How to Commit the most War Crimes in Minecraft

[@cuicuidev]

Fun speedrun category: fastest time to commit each one of the war crimes at least once

[@calebtremor]

👀ill reach out to speedrun.com

[@NobodyHere96]

warcrime%

[@bibekdas7449]

Don't give them ideas...

[@Ninjakiw1]

Geneva suggestions

[@Pyrotechn1cs]

Nay. We must go further. GENEVA CHECKLIST

[@Ninjakiw1]

@Pyrotechn1cs Geneva demands

[@sans1331]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@Ninjakiw1geneva-shmeneva *commits war crimes*

[@leaDR356]

Geneva new year's resolution

[@Joe93819]

Old and overused

[@gratermccheesy9650]

“Ferb, I Know What We’re Gonna Do Today”

[@muiwols6709]

Epic algorithm pull.

[@taiyo-alt1360]

If you wait for all the pillagers to break their bows and then kill them you are killing a surrendering enemy

[@OddWorlderer]

Do their gear even take durability damage in vanilla?

[@louiedavid681]

​@@OddWorldereryes

[@SupersuMC]

​@@OddWorlderer Yup

[@JesseCase]

Oooow that's a good one! That's dirty, I like it!

[@eziepiezie]

Instructions unclear; my lingering wither potion chambers got busted by the villager soviets

[@calebtremor]

you might start a cold war and develop bigger more lethal weapons

[@Deilos_pizzagame]

Creative mode players when they see a village

[@outbackboisplaythrough6982]

Got to say, now that I watched this video, I found out I'm going about committing war crimes in Minecraft the complete wrong way. Very Informative allowed me to check of my bucket list easier.

[@calebtremor]

glad I could help

[@KrakDuk]

Ok now this is epic

[@calebtremor]

Oh yeah boooyaaa

[@Neto.nxr4ed]

5:34 I expected you saying (skibidi, rizz, etc) But saying (MLG, 360 no scope) Made me feel old

[@calebtremor]

I am chronically online but I just couldn't let myself say those words out loud, so I had to go with the classics

[@an_hero]

@@calebtremor Fun fact: in middle school, one of my teachers actually tried to ban the meme "yee"

[@sanderhackerhd8369]

MLG isn't a brainrot word

[@an_hero]

@@sanderhackerhd8369 MLG refers to a specific genre of old meme, and MLG compilations were essentially a preview of what the average meme in 2024 would have been like

[@sanderhackerhd8369]

@@an_hero I know what MLG is, I'm not stupid

[@shadowwolph-]

The banana for scale was very helpful!

[@calebtremor]

thank you I tried to help people visualize it better

[@Wibrr]

Definition of underrated

[@rosejasmin7842]

66.6 billion crimes?that number is a bit unholy for sure

[@calebtremor]

its fitting

[@amotobridger1314]

is it possible to war crime a woodland mansion?

[@IgiSzy]

Yes you can kill the alloys :P

[@calebtremor]

Good point! I shouldve mentioned this, but I chose not to include the woodland mansion because its just one building, and so I didn't really believe it was really a "settlement" like a pillager tower (it has tents) and a village

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

*flash backs to when I was a kid and would specifically make new flat worlds just to destroy villages and stuff like that*

[@PerryHJass]

Just a disclaimer this was all in Minecraft so he technically did nothing wrong.

[@calebtremor]

Thank you, now the UN is off my back

[@RedVRCC]

hbm nuclear tech mod includes pretty much everything you need to effectively commit every war crime, from white phosphorus to nukes to poison gas to guns you can use to shoot villagers with. This alone also greatly expands the list of possible war crimes. Add a few more mods like customnpcs and lost cities and set up a few basic nations to unlock those nation based categories as well. And because hbm also adds machinery like power plants and the ability to build a power grid, there is now civilian infrastructure you can attack too.

[@calebtremor]

might have to get that mod

[@lufthansi_]

thank god minecraft is just a game and I cant be judged on any of those aspects

[@CyanSoups]

Actually, there are slightly less max war crimes since not every village has a church. Possibly other worldgen quirks would remove or add crimes here and there too, but at this point, we're making tanks out of basins anyway.

[@calebtremor]

true good point, however, each village can have a cleric and so whatever building that cleric lives in could be considered a church

[@CyanSoups]

​@calebtremor Not quite. You need a Brewing Stand for a villager to be a Cleric, which only spawn in churches.

[@Motraz]

6:14 for d) you need to spawnproof the area around pillager outposts so they can't spawn

[@calebtremor]

that could work

[@AngelGamer-qg5cq]

Except that isn't the full total. If you want to 100% minecraft war crimes, you gotta do it for every single seed. There's 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 possible seeds, so there's about 1,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (1.8 Nonillion war crimes). Which (pretty sure) you'd need to spend 9 * 10^19 years completing, so the universe will be dead before you do all the warcrimes

[@calebtremor]

I'd get it done before Christmas, I'm just built different

[@ehan9126]

@@calebtremor damn brother

[@MrPlab1780]

But wait, there's more! *points to the piglins

[@SupersuMC]

Oh no. XD

[@bigotis9042]

"as someone who has taken a history class" 💀

[@Cheeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

The Geneva Checklist

[@bushkingdom2371]

The piglins could probably also count as a group, also what about woodland mansions?

[@calebtremor]

I was torn between including them, but I feel like piglins are more mob than humanoid creature, and woodland mansions is iffy but I didn't include them because I feel like since its just one building its not really a settlement

[@jcb5782]

Ah, so that’s when the tragedy of Alesia was born

[@Chance_Rice]

Woodland mansions should have been brought up

[@Chance_Rice]

And piglins

[@calebtremor]

Now that a lot of people have mentioned it, Woodland Mansions probably should've made the list, I didn't add it because it's just one building. And Piglins seem more like a mob than a humanoid creature to me. They live in ruins, spawn in biomes, and don't really show any super-intelligent traits besides trading objects for shinier objects

[@boxoid5230]

Amazing guide, i have been sentenced to 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years in prison.

[@halfarpl0185]

Finally something interesting to do in mc before the winter drop

[@Jas42-ne3re]

WE OPENING PRIVATE BROWSING WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

[@EnderThePirate]

you forgot the piglins which also live in civilizations

[@DimiDzi]

don't forget about the pig humans of the nether and the black humans of the floating islands

[@Turkwithknife]

Peak

[@SivaExperiment]

Bro forgot piglins 💀 there is plenty more we can add

[@Zombietesla369]

very nice ideas - The UN probably.

[@ChaaosEnthusiast]

That sounds like a great date idea.

[@mariuslarsen5587]

Very helpful and informative guide. Thank you!

[@werderwu]

This boutta blow up mark my words

[@venator-fb7yy]

Time to take notes...💀

[@xCrenis]

I waited for this my whole life, thank you

[@4shTheBel0ved]

Thank you for this very informative guide, now I finally know how to commit the most cruel warcrimes possible! (In minecraft)

[@calebtremor]

It’s a good thing you said (in Minecraft) otherwise the UN would’ve stormed your house

[@4shTheBel0ved]

@@calebtremor Ikrr

[@BoxShortsYT]

You earned my sub!

[@brotmeister6234]

That was honestly a hilarious video, why so few subs? i wish you luck!

[@calebtremor]

thank you!

[@Thete]

what about the piglins in the bastions?

[@calebtremor]

Since the bastions are just ruins and they also spann in certain nether biomes I feel like they are more like a hostile mob instead of a war crimeable humanoid creature

[@Thete]

@@calebtremor But it's a home that is actively inhabited, you can tell by the housing units. And piglins are more complex and less hostile than illagers....they aren't mindless monsters.

[@humpsterthedumpster3653]

@@calebtremor sweet dehumanization

[@ChapoMinecraftScientist]

Hi nice video I think you could include the piglins

[@angryy_96]

new sub brother

[@anoddlyspecificnamepart2]

Villagers do have combatants or a rather police force. Iron Golems.

[@joshuaroberts3722]

I think you might have overestimated villages and pillagers, maybe it would be helpful to take a sample of overworld and extrapolate from there? I'm sure chunkbase could help too!

[@calebtremor]

I went based on spawning statistics I found online. According to that, Minecraft divides the overworld into squares of roughly 500x500 blocks and in each one of those squares there is a 50% chance for a village to spawn. If we divide the world into sections of 1000x1000 blocks the chances that there is at least one village in one of the 4 500x500 squares that make up one 1000x1000 section, is really high, around 95%

[@RUBIPRO]

I've got a world with the mod comes alive that gives villagers a more alive look and behaviour Let's say that, in order to get more people into my imaginary empire to get more taxes, I had to kidnap plenty of people by the method of "you want candy?" and then had them living in way better houses than they were before Dang, Im way too good with them, the only bad thing I do is taxes

[@calebtremor]

*Spoiler alert* my next video is about tax evasion, so make sure your villagers dont watch that

[@RUBIPRO]

@calebtremor gotcha

[@anonymousanonymous2649]

I really enjoyed this. I found it really amusing. I wish I didn’t sound like a robot saying this. Seriously though, that bucket list joke was really 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100.

[@calebtremor]

01110100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101

[@clutterArranger]

In the first 200 subs. Go king!

[@Sakapaka]

w video

[@Waitermelonyoutube]

Yay crime

[@z-leigh6554]

But does this account for the creation of new settlements for the purpose of doing more war crimes? Can you automate the crimes against humanity process in minecraft?

[@calebtremor]

I like the way you think. Infinite crime

[@jocabulous]

AKA how i play the game every time

[@interstellarsurfer]

Average Canadian war enjoyer, 👍

[@endergamerxp]

9:15 using poison potion and arrow also making he iron farm x)

[@justinlee39]

I have never clicked faster💀

[@DanielAnderson-j8j]

Cool

[@JNJNRobin1337]

oh yeah didnt the geneva folks want to do something game related?

[@xX_14_Big_Chungus_88_Xx]

You forgot about woodland mansions.

[@TheThreehigh]

My friend Kyle did this once

[@calebtremor]

please say in minecraft

[@Limofeus]

But what about piglins? I recon they're humanoid enough

[@calebtremor]

I didn't really think about them, especially since they are not local to settlements. They are only in ruins and spawn in certain nether biomes. They feel more like just a spawnable mob instead of a humanoid enough creature

[@ready7307]

How many unique tho?

[@calebtremor]

15 Warcrimes, 4 crimes of aggression, 5 crimes of genocide, and 11 crimes against humanity

[@snuff3577]

7:23 video starts here

[@Number1FireflyFan]

Yay crimes

[@yaboigavin13]

Finally,

[@derevianne1108]

no way u forgot about mansions and igloos

[@felipecardope]

25.4 octillion

[@angryy_96]

this shit fr leaked form my gc

[@theonesithtorulethemall]

Why Play Minecraft and rehearse old warcrimes… When u can play stellaris and invent new ones???

[@calebtremor]

👀👀

[@zweizunulll]

amazing now add gun mods

[@theguildofthetranquilpine5360]

The IDF just joined Minecraft

[@Ward3n_Main]

17 8 in mine craft

[@BenHernandez-lk1fv]

4:48

[@TRMT1611]

How can you get 176 subs with only 35 views.😂

[@kawabalik5080]

اخي شو انت بتحكي؟

[@ready7307]

multiple videos... not everyone subscribed watched it...

[@calebtremor]

I used to make videos 4 years ago

[@TRMT1611]

oh

[@humpsterthedumpster3653]

only 2577 views in 24 hours, bro fell off