. Doesn't help that it rhymes, in Seuss-ian fashion.

[@paradoxxop2187]

"You're in the wrong war Hitler" -Sovietwomble 1961

[@Johndoe-jd]

"Hitler is a friend" - sovietwomble 2016

[@dak4465]

"are you appologising to hitler?" -sovietwomble 1961

[@Johndoe-jd]

"Carefull Hitler" -sovietwomble 1961

[@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302]

Hitler did hate communism

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

He fought in WWI where he got a reputation for being both lucky and a right prick

[@thatridgekid5165]

Quebec: *Bombs half his squad* Quebec: Life is good Soviet: You just killed half the team Quebec: *Repeats himself while bombing the rest of his squad*

[@aqua2k210]

He never said whom it was good for

[@thatridgekid5165]

@@aqua2k210 he isn't the one who got bombed, so go figure

[@plamtree6852]

This is why i love quebec, other than for his voice of course

[@Darkoriax17]

Average Quebec moment.

[@trapthephotographer8838]

Half done why stop

[@DartDeathClaw]

That grenade at the APC was teaching them a very important lesson about spacing.

[@witjj7852]

Didn't Cy also teach them that lesson many years ago?

[@adeptusyagoncius2938]

@@witjj7852 that is the joke my dude!

[@tantainguyen4290]

Ha, i got it

[@an_ordinary_goose]

Bet he's the one who threw it.

[@abdulahosmanbegovic2479]

I wouldn’t recommend you kill me. Because your gun goes pew pew and my gun goes PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@KingDuckGuy]

4:14 my dude got so startled he fell off his chair. Glorious.

[@LunchThyme]

"That's racist!" - Soviet Womble, while speaking Japanese to a picture of Ho Chi Minh.

[@commondognut]

TheHobbitMonster r/woosh

[@mrfclarke]

What’s wrong with that?

[@UncleBarryLovesU]

It's wacism, everyone knows that

[@davecrupel2817]

4:33 follow this at 60fps at 0.25x speed. You'll see that Soviet does not miss a beat here. Stuff like that shows how his efforts to not take shortcuts while editing pays off!

[@TheGuardDuck]

Quantum ladder.

[@AllCentaur]

That looks frame by frame!

[@davecrupel2817]

@@AllCentaur It is indeed editeed *frame by frame.* Which is a big contributor to why he takes so long per upload. But, as i said, it pays off. Ive been watching Womble's uploads over and over for the last 4 years. Still entertaining and funny and the edits never cease to amaze. :)

[@simonmailhot-hebert4779]

@@davecrupel2817 I'd like to argue that his edits are only getting better and better !

[@branchy2279]

@@davecrupel2817 no. He just tracked the guy I doubt he did it frame by frame

[@GoldenPenHD]

0:00 *Smells air* “I love the smell of racism in the morning”

[@Anakin-fj8jz]

The Derp Chaos Your here to?

[@beelal6407]

Smells air in the afternoon "Love the smell of napalm inn the afternoon"

[@oddacity5883]

Smells rainy air in the evening “Man i love the smell of mother nature sharing their property with us, long live the communist party”

[@jeremylim2421]

Smells like ... *Victory*

[@luchadorito]

Ho shi minh the inventor of instant noodke konnichiua

[@skypentraico4322]

"America never loses a war" "What's the city of Saigon called, sorry?" I can't, lmao

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Freedomville?

[@combatarcher3101]

Its called ssigon obviously, and the French lost it not us duh

[@combatarcher3101]

@@finlaycarmichael1532 so was my statement

[@amp8295]

Sums up America fanboys pretty well don't you think?

[@BlindErephon]

@towels towels Turns out you don't win wars on points. Who knew?

[@jgardner7726]

Imagine patrolling Saigon and one of your squad mates just scream “gRenAdE!!”

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

I'd fucking hope my squadmates would notify me of an active grenade dropping on top of us.

[@dylannecros3636]

Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong yeah, even if it was a joke, I’d rather them say something and there be nothing than them say nothing and there be something.

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

"GET DOWN, GET DOWN NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"

[@lemoncaketerrorist2921]

Don’t you mean Ho Chi Amin City

[@WorldWalker128]

I stutter when flustered, so when trying to warn my team mates about a grenade it normally comes out: "Gre- gre- gre-" and then we all die.

[@jackmaclean986]

“Welcome to the Vietnam war, try not to be racist” That was only going to end one way

[@an_ordinary_goose]

ZF were never known for trying

[@cutlassken6194]

Clue’s in the name: ZF - Zero Fucks

[@arnelova986]

Jack Maclean what did soviet expect anyways?

[@wheels88]

JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM

[@Thai8521]

Wheels 0f Fury when he said I instantly laugh my lungs out of my skinny chest. I Vietnamese and idk why I found that funny xd

[@tylan129]

Soviet's friend: blown into chunks Soviet: hahahahaha Random enemy:leg bends wrong way Soviet:aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[@House_of_Caine]

Well, you can sort of imagine the Far Cry finger or that Vietnam Knee thing happening to you, blown into pieces is a bit over the top, no?

[@tylan129]

@@House_of_Caine not if an explosive goes off right in front of you it's not, but I get where you're coming from

[@ls200076]

@@House_of_Caine explosion

[@louisbaker4362]

If you're blown to a million pieces I'm sure you wouldn't be in a position to be bothered about it. Having your leg bent the wrong way though! XD

[@House_of_Caine]

@@louisbaker4362 This^ a perfect way of putting it.

[@andrewconnacher3606]

“Well we’re all going to die under friendly fire” Soviet, there’s nothing friendly about that fire.

[@leljdam3189]

"I'm Not Gonna Make A Rising Storm Bullshittery" *-Soviet ("Lied On Stream") Womble*

[@dingi2721]

Well it's a Rising Storm 2 Bullshittery so it was not a lie

[@tashkent561]

@@dingi2721 He lied saying that he wouldn't make

[@ShrtStfflp]

@@tashkent561 rising storm and rising storm 2 are different games. one is set in pacific front of ww2 and the other is Vietnam. he said he wouldn't make a "rising storm" video, which would be the one set in the pacific front. So by that logic, no, he did not lie.

[@tashkent561]

@@ShrtStfflp I forgot about that part, thanks

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

Lai Dahn Striem

[@theSILKROAD210]

icewallowcome. ladies and gentlemen, we got him!

[@Just_One_0]

I can imagine the music playing in my head right now

[@ShishouDzukiZaManako]

thats racist to the french or something XD

[@WolfRebel]

When I saw it pop up in the video I was like “no please no he didn’t-“ and then my face hit my keyboard

[@BlinkyBlonkmw2]

@@Just_One_0 I was lead astray, the day you walked away

[@theSILKROAD210]

@Zacharie Boivin Thank you.

[@archmagosdeciuskronen1501]

"Hearts and minds"? I learned from Master Cyanide, "They will still have Hearts and Minds, they'll just be splattered all over the wall!"

[@theandrzej2890]

I remember that

[@afonso7946]

2 bullets to the heart and 1 to the mind

[@abramo7700]

Everybody gangsta till ZF gets a flamethrower and some explosives

[@Lucawalke.r]

The good old arma 3 times

[@97antiv]

and thats why in my clan im banned from being CAS

[@anaveragesizeruler]

4:11 i must have replayed this 500 times by now. i forgot how funny it was and choked on my smoothie.

[@gdsplicer]

Was it a mango one? And did it laminate the kitchen in a thin layer? xD

[@anaveragesizeruler]

@@gdsplicer nah. it was a mixed fruit one and no, my computer got laminated lol.

[@MrMochi-nl1zb]

As a Japanese man, I question the legitimacy of Ho Chi Minh creating my insta noodle. But we got nuked twice. Course we had to outsource.

[@Willlive032]

As an American idk what to say honestly except **slurps instant noodle**

[@fulcrum2951]

I just... I don't even

[@noahbasara8529]

I...I...I got nothin but a slow clap and a bravo

[@四宮かぐや-i9e]

ラーメン!

[@notunique1288]

@@四宮かぐや-i9e nice

[@jackbomb9919]

The punishwr was actually cyanide ... he was trying to teach you about spacing

[@gravitykat714]

Jackbomb99 “don’t let them back in im teaching them a lesson about spacing

[@storche211]

I was hoping someone would've said "Spacing" in that moment so bad.

[@BaconHoodie]

😂😂😂

[@Jmcgee1125]

Thought of the same thing

[@fz8691]

So we can just start quoting from other vids now?

[@Avatarlatte]

These guys are like a modern day Monty Python crew and I love it lmao

[@heavystalin2419]

Minus coconuts

[@tinde2070]

@@heavystalin2419 with the beating Wombles nuts take every day, they are large enough to replace the coconuts.

[@sonofjack6286]

Me too

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

I now watch his videos in a new light

[@etwizard5313]

Life of Womble

[@mofumofu099]

after all these years I need an uncensored version of the bell skit

[@tomatomathy]

his ability to edit "PEW" on where bullets are amazes me

[@PandaWolf525]

TomK Gaming it’s all done frame by frame. That’s why it’s so smooth. Wobble does a great job with his editing. Also why it takes a while for videos to come out. Past all the footage he gets. The editing time is ridiculous.

[@captainoblivious_yt]

@@PandaWolf525 He's using 3D tracking... He's not manually animating them frame-by-frame.

[@HDMaco13]

@@captainoblivious_yt Oh ? I've never heard about 3D tracking until now

[@jamesMK101]

@@captainoblivious_yt I believe he has said in a video that he edits the bullets frame by frame

[@NATO246]

The way i do them is by key framing each frame until it comes out smooth. It takes me about 3 minutes to edit a single "pew"

[@jasperdong773]

“Nixon’s policy of containment” Truman actually started the whole containment thing im fun at parties

[@jamesmccann5644]

Nnnnnnnneeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrddddddddd

[@Tigershark_3082]

Then there's me over here, virtually memorizing an entire manual on the F-105 Thunderchief...

[@DarkenedDawn]

I like you

[@justanotherdayattheoffice7423]

Can i come to the parties you go to? 😂

[@ryanjapan3113]

Can I hang out with you?

[@SRVideoGame]

10 minutes of intense war gameplay how many people does soviet kill? 2

[@commodusgenesis4759]

Chapaa actually 4 including 2 of his own teammates

[@Ansai563]

Darklordgaming64 actually I think it was 5

[@EvelynDayless]

In war someone has to do the killing and someone else has to do the dying.

[@AquariumRick]

8 total

[@HeadfortheHillsInc]

Remember “An officer does not necessarily take part in the fighting” - either one of the Arma or CSGO bullshittery

[@Storyteller543]

4:14 that " *thump* " gets me every time.

[@Dinklebean]

Still washing those stains of Digby out of my clothes... The clothes, at least, I can get new ones... But the PTSD will never go away.

[@SovietWomble]

Digby will always be with us in spirit. And in our hair until we can wash him out.

[@DigbyTathamWarterZF]

REMEMBER ME!

[@spikeydapikey1483]

Poor chap went to pieces.

[@Eriksjostrom]

You must be completely beside yourself. Just like most of Digby is by now.

[@rierku]

I get the feeling Digby didn't quite get the memo about how this whole "covering your squad" business is done properly... Well, now he covers everything...

[@BeachSalad]

See you in 5 months Womble.

[@viscardzoom]

Exactly

[@rexlexcm7249]

Lol pretty much right

[@blitzcon9088]

Or a year if he's not out banging cyanide's girlfriend

[@ninadjoshi3769]

@@blitzcon9088 who is Cyanide's cousin

[@blitzcon9088]

@@ninadjoshi3769 cowasutra

[@sandypratama5485]

No incessant use of "Fortunate Son" 3 outta 10 -IGN

[@oddacity5883]

The kinds of people who work there are just flamboyant fuckboys

[@menacingdonutz]

I still want an uncensored version to this day.

[@mariic2]

There's probably an archive for the streams.

[@savvi3128]

It is August 2023. Still waiting.

[@raunakrajput2579]

please if someone finds it link it

[@vlanson6529]

​@@mariic2Pretty sure it was removed.

[@binnillust]

*It’s all fun and games until the trees start speaking Vietnamese*

[@John190assman]

I am suprised they didnt do a single Skinner joke.

[@VosDoesGames]

That’s so weird I said that cuz me and my friend at school thought we came up with that saying a few years back that’s trippy

[@John190assman]

@@VosDoesGames Well quote dated several years back and I am not sure of its origin the quotes dates back as much as 1999. Heres a link for reference: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onOlanSkZb-Haas This is a British sitcom named Spaced btw.

[@truongtrungnghia2416]

Because we have predators technology:))))

[@oddacity5883]

“Bố tiên sư bọn Mĩ cứ lấy gạo của bọn tao làm gì” -Hoe Chi Minh

[@rosehaley6012]

Well, it’s been fun, see you guys in 4 months

[@asasimpson2261]

Ikr

[@Dusk325z]

Ill miss you

[@michaelmcaleese5039]

Apparently he's got about ten of these lined up ready to go. Videos I mean, not necessarily all Rising Storm 2.

[@Unclear4]

@@michaelmcaleese5039 what's he holding the back for?

[@tramachi7027]

maybe spacing them out to gain the maximum amount of views, etc. But honestly if Soviet would like release like 10 Videos each 10-20 mins I would binge watch them all in one go xD

[@MoaRider]

Quebec playing a horror game? Walk in the park listening to lofi. Quebec experiencing the Vietnam War? A walk though Syria listening to the screams of his dead parents.

[@fds7476]

The screams of his dead parents... Now that's ehat I would call a temporal anomaly.

[@HACHIAttack]

Soviet and the rest of the team: This is the toughest battle we've ever set foot upon. Nevil: Tuesday

[@PapaBoohisski]

I lost it at "Very Censored" followed straight away by "Cunts". This is ironically brilliant Womble

[@Eriksjostrom]

*Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* CUNTS! *Bleep* This must be how Australian daytime television is censored.

[@jwinter7480]

Erik Sjöström as an Aussie I can confirm this

[@jackbartlett5840]

I lost it at the autistic screaming

[@Dourkan]

@@Eriksjostrom this fucking killed me, real straya HAHAHAHAHA

[@evanhendrie9093]

I'm just curious what he was bleeping out if he left that in?

[@jkerman5113]

0/10 for historical accuracy as I can see the enemy

[@fcbfan248]

Well did you expect to see a tree killing Soviet's team on top of the police station or what?

[@fcbfan248]

@@nickvandemeerendonk780 fair enough

[@marksman4586]

Nah the whole video has trees in it

[@aryan201]

*rings the Racist bell*

[@ryan-ln2hx]

I mean it is zf

[@yo_imarat8189]

“Fifty Shades of-“ “AHHHHHH” Ahhh yes, I love Fifty Shades of AHHHHHHHH

[@MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc]

I cant stop laughing at it even when ppl mention the damed book

[@amirg7225]

Better than the fucking book

[@tashkent561]

It's my favorite book, followed shortly by Lord of the UHHHHHH

[@SuperMistral99]

You will never be a woman

[@floop2957]

@@SuperMistral99 i agree

[@Fishfoe]

4:40 "I got killed by Theresa May, apparently." "Does this constitute as a hard Brexit?"

[@leaffinite2001]

Also it says Theresa May eats children

[@CheeseYourself]

5:41 "We're in the Vietnam War; we're not allowed to be racist, okay?" that's like saying "We're in Australia; we're not allowed to be eaten alive by wildlife, okay?"

[@romualdcaffeserre6230]

We're in russia, we're not allowed to drink vodka

[@crystaloliverproductions1339]

We’re in America, we can’t be fat, okay?

[@hammerandpickle7390]

The fuck kind of wildlife do you think we have?

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

@@hammerandpickle7390 What kind of death island has both the worlds deadliest snake and jellyfish Even the duck looking focker is venomous

[@hammerandpickle7390]

@@pugasaurusrex8253 Its the methheads you gotta worry about, not the animals. They'll attack anyone on site, children, housewives, police, cashiers, paramedics. Name it they'll attack it

[@Cherry-qh9hi]

"Hitler's a friend" -SovietWomble, 2015, Random Rust Bullshittery (part2)

[@milesbailor5019]

oh look a sweet Cherry

[@treybirdo7223]

@@milesbailor5019 eat it lol

[@milesbailor5019]

darkfox slayer i will eat that Sweet Cheery...... gladly

[@aquachu6682]

10:12 Hey, you... you're finally awake. you were trying to cross the boarder right? walked right into the imperial ambush, same as us... and that thief over there. These damn storm cloaks, Skyrim was fine till you came along...

[@jameson1239]

Yes

[@ayydan2542]

YES

[@navycalvin9337]

YES

[@SuperJackman117]

YES

[@Kaiser_XIII]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YES!!!!!!!

[@giofons1991]

Soviet: Don't be racist! Also soviet: (looks at a picture of a Vietnamese man and greets him in Japanese)

[@tomtankengine0]

Soviet is like a real military father. Returning every few months, for a few fleeting moments. As his family brace for the day he fails to return at all.

[@kamalmann4883]

underated comment

[@austinsells5558]

Truly

[@rydergilbertson6803]

tomtankengine laughing so hard at this

[@birdman4885]

Yeah, there’s gonna be a day that he never gets out of the bathroom.

[@robertoramos5943]

Birdman The destroyer I understood ur reference you aren’t alone🤧

[@Gajiggles]

*HEY JOE, I DIDN’T KNOW THE TREES SPOKE VIETNAMESE!*

[@Nether64]

*bell ringing*

[@raymondlopez5666]

Oh yeah yeah

[@TheDeanokiller]

Crackin' video as always! Loved the little cartoon Quebec, a nice little touch.

[@amithn5400]

1 day ago??

[@TheDeanokiller]

@@amithn5400 Yeah, He releases his videos to Twitch Subscribers and Patrons a couple days early! :)

[@ocupersgmail]

honestly it was my favorite part

[@Anybody34]

Tyler Hardin a short one if you know what i mean ;)

[@giantotter319]

That's a pretty good profile picture.

[@Shwerpy]

I've watched this video like 100 times

[@spyelectric3542]

Me too! Crazy!

[@Hekkle01]

I have my flammenwerfer, with which I can werf flammen

[@neroblack2704]

"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF *FFFFFFFSSSSSSHHHHHHH*"

[@cypresswillow2591]

I think he's as funny as Cyanide....

[@DieBubbiesPlays]

Ich werfe benzin

[@pasijutaulietuviuesas9174]

@@cypresswillow2591 Funnier. Cyanide is not funny.

[@PLAYCOREE]

@@DieBubbiesPlays tu es nicht

[@brasilball353]

Rising Storm 2: Nevil's Homeland

[@vneezy]

That's offensive to vietnamese people, they can actually speak at least one language

[@checkenginelight6681]

Fargh ythou

[@TheLastPwnr]

(*racist bell*)

[@antitroller101]

"Broken Arrow" - US military code "Broken English" - ZF Clan code Either way they are in a screw position and need help

[@bartoszlasota6547]

His name is not Nevil you bith

[@spark9_]

*part 1* EXCITEMENT *intensifies*

[@romeaskew-davis6850]

Ikr

[@beanman6434]

Can't wait for what joke they make on asians next episode

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

"you're in the Vietnam war, you're not allowed to be racist" That joke went over a lot of heads.

[@Tumbleflop]

So did the napalm

[@tkb667]

We need an uncensored version of this.

[@TheTundraTerror]

@@millerwhale Funny how you felt the need to censor the one against blacks but not the one against Jews. Hmm.

[@doughboyjimmy4644]

No we dont

[@GlytcheD]

@@adrianb5352 noooo, that's for hispanics/latinos. Get your racism right!

[@noxthefox6]

@@adrianb5352 that's mexicans

[@adrianb5352]

@@noxthefox6 and who are the gypsies ?

[@Breidr]

I just keep coming back for "The hills are alive, with the sounds of *Flamethrower*"

[@Luna_Spiritus]

I keep coming back for the racist bell

[@hoagielamp6543]

I come back for "What's the city of Saigon called right now?!"

[@AA-bz1pr]

I came

[@almondsai7214]

Flammenwerfer*

[@hollow7899]

@@AA-bz1pr nice

[@reubenbotha9501]

0:12 Somehow i just noticed the subtitle "Guys" burning on the floor. Can't imagine how difficult it is to do that but it is a really nice touch! Love your videos!

[@cadeoneal8137]

Also on the other side of the room it said YOU so together they made YOU GUYS a but they flew across the room from eachother

[@Theakritas_]

There is also another one in the distance :D

[@greenphoenix7365]

pretty sure womble do it per frame from what i heard

[@desmondkenway4952]

“America never loses a war” Well that aged like milk

[@themanformerlyknownascomme777]

And it had already cuddled

[@Alex_K221]

You know, I never thought that the Vietnam War needed a spin off. Guess I was wrong.

[@ecw4life267]

@@Alex_K221 Taliban takeover Electric Boogaloo

[@Ceece20]

Thanks Brandon!

[@steeldriver5338]

Technically America did win the war in Afghanistan. The country was under American control within the year of the initial invasion. Like Vietnam, public and political willingness to remain there turned south. Couple a mishandled withdrawal with a shortsightedness on the abilities of the Afghanistanian army (along with a few other factors), and you get what happened in 2021

[@yellownotsus7538]

American soldier in Vietnam: *i'm gonna die, I miss my family and my wife. What should I do* Vietnam trees: *I can feel you man*

[@LittleBlacksheep1995]

No they say "ditme tao hiểu mà", 'cause they're Vietnamese.

[@thaihoangthang9a123]

@@LittleBlacksheep1995 Ditme chào mày

[@LittleBlacksheep1995]

@@thaihoangthang9a123 ditme chào mày too

[@jonnybgoode7742]

Anyone care to translate?

[@LittleBlacksheep1995]

@@jonnybgoode7742 hard to fully translate it to English. Well basically "you fucking beat me to it", "bloody hell, I understand how you feel"

[@user-mv1ez4hf7z]

No wonder Womble never uploads He's been off to war all this time

[@thegeneralscall]

Turnips. I think he’s actually been too busy recovering from that ptsd of the live stream.

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

@@thegeneralscall Yeah, the game immerses you into the war so much that you get PTSD as well, but if he was a real soldier, I could see him getting PTSD from the later events, and at the end he lived for way too long then he should've

[@GumpierGoat2]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 there was "sum tim wong" with Soviet after playing

[@mistabonge]

“Welcome to the Vietnam war, please don’t be racist.” “JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM

[@mewhenthemewhenstheme]

i saw the video too

[@Fragger_Phrst]

He actually says “go smell some napalm!”

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

6:42 I am very curious as to what he said to make Soviet go insane

[@xyfurion]

Probably something somewhat racist

[@Johndoe-jd]

He said *nooo* *naughty* *stop it* *no* * NOOO* I actually can’t find which stream this is so good luck trying to find out yourself

[@michaelburke9137]

@@Johndoe-jd Twitch streams get deleted after two weeks, it's gone.

[@inkwellplays3910]

I seriously want to hear the full uncensored version of this I’d probably die laughing

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

Only anybody who watched this stream live shall provide the answers…

[@TheIronAcorn]

*"It was a tactical withdrawal."* I am American and can confirm that this particular statement is 100% an American excuse.

[@kabob0077]

We can't lose a war if we never officially declare war.

[@davidthorp01]

Hey, they told us to leave, (the Saigon government) the american public was fed up (moreso the US gov really) and we could have honestly kept going and would have likely won full sail. That said we killed way more of them than they of us! (Grumbling in American Historian).

[@zenn6636]

That and “tHe PuBlIc FoRcEd Us OuT”

[@PhoenixAce]

David Thorp sorry but no one likes facts when it comes to talking about America, people just think lowly of us Americans

[@UnRu1eD]

We never declared war. It was more so a conflict then anything.

[@theresnocoolusername]

enjoy the instant noodles my friends

[@TheSaltBoiCometh]

Hey what’s Saigon called

[@johnlorenpelayo]

is there sum ting wong here?

[@Azzo_Dude]

@@TheSaltBoiCometh is "Sài Gòn" bro :)

[@songphitran1485]

lmao

[@Azzo_Dude]

:)

[@nitrofog1234]

A Soviet Womble, fighting against the Soviet cause Ironic

[@Thebastooon8206]

Hes a western spy

[@dylanhaugen3739]

Ironically Vietnam invaded Cambodia another communist country deposed the Kemar Rug and ended one of the worst genocides in history, than the US government thought that was a bad thing. And at one point China and Russia were so made at each other Russia told US officials not to get in the way if they nuked China.

[@xSayresthx]

He fights as both sides, clearly the ultimate centrist

[@lytuy7952]

@@dylanhaugen3739 It's not exactly ironic considering how they got terrorized first. They only did it the Soviet Russia way of literally paying back 3 folds. As for Soviet Womble, mah, is all I can say.

[@unclekanethetiberiummain1994]

He tried communism and decides that it's horrible.

[@Jchmcom]

I come back to this video every couple of months because it makes me laugh so much. Laughing is far and few between these days to me. Thanks Soviet.

[@superhunter8370]

We need those racist wordssssss

[@AlgaeGaming]

It's funny as always, but the animation in this episode is next level. 3:46 - 3:53 is probably my fav bit. Subtitle that had me in stitches was 4:54

[@memegumin]

Yeah and the flying words at 0:09 is what I love from Womble

[@piotrcartman5439]

Noone cares

[@memegumin]

@@piotrcartman5439 my graphic boner cares

[@scrwd4568]

Ofc its the best bit when our King is there

[@comradeshadles4967]

This is half the reason I'm here

[@copperquokka3635]

You're never too young for a Vietnam flashback.

[@MrKaMiKaZit0M]

Beat Kids!

[@priyathamu5560]

That bell would be broken if Cyanide was here

[@Mis7erSeven]

Maybe he was here but you couln't hear him over the sound of the bell (and the flamethrower).

[@CrusnikVideo]

He's a minority, he can't be racist.

[@hervisdaubeny2644]

where is he tho

[@jimmypratt]

The only reason he isn’t is because the bells made out of his bones

[@matheusdiefenthaeler5342]

@@jimmypratt bones are not supposed to make that sound...

[@AdamantAlex]

Does anyone know what the guy said at 6:42? Im extremely intrigued at what elicited that reaction from womble.

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

Best moments Fifty Shades of...AAAARRRGGHHH! (3:52) GRENADE!! (3:58) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (4:07) That guy has.....EEEUUGHHHHHH!!! (4:13) I guess Quebec being a single parent has been taking its' toll.

[@absoluteunit8822]

I thank you greatly

[@GermDGator]

Thanks man!

[@benray2345]

Lost it at the last one

[@gabewilliamson6230]

I would love to know who says this though

[@TheFacelessStoryMaker]

@@gabewilliamson6230 ZF Quebec.

[@forlornfoe]

Those slow-motion dramatizations were legit glorious [PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW]

[@RamC002]

Pewpewpew? Subscribe to pewdiepie!!!!

[@S117M4sterChief]

1:53 “Sorry about that, Hitler” -Digby, 2019

[@sp3ct3rgaming46]

Soviet at 9:50 "some guy called The Punisher just wiped the entire squad" Frank Castle: *YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT...*

[@aidankretzschmar6181]

Fun fact- Hanoi Hannah was wildly popular with the GI’s, since she was regarded as actually more reliable than the newspapers the army distributed.

[@weldonwin]

Also, yeah, its a sultry female voice on the radio when they probably haven't seen a woman in weeks

[@justin2308]

Tactical usefulness and a female voice in the middle of the jungle. Not bad.

[@EstonianShark]

@@weldonwin The women they would see/find were raped and most were killed. Oh and some were kidnapped from liberated villages.

[@MangoDoxin]

How do you mean?

[@aidankretzschmar6181]

Tangerine Ocelot The army frequently censored news coming out of the US to mask the near-Total lack of popular support for the war.

[@RohenBlackwolf]

I fear the racism bell would break if Gambit and copious amounds of beer were to be mixed.

[@Sappre]

plus cyanide

[@nicholasbenavides4215]

I need that shit!!

[@The4ryan9]

Unfortunately I think he lost the racism bell at some point, or at least it was lost at one point. I don't catch many of these streams but it was lost during one of them.

[@majorhavoc5490]

I mean, what's the point of a racism bell if you're already in a clan named "Zero Fucks," they're not gonna care about the bell whatsoever.

[@Blyndir]

@@majorhavoc5490 Not at all. They need it because who breaks it and how quickly is a major source of bragging rights.

[@mishal2401]

"part 1", part 2 probably comes out after the heat death of the universe, right?

[@MisterChernobyl]

Ehh, more like the big rip.

[@scruffyboi5897]

Paul Bedford do I need to point out how long we waited the last time

[@mtnd02.06]

Considering the fact that it took him nearly 3 months to release part 2 of his pubg vids I'd say we have quite some time to go.

[@kinariamaru9393]

it will take two year for that

[@brendancappelli2611]

I’m sick of you fuckers saying that line, it’s so overused and trashy

[@wolfsarco9701]

ZF needs a "You can't say that" bell for everyday life

[@mikeoxlong190bc]

"I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees. The trees are speaking Vietnamese."

[@hadto8482]

i am the anthrax i speak for you lungs they dont speak much because youare dead

[@washingmachine969]

"The trees say 'GI GO HOME'"

[@idrankcyanide]

@@oddacity5883 sặc :))

[@joecool2810]

(Bell noises) Don’t be Racist! -SovietWomble

[@Tielormus]

This is why his editing takes like a month 4:37 is where he probably took like hours just having to line up the text every frame lmao

[@connorbranscombe6819]

@Bordiga Armchair No he most certainly would have done it that way lmfao, why do you think this man takes 1 month to edit his videos? Its because of shit like that, this man puts quality and love into his editing.

[@jonahvader5835]

Bordiga Armchair actually womble does edit his videos frame by frame it’s why it’s so good however I think your right it would be easier to do it a different way

[@Hellscrap3r]

@Bordiga Armchair Soviet has explicitly stated that he does it that way before. I can't quite remember which video it was, I believe it was a PUBG video. It's also stated in a fanmade video praising his editing skills. The man takes his craft seriously.

[@bannaandeggs3705]

Ardantop132 n/a what?

[@boudyslaiby1235]

@@bannaandeggs3705 its a reference to one of his previous videos check his gta 5 bullshittery videos

[@feldwebelfischer3296]

Trees: *vietnam noise* Americans:*napalm noises*

[@ItsReallyDavid]

I wonder if Soviet ever realized he was classically conditioning his friends to be racist by using the bell and his reaction as a reward

[@Angelaaahhh]

Well worth the wait, the racist bell was hilarious.

[@fyrentenimar]

I imagine it needed to be replaced after the session(s).

[@Angelaaahhh]

@@fyrentenimar Most definitely

[@beanmw96]

Do you know what the M-97 flamethrower sounds like? It sounds like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in his path. Hold down that trigger and the whoosh drowns out everything else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything's over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see, it's the not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence.

[@sirjoey3137]

- Bert

[@hannahbanana7723]

This just got uncomfortably real.

[@beanmw96]

I've seen some stuff, man. You know what your friends flesh smells like when there's a danger close air strike? Because I do. It smells like chicken and fear.

[@maryroth2366]

It was the Devil's birthday in Cambodia

[@chriscary4074]

Sean Johnson Warning ahead of time this is in pore taste... The comment of fried chicken and fear reminded me of this scene kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXm5p5qce9iIas0

[@decaff__6866]

I want an uncensored version of the "don't be racist" segment

[@plamtree6852]

I consent the uncensored-ing of the segment, am asian

[@decaff__6866]

@@plamtree6852 THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL (WO)MAN

[@plamtree6852]

decaf Raids man

[@decaff__6866]

@@plamtree6852 ah ok sir

[@plamtree6852]

decaf Raids no problem dud

[@Nater2004]

6:59 "here we have [ZF] poro who is recieving the medal of honor" 'indistinct whispering' "i have been informed that [ZF] poro will be recieving the medal of DIShonor."

[@KnightRider378]

If you notice, The Punisher’s name was in blue, meaning he was on their team when he killed them. The entire US advance was halted because of a single friendly fire accident wiping out half a dozen men on the bridge.

[@drewhinds4439]

Welcome to Rising Storm ahaha. In red orchestra one the biggest weakness of the German faction was dead nades as the pin is pulled when you throw the nade, so if you die in the throwing animation you drop a live nade and potentially could kill half your team, which I have seen.

[@KnightRider378]

Oh lord, I remember that.

[@lewhanwen4302]

And even better, THAT'S the name of a Marvel character, real name Frank Castle, who was initially portrayed as a veteran of the Vietnam War. A hardened soldier to the end, he takes no prisoners and is precise as all hell... which makes this incident all the more funnier because this pretty much means Frank just blew up a couple of his own countrymen. *Accidentally.* *HE DOES NOT ACCIDENTALLY KILL HIS OWN COMRADES.*

[@thenightwarriorgaming4276]

I had a CO that called artillery on a point as we had basically the whole team on the point. He won the game for the opposing team

[@maxaudet5177]

@@thenightwarriorgaming4276 "Life is good" Quebec's rampage

[@stefan_dumitru]

That moment of joy when you get a notification from SovietWomble followed by the feeling of depression when you realise it will be 4 more months until the next video is uploaded :(

[@Ruthl3ssKill3rx]

Heyyy at least we got a video

[@bananasmoussestachio9017]

Until then, it will be a replay festival of all his previous videos.

[@kirito1267]

the gap is currently 2 months, so its not as bad, but its still quite a while (at least like rimuru said we have all the previous videos to replay)

[@Ruthl3ssKill3rx]

Yesss haha I have to go back to the badgers one sometime love that one

[@stefan_dumitru]

Rimuru Tempest I’ve already watched ALL (no exaggeration) of his videos 3 times at least.

[@Hootkins.]

3:40 sounds like we have a start on the makings of _50 Screams Of Quebec._

[@bullsaur9877]

We already have that, it's called his twitch livestreams.

[@Luna_Spiritus]

Oh God That Sounds Like A Movie I'd Watch!

[@Runner-fz5qg]

Joe smells some *gay raptor screams*

[@AJDaniels5298]

1:20 With which I can WERF FLAMMEN. This shit still keeps me up at night wheezing.