How To Deliver A Baby - EPIC HOW TO

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If there's anything more terrifying that a woman giving birth, it's having to help a woman give birth! Here's how to deliver a baby safely!
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Bryan Wieder - / bryanagain
Written by Michael Rainey - / raineymichaelv
Produced by Joe Bereta and Michael Rainey
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore

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Now that you've done this, you should do "How to Raise a Child".

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DarthNicky Step one tell your kids you ate there Halloween candy

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DarthNicky

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Even they can't give us the answer

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My mom didn't poop on me :(

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"Poop is not gross! It's good" moments later....... "I told you it would be gross" 0_o

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I never really understood why the excruciating pain endured by women is always portrayed as comical in movies. Under what other circumstances would this be considered acceptable. If, for instance, a movie showed a person covered in third degree burns and screaming in agony. Turning it into a joke would be rather sadistic and tasteless. What say you? Ladies? I feel like I'm missing something.

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Ren Jackson your comment says in nine months ago

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Comment 9 month old so baby 1 year old

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There could have been two births since the release of this video

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Now 21 months ago.

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So...you telling me I probably received a brown shower as soon as I came to life? Thats....SHITTY I'm sorry.

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It was so bad its beautiful.

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+Paulo Victor Silva Ferreira Just showing you how its going to be the rest of the way.

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+Paulo Victor Silva Ferreira So every natural childbirth person is prone to love scat! Too bad i'm a product of cesarean section :\

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+Paulo Victor Silva Ferreira Yeah, technically speaking life has been shiting on you since you were born. Deal with it already.

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This is PERFECT! My wife and I are due end of April.

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Grats, mate!

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+J Rivera first of all congrats to you & your wife, & second the best thing you two should do is see if she can stay in a medical center for the period around the birth so you will be covered in case of emergency

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Why is a guy watching this weird? Anyone can help deliver the baby...

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Its about trying to help the woman deliver the baby

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I learnt all of this from reading a book as an eleven year old. Kind of scarred me, but I still remember to this day. If anyone needs a baby delivered, you've got an inexperienced fourteen year old on your side.

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I find It very Ironic that he has a wet patch on his shirt P.S. never mind I just realised It's a bear😂😂😂

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when your a dude and you are watching this cuz your bored. also, fun fact. babies repeatedly eat their own waste and grow a fur then when they shed it and they eat that too. also, they have no fat on their face for most of the time, so they have skull looking faces. also, for a large portion of the time their skin is transparent.

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also they poop out that poo and then eat it again.

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4:01 after eating Taco Bell :D

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Joe seemed to really enjoy himself in this one

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Then she is her own deliverer.

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