All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan My personal one - / sovietwomble Sources: 6:49 - The Babadook (2014) 3:29 & 5:55 - Art assets by /u/TwistieZ on reddit.
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@brown567653 жыл бұрын
Soviet: "Don't be racist" Also Soviet: "This is Ho Chi Minh, inventor of instant noodles. Konichiwa"
@juggmkj3 жыл бұрын
I really can't get enough of people repeating quotes word for word from the current video! It's the pinnacle of comedy and I hope that NEVER changes
@rageinfury3 жыл бұрын
@@juggmkj You must be fun at parties.
@Starfire-nv3nk3 жыл бұрын
@@rageinfury he said it was the pinnical of comody
@j-mehlaadeedah56473 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for that XD
@LordOfGilneas3 жыл бұрын
ZF is known for two things: War crimes And being absolute hypocritical knobs
@cloverseer98364 жыл бұрын
"please don't be racist" ho chi minh, the inventor of the instant noodle. Konnichiwa
@elibreeze13124 жыл бұрын
literally laughed out loud at that.
@missscoffeee21754 жыл бұрын
😂
@icshii85844 жыл бұрын
Konichiwa isn't even friggin vietnamese xD
@Gnossiene3694 жыл бұрын
@@icshii8584 Yes, part of the joke.
@Gnossiene3694 жыл бұрын
@@icshii8584 Ho Chi Minh didn't invent the instant noodle either...
@IgglePiggleV23 жыл бұрын
i love how racist bell basically sounded like it was dying towards the end
@alternative75862 жыл бұрын
It was getting as tired as Womble
@Talon30002 жыл бұрын
What I want to know is how he was ringing the bell while moving and looking around at the same time. Then again it might've been added in post at some points.
@stephweasenforth78912 жыл бұрын
@@Talon3000 knowing Womble, he tied it to his foot and furiously shook it
@bonetower4 ай бұрын
Rip poor bell.
@Dr_Monitor3 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of Quebec screaming. Hearing a man with that smooth and sexy of a voice suddenly have a full-on terror-wee is hilarious.
@konradomorelo68193 жыл бұрын
Basically James from Pokemon XD
@raymondkravitz20013 жыл бұрын
You might say "he gets your motor running."
@DakotaofRaptors2 жыл бұрын
@@konradomorelo6819 I guess?
@lordbanetheplayer88442 жыл бұрын
Then you would have loved this one time where, I think I was playing horor game, and my voice went from this dark, Kinda to a light voice, when I got scared and screamed. Wish I recorded that.
@Dr_Monitor2 жыл бұрын
@@raymondkravitz2001 that's a quality pun, right there.
@zombiejuice64864 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to the Vietnam war, don’t be racist.” That’s like saying: “ welcome to Russia, don’t be cold.”
@Chino567514 жыл бұрын
" Let's invade Russia ! I hear its BALMY there ! "- Hitler, 1941
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
@@Chino56751 It's all fun and games before the winter hits two weeks early and mud season hits
@Jin-di9zv4 жыл бұрын
@@frenchsoldier8485 the Germans did not enjoy their journey
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
@@Jin-di9zv The actual nazis did
@frenchsoldier84854 жыл бұрын
@@Jin-di9zv Since uh, they kinda hated communism
@jkerman51134 жыл бұрын
0/10 for historical accuracy as I can see the enemy
@fcbfan2484 жыл бұрын
Well did you expect to see a tree killing Soviet's team on top of the police station or what?
@fcbfan2484 жыл бұрын
@@nickvandemeerendonk780 fair enough
@marksman45863 жыл бұрын
Nah the whole video has trees in it
@aryan2013 жыл бұрын
*rings the Racist bell*
@ryan-ln2hx3 жыл бұрын
I mean it is zf
@bloodredscorpionn11003 жыл бұрын
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees and for some fcking reason they’re speaking Vietnamese.
@poplil39342 жыл бұрын
The trees cantvbe armed, if the lorax is armed
@donnykitsune62892 жыл бұрын
I must admit, I read this and cackled. Doesn't help that it rhymes, in Seuss-ian fashion.
@Francklyynnnn Жыл бұрын
Soviet: _makes one of the most thorough and well-written video essays on a game on all of KZbin_ Also Soviet: *icewallowcome*
@jajataroy46365 жыл бұрын
SovietWomble: Don’t be racist. Also Womble: We are here with Ho Chi Minh, the man who made the instant noodle. Konnichiwa.
@Nietabs5 жыл бұрын
He Greeted The Picture Dude, He Thank The Person Who Made Instant Noodles. Not Racist
@ripjjjsphrbggsk62925 жыл бұрын
IT WAS BEFORE, SO DOESNT COUNT
@Nietabs5 жыл бұрын
@@ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 Yeah
@jgillisphotography5 жыл бұрын
@@Nietabs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando this guy made the noodles though D:
@theresnocoolusername5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for apreciatting my instant noodles
@JoCat5 жыл бұрын
"Sorry about that Hitler" brings a new definition to "Nazi Apologist"
@kaydencox15613 жыл бұрын
Surprised to see you here
@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep73023 жыл бұрын
The art school after not accepting Hitler
@ConanObrien223 жыл бұрын
OK fascist
@cassidywoodliff2 жыл бұрын
Wait, JoCat liked Soviet? Is this a cross over episode?!
@kickasspeanuts2 жыл бұрын
I mean... at this point in time ZF is getting dangerously close to becoming a reich with how many germans are in the clan
@skypentraico43223 жыл бұрын
"America never loses a war" "What's the city of Saigon called, sorry?" I can't, lmao
@DakotaofRaptors2 жыл бұрын
Freedomville?
@combatarcher31012 жыл бұрын
Its called ssigon obviously, and the French lost it not us duh
@combatarcher31012 жыл бұрын
@@finlaycarmichael1532 so was my statement
@amp82952 жыл бұрын
Sums up America fanboys pretty well don't you think?
@BlindErephon2 жыл бұрын
@towels towels Turns out you don't win wars on points. Who knew?
@KingDuckGuy3 жыл бұрын
4:14 my dude got so startled he fell off his chair. Glorious.
@MrMochi-nl1zb4 жыл бұрын
As a Japanese man, I question the legitimacy of Ho Chi Minh creating my insta noodle. But we got nuked twice. Course we had to outsource.
@Willlive0324 жыл бұрын
As an American idk what to say honestly except **slurps instant noodle**
@fulcrum29514 жыл бұрын
I just... I don't even
@noahbasara85294 жыл бұрын
I...I...I got nothin but a slow clap and a bravo
@user-op6rh4mp9b4 жыл бұрын
ラーメン!
@notunique12884 жыл бұрын
@@user-op6rh4mp9b nice
@jredbaron965 жыл бұрын
SovietWomble: What's Iceswallowcome? "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."
@spyrelle39705 жыл бұрын
"Change my state of mind, love so hard to find. *YOur FeelinGS CHANGe, LiKe tHe wEatHEr. WeNt FROm CLeAR tO GReY. on THAT CLouDy day.* "
@mfThump5 жыл бұрын
"Ice wallakum" doesnt count.
@raymartcarreon41965 жыл бұрын
@@mfThump do u know what icewallowcome mens? Beacause it means:I swallow cum (cum means semen)
@Zieel5 жыл бұрын
You know guys that it was staged, right? Or if it not stated soviet at least rolled with it in order to make a funny bit for a stream/video. He does that sometimes. Most of the youtubers who are aware of what comedy is does that sometimes :)
@fwipfwopcondition28425 жыл бұрын
I swallow some
@menacingdonutz3 жыл бұрын
I still want an uncensored version to this day.
@mariic22 жыл бұрын
There's probably an archive for the streams.
@savvi31289 ай бұрын
It is August 2023. Still waiting.
@raunakrajput25794 ай бұрын
please if someone finds it link it
@andrewconnacher36062 жыл бұрын
“Well we’re all going to die under friendly fire” Soviet, there’s nothing friendly about that fire.
@decaff__68664 жыл бұрын
I want an uncensored version of the "don't be racist" segment
@plamtree68524 жыл бұрын
I consent the uncensored-ing of the segment, am asian
@decaff__68664 жыл бұрын
@@plamtree6852 THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL (WO)MAN
@plamtree68524 жыл бұрын
decaf Raids man
@decaff__68664 жыл бұрын
@@plamtree6852 ah ok sir
@plamtree68524 жыл бұрын
decaf Raids no problem dud
@warspite9085 жыл бұрын
"Please don't be racist" -SovietWomble "The man who invented the instant noodle. konnichiwa." -SovietWomble
@Theathe-fm2xl4 жыл бұрын
Warspite, ITS NOT RACIST
@warspite9084 жыл бұрын
@@Theathe-fm2xl ok buddy
@meart78384 жыл бұрын
no vietnam invented instant noodle
@kovetimusic9254 жыл бұрын
its not racist that guy invented the instant noodle
@warspite9084 жыл бұрын
@@kovetimusic925 konnichiwa is japanese
@arcticoutlawiscsm2 Жыл бұрын
4:11 i must have replayed this 500 times by now. i forgot how funny it was and choked on my smoothie.
@goddamnsplicer Жыл бұрын
Was it a mango one? And did it laminate the kitchen in a thin layer? xD
@arcticoutlawiscsm2 Жыл бұрын
@@goddamnsplicer nah. it was a mixed fruit one and no, my computer got laminated lol.
@Storyteller5433 жыл бұрын
4:14 that " *thump* " gets me every time.
@leljdam31895 жыл бұрын
"I'm Not Gonna Make A Rising Storm Bullshittery" *-Soviet ("Lied On Stream") Womble*
@dingi27215 жыл бұрын
Well it's a Rising Storm 2 Bullshittery so it was not a lie
@tashkent5614 жыл бұрын
@@dingi2721 He lied saying that he wouldn't make
@ShrtStfflp4 жыл бұрын
@@tashkent561 rising storm and rising storm 2 are different games. one is set in pacific front of ww2 and the other is Vietnam. he said he wouldn't make a "rising storm" video, which would be the one set in the pacific front. So by that logic, no, he did not lie.
@tashkent5614 жыл бұрын
@@ShrtStfflp I forgot about that part, thanks
@edgarbanuelos64724 жыл бұрын
Lai Dahn Striem
@saltiest_ocean18394 жыл бұрын
Womble - "Are you apologizing to Hitler?" Also Womble in his two part Rust series - "It's okay, Hitlers a friend!"
@ln79294 жыл бұрын
It swiches back and forth like the real Soviets
@BLACKFLAME49414 жыл бұрын
both of these comments are highly underratet
@jeremiahsmith42354 жыл бұрын
BLACKFRAME are u ok
@BLACKFLAME49414 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah Smith yes i am why are you asking?
@hazimsallehuddin52874 жыл бұрын
BLACKFRAME jz cc
@HACHIAttack3 жыл бұрын
Soviet and the rest of the team: This is the toughest battle we've ever set foot upon. Nevil: Tuesday
@Fishfoe3 жыл бұрын
4:40 "I got killed by Theresa May, apparently." "Does this constitute as a hard Brexit?"
@leaffinite38283 жыл бұрын
Also it says Theresa May eats children
@SovietWomble5 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah wait, I have a KZbin channel. I knew I'd forgotten something. Whoopsie.
@angiermon5 жыл бұрын
dick head.
@bumbum2425 жыл бұрын
Dont forget outlast
@Eric-vs2he5 жыл бұрын
Damn it womble you have one job !
@clawoo5 жыл бұрын
Damn you, I just pooped like half an hour ago and I thought to myself "know what would be nice? a new SW video to watch on the loo". Alas, but there wasn't, so I just rewatched one of the old ones. Welp, guess I'm pooping again.
@Darkspear1835 жыл бұрын
We were getting lonely
@jackmaclean9865 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to the Vietnam war, try not to be racist” That was only going to end one way
@an_ordinary_goose5 жыл бұрын
ZF were never known for trying
@cutlassken61945 жыл бұрын
Clue’s in the name: ZF - Zero Fucks
@arnelova9865 жыл бұрын
Jack Maclean what did soviet expect anyways?
@wheels885 жыл бұрын
JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM
@Thai85215 жыл бұрын
Wheels 0f Fury when he said I instantly laugh my lungs out of my skinny chest. I Vietnamese and idk why I found that funny xd
@giofons1991 Жыл бұрын
Soviet: Don't be racist! Also soviet: (looks at a picture of a Vietnamese man and greets him in Japanese)
@desmondkenway49522 жыл бұрын
“America never loses a war” Well that aged like milk
@themanformerlyknownascomme7772 жыл бұрын
And it had already cuddled
@Alex_K2212 жыл бұрын
You know, I never thought that the Vietnam War needed a spin off. Guess I was wrong.
@ecw4life2672 жыл бұрын
@@Alex_K221 Taliban takeover Electric Boogaloo
@Ceece202 жыл бұрын
Thanks Brandon!
@steeldriver5338 Жыл бұрын
Technically America did win the war in Afghanistan. The country was under American control within the year of the initial invasion. Like Vietnam, public and political willingness to remain there turned south. Couple a mishandled withdrawal with a shortsightedness on the abilities of the Afghanistanian army (along with a few other factors), and you get what happened in 2021
@paradoxxop21873 жыл бұрын
"You're in the wrong war Hitler" -Sovietwomble 1961
@Johndoe-jd3 жыл бұрын
"Hitler is a friend" - sovietwomble 2016
@dak44653 жыл бұрын
"are you appologising to hitler?" -sovietwomble 1961
@Johndoe-jd3 жыл бұрын
"Carefull Hitler" -sovietwomble 1961
@anicecomfybedforyoutosleep73023 жыл бұрын
Hitler did hate communism
@ghazghkullthraka97143 жыл бұрын
He fought in WWI where he got a reputation for being both lucky and a right prick
@GoldenPenHD5 жыл бұрын
0:00 *Smells air* “I love the smell of racism in the morning”
@Anakin-fj8jz5 жыл бұрын
The Derp Chaos Your here to?
@beelal64075 жыл бұрын
Smells air in the afternoon "Love the smell of napalm inn the afternoon"
@oddacity58835 жыл бұрын
Smells rainy air in the evening “Man i love the smell of mother nature sharing their property with us, long live the communist party”
@jeremylim24215 жыл бұрын
Smells like ... *Victory*
@luchadorito5 жыл бұрын
Ho shi minh the inventor of instant noodke konnichiua
@summushieremiasclarkson47003 жыл бұрын
"you're in the Vietnam war, you're not allowed to be racist" That joke went over a lot of heads.
@Tumbleflop3 жыл бұрын
So did the napalm
@andreaszafiropoulos46673 жыл бұрын
"knees are not supposed to bend like that" I know... *Cries from hospital bed*
@orue54993 жыл бұрын
ouch
@andreaszafiropoulos46673 жыл бұрын
@@orue5499 recovered since, stairs are still a bitch though
@DakotaofRaptors2 жыл бұрын
I got sepsis in my elbow. They had to suction out all of the fluid from it. It was very red and swollen. Still have the scar.
@andreaszafiropoulos46672 жыл бұрын
@@DakotaofRaptors that sounds nasty, hope you recover
@LunchThyme5 жыл бұрын
"That's racist!" - Soviet Womble, while speaking Japanese to a picture of Ho Chi Minh.
@corksucker5 жыл бұрын
TheHobbitMonster r/woosh
@mrfclarke5 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with that?
@TripleChookyАй бұрын
It's wacism, everyone knows that
@binnillust5 жыл бұрын
*It’s all fun and games until the trees start speaking Vietnamese*
@John190assman5 жыл бұрын
I am suprised they didnt do a single Skinner joke.
@VosxxTV5 жыл бұрын
That’s so weird I said that cuz me and my friend at school thought we came up with that saying a few years back that’s trippy
@John190assman5 жыл бұрын
@@VosxxTV Well quote dated several years back and I am not sure of its origin the quotes dates back as much as 1999. Heres a link for reference: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onOlanSkZb-Haas This is a British sitcom named Spaced btw.
@truongtrungnghia24165 жыл бұрын
Because we have predators technology:))))
@oddacity58835 жыл бұрын
“Bố tiên sư bọn Mĩ cứ lấy gạo của bọn tao làm gì” -Hoe Chi Minh
@DEAD_ACCOUNT00003 жыл бұрын
6:42 I am very curious as to what he said to make Soviet go insane
@xyfurion3 жыл бұрын
Probably something somewhat racist
@Johndoe-jd3 жыл бұрын
He said *nooo* *naughty* *stop it* *no* * NOOO* I actually can’t find which stream this is so good luck trying to find out yourself
@michaelburke91372 жыл бұрын
@@Johndoe-jd Twitch streams get deleted after two weeks, it's gone.
@inkwellplays39102 жыл бұрын
I seriously want to hear the full uncensored version of this I’d probably die laughing
@DEAD_ACCOUNT00002 жыл бұрын
Only anybody who watched this stream live shall provide the answers…
@Shwerpy2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video like 100 times
@spyelectric35422 жыл бұрын
Me too! Crazy!
@thatridgekid51654 жыл бұрын
Quebec: *Bombs half his squad* Quebec: Life is good Soviet: You just killed half the team Quebec: *Repeats himself while bombing the rest of his squad*
@aqua2k2104 жыл бұрын
He never said whom it was good for
@thatridgekid51654 жыл бұрын
@@aqua2k210 he isn't the one who got bombed, so go figure
@plamtree68524 жыл бұрын
This is why i love quebec, other than for his voice of course
@Darkoriax17 Жыл бұрын
Average Quebec moment.
@trapthephotographer88385 ай бұрын
Half done why stop
@jackbomb99195 жыл бұрын
The punishwr was actually cyanide ... he was trying to teach you about spacing
@gravitykat7145 жыл бұрын
Jackbomb99 “don’t let them back in im teaching them a lesson about spacing
@storche2115 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would've said "Spacing" in that moment so bad.
@BaconHoodie5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Jmcgee11255 жыл бұрын
Thought of the same thing
@fz86913 жыл бұрын
So we can just start quoting from other vids now?
@ballsdeep69243 жыл бұрын
2:26 Womble: asks question Someone: immediately makes excuse
@Jchmcom Жыл бұрын
I come back to this video every couple of months because it makes me laugh so much. Laughing is far and few between these days to me. Thanks Soviet.
@superhunter8370 Жыл бұрын
We need those racist wordssssss
@DartDeathClaw5 жыл бұрын
That grenade at the APC was teaching them a very important lesson about spacing.
@witjj78525 жыл бұрын
Didn't Cy also teach them that lesson many years ago?
@adeptusyagoncius29385 жыл бұрын
@@witjj7852 that is the joke my dude!
@tantainguyen42905 жыл бұрын
Ha, i got it
@an_ordinary_goose5 жыл бұрын
Bet he's the one who threw it.
@abdulahosmanbegovic24795 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t recommend you kill me. Because your gun goes pew pew and my gun goes PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@ResonantRTS5 жыл бұрын
Vietnam is pretty fancy sometimes
@KingChinny5 жыл бұрын
You get out of here.
@chriswithakube67835 жыл бұрын
*cough*
@ResonantRTS5 жыл бұрын
RIP BG MC server
@johnpaul54475 жыл бұрын
Resonant love your content too!!!
@heyjoji19545 жыл бұрын
Resonant is mount and blade banner lord released yet?
@AdamantAlex Жыл бұрын
Does anyone know what the guy said at 6:42? Im extremely intrigued at what elicited that reaction from womble.
@ItsReallyDavid Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Soviet ever realized he was classically conditioning his friends to be racist by using the bell and his reaction as a reward
@jasperdong7734 жыл бұрын
“Nixon’s policy of containment” Truman actually started the whole containment thing im fun at parties
@jamesmccann56444 жыл бұрын
Nnnnnnnneeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrddddddddd
@Tigershark_30824 жыл бұрын
Then there's me over here, virtually memorizing an entire manual on the F-105 Thunderchief...
@DarkenedDawn4 жыл бұрын
I like you
@justanotherdayattheoffice74234 жыл бұрын
Can i come to the parties you go to? 😂
@ryanjapan31134 жыл бұрын
Can I hang out with you?
@jgardner77264 жыл бұрын
Imagine patrolling Saigon and one of your squad mates just scream “gRenAdE!!”
@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong4 жыл бұрын
I'd fucking hope my squadmates would notify me of an active grenade dropping on top of us.
@dylannecros36364 жыл бұрын
Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong yeah, even if it was a joke, I’d rather them say something and there be nothing than them say nothing and there be something.
@ObamaGamingOfficialCabinet4 жыл бұрын
"GET DOWN, GET DOWN NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"
@lemoncaketerrorist29214 жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean Ho Chi Amin City
@WorldWalker1283 жыл бұрын
I stutter when flustered, so when trying to warn my team mates about a grenade it normally comes out: "Gre- gre- gre-" and then we all die.
@edmundr343 жыл бұрын
Personally, I think Soviet should do a perfectly timed cut off scream vid.
@svrl58403 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the vietnam war, dont be racists" it's like, welcome to germany dont invade france
@sandypratama54855 жыл бұрын
No incessant use of "Fortunate Son" 3 outta 10 -IGN
@oddacity58835 жыл бұрын
The kinds of people who work there are just flamboyant fuckboys
@tylan1295 жыл бұрын
Soviet's friend: blown into chunks Soviet: hahahahaha Random enemy:leg bends wrong way Soviet:aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
@House_of_Caine4 жыл бұрын
Well, you can sort of imagine the Far Cry finger or that Vietnam Knee thing happening to you, blown into pieces is a bit over the top, no?
@tylan1294 жыл бұрын
@@House_of_Caine not if an explosive goes off right in front of you it's not, but I get where you're coming from
@ls2000764 жыл бұрын
@@House_of_Caine explosion
@louisbaker43624 жыл бұрын
If you're blown to a million pieces I'm sure you wouldn't be in a position to be bothered about it. Having your leg bent the wrong way though! XD
@House_of_Caine4 жыл бұрын
@@louisbaker4362 This^ a perfect way of putting it.
@cocoanutz4it548 Жыл бұрын
Four years later and I still want to know what was said that was so bad that it had to be censored yet the word c**t wasn’t 😂
@helluvafan247 Жыл бұрын
Who doesn't lol
@helluvafan247 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that sh£t isn't sensored yet
@DaroGonzalez Жыл бұрын
8:25 We can say now you're right
@The_viking_Ninja Жыл бұрын
came back just for this
@tomatomathy5 жыл бұрын
his ability to edit "PEW" on where bullets are amazes me
@PandaWolf5255 жыл бұрын
TomK Gaming it’s all done frame by frame. That’s why it’s so smooth. Wobble does a great job with his editing. Also why it takes a while for videos to come out. Past all the footage he gets. The editing time is ridiculous.
@captainoblivious_yt5 жыл бұрын
@@PandaWolf525 He's using 3D tracking... He's not manually animating them frame-by-frame.
@HDMaco135 жыл бұрын
@@captainoblivious_yt Oh ? I've never heard about 3D tracking until now
@jamesMK1015 жыл бұрын
@@captainoblivious_yt I believe he has said in a video that he edits the bullets frame by frame
@NATO2465 жыл бұрын
The way i do them is by key framing each frame until it comes out smooth. It takes me about 3 minutes to edit a single "pew"
@FokkerBoombass5 жыл бұрын
Womble: Breaks out the "no racism" bell. Also Womble: Makes fun of three Asian countries simultaneously at 1:35
@filmandfirearms5 жыл бұрын
@@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 OK, calm the fuck down. You do realize that technology like paper and gunpowder comes from China, and that folded steel, which is a big part of why we can build the buildings we can, comes from Japan?
@str_brst89795 жыл бұрын
@@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 oi you better calm down before i call the shogun on you
@direhunter70455 жыл бұрын
@@str_brst8979 dont! he wir be a disgrace to his FamiRy
@str_brst89795 жыл бұрын
@@direhunter7045 who? The shogun? EDIT: ror that engrish is awesome
@direhunter70455 жыл бұрын
@@str_brst8979 if you report him to the shogun You wir give disgrace to his famiry And he wir have to regain his honor Note: this is both racist and fun
@theloreoverseer71063 жыл бұрын
6:04 that joke aged well.
@antiluckwk Жыл бұрын
Cod cold war, or something else?
@RelentlessRDS2 жыл бұрын
The way Soviet's voice cracks while saying "You fuckers are doing this on purpose" cracks me up
@randomman1000tweeny15 жыл бұрын
Soviet womble: 05:32 - "you can't say that, that's racist" Also Soviet womble: 01:35 - "Ho Chi Minh, the man who invented the instant noodle. Konichiwa"
@MoskHotel5 жыл бұрын
Starxel Konichiwa
@RealMailou5 жыл бұрын
Absolute hypocrite
@tonypeppermint53295 жыл бұрын
Also, idiotic.
@BloomingBlueClayon5 жыл бұрын
And he even said Konichiwa (that's Japanese)
@MoskHotel5 жыл бұрын
1:43 FUBAR
@archmagosdeciuskronen15015 жыл бұрын
"Hearts and minds"? I learned from Master Cyanide, "They will still have Hearts and Minds, they'll just be splattered all over the wall!"
@theandrzej28905 жыл бұрын
I remember that
@afonso79465 жыл бұрын
2 bullets to the heart and 1 to the mind
@abramo77005 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta till ZF gets a flamethrower and some explosives
@lucaockert30305 жыл бұрын
The good old arma 3 times
@97antiv5 жыл бұрын
and thats why in my clan im banned from being CAS
@SinginShooter3 жыл бұрын
It's weird hearing Quebec freak out after being calm in Monstrum.
@AJDaniels52982 жыл бұрын
1:20 With which I can WERF FLAMMEN. This shit still keeps me up at night wheezing.
@Avatarlatte4 жыл бұрын
These guys are like a modern day Monty Python crew and I love it lmao
@heavystalin24194 жыл бұрын
Minus coconuts
@tinde20704 жыл бұрын
@@heavystalin2419 with the beating Wombles nuts take every day, they are large enough to replace the coconuts.
@sonofjack62864 жыл бұрын
Me too
@edgarbanuelos64724 жыл бұрын
I now watch his videos in a new light
@etwizard53134 жыл бұрын
Life of Womble
@brasilball3535 жыл бұрын
Rising Storm 2: Nevil's Homeland
@vneezy5 жыл бұрын
That's offensive to vietnamese people, they can actually speak at least one language
@checkenginelight66815 жыл бұрын
Fargh ythou
@TheLastPwnr5 жыл бұрын
(*racist bell*)
@antitroller1015 жыл бұрын
"Broken Arrow" - US military code "Broken English" - ZF Clan code Either way they are in a screw position and need help
@bartoszlasota65475 жыл бұрын
His name is not Nevil you bith
@greeninferno13394 ай бұрын
One of the hardest times I’ve laughed: thanks Wimbledon, I needed it
@Horokiwibirb2 жыл бұрын
2:43 shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.... MR SANDMAAAAN BRING ME A DREAAAM
@Cherry-qh9hi5 жыл бұрын
"Hitler's a friend" -SovietWomble, 2015, Random Rust Bullshittery (part2)
@milesbailor50195 жыл бұрын
oh look a sweet Cherry
@treybirdo72235 жыл бұрын
@@milesbailor5019 eat it lol
@milesbailor50195 жыл бұрын
darkfox slayer i will eat that Sweet Cheery...... gladly
@davecrupel28174 жыл бұрын
4:33 follow this at 60fps at 0.25x speed. You'll see that Soviet does not miss a beat here. Stuff like that shows how his efforts to not take shortcuts while editing pays off!
@TheGuardDuck4 жыл бұрын
Quantum ladder.
@AllCentaur3 жыл бұрын
That looks frame by frame!
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
@@AllCentaur It is indeed editeed *frame by frame.* Which is a big contributor to why he takes so long per upload. But, as i said, it pays off. Ive been watching Womble's uploads over and over for the last 4 years. Still entertaining and funny and the edits never cease to amaze. :)
@simonmailhot-hebert47793 жыл бұрын
@@davecrupel2817 I'd like to argue that his edits are only getting better and better !
@branchy22793 жыл бұрын
@@davecrupel2817 no. He just tracked the guy I doubt he did it frame by frame
@sammyule6 ай бұрын
I've been watching this video for years, I know ever moment, every word, and I still laugh. It's one of the very few pieces of media that I can watch every few months.
@Raigoth3 жыл бұрын
That compilation of Quebec sounds cracks me up every time.
@theSILKROAD2105 жыл бұрын
icewallowcome. ladies and gentlemen, we got him!
@twiggs49835 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the music playing in my head right now
@ShishouDzukiZaManako5 жыл бұрын
thats racist to the french or something XD
@WolfRebel5 жыл бұрын
When I saw it pop up in the video I was like “no please no he didn’t-“ and then my face hit my keyboard
@BlinkyBlonkmw25 жыл бұрын
@@twiggs4983 I was lead astray, the day you walked away
@theSILKROAD2105 жыл бұрын
@Zacharie Boivin Thank you.
@SRVideoGame5 жыл бұрын
10 minutes of intense war gameplay how many people does soviet kill? 2
@commodusgenesis47595 жыл бұрын
Chapaa actually 4 including 2 of his own teammates
@Ansai5635 жыл бұрын
Darklordgaming64 actually I think it was 5
@EvelynDayless5 жыл бұрын
In war someone has to do the killing and someone else has to do the dying.
@AquariumRick5 жыл бұрын
8 total
@HeadfortheHillsInc5 жыл бұрын
Remember “An officer does not necessarily take part in the fighting” - either one of the Arma or CSGO bullshittery
@Steel_3 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video because of the absolutely beautiful animation(?) Of Quebec freaking out at various things.
@gregoryfitzpatrick2468 Жыл бұрын
When Quebec moved the mic closer to his mouth, he should have yelled, "GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!"
@priyathamu55605 жыл бұрын
That bell would be broken if Cyanide was here
@Mis7erSeven5 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was here but you couln't hear him over the sound of the bell (and the flamethrower).
@CrusnikVideo5 жыл бұрын
He's a minority, he can't be racist.
@hervisdaubeny26445 жыл бұрын
where is he tho
@jimmypratt5 жыл бұрын
The only reason he isn’t is because the bells made out of his bones
@matheusdiefenthaeler53425 жыл бұрын
@@jimmypratt bones are not supposed to make that sound...
@BeachSalad5 жыл бұрын
See you in 5 months Womble.
@viscardzoom5 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@rexlexcm72495 жыл бұрын
Lol pretty much right
@blitzcon90885 жыл бұрын
Or a year if he's not out banging cyanide's girlfriend
@ninadjoshi37695 жыл бұрын
@@blitzcon9088 who is Cyanide's cousin
@blitzcon90885 жыл бұрын
@@ninadjoshi3769 cowasutra
@xboxwebcam34493 жыл бұрын
whenever i watch this video i keep remembering when i was watching this at home on my phone, and my mum would never walk by to see what was going on, and in the inconvenient moment all she saw was 5 seconds of 3:35
@sp3ct3rgaming462 жыл бұрын
Soviet at 9:50 "some guy called The Punisher just wiped the entire squad" Frank Castle: *YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT...*
@KnightRider3785 жыл бұрын
If you notice, The Punisher’s name was in blue, meaning he was on their team when he killed them. The entire US advance was halted because of a single friendly fire accident wiping out half a dozen men on the bridge.
@drewhinds44395 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Rising Storm ahaha. In red orchestra one the biggest weakness of the German faction was dead nades as the pin is pulled when you throw the nade, so if you die in the throwing animation you drop a live nade and potentially could kill half your team, which I have seen.
@KnightRider3785 жыл бұрын
Oh lord, I remember that.
@lewhanwen43025 жыл бұрын
And even better, THAT'S the name of a Marvel character, real name Frank Castle, who was initially portrayed as a veteran of the Vietnam War. A hardened soldier to the end, he takes no prisoners and is precise as all hell... which makes this incident all the more funnier because this pretty much means Frank just blew up a couple of his own countrymen. *Accidentally.* *HE DOES NOT ACCIDENTALLY KILL HIS OWN COMRADES.*
@thenightwarriorgaming42765 жыл бұрын
I had a CO that called artillery on a point as we had basically the whole team on the point. He won the game for the opposing team
@maxaudet51774 жыл бұрын
@@thenightwarriorgaming4276 "Life is good" Quebec's rampage
@tkb6675 жыл бұрын
We need an uncensored version of this.
@TheTundraTerror5 жыл бұрын
@@millerwhale Funny how you felt the need to censor the one against blacks but not the one against Jews. Hmm.
@doughboyjimmy46445 жыл бұрын
No we dont
@GlytcheD5 жыл бұрын
@@adrianb5352 noooo, that's for hispanics/latinos. Get your racism right!
@hhohbeta33465 жыл бұрын
@@adrianb5352 that's mexicans
@adrianb53525 жыл бұрын
@@hhohbeta3346 and who are the gypsies ?
@Brett_is_Veng10 ай бұрын
i love the racism bell and the commentary and the humour and espcially the animation notes that get attached everywhere *pew* etc. Amazing. I love these vids
@davidt1d Жыл бұрын
5:57 there is a general named he ping
@Dinklebean5 жыл бұрын
Still washing those stains of Digby out of my clothes... The clothes, at least, I can get new ones... But the PTSD will never go away.
@SovietWomble5 жыл бұрын
Digby will always be with us in spirit. And in our hair until we can wash him out.
@DigbyTathamWarterZF5 жыл бұрын
REMEMBER ME!
@spikeydapikey14835 жыл бұрын
Poor chap went to pieces.
@Eriksjostrom5 жыл бұрын
You must be completely beside yourself. Just like most of Digby is by now.
@rierku5 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling Digby didn't quite get the memo about how this whole "covering your squad" business is done properly... Well, now he covers everything...
@Slavesforsale15 жыл бұрын
Quebec playing a horror game? Walk in the park listening to lofi. Quebec experiencing the Vietnam War? A walk though Syria listening to the screams of his dead parents.
@fds74765 жыл бұрын
The screams of his dead parents... Now that's ehat I would call a temporal anomaly.
@sympatheticcannibal55123 жыл бұрын
I love these videos, I don't know how many times I've rewatched these
@Nater22043 жыл бұрын
6:59 "here we have [ZF] poro who is recieving the medal of honor" 'indistinct whispering' "i have been informed that [ZF] poro will be recieving the medal of DIShonor."
@PapaBoohisski5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Very Censored" followed straight away by "Cunts". This is ironically brilliant Womble
@Eriksjostrom5 жыл бұрын
*Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* CUNTS! *Bleep* This must be how Australian daytime television is censored.
@jwinter74805 жыл бұрын
Erik Sjöström as an Aussie I can confirm this
@jackbartlett58405 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the autistic screaming
@Dourkan5 жыл бұрын
@@Eriksjostrom this fucking killed me, real straya HAHAHAHAHA
@evanhendrie90935 жыл бұрын
I'm just curious what he was bleeping out if he left that in?
@tomtankengine05 жыл бұрын
Soviet is like a real military father. Returning every few months, for a few fleeting moments. As his family brace for the day he fails to return at all.
@kamalmann48835 жыл бұрын
underated comment
@austinsells55585 жыл бұрын
Truly
@rydergilbertson68035 жыл бұрын
tomtankengine laughing so hard at this
@birdman48855 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there’s gonna be a day that he never gets out of the bathroom.
@robertoramos59435 жыл бұрын
Birdman The destroyer I understood ur reference you aren’t alone🤧
@rebelliongaming73483 жыл бұрын
Anybody else really wish they could hear the uncensored version? 😂
@kestalos10502 жыл бұрын
I think the best part of this is that it took nearly 8 minutes to see any footage of Soviet actually shooting an enemy.
@TheMrSark5 жыл бұрын
**shudders**
@Jamio_5 жыл бұрын
*sound of distant hueys intensifies*
@mimegaming34445 жыл бұрын
Mr Sark I was fucking waiting on my favorite machinma boy to be here!
@orange84275 жыл бұрын
Holy shit Sark, what are you doing here
@wheels885 жыл бұрын
SARK THEM FUCKERS GOT US PINNED!!!
@BlueLeprechaun155 жыл бұрын
"Screams of a Vietcong Ambush"
@rosehaley60125 жыл бұрын
Well, it’s been fun, see you guys in 4 months
@asasimpson22615 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@skysoft69965 жыл бұрын
Ill miss you
@michaelmcaleese50395 жыл бұрын
Apparently he's got about ten of these lined up ready to go. Videos I mean, not necessarily all Rising Storm 2.
@Unclear45 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmcaleese5039 what's he holding the back for?
@tramachi70275 жыл бұрын
maybe spacing them out to gain the maximum amount of views, etc. But honestly if Soviet would like release like 10 Videos each 10-20 mins I would binge watch them all in one go xD
@pieguy2123413 жыл бұрын
0:30 ok I like this video but this part pisses me off 1. It was President Truman’s policy of containment 2. Eisenhower was president when US troops entered Vietnam 3.)It was The fear of the domino effect not containment that got the US involved 4.) Nixon pulled Troops OUT of Vietnam during his presidency Sorry if this seems nit-picky and it’s probably part of the joke but I just needed this out of my system
@jericho17332 жыл бұрын
I remember when this came out, I can’t believe it’s been over 2 and a half years already. The pandemic made time fly by so fast
@Gajiggles5 жыл бұрын
*HEY JOE, I DIDN’T KNOW THE TREES SPOKE VIETNAMESE!*
@Nether645 жыл бұрын
*bell ringing*
@raymondlopez56665 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@mistabonge5 жыл бұрын
“Welcome to the Vietnam war, please don’t be racist.” “JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM
@mewhenthemewhenstheme5 жыл бұрын
i saw the video too
@Fragger_Phrst5 жыл бұрын
He actually says “go smell some napalm!”
@ajbolt72 жыл бұрын
The racist bell constantly ringing was glorious
@macelroyfamily49103 жыл бұрын
4:54 Just be careful, he has an EXPLOSIVE personality!
@subzu27333 жыл бұрын
I'm angry but impressed
@ifreet90585 жыл бұрын
Womble: "DoNT Be RAciSt" Literally less then 2 minutes in "KONICHIWAA"
@btfo4205 жыл бұрын
I lol’d so hard as a Vietnamese. Well fucking done Soviet.
@Dusse2005 жыл бұрын
Theres literally nothing racist about that, lol.
@imyou7515 жыл бұрын
So..its racist to say "hello" in another lenguage? XD
@Masakino0015 жыл бұрын
im you Pretty sure he means since “konnichiha” is Japanese and not viet
@btfo4205 жыл бұрын
BlackTT well shit is, Vietnamese “hello” is not “Konnichiwa”
@user-mv1ez4hf7z5 жыл бұрын
No wonder Womble never uploads He's been off to war all this time
@thegeneralscall5 жыл бұрын
Turnips. I think he’s actually been too busy recovering from that ptsd of the live stream.
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg35955 жыл бұрын
@@thegeneralscall Yeah, the game immerses you into the war so much that you get PTSD as well, but if he was a real soldier, I could see him getting PTSD from the later events, and at the end he lived for way too long then he should've
@GumpierGoat25 жыл бұрын
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 there was "sum tim wong" with Soviet after playing
@jonathanasdell93102 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorite games for the overall combat feel of chaos and loud noises
@avatarkap3249 Жыл бұрын
i watched this three years ago and only just now got the "Ray-Kay" joke. omg that was good.