Thanks Callum, had the opportunity to use your techniques at the last family dinner. Nan didn't stand a chance.
@frazgstorm62106 жыл бұрын
A Shogun Named Juan that's the funniest thing I've heard 😂😂
@willhupton87386 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha my guy
@GAn1ms5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@jamesb39595 жыл бұрын
A Shogun Named Juan yes mate
@meatball53364 жыл бұрын
👊😔👍
@callumdonley94747 жыл бұрын
Imagine what his poor mum thinks when she comes back with her shopping to see her 35 year old son doing this in the living room
@Lucas-ji6xp5 жыл бұрын
Callum Donley probably thinks about what an alpha male he is
@user-sp5cc1qi9v4 жыл бұрын
she films him😂😂
@Destined6192 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@IEp1cSkIlLz7 жыл бұрын
Luckily for me i always carry a can of beans with me wherever I go
@Brandon-mn2ms6 жыл бұрын
Im Kingy me too except I always have a chair aswell. So useful
@BlainBoy397 жыл бұрын
Self defence against a child next please
@icantthinkofagoodname3925 жыл бұрын
Kick them.
@bosniantheolog34515 жыл бұрын
Meerkat Overlord22 holy crap
@robbo034 жыл бұрын
Big up the Roses
@danjames55523 жыл бұрын
@@icantthinkofagoodname392 I was just going to say that !
@csykes233 жыл бұрын
Especially harnessed babies. They always overpower me.
@johnsspazmoidaltransitvan32017 жыл бұрын
Cheers Callum son beat up my nan today cause of you x
@JayPatel-hn2ux5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheMarcus77777 жыл бұрын
The fucking thumbnail had me in stitches man jesus christ
@sammcgarry29327 жыл бұрын
Marcus Persson same man 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lukemorgan16517 жыл бұрын
Can You Do A video On How To Beat a Kid In a Wheelchair
@ohnonono47307 жыл бұрын
Luke Morgan I'm currently being bullied by a kid in a wheelchair this would be really helpful!
@somethingedgy98187 жыл бұрын
Luke Morgan Put his breaks on, and beat the fuck out of him, as he can't really get up. Or move his chair.
@ohnonono47307 жыл бұрын
Something edgy callum will provide more details on how to distract him so you can put his breaks on
@dawidsierpinski25937 жыл бұрын
One keeps kicking me help please
@lukemorgan16517 жыл бұрын
Dawid Sierpinski I Would Recommend A Spin Move
@oliverberdica59407 жыл бұрын
How do we defend against a can of beans
@glenthemann7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@debatingprick65386 жыл бұрын
Cook the beans inside
@AlistairLeftHandz6 жыл бұрын
Oliver Berdica You can't you just have to beg the beans to not harm you and hope you will survive.
@samsonno115 жыл бұрын
Shot gun
@ProjectFlashlight6124 жыл бұрын
Can of spaghetti hoops
@jonb19087 жыл бұрын
I went on a date and she asked why I had a can of beans in my pocket :/
@PorQpine2156 жыл бұрын
When it comes to self defence you have to make a few social sacrifices.
@bens77217 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, I'll make sure I'm always equipped with a can of Tuscan beans when I'm out and about
@joemama-js6hv6 жыл бұрын
Ben S Obviously, next time when leaving your house, dont check for keys or cellphone no no no, make sure you have a can of beans. "number 1 survival tool of all time!" -Bear Grylls
@siuuuuuu62937 жыл бұрын
Callum your an absolute beast. You make my life so much easier when it comes to witnessing gang violence, from here on in I’m going to attack gangs with no weapons, with your tactics. I can save the world
@billykershaw39107 жыл бұрын
Isaac Sewell I love Callum but I find it funny that if you swap around tic and tac in tactics you get tic tacs, coincidence? I think not 😂😂
@niamhcarney1357 жыл бұрын
Billy Kershaw I noticed that 😂
@haris_robinson7 жыл бұрын
only an idiot would attack a gang without a can of beans
@billykershaw39107 жыл бұрын
I always keep a can of beans in my sock for a surprise gang attack
@jayhodgson74157 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm in a gang street fight i always make sure I have a can of beans in one of my pockets and a few pickles in my sock
@davefromdowntheroad40677 жыл бұрын
next video: how to take down Russian military forces
@benrobbo29026 жыл бұрын
Dave From Down The Road you dont
@theundeadvision6 жыл бұрын
You do if your a 6 foot 5 beast like callum
@GrumpyGreymane6 жыл бұрын
Dual wielding beans
@meatball53363 жыл бұрын
Just display your bulge. When they are distracted, you unleash the spinning elbow.
@bens77217 жыл бұрын
Tuscan beans, wooden chair, and car key shank, I'm ready to go!
@jhudson19767 жыл бұрын
I can actually imagine Callum in a fight with his tin of beans, fucking hilarious.
@Lisa-yv3rg7 жыл бұрын
Tictacular defense
@greenscarf117 жыл бұрын
Lisa how has this not got more likes 😂😂😂😂
@SirSnipington7 жыл бұрын
Lisa tictactical maneuveres
@everyonewhorepliestothisyo82347 жыл бұрын
Lisa Must of been the most unoriginal comment I have ever heard. That joke is so old.
@dorion91116 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA Sodding Tic-Tac Defence
@apug70966 жыл бұрын
everyone who replies to this, you’re a noob kid you're just salty that people will never stop calling him a tic tac
@lewisbrockchannel7 жыл бұрын
"Not just nice cars, like mine". And he owns a Citroen C3, go on Callum 🤙🏼
@legitimatevideos3497 жыл бұрын
Callum you should apply for UFC can’t wait to use you in the next game!
@BlainBoy397 жыл бұрын
5:04 you’re standing there rather femininely mr adams
@BlainBoy394 жыл бұрын
Nick Gurr LOL 😐
@kademccormick55237 жыл бұрын
Where was this man in ww2
@jamescalvert1116 жыл бұрын
At your moms house kiddy
@terriblecontent44084 жыл бұрын
@Daniel Thompson no, he was one of the Waffen-SS defending the Reichstag, only lost because he ran out of beans
@lewisraj4 жыл бұрын
Stockpiling beans
@Juls279895 жыл бұрын
" Although in a night club you might not be taking a tin of beans with you ! " again falling around the floor laughing, you just got to love Callum, keep up the good work mate you keep making my day ! 👍
@therealkanyewest15152 жыл бұрын
callum i reckon you should hit that
@oisin34957 жыл бұрын
Callum stop flexing we get it you’ve gone posh and now are eating posh flashy cans of beans
@samholt91777 жыл бұрын
6:16 cheeky little flex
@philipmartin96527 жыл бұрын
I took a gloriously pleasurable shit while watching this Callum. Thank you for the entertainment during my excrement.
@millyy6667 жыл бұрын
callum should've been the choreographer for the kill bill fight scenes
@dajoker8998 Жыл бұрын
Stupid feminist movie
@RScalvin7 жыл бұрын
a can of sodding tic tacs
@ProjectFlashlight6124 жыл бұрын
Giggling like mad here at that
@ProjectFlashlight6124 жыл бұрын
@Nick Gurr I vote for sodding ones
@ProjectFlashlight6124 жыл бұрын
usg
@user-ut7ow4ch6j7 жыл бұрын
CALLUM, THE AVERAGE DOOR IS 6'6 IN UK, THERE'S AT LEAST 2 INCHES BETWEEN YOU AND THE TOP OF THAT DOOR FRAME, ARE YOU REALLY THE 6'5 BEAST YOU CALL YOURSELF? *in caps in hopes someone, anyone will see this*
@Kaizerchief117 жыл бұрын
Could be above average.
@jackfeng8137 жыл бұрын
Sean probably needs it bigger for his height
@nickprice92717 жыл бұрын
It looks like a big house
@CPNetherclift7 жыл бұрын
He's actually on his knees throughout this whole video. Absolute beast...
@EricJ77 жыл бұрын
He's probably 6'3
@xlegendgamerpro7 жыл бұрын
Great TicTacs.... oh I mean Tactics.
@thomaslewin68037 жыл бұрын
Can you do how to beat a small child? Using eddie as a prop
@dawidsierpinski25937 жыл бұрын
Thomas Lewin agreed. My 10 week old cousin keeps beating me up
@daddywazza28406 жыл бұрын
I bet he said this comment is disturbing
@matthewstephen40145 жыл бұрын
@@daddywazza2840 isn't it
@nathangreen20536 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just found a tic-tac head, And so have u.
@poelmeister7 жыл бұрын
How would you defend against a ravenous tictac in heat?
@ohyeaahhaahayeahahah22346 жыл бұрын
Poelmeister stop making fun of him
@ohyeaahhaahayeahahah22346 жыл бұрын
UltraHype mean a lot coming from u init
@ohyeaahhaahayeahahah22346 жыл бұрын
UltraHype arite calm down babe
@wtreh17576 жыл бұрын
Poelmeister XD
@militarymotivation99546 жыл бұрын
The reddragon 05 ur so wet
@giornogiovanna74747 жыл бұрын
Thankyou it helped I was fighting 5 people and I beat all of them up they police stopped me like you said. They asked, "Do you know what happened here?" And I replied, "no boss I just bought a can of beens for my nan."
@shrekislove4224 жыл бұрын
Each heart is one man callum has killed with these self defence skills
@terminator36497 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much Callum! Now i can finally defend myself against a squad of 12 year olds outside my local mcdonalds. Super tictactical defence activate!
@eliottgreville53717 жыл бұрын
tictac- a man of many talents
@topdogg44967 жыл бұрын
Bloody brilliant Cal! The moves are extremely logical and I will keep these in mind if I ever get cornered by someone! Great video as always pal!
@chrispeacock29516 жыл бұрын
Thanks tictac I feel really safe now, I will make sure to always carry around a can of hinds beans in case there are a group of thugs charging at me 😂
@joeshepherd42157 жыл бұрын
Does this technique only work if you have learning difficulties ?
@adammcconville58417 жыл бұрын
unfortunately yes
@somethingedgy98187 жыл бұрын
Joe Shepherd Considering that this video was made by Callum.
@neilwright78107 жыл бұрын
Joe Shepherd YEH IT DOES THATS WHY IT WORKS FOR U
@TheFakeAliG7 жыл бұрын
Jake Paul should be great at this
@wtreh17576 жыл бұрын
XD
@dan.thraves8087 жыл бұрын
Yep I take my can of beans everywhere even to the club
@franticranter5 жыл бұрын
I have a black belt in self-defence, and i can Assure you of this video's usefulness
@Treznor3314 жыл бұрын
4:45-5:00 These is some great tips my man 🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop watching these videos.
@douglashay86267 жыл бұрын
Self defence against knife-wielders?
@PorQpine2156 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? They can't past your chair.
@numberbloodysix24785 жыл бұрын
PorQpine215 exactly. if your not always walking round with a chair in public then being attacked is essentially natural selection
@Astxcy5 жыл бұрын
I can now defend my self against my teacher
@bobsamoa65695 жыл бұрын
4:01 made me crease😂😂😂😂😂
@zakbac29697 жыл бұрын
The thumbnail made me click this faster than I usually do
@StyxDescension7 жыл бұрын
You'd rather cover your walls in swords and dragon skulls? I'm offended.
@trudipper80556 жыл бұрын
Revan The Dragon Shit up, you furry.
@StyxDescension6 жыл бұрын
Nice try lmao you can't bother me with your childish insults
@manunited1132 Жыл бұрын
Ahh Callum I'm in stitches with that one your so funny love you bro 👌👍😂🤣
@zbbbudi43767 жыл бұрын
Liverpool needs this
@joshuawalton33477 жыл бұрын
Gotta have your beans at hand
@tobysimons3327 жыл бұрын
Who needs judo when u have callumscorner
@min1on065 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes i walk down my street keys in one hand Tin of beans in the other
@denniscuesta70095 жыл бұрын
This video is like explaining 'happy meal'
@jahbama62025 жыл бұрын
Thank you Callum. Used these against the kids I was babysitting. They didn’t stand a chance against the car keys
@Jarhead-mu6gv7 жыл бұрын
Callum I tryed this and I wasted too much time trying to get the seat of the frame of the chair and they fucked me up 😔🤕
@ianmooresguard17217 жыл бұрын
Tryed
@kobizarre20037 жыл бұрын
You know when it takes too long to do something, just stop doing it and punch your way out😂😂
@pinwheel87237 жыл бұрын
speaking from experience i would definitely recommend taking a can of beans to a club. maybe even a few cans. it's a good weapon and doubles up as a quick snack
@patrickmccallan38055 жыл бұрын
thank u Callum for your defence class It really helped me during tough times Also quick question How do u pop you uncles spine back into place?
@jsjsjjsjsj30017 жыл бұрын
Thanks Callum for the great tutorial on how I can defend myself against lots of angry men
@rubycadywould68907 жыл бұрын
Why does the jt logo look exactly like the TIC tac logo
@bigboned73396 жыл бұрын
The first thing I’m take out with me is a can of fukin Heinz beans
@betket12017 жыл бұрын
What if they just catch your arm when your swinging the beans?
@danielsaunders40587 жыл бұрын
Callum you show great aggression which is great for afight. However I am not as physically blessed as you so won’t perform as well in fighting. But it still helped.😀
@mememazing37196 жыл бұрын
Who walks down the street with a chair? 😂😂😂😂
@3ggman_is_spooky8466 жыл бұрын
Mememazing 3 who doesnt?
@NyTekz6 жыл бұрын
Love how when he explains how to defend from multiple attackers, 1. A can of beans (Nobody ever has that on them) 2.A CUSHION?!? BRUH, 3.You're gonna give them your car?
@jxel40887 жыл бұрын
4:53 pause at that time and put it on lowest playback speed 😂
@chrispeacock29516 жыл бұрын
1:17 Jesus Christ tictac calm down you’re scaring me a bit m8 😂 Also did I hear that he still lives with his mum in his mid 30s 🤣
@chow49157 жыл бұрын
does this work for minecraft?
@massivefat21836 жыл бұрын
Yes
@snakedeadly4 жыл бұрын
Maybe
@frankiecast95086 жыл бұрын
Put this man in the octagon with Connor McGregor and a can of beans
@somekid11367 жыл бұрын
Your self defence videos are probably for the bants but the thing is parts of it are actually useful
@rooroo92166 жыл бұрын
Penguin Yeah I agree, like when he said keep your back to the wall so you don't get ambushed from behind!
@lewisf17055 жыл бұрын
Ok, Callum I'll always make sure to carry a can of beans with me everytime I leave the house
@nahhruv91037 жыл бұрын
Thanks callum! I will definetly use this next time I put a opinion on youtube!
@et04745 жыл бұрын
Cheers cal, those moves worked on Nan.
@darrencoutts55077 жыл бұрын
“cooshon”
@beng93607 жыл бұрын
I’ll now always bring my can of beans and a chair to school in case I get beaten up
@mr.100rupees33 жыл бұрын
But if a wall is behind you, the enemy only needs to make a semi circle to enclose you
@MA-tr8zi7 жыл бұрын
Finally, waited so long for this. Thank you Callum, very informative! ;)
@arctrooperfives12474 жыл бұрын
4:54 BAM
@noahskennedy7 жыл бұрын
Next time I get stopped on the street I’ll pull out my chair, that’ll show grandma.
@joebarcas43435 жыл бұрын
5:36 scared doesn’t describe it
@nedm39354 жыл бұрын
Thanck you for keeping me safe i never thought i could fight but you make it so easy😃
@barrypotter5751 Жыл бұрын
The chairman of the
@jackbarrie70576 жыл бұрын
In a middle of a fight pulls out a can of beans
@nephs_not_sure7 жыл бұрын
what a legend
@JoshCunliffe527 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I have ever watched since he dancing tutorials lmao callum I salute you
@silvametaru7 жыл бұрын
*tic tac head*
@lilyroberts81426 жыл бұрын
This is my friends favourite video your amazing my friends love your vids keep doing the good work:) we love this vid
@budobrothers33617 жыл бұрын
Do how to take down a bus driver
@jwbjwbjwb4413 жыл бұрын
Just thought I’d return to this vid, to see how many people have been saved by call’s tips, personally I have tried to carry a can of hot dogs whenever I can
@tyrozone55 жыл бұрын
3:25 that’s a good idea
@hotcheeto490 Жыл бұрын
Callum, putting your back against a wall while multiple people are coming at you is exactly how you lose that fight
@narutard77377 жыл бұрын
A sodding Tic-Tac
@pastalbux56355 жыл бұрын
'if for some reason you haven't got your beans with you' lmao
@theharryshow60637 жыл бұрын
We're all weaker than you Callum...
@mobiegaming42406 жыл бұрын
He Attac, He protec, but most importantly he tic tac
@js22221 Жыл бұрын
what ever happened to jumble tube😂
@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea42014 жыл бұрын
no one: me: *starts walking around my hometown with a can of beans and a chair*
@georgecarter2225 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if this is legit or he genuinely thinks that beans are the best weapon against attackers
@Xlzelda4 жыл бұрын
4:54 you scared me so much that I physically dropped my phone out of fear
@obrans44517 жыл бұрын
what if your back is against a door and they open it, what's the counter?
@rooroo92166 жыл бұрын
Oliver Branson You hear the door opening, turn around, BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS in the head, throw them past you in the room you were stood in, as you escape through the door they just opened. Ideally it would have a lock, but if not just leg it! 🏃🏃
@greenscarf117 жыл бұрын
Not actually go in to use this but I am just watching cuz you make my day just by a little bit better! Thanks for your videos!!
@billyplaysminecraft06967 жыл бұрын
Dear KZbin, You may restrain my body and you may tear my guts out, do anything you wish, but I am still me and you can't take that. You can kill the ego, you can kill the pride, you can kill the want, the desire of a human being. You can lock him in a cell and you can knock his teeth out and smash his brain, but you cannot kill the soul. You never could kill the soul. It's always there, the beginning and the end. You cannot stop it, it's bigger than me. I'm just looking into it and it frightens me sometimes. Regards, Billyplaysminecraft
@mikeod977 жыл бұрын
This brought a tear to my eye
@GeraldRFord-ib3kz7 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@billyplaysminecraft06967 жыл бұрын
JD vlogs ur problem
@GeraldRFord-ib3kz7 жыл бұрын
Just wtf why do people need to know this
@billyplaysminecraft06967 жыл бұрын
JD vlogs frick a###
@catcrap43077 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the can, I knew a variation of the Zone of Fear Technique would be utilised. Great video!