HOW TO COOK CRAWFISH LIKE A PRO?

[@varshakeshari5072]

"How to murder CRAWFISH like a pro"

[@SilverFang2789]

Right because no other animal on earth kills other animals for food

[@douma9137]

​@@SilverFang2789ehhm what

[@InvertedBuns]

​@@SilverFang2789meanwhile my shark in my aquarium: 👁️👄👁️

[@barketcorporation2073]

​@@SilverFang2789 meanwhile the crocodile in my backyard and lion in the bathroom : what?

[@htoyml277]

cut the head off

[@liillokkaa]

_First, you have to relax your victims with a nice bath, rubbing their bellies, make them feel at home…_

[@LeeDassin]

I mean…. How else do you subdue your victims?

[@twinkles5114]

Totally giving psycho killer story vibes 😅

[@stooge81]

From the Jeffrey Dahmer playbook...

[@derrickharmon7980]

And plenty of Jesus Juice 🧉🦐

[@joshagee8251]

So many ppl mad about this lmao. But yet you guys continue to eat food. It’s almost like ALL FOOD COMES FROM THE KILLING OF SOME SORT OF ANIMAL, PLANT, or other LIFEFORM

[@Sonicfan45672]

“Chinese Liquor 👹” got me laughing 😭😭

[@user-iu1tk4yo1o]

yeah.so strong like drinking lava…and I'm driving it now👹

[@brianb8003]

Guys, they were all guilty crawfish. Didn't you hear them beginning? They had lengthy trials, were diligently defended by a team of lawyers. But in the end, a jury of their peers found them guilty and sentenced them to death. We are not to judge crawfish law. Only carry out it's punishments..

[@kami79x]

No

[@nitishchyaupattnaik9619]

Yes Yes

[@cvqz]

_“your daddy lied to you about how to boil crawfish” - Louisiana Crawfish Company dude_

[@prittt9639]

LMFAO

[@amadddd0]

😂😂😂

[@XtoSkip]

Underrated comment.

[@javansmith3080]

Bro cut the head off

[@AlexeyIvan-di2wj]

But he would be very disappointed. you don't torture crawfish with salt

[@googleisaterroristorganizan]

Born in Mississippi river water, died in Mississippi river water 😢😂

[@namithak7677]

First time I laughed so hard on someone's death lol 🤣🤣 Btw Sus & sassy username 😂

[@aanya1612]

That was BRUTAL

[@exploreraa983]

ever watch a bird eat a crawfish? ..... they would likely prefer the Chinese alcohol bath and Thai massage.

[@anpanbbang9469]

To the people saying that this footage is too graphic to be shown, where else do you thibk you get your meat from? Do you think chickens and lambs and cows just donate their muscles for human consumption for the fun of it?? No. Some of you are way too sheltered for your own good. The way he killed the animals was a lot more humane than regular commercial methods like boiling, blanching and frying.

[@Strangerlove85]

Really said, " fuck y'all light weights, go for the fatality."

[@yufwsky]

i yelled "OHHH HELLL NOOO"

[@ganeshsuguna6021]

Shit

[@tarushmakkar3652]

So that confirms it. You are in reality a crawfish! I hope this guy catches you before you take over humanity ✨✨✨🦐👑

[@tarushmakkar3652]

Crawfish King

[@DavidPerez-ez1mw]

It’s been 100% proven that salt is not required at any point in the cleaning.

[@skankhunt434]

And

[@yuzuruotonashi659]

Salt everything, science or not

[@igotnoodlesgold9193]

Doesn't that just hurt them?

[@Wyatt_Riley]

​@@yuzuruotonashi659salt for seasoning always, just don't waste it for "cleaning" when it does nothing

[@brandonhudson1870]

@@yuzuruotonashi659well sure. But what exactly does salting them before do? You can add seasoning to the boil but in the beginning it doesn’t do anything. Salt isn’t sticking to anything or adding flavor

[@chrisbarnett5593]

He did ask them what spices they wanted for their last bath.

[@johannfunn6962]

Oh my god maybe use a sharp knife to cut off the heads more quickly 😭😭

[@exploreraa983]

it might help you to know that crustaceans do not feel pain internally, like mammals do.

[@ZenChefMo]

This is frkn dope!!!

[@Aviralxdxdxd]

Bro I ain't eating crawfish ever again after seeing this 😭😭😭😭😭

[@exploreraa983]

you should watch the videos on how ducks and chickens are dispatched, and if you think the cows get it easy, yeah nope its all brutal.

[@motorious6288]

YOU DON’T NEED SALT TO PURGE

[@Sqxare]

“aight imma head out”

[@Switirosu]

The irony classic😂😂😂😂

[@pinogrigio9938]

The crawfish gets a message before getting cooked 😂

[@mingmingyip19]

Nope!!

[@slippinjenny7410]

So weirded out by the comments, y'all don't have crawfish where you're from? It's such a common thing in the south

[@nmpoy]

a non american wouldn’t know you meant southern part of the us if you just say “the south” lol

[@opupkk4156]

where is "the south" wtf lmao

[@user-xj8qy9dj7t]

​@@nmpoynon american here, could instantly tell he is talking about southern usa, tbh only americans talk like theyre the only place on earth, so trust me, we know what hes talking about..

[@nmpoy]

@@user-xj8qy9dj7t i mean.. it is easy to infer. my whole point was that they shouldn’t speak like america is the center of the world

[@McBeanermen]

I mean at least he’s honest lmfao

[@BMZ24569]

10 minute bath in water from Mississippi River😂😂😂😂

[@ayangaming282]

If you feel bad for the fish than remember its a canon event bruh

[@airbear69]

This is the first I have ever seen someone take the poop out of crawfish before cooking them.

[@Jenblossom08]

its not

[@KillbasaIndianSausage]

Son brushed the crawfish 😂

[@tttoms4763]

Ah yes, garlic with a side of crayfish

[@motiv8mate.]

Humanity left the chat ☠️

[@mythicwarrior2724]

he killed them instantly tho?

[@tresoba3975]

I keep wondering why is his chicken bouillon green? Did that come from the Mississippi River also?😢😅

[@LeeDassin]

Evil chicken Bouillon is green the alignment changes it’s colour.

[@someguy1243]

This video makes me want to be a vegitarian.

[@tsar2149]

This is a murder on live television 😂

[@JackTheStrippa]

"Ahhh finally some water, were going home boys. Oohh a massage, damn this feels good...."

[@iRyuzen]

People really be getting mad about them crawfish being alive. I mean sure you imagine yourself being in the same position it wouldn't be nice but personally idgaf. It's nature , the strong devours the weak. Do you get mad about an apex predator sinking his teeth into its prey's neck? I dont think so

[@fatima546]

What the hell

[@dragonballa5083]

My Cajun ancestors mourn from the afterlife 😢

[@I_love_Ronaldo7]

Bros on a journey to say out of this world💀

[@wittyvonskitsum]

I watch for the food, but I watch again for the amazing script and magnificent accent to go along with it

[@polyfloralhoney]

The family: we have a person living below us that keeps screaming, “THE ROOOOK!”

[@cheeseaddict]

This is going to be a controversial one...

[@dailyanimalshortsplanet_27]

Why?

[@Chicken56877]

Why?

[@cheeseaddict]

@@dailyanimalshortsplanet_27 I also don't get why, I also disagree with the people that think it is

[@dailyanimalshortsplanet_27]

@@cheeseaddict oh okay

[@nmpoy]

what’s controversial about crawfish? it’s basically a bigger shrimp

[@zahavieti]

You are sick!!!!!!

[@Sleepyhead_22]

Lol

[@Gin132456]

Chinese liquor, aka rice wine

[@joosiekawk]

that shit is powerful

[@stooge81]

Better a quick death by decapitation than a slow one by boiling in a mix of evil bouillon and water from the Mississippi River.

[@Egn0145]

As a Asian from the state of Louisiana I'm offended thar u didn't boil it..

[@Chree1s]

I'm from Alabama but lived in louisiana all of my life basically so i call myself a Louisianian, and im offended

[@viralstore491]

Vegan going to love this 😂

[@Sailorsun_moon]

I cryyy😭

[@whatsappvideosandgifs4315]

Thats some no nonsense cooking 🔪🍳

[@alexandrbelousov154]

Вода, соль, сушённый укроп (ветки, семена, соцветия).. после отваривания дать настояться минут 20. Это самый простой и лучший рецепт.

[@outdoorscholar6016]

Hot take: Chinese Crayfish recipes blow any Southern recipes out of the water.

[@BIGBOI52_]

…

[@googleisaterroristorganizan]

Chinese crayfish be blowing your ass outta the water buddy 🤣

[@Pilot_22]

dude : as a joke , he kills crayfish in a sophisticated way people: 📸📸📸📸📸

[@Laeght0111]

A table in hell has been successfully reserved for you sir...😊

[@charliewelch4301]

I always thought that Crawfish was a southern US dish. It’s nice seeing it being eaten in other countries and how their cook crawfish

[@abhilash7079]

Crawfish: is my life a joke to you ?

[@razesatchel7865]

people in comment acts like a vegan all of the sudden 🤣

[@jorad4887]

he went beast mode!

[@LockheedMartinEnjoyer]

Instructions not clear ate them raw and alive

[@artist._.4857]

Help one of my Crawfish were actually Innocent and now the ACLU is after me

[@NickTQ101]

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[@LondonJynx2.0]

Omg I wasn't ready for the cutting off head part

[@Fred34574]

Na bro that's cruelty #RIPCrawfish

[@dariuscarastoian745]

🤡

[@Eidann63]

I unsubscribed. Purely brutal.

[@BakedBuddy]

You're not suppose to eat dead crawfish, they have to be boiled alive lol

[@thirdjoro]

Aint no way 💀💀 #BitchAlert

[@zegrasisinnocent]

@@BakedBuddy if you boil them alive you're boiling the crap in their stomachs too. and their guts. disgusting.

[@ashishashu8261]

Somehow it seems very satisfying....

[@reed576]

Idk why it was satisfying watching that

[@1stfu]

Only reason I follow, see these videos and like is for the “out of this world” at the end.

[@Chree1s]

You gotta do it the Louisiana way

[@Gaurvvv]

This is not a cooking channel. This is crime time😂

[@mintyfresh6530]

Make sure they feel fear otherwise its not going to enlarge 😂 lol

[@RedmanLS3]

Called them out about killing the crayfish but we over here in the US hook them alive for fishing

[@Manahil97]

How to give your viewers nightmares like a pro

[@martanek_9749]

It needs some more garlic brother😂😅

[@arysaad6923]

Mississippi river?? My ass🥱🤮🤮🥱🥱🥱👎👎

[@alishaprincess68]

That's so bad that you cooked them so brutally 😢

[@lxyn365]

My stomach can't wait to get up from its seat.💀

[@jakeryker546]

At least it was drunk when you beheaded it 😂

[@gee_emm]

Can’t you kill them faster to minimise their suffering?

[@zahavieti]

WTF😢😢😢😢😢

[@tehdogefather6546]

looks yummy 😋 🦞

[@animayer6462]

Thought he said guillotine crawfish at first but then I read he said guilty. THEN he beheaded them so I’m like 🤷🏻‍♀️ well

[@omp365]

The vegans gon be poppin when they see this 😂😂🤯

[@erzo9896]

Mfs crying over ocean roaches😂😂

[@AM-sh8bn]

Crawfish has died in vain to satisfy our hunger

[@yurei____4315]

No jhonny from the 4th grade the crayfish didn't feel pain

[@diegogutierrez536]

Damm Satan chill with the head cutting

[@coldice5384]

'Out of this world'😅

[@Thecuteysplayzrobloxandgacha]

I have question do u acutally have to add beer

[@ghettoewok3902]

No, no, no and no. As someone from the south of the US that so many people like to make fun of. We would never do somethint cruel as this. Absolutely repulsive.

[@ModaHakim]

finally someone that doesn't just boil or fry crawfish alive

[@mazh2704]

whats the difference lol since hes cutting their heads off that slow

[@ModaHakim]

@@mazh2704 there is a big difference because when cutting their head this way the brain is disconnected right away so it doesn't send any pain signals,so they don't feel anything

[@mazh2704]

@@ModaHakim why does that matter if were going to literally eat them anyways, it is still straight up killing

[@Pablo_lens]

​@@ModaHakim They die immediately when they get boiled too.

[@skankhunt434]

Does it matter

[@enCOGn1to.]

Like a PRO?! You Are litteraly hurting them by salt

[@joesandoval8679]

As soon as I seen salt I thought all the dudes from Louisiana saying purging with salt is the wrong way to do it😂😂

[@FIESTAH]

My grandmother is still searching for her toothbrush😂😂

[@jevonrobinson9019]

You better chill gang. Vegans and Anti-Salters are gonna pull up on you👀😂

[@nestro8900]

De-veined with my right hand, I now am allergic to crawfish

[@theboredgamer3544]

i accidentslly de veined it with my right hand and i got an airstrike set on my house

[@danceswithcomicbooks7733]

No thanks. I'll just go to a restaurant. My time is too precious for that nonsense.

[@frogmanpipes9561]

You don't need to give them a salt bath. It does absolutely nothing

[@micheledavis9280]

No salt!! Just rise in a craw fish bucket anything with holes. No salt...

[@carlettethomas5252]

Yum 😋

[@opupkk4156]

Virgin keyboard screamers: Nooooo cruelty against crawfish. Chad cookers: Ayo these are good!

[@garrisonnix9407]

I would eat these over goin to a crawfish boil any day

[@Ahhhhhhh_1234]

How to scare children like a pro

[@FBG66]

Where are the innocent crawfish?

[@MITHRAANGANESAALRAMANMoe]

vegans seing this:💀💀💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@dougjones3305]

Nah you didn't do that like a pro. You prepped the crawfish like a noob. You just use plain fresh water. You wasted salt and liquor.

[@M_S_G.]

PLEASE dont put salt in while they're still alive, it hurts them a sh ton, still tho crawfish tasty af

[@DerouneLandry]

If doing too much was a video 😂