How To Counter Paratroopers - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

If there's any errors/ mistakes I'm sorry! Had to get it out fast as I'm going out now! :^)

[@thomaswiltherford9265]

Thank you so much mr bokoen

[@rexdaylawn1609]

Get better at the game

[@sock4238]

i love u bo

[@etv1549]

@@rexdaylawn1609 you go up against boi in hoi4 and see who would win. He would clap your checks faster and harder then the audience at a baseball game when there team wins

[@raybaalishtiaq1385]

Simping over twitch staff member...

[@weirdboyy_pog2547]

I imagine Rommel inspecting the atlantic wall and its just three german soldiers smoking a cigarette in Brest.

[@danielm.595]

If it works why change it?

[@jogzyg2036]

The rest of them were defending a far more important objective. Iwo jima.

[@codyarcher3263]

I mean thats pretty much what the alantic wall was before rommel arrived.

[@RichRacc]

Jogzy G _yes_

[@cageybee7221]

"ok,new plan. sky wall. with bullets. GO!"

[@natestarkovich4893]

Your honor my client would like to plead “just helping out a homie” as opposed to “accessory to murder”

[@julian2626]

I'm starting to smell gang affiliations here

[@natestarkovich4893]

damn I can’t believe bo liked this, Denmark doesn’t exist

[@Huey1205]

It's amazing how Swimmy didn't move the "SS-Verfügungstruppe" out of Berlin for like the whole 8-9 years the game was going at that point, truly a 16D-chess manouver.

[@tedarcher9120]

Hitler's own bodyguard!

[@kuhluhOG]

>8-9 years >1943

[@maddoxlacy9072]

@@kuhluhOG Uh, yeah (Assuming) Late 1943 Nearly 8 years

[@buk3295]

He knew they would paradrop there

[@kuhluhOG]

@@maddoxlacy9072 yeah ok, my brain had a fart, sry

[@drekbleh7081]

"If I win I'll dye my hair" "Swimmy why are you aiming a gun at your foot?" "No reason"

[@birb4121]

Two months 2 comments 1,2 likes

[@sadfrog15]

Three months 3 comments 1.2k likes

[@the_tactician9858]

4 months, 1.3k likes, 4 comments

[@blood3104]

five months. 1.4k likes. 5 comments

[@itsjaygaming568]

6 months 6 comments 1.5k likes

[@cynicalmedic252]

German Radar: Allied transport planes are coming into our sector. German AA: Good! Our first catch of the day!

[@cageybee7221]

"Atlantic sky wall activate!" *Machingun fire*

[@ladywaffle2210]

"Allied transport planes are entering range, the poor bastards."

[@hello-rq8kf]

@@ladywaffle2210YWNBAW

[@The_Laughing_Cavalier]

Band of Brothers episode list Episode 1: Easy Company trains and prepares for Operation Overlord Episode 2: Everyone literally dies in the opening minutes due to German AA Episode 3: The series switches to the British, who launch Operation Market Garden times ten on Berlin, but are defeated by some motorised troops Hitler forgot about. The rest of the series is just pictures of Hitler with green hair.

[@cageybee7221]

Hitler: "what do you mean 'i forgot an army'?? Scared shitless messenger: "well, mein fuhrer, you kindof just....left them in berlin...." Hitler: "how could i be stupid enough to leave an ARMY in my OWN CITY!? are you calling me stupid?" nervous generals: "well sir, this is actually good...there are allied paratroopers near it and they are already swiss-cheesed by our AA guns..." Hitler: "OBVIOUSLY! don't you know this was my plan the entire time? i am a strategic genius!"

[@mikewazowski7024]

That’s a certified Hitler moment.

[@danielm.595]

@@cageybee7221 if that really happened, it would be at the same time the saddest and the funniest thing of the war

[@milotura6828]

@@danielm.595 saddest the would be the most embarrassing moment

[@akseliloven5093]

Germany be like: "Light tanks is the new meta" Everyone with anti-tank: "Uhhhh..."

[@RabiasHarry]

He won though. He failed successfully

[@akseliloven5093]

@@RabiasHarry yep, what a lad

[@Kaurv]

pro gamer move : light tank armor is so light anti tank just go right thru & overpens, its genius

[@problems3485]

Kaurv true facts you gotta hope they don’t have HE tho

[@Kaurv]

hope it bounces off or something

[@drekbleh7081]

"It does make (my argument) better because I'm just shouting the same thing over and over. And its effective" GOLDEN FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEBATE ON THE INTERNET HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE

[@NikFlatcher]

And how effective it was in the battle of Paris?

[@XarathDominion]

@@NikFlatcher And?

[@t_y8274]

@@NikFlatcher he won this game so it must've been pretty effective

[@Bokoen1]

I mean he got invaded in this game and left lmao

[@t_y8274]

@@Bokoen1 damnit I just want him to take the dub for once (Also I mixed up swimmy and golden lol, my bad)

[@okand7130]

i can't believe swimmy actually won a game

[@promc7318]

dw im sure save corrupted

[@cpt.mystic_stirling]

Truly a dark timeline

[@math3000]

What's next?! Golden owning Paris?!

[@stagbeetle1050]

Top 10 strange unexplained natural phenomena

[@kaloed]

@@math3000 Dressel Iwo Jima

[@samu3533]

The paratrooper didn't die for the AA, but they parachuted themselves without the parachute.

[@smug_lawd2856]

Kamikaze style

[@widediego2833]

Neutron style

[@YotoBoto]

You got 69 likes and I ain’t braking it

[@widediego2833]

@@YotoBoto too late my man of culture

[@samu3533]

@@YotoBoto too late :(

[@powalowski6614]

Imagine you're being a polish soldier defending the border, and suddenly, instead of infantry, out of the forest come billions of light tanks, moving at the speed of light and bumping into each other like bumper cars

[@farmerboy916]

No, they're clearly drifting to deja vu

[@alect525]

Now every division is the ghost division

[@mycure0498]

They are the Panzer Elite!

[@shikikankillzone4239]

@@alect525 _Ghost Army_

[@Ronald98]

.... ye.. that's the whole idea of the german tank blitzkrieg

[@Lica_The_Furry]

I like how swimmy didn't even move like a third of his starting units and still won. That just goes to show how incompetent the allies were that game

[@maxkennedy8075]

*Allies* “SAS RAIDS, SAS RA-“ *Cut off by thousands of flakvillings and 88mm flak guns firing at the paratroopers*

[@Jacob-pu4zj]

_Rommelspargel_ 100

[@Dargesh890]

haha, guns go boom

[@the_tactician9858]

flakvierling.mp3

[@nayas1885]

We need Dwane "The Rock" Johnson in Gibraltar

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Twitch staff watching and they love HOI? Epic pog moment

[@rexdaylawn1609]

Bruh I see you everywhere

[@jordanschomer7276]

There will be more comments on this saying that they see Avery everywhere

[@DistantFungus20]

@@rexdaylawn1609 I see them everywhere as well

[@Sky_Guy]

A mega LOL, am I right Twitch chatters??

[@arliegodlevel]

pogger

[@adamwathen5962]

*downloading henttai* FBI agent: “what are you doing?” Bo: “helping out a homie”

[@C00kiesAplenty]

Now im just imagining Bo and Golden walking into a shop, holding hands, while Bo askes for a hentai game and Golden just stares at the floor embarrassed.

[@Maplefrog7]

any idea what the game was called?

[@danielhanson2417]

“It does make my argument better. Because I’m just shouting the same thing over and over. And its effective!”- Reich Minister of propaganda golden

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I want to see Swimmy dressed as the Joker

[@LPSilentHunter]

"Where is your infantry?" STRENG GEHEIM

[@samuelwithers2221]

Epic Himmler moment

[@Caxon81]

Every time Peef says "POG" I lose my mind I love him

[@rezzoc91]

As Italian I noticed how all the other armies sound like soldiers answering orders whereas the Italians sound like actors going to war lol

[@jonathancraddock9118]

Pic of Swimmy's hair before and after to prove his loyalty

[@zenavine]

LETTUCE HAIR, SWIMMY FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE CHONGQING POCKET

[@BOS_C.O.]

Suprised I haven't seen people asking for the sauce of this game you and Golden were talking about.

[@approximateCognition]

Ngl, I want to know as well

[@brendanworthington3888]

@@approximateCognition I also want to know. Both for research and because I can't tell if Bo or Golden is more cringe without knowing the game. I mean if it is a porn game with good gameplay and "plot" then Bo is in the clear and Golden is super cringe for needing help.

[@kazsura9812]

@@brendanworthington3888 now you sound cringe.

[@ChemySh]

@@kazsura9812 no I actually agree here, there's different levels of culture for porn games

[@legend-rx9ik]

Gotta be final fantasy 7 remake that's something golden would do

[@johnvanjohnson8577]

short answer: you cannot counter chad paratroopers

[@tedarcher9120]

You can shoot them in the air with 20mm AA guns while they are defenceless Post Scriptum stile

[@luthfihar3211]

@@tedarcher9120 but thats a war crime isn't it

[@tzeentchnianexaltedsorcero2041]

@@luthfihar3211 Pilot yes, paratrooper no

[@tedarcher9120]

@@luthfihar3211 they were armed, weren't they?

[@luthfihar3211]

@@tzeentchnianexaltedsorcero2041 then having wibbys everywhere to shoot them down is legal?

[@lamarepository248]

Your honor, I was not an “accomplice to first-degree murder”, I was actually just helping out a homie.

[@patriotic_canadian]

Someday i’ll make joke so funny that Bo will have to heart my comment

[@patriotic_canadian]

Sage Brignac Just you wait

[@theTweak0284]

The man has done it.

[@exginger528]

@@patriotic_canadian you absolute madman you did it

[@youtubeadministration8037]

@@exginger528 r/madlads

[@tenebrous5178]

Italy:Where is your infantry Germany? Germany: STRENG GEHEIM

[@WelloBello]

Streng Geheim

[@mattevans4377]

Swimmy did something that wasn't a total failure? Who are they, and what have they done to the real Swimmy! Just so I can tell them, they can keep him ;)

[@youtubeadministration8037]

His teammates had motivation so they didn't achieve depression just after the game started

[@Cteabis]

Petition to bring back the Amber co-op on Germany/USSR with the clippy cloppy cavalry horde

[@cageybee7221]

that moment when you build the atlantic wall in the sky and out of bullets.....

[@flyrice1]

When bo didn’t add the part where his fleet got clapped for some reason

[@SerPinkKnight]

I think it's been a while since we've seen Italian Bo...

[@craigstephenson7676]

Mama Mia you’re right

[@sharkestry1119]

Super mario in hoi4

[@equilintogo5378]

I first read that as Italo Balbo And i wonder why would anyone talk that naval commander?

[@icecrystal0094]

The paratroopers weren't shot down by the AA guns, there were so many that, they've crashed into eachother in the air

[@noahdewitz790]

“Did you just smell your fart like that” “Well I can’t really help it, can I?” *perfectly cut wheezing and laughter*

[@Soundsave12]

Ngl, this episode was pretty hype. You should do more Italy games in the future.

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

Failed paradrops? Basically Operation "Market Garden" in a nutshell.

[@drekbleh7081]

Paratroopers: "we'll drop behind the coast and capture the docks" Anti-air: "look! Target practice! Good thing too, I was getting bored" Germania anti-air: "I sleep"

[@iyqcha1789]

7:27 whoever that is... thats the funniest shit i ever heard, i cant never stop laughting as i hear him say "f*ck your mother"

[@apollomars1678]

Swimmy, putting mot. Inf. 1936 near his capital and the allies try to para-cap Berlin 1945. Swimmy: "I saw this in my visions."

[@dreamypizza8458]

he didn't even put it there that unit starts the game there

[@thomaswiltherford9265]

I love these videos so much. Thanks bokoen for making my quarantine so much better.

[@czha8329]

Is it just me or...were the Italians saying taco at the end of every sentence? like, during sealion.

[@giob5883]

"Continuate l'attacco" = "Keep on attacking"

[@czha8329]

@@giob5883 Thank you!

[@danielbat9887]

Virgin Bo: I literally had to hold your hand so you could buy your anime sex game Vs Chad Golden: And?

[@SlavaUkraine751]

“No it is making it better because I’m shouting the same thing over and over again, and it’s very effective.” Goldens arguing strategy in a nutshell.

[@sempermilites87]

Early part of video, Swimmy's "country icon" is covered up by a dollar sign. "Oh hey! You have a Twitch staff watching your stream?" "I do? I do! I do have a Twitch staff watching me. That's cool!" Seconds later, puts the "wholesome" German icon back on Swimmy's country ball. XD

[@americantacos7618]

I mean, the balls aren't there when he's streaming.

[@sempermilites87]

@@americantacos7618 I know. The timing is what makes it funny in this video.

[@maxkennedy8075]

5:22 lol Bo could have totally clapped that main fleet. Just look at the stats and ship numbers. Ah well, clapping escorts with capitals is always fun

[@wittyreviewer]

And so begins the latest act of the Punished "VENOM" Swimmy arc

[@Blundabus1337]

This episode, and the episode where Boe joins some newbie game and spams strat bombers, are arguably better than the Iwa Jima video.

[@CallumVloGamesCVG]

7:34 my reaction when someone pings everyone on the discord

[@lottieshelton6025]

The allied paratroopers unfortunately forgot their parachutes, but boldly continued the attack regardless

[@jgennordbyyyyyy257]

3:36 SCHNERGENUG????????? AND THE LIGHT TANKS ARE SO FAST, ZOOOOOOOOM

[@CComrade]

I've seen paratrooping with losses but jesus christ This is why strat bombing AA is important, I guess :v

[@deathrex6199]

Everybody’s gangster until Swimmy won a game.

[@1Maklak]

Leaving just a few guys on the other side of the Maginot line is a pro-gamer move. It will make the French confident, they'll attack, leave their forts behind and stretch out just in time to be crushed by the German Light Tanks returning from Poland. No need to even go through the Benelux.

[@ddos3dd]

"*PIN PIN PIN! CHHOKING CHHOKING*" Bruh you literaly just said 6! 6! in my language 7:50

[@GameOfGubbs]

I like how bo immediately removed the demonetized sign from Germany after twitch staff arrived

[@wilianrodrigues5280]

Paratroopers: *exist* The AA: Hippity Hoppity, get off my fucking property

[@juwulia_]

this is your best in a nutshell yet.

[@kodylangham]

Who knew the best way to defeat paratroopers would be to just shoot them out of the air?

[@nightghoul7368]

I remember this one live. When the paratroopers melted on impact I couldn't stop laughing.

[@Inderastein]

Allies: Were going on a trip AA: TO MY FACE OF AA flak Soaring through the sky!

[@Catboy_Lyon]

I really want you at 250k subscribers to do artillery only multiplayer

[@jimnicholas7334]

Omg. I didn't see until now that the thumbnail for this video is Italy and Germany point Ack-Ack guns at the channel. A+ for effort.

[@tedarcher9120]

There is so much AA that only corpses reach the ground

[@crqf2010ruler]

Nice video as alway! Love them, Bo!

[@A-O161]

Me, an Italian, listening to this video : Visible frustration

[@kathleenstanfield8535]

The part where they start talking about the porn shop is like when a couple fight and you're just sitting there waiting for them to stop

[@alexvonrom7942]

Still I dont understand why the paratroupeers just died, was it a bug or it was really anti-air, because when he checked the air situation there werent many anti-airs...

[@obi_wanshinobi]

Fun fact: shooting at the airplane first & causing the paratroopers to jump out in “distress” is technically a war crime. But ignoring the plane and only firing on the defenseless paratroops as they float down is 100% legal.

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

Life is hard... BUT GODDAMMIT THAT ATLANTIC WALL IS HARD AS FUCK, LITERALLY IMPENETRABLE

[@primal_guy1526]

I can just imagine like with max AA there’s just full auto flak 88s with thermals, 300 round belt, 88mm Minengeschoß, and 40 degree/sec transverse speed

[@brandnew3225]

That Twitch staff must have felt like he was back in the elementary school playground

[@CommanderTavos99]

Who is playing Bulgaria? This dude is the best in every video! :D

Back to when we could pog

[@enderghostit2320]

“Ready sir!” “Shield!” “Squeeze!” Best dialogue ever

[@lerojenko2517]

Swimmy games are so fucking cursed and always feel lost yet just time skip like 2 months and Swimmy is past the Urals

[@JuanMatteoReal]

I'm just waiting for someone playing as Italy to play Piazza Fontana by Yu Kung.

[@sukositb]

German AA just vaporized all paratroopers as they come down lol

[@TheAbsoluteEditz4]

Did anyone notice that Swimmy plays alot better as Minor than as a major

[@approximateCognition]

Golden is a man of culture with a social impairment

[@Whatatwist2009]

anime porn? IT'S HENTAI AND IT IS ART DAMN IT BO

[@PeferG17]

The "fuck you tank" line had me rolling

[@Otterdisappointment]

I approve of your Italian skills, Bo I have also elected to ignore your mockery of our language and culture

[@henryredcoat3522]

Swimmy decided to become a targaryen

[@philipskouhus5856]

best girl peef is back

[@Rainmuu]

Perfect counter to paratroops is a war crime

[@garrettk.2257]

Breaking: Germany seen shooting American airborne with anti aircraft batteries, more at 11

[@widediego2833]

Ah yes the defenders of brest 2 guys with 1 rifle

[@unbindingfloyd]

Real men ask, no, DEMAND their own porn games.

[@isutahraptor]

I was starting hoi4 and the music at the beginning and hoi4 matched up perfectly

[@cactuscreek5925]

No one: Swimmy: Fuck it

[@Overture-ur6mk]

The China joke was too relatable.

[@vanteylingenbrickfilms2427]

We will never hear the end of this one

[@Alonsooooo1]

I don’t understand how Swimmy can win as Germany but Golden can’t. I still believe one day Golden will win as Germany.

[@Alonsooooo1]

If golden does win please call the video Goldens First Win

[@snipingflute4346]

LOL!

[@matthewjohnson4583]

Is there actually a script to these or is that a meme? Can never tell nowdays

[@thekatplayz]

It’s a meme that started in twitch chat, after people realised that every game swimmy golden or someone else does something stupid, so it must be scripted, and everyone just picked it up.

[@shikikankillzone4239]

_I can't believe Swimmy ruined operation Market Garden_

[@andromerz9200]

Pronto seniore

[@RomanianPizzaGuy]

Whats the name of the song Bo was playing at 0:40?

[@GSHK-KOR]

Red Sun in the Sky (Chinese Communist Song)